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Chapter 21 The frugal prime minister and the lily melons in the prime minister's mansion!

Chapter 21 The frugal prime minister and the lily melons in the prime minister's mansion!

After the last banquet incident, Lin Mo has become a celebrity at major banquets. After

all, who doesn't like to eat melons? "Why am I so popular now? Did I attract them with my personal charm at the last banquet?" Lin Mo looked at the invitations sent over, feeling so happy.

System: [Maybe, after all, they have never seen a girl like you, so they may have a little curiosity.]

The smile on Lin Mo's face disappeared instantly, [What do you mean by that? Do you look down on me?]

The system quickly replied: [Of course not, my curiosity is a positive word. You are my host, how could I look down on you. 】

【Let's go, let's hurry to the banquet at the Prime Minister's daughter's house, there will be big news! 】

Very good, Lin Mo's attention was diverted instantly, nothing else was as exciting as big news.

This time the two sisters went together, Mrs. Lin was embarrassed to abandon her husband again, and Lin Qi also had to prepare for the exam, so the two sisters had to go together.

"Keep an eye on your sister, don't let her go crazy at other people's banquets!"

Minister Lin had only this one request, it didn't matter whether she ate the news or not, just don't go crazy and hit people.

Lin Ran's mouth twitched, she no longer dared to imagine what kind of image her younger sister had in her father's heart.

"Don't worry, Daddy. I will take good care of Moer. Moer is not the kind of person who has no sense of propriety. She is just a little careless." Minister

Lin said expressionlessly: "She is not careless, she is just short-sighted."

Lin Ran: ...

On the way to the Prime Minister's Mansion, the system and Lin Mo were ready to eat melons.

[Host, let's find a good place to eat melons later. Today's melons are particularly fragrant! And they are rare melons! ]

Lin Mo nodded hurriedly in front of the luggage: [Don't worry, don't worry, finding a place to eat melons is my strong point! ]

Lin Ran's mouth twitched. What kind of melons are rare melons? I always feel that the Prime Minister's family may be in trouble. Why?

But the system didn't say anything later, maybe it wanted to wait to eat melons on the spot.

When they arrived at the Prime Minister's Mansion, it was the Prime Minister's housekeeper who personally welcomed them in.

The other guests also made way for the two sisters.

When Lin Ran passed by a young lady, he actually heard her whispering to someone next to her.

"See? That's the second young lady of the Lin family, the one who bit the chest of the Lord of Yangning County last time."

Lin Ran took a deep breath and calmed down. It's just a little rumor. There may be many such things in the future. I have to get used to it now.

Lin Mo, who was so carefree, didn't notice the way others looked at her. She and the system were now eager to rush in to eat the melon.

Lin Mo: [Tell me where the melon is! Who has the melon! ]

Everyone's interest was immediately aroused. There is a melon!

Before the system answered, the eldest son of the prime minister's family came over.

"I have met Lord Xiaolin. My father often said at home that Lord Xiaolin is talented and has a distinguished temperament. Today, I saw that he is indeed extraordinary."

Everyone looked at this young master with strange eyes: ... Are you serious? Do these two words have anything to do with Lord Xiaolin?

Lin Mo was flattered, "No, no, the Prime Minister is not bad. He is frugal even though he holds a high position. He is a rare good official."

System: [That's right, he is very frugal. Last morning, he even stuck a piece of vegetable leaf on his teeth as lunch. ]

The tone of the system's speech was particularly sincere. It was impossible to tell whether it was mocking or praising, but Lin Mo was really sincere.

The expression on the face of the eldest son of the Prime Minister's Mansion froze slightly. No wonder his father had to brush his teeth as soon as he came back that morning, and asked the family to check him after brushing. It turned out to be because of this matter!

Later, every day when he went to court, his father would clean his teeth carefully, and let others check them after cleaning. He didn't know why his father did this, but now he understood.

The people around him were already cramping on their faces from trying so hard to hold back their laughter. Is this how frugality is used? They found that Lord Xiao Lin always misused some idioms and allusions.

The last time, the gentleman used his mouth instead of his hands, and this time, the frugality is also true.

The eldest son and daughter of the Lin family are famous for their talents. Why is Lord Xiao Lin so different?

Everyone's eyes glanced at Lin Ran from time to time, and Lin Ran was numb standing aside.

"Everyone, please come in quickly. Today's banquet is not a formal banquet. We just invite everyone to come and have fun together."

The eldest son of the Prime Minister's Mansion was already afraid of Lin Mo, fearing that she would reveal her father's scandals again. It was enough to embarrass herself once, and she couldn't embarrass herself a second time.

After Lin Mo went in, she still found a small corner to sit down, and then people sat around her, but everyone kept a certain distance from her.

Lin Mo put all the snacks and tea in front of her, and then said to the system excitedly: [Let's start quickly, I can't wait to eat the melon! The melon in the Prime Minister's Mansion must be very fragrant! ]

Everyone nodded quickly in their hearts, let's start quickly! They can't wait to eat the fragrant melons from the Prime Minister's Mansion.

The young men and women of the Prime Minister's Mansion who were sitting in the crowd and wanted to watch the show together: ???

We held the banquet so that you can eat other people's melons and we can have a bite at the same time, how come you eat our melons!

These young men and women were in a storm of thoughts at the moment. His family should not have done anything illegal or criminal, nor have they been corrupt.

But they don't know whether they have been corrupt or not! We have to ask their father! Probably not!

The cold sweat on the heads of several people was about to flow down.

System: [Come on! The melon I introduce to you today is the lily melon! ]

Lin Mo took a breath of cool air: [Lily melon! Are you saying that there is a lesbian relationship in the Prime Minister's Mansion! 】

Everyone took a breath of cool air. Although they didn't understand what lewd love was, they knew about the love between women. This was called "polishing the mirror" here.

Everyone's eyes looked at the ladies in the Prime Minister's Mansion from time to time.

Several young ladies from the Prime Minister's Mansion: !!! Why are you looking at us like that! We are not good at grinding mirrors!

The western young ladies looked at each other with complicated expressions, and then moved away from each other.

Everyone was excited to see their avoidance: We found out! They must be avoiding suspicion!

Everyone was very excited. It was rare for such a thing as Longyang's goodness and grinding mirrors to be exposed! Especially the goodness of grinding mirrors.

Chapter 22: Entering the mansion as a concubine for the Prime Minister's wife

Chapter 22 Entering the mansion to be the concubine of the Prime Minister's wife

Lin Mo was really a little excited now. She couldn't wait to ask the system: [Hurry up and tell me, don't keep me in suspense! ]

System: [Calm down and listen to me slowly. This matter is quite complicated. ]

Everyone: It's quite complicated! How complicated is it!

System: [This matter is related to the Prime Minister's wife. When the Prime Minister's wife was young, she and your mother were known as the two beauties in the capital. I don't know how many young masters were fascinated by them. ]

The hearts of several young masters and young ladies in the Prime Minister's mansion were lifted up at once, and everyone held their breath and listened to the system's narration.

[They charmed not only the young masters, but also some women. One of them fell deeply in love with the prime minister's wife. After the prime minister's wife got married, she rarely went out. The woman missed her so much that she thought of a way.]

Lin Mo: [What way!]

System: [She chose to be the prime minister's concubine, so that she could see the prime minister's wife every day, and the woman was the second concubine of the prime minister's mansion.]

Lin Mo's three views exploded, and the hearts of other people also exploded, especially the young masters and ladies of the prime minister's mansion.

Everyone now has only one thought in their minds, does the prime minister know about this, does he know that he actually let a wolf into the house!

Lin Mo said with emotion: [Tsk tsk tsk, how come it feels like the prime minister is a big victim, then are the prime minister's wife and the second concubine also in love with each other? 】

Everyone hurriedly listened with their ears erect. If they were really in love with each other, then the Prime Minister being caught in the middle might be a bit redundant.

I don't know what's going on, but they think in their hearts that the Prime Minister is redundant.

System: [The Prime Minister's wife doesn't know that the Second Aunt likes her, and the Second Aunt is usually more reserved, so it's the Second Aunt who has a one-sided love. 】

Tsk tsk tsk, unrequited love! This Second Aunt is quite affectionate.

When the young men and women in the Prime Minister's Mansion heard that it was the Second Aunt who had a one-sided love, they felt relieved all of a sudden.

