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Chapter 31 You actually want the Crown Prince and the Second Prince to get

Chapter 31 You actually want the Crown Prince and the Second Prince to get together!

Chapter 31 You actually want the crown prince and the second prince to get together!

The second prince now really wants to cover the mouth of the system, but he doesn't dare.

Lin Mo originally wanted to hear about the second prince of Xijiang, but now that the system said so, she is even more curious about their country's second prince.

[Tongzi, you can talk about the second prince of Xijiang later. Now let's talk about our second prince. What do you think is wrong with his sex life? Is it that he can't last long or that he can't have sex?] The

second prince took a deep breath: Who can't have sex! If you can't have sex, then I can't have sex! All

the ministers, including the emperor above, were secretly looking at the second prince, but the look in their eyes was a little unclear, and the position they were looking at seemed a little wrong.

But fortunately, the system proved his innocence.

System: [There is enough time, and it is quite good, but it is too rigid and the postures are too scarce. You don't know how the Second Prince's wife and the two concubines complain about him behind his back. No matter who of these three people sleeps with the Second Prince, they will definitely have a complaining meeting the next day.]

Lin Mo took a look at the handsome Second Prince, and imagined the scene of the Second Prince's wife and the two concubines complaining about him. This time he really couldn't help it.

[Hahaha! How did he do it? All three women are dissatisfied with him! Isn't it said that men are born with it?]

System: [In fact, there is only one main reason. The Second Prince is unwilling to learn. He always thinks he is very powerful and has an inexplicable self-confidence, and then he uses the same posture to the end. 】

【You don't know what the Second Prince's wife said about him. She said that after being married to the Second Prince for so many years, she didn't learn anything else, but her acting ability has improved. 】

【But there is an advantage to the Second Prince being like this. 】

Lin Mo: 【What advantage? 】

Everyone also pricked up their ears to listen. Can this thing have any advantages?

The Second Prince himself is now almost dying of shame and anger. The Crown Prince and the Third Prince are afraid that he will lose control of his emotions on the spot, so they hold him tightly.

No matter what, it can't affect them from eating melons!

The system laughed obscenely and said: 【The Second Prince relied on his own strength to make the Second Prince's wife and the two concubines become a faction, and the house fight was stopped for the first time! Awesome! 】

【Now these three women have to deal with the Second Prince every day. They even exchange acting skills in private, and even shirk responsibility with each other. When the Second Prince's wife was pregnant with her first child, she simply wanted to set off firecrackers to celebrate! Because she wouldn't have to sleep with him anymore! 】

Lin Mo was almost dying of laughter, and her laughter was like a sword piercing the Second Prince's heart.

The Second Prince was completely numb now. Why did this system even know about his sexual life? What else could it do when it was full?

And why would his Princess and Concubine treat him like this! They were even complaining about him together!

The crown prince looked at his brother who had lost all hope in life, and said to him with pity: "Second brother, it's okay, as long as you are able to do it. You can learn more about this matter. I have collected many rare books. I will have someone send a few to you after the court session. You should learn them well!"

The third prince also said schadenfreude: "Yes, second brother, even if you don't think about yourself, you have to think about the three sisters-in-law. They are so tired to act with you every day!" The

second prince looked at the two brothers expressionlessly, and said dejectedly: "Can you two stop talking now? Can you let me be alone and quiet for a while?"

It was impossible to be quiet, because everyone in the court was secretly looking at him, including his respected father.

Emperor Xuande looked at his son with a look of disappointment, "How can you fail in this matter! Didn't someone send you a picture album when you got married? Can't you learn it well?" The

emperor knew that his second son always liked to be prudish, but he didn't expect that he would be prudish in this matter and force the princess and the concubine into this state. While

other people's harems were fighting among themselves, his harem was united against the outside world (the second prince). It must be said that he is really a genius! He is really a genius in balancing his wives and concubines! After

Lin Mo laughed enough, he quietly wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and then said with emotion: "I didn't expect the second prince to be such a person. You can't tell from his appearance. 】

System: [That's right. Last time you said that the Third Prince was a smiling tiger. These brothers are smart on the surface. Don't think that the Crown Prince looks very stable now. In fact, he plays very freely in private! 】

The smile on the corner of the Crown Prince's mouth was retracted in an instant, and the Second Prince's heart was suddenly relieved.

Everyone's eyes secretly looked at the Crown Prince again, so the main point today is to eat royal melons, right!

Why is the Crown Prince playing so freely? Could it be that he is messing around!

Even the emperor above is a little worried. He is still very satisfied with his eldest son. He is proficient in literary talent, military strategy, and governing the country. He should not make mistakes in women! The Crown Prince

is in the same mood as the Second Prince now. He wants to cover the mouth of this system.

Lin Mo chuckled, but this laugh was filled with a very obscene smell.

Everyone present felt offended when they heard this laugh.

Minister Lin had been standing there for a long time and was already numb. Let this world be destroyed!

Emperor Xuande rubbed the goose bumps on his hands and thought depressedly in his heart: Why does this girl's laughter make people feel so uncomfortable? How can a girl have such a laugh?

Lin Mo didn't know what everyone was thinking. He just wanted to know how the prince was open-minded.

[Tongzi, don't keep me in suspense! Tell me how the prince was open-minded! I remember that the prince seemed to have only one princess consort! There were no other concubines. Among the three princes, it seemed that only the second prince had a concubine. 】

System: [When I say open, I don't mean what you think. I mean the Crown Prince and the Crown Princess are open in their tricks. You don't know how open they are! They form a sharp contrast with the Second Prince's Jianshou! 】

[The Crown Prince also collects many, many rare books, at least a few big boxes, and he can learn! 】

This system is very spiritual. The Crown Prince is now like a cooked tomato.

What a sin! The stable image that has been maintained for so many years has now collapsed in an instant!

The emperor above also looked at his eldest son with a complicated look in his eyes. I didn't expect you to be such a Crown Prince!

Why can't these two sons balance each other a little? One plays too openly and the other doesn't know how to play! It's really worrying!

Lin Mo's thoughts are the same as the emperor's. [I think the crown prince and the second prince should get together. When the crown prince has nothing to do, he can guide the second prince!]

The system took a breath of cold air when it heard this: [Let the crown prince guide the second prince, so you want them to be gay! Longyang Zhihao, then one of them must not be good!]

Hearing the system's words, everyone present took a breath of cold air in their hearts. The crown prince and the second prince were choked by their own saliva.

Lin Mo actually wants them to be gay!

Although they don't mean to be gay, but the system said that Longyang Zhihao, they understand the meaning, and being gay should be the same as Longyang Zhihao.

Chapter 32 The Second Prince of Xijiang, who wasted his time and energy

Chapter 32 The Second Prince of Xijiang who wasted his energy and effort The Crown

Prince and the Second Prince looked at each other, and then together pulled the Third Prince who was standing next to them to watch the show, between them.

This way they could be separated! Perfect!

Third Prince: ???

Lin Mo was also stunned when she heard what the system said. She really didn't expect the system to be so open-minded, and even knew about homosexuality!

