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Chapter 11 Prince Xin: Were you attending court or eating melons this morning?

Chapter 11 Prince Xin: Were you attending court or eating melons this morning?

When Lin Mo was called out for dinner, she refused to come out of her room.

"Second Miss, the master, the madam, the eldest young master and the eldest young lady are waiting. If you don't come out, they will come in person."

The maid at the door was particularly helpless. What's the point of hiding now that things have already happened? It's better to come out openly. After all, she can just pretend to have amnesia when she's drunk.

Lin Mo buried her head in the quilt and sulked, "I won't eat anymore. Go tell them I won't eat anymore!"

Why should she eat anymore? She was so angry.

Seeing her like this, the system also advised: [Hey, calm down, calm down, it's not a big deal. Besides, I think what you did yesterday is not as embarrassing as the time you laid on the floor at your parents' door. 】

【Besides, aren't you thick-skinned? Why do you care so much? Isn't the purpose of life to live freely? Why do you feel awkward now? 】

Lin Mo said speechlessly: "It is completely different to embarrass myself actively and to embarrass myself passively. I have to be mentally prepared. I know that you slept in front of my parents' door, but I don't know what happened after you got drunk. The feeling is completely different."

"Anyway, let me be alone to calm down."

Minister Lin Xi listened to the news brought by the maid. The expressions on everyone's faces were particularly complicated, and there was also a hint of amusement.

Mrs. Lin coughed lightly and said, "Since she doesn't want to eat, then we should eat first. After all, skipping a meal won't kill you. If she's hungry, she'll find something to eat on her own."

She's grown up, so they don't need to worry too much. She's not a child.

The Lin family was peaceful and quiet, but the Xinwang Mansion was completely different from usual.

Many officials sent gifts, and some even came in person, especially the military commanders.

"Your Highness Prince Xin can finally have his injustices redressed after so many years of grievances. The emperor has already said that he will do his best to heal your injuries, and now the imperial doctors are trying to find a way to treat your injuries."

"Yes, yes, the Prince of Qi's Mansion and the General's Mansion have been raided. Countless amounts of gold, silver, treasures and rare treasures have been found in their mansions. You can imagine how many bad things they have done over the years."

"Now the national treasury is empty, and the emperor can't even afford his own underwear, yet they still save so much money, enjoying the glory, wealth and noble status, but they don't care about the people of the world at all. They deserve to have their homes raided!"

Prince Xin was still listening to these people's complaints, but as he listened, he suddenly grasped a key point.

He quickly held the hand of the adult and asked in confusion: "You said that the emperor can't even make his own underwear, what do you mean?"

Prince Xin had never been to court and didn't know what happened in the court. His family members at home were basically the same as him, and they rarely went out, so they basically knew nothing about what happened in the capital and the court.

The adult looked around and saw that the people around him were all his people and people who knew about Lin Mo's affairs, so he could speak first.

"Didn't the emperor complain to us about poverty before? We thought he was just pretending. How could he be poor as the ruler of a country? Later, we found out that the emperor even had holes in his underwear."

"Didn't he like to reward meritorious officials with plaques? We thought it was the emperor's hobby and the plaques could be passed down. But later, after some things happened, we found out that the emperor didn't have any other intentions in rewarding plaques. It was purely because he was poor, because he couldn't afford anything else."

Prince Xin's mouth twitched, and his impression of his brother was suddenly shattered.

So you are this kind of brother! You are really a hidden talent!

That adult also told Prince Xin everything that happened in the court recently, including the matter of Lin Mo and the system.

Prince Xin was stunned when he heard this, and thought they were talking about myths.

"Are you really serious about what you said? You even mentioned ghosts and gods. If there are really ghosts and gods, why do so many people do bad things? Aren't they afraid of retaliation?"

Prince Xin looked at these people with suspicion. Are these people's brains okay? They

are all officials appointed by the court, but they still believe in ghosts and gods. Have they read so many sage books in vain?

The official looked at Prince Xin's eyes and felt upset.

"Oh, my Lord, that system is not a ghost or god, it is just a melon-eating system. Melon-eating means watching people laugh. Although Lin Mo is the daughter of Minister Lin, she is completely unmotivated. Minister Lin gave her an official position because he was afraid that his daughter would starve to death."

"Now this little Lord Lin is eating melons in the court every day with this system. She also told the emperor about his underwear, and the things about the Prince of Qi and the general who protects the country were also found out by her eating melons. Oh, there was also a melon about the concubine of the Minister of War having an affair recently."

Prince Xin:... Why do you feel that your life is so exciting? Don't you go to court to discuss national affairs? Why do you still eat melons every day?

Prince Xin suddenly felt that his three views had been severely impacted.

"Your Highness, however, you must keep this a secret from Lin Mo. She doesn't know yet that we can hear her inner thoughts. I told the prince in advance because I was afraid that he would let the cat out of the bag when he went to court. If he really let the cat out of the bag, then we won't be able to hear so many interesting things."

"Recently, because the Qi Palace and the Palace of the Generals of the Nation were raided, the national treasury was filled up. We are rich now! If there are any corrupt officials in the future, then we can send Lord Xiao Lin out and let her eat the melons on the spot. In this way, we can listen to a good show and punish corrupt officials, and the national treasury can add a sum of money. This is a three-pronged approach!" The

more he talked about these officials, the more excited they became, as if they had seen the days of endless money in the future.

In the past few decades, they have been really stingy with their money! There is no money for everything, and the emperor keeps complaining to them about being poor. They thought the emperor was just pretending, but he turned out to be even poorer than them.

This time, they experienced the feeling of being rich, and the first ones to experience it were the military commanders. The emperor immediately allocated a sum of money to the army. No matter what, the army must not be treated unfairly, and the military pay must not be cut off!

Prince Xin looked at these people with shining eyes, and he felt complicated in his heart, but he was still very happy in his heart. This should be regarded as

God's blessing to our dynasty. He was a poor man, and because he was afraid of harming his wife and children, he had been hiding for so many years, avoiding the sharp edge of Prince Qi. He had no mother's family and no backing, so he could only rely on himself.

But now it's good, the Prince Qi's Palace has been eradicated, and his light has finally come!

Chapter 12: The Third Prince has a smart face, but he is actually not very smart

Chapter 12 The Third Prince with a shrewd face, but actually not very smart

The three-day holiday passed very quickly for Lin Mo, but for the emperor and those ministers, these three days were like a year!

"I really have never hated rest so much. I really wanted to rest for two days before, but now I feel really uncomfortable if I don't go to court today." An official put on his court clothes very happily in the morning. The day of eating melons has come again!

The lady next to him:...Who doesn't know what you are going to do? I really don't know when Mrs. Lin will take her daughter out for a walk, let's gossip about it!

Emperor Xuande was also very excited in the morning, but there was also a hint of excitement in this excitement.

"Who do you think this girl will eat today? I hope she will eat more of the corrupt officials. You don't know how comfortable I feel when I see this full treasury. I have never been so rich since I ascended the throne!"

Emperor Xuande was so moved that tears almost came out when he saw the gold and silver treasures being moved into the treasury.

All the people in Prince Qi's Mansion were punished. Prince Qi's son was executed, and other people who had committed crimes were also executed. Those who had not committed crimes were exiled.

The Palace of the Protector Generals was even worse. None of the members were clean.

Moreover, many officials who had connections with these two families were arrested. If it weren't for Lin Mo, the emperor would not have known that there were so many people from Prince Qi in his court.

You said that this person is dead but still has so many spies. What is he trying to do? Is he leaving it for his son? This world is not his world!

But fortunately, the matter has been completely settled, and he has become a rich emperor now!

Eunuch Li looked at the happy emperor and felt sad.

It is really rare for an emperor to be able to do this.