The Second Aunt did not have any children. Of the young men and women in the Prime Minister's Mansion, the eldest son, the eldest daughter and the second daughter were born to the Prime Minister's wife, and the second son and the third daughter were born to the Third Aunt.

Lin Mo now really felt that the Second Aunt had given too much, and this secret love was too extreme!

For the sake of the person she likes, she actually became a concubine for the husband of the person she likes!

This news in the Prime Minister's Mansion shocked countless people's three views, but it also reminded us that sometimes we should not only be wary of men, but also women.

When the emperor knew about this, he was so shocked that his chopsticks almost dropped. This was the first time he knew such a thing in his life.

"Tsk tsk tsk, do you think the Prime Minister knows about this now? Is this considered letting a wolf into the house? For so many years, there has been a wolf secretly staring at his wife. Just thinking about it gives me goosebumps!"

The emperor said this with a hint of schadenfreude. Who made this old guy always go against him on various things?

Eunuch Li looked at the emperor's gloating expression, sighed and said: "Your Majesty, now is not the time to gloat, we have to be prepared. Look, only a few people in the Prime Minister's Mansion have such things happen to them, how many women are there in the palace!"

"In the entire harem, there are only eunuchs and women. You have to think about this!"

The smile on Emperor Xuande's face disappeared instantly. Could it be that there are mirror grinders in his harem!

The more he thought about it, the more uneasy he felt! Although he didn't have many concubines, with these serving palace maids, there were quite a few people in the harem! The more

the emperor thought about it, the more uneasy he felt.

"Ahhhh! Do you think you are worthy of me? I took you into my house out of pity, but you coveted my wife!"

When the prime minister knew about this, he was furious at home. He actually let a wolf into his backyard.

When he brought the second concubine back, she was just an orphan whose parents died on the street. He took her back out of pity, and later took her as a concubine.

No wonder the second concubine has been sticking to the lady every day for so many years. Except for sleeping at night, she is here with the lady all day long.

He was quite proud that his wife and concubine got along so well. This must be related to him. He educated his wives and concubines well.

What's the result! The result is unexpectedly like this!

The second concubine knelt on the ground neither humble nor arrogant, and there was no unnecessary expression on her face.

She looked at the prime minister and said quietly, "I like Madam. I have liked Madam since I was 14 years old. Madam is extremely talented, beautiful and graceful, so I don't understand why she wants to marry you. What's so good about you? Aren't you just taking up the identity of a man?"

Everyone present took a breath of cold air, and the young men and women hid behind. Is this what they can listen to!

"If I were a man, I would never let Madam suffer any grievance. I am satisfied with being with Madam for so many years. You can kill me or abdicate me." The

second concubine's main point is that she does not admit her mistakes. She is actually a rare beauty, otherwise the prime minister would not have taken her as a concubine.

The prime minister was about to get angry and deal with her, but the prime minister's wife grabbed him, and the third concubine and the young men and women all knelt down.

"Sir! The second concubine has worked hard at home for so many years, even if she has no merit! Please spare her life."

"Father! Please spare the second concubine!"

The relationship between the third concubine and the second concubine is very good. When the third concubine first entered the mansion, the second concubine was afraid that she would go against the wife, so she spent some time to win her favor.

The young masters and ladies in the mansion also have a good relationship with the second concubine. She treats the children born by the wife as her own.

She is also very good to the children born by the third concubine, and her main goal is to prevent people from going against the wife.

The prime minister looked at the crowd kneeling and suddenly felt a little blocked in his heart.

He also knew that nothing had happened between his wife and the second concubine, but he just felt that he was being cuckolded.

In fact, if he really wanted to kill the Second Concubine, he couldn't do it, after all, they had been together for more than ten years, but he couldn't let it go if he didn't punish her.

Looking at the Second Concubine kneeling on the ground, the Prime Minister sighed and said, "Okay, okay, I won't pursue you anymore. You continue to stay in the mansion. I appreciate your sincerity to the lady and your careful care for the children, so let's leave it at that."

Hearing this, the Second Aunt raised her head in surprise. She thought she would die today. Even if she didn't die, she would be expelled from the house. Maybe she was spared.

In fact, she was tormented for so many years. She also knew that this matter would be discovered sooner or later, so she had already made preparations.

"But I warn you, be careful when you get along with my wife in the future! You must not stick to my wife all day long like before! This is my wife, not your wife! I hope you know your identity!"

The Prime Minister's heart was really sour now, and he didn't know who he was jealous of.

Chapter 23 If you dare to make a sound, I will poke your asshole!

Chapter 23 If you dare to make a sound, I will poke your asshole!

This time, the Lily Melon incident caused a great disturbance. Except for those officials who did not have concubines, all officials with concubines, including the emperor, conducted a self-examination.

What's more, several pairs of Lily Melons were actually found.

However, these Lily Melons were either their beloved concubines or their beloved wives. They could not kill them, beat them, or scold them. They were reluctant to do so. In the end, they could only sign a series of treaties like the Prime Minister. Of course

, those who went too far were punished after being found out.

Some women even secretly transferred their husband's property, and even kept concubines outside! They even planned to kill people and rob them of their property, so that as long as their husbands died, no one could stop them from being together.

No one in the mansion will be able to control them then. I have to say these women are really awesome!

The next day during the morning court session, those officials who had concubines and had problems at home looked tired, and they looked at Lin Mo with resentment.

But our Lady Xiao Lin didn't notice these murderous looks at all. She was happily standing next to Lady Li and chatting with the system.

Emperor Xuande also knew that something had happened in some officials' families. Looking at the ugly faces of those people, he also sighed and expressed sympathy to them.

She was grinning at the culprit who caused this incident.

Lin Mo: [Hahaha, look at the adult's butt in front, shrinking, he couldn't be about to poop! 】

As soon as she said this, all the people standing in front of her felt uncomfortable in their buttocks.

And a certain official who really wanted to take a shit suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.

Sure enough, the next second the system started to work.

System: [You looked really carefully, the one in front is Doctor Yu Shi, but he didn't want to take a shit, he had hemorrhoids. 】

The official who wanted to take a shit breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, fortunately, it wasn't him.

It was just that Doctor Yu Shi's face suddenly became strange. What's wrong with him shrinking his buttocks twice, and what decent person would stare at someone else's buttocks!

The system checked the deeds of Doctor Yu Shi, and it was quite magnificent. The whole thing was a book on the treatment of hemorrhoids.

After Lin Mo heard what the system said, he paid more attention to Doctor Yu Shi's butt, and the other onlookers also silently turned their eyes to Doctor Yu Shi's butt.

Doctor Yu Shi:...

Are you sick! Why are you all staring at my butt! Nine out of ten people have hemorrhoids, isn't it normal for me to have hemorrhoids!

Doctor Yu Shi's butt shrank even tighter.

People who saw it: Wow, look at this tight butt, Doctor Yu Shi must have exercised well.

The emperor sat on the throne and watched his ministers all secretly looking at Lord Yu Shi's butt. The feeling in his heart was so bad that Jiandu didn't know how to describe it.

Why does it feel like these officials are becoming more and more perverted! But he also wanted to take a look at Yu Shi's butt! What is the difference between a butt with hemorrhoids and a butt without hemorrhoids?

The system continued: [When Doctor Yu Shi was young and studying, he liked to read while squatting on the toilet. He would squat for half an hour or an hour, and then his hemorrhoids came out. ]

[This started his journey to cure hemorrhoids, but after decades of treatment, it was basically useless. Yesterday, he had a spicy meal, so he got sick today. ]

Lin Mo shook his head in his heart and said with emotion: [Sure enough, the quick battle of going to the toilet is too uncomfortable to have hemorrhoids. He has great ambitions, but you have big hemorrhoids. Fortunately, Doctor Yu Shi does not have a good penis, otherwise what would happen to this butt. Doctor Yu Shi

was so angry that he saw stars. "You!"

Just before Doctor Yu Shi exploded, the general next to him slapped Doctor Yu Shi on the mouth, and then put his other hand under Doctor Yu Shi's buttocks, staring at him and saying with his eyes: If you dare to make a sound, I will poke your asshole!

Doctor Yu Shi held back his anger with a mouth full of burning.