[Tongzi, I found that I really underestimated you. I thought that your mind was so open-minded. Did I say that they should be gay? ]

System: [Didn't you just say that the Crown Prince should guide the Second Prince? Doesn't this mean being gay? ]

Lin Mo was speechless to the system, and at the same time didn't know how to answer its question.

The ministers began to look at the crown prince and the second prince with strange eyes. The emperor above touched his chin and looked at his sons while thinking, both sons are good-looking, it would be pleasing to the eyes if they were together.

As he thought about it, his mind flew away. No, no! This is his son! Can't let your mind wander! But if you think about it for a while, others don't know, so let your mind fly a little!

In fact, the royal family is not without the good of the dragon and the yang. The uncle of Emperor Xuande, that is, the brother of the late emperor, liked men, and he gave up his status for a man and lived in seclusion in the mountains with that man.

As for how it is now, I don't know, but it should be living a good life, because when that prince left, he almost emptied his palace and borrowed some silver from the late emperor.

Well, the silver has not been repaid yet.

They were already poor as emperors, and the money they borrowed made their situation even worse.

But now, even if we want them to pay it back, we don't know where they are. There are so many places to go in this world, and they are still secluded, who knows where they have gone. But

the prince and that man were indeed very handsome. Among the princes of the previous emperor, only the prince was the most handsome.

Eunuch Li looked at the emperor and began to daydream, and coughed twice.

Your Majesty, what are you daydreaming about at this time!

Emperor Xuande came back to his senses when he heard the sound of Eunuch Li coughing. He looked at Eunuch Li awkwardly and turned his head a little embarrassed.

Lin Mo below began to explain to the system that she was not asking the crown prince and the second prince to be gay, but just wanted the two brothers to help each other.

The eldest brother is like a father. As an elder brother, you can't just watch your younger brother and his wife have incestuous sex, right? Don't you agree?

The system's brain was a mess after hearing this, although it didn't have a brain. [Alright, alright, stop talking. The more you talk, the less I understand. Anyway, I roughly understand what you mean. Do you still want to listen to the gossip of the second prince of Xijiang?]

The system began to shift attention. Lin Mo's heart, which was originally anxious to explain, was immediately attracted here. The

prince breathed a sigh of relief. Oh my God! This is really too torturous! He is now extremely grateful to the second prince of Xijiang. Thank him for saving him from the dire situation!

This gossip about the young mother's literature attracted the attention of everyone in the court, especially the emperor.

Tsk tsk tsk, this King of Xijiang is too miserable, he was actually cuckolded by his own son, fortunately his sons are all decent people.

The decent prince, the second prince, and the third prince stood below with excitement eating melons, eating their own melons is not as delicious as eating other people's melons.

The ministers in the court are really hard-working, not only can they not delay discussing national affairs, but they also have to pay attention to eating melons, it's not easy!

System: [The second prince of Xijiang is a complete contrast to your second prince. He is also the kind of person who likes to play openly, but not as loyal as your prince. ]

The loyal prince smiled slightly. This system should be complimenting him. He also thinks he is very loyal. He only loves the crown princess.

Lin Mo: [So did the second prince of Xijiang only slept with that noble concubine? 】

The system chuckled twice, [No, no, no, except for his own mother, he has slept with basically all of his father's concubines! So why did he say his father's favorite, because his father's harem are all his women! With the wind blowing on his pillow every day, his father must think that this son is the best! 】

The ministers and the emperor present took a breath of cool air at the same time. The crown prince and the two princes didn't know what to say, they could only express their admiration for this man!

Lin Mo's worldview has exploded, and his CPU has exploded. This second prince of Western Xinjiang is too awesome! There has never been such a strange person from ancient times to the present!

Even in the history of the real world, you can't find such a person even if you flip through the history of five thousand years!

He slept with all of his father's wives except his own mother. This is really an amazing person among amazing people!

Lin Mo asked the system seriously: [Excuse me, is his kidney okay? How old is this second prince? How many concubines does his father have in the harem?]

System: [This second prince is 28 this year. His father has a total of 123 concubines in the harem. You emperors are so shabby, with only a few.]

The shabby emperor widened his eyes slightly: ... What does this have to do with me! Although I have only a few concubines, I have not been cuckolded! It was my own son who was cuckolded.

The officials below lowered their heads one after another. From their shaking shoulders and the frequency of their coughs, it can be seen that they are struggling to hold back their laughter.

The system also added: [But it is understandable. Your emperor has been mending his underwear for so many years, how can he afford to keep so many concubines? Oh, he is wearing a new pair of red underwear today, with a pig embroidered on it, very beautiful! ]

"Puff!" Some people really couldn't help but spray it out, but they had to hold it back halfway, after all, they couldn't expose themselves.

Lin Mo didn't have this concern. Her laughter echoed in the hall like thunder. I don't know how a girl can laugh so deeply.

The Emperor Xuande above was numb. If he had known earlier, he would not wear this pair of underwear today. Who gave him this pair of underwear!

The third prince whispered, "This pair of underwear that the system is talking about seems to be a gift from me. I asked someone to make it for me, but someone took it by mistake and sent it over."

The crown prince and the second prince were speechless: "

How old are you? You still embroider piglets on your underwear! And they are red underwear!"

The system didn't feel anything about the fact that it betrayed the emperor. It continued to talk about the second prince of Xijiang.

[Although Xijiang is not as powerful as your country, they are really rich, and they are rich in jade and various gems. You will know tomorrow, the second prince is covered with gold and gems, he looks very rich.]

[This second prince is on this diplomatic mission to your country for his own reputation. He can represent the country to other countries, which shows how high his status is in Xijiang now.]

Lin Mo: [That's right, he slept with them. To put it nicely, he slept with his father's concubines. To put it bluntly, he used his body to exchange for the opportunity for those concubines to say good things for him. Tsk tsk tsk, it's not easy! 】

【I don't know who slept with whom. She coveted the body of the second prince, and the second prince just wanted someone's words. I feel that he is the one who is at a disadvantage. He wants the women in the harem to speak for him, so he must say nice things and work hard to serve those concubines, which takes a lot of effort. 】

Everyone: ...

Emperor: ...

Minister Lin: ...Why do I have a daughter like this? Why does she know so much!

Although everyone thinks that Lin Mo's idea is very unusual, why does this sound reasonable?

Chapter 33 What is that thing you carved? The species has changed!

Chapter 33 What the hell are you carving? The species has changed!

All the melons we ate this morning were from the royal family. Needless to say, the melons from the royal family are delicious!

Not long after the second prince returned home, a large group of people came outside.

"Your Highness, this was sent by His Royal Highness the Crown Prince. If you have time, you can take a good look at it."

"This was sent by His Royal Highness the Third Prince. He also asked me to bring you a message: learning never ends!"

"Your Highness the Second Prince, this was sent by the Emperor. He told you not to embarrass him and to study hard whenever you have time."

Other ministers also sent a lot of random things, filling the room half full.

There were even things to nourish the body. The main point was to have everything!