While helping the emperor to tidy up his clothes, Eunuch Li said, "Your Majesty, since you have money, why not change the clothes you wear inside? I don't know how many times you have repaired them. Although your underwear has been changed to new ones, your underwear is too old."

The emperor took a look at his underwear and said indifferently, "Why change it? I think it's good. Clothes should be soft to be comfortable and can be worn."

Eunuch Li: ... Even if you have money, you can't change your stingy character.

This morning, Lin Mo actually didn't gossip with the system. Emperor Xuande looked at her several times, and all the officials present kept looking at her while discussing national affairs.

The Lord Li she recorded before was stared at by these eyes and sweated coldly.

As for our Lady Xiao Lin, who has been the focus of much attention, she is now dozing off, swaying back and forth like a tumbler, making people suspect that she will fall to the ground in the next second.

Seeing that the time for the morning court is half over, if there is no more gossip, then this morning will be wasted.

Emperor Xuande coughed lightly, and then winked at Lord Li.

Lord Li: ...

Oh! What a sin! I, a historian, actually have to wake others up at the morning court. This is the first time I have done such a job at the morning court in my life.

Minister Lin has now given up. Let this little bastard do whatever he wants. Even the emperor and others don't care, so why should he care about it.

Lord Li stretched out his finger and pushed Lin Mo lightly, and everyone heard a bang the next second.

Looking at someone lying on the ground, everyone: ...

The crown prince and the two princes couldn't help but turn their heads away with laughter. They really had never seen such a woman before, or maybe she couldn't be called a woman.

The third prince whispered to the crown prince: "Brother, how did she fall asleep during the court session, and she slept while standing."

This is the first time I have seen someone sleeping while standing in my life.

The crown prince replied speechlessly: "How do I know if you ask me? This is the first time I have seen it too."

After Lin Mo fell down, she was stunned. Seeing her like this, the system didn't know what to say.

[You are probably the first person to fall asleep in the court. ]

Lin Mo's eyes widened immediately when he heard this. What! She fell asleep!

Lin Mo raised her head and saw that everyone was looking at her, including the emperor sitting on it.

Lin Mo swallowed his saliva and shouted madly in his heart: [What should I do? What should I do? Will the emperor chop off my head?]

The Emperor Xuande, who was sitting on the throne, almost choked on his own saliva when he heard this. No, is he such a cruel person?

He is a wise ruler, do you know that? He chopped off a person just because he dozed off. Does he still want his reputation?

"Lin Mo, you are so brave that you dare to fall asleep in the morning court." The Emperor Xuande said majestically, "Do you know your crime?"

Let this girl slander him, he must scare this girl.

Lin Mo knelt on the ground and kowtowed quickly: "I know my crime, I know my crime, it's my fault! I shouldn't have fallen asleep during the morning court session, and I shouldn't have fallen down after falling asleep."

Everyone: ...So you shouldn't have fallen asleep, or you shouldn't have fallen down after falling down.

The system couldn't help but remind: [The point is wrong! You don't need to add the last sentence! Just know that you shouldn't have fallen asleep. ]

Lin Mo: [But I can't control myself from falling asleep! And I can't guarantee that I will fall asleep next time, I can only try my best to control myself from falling asleep next time. ]

"Puff!"

The third prince, who was closer to her, almost couldn't help laughing, and the second prince quickly pinched his brother, what are you laughing at! Hold it in!

Emperor Xuande's eyes were full of helplessness. This person is completely shameless. Shameless people are invincible in the world, and you don't know what to do with her.

"Okay, considering that it's your first offense, I won't pursue your fault, but you can't do such things again in the future."

Lin Mo nodded quickly and promised: "I will never do it again in the future!" [I will never fall down when I sleep, I must practice the skills of sleeping standing up! ]

Listening to her additional thoughts, everyone tried their best to suppress the corners of their raised mouths.

The people next to Minister Lin touched him as if they were watching a good show. Minister Lin:... Destroy them all!

"Master Xiaolin, hurry up, the ground is so cold and it's not good for the health of girls", the third prince said with a smile.

Lin Mo stood up and looked at the smiling tiger, his eyes narrowed.

The third prince suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart.

Sure enough, the next second Lin Mo said to the system, [System, why do I feel that the third prince is particularly like a smiling tiger, the kind of person who is sweet-mouthed but has a sharp tongue. Is he trying to plot against me?]

The smile on the third prince's face was instantly retracted, you are the smiling tiger! Your whole family are smiling tigers!

I care about you but I care about you in the wrong way, right? I just said that unnecessary thing!

Everyone's heart was immediately lifted up, and many people were waiting for the system's answer, including Emperor Xuande.

System: [Oh, this third prince only looks smart and has a shrewd face, but he is actually not very smart.] The

third prince almost exploded on the spot when he heard this. The crown prince and the second prince saw him like this and quickly held him down.

The system was right. Although the third son looked quite smart, he was not very smart.

The emperor covered his eyes with his hands. Now everyone knew that his youngest son was not very smart.

The ministers were secretly looking at the third prince's face. Yes, he did have a smart face.

Chapter 13: The Third Prince's various embarrassing moments. You have to be shameless to chase your wife!

Chapter 13 The Third Prince's Embarrassing Stories. He Must Be Shameless to Chase His Wife!

Lin Mo did not notice the expressions of others. She was just curious about how this Third Prince was smart.

[System, how do you know that this Third Prince is not very smart? What on earth has he done? 】

System:【He didn't do anything. When he was a kid, he didn't want to go to school, so he pretended to be sick like a concubine in the harem. But that concubine was pretending to be pregnant, so when the concubine vomited, he vomited too. When the concubine felt uncomfortable, he felt uncomfortable too. In order to compete for favors, the concubine deliberately went to the emperor and said that the baby in her belly was kicking her. The third prince found out and went to his father, and said that the baby in his belly was kicking him. Then the emperor looked at him and fell into deep thought. The next second he was spanked. He was five years old that year.】

The muscles on Lin Mo's face trembled crazily,【Hahaha! What kind of comedian is this! If he wants to pretend to be sick, there are many ways to pretend. Why does he have to pretend to be pregnant like others! Hahaha】

"Puff!"

The civil and military officials also pinched their thighs desperately, trying hard not to laugh.

The third prince's face was red, even his neck was red, and he looked like a crayfish.

The crown prince and the second prince also heard about this for the first time. They tried hard to hold back their laughter, and their nostrils became bigger.

Although he knew that his younger brother was not very smart, he did not expect him to be so stupid.

The corners of Emperor Xuande's mouth twitched wildly. He still remembered this incident. The concubine was later banished to the cold palace, but it was really funny that this stupid little son did such a thing.

You said you could just pretend to have a cold, but you had to pretend that someone was pregnant.

While he was reviewing memorials, the little Third Prince ran in and said weakly, "Father, feel my belly and see if the baby inside is kicking me."

Emperor Xuande was drinking tea at the time and the tea spurted out of his mouth. Eunuch Li's jaw almost dropped in shock.

However, it was precisely because of the Third Prince's behavior that the Emperor paid special attention to the pregnant concubine and found out that the concubine was faking pregnancy to win favor.

Lin Mo suddenly became very interested in the Third Prince. She also wanted to know what other funny things the Third Prince had done.

[System, in addition to this incident, has the Third Prince done anything else that is stupid? He should have done a lot of such things. 】

The emperor and all the civil and military officials also pricked up their ears and listened immediately. Only the third prince wanted to find a hole to crawl into.

Why do you want to eat my melon? Why did you choose me among so many people here? If I had known earlier, I would not have said that!

The third prince really regretted it now. If only he had not said anything just now.

The system did not know what the third prince was thinking. It began to collect all kinds of amazing deeds of the third prince.