The officials who saw this scene said:...Master Taiwei is really risking it!

The crown prince, two princes and the emperor sitting on the side standing in front: ...

The crown prince whispered: "This is the first time I've seen the general like this. It seems that he really likes to listen to gossip."

The second prince rolled his eyes at his eldest brother and said unhappily: "You talk as if you don't like it."

Lin Mo didn't know what was going on over there, she was still sighing.

[Tongzi, is there any medicine to cure hemorrhoids? If my eldest brother or my father also has this problem, then I, as a sister and daughter, have to help them. ]

Minister Lin standing not far away: ... Thank you.

Now all the officials are listening with their ears perked up. Some of them also have big hemorrhoids, so they urgently need a prescription to cure them.

The system searched for a while, and then said: [In fact, there is no particularly useful prescription. The simplest way is to cut it off, but there is no guarantee that it will not recur after cutting it off. ]

[However, there is a Sophora japonica flower, Sanguisorba officinalis, Pulsatilla chinensis, Angelica dahurica and Taraxacum mongolicum that can treat hemorrhoids. They can be applied externally or taken internally to relieve symptoms. There is also a kind of crabapple flower that can also be used. I didn't find anything specific here. After all, I am not a medical bible. ]

[However, the best way to avoid getting hemorrhoids is not to squat or sit for a long time. For example, the emperor above you, he sits every day and is most likely to get hemorrhoids, but he seems to have hemorrhoids. ]

Emperor Xuande, who was listening to gossip: ...

No, I provoked you, why are you talking about me again!

Lin Mo: [Even the emperor has hemorrhoids, which means this disease is indeed not easy to cure, so the best way is prevention.]

This matter started with Lord Yu Shi's buttocks and ended with the treatment of hemorrhoids. In the middle, some national affairs were discussed, but Lin Mo didn't pay much attention to these national affairs. She dozed off later.

When leaving the court, everyone avoided Doctor Yu Shi, and everyone looked at him with pity.

"Why are you looking at me like that? I'm not the only one with this disease." Doctor Yu Shi couldn't help it after the Lin family father and daughter left.

The Shaoqing of the Dali Temple next to him said cheerfully: "Hey, everyone is concerned about you. If we accidentally touch you and hurt you, it would be so sorry as a colleague."

The general also stroked his beard and agreed, "Yes, you see, the emperor cares about you so much that he sent a doctor back to see you. This can be regarded as a blessing in disguise."

Doctor Yu Shi looked at the general with an expression, "General, I remember the slap just now", and he also remembered the hand that wanted to poke his asshole!

The general's expression froze, and then he immediately found an excuse to run away.

After returning this time, everyone spontaneously reduced the time they went to the toilet and sat for a long time. Some people even removed the stools in their study. After returning home,

Lin Mo lay comfortably on the soft couch and said, "I can't squat or sit for a long time, but I can lie down for a long time! There are policies from the top and countermeasures from the bottom. How can this matter be difficult for me?"

[System! Master Kobayashi, am I extremely smart, hahahaha! 】

Minister Lin and Lin Qi who came to see her:... You are really worthy of me!

Chapter 24: Grand Master's melon, Dali Temple Shaoqing takes over the Grand Master's responsibility

Chapter 24: Grand Tutor's melon, Dali Temple Shaoqing takes over the Grand Tutor's responsibility

The system found that Minister Lin and Lin Qi had arrived, and hurriedly reminded Lin Mo.

[Hurry up and sit up, your father and your elder brother are here. ]

Lin Mo slowly climbed up, and then casually stuffed the book under her butt.

The two people at the door also walked in. Minister Lin looked at her standing and sitting in an awkward manner, and sighed for the first time.

Lin Qi was already used to his little sister's appearance.

"Next month is the Emperor's birthday banquet. All civil and military officials will send gifts to the Emperor. You should prepare well during this period."

Lin Mo thought for a while, and then said to the system: [Shouldn't the Emperor have all the good things? Even if I can't send him anything, I'll give him a big gift first!]

Minister Lin and Lin Qi almost drooled when they heard this, mainly because the guy's tone seemed to be really serious.

Minister Lin glared at her slightly and said unhappily: "As a girl, it's best for you to show your thoughts when giving gifts to the Emperor. It doesn't need to be too expensive, as long as the thought is there."

Lin Mo shook her head. Thought? This seems to be more difficult for her. Other ladies can write, paint, and embroider, but she can't do anything!

System: [Host, I remember that you seem to be able to carve wood, why don't you carve a wood sculpture? This will always show your intentions. ]

Lin Mo's eyes lit up: [Yes! My carving skills are first-class! Thank you for reminding me! ]

Minister Lin and Lin Qi looked at each other, with the same confusion in their eyes.

When did this girl learn to carve wood sculptures, and why didn't they know anything about it.

After the idea of ​​the gift came up, Lin Mo began to search everywhere for wood suitable for wood carving.

But a month is still a long time, and she can finish it by carving a little bit every day. As soon as she

went to the morning court the next day, Lin Mo's thoughts betrayed her, and the emperor also knew what gift she gave him.

Wood carving is indeed a good gift that can show one's intentions. I didn't expect that this little girl from the Lin family actually has such a skill.

Lin Mo didn't know what other people were thinking. She was dozing off. The system looked at her wobbling appearance and was really afraid that she would fall down, so it planned to give her a new melon.

[Don't sleep, don't sleep. I'm going to tell you a new melon to refresh you. It's a huge melon! But this melon has a little taste.]

Lin Mo woke up immediately after hearing this: [What melon? What melon? Tell me quickly!]

Others also lowered their voices tacitly and listened with their ears tilted. They thought that this girl would fall asleep like this this morning, but they didn't expect that the system would be so powerful and take the initiative to send melons.

The system said in a sly tone: [Today's melon belongs to the Grand Tutor!]

Grand Tutor? Everyone focused their attention on the white-bearded old man in front. Grand

Tutor: ...

Old man, I don't think I have ever provoked you two! What kind of hatred or grudge do you have to expose my shortcomings!

Yes, the officials in the court are most afraid of being pointed out by Lin Mo. They are very happy to eat other people's melons, but they don't want to involve themselves in this matter.

Not all the people in the court are honest officials. There are also some people who are between good officials and corrupt officials. They have done good things and bad things.

So they are quite afraid that Lin Mo will suddenly point out their own shortcomings. With the existence of Lin Mo and the system, some people have restrained their small actions in secret.

The system began to talk about the gossip of the Grand Tutor in a cheerful voice: [Do you know! The Grand Tutor peed his pants last night! ]

Peeing in his pants... pants... pants...

these words were like a hammer that hit the Grand Tutor's heart at once. The Grand Tutor rolled his eyes and almost fainted.

The imperial physician who was always on call took out his long needle and stabbed the acupuncture point of the Grand Tutor, but his technique was gentler than when he stabbed the general of the state.

"My lord, don't worry, it's normal to be incontinent at an old age", the imperial physician comforted the Grand Tutor in a low voice, but his comfort was worse than no comfort.

The emperor who was sitting on the throne also breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, the Grand Tutor did not faint.

The emperor gave a look to the crown prince and the two princes, and the crown prince and the two princes immediately stood beside the Grand Tutor and supported him.

One stood on the left, one on the right, and one stood at the back, they would definitely support him steadily.

Grand Tutor: ...Or you should just let me pass out.

Lin Mo was so happy in his heart: [The Grand Master seems to be only in his 60s this year, how could he wet his pants? Could he have some physical problems?]

System: [Age is one thing, but it may be mainly a dream. I checked and searched the Grand Master's dream last night. He seemed to be looking for a toilet all the time, and then he seemed to find a toilet.]

Lin Mo: ...

Everyone: ...

The Grand Master was devastated. How can this system know what others say in their dreams! And why do you care whether I wet my pants or not!

There are so many people in the court, why do you have to pick me!

Lin Mo had no idea of ​​the inner struggle of the Grand Tutor. She was expressing her own opinion: [The most frightening thing in a dream is to find a toilet, and what is more terrifying than finding a toilet is finding the toilet.]

Everyone nodded in agreement in their hearts. This is true.

Who hasn't had such a dream? Finding a toilet in a dream is really terrifying, and it is even more terrifying after finding it!