Second Prince: ...

You are sick! Why are you sending these medicinal herbs! My body is fine!

Lin Mo went to carve wood sculptures as soon as she got home. She had already found the wood, but she hadn't started yet. Yes, she hadn't started at all!

"Ahhh! Why is it so difficult!"

Lin Mo lay on the table and kept wailing. The system didn't know how to help her.

[I remember that you are very good at carving wood sculptures. When you have nothing to do, don't you carve a lot of strange things for yourself, such as the duck under your bed.]

Lin Mo replied speechlessly: [That's not a duck, it's a swan.]

System:...

[The one on your table should be a dog, right? It looks like the long-haired dog in your house.]

Lin Mo replied expressionlessly: [No, this is a lion. Can't you see that this is a lion? 】

She carved it so much like it, it shouldn't be hard to tell!

System: ...

The system suddenly felt that it was not a good idea to suggest that she carve a wood sculpture. This was completely changing the species!

The system pondered for a while, and then said seriously: [Why don't you change the gift? Your wood sculpture is good, but it's a bit abstract. You are an abstract artist, but abstract artists were not understood at first.]

The system's words were very tactful, so tactful that Lin Mo felt that the system was complimenting her.

She was moved and said to the system: [I knew that you were the one who understood me the most. I also think that I am an artist! But there are too few people who understand me, alas~.]

System: ...Well, you seem to have missed the point. My point is abstract art, not artist.

How does it feel that the host's brain is smart from time to time? You just think she is very smart, but she is foolish. You think she is not smart, but she is very clever sometimes.

The main point is that she is not smart when she should be smart, and she is smart when she should not be smart!

In fact, Lin Mo's brain was still very fast in modern times, after all, she had to live and survive.

But after living in this era for more than ten years, she has made her thinking very simple.

Isn't it good to live happily every day? Why do you have to think about so many troubles, and then slowly your brain is not used much.

Living here, maybe your brain will rust, and then it will become like this.

Lin Mo did not understand the system's silence. She held the wood and said confidently: [If you want to be an artist, you can't give up halfway! I will definitely carve a perfect work! It will definitely satisfy the emperor! ]

The system suddenly had a bad premonition. Can she really carve a perfect work? Why doesn't it believe it?

During this day, Lin Mo actually worked honestly in the room, and the system watched her carve the wood into a human figure.

Looking at this human figure, the system was just about to breathe a sigh of relief, but when it came to see it again, the human figure turned into an ape with a crown on its head.

The system took a breath of cold air: [What is this thing you carved! ]

Sister! The species has changed. If you send this thing up, I'm really afraid that you will be beheaded!

Lin Mo said without raising his head: [You don't understand, this is still a semi-finished product. You will know how beautiful it is when it is finished. Although it doesn't look good now, it will look good after it is carved.]

Are you sure it will look good after it is carved! Are you serious? Semi-finished products will not change the species! Are you carving the emperor or the ancestor of mankind! Is this what the emperor looks like in your eyes?

The emperor didn't know that his image was ruined. He was still happily listening to the report of the secret guard.

"I didn't expect that girl to be able to calm down and carve wood carvings. I want to see what she can give me when the time comes."

To be honest, Emperor Xuande was looking forward to this gift.

In fact, every year on his birthday, civil and military officials would give him many gifts, some valuable, some showing their feelings, anyway, there were all kinds of gifts.

The emperor had his people secretly sell the valuables to fill the treasury, but those that showed his affection could be kept (because they couldn't be sold), so his private storehouse was full of gifts.

To be honest, there was no other emperor who could do this.

Lin Mo worked hard for an afternoon and an evening, and no one except the system knew what she had carved out looked like.

Minister Lin was also busy until the evening before returning, after all, the second prince of Xijiang was coming tomorrow, and they had to be prepared.

They were a big country, and they had to show the demeanor of a big country, so they still had to have the proper etiquette.

The first thing Minister Lin did after returning was to ask his wife Lin Mo if she had done anything wrong.

Mrs. Lin looked at her husband unhappily, and then said, "How come you say that Mo'er only knows how to cause trouble every day? Mo'er was very obedient today. She stayed in her room as soon as she came back and never came out again. I heard that she was carving a gift for the emperor."

Minister Lin paused, holding the book in his hand, and then asked suspiciously, "Then do you know what she is carving? Have you seen it?"

Mrs. Lin shook her head, "No, but the maids outside heard Mo'er praising herself, saying that she is an artist or something, so she must have carved well."

Minister Lin was skeptical, forget it, forget about that girl, and go to bed early, the second prince of Xijiang will be here tomorrow morning.

He was also very curious about the second prince of Xijiang. After all, he was a strange man who slept with all his father's concubines.

However, the emperor couldn't sleep tonight.

"What should we do? What if people from other countries can also hear the conversation between Lin Mo and the system?" This is what the emperor was afraid of.

They can listen to the scandals of other countries, but other countries must not listen to their scandals!

Eunuch Li thought for a while and replied: "Then we will know after a little test tomorrow. Anyway, Lord Xiaolin needs to be present to welcome the foreign envoy tomorrow."

Chapter 34 Do his stepmothers like that he doesn't take a bath? Do they like that he has a lot of hair?

Chapter 34 Do his step-mothers like him not to take a bath? Do they like him to be hairy?

Early the next morning, Lin Mo was pulled up by her father to welcome the second prince of Xijiang.

"Dad, this is your job, you can go by yourself, why do you have to bring me along? Today is a rare day without court, can't you let me have a good rest?"

Lin Mo was carried away, her face was extremely hopeless, and there were two super big dark circles under her eyes.

Last night, she stayed up until midnight to carve that thing, and this inspiration came and she couldn't stop it, so she had to hurry up while the inspiration was there.

Minister Lin used his other hand to help her put her hat on straight, and then said unhappily: "Do you think I am willing to take you there? It was the Emperor who asked me to take you there. Lord Li also has to go there to record it. As his subordinate, you must follow him."

"I'm warning you, you'd better behave yourself, otherwise I'll show you how I'll deal with you when I come back!"

Lin Mo: ...

How am I not being obedient? I behave myself every day, okay!

She basically doesn't say a word in court every day, and just stands by obediently every day. Is this not being obedient?

(Crowd: You don't say anything with your mouth, but your mental activities are quite interesting.)

The system looked at her like this and comforted her, saying: [Oh, it's okay, it's okay. I'll tell you a few more stories and you'll be in high spirits! ]

Minister Lin's hand trembled, and he almost threw Lin Mo out.

Lin Mo was horrified, and immediately hugged his father's thighs with his hands and feet, and then said with a trembling voice: "Dad, even if you are not used to it, don't throw me out, I am your biological child after all!"

Minister Lin: ... If you were not my biological child, you would have flown out now.

You still want to eat melons at this time. Although he is also very curious, can't you be quiet for a while now?

The emperor does not need to be present in person to receive an envoy from a small country, so the Ministry of Rites is responsible for the reception and the historian is responsible for recording.

Lin Mo followed his father expressionlessly, waiting for the second prince.