【The Third Prince did a lot of stupid things. When he was six years old, he was learning to paint. One day, their teacher taught them to paint a turtle. He first drew a tortoise and got addicted to it. Later, he didn't write his own name every time he did homework. He used a tortoise instead. The Crown Prince and the Second Prince signed their names every time, but he drew a tortoise in his signature.】

Lin Mo immediately had that picture in his mind, 【Hahahaha, so he thinks of himself as a tortoise, right?】

The civil and military officials were now holding back their laughter until they cried, but even so, they still had to act and pretend to discuss national affairs. It wasn't easy, it really wasn't easy!

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【And more, and more! When he was seven years old, he accidentally wet the bed at night, but he was afraid of being discovered, so he exchanged his blanket with the second prince's, and even accused the second prince of wetting the bed first, but he did not change his own pants and clothes. Everyone looked at him in wet pants and accused the second prince of wetting the bed.

Emperor Xuande covered his face with his hands and wiped the tears of laughter from the corners of his eyes with a handkerchief.

I didn't expect that this little son would do so many strange things. He really didn't know about the bed-wetting incident.

The second prince also thought of this scene when he was a child. When he was accused by his younger brother, he really doubted whether he really wet the bed. But when he saw the wet butt of this silly brother when he turned around, he felt in his heart, even if you want to frame me, can't you hide your own tail!

Look at your wet butt! The evidence is all on your ass!

Lin Mo glanced at the back of the Third Prince, and suddenly felt that his back also revealed a sense of stupidity.

Originally, I thought this man was a smiling tiger.

The system has been talking too much, it continued: [And there is more, his encounter with the Third Prince's wife is also very strange. The Third Prince's wife is the daughter of a general, with a carefree personality and no brains. The Third Prince fell in love with her at first sight, but the Third Prince's wife likes men who are strong and have masculine energy, and the Third Prince is too delicate. ]

[Later, in order to prove that he has masculine energy, he ran to the Third Prince's wife every day to practice boxing, making the Third Prince's wife think that he came to provoke, and then the two of them fought whenever they met. Lin Mo

was almost laughing like crazy in his heart, [This way of pursuing someone has never been seen before, how can the third prince think so long!]

Not many people knew about this matter of pursuing a wife, not even the emperor, the crown prince and the second prince knew about it.

Emperor Xuande glanced at his blushing son, and wanted to ask him in his heart, is there anyone who pursues someone like you! No wonder people thought you were provoking her.

The crown prince and the second prince looked at each other, with the same helplessness in their eyes.

Having such an unintelligent brother is really worrying sometimes, but how did this man win back the third prince's wife.

Lin Mo was also thinking about this question: [How did the Third Prince get the Third Prince's wife back? According to the situation that they fought as soon as they met, the way to get her back should be very strange.]

Everyone immediately listened with their ears tilted. The father of the Third Prince's wife was even more curious. He also remembered that his daughter and the Third Prince would fight as soon as they met, but then one day, for some reason, the two of them got involved.

System: [It's not very strange. The Third Prince's wife accidentally broke the Third Prince's bone, and then the Third Prince took the opportunity to blame her, saying that she would be responsible, and then he hugged her thighs and cried, saying that he would be disabled and no one would want him in the future. 】

【The Third Prince's wife felt sorry for him and promised to take responsibility for him, and he got the beauty back.】

Lin Mo: ...

The Emperor, the Crown Prince and the Second Prince: ...

Ministers: ...

At this moment, everyone had only one thought in their mind: as expected, a shameless person is invincible!

Although the third prince was devastated, he felt that this method was not wrong, at least he got the girl back! As long as the result is good, who cares about the process!

Chapter 14: The Lin family went to eat melons with their families, while Minister Lin stayed at home alone

Chapter 14 The Lin family went to eat melons with their families, while Minister Lin stayed at home alone The one

who lost the most face in this morning court session was the third prince.

When he left the court session, many people looked at him with an indescribable look, which made him depressed.

"Why do they look at me with such eyes? What's wrong with me using some tricks to find a wife?"

The third prince was very dissatisfied with the way these people looked at him. He felt that he was not wrong at all.

The crown prince and the second prince moved their mouths and hesitated to speak, and finally could only pat his shoulders.

Just be happy.

After Lin Mo returned home from the court session, he lay down on the bed as soon as possible.

"No, no, I have to take a nap. Don't call me before dinner."

System: [Why are you still taking a nap? Do you want us to go out for a walk? There are actually many melons in the capital. 】

Lin Ran, who came to see Lin Mo, stopped immediately.

The system continued: [The gossip in the capital may be more exciting than the gossip in the court. Hurry up and go out for a walk, so that I can collect some energy. You don't have any work, you just stand there every day, what's the tiring thing. 】

Lin Mo was not very satisfied when he heard this. What do you mean she has no work? Eating gossip also consumes brain cells, okay.

[Just let me sleep for a while. After lunch, I will take you out for a walk. I will also take my eldest sister with me. My eldest sister often goes out to attend banquets. When the time comes, I will take you to a banquet in the afternoon. 】

The system cheered when it heard this: [Great! Banquets are usually places where accidents happen frequently! There are gossips to eat again!

Lin Ran outside: ... What

do you mean banquets are usually places where accidents happen? She has attended countless banquets outside for so many years, and she has never seen any major incidents.

At most, it's just adultery, drowning, framing, poisoning, no, why does it feel like there are so many things happening the more she thinks about it.

"What! You said she's going out this afternoon?"

Minister Lin and Madam Lin felt mixed emotions when they heard that Lin Mo was going out.

"No, she must not be allowed to go out alone. There are countless people in the capital who want to kill her. Many corrupt officials are afraid that she will expose her affairs, so they will definitely find a chance to kill her."

"Although the emperor said that he has sent people to protect her in secret, it is inevitable that there will be loopholes."

Although his little daughter is very upset, no matter how upset he is, she is still his child, and he will never let his child fall into danger.

There may be protection in his own home. The emperor has sent secret guards to protect her, and there are guards at home. Ordinary people cannot get in.

But after going out, it is not certain.

Lin Ran knew that her parents would not agree, and she said with some embarrassment: "How can I refuse her later? If I suddenly stop her from going out, I have to find an excuse."

The family of three thought about the excuse, and Lin Qi, who came back from studying, also joined in the question.

Seeing that the hair of this family was about to be bald, the dark guards hiding in the dark could not help but show up.

"Well, Mr. Lin and Mrs. Lin, we have already checked that the system on Mr. Xiaolin has a protective function, which means that it can protect Mr. Xiaolin. Even we dare not get too close to Mr. Xiaolin, so you can rest assured."

Lin's family: ... Then why didn't you say it when we were thinking of a way, just to watch our good show, right?

At noon, Lin Mo discussed with the system where to go while eating.

[In fact,

you don't have to go to the banquet. I'll take you to the streets. Sometimes the gossip in other people's homes is also very interesting.] System: [Can't we have both? Let's go to the banquet first and then go to the streets on the way back. It's the best of both worlds!]

Lin Mo: [It's not impossible, but I think it's someone's banquet today. I think it's the banquet of the young lady of the Marquis of Changning. I'm not very familiar with her, but she has a good relationship with my eldest sister.]

Lin Jiaxi listened to this one-on-one conversation and his heart was basically numb.

Suddenly, the system exclaimed: [Host! I really detected a big melon! It's the big melon of the young lady of the Marquis of Changning! She held this banquet for a purpose!]

Lin Mo asked quickly: [What is the purpose? Tell me quickly! 】

Others also listened with their ears tilted, the system really aroused their curiosity.

System: [It's hard to say now, I'll tell you in detail after we go to the banquet. It will be more powerful if you tell it to the person concerned, and you will feel more involved when you listen. 】

Lin Mo thought about it and seemed to agree, it wouldn't matter if he took a while.

Minister Lin and his wife Lin Qi screamed in their hearts: We want to listen! We are not going to the banquet even if you are going!

Lin Qi glanced at her two sisters, and curiosity finally won out.

"It's not good for you two girls to go out like this. What if something happens at the banquet? Why don't I take you with me?"