The Third Prince frowned when he heard this, and he didn't quite agree.

"I also had such a dream when I was a child. I was looking for a toilet in my dream and found it. Why didn't I find that I wet the bed when I got up in the morning?"

Hearing this, the prince said speechlessly: "That's because I got up in the middle of the night to change your pants and asked someone to change the bedding."

Good guy, he was sleeping soundly that night, but suddenly he felt that he was drowned. When he opened his eyes, he saw his younger brother lying on him and peeing.

Hearing the answer from his eldest brother, the third prince immediately shut up. Well, it turned out that it was not that he didn't wet the bed, but that his brother was carrying the burden for him.

When he was a child, the third prince especially liked to stick to his two brothers. He even had to sleep with his two brothers at night, and he liked to sleep on his brother, so most of his bedwetting was on his brother.

The system kept saying: [Let me tell you, not only did the Grand Tutor wet the bed, but the Junior Secretary of the Dali Temple also pooped on him last time! ]

The Junior Secretary of the Dali Temple widened his eyes: !!! Why are you talking about me again!

This time, everyone's eyes all secretly looked at the Junior Secretary of the Dali Temple. The Grand Tutor was very grateful to the Junior Secretary of the Dali Temple at this moment.

He also exchanged glances with the Junior Secretary of the Dali Temple: Thank you for taking over this burden from me! I'll remember this!

Junior Secretary of the Dali Temple: ...But I don't want to bear this burden for you! You have to carry your own burden, do you know? I don't want to carry the burden!

The emperor looked at the ministers below, and the expression on his face was a little numb. Could these be the ministers of their country! Ministers who can't even control their shit and urine! Suddenly I felt like this country was going to end.

Chapter 25 The Strange Aesthetics of the Dali Temple Shaoqing's Son

Chapter 25 The Strange Aesthetics of the Son of the Dali Temple Shaoqing

No one knew about Emperor Xuande's troubles, and everyone below was just watching.

Lin Mo asked the system excitedly: [Tell us what happened to the Dali Temple Shaoqing, and don't keep us in suspense! ]

System: [It's not a big deal, he just had diarrhea some time ago, and you know that when you have diarrhea, any fart is unreliable, and he made this fatal mistake. ]

Lin Mo: [Hahahaha! I immediately imagined that scene, and I didn't expect that such a serious person as the Dali Temple Shaoqing would have such a scandal. ]

The officials also lowered their heads, and that scene appeared in their minds.

Junior Official of Dali Temple: ...

At this early morning court session, the Grand Master and Junior Official of Dali Temple were completely humiliated. Emperor Xuande even kept these two people when he left the court session.

Looking at the two ministers in front of him, Emperor Xuande held his head with a cry, looked at them with a sad face and said, "Do you think this country can still be saved?" Grand

Master and Junior Official of Dali Temple: ??? Why are you suddenly asking them if this country can still be saved? How can the country be hopeless when it is so prosperous now?

"Your Majesty, please tell me clearly," the two of them extended their hands and bowed.

Emperor Xuande: "I never knew that my ministers couldn't even control their poop and pee! If this matter spreads to other countries, they will be very happy!"

"You are right, can't you have a good dream when you dream? Don't you know how to hesitate when you fart?"

The Grand Master and the Junior Secretary of the Dali Temple looked at Emperor Xuande expressionlessly, "Your Majesty, it seems that we can't control dreams. As for farting, who knows whether this fart is real or fake."

Emperor Xuande thought about it and it seemed so.

Eunuch Li's face began to cramp from trying to hold back his laughter. He has been with the emperor for so many years. Since that Lord Xiaolin came to court, there have been constant jokes every day.

If laughing makes you ten years younger, then he can definitely live a hundred years!

Finally, the emperor scolded the two men before letting them out of the palace, and also set a rule.

Do not go to the toilet at night, no matter if you can find a toilet or not! You must think carefully when you fart!

Lin Mo didn't know what happened in the palace. When she returned home, she was kicked out by her father.

"Dad! What did I do wrong again! I don't think I have done anything today!"

Lin Mo stood at the door of her house and kept knocking on the door, thinking about what happened today.

But she went to court as soon as she got up today, and she just came out of court. She was very obedient in the court and didn't say a word (didn't open her mouth), so why did she lock her out of the house.

Minister Lin said to her through the door: "You know what happened today, so you should reflect on yourself outside today!"

Today, the scandals of two important officials of the court were exposed in succession. Some things are not to be eaten like this! Fortunately, the Grand Tutor and the Junior Secretary of the Dali Temple are serious people. If they were other treacherous officials, they would have to find a chance to assassinate you.

However, this girl is probably not afraid of assassination, because she has system protection, so let her reflect on herself outside.

The main reason is that his eyes and heart ache when he sees her now, and he also needs to relax.

System: [Since your father won't let you in, why don't we take a walk on the street! It's a good time to eat other melons and collect energy! ]

Lin Mo looked at his court clothes, [But this dress is not very convenient for me to walk outside. 】

System:【Then buy another one outside. Do you have any money with you?】

Lin Mo touched his empty purse:【No.】

System:... Come on, someone actually goes out without money, this is really a strange person.

【Hey, just wear this outfit and go, we are not going to some messy place, we are just strolling on the street】, Lin Mo shook his sleeves and walked forward with his chest puffed out.

She wore the official uniform of an eighth-rank minor official with the temperament of a top scholar in spring breeze.

The gatekeeper at the door:... People say that the seventh-rank official in front of the prime minister's door, our second young lady's official position is not as good as the gatekeeper in front of the prime minister's door, how can she wear this dress so proudly?

Lin Mo is now a well-known figure in the capital, and someone stopped her before she took a few steps.

"Master Xiaolin, you seem to be free today," a young man dressed in a frivolous way blocked Lin Mo's way.

This man's appearance is okay, but his colorful clothes are a bit bad.

Lin Mo asked the system in confusion: [Why is this man dressed like a colorful peacock? Doesn't he think that his life is eye-catching? I counted and there are at least five colors on his clothes. He looks like a peacock spreading its tail! ]

Young man with colorful peacock: ...

Several young men next to him: "Puff!"

System: [I checked and this is Wei Zhengan, the son of the Shaoqing of the Dali Temple. This person is not bad, but he has a bad temper and poor aesthetics. ]

The peacock was about to explode when he heard this. What do you mean his aesthetics is poor! He has a very good understanding of aesthetics!

Several young masters nearby quickly stopped Hua Kongque, "Don't be angry, don't be angry, why do you care about her? Your father didn't get any good things from her, why did you take the initiative to come over?"

Lin Mo greeted Hua Kongque in a particularly good mood: "Hello, Master Wei, the Dali Temple Shaoqing should be okay now."

In fact, Lin Mo just cared about the Dali Temple Shaoqing in a normal way. She really didn't have any other thoughts. After all, she was eating melons in her heart and the system in the court, and she didn't know that other people could hear it.

But Hua Kongque's face turned red when he heard this. He just wanted to vent for his father. What happened in the court today spread quickly. His father didn't take it to heart, but he couldn't!

Unexpectedly, Lin Mo gave him a critical hit as soon as he showed up. He also got a nickname of Peacock for no reason.

Lin Mo looked at the others from head to toe. The other three were dressed quite normally, but the Peacock looked a little abnormal.

[Tongzi, why do you say that the Peacock is not aesthetically pleasing? Tell me in detail.]

The system got excited when it came to this, mainly because the system had never seen anyone with such a bad aesthetic.

The people around also pricked up their ears and listened. Fortunately, they were in a small alley, and there were not many people around, except for those brought by Hua Kongque.

[This Hua Kongque likes all kinds of weird things. You don't know that the maids in his yard look so weird. They can open a museum of rare treasures! ]

The eyes of the people looking at Hua Kongque suddenly changed. At the same time, they were also very curious about what the maids in his yard looked like, which could make the system say such words.

The people around Hua Kongque even whispered: "Zhengan, why don't we go to your house later."

Hua Kongque: "...Get out of here!"

Chapter 26 Does Lin Mo not understand the bad words? Why is she looking at her mother like that?

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Chapter 26 Lin Mo doesn't understand the bad words? What's the matter with the look she gives her mother!

Hua Kongque looked at Lin Mo, raised his chin and said critically: "You are the Lin Mo in the legend, you don't look that good."