System: [Here it comes! ]

As the system spoke, everyone hurriedly looked into the distance.

As expected, the envoys from Western Xinjiang came. The one sitting on the horse and walking in front should be the second prince of Western Xinjiang.

Lin Mo narrowed his eyes and looked at the second prince carefully, then said with disdain: [Do the hair of these foreigners have such thick hair? Isn't this second prince only 28 years old, a little older than our prince, but why does he look like 30 years old to me! ]

[And looking at his big beard, I always feel that he stinks. ]

The system echoed and said: [Your feeling is not wrong, this second prince of Western Xinjiang has not taken a bath for half a month, and his body is indeed stinking, but he has covered it up with spices. ] Everyone

's face changed at once, and there was disgust in their eyes.

The expression on Minister Lin's face fell all of a sudden. He hoped that the Second Prince could not hear what this little bastard said, otherwise the peace between the two countries would be over.

Eunuch Li also followed him in disguise. What he wanted to find out was whether this foreigner could hear what Lin Mo and the system said.

"Ur, I have seen you all," the Second Prince of Xijiang performed their country's etiquette, and he looked quite honest.

Minister Lin, as the Minister of Rites, began to communicate with the Second Prince first, and the two of them tested each other back and forth.

Lin Mo stood by and could not understand what they were saying at all, but these two people looked too close, and it felt like they were very intimate when they talked.

[Tongzi? What is my father doing with the Second Prince flirting with each other? He is so close to her, doesn't he think the second prince stinks? Be careful or I will tell my mother about him flirting with other men!

Lord Li, who was standing next to her, rolled his eyes when he heard her words and was choked by his own saliva.

Lord Kobayashi! You can't talk nonsense about this matter! He is your own father!

The system is also a fool, it has no crooked intestines, it says whatever it sees.

[It shouldn't be, your father loves your mother very much, and the second prince of Xijiang also likes beautiful women but not handsome uncles. As for why they act so close, it may be just a courtesy.

The officials at the back lowered their heads and were about to go crazy. Now their emotions were extremely complicated.

First, they were afraid that Lin Mo's secret would be discovered by people from other countries, and second, they wondered why this little ancestor was eating melons without knowing the occasion!

However, judging from the expressions of the other envoys, it seemed that they should not be able to hear the conversation between Lord Lin and the system.

Eunuch Li even pretended to have misheard and asked someone if he had heard a woman's voice.

The man shook his head in confusion. How could there be any woman's voice? Except for the dwarf at the back, who was not sure whether he was a man or a woman, weren't all the others men?

The dwarf - Lin Mo.

After getting a positive answer, Eunuch Li was relieved at once. It seemed that only people from their country could hear the voice of this little ancestor.

After the courtesy, everyone present went to the palace to pay homage to the emperor.

Eunuch Li left early. After all, this matter had to be reported to the emperor in advance.

"It's good that we can't hear it. If we can't hear it, then we have the advantage. From now on, wherever there are envoys, bring that little Lin girl over. Even if she is useless, we have to listen to more jokes from people from other countries!"

Eunuch Li: ...

It's over. The emperor is getting more and more unserious. He used to suppress himself when he had no money, but now that the treasury has a little foundation, he has let himself go.

Especially now that there is a devil who is afraid of chaos in the world and eats melons every day.

"Ur, I pay my respects to His Majesty the Emperor. Long live His Majesty!"

The second prince of Xijiang saluted Emperor Xuande respectfully. To be honest, the first contact between this second prince and the second prince of our country is a polarization.

The second prince of my country is handsome and gentle, but this second prince looks like a bear.

I don't know what ability he has to attract those young ladies. Is it possible that their aesthetic standards in Western Xinjiang are different?

Lin Mo: [System, how did the second prince attract his 122 concubines with his appearance? Is it his skills in bed? Or do his concubines like that he doesn't take a bath and likes that he has a lot of hair?]

"Poof!" The third prince sprayed the tea out of his mouth without paying attention.

Everyone looked at the third prince, who smiled dryly and said, "The tea is too hot."

The tea is too hot. It was obvious that he was shocked by Lin Mo's words. Everyone present was very surprised and secretly looked at the second prince of Xijiang.

Well, he has a lot of hair, but he doesn't like to take a bath. With so much hair and not taking a bath, no wonder they produce a lot of spices there, is it to cover up the bad smell?

The second prince of Xijiang always felt that many eyes were staring at him, but when he turned around, he found that these officials were all looking at each other and no one was looking at him.

Isn't that right? Could he be wrong?

Officials: Phew~, that was a close call! We were almost discovered!

The emperor above was speechless when he saw his ministers secretly looking at others like thieves.

Every time the second prince of Xijiang turned his head, the people behind him quickly retracted their heads and eyes. It really looked particularly demonic for such a large group of people to do this action together.

Although their movements were small, the emperor sitting above could really see them clearly.

Emperor Xuande looked at Eunuch Li speechlessly, and both of them had the same helpless look in their eyes.

Can these people not be so obvious!

Chapter 35 I just reminded you to take a shower, no need to kneel down and thank me

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Chapter 35 I just reminded you to take a bath, no need to kneel down to thank me

After all, they came to celebrate the emperor's birthday, so Xijiang also brought a lot of gifts, most of which were things produced in abundance there, and they looked very beautiful and valuable.

Lin Mo looked at these things and said with a sigh: [The main thing is that if all these things are sold, they should be able to sell a lot of money. ]

System: [I think so too, oh, your emperor basically sold all the things that the ministers gave him on his birthday before, except for those that couldn't be sold and are still in his private warehouse, the rest have been turned into silver and handed over to the national treasury. ]

[I have to say that your emperor is really a good emperor, but he is too poor. Emperor

Xuande: ...

Ministers: ...

No wonder the emperor smiles so happily every time he sees those expensive gifts from them on his birthday. It turns out that they have sold all the gifts from them!

In the eyes of the emperor, the gifts they sent are probably just pure silver.

Seeing the looks from the ministers, the emperor coughed awkwardly and said, "Second Prince, you must have come a long way and been exhausted. Why don't you go down and rest first? I'll hold a welcoming banquet for you tonight so that you can experience our local customs and practices."

The Second Prince of Xijiang smiled and said, "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your consideration. I've heard that the Great Yong Dynasty is a land of vast land and rich resources and has made great achievements in all aspects. Although I have been here several times before, I was always in a hurry. Today, I can finally experience the local customs and practices of the Great Yong Dynasty."

"I heard that the three princes of His Majesty the Emperor are all outstanding. The men in our country have been practicing martial arts and archery since childhood, and they attach great importance to martial arts. The three princes of His Majesty the Emperor should be good at martial arts as well. Why don't I compete with the princes in the evening, and I can also see the princes' grace."

The faces of everyone present changed. He started to make trouble, right?

I thought the second prince of Xijiang was quite honest just now, but I didn't expect that he would start to make trouble now.

Lin Mo rarely found that the atmosphere was not right, but before she could speak, the system spoke.