Lin Qi said righteously, as if he really cared about them.

Mrs. Lin, the Minister of the Court, looked at her son with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and didn't know what to say in her heart.

No, when did you become so shameless! Don't you have to study in the afternoon?

Lin Ran also looked at his elder brother with a complicated expression. I didn't expect you to be such a elder brother. Eating melons is more important than studying, right?

Lin Mo didn't think much about it. It didn't matter if there was one more person or one less person. It didn't affect her eating melons.

"Okay, then big brother will go with us."

Madam Lin said quickly, "Why don't I go with you? It just so happens that I have some friendship with the wife of Marquis Changning, and there are many ladies attending the banquet. It's boring for me to stay at home alone, so I might as well go and connect with everyone."

Minister Lin looked at his wife in shock: So you're just leaving me alone at home, right? What should I do if you all leave?

He, a dignified official of the court, would definitely not attend such a banquet in the back house. Those who attend are basically the ladies and young ladies of the back house and those unmarried young men. This kind of banquet is also an important occasion for blind dates, so many unmarried young men will be taken there by their mothers.

Basically, no head of the family has ever gone there, and you, a grown man, would be a bit out of place among this group of people.

In the end, only Minister Lin was left at home. Looking at the backs of his wife, children and daughters, Minister Lin shed bitter tears in his heart.

He also wanted to see the excitement!

On the carriage to Changning Marquis's Mansion, Lin Mo felt inexplicably excited.

She rarely attended such banquets. She didn't like dealing with those noble ladies. Moreover, she preferred to mingle with ordinary people and listen to some trivial things.

She didn't expect that this time she would formally deal with them to eat melons.

Chapter 15: Miss Changning Hou's big news, the scumbag deceived her into marriage, she deserved it!

Chapter 15: The big melon of Miss Changning Marquis, the scumbag cheated on her in marriage, it's all her fault!

At the banquet, when everyone saw Lin Mo, their expressions were a little strange.

They all knew about Lin Mo and the system. After all, the emperor had issued an edict on this matter, and no one could reveal anything even if they knew it.

But what did Lin Mo want to do by coming to this banquet? Could it be that there would be melons to eat at this banquet?

Everyone's hearts were suddenly a little excited. They usually found it very interesting to listen to what their fathers or brothers said about the things in the court.

Of course, they only heard some harmless gossip, such as the gossip about the third prince today. They would not be told about the important matters in the court.

Why didn't you tell us in advance that your sister was coming, so that we could prepare well!

Miss Changning Hou gave Lin Ran a look. She had been really curious about Lin Mo for a long time.

Lin Ran looked back helplessly: That would take time for me.

Looking at his friend's carefree look, Lin Ran sighed silently in his heart.

Today's gossip is about you! I hope it's not something bad or ugly.

On the surface, everyone was still playing their own games in peace, but everyone's mind was focused on Lin Mo.

Lin Mo looked at the handsome men and beautiful women and felt a little excited: [Sure enough, this kind of banquet is almost the same as I imagined. Everyone who came is handsome and beautiful! This should be a high-end blind date banquet. 】

Everyone: ...I was originally quite happy to be praised for handsome men and beautiful women, but what happened next was a low-class blind date banquet. How can such a good banquet be so low-class when it comes out of your mouth?

Madam Lin went with the ladies he was close to, and Lin Qi also went with the young masters he was close to, but they didn't stay too far away. Lin Mo sat down in a pavilion by himself.

System: [The children born from the combination of handsome men and beautiful women are naturally good-looking, and they are carefully raised. It would be strange if they were not good-looking. 】

[Do you still want to listen to the gossip of Miss Changning Hou? 】

Lin Mo: [Yes! 】

Miss Changning Hou's eyes widened instantly: !!! No, how come I am the one eating the gossip!

Everyone immediately turned their attention to Miss Changning Marquis. Who would have thought that Miss Changning Marquis, who is so carefree, actually has a melon on her body.

System: [Madam Changning Marquis is now preparing to find a husband for Miss Changning Marquis. She has her eyes on a nephew from her mother's family. That nephew has a good reputation outside and is a successful man at a young age. So Madam Changning Marquis thinks that it is better to keep the wealth within the family and make the two families closer. Her daughter will not suffer any grievances if she marries into her mother's family.]

Lin Mo: [From what you said, could it be that there is something wrong with the nephew? Why do you like to make close relatives closer? Close relatives are prone to giving birth to deformed children. No wonder some families always have children who die easily. It is best not to marry cousins ​​with blood ties, as it is easy to harm the next generation. 】

Lin Mo's words dropped a bomb in everyone's heart. In this era, most people like close relatives to marry, or to put it nicely, to make the relationship closer.

They never knew that close relatives would have such a big hidden danger. Indeed, many children now cannot grow up after they are born. Some of them were well raised when they were born, but their health is getting worse and worse.

It turns out that it is caused by close relatives!

But how did Lin Mo know this? It should be this system that told her.

Lady Changning Hou is now feeling mixed emotions. She just wants to find a reliable husband for her daughter, so she carefully selected her nephew from her mother's family, but she didn't expect that the problem would be so big.

Neither the system nor Lin Mo knew what others were thinking. They were already immersed in eating melons and couldn't extricate themselves.

The system continued: [Yes, so it is best not to marry close relatives. The nephew of the wife of the Marquis of Changning looks like a decent person, but he is actually a scumbag. ]

[Not only does he often go to fireworks places, but he also keeps a mistress outside. This mistress has given birth to two children for him. Even his parents don't know about this. It's so secretive. ]

Lin Mo got angry when he heard about this scumbag. [So he is planning to cheat in marriage, right? It's so disgusting! Some men are really disgusting! I don't know how many scumbags are there among them. ]

The girls who felt the same: That's right! It's so disgusting!

The girls also glanced at all the young masters present, and there was exploration and disgust in their eyes.

The young masters whose reputations were affected: ... No, that person is a scumbag, we are not!

The young masters were also a little angry, but they were not angry at these girls and Lin Mo, but at that scumbag who looked like a dog.

The wife of the Marquis of Changning turned pale and almost couldn't stand. She didn't expect that after careful selection, she actually chose such a person for her daughter. Fortunately, they haven't exchanged the engagement letter and haven't been engaged yet. If they knew these things after the marriage, it would be really over! Madam

Lin patted the wife of the Marquis of Changning's hand calmly, telling her not to worry too much.

The expression on Lady Changning Hou's face was also a little horrified. She had a really good impression of that cousin. She thought that cousin was polite and might be a good husband in the future. She never expected that it would be like this.

The system continued: [The gentlemen present are still good people. Don't implicate everyone because of a scumbag. This is just a rat shit. Oh, this rat shit is called Liu Xuan.]

The gentlemen who were implicated nodded in their hearts: Yes, they are all good people. They can't do such a scumbag!

Lin Mo: [Hurry up and continue talking, and see what other scumbags that scumbag can do. 】

System: 【Indeed, there is an even worse operation. He plans to marry the daughter of the Marquis of Changning and make her pregnant before telling her about the concubine. By then, everything will be smooth sailing. Moreover, the daughter of the Marquis of Changning is already pregnant. Most people would swallow their anger for the sake of the child.】

Lin Mo: 【Bah!】

Crowd: Bah!

【But that concubine is not a good one either. After she gave birth to her first boy, she became arrogant. Although Liu Xuan treats her very well, she is no longer satisfied with this, so she also seduced Liu Xuan's father, the second brother of the wife of the Marquis of Changning.】

【Of the two children, the older one is Liu Xuan's, and the younger one is Liu Xuan's father's. In other words, of the two children Liu Xuan is raising now, the older one is his son, and the younger one is his younger brother. 】

Lin Mo felt that his CPU was about to burn out. This mistress was quite awesome. Sure enough, the scumbag got his comeuppance!