Lin Mo was full of question marks. Is she so famous now? She has become a person in the legend!

But this feeling is not bad. Lin Mo showed a brilliant smile and said modestly: "No, no, it's not the legend. I am just the only female official in the dynasty. You can call me Lord Xiaolin."

Hua Kongque and the other three people: ...

No, you don't understand the tone of the words, am I complimenting you? Your comprehension ability seems to be a little bit poor.

The system also said dryly: [Host, it seems that he is not praising you, he seems to be looking for trouble.]

Lin Mo: ??? Looking for trouble? She seems to have never offended anyone, except for that county lord.

Hua Kongque wanted to say something, but the people around him quickly stopped him: "Zheng'an, calm down, you forgot the emperor's order!"

Lin Mo looked at these people whispering intimately, she shook her sleeves and said to the system: [I think they are quite busy now, why don't we leave first and not disturb them from falling in love.]

System: [......]

[Which eye of yours saw that they were in love, they were just whispering. 】

Lin Moli replied with great vigor: [Look at this place, it is such a good place for a private meeting. Who is as idle as me and would walk through this alley? And this peacock, didn't you say he was looking for trouble? I haven't offended him, why would he come to look for trouble? So I must have disturbed their love, so he came to look for trouble. 】

System: ...What you said makes sense, I can't even refute it.

Westerners who are slandered for being in love: ...

You are sick! Where did you see that we are in love!

Although they have never heard of the word love, they know the word love, anyway, this word should be related to feelings.

No, is this person so irritating? Doesn't anyone want to beat her up when she goes to court every day?

They exchanged glances and began to doubt their lives.

But in Lin Mo's opinion, they were just flirting with each other. [Tsk tsk tsk, this is the first time I've experienced what flirting means. Let's go, let's not disturb them. I'm hungry, let's go to the restaurant for dinner.]

System: [If you have money, go to the restaurant for dinner. Are you planning to eat a free meal?]

Lin Mo looked at the people in front of him, and finally fixed his eyes on the peacock.

The peacock suddenly felt a little uneasy. Why was this person looking at him like that?

He originally came here to find trouble, but why did he feel so uneasy when looking at this woman?

Lin Mo was hungry and curious about the peacock's treasure house, and finally thought of a foolproof method.

On the way back to the Dali Temple Shaoqing Mansion, Hua Kongque had a look of despair on his face, while the three young men behind him had already started playing with Lin Mo.

"Master Xiaolin is really knowledgeable! It's because Master Xiaolin didn't show up in the capital before, otherwise you would definitely be one of the famous scholars and women in the capital."

"That's right, I'll be angry with anyone who says bad things about Master Xiaolin in the future!"

Lin Mo was almost flying to the sky because of their praise. No wonder those high-ranking and powerful people like to hear their subordinates praise them. This feeling is really great.

"Oh, I still have to be humble. Although my literary talent is not inferior to that of my older brother and sister, as a younger sister, I still have to give in to them."

"I am not the kind of person who practices experience or hard work. I am a person

of talent!" The peacock in front turned his head with an incredible look on his face. Talented! Are you serious?

This person just wrote a poem for them in a poetic mood, saying that he would use the poem in exchange for the opportunity to have a meal at the Shaoqing Mansion of the Dali Temple. They were looking forward to it.

But the next second, when they heard the poem coming out of this person's mouth, they simply doubted whether the things they usually learned were the same as what she was talking about.

Just now, she wrote a poem about clouds. Lin Mo wrote: "The white clouds in the sky! They are like cotton candy, sweet and lingering, I can eat them in one bite!"

She also named this poem something called modern poetry. What kind of poetry is modern poetry! Can this person create his own poems?

Hua Kongque wanted to argue with him, but was stopped by the three people next to him.

The three people now have only one idea, they have to go to the Shaoqing Mansion of the Dali Temple to see what the maids look like! So no matter what Lin Mo wrote, they can exaggerate it!

Then things became like this.

Lin Mo happily said to the system: [How strange do the maids in the Shaoqing Mansion of the Dali Temple look like? Can I go and see them while I eat?]

The three people next to him immediately nodded in their hearts, yes, yes! They also want to see them while eating!

Hua Kongque:... What do you think of my house!

System: [It should be possible. You can talk to Hua Kongque and ask the maids in his yard to come and serve you meals.]

For the first time, Lin Mo felt that the system was so smart: [Tongzi, you have become smarter and smarter as you have been with me for a long time. It is true that people are influenced by good people!]

The system was silent. What should I do with an arrogant and narcissistic host? Are you sure this is not the case of people being influenced by bad people?

Hua Kongque brought the two burdens back home, and the Dali Temple Shaoqing saw Lin Mo, who was very conspicuous among the two people.

"Puff!" He spurted out a mouthful of tea.

Why did you bring this devil back! Do you think our life is too good!

The Dali Temple Shaoqing glared at his son, Hua Kongque's eyes were full of grievance.

How could he know that this man would be so shameless, not only did he not understand good words, but he also insisted on coming to his house, and even coveted his maid!

The wife of the Dali Temple Shaoqing was quite surprised to see Lin Mo. She was there at the two banquets before, and she had long wanted to meet this little Lin.

"Hello, sir, hello, madam." Lin Mo greeted the Dali Temple Shaoqing and his wife with a smile on his face. The young men behind him also followed Lin Mo to greet them.

If Lin Mo's voice could be ignored, then she does look quite well-behaved.

When Lin Mo saw this lady, he immediately started to brag to the system: [Hua Kongque's mother is so pretty and gentle, why is Hua Kongque like this?]

Hua Kongque? Dali Temple Shaoqing and his wife looked at their son.

Uh... it's quite vivid, the son dresses like Hua Kongque every day.

System: [The question you asked is a genetics question, I don't know much about this issue. Aren't you hungry and want to eat? Hua Kongque's family has good food.]

Dali Temple Shaoqing and his wife: ... So you came here to eat. Minister Lin doesn't care about his daughter. Look at this child, she didn't even change her court dress. Minister Lin doesn't care about his children at all.

"You must be hungry, you came at the right time, sit down and have dinner with us, and try the difference between my food and yours." Madam smiled very gently and arranged for them to sit down.

Lin Mo stared at Madam with shining eyes, and Dali Temple Shaoqing and Hua Kongque felt a little uneasy.

This devilish king should not like women! What's wrong with her eyes!

Chapter 27: After drinking too much at the Dali Temple Shaoqing Mansion, he wanted to get on Prince Xin's wheelchair

Chapter 27: Drinking too much at the residence of the Dali Temple Shaoqing, and thinking about the wheelchair of Prince Xin

Because Lin Mo's eyes were too naked, Hua Kongque immediately blocked her.

Lin Mo sighed in her heart, and then complained to the system: [What is this Hua Kongque doing, why is he blocking me from looking at the beautiful aunt! ]

Everyone present: ... Can you show your thoughts more obviously.

The Dali Temple Shaoqing's beard was about to curl up with anger. How did Minister Lin teach his daughter! How can he look at women with such a lustful look!

Hua Kongque glanced at Lin Mo, then gritted his teeth and went for it.

Anyway, this devil can't be allowed to look at his mother!

"Do you like to watch talent shows, Master Xiaolin? Why don't I ask some maids to come and perform their talents? We can watch them while we eat."

Hua Kongque said as he quickly asked someone to go to his yard and call the new maids over.

The system said excitedly: [Wow, there is actually a talent show! Is it a pretty sister?]

Lin Mo: [I don't know. Compared to pretty sisters, I like to watch those young ladies in his yard more. I want to know what those young ladies can look like to attract Hua Kongque, who has such a strange aesthetic taste.]

Hua Kongque: ...

Dali Temple Shaoqing rubbed his temples, then waved to his son: "Hua Kongque, come here."

Hua Kongque heard his father call him like that, and his eyes widened immediately.

The Junior Official of the Dali Temple also realized that he had called his son's name wrong. It was all Lin Mo's fault. If she hadn't called him Flower Peacock all the time, how could he have called him wrong?

"Sorry for calling him wrong. Zheng'an, come here."

Lin Mo was almost going crazy with joy when he heard the Junior Official of the Dali Temple call him Flower Peacock. [Hahaha, it turns out that the Junior Official of the Dali Temple also called his son Flower Peacock! What a coincidence!]