[The second prince can compete with him, the second against the second, perfect! ]

[But before the competition, the second prince of Xijiang must take a fresh bath, and the smell attack is not allowed!

Lin Mo nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes, yes, no matter what, he has to take a bath first. He has not taken a bath for half a month and he is smelly. When the competition comes, the princes will not dare to hit him. It will be so dirty if they hit him!" Everyone

: ...

The tension that was finally brewed has now dissipated in an instant. Lord Xiao Lin is getting more and more skilled in controlling his emotions!

The expressions on the faces of the crown prince and the two princes are about to collapse. They are not afraid to compete with this person, but when they heard the system say that this person has not taken a bath for half a month, they really don't want to touch this person!

The third prince whispered to his two elder brothers: "Big brother and second brother, why don't you go up tonight? You know that my martial arts are not as good as yours. I can compete with him in terms of talent, but I still won't go up to show my ugliness in martial arts."

The prince said speechlessly: "You said it the other way around. Among the three of us, you have the best martial arts. As for your talent, I guess only you can see it."

The third prince: ... How can you say such words to hurt my heart! Or are you not good brothers!

Emperor Xuande looked at the second prince of Xijiang, who looked a little proud, and a hint of sarcasm appeared on his face.

"Since the second prince of Xijiang said so, let's do it this way tonight. I just don't know which of my princes you want to compete with."

The system cheered: [Second brother, second brother! Let the second brother face the second brother! ]

Second prince: ... Why does this sound so strange?

Lin Mo also started shouting in his heart, and the whole hall was filled with the echo of the second son's voice.

The emperor's temples jumped, and he tried to ignore Lin Mo's influence. Minister

Lin, who was standing next to him, was already pale.

The official standing next to Minister Lin saw that his face was so ugly, and comforted him, saying: "Don't worry too much, Minister. The emperor knows what kind of character Xiao Lin is, and he won't be too picky with Xiao Lin."

Minister Lin pulled the corner of his mouth stiffly: "I hope so."

To be honest, he had already chosen the burial site for the whole family, and it was a particularly good Feng Shui treasure land.

With a little daughter who loves to make trouble and watch dramas so much, he must make plans for the future of the whole family.

The emperor is a wise ruler, but living with the emperor is like living with a tiger. Just because the emperor likes you now does not mean that he will like you in the future. What if the emperor is in a bad mood one day? Everything this little girl does is enough to convict him.

(Emperor Xuande: Please don't slander me! I will never kill people indiscriminately! Especially for such a happy person!)

The second prince of Xijiang could not hear what Lin Mo said, and he first looked at the prince.

"I have heard that the prince is both a man of letters and a man of war. Why don't I compete with the prince tonight?"

Lin Mo knew it would be like this. After all, he came here to cause trouble, so he must pick the one with the highest status.

System: [Didn't you say that the second son would fight against the second son? Why did this person suddenly pick the prince? Since he is the second prince, shouldn't he also pick the second prince? 】

Lin Mo: [How is our prince's martial arts? 】

Lin Mo is concerned about this now. Between other countries and our country, the prince must be on our side!

System: [It's okay, he is comparable to the second prince of Xijiang, but his strength may not be as great as his. It's best to win by trickery. 】

Lin Mo thought for a while and began to think of a solution.

[System, tonight you help find Poshuan and help find a solution, and then I will yell and tell the prince. They didn't say they can't help off the field! 】

System: [Yeah! Don't worry, I will definitely help find Poshuan and let your prince kill him! 】

Lin Mo: ... It's not necessary to kill him.

All the officials present suddenly felt relieved. With the help of the system, there should be no problem tonight.

Emperor Xuande touched his chin with a smile in his eyes. Although this little girl from the Lin family usually behaves in a wild and unruly manner, she still cares about the country very much. Not bad.

When the Second Prince of Xijiang was about to leave, the system reminded him: [Why don't you remind the Second Prince to take a bath? Although he is as good as the Crown Prince in martial arts, his attack power will be greatly increased with the addition of the poison gas attack.]

The official was just about to see how Lin Mo would remind the Second Prince, but Lin Mo rushed up from behind and shouted at the top of his voice: "Second Prince, please take a bath before the banquet tonight. You smell a bit strong!"

Emperor: !!!

Everyone: !!!

Minister Lin: ...Destroy it...

The Second Prince of Xijiang had already walked to the door, but she stumbled at the door after she shouted.

From Lin Mo's perspective, this person was kneeling down to pay her respects.

Lin Mo: "No need to kneel down to thank me, I just kindly reminded you."

[This person is quite polite, he even knelt down to me, is this how they say thanks in their country?]

Everyone was speechless again, this time even the system didn't know what to say to her.

System: [Uh... Just be happy], her eyes are almost killing you, your insensitivity is a bit too strong!

Chapter 36: Grab his feet and punch his lower body!

Chapter 36 Grab his feet and punch his lower body!

Lin Mo felt that she had performed very well just now, with a loud voice and a sincere tone, otherwise how could this man kneel down, he must have been moved by her sincere proposal.

Lin Mo opened her mouth and wanted to say a few more words, but Minister Lin and Lord Li next to her looked at each other and covered her mouth at the same time, and then the two of them carried Lin Mo out of the battlefield.

Lin Mo couldn't utter a word with her mouth covered, [What are you doing? What are you doing? I'm so moved, what's wrong with me chatting with me! 】

The second prince of Xijiang got up from the ground with a dark face, and said in a sinister tone: "I didn't expect that the Great Yong Dynasty actually had female officials. I don't know which family this lady is from, but she is so beautiful."

When Emperor Xuande heard this, his expression immediately sank, "If the second prince of Xijiang has nothing to do, please leave first."

As soon as the emperor's voice fell, the guards outside took the second prince of Xijiang out first.

The second prince of Xijiang: ??? Is this how you treat guests! The

second prince of our family has left, so these envoys naturally can't stay here, so they all left in a short while.

The officials also went back to their homes. They had to come to attend the banquet in the evening. I don't know what the second prince of Xijiang will do next.

Lin Mo was taken back by her father. Minister Lin was about 1.8 meters tall, and Lin Mo was only about 1.6 meters tall because she was still young, so the scene of her being taken away was really funny.

The three princes looked at the backs of the father and daughter and shook their heads and sighed at the same time.

The third prince asked curiously, "How did Minister Lin raise such a lively daughter? His eldest son and daughter are both dignified and steady, so why does Lin Mo have such a personality?" The second prince thought for

a while, then said unsurely, "Lin Mo should be their biological child, right?"

Upon hearing this, the crown prince slapped his two younger brothers on the back of their heads, "What are you talking about! The three siblings of the Lin family look so alike, how could they not be biological children? Although Lin Mo's personality is a little lively, her appearance is still impeccable, but her temperament often makes people ignore her appearance."

(Lin Mo: I have such an awesome temperament, don't I?)

After being taken home, Lin Mo immediately found an excuse to go back to her room and start carving her statue, while talking to the system about what to do tonight.