Lin Mo breathed a sigh of relief: [Why do I feel so happy all of a sudden? The scumbag deserves it! ]

Others also felt inexplicably relieved, and at the same time, they thought this matter was particularly absurd.

Lady Changning was so angry that her eyes were dizzy. She wished she could go to her parents' home right now to get this matter sorted out.

Chapter 16: Father and son are played around by a woman

Chapter 16: Father and son were played around by a woman

This incident was also relayed to the emperor in real time. The emperor was reviewing the memorials while listening to the retelling, and he was shocked.

"I really didn't expect that people outside could play so many tricks! The father of the wife of Marquis Changning seems to be Liu Hanlin, and her second brother seems to be working in the Hanlin Academy, right?"

Emperor Xuande also recalled the appearance of the two fathers and sons. Liu Hanlin is an old official, and the Liu family has been noble for generations. The father and son both look very upright, and people can tell at a glance that they are good officials.

Moreover, this family is also very rigid in being officials. Sometimes talking to them can really make people angry.

But I didn't expect that this little Liu Hanlin looks very honest, but his behavior is not honest at all.

"Sometimes people who look honest do things that are not honest at all. I don't know how the Liu family dealt with the concubine. One is a grandson and the other is a son. Tsk, tsk, tsk, it's a mess, it's really too messy!"

Eunuch Li looked at the emperor's gossiping look, and his heart was numb.

Every day, he told the emperor what happened around Lin Mo like a storyteller. Now this has become a daily entertainment for the emperor.

In the Changning Marquis's Mansion, everyone was eating melons with relish. Lin Mo and the system cursed this scumbag with 800 different sentences. It was the first time for everyone to hear so many curse words.

System: [Host! It's so cool to curse with you! I also really understand what it means to swear! 】

Lin Mo said humbly: [No, no, I just know a little bit of swearing skills, and I am far behind the real swearing bosses. 】

The people who were brainwashed by their swearing: ...

Are you sure you only know the basics of swearing? If you are only good at it, then we are just children playing house!

But is there an idiom called "speaking dirty words"? Why don't they know this idiom?

The young man next to Lin Qi asked Lin Qi in a low voice: "Does your little sister often swear at you at home? I feel like she is very skilled at swearing."

Lin Qi: "...Your sister is the one who swears at you! My little sister is the most gentle!"

The young men around: ...Brother, your filter is a bit too deep.

Lin Mo was sitting alone in the pavilion eating and drinking,

and no one dared to come up and talk to her. Although everyone was curious about her, they were still cautious about interacting with her. After all, no one wanted their affairs to become gossip.

Lin Mo was also happy and comfortable alone. Not to mention, the things in the Changning Marquis's Mansion were exquisite, beautiful, and delicious. I wonder if I can pack a few to take back when the time comes.

The wife of the Changning Marquis and the daughter of the Changning Marquis had already left. Although they were the hosts, everyone could understand their current mood.

However, the Changning Marquis's son was still there. Although the son also wanted to follow his mother and sister to visit the Liu family, he couldn't hold a banquet without the host, so he was forced to stay.

The banquet was peaceful with people toasting each other, but privately, there was a turbulent atmosphere, and everyone turned into wild animals in a melon field.

The system was even particularly enthusiastic in relaying the Liu family's affairs to Lin Mo.

[The wife of the Marquis of Changning and the daughter of the Marquis of Changning seem to have caught evidence that Liu Xuan had a mistress, and are now rushing to the Liu Mansion.]

Even if you want to make trouble, you have to find a reason, so the wife of the Marquis of Changning immediately found a reason.

From the perspective of the system, it is to catch the clues and then settle the accounts first.

The master is a fool and the system is also a fool. The two of them can do nothing but eat melons and don't care about anything else, otherwise they might have discovered that their voices have been heard.

Lin Mo: [Hahahaha, hit him! Beat that scumbag to death! 】

Everyone was speechless. There was no need to be so cruel.

But everyone was still happy to hear the sequel of this gossip. They knew what the wife and daughter of the Marquis of Changning were going to do without thinking, and they could understand their feelings.

They were already emotionally stable as they did not explode on the spot.

At this moment, the Liu Mansion was in chaos.

"Aunt and cousin! I really don't know what you are talking about! How could I, an innocent person, have a concubine outside?"

Liu Xuan kept talking stubbornly, and the elders of the Liu family were also speaking for him. Their family has been upright for generations, and they are very strict in educating the younger generation. How could they let their children have a concubine outside?

The wife of Marquis Changning first tied the man over, and then slapped Liu Xuan in the face.

"It doesn't matter if you don't admit it. I have brought the witnesses here, and I have also brought the woman here. The servants in my house saw you often going in and out of an alley, so they followed you out of curiosity, and saw you enter the woman's yard, and the two of you started to be intimate before entering the house."

"And the two children of this woman call you daddy, this can't be a random call!"

Liu Xuan's face turned pale all of a sudden. He was always very cautious when he went to find Yao Niang. How come he didn't find that he was being followed.

"My dear, save me!"

Yao Niang knelt on the ground pitifully, crying like a pear blossom in the rain.

When Liu Xuan's father saw Yao Niang, his face also turned extremely ugly.

How could he not know that this woman was actually his son's mistress! She said she was a widow!

When Liu Hanlin saw what happened at home, he was so angry that he almost fainted on the spot.

"You idiot! Just tell me if you know the woman on the ground! Are the two children of this woman yours?"

On one side is his grandson and on the other side are his daughter and granddaughter, and they are both his flesh and blood!

Originally, they thought that they would strengthen the relationship between relatives, and they would definitely not treat their niece harshly after their granddaughter got married. Everything was fine, but they didn't expect that this idiot actually had a mistress outside and even had a child!

When Lady Changning Hou saw her father like this, she knew that he was pretending again.

"Dad, you don't have to be so angry. I know what you are thinking. You just want to put on a show in front of me and make a big thing small. I tell you very clearly that this matter will never be resolved easily."

"When I saw Liu Xuan entering and leaving this woman's yard, I asked people to keep an eye on him in advance. Guess who he saw later?" The wife of Marquis Changning fell in love with her second brother.

Second Uncle Liu avoided his sister's gaze, his eyes were panicked and filled with guilt.

Liu Hanlin looked at the look in his second son's eyes, and was so angry that he almost choked. He felt that he would faint on the spot in the next second.

The wife of Marquis Changning continued, "Dad, you are in good health, so you don't have to act here. This woman is not only hooking up with Liu Xuan, but also with my second brother. The father and son are related to the same woman. It's really a joke!"

The system described all the things about the Liu family in vivid detail. Not only did Lin Mo listen with relish, but everyone present listened with relish.

This banquet was really the right choice! Not only did I eat and drink well, but I also listened to such a good show!

Chapter 17: A gentleman talks, not fights

Chapter 17 A gentleman talks with his mouth, not his hands

The result of this incident was that the relationship between Liu Xuan and the daughter of Marquis Changning was completely ruined, and the concubine was sent away immediately.

As for the two children, although the system knew who the two children belonged to, it was no small matter as it was a matter of family blood.

So the two children were also sent to the manor. It was definitely impossible for them to become young masters, so they just lived an ordinary life. The Liu family could only guarantee that they would have no worries about food and clothing.

Lin Mo sighed when he heard the result: [In fact, having no worries about food and clothing is already very good. Ordinary families still have to work hard for a living. If these two children don't commit suicide, they will definitely have no problem living a stable life. 】

System: 【The main thing is that they got into this mess. If that mistress didn't hook up with Uncle Liu, the blood of these two children wouldn't be mixed up, and their fate would definitely be better than it is now. 】

【There is no technology for recognizing relatives here, and blood recognition is not scientific, so these two children are really ruined by their mother. 】

Other people also felt very complicated when they heard this. The Liu family's incident can really be regarded as a joke. The Changning Marquis' Mansion is at most a victim who was implicated.