Everyone present: ... Can you laugh a little louder?

Soon the maids were called over. Lin Mo looked at their looks and was so shocked that his jaw almost dropped.

No! Where did this Flower Peacock find so many people like this!

It's not that these people are not good-looking, it's just that each of them has their own characteristics.

One person had very large eyes, at least one-third of the whole face, one person had a very large nose, it seemed as if it was glued on to the face, and one person had a mouth so big that she suspected she could eat a person in one bite!

Lin Mo swallowed and whispered to the system: [These girls are really special! But they are not ugly, they actually have a weird beauty! ]

The system agreed with her evaluation: [There is indeed a very weird beauty, but this feeling is still unacceptable in this era, otherwise why do people say that the aesthetics of peacock flowers is very strange. ]

The girls started dancing in the open space one after another. Although they heard what Lin Mo said, they did not feel much in their hearts.

Compared to the looks of the others who laughed at them, Lin Mo was really kind, and he even called them "little sisters", while most people outside called them "monsters".

And there was no disgust in Lin Mo's tone, just full of curiosity, just like a child who had never seen such a thing before and was particularly curious.

If the young master hadn't brought them back, they wouldn't know where they would have died. After all, people like them simply couldn't survive outside.

The Shaoqing of the Dali Temple and his wife looked at this group of maids with such a look on their faces.

"Didn't you ask people to come over to perform their talents! Why did you call the group of people in your yard over! Do you want to scare Lin Mo back?" The Shaoqing of the Dali Temple said gritting his teeth.

Hua Kongque looked aggrieved: "This guy came for my maids, otherwise why do you think she came to our house? Each of my maids is unique, Dad, you can't look at them with strange eyes."

Lin Mo, these people have a weird beauty, no matter what weird means, but this beauty is always beautiful, Hua Kongque just likes this kind of unique thing.

Dali Temple Shaoqing was really speechless about his son's strange aesthetics.

Lin Mo was dressed in official uniform, eating while his eyes were glued to the dancing maids. If you didn't know, you would think she was a sex-hungry ghost.

The system couldn't stand her look: [Host, let's be more restrained outside. You look like the dandy boy in the drama, or the kind who rapes women.]

The three young men sitting next to her nodded in their hearts: The system is right! This is how they feel about this guy!

They have never seen a woman with such manners and expressions, sitting and eating in a bold manner, and with such eyes, they really don't know how to describe it.

None of these women are beauties, and their looks are also strange, but why does Lin Mo still look like a sex-hungry ghost?

Lin Mo took a bite of rice and explained to the system: [You don't understand. You can't see such performances outside. We can't see the young ladies outside at all, so the less we see them now, the more beautiful the young ladies are dancing! ]

[Look at Hua Kongque's condition. It may be difficult to come to their house for a meal next time, so we have to watch enough this time! ]

[And I didn't watch it for nothing. Last time, didn't you search the medical books and find a prescription for diarrhea? When the time comes, we will leave the prescription to the Dali Temple Shaoqing! ]

System: ...

Everyone present: ...

Dali Temple Shaoqing: Can you forget about my diarrhea! It was such a long time ago and you still bring it up! If you hadn't mentioned it in this morning court, I would have almost forgotten it!

"Come on, Lord Xiaolin, let's toast you. It's hard for a woman to serve in the court. You don't need to think about it to know how many inconveniences there are." The three young men quickly changed the topic.

Lin Mo drank the wine happily, and then began to brag under the influence of alcohol: "Oh! It's really hard. It's really tiring to serve in the court!"

The Shaoqing of the Dali Temple said speechlessly: "Lord Xiaolin doesn't seem to do anything else in the court."

This person only dozed off and ate melons every day. She stood there like a tumbler every day. The emperor also secretly sent two people to stand beside her to prevent her from falling. Isn't this life uncomfortable?

Lin Mo drank another glass of wine passed by the person next to him, stretched out a finger and shook it left and right, then frowned and said: "No, you don't understand, for me, I feel tired as long as I walk out of my door and take one more step."

"Why do you say my father has to make me go to work? I have been lying at home for so many years, so what if I lie there for a few more decades!"

"Besides, my eldest sister can also go to work! In the future, everything in the family will be supported by my brothers and sisters, and in the future, there will be nephews and nephews to support it. Isn't it good for me to be a useless aunt or a useless aunt!"

Everyone who heard her words:...

Look, is this what you said a human language! Your brother and sister haven't married yet, but you are thinking about their children to raise you! You are doing a great job as an aunt!

Seeing that this man was really drunk, the system quickly said: [Host, host! Wake up! We are not at home, we are in someone else's house! ]

Lin Mo: "No, I have to say it! I have to propose to the emperor to arrange a chair for me during the morning court. I think His Royal Highness Prince Xin's wheelchair is very good."

Prince Xin, who was having a good time at home with his wife and children, suddenly got goose bumps.

He touched his arm and endured the discomfort, but didn't think much about it.

He had no idea that his wheelchair was on someone else's mind.

Hearing Lin Mo's words, everyone present was shocked: I think you are going to die! His Royal Highness Prince Xin sits in a wheelchair because his legs are not healed yet! Otherwise, the emperor will let you sit on his dragon chair!

Chapter 28 No need to send me off, I'll ride my mount back! Flower Peacock: You are the mount!

Chapter 28 No need to send me off, I'll ride my mount back! Flower Peacock: You are the mount!

Seeing that Lin Mo began to lose control, everyone quickly held down her hand holding the wine glass.

"Master Xiaolin, don't drink anymore, you are already drunk and can't drink anymore!"

Lin Mo slapped the hand that was holding him away, and then said incoherently: "Don't hold me back, keep playing music and dancing! I can still continue drinking!"

The system sighed: [Still playing music and dancing, you probably can't go home in this state now, I can imagine what will happen to you when you go home. ]

The Western mixed doubles team will definitely not be able to escape.

The wife of the Shaoqing of the Dali Temple also felt that she could not go home after seeing her like this, so she planned to have someone send her back to the Shangshu Mansion.

"Master Xiaolin, you take a break here first. I will have someone take you back later."

When Lin Mo heard that she was going to be taken back, she jumped onto the chair.

The people around her were shocked by her action. What is she doing? Is she going to heaven?

Lin Mo grabbed the peacock's hair and dragged him over. Then she smiled foolishly at Madam Shaoqing, "No, no, why should I bother you to take me back? I brought a mount. I can ride the peacock back later."

The system groaned, with a distressed tone: [I should have reminded you when you were drinking just now. You are polite when you shouldn't be polite, and you are not polite when you should be polite. You actually want to ride someone else's son back! What a sin!

Although a lot of energy has been collected today, the system really feels that the host is dancing on top of other people's families! Lin

Mo's words not only made the system explode, but also made everyone present speechless.

Flower Peacock looked even more hopeless, "Master Xiaolin, please take a closer look, I am a person, not your mount."

Flower Peacock now regretted why he had to provoke Lin Mo. If he hadn't caused trouble for Lin Mo today, wouldn't all this have happened now?

But it's too late to say anything now, he has also realized what it means to invite gods easily but difficult to send them away.

Lin Mo patted the flower peacock's head, and then said to the system: [How come my peacock can still speak? Has it become a spirit? 】

After she finished talking to the system, she happily shared with others: "Look! The peacock I raised has become a spirit! He can actually talk! No, I have to ride back to let my dad see it!"

She was originally standing on a chair, and everyone saw her lifting her feet to step on it, and everyone panicked.

"Hurry up and control her for me!"

The peacock had a look of despair on his face, and some people might wonder why he didn't run away.

His hair was grabbed by this man, where could he run to! Doesn't he want this hair anymore!

The wife of the Shaoqing of the Dali Temple was almost grinning to the back of her head. Although it was her own son who suffered, this matter was really funny!

The other three young men who were eating for free were stunned by this scene. They even looked at the clothes they were wearing. Fortunately, the colors were quite plain and elegant, so they should not be mistaken for animals.

The whole system was numb. It was a melon-eating system. Logically, it should eat other people's melons, but since it was bound to this host, it actually ate a lot of the host's melons. Absolutely!

Lin Mo was quickly helped down. When she was helped down, she still had a look of dissatisfaction on her face.