[System, you have to be careful tonight, we can only win and not lose here! ]

The system replied affirmatively: [Don't worry! I will never let the prince lose! ]

The evening banquet was attended by some officials. Lin Mo found a place close to the stands, which was also the position specially arranged for her by the emperor.

System: [Tsk tsk tsk tsk, this second prince of Xijiang actually secretly took a hidden weapon. There is a retractable knife inserted in the shoe on his foot. It's too insidious and cunning! ]

Lin Mo: !!!

The faces of the emperor and the ministers also changed, and the emperor looked at his eldest son worriedly.

The prince nodded affirmatively to the emperor. Since they knew that this man had hidden weapons on his shoes, it would be easy to deal with him. They just had to avoid him later.

"Your Highness, please come in," the second prince of Xijiang said with a smile on his face.

He looked rough and burly, standing next to the prince with an upright posture and gentle temperament. He was really an uncivilized animal.

Lin Mo really felt that his eyes were burned.

[Tsk, this is the nth time I have sighed at the appearance of the second prince. Do the women there have such strong tastes? Do they like this type? ]

[I think his mothers may have never seen a man before, so they are so fond of him. After all, compared with an old man, they probably can accept a bear. ]

The system exclaimed: [How did you know! I was just about to tell you! Those women in his father's harem have indeed never seen a man before, and things are valuable because they are rare. Moreover, the second prince has good capital and serves them very attentively. 】

After hearing the system's words, the officials lowered their heads or tilted their heads, but they all did one thing in common, which was biting their lower lips and trying to hold back their laughter.

But their eyes were all focused on the lower body of the second prince of Xijiang.

The envoys of Xijiang who noticed their movements were horrified.

What's wrong with these officials of the Great Yong Dynasty! Where are they looking!

The prince and the second prince of Xijiang on the stands soon started fighting. The second prince of Xijiang mainly used strong force, while the prince's body was very flexible.

Seeing that the second prince's punch was about to come, the system: [Bend down to avoid it! 】

Lin Mo: "The prince dodged it by doing splits!"

The emperor and all the ministers widened their eyes: ???

The prince: ???

Didn't you want to redirect the system's words? The system seemed to say bend down, you said splits, these two movements are completely different!

The prince dodged the punch of the Second Prince of Xijiang by leaning sideways, and the Second Prince of Xijiang looked at Lin Mo in the stands with a sinister look.

Lin Mo glared back, [Whose eyes are bigger, right? Your eyes are not as big as mine! ]

The system was also particularly speechless about what she had just relayed: [I just said bend down, you said splits. ]

Lin Mo: [It's the same, either way, we can dodge that punch, don't you think splits are more enjoyable to watch. 】

System: ...

Everyone present who could hear her thoughts: ...

The second prince on the stage started to cheat again. He kicked the prince and pulled out the hidden weapon from his shoe.

System: [Grab his feet and take off his shoes! ]

Lin Mo shouted to the stands: "Grab his feet and punch him in the crotch!"

All the men present felt a pain in their lower body, and then looked at Minister Lin at the same time.

Minister Lin had a dark face and almost crawled under the table: How embarrassing! Why is it so embarrassing!

Even the emperor looked at his lower body, and the little heart in his chest was pounding with shock at her words.

The prince subconsciously followed her instructions. He blocked the kicking leg of the Second Prince of Xijiang with his left hand and rushed to the crotch of the Second Prince of Xijiang with his right fist.

The pupils of the Second Prince of Xijiang trembled, and then his legs softened and his body immediately lowered. The punch of the Crown Prince hit his lower abdomen.

The Second Prince of Xijiang was hit by the punch of the Crown Prince and took several steps back, but fortunately his balls were saved.

The Crown Prince looked at his fist with a bit of regret, if it was three inches lower, it would be better.

Lin Mo was also very regretful: [It's a pity that his balls were not blown up, what a pity.]

The system now thinks that its host is a bit cruel. No, this is not a bit cruel, this is extremely cruel!

Chapter 37 I am my father's biological child!

Chapter 37 I am my father's biological son!

Now the prince has the upper hand, and Lin Mo and the system were watching with bursts of exclamations.

In the end, the prince won the competition, and the second prince of Western Xinjiang had a dark face.

"Your Highness the Crown Prince's skills are indeed extraordinary, but this is a bit unfair, the girl below has been disturbing you."

Lin Mo pouted when he heard such words, and then said sarcastically: "Bah, unfair victory, you have hidden weapons, why can't I give instructions off the court!"

"And even if it's really on the battlefield, what's wrong with a reminder? It's okay if you are not as skilled as others. I hate people like you the most. You still have to find an excuse to push the responsibility onto others. Shameless!"

System: [Yes, yes, shameless! Now I know why he has to grow a big beard, because he is shameless! 】

Lin Mo: [You are right! 】

Everyone: ... Can it be understood that way?

The Second Prince of Xijiang was so angry that he was shaking all over. The generals around him kept an eye on his movements at all times. Anyway, they must not let him hurt Lin Mo.

Emperor Xuande sat on top and said majestically: "It was originally a small competition. It is normal to have winners and losers. Now that the competition is over, let it go. There will be a singing and dancing banquet later. The Second Prince of Xijiang should take a break."

The Second Prince of Xijiang looked at the emperor on top and then at the people around him. Now he finally understood that the people of this country will take sides!

Lin Mo sat next to him eating melon seeds and was still complaining to the system.

[This bear is really annoying. If he becomes the emperor of their country, he will definitely cause trouble. 】

System:【Don't worry, he can't be the emperor of their country.】

Lin Mo:???

Emperor and ministers:???

Didn't they say that this man is a strong candidate for the throne? Why do you say that he can't be the emperor of their country?

Lin Mo suddenly smelled the smell of melon:【Hurry up, tell me, is there a new big melon!】

The system laughed twice, and then said:【I just searched it out. This second prince is not his father's seed at all! Now his eldest brother has found evidence!】

Lin Mo took a breath of cool air,【Is their country so chaotic!】

The emperor and the ministers took a sip of tea to calm down. Exciting! Too exciting!

The system continued: [The second prince's mother had an affair with someone else and gave birth to him. A big thing happened this afternoon. His mother was caught by his father while having an affair with that man! ]

[They were caught in bed! And the adulterer was the second prince's biological father. The eldest prince had been investigating the second prince's affairs. Now he has found evidence. The eldest prince should come over in two days. It's quite chaotic in their country now. ]

Lin Mo clicked his tongue twice: Chaos, it's really too chaotic.

She also looked at the second prince of Xijiang, who knew nothing about this matter. Well, it seems that he is still very angry, but he may be even angrier after a while.

The Second Prince of Xijiang saw Lin Mo looking over and sneered, "What kind of identity does this lady have? What is her official position? To be able to sit so close to the throne, her official position must be quite high."

Everyone watched quietly. If you dare to provoke Lord Xiaolin, we will just wait and see what happens to you.

The second prince whispered to his two brothers, "This second prince of Xijiang is so brave that he dares to provoke this devil."

The prince took a sip of wine and replied with a smile, "He doesn't know the ability of this devil, so we just watch quietly."