Originally, it was a family of scholars with a noble family history, but now its reputation has been ruined.

"Your sister has ruined the Liu family. There are still two unmarried girls in the Liu family. Your sister has ruined their lives."

A girl in luxurious clothes came to Lin Ran's side. This girl looked like someone who was not easy to mess with, and the tone of her voice was not right.

Lin Ran looked at this person, frowned and moved away from her, "What are you talking about, Lord Yangning County, how could my sister ruin the two girls of the Liu family? This shows that it was Liu Xuan from the Liu family who ruined their Liu family."

"Also, the conversations between my sister and the system were all in her heart and never spoken out loud. If you don't want to listen, you can choose not to listen. No one is forcing you to listen."

"If this matter has not been exposed, it will be the daughter of the Marquis of Changning who will be harmed. The daughter of the Marquis of Changning may be ruined for the rest of her life. You have pity on the two girls of the Liu family, why can't you have pity on the daughter of the Marquis of Changning? I remember that the Marquis of Changning seems to have a blood relationship with the county lord."

Lin Ran's words made the Lord Yangning County speechless.

"How dare you talk to me like that! I am the county lord appointed by the emperor!" County

Lord Yangning said she was not going to win and started to use her status to bully others. She had been flattered since she was a child, but only Lin Ran always treated her like this.

Lin Ran looked at her angry face and said calmly: "The status of county lord was obtained at the cost of your father's sacrifice, so you should pay more attention to your behavior. You are so arrogant and domineering. If you affect your father's reputation, it will be too late to regret it." As soon

as Lin Ran finished speaking, County Lord Yangning slapped her in the face. Lin Ran did not expect that this person would take the initiative to attack.

The sound of the slap attracted everyone's attention.

Lin Mo was chatting with the system, but when he heard the sound, he saw his elder sister being beaten.

Lin Qi and Madam Lin's faces suddenly darkened, and Prince Jian, the Marquis of Changning, wanted to kill people.

Why is this crazy woman making trouble here again! She beat the eldest daughter of the Lin family. Are you afraid that Lin Mo will not know about the mess you have done?

"How dare you hit my elder sister! Are you looking for death!"

Lin Mo rushed up and punched her. The Yangning County Lord had a black eye on his right eye.

But that was not enough. She threw the person down and sat on his waist, and started slapping him left and right.

While beating her, she said viciously: "My parents never beat my elder sister, how dare you hit her! I must tear your face off!"

The system was still adding fuel to the fire: [Use more force! Hit her from both sides!]

Lin Mo was beaten even more fiercely by the system's encouragement, and the people around him were stunned and had no reaction at all.

Lin Ran was also standing by in a daze.

The first one to react was the son of the Marquis of Changning, "Hurry up! Pull them apart quickly", these two are ancestors!

When the maid went to pull Lin Mo away, the Lord of Yangning County seized the opportunity and punched Lin Mo.

When Lin Ran saw his younger sister being beaten, he stepped on her first, "How dare you hit my sister! You are tired of living!"

Lin Ran has a very good image outside, and almost all the good words can be used to describe her. This time, she has broken her own image.

Lin Qi wanted to rush forward when his elder sister was slapped, but was stopped by the young masters next to him.

If these men rushed forward when the women started fighting, their nature would change.

"A gentleman talks, not fights! The three girls, stop it quickly!"

System: [Yes, a gentleman talks, not fights.] When

others heard this, they thought the system wanted to persuade Lin Mo, but they didn't expect the next sentence to be like this.

[A gentleman talks, not fights. Host, bite her if you talk! 】

Lin Mo was very obedient and went up with a roar, followed by a scream, and the chest of the Yangning County Lord was bitten.

Seeing this scene, Lin Ran silently withdrew from the battlefield. It was too brutal! How could it be that her sister didn't need her help.

Everyone present turned their heads away, mainly because this scene was not very good to look at.

Is this how you understand a gentleman uses his mouth instead of his hands? If you bite someone, choose a better spot, okay? You bit someone's chest with a roar, and there were so many people watching!

Lin Mo didn't care how many people were watching, anyway, she was biting hard now, biting the left side, then the right side, and then the neck. The Yangning County Lord now had basically no power to resist.

She rolled on the ground in pain, but no matter how she rolled, she couldn't get rid of Lin Mo. It was as if Lin Mo was attached to her.

The young master beside Lin Qi said to him with a complicated expression: "Your sister is really different from others. I have never seen such a strange woman."

The others also nodded quickly. It was the first time they had seen such a girl in their lives and the first time they had seen a fight like this.

The maids and the old women beside them took great efforts to separate the two people. Lin Mo's hair was a little messy at most, but the Yangning County Lord was almost unbearable.

Moreover, her wounds were ambiguous. Her clothes on her chest were wet, her neck was bitten and red and purple, her clothes were messy, and her cheeks were swollen like a pig's head.

In short, there is only one word, miserable!

When the system saw the Yangning County Lord like this, it burst into laughter: [Hahahaha! Well done! This is how you have to fight! No matter what method you use, you have to win! Lin Mo

wiped his nose with his thumb, his posture was particularly handsome: "You slapped my elder sister, I slapped you, this time we are even, if you dare to touch my elder sister's hair again, I promise to make you worse in the future!"

The Yangning County Lord was completely scared, so he nodded quickly. This is a lunatic! She can't afford to provoke him, but can't she hide!

No wonder Lin Ran usually doesn't bring this Lin Mo out to play, and this system is also a lunatic! He even gives advice!

Chapter 18 is about one person's unique values. I'm afraid they will be exposed in the future!

Chapter 18: One person has his own unique outlook on life. I'm afraid it will be outrageous in the future!

Lin Mo's ruffian look is particularly conspicuous among this group of people.

Except for Lin Ran, no one dares to get close to her within three meters.

Just kidding, with the fighting posture of Lin Mo just now, who can withstand her if she goes crazy? She is so shameless in fighting!

I really don't know what the breasts of Yangning County Lord are like. They felt pain just by taking two bites.

The system is still praising: [Host! You were so handsome just now! Jian Shou is so handsome! ]

Lin Mo replied humbly: [Just average, third in the world. 】

Everyone: ...It shouldn't just be the third place, is there anyone who dares to rank third, first or second?

After the banquet, no one dared to approach Lin Mo, and Lin Mo was happy and comfortable alone.

"Wuwuwuwu~, my chest hurts! She must have bitten it!"

The head of Yangning County was taken to a room for examination, and she cried miserably.

If she had known, she would not have gone up to provoke that lunatic. Now her neck and body are all covered with teeth marks. People who don't know would think she had encountered something.

"County Lady, you should stop provoking the Lin sisters in the future. Lin Mo is now favored by the emperor. The system in her body is also strange, and the emperor is clearly protecting her. If you provoke her again and something really happens, the emperor will definitely protect her."

The maid brought by Yangning County Lady helped her apply medicine while instructing her, with a look of heartache in her eyes.

Yangning County Lady sobbed and said, "Don't provoke them anymore. I will never provoke them again in the future."

After the banquet, as soon as the western Lin family left, everyone started to quarrel, talking about what had just happened.

"Oh my God! I have never seen a woman so fierce. I thought the County Lord of Yangning had a fierce enough temper, but I didn't expect that compared with this Lady Xiao Lin, the County Lord of Yangning is still not so good."

"I think this Lady Xiao Lin is good. She will not provoke others on her own initiative. If the County Lord of Yangning had not hit Miss Lin, Lady Xiao Lin would never have hit her."

"But the County Lord of Yangning really should change her temper. Miss Lin's status is not low either. She actually hit someone in the face. If she continues to be so arrogant and domineering, I don't know how much trouble she will cause."

It has to be said that the County Lord of Yangning's popularity is really not that good. Most people are blaming her for this matter.