"Don't stop me from going up to heaven! I am an immortal in heaven! I cannot stand on the ground! I cannot be touched by the mortal world!"

The servants around were about to laugh and go crazy. The three young men lowered their heads and started to pretend to be quails, but their shaking shoulders still exposed them.

The Junior Official of Dali Temple looked at Lin Mo, who was already drunk and had no idea what was going on, and then picked up the wine he was drinking and looked at it. Logically speaking, a little ordinary wine should not make a person so drunk. He thought people were animals and still wanted to go to heaven.

However, after looking at the bottle of wine, the Junior Official of Dali Temple finally understood, and he kicked his son.

"You stole my wine again! This jar of wine has been buried under the tree for ten years! And it's strong liquor, ordinary people can't stand it! Look how drunk you made me!"

No wonder people get so drunk, it turns out that the wine they drank was wrong.

The system was speechless, and it said that even if the host was drunk, he would not fail to recognize people. The last time he went to the rooftop, he was so drunk that he still recognized his father and brother.

Lin Mo got anxious when he saw the Dali Temple Junior Official kicking Peacock: "Why are you kicking my mount? Don't you have a mount yourself?"

Dali Temple Junior Official: ...

Peacock: ...

Dali Temple Junior Official said unhappily: "This is not your mount, this is clearly my family's mount!"

Isn't his son his?

Peacock said silently: "Excuse me, can I be a human being?"

He will never wear such colorful clothes again! It's really hurtful to his self-esteem!

Others can be human beings, why should he be a mount! He even got another nickname, Peacock! His real name is Wei Zhengan, what a nice name, he is not a Peacock, let alone a mount!

After hearing what the Dali Temple Shaoqing said, Lin Mo actually started to think, [System, is this mount really not mine?]

The system replied helplessly: [It's not yours, it's really someone else's, and it's someone else's biological child!]

After hearing what the system said, Lin Mo's eyes widened instantly, and then stared at the Dali Temple Shaoqing.

Everyone was stunned by her action, and the lady asked curiously: "Why are you staring at him?"

Lin Mo staggered back two steps and said vigilantly: "How can you give birth to a peacock by yourself! So you are a demon, right!"

"Hahahahaha", the three young masters who were watching the show couldn't help it. It was the first time they encountered such a weird thing in their lives. It was amazing!

This meal was really well planned. No wonder the father and brothers at home like to go to the morning court. If it were them, they would also like to go!

This Lord Xiaolin is really funny.

The Shaoqing of the Dali Temple didn't want to continue talking to Lin Mo. This was totally irrelevant. He felt that he was about to be mad to death!

"Hurry up and send her back."

Lin Mo was finally helped to walk away, and she looked reluctant as she walked: "I'll leave my mount here with you guys! I'll come pick it up when I have time!"

Hua Kongque shouted unhappily: "You are the mount! I'm a human! Do you know that?"

When this farce was spread to the palace, the emperor almost rolled off the dragon chair with laughter.

"Hahaha, I didn't expect this Lin family girl to be so fun after getting drunk. One day when she comes to the palace, you can let her drink a little wine. I wonder who she will take as a mount next time."

Eunuch Li: "...Your Majesty, don't think so. A drunk person is irrational. What if she takes you as a mount?"

Hearing what Eunuch Li said, the emperor's smile was instantly retracted.

Forget it, he still prefers to be an individual, so let the mount be given to the son of the Dali Temple Shaoqing.

Chapter 29: Recognize the dog as your father!

Chapter 29 Recognize a dog as your father!

"Don't pull me, I can still drink!"

Lin Mo was supported by two people and walked forward. Because she was wearing an official uniform, many people turned to look at her.

The system is now completely silent. Although it has no entity, it doesn't stop it from feeling ashamed!

When she arrived next to the carriage and passed a dog, Lin Mo suddenly stopped.

The maid who was supporting her also stopped in confusion, "Master Xiao Lin, what's wrong with you? Is there something wrong?"

Lin Mo waved her hand and staggered to the side of the dog, then stared at the dog carefully, looking at it very seriously.

Maid: ??? Is there anything different about this dog?

Lin Mo suddenly smiled, "Dad, why are you here? Are you here to pick me up?"

"Ahem! "

Her word "Dad" shocked everyone around her. The system didn't want to say anything anymore. She just

hoped that Minister Lin didn't know about this, otherwise she couldn't imagine how this guy would be beaten.

"Master Xiao Lin, wake up! This is a dog, not your father! Your father is waiting for you at home!"

The maid quickly pulled the person over. It was so embarrassing! They felt embarrassed standing next to Master Xiao Lin.

The stronger woman quickly controlled the person and said, "Hurry up and send the person to the carriage!"

The system also coaxed people and said: [Mo Mo, this is not your father, hurry up and get on the carriage and go home! Your father is waiting for you at home! Lin Mo

shook off the old woman's hand, then stretched out his hand to pick up the dog, and then said incoherently: "How can this not be my father! Look at his eyebrows and his appearance, this is obviously my father! Look at his eyes, which are calm and have a little bit of disgust. Who else would look at me like this except my father!"

Everyone:... You also know that your father looks at you like this, but the problem is, do you think it is normal for this dog to look at you like this! Even the dog thinks you are ridiculous!

"Let's go, let's get on the carriage quickly, my father hasn't eaten yet, I want to take it back for dinner."

Everyone watched Lin Mo stuff the dog into the carriage, and the dog's eyes actually revealed a trace of despair.

The maid said to the old woman beside her in embarrassment: "This is the dog raised by the Madam. If Master Xiaolin takes the dog away, how can we tell the Madam later?"

The old woman sighed, "Just tell the Madam like this, otherwise what can we do?"

Along the way, Lin Mo was talking to her dog's 'father', all accusing her father.

"I am particularly sad that you drove me out today, but my master is generous and will not hold it against you."

System: [Wake up, host! This is a dog! You said you think it is your father, but you still want to take it back. Are you afraid that you will not be beaten? ]

The dog also barked very spiritually, as if to prove that what the system said was right.

It is just an ordinary dog! What's wrong with this human!

Soon the carriage arrived at the gate of the Shangshu Mansion, and the maid hurried to knock on the door: "Open the door, open the door, we have sent Master Xiao Lin back!"

The doorman opened the door, and they hurriedly helped Lin Mo in, with a dog sitting on Lin Mo's shoulders.

Everyone in the Lin Mansion: What kind of operation is this? Why is the second lady carrying a dog on her shoulders!

Shangshu Lin, his wife, Lin Qi, and Lin Ran also hurried over.

How did she get drunk! How dare this girl get drunk outside!

However, after seeing Lin Mo drunkenly carrying a dog, they were silent.

"Can you explain to me what's going on, what's the matter with this dog?"

Shangshu Lin suddenly felt a little dizzy, not knowing whether he was angry or something else.

The maid and the old woman from the Dali Temple Shaoqing Mansion replied helplessly: "Master Xiao Lin had dinner with our master's wife and son at our house, and then he got a little drunk. This dog belongs to our wife."

"So she went to your place to eat and stole a dog back!" Lin Qi's voice was a little broken, but it was also obvious that he was shocked by this matter.

The old woman was about to explain, but Lin Mo interrupted her with a cry.

"Dad! Why are you at home!"

Minister Lin: "Where else can I be if I'm not at home? Am I drunk outside like you?"

Lin Mo was silent for a while, then took the dog off his neck, looked at it carefully, and then picked up the dog with a flick.

"You should be in my arms, how come I have two fathers!"

Suddenly, fireworks exploded in Minister Lin's mind, and then he quickly took off his shoes and hit him.

"You rebellious girl, who do you think is a dog!"

Madam Lin hurried over to stop her, and Lin Qi and Lin Ran also hurried over to protect Lin Mo.

"Dad! Don't bother with your little sister when she's drunk!"

"Yes, Dad, my little sister can't even recognize people now, so let her go to rest first."

Now the yard is in chaos, and the people from the Dali Temple Shaoqing Mansion quietly retreated during the chaos.

Tsk tsk tsk, the level of excitement in Lord Xiao Lin's house is not much better than theirs.

Their young master likes to make trouble, and Lord Xiao Lin also likes to make trouble. It is estimated that Minister Lin and their masters have a lot in common.