Facing the provocation of the second prince of Xijiang, Lin Mo replied with a smile, "I am my father's biological daughter."

The second prince of Xijiang: "??? I asked you what your identity is, who cares if you are your father's biological daughter."

Lin Mo still replied with a smile, "My identity is my father's biological daughter."

The system couldn't help laughing: [Hahaha, you're right, your identity is your father's biological daughter, that's right! ]

Everyone who heard their conversation lowered their heads and drank, but they had one thing in common: their nostrils were dilated. It seemed that it was really not easy to hold back their laughter.

Emperor Xuande looked up at the sky and forgot to hold back the tears in his eyes.

Eunuch Li also secretly wiped them with his sleeve.

He knew that Lord Xiaolin would not let everyone down! Look at this perfect answer!

The Second Prince of Xijiang was furious. Doesn't this woman understand what people say?

He slapped the table and stood up, "Are you deliberately laughing at me? What do you mean?"

The system said, "Oh, hey, he's anxious! Look, he's anxious!"

[Ah! He was so anxious that he farted. Does he vent his anger through his butt? You humans actually have this structure?]

Lin Mo: [No, he's the only one.]

Everyone's eyes secretly looked at the butt of the Second Prince of Xijiang, and they also felt a little sorry for the envoy sitting behind him.

Lin Mo looked at the second prince of Xijiang who was about to explode with anger, and said to him with a smile: "I'm not laughing at you, but if you think so, I can't help it."

The scumbag's words came, coupled with Lin Mo's helpless expression, the index of this bullying rose for the first time.

Everyone: ... Although she didn't say anything, why do we feel so angry.

Seeing that the second prince of Xijiang was about to rush over, Minister Lin rushed over to block Lin Mo and said in a loud voice: "What does the second prince want to do? Do you want to argue with a little girl?"

"That's right, you are 28 years old and still bully me, a little girl who will be 16 in three months. Shameless", Lin Mo also poked his head out from behind his father and mocked.

The generals also stood up and stared at the Second Prince of Xijiang. With a look from Emperor Xuande, the guards behind them were also ready.

The envoys of Xijiang were terrified and quickly grabbed their Second Prince.

"Your Highness, you have to bow your head under the eaves! Don't forget why we are here. We are here to seek help from Dayong. As long as we have the support of Dayong, it will be much easier to do anything after we return."

The Second Prince of Xijiang gritted his teeth and said, "But they are bullying us too much!"

When Lin Mo heard this, she raised her hands and shouted, "That's because if you fall behind, you will be beaten!"

Minister Lin quickly held her hands down and said, "Be quiet! Believe it or not, I will beat you now!"

System: [It's okay, your father has you under control, I can help you shout, if you fall behind, you will be beaten! If you fall behind, you will be beaten!]

Lin Mo also shouted in his heart, [If you fall behind, you will be beaten!]

People like this smiled when they heard this. This little devil is really good sometimes.

Emperor Xuande thought this was right. Since he came here to seek help, he had to be humble. He couldn't come to others for help and be arrogant.

At this banquet, Lin Mo first made the second prince of Xijiang furious.

Knowing that the Second Prince of Xijiang couldn't do anything to her, she came over to act naughty while eating.

"I am my father's biological daughter," Lin Mo danced on his face while sitting opposite the Second Prince of Xijiang.

The Second Prince of Xijiang closed his eyes and pretended not to see it.

Minister Lin was numb. This little bastard couldn't control her at all.

Lin Mo was so reckless now because she found that the emperor was really indulgent towards her in such a small matter, and the emperor had a very good temper.

(Emperor Xuande smiled: Yes, my temper is really very good.)

Maybe because everyone was high, Lin Mo also drank a few glasses of wine.

System: [You are drinking again! What kind of wine are you drinking in this occasion! ]

Lin Mo: [Shut up, what's wrong with me drinking a little wine in this occasion! And my father is here, what is there for him to worry about?】

System: I think you are finished.

Lin Mo looked at the Second Prince of Xijiang in front of him and suddenly showed a particularly brilliant smile: "Hahaha, your father doesn't want you! You don't know about this!"

The emperor and all his ministers: ...

Chapter 38 The Second Prince of Xijiang Goes Crazy, Lin Mo Gets Drunk and Wants to Sit on His Father's Neck

Chapter 38 The Second Prince of Xijiang was driven crazy, Lin Mo got drunk and wanted to sit on his father's neck

The Second Prince of Xijiang was so angry that his veins were protruding. The system was afraid that its host who was courting death would be beaten.

[Host! You better be quiet, you will really be beaten if you do this! ]

Emperor Xuande, who was sitting at the top, couldn't bear to look at her anymore. Sometimes this girl really looked like she deserved a beating. Fortunately, she was at home and others didn't dare to do anything. If she was somewhere else, it would be strange if

she wasn't beaten to death. Minister Lin didn't want to care about this annoying thing of his. Anyway, he just had to make sure she didn't get beaten.

Suddenly, Lin Mo stared at the beard of the Second Prince of Xijiang and stopped talking. Seeing that she was silent, everyone even spoke a lot less and turned their attention to this side.

Lin Mo asked the Second Prince of Xijiang very seriously: "Can I ask you a few questions?"

Everyone: Wow! When did this little ancestor become so polite?

Even the system was surprised. Could it be that the host was possessed by something? Why did he suddenly become so polite, but it didn't feel anything.

The Second Prince of Xijiang took a deep breath and said with gritted teeth: "Ask any questions you have."

Lin Mo took two steps back and distanced herself from him. When Minister Lin saw her action, he suddenly felt his temples jump and had a particularly bad premonition in his heart.

The next second, Lin Mo asked a particularly explosive question.

"You don't like to take a shower, you have so much body hair and you have so much beard, so do you have lice? Do lice grow in your beard? Do lice bite your mouth?"

Lin Mo asked the questions with a very sincere expression, as if she really wanted to know these questions.

But everyone's mood was not very calm, and everyone lowered their heads. The emperor picked up the wine glass and covered his mouth as if he was drinking.

The second and third princes couldn't help laughing, and the two brothers even toasted Lin Mo with a glass of wine.

"Lord Xiao Lin's focus is indeed different from others. I admire you!"

Lin Mo bowed humbly, "No, no."

System: [You are really worthy of being the host. No wonder you want to keep a distance from others. If it were me, I would want to hit you. 】

The second prince of Xijiang was so angry that his face turned red. Lin Mo continued to ask, "Hurry up and answer my question. You said you would answer me. You won't go back on your word."

Looking at the face in front of him, the second prince of Xijiang took a deep breath to suppress the anger in his heart, and then said word by word, "I don't have lice, and there are no lice in my beard! Lice don't bite my mouth!"

Hearing his answer, Lin Mo exclaimed with a disappointed expression. Why is it a little different from what she imagined?

"Miss, I'll toast you a glass of wine." The second prince of Xijiang poured a glass of wine for Lin Mo, and a trace of viciousness flashed in his eyes.