Just kidding, they are all rats who follow the owner of the melon to eat melon, how can they say bad things about the owner of the melon!

If it weren't for the Lord of Yangning County who made such a fuss, they might have been able to eat new melons!

At this moment, on the carriage returning to the Lin Mansion, Mrs. Lin looked at Lin Mo who pretended to be indifferent, with helplessness on her face: "I was wondering why you were the first to hit her, look at how you beat her, her father sacrificed for the country, even if you don't want to see the monk's face, you have to see the Buddha's face."

Lin Mo retorted: "She hit my sister first, she started it first, why can't I hit back."

Mrs. Lin's words were blocked back, and she almost rushed up when her eldest daughter was beaten, but reason stopped her.

"Anyway, you can't do such things in the future. There are many ways to seek justice for your sister, but you chose the one that would cause the most conflict. You are now an official of the court. If you hit someone, you will have a handle. When the time comes, some people who want to plot against you will tell this matter."

Lin Mo said nonchalantly: "Just tell it, I don't want to be an official anyway, I'm fine staying at home."

It's as if no one wants to be an official. She didn't want to go to court every day. She got up before dawn and stood there for several hours.

Mrs. Lin: ...Why is this guy so stubborn!

Lin Ran saw that his mother and sister were about to quarrel, and immediately tried to smooth things over by saying, "Mom, this matter is not my sister's fault. It's mainly because the Yangning County Lord was too arrogant and domineering."

"And even if someone pursues it, don't be afraid. There are so many people here. She was the first one to attack. What's happened is over, so let it go."

Today was also the first time that Lin Ran hit someone. Needless to say, it was really cool.

The system suddenly interrupted: [Host, I agree with your approach! If there is a grudge, it must be avenged on the spot! It's all bullshit that a gentleman

will take revenge even after ten years! ] [If you really wait for ten years, you will have to suffer for ten years. If you can take revenge on the spot, why do you have to suffer for ten years? ]

Lin Mo agreed with the system very much: [Yes! You are absolutely right. I think so too! No wonder we two can be a team, it turns out we are telepathically connected! 】

Mrs. Lin Ran:... God damn, telepathically connected, you two are quite similar in your nonsense.

They are a little worried about Lin Mo's world outlook. Originally, this person did things without any scruples and followed her heart. Now there is a system with the same world outlook as her. I am afraid that this person will poke the sky into the sky after he unifies everything!

Lin Qi was riding a horse outside and heard the conversation in the carriage.

He sighed silently, and the pressure in his heart suddenly became incomparable.

With a sister who loves to make trouble so much, he must work harder in the future, otherwise he will not be able to protect this family if they cause trouble.

What happened at this banquet was soon reported to the family by those young masters and ladies.

The wives of the officials were shocked when they heard this, and they all regretted why they didn't go to the banquet.

"Next time, if Lord Xiaolin is going to a place, we must go early and take a good seat to eat melons!"

This is now everyone's common idea.

Minister Lin was numb after hearing these things. He fought with guests at someone else's banquet and bit someone's chest! He simply couldn't imagine that scene.

"Sir, calm down, calm down, this matter is the fault of the Yangning County Lord. She was the first to hit the eldest lady, so the second lady hit her."

The housekeeper looked at Minister Lin who was about to faint, and hurried over to support him.

Minister Lin rubbed his temples and said weakly, "No matter who started it, how could they hit someone at someone else's banquet! And in such a despicable way! A gentleman talks, not fights!"

The housekeeper was silent for a moment after hearing this, then suppressed his smile and said, "At that time, there was also a young master who said that a gentleman talks, not fights, and then the system let the second young lady bite people with her mouth, and then the second young lady bit the Lord of Yangning County."

Minister Lin: ...Is this how you understand the saying that a gentleman uses his mouth, not his hands?

Chapter 19: Is the Prime Minister planning to save the vegetable leaves stuck on his teeth for lunch?

Chapter 19: Did the Prime Minister intend to save the vegetable leaves on his teeth for lunch?

During the three-day holiday, Lin Mo only went out that afternoon. He spent the rest of the time in his room reading storybooks.

The system was also influenced by her to like reading storybooks.

[Do you think this lady is mentally ill? Why does she have to run after a poor scholar? This scholar doesn't seem to have any advantages. He has studied for so many years and is still just a scholar. How can he make a beautiful sister like him? ]

The system was almost going crazy looking at this storybook. This storybook was the most common one where a rich lady or a princess likes a poor scholar.

Lin Mo looked at the unspeakable picture album in his hand, and answered its question with a sly smile on his face: [Because these vernacular novels are written by some scholars, they wrote what they most desired into the books, so the plot is like this. ]

System: [Tsk, disgusting, you might as well go eat melons! ]

[I said, aren't you going to bed now? You have to get up early to go to work tomorrow. ]

The system looked at Lin Mo's eyes that were about to be glued to the picture album, and was really speechless.

[I said, how can you, a girl, like to read these messy things? Just read vernacular novels, why do you still read this kind of picture album! ]

In this era, except for taking a look at this kind of picture album during the wedding night, girls generally don't touch it at other times, okay.

Lin Mo slurped his saliva and said, "You don't understand. Besides, it's human nature for me to like beauty. You don't know how erotic the pictures in this picture book are, and how beautiful the characters are. The women in it are charming and passionate, and the men are suave. Although the scale of this picture book is a bit large, it still has a plot line. I think it's much better than those vernacular novels! ]

It's really good! It has a story, a plot, and beauty. The most important thing is meat! Big meat!

In modern times, there are too many restrictions on reading books. There are many things that cannot be written on the Internet, and they will be harmonized.

But in this era, there are not so many concerns. These picture book covers can refresh your three views over and over again, and those erotic novels can only be described in one word, absolutely!

Seeing her drooling, the system was basically speechless.

[Then you must hide your things after reading this. If your parents and older brothers and sisters find out, you will definitely be beaten.]

Lin Mo is really courting death sometimes. She wants to eat melons, but she has to do it on her own initiative. Moreover, she is the kind that can't be stopped. The system is also helpless about her various behaviors. Lin Mo is

basically obsessed with it now, so she is very perfunctory to the system's words, [I know, I know, I will go to sleep after I finish reading this book.] Early

the next morning, Minister Lin was the first to have someone carry Lin Mo out. When she was carried out, she was still asleep.

Looking at this annoying daughter, Minister Lin's heart was as calm as water.

"Put her in the carriage!"

The maids stuffed Lin Mo into the carriage while holding back their laughter.

It was really unprecedented to see a court like this. All officials dressed neatly and looked energetic when they went to court. Only their second young lady was drowsy and even not awake every morning.

At this moment, all the officials in the palace were looking forward to the little shadow.

Even Prince Xin came to court in a wheelchair. He was really curious about the rumored second young lady of the Lin family, Lady Xiao Lin.

"Your Highness, why are you coming to court when your leg injury hasn't healed yet? Although the imperial physician has reconnected your leg, it will easily cause sequelae if you don't rest well."

"Yes, Your Highness, there is no need to rush to attend court. There are plenty of days to come. The most important thing now is to take care of your body first."

Prince Xin has a gentle appearance. Men in their 30s are the most attractive age, but so many years of illness and fearful life have made him look a few years older than his actual age.

Prince Xin smiled gently and said, "My leg is fine now, and I'm sitting in a wheelchair, so I don't need to move."

"I really want to meet the legendary Lady Xiao Lin. You all described her so amazingly that my curiosity has been aroused. If I don't come to see her, I guess I won't be able to sleep."

As soon as Prince Xin finished speaking, two people walked over from a distance. One was the familiar Minister Lin, but Minister Lin was holding someone in his hand.

He was holding someone by the collar with his hand, so you don't have to think about who the person being held was.

The system kept muttering: [Wake up, wake up, wake up! We've arrived at the palace!]