The system sighed as it watched this scene: [Sometimes you won't die if you don't commit suicide. This person is probably the first person in history to recognize a dog as his father.]

The system's words ignited Minister Lin's anger. Lin Mo dodged his father's shoes while holding the dog tightly in his arms, saying, "Dad! Don't be afraid, I will protect you!"

Lin Qi and Lin Ran were almost desperate when they heard this, "Shut up!"

The dark guards hiding in the dark laughed so hard that their stomachs began to hurt. Oh my God! Why is there such a woman in the world! This is too funny!

"Hurry, tell the emperor about this!"

Emperor Xuande was angry when he read the memorial, and this news came at the right time.

"Hahahaha, this girl is really my sweetheart!"

The emperor wiped the tears from his eyes, and the depression in his heart disappeared at once.

Eunuch Li finally breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the emperor's smiling face. Fortunately, Lord Xiao Lin was here, otherwise the emperor's anger would not be so easy to dissipate today.

"Come, send my long-haired dog to the Lin Mansion."

Eunuch Li: ...In terms of loss, the emperor is still the one who is at fault!

After beating Lin Mo, the dog sent by the emperor also arrived.

Looking at this white long-haired dog, Minister Lin's temples jumped, and he felt both amused and angry.

The emperor really treated their family affairs as a good show!

Chapter 30: The Second Prince of Xijiang and His Little Mother's Literature

Chapter 30: The Second Prince of Xijiang's Little Mother's Literary Melon

Maybe it was because the alcohol content of the wine was too high. When Lin Mo woke up, it was already the next day.

The emperor was especially considerate and asked her to have a good rest today and not to go to the morning court.

Lin Mo opened her eyes and sat on the bed stupidly. Seeing her like this, the system said with a little pity: [Are you okay? Do you still remember what happened yesterday? ]

Lin Mo nodded stupidly, then wailed and fell down: "Ahhh! Why did this happen!"

System: [Oh, don't be sad, it has already happened, what else can it do? And your father also beat you up yesterday, so this matter should be offset. ]

Lin Mo: ... Can this matter be offset like this?

Whether it can be offset in this way will be known at noon today. After Minister Lin came back from court, he called Lin Mo over first after knowing that he woke up.

Now the whole family is sitting in the main hall waiting for her.

Lin Mo walked to the door and took a deep breath, [Calm down, calm down, the system is right, my father beat me up yesterday, so this matter should be over, today I will at most be scolded. ]

The westerner of the Lin family inside: ...

Minister Lin roared with a dark face: "Get out of here!"

The next second, Lin Mo rolled in, really rolled in!

The system was stunned by her operation, [What are you doing, you actually rolled in! 】

Lin Mo rolled to his father's feet, and then prostrated himself on the ground very swiftly, showing his sincerity fully.

[System, you don't understand, this represents my sincerity! My father won't care when he sees how sincere I am.]

Mrs. Lin rubbed her temples and turned her eyes away speechlessly.

Lin Qi and Lin Ran didn't want to say anything more. Most people really couldn't understand the idea of ​​their little sister.

Minister Lin looked at someone at his feet, resisted the urge to kick him, and said, "Stand up for me! Look at how disgraceful you are!"

"Yesterday you actually went to someone else's house to drink and got drunk, and even stole someone's dog! Look at what you have done!"

"Woof woof!" The little white dog next to him also barked twice as if in agreement.

Lin Mo: ??? Where did this dog come from? Could it be that she brought it here yesterday?

Madam Lin held the dog in her arms and stroked it, "The dog you brought here yesterday has been sent back. This dog was sent by the emperor. He heard about your story so he sent a dog here."

Madam Lin's words hit Lin Modi's head like a bolt from the blue.

"Even the emperor knows what happened yesterday!"

Lin Qi said silently, "Not only the emperor knows, most people in the capital should know it now."

Hua Kongque is a big mouth. After Lin Mo left, he went out to drink with his friends, and then complained about everything that happened in his family.

Lin Mo's reputation in the capital was already quite big, and now it is even bigger.

"Look at all the good things you have done! You are not allowed to drink outside in the future, do you understand? As a girl, you must know how to protect yourself. Fortunately, you got drunk at the home of the Shaoqing of the Dali Temple. If you got drunk in a restaurant, who would send you back? You also brought back the lady's dog. If you like dogs, we can just buy you one!"

Minister Lin said it with such earnest words. After all, she was his own daughter, and he had to tell her what he should tell her. If something really happened, it would be too late.

Lin Mo listened and nodded, "I know, I know, I will never drink outside in the future!"

[Oh my God! What kind of wine is this? Even the emperor knows that I drink a lot. I am not going to become a bystander! 】

The system was silent for a moment and replied: 【It should be. You contributed a lot of energy to me yesterday. In fact, I think it's okay for you not to eat other people's melons. I can eat your melons to collect energy. 】

Lin Mo: 【...Aren't we still a good pair! 】

Lin Mo did not go to court today. There was really less fun in the court, and the emperor had no one to help him relieve his mood. So when he encountered some bad things, he got furious in the court.

"These people are not as useful as the girl from the Lin family! They can quarrel over such a small matter as entertaining envoys. What's the use of them!"

The main reason is that the emperor's birthday is coming soon, and the surrounding small countries will come to celebrate the emperor's birthday. One is to express their friendship and the other is to seek protection. The most important point is to test.

People will also be sent from the Western Regions, and some seeds sent there will also arrive with the envoys.

But those people made such a mess of such a small matter, and they didn't even arrange the accommodation for the envoys. What's the use of them!

Eunuch Li poured a cup of tea for the emperor and said, "Your Majesty, the biggest purpose of those people from small countries coming to our country is to test our strength, so this matter is really not easy to handle."

"Your Excellency has done your best, Your Majesty, please give them some more time."

For these people, you have to defeat them, and after defeating them, they will continue to test you, and when they feel you are weak, they will come back immediately.

Early the next morning, this matter was still being argued in the court.

Lin Mo stood beside Lord Li in a daze, and his whole body was not in a good state.

System: [Host, how is the wood sculpture you carved for the emperor? His birthday is in more than half a month! You haven't even started yet!]

Lin Mo suddenly became sober, and the voices of others instantly dropped by three degrees.

Emperor Xuande was originally furious at these ministers, but when he heard this, the anger in his heart was extinguished at once.

I don't know how good this girl's carving skills are, but since she is carving something as a gift for him, her skills should not be bad.

Lin Mo was about to forget about this matter, [It's over! If you hadn't reminded me, I would have almost forgotten about it!]

Everyone:... You are really worthy of it!

The system knew she would be like this, [Your emperor's birthday is quite grand, and many small countries will come to celebrate his birthday. There are so many melons!]

This sentence immediately made everyone present's eyes light up.

What does "so many melons" mean? Did they arrive at a melon field?

Lin Mo also put the wood carving behind his mind. What could be more important than eating melons?

[Why don't you tell me about it now? So many melons, tell me one first!]

System: [Okay, to prevent you from dozing off, I'll tell you one first, about the melon of the second prince of Xijiang. It seems that he will arrive tomorrow.]

Lin Mo has begun to listen eagerly, and the others also swallowed nervously.

In ancient times, the journey was long, and generally, if something happened, they had to set out in advance, so the envoys from small countries would arrive one after another within this month.

The ministers still had some impression of the Second Prince of Xijiang. After all, this Second Prince was considered a dragon among men, and he was also a strong contender for the throne of Xijiang.

System: [This is maternal literature! The Second Prince of Xijiang is different from the Second Prince of your country. The Second Prince of your country is a blockhead when it comes to sex, but the Second Prince of Xijiang is very good at it, and he even slept with his father's concubine! The little prince born by the concubine is his son!]

Everyone looked at the Second Prince in shock, and even the Emperor looked at his second son.

Even the system says that you are a blockhead in sex, how blockhead can you be in this regard!

The eyes of the Crown Prince and the Third Prince were both strange when they looked at the Second Prince, and they both silently moved away from him.

Second Prince:... What do you mean by this!

The system suddenly brought up two melons, one about the second prince of another country and the other about our country.

The second prince looked expressionless and calm on the surface, but he was actually furious:... If you want to talk about other people's melons, just talk about other people's melons, why do you have to involve me! I don't think I said a word!