Lin Mo looked at his hand without saying anything. Emperor Xuande Lin Shangshu and other ministers also knew that this glass of wine could not be drunk. Lin Shangshu was about to find an excuse to refuse, but Lin Mo's next sentence made the whole atmosphere uncontrollable.

Lin Mo stared at the other person's hands and then said with disgust, "Hey~, why is there still mud in your fingernails? Didn't I tell you to take a shower before attending the banquet? Did you wash?"

System: [He washed it, but he didn't notice his fingernails. Hey~, his fingernails are really dirty. Host, you can't drink this glass of wine, it's dirty! ]

"Cough cough!"

Those who couldn't hold back their laughter pretended to cough, and the coughs came one after another.

Minister Lin raised a smile at the corner of his mouth but immediately suppressed it.

The emperor could still hold it back, and the prince had to pay attention to his image and tried his best to hold it back, but the second prince, the third prince and all the ministers had already held it back so much that they began to take deep breaths.

This banquet was the funniest and most exciting banquet they had ever attended. In the future, if there are such banquets, invite this little ancestor to participate. It's so fun!

Aren't there many foreign envoys coming? When they come, we must hold a banquet. It's a good opportunity to eat their melons.

When the Second Prince of Xijiang was talking, he was already shaking with anger. His rationality was on the verge of collapse.

Lin Mo looked at his shaking hands, and asked him puzzledly: "You are so young, why are your hands shaking so much when holding a glass of wine? If you are not feeling well, you should go see a doctor. The imperial physicians of our Great Yong Dynasty are very good. You can go and see a doctor after the banquet is over."

System: [Host, he doesn't seem to be sick. It seems that he is angry with you.]

Lin Mo: [Tsk, he is angry now. I am chatting and talking to him normally. Every word I say is very sincere. You can also see my sincere face. Sincerity is invincible! 】

System:...

"Ahhhhhh! Get out of here, don't stand in front of me", the second prince of Western Xinjiang collapsed immediately.

Minister Lin quickly pulled Lin Mo behind him to protect him. This madman has no rationality when he is crazy. What if he really hits someone?

"Second prince, calm down! Don't bother with a woman!"

The Western Xinjiang envoys behind him hurried over to hold down the second prince, but this man seemed to be on the verge of madness. He looked like a bear, and now he looks more like a mad bear.

Lin Mo squinted his eyes and stood behind his father to look at him, then said excitedly: "Hahaha! He has evolved! The ultimate evolution!"

Everyone:? ? ? What evolved?

System: [Host, what are you talking about? Isn't he crazy? Why do you say he has evolved?]

Lin Mo: [Digimon, ultimate evolution! Man-bear beast! Man-bear madness!]

System: [Hehehe, I know this!]

Emperor Xuande asked Eunuch Li beside him in confusion: "Have you seen a man-bear beast?"

Is there such an animal in the world?

Eunuch Li pondered for a moment, then said: "No, but it should be similar to the second prince of Xijiang now."

Emperor Xuande: ... What you said seems to make sense.

In the end, the second prince of Xijiang was calmed down by a shot from the imperial physician, and then he was carried back by the people of their country.

When the banquet ended, everyone felt quite disappointed. Tonight was really exciting.

Lin Mo was already dizzy. The emperor gave her some fruit wine to take care of her. This kind of wine tasted good, but some fruit wines had a strong aftereffect. Lin Mo's mind was completely unclear.

When Minister Lin wanted to take her back, she refused to leave.

"No! I don't want to walk back!"

Minister Lin said helplessly: "Then how are you going to go back? Let someone carry you back?"

Lin Mo looked at her father, and then showed an innocent smile: "Dad! I want to sit on your neck and go back, just like when we were kids."

Minister Lin: ...Are you serious?

System: [Absolutely not! You will break your father's neck! ]

The officials who were secretly watching the show nearby were almost laughing mad, and some of them came over to persuade her.

"Minister Lin, it's rare for a child to make a request, why don't you agree to her."

Chapter 39 Dad, lie down, I will ride you, and you crawl back!

Chapter 39 Dad, you lie down, I will ride you, you crawl back!

Looking at the people around who were enjoying the fun, Minister Lin said expressionlessly: "The children in your family are not much older than the one in my family, why don't you let them ride me when you go back."

After hearing this, the people around immediately shut up. Forget it, forget it, I can't afford to offend you! I

can't afford to offend you! The system kept persuading Lin Mo, but after getting drunk, Lin Mo's main point was to be stubborn.

The system said helplessly: [You are so old, you really want to kill your father, right! ]

Lin Mo: [My father is in the prime of his life! How can I take his life! When I was a child, I also rode on his neck like this, why can't I do it now! 】

Everyone nodded in their hearts, yes, why not now, look how much your daughter is looking forward to it, let her ride quickly.

Minister Lin looked at someone sitting on the ground, feeling desperate in his heart.

"Hurry up and get up! You were only a few years old when you were a child, and you are almost 16 now!"

Lin Mo listened to his father's words and thought about it seriously, and then came up with a very smart idea.

"Dad, since you can't let me ride on your neck, then you lie down, I'll ride on your back and you crawl back!"

System: [Puff! ]

Everyone: "Puff hahahaha!" This time I really couldn't hold it back anymore.

The Crown Prince and two princes not far away didn't know what to say. The Third Prince wiped the tears from his eyes and said with emotion: "This Lady Xiao Lin is really a rare talent. Guess how Minister Lin will take her back, let her ride on his neck or on his back."

The Crown Prince thought about it seriously: "He should carry her by the collar. Minister Lin often brought her here like this during the morning court."

The Second Prince: "I think she should crawl back! Imagine it boldly! What else can't happen to this Lady Xiao Lin?"

Lin Mo's eyes are shining now, sitting on the ground and looking at his father expectantly, "Dad, get down quickly! Let's go home early!"

System: [Host, you are really a filial daughter! The kind of filial daughter who is filial to death. 】

Lin Mo didn't understand what the system said, and thought the system was praising her, [Of course, I am the most filial! 】

Shangshu Lin looked at this annoying daughter on the ground and suddenly felt a little pain in his heart and a little dizzy.

This annoying thing kept asking him to lie down, and then she wanted to ride him back.

Lin Mo saw that her father was still motionless, so she crawled to her father's feet by herself, and then hung on her father's legs.

"Dad, lie down quickly! When you crawl, crawl faster, maybe you can catch up with your mother's midnight snack when you get home."

The people around were almost laughing crazy. If they had such a daughter in their family, they would really be mad to death, but it would be so fun if someone else had such a daughter.

They simply couldn't imagine how lively the Shangshu Mansion would be every day.

Minister Lin tried to ignore the gazes of others, picked up the annoying thing first, and held her shoulders to control her.

Lin Mo said dissatisfiedly: "Dad, I feel very uncomfortable like this, I will vomit later, I don't want to walk back by myself!"

Minister Lin gritted his teeth and said: "If you don't want to walk by yourself, then I will leave you here and let you sleep here for one night!"

Lin Mo pouted aggrievedly when he heard this, "Dad, you don't love me anymore, I could sit on your neck and