Minister Lin held Lin Mo expressionlessly, trying to ignore everyone's gazes.

Prince Xin who saw this scene: ...This Lord Xiao Lin is really extraordinary! He dares to sleep like this even in the palace.

Finally, when Eunuch Li came to announce the start of the morning court, Lin Mo woke up.

The first half of the morning court was still so boring. The emperor first cared about Prince Xin, and then started to go through the procedures.

Soon, the civil and military officials in the court started quarreling.

Lin Mo: [Why do I feel more and more that the quarrels between these court officials are no different from those quarreling women on the street? They are just short of pulling each other's hair. ]

The civil and military officials almost choked on their own saliva when they heard this.

What do you mean by no different from those quarreling women on the street! They are discussing national affairs! It's not a trivial matter!

System: [I think so too. Look at the prime minister's teeth in front of me. Tsk, tsk, tsk, the vegetable leaves are still stuck on them. Is he going to keep them for lunch?]

"Puff!"

Lord Li, who was recording beside Lin Mo, almost couldn't help laughing, but he still held it back with all his strength, but his hands were shaking so much that he could hardly write.

The emperor even leaned over to look at the prime minister's mouth. Tsk, turn around quickly and let me see! Who wants to see the back of your head!

The prime minister turned around and confronted another civil servant, but when he heard this, he immediately closed his mouth. The civil servant opposite him had a serious and fierce look on his face, but after hearing the system's words, he could no longer be serious.

He wondered why there was a green piece of green on the Prime Minister's tooth. He thought the Prime Minister had a tooth inlaid with jade, but it turned out to be a vegetable leaf!

All the civil and military officials looked at the prime minister's mouth secretly. The prime minister was scraping his teeth with his tongue crazily.

Lin Mo laughed in 3D. Although she didn't move her mouth, everyone heard her infectious laughter.

All the hahahaha went into the prime minister's heart.

Chapter 20 The Princess of the Western Regions Brings Her Child to Register

Chapter 20 The Princess of the Western Regions Brings Her Child to Register for Hukou

All the officials in the court, including the emperor, were brainwashed by this laughter.

Maybe it was too contagious, many people showed a hint of sweet smile at the corners of their mouths.

Emperor Xuande coughed lightly, and everyone immediately reacted, and then continued to discuss.

Standing next to the prime minister were the crown prince and two princes. The three of them turned their heads and stared at the prime minister's mouth without moving.

Prime Minister: ... Are you three sick! Is it polite to stare at someone's mouth like this!

It's really a sin. I was stared at by three men. I have never encountered such a thing in my life. The key is that I can't say or scold them. The status of these three is higher than mine.

"Prime Minister, why don't you open your mouth and let us take a look, and we can tell you where the leaf is," the second prince whispered, with a sly expression on his face.

Prime Minister: "...No, thank you, Your Highness."

"Your Majesty, the Western Regions want to seek our protection, so they sent a princess here to marry. I think it's not appropriate for foreign women to marry into the royal family."

An official talked about what happened recently. Recently, there have been frequent actions in the Western Regions, and wars have occurred repeatedly. The Western Regions want to come here to seek protection, so they plan to send a princess, and this princess is the most beautiful woman there.

Lin Mo's attention was instantly attracted: [The legendary beauty from the Western Regions! System, did you hear that? There is actually a beauty from the Western Regions coming! 】

Everyone: ...Excuse me, are you a woman? Why do you speak in such an obscene tone in your heart!

Minister Lin has already covered his face with his sleeves. What a misfortune for the family!

The system is also very excited: [The beauties in the Western Regions are all good at singing and dancing, and most of them are mixed-race, with big eyes, high nose bridges, and long curly hair. They are super beautiful! And this time they sent the most beautiful woman in the Western Regions! 】

The tone of the system is equally excited and obscene. It is true that the system is like the master.

Everyone was quite cautious about this issue at first, but after being interrupted by the two of them, they suddenly felt that sending a woman over was not a big deal.

[But this beauty from the Western Regions was not sent here just for marriage. She came here to cuckold the emperor! 】

The system's tone was particularly excited, and the contrast was particularly obvious with the emperor's gloomy face and the complicated expressions of the ministers.

Lin Mo did not notice the expressions of others. She was now very curious about what the system meant by cuckolding.

[Come on, tell me carefully what it means to cuckold the emperor, and what kind of scandal is this most beautiful woman in the Western Regions! 】

Everyone turned their ears to listen. The emperor paid special attention. After all, this scandal seemed to be related to him.

The system searched and understood the whole story, and then said: [She came here pregnant! And the child is her half brother's. 】

Lin Mo took a breath of cold air: [Incest! 】

Everyone present also took a deep breath: Incest!

The system continued: [She came here with a mission. Because she is beautiful, the Western Regions want to offer her to your emperor. Even if the emperor is not interested, it doesn't matter. They have a secret medicine powder in the Western Regions. As long as the emperor gets a little bit of it, he will be infatuated. Then she can register the child in her belly! 】

Lin Mo suddenly wanted to knock on the brain of the King of the Western Regions to see. You, who came here to seek shelter, actually dared to plot against the emperor. Are you sure there is nothing wrong with your brain?

Lin Mo: [Is there really nothing wrong with the brain of this King of the Western Regions? Is he sure that he came here to seek shelter and not to attract hatred? 】

All the civil and military officials nodded in their hearts. This person is definitely here to attract hatred. How can you seek protection in this way? I help you but you still cuckold me, right?

The emperor's heart is extremely complicated now, the kind of complexity that I don't know how to describe.

System: [The King of the Western Regions doesn't know that the princess is pregnant, otherwise he would not have sent the princess here. He really wants to seek help. ]

[It's just that the princess and her brother have been together for a long time. ]

[After the princess knew that she was pregnant, she tried to hide it. Later, when she learned that she was going to be sent here to marry, she was relieved and planned to register the child here. ]

Everyone knows what registering means, but here it is called household registration.

Emperor Xuande touched his crown with his hand. Hmm, it was yellow, not green.

The expressions on the faces of the crown prince and the two princes were also particularly complicated. If this princess really succeeded in registering them, then wouldn't they have another brother with no blood relationship?

Lin Mo didn't know what other people thought, but she felt that the emperor was quite miserable: [Alas, you should be more cautious when collecting beauties. Aren't there many good things in the Western Regions? Let them send some other good things. ]

[What peppers, sweet potatoes, broad beans, sesame, cotton, etc., you can have all of these. They are much more useful than a princess from the Western Regions. ]

Lord Li hurriedly wrote them down when he heard this.

The faces of the civil and military officials and the emperor changed at once. These things sounded like food.

System: [Yes, we can ask them to send more of these things over, and then plant all the seeds of these things. Wow, this is much more useful than any beautiful woman, and it can benefit the people!]

Lord Li's pen is about to smoke, and the emperor can hardly sit still.

After the court session, the emperor first kept some important officials. "You all heard what happened today, do everything according to what Lin Mo and the system said. Let the princess go back the same way! She actually wants me to make a fool of myself!"

"Write down everything that Lin Mo and the system just said and tell the Western Regions envoys that you can protect them, but you have to send these things over. Send a few people to follow them and bring a copy of all the seeds that we don't have here!"

Lin Mo and the system didn't know how much turmoil their conversation had caused in the minds of the emperor and the civil and military officials.

After the meeting, Minister Lin returned home and looked at his daughter grinning with a storybook in her hands. He didn't know how to describe the feeling in his heart.

You say this person is waste, but sometimes she can be quite useful. You say she is quite useful, but look at her now, does she look like a useful person?

Lin Mo looked at her and felt that someone was staring at her. When she looked up, she saw her father. Then she asked with a big white tooth, "Dad, why are you looking at me? Do you think your daughter looks particularly good today?"

Minister Lin was speechless, shook his sleeves and left.

He didn't need to stay here to look at her for a while longer, wasting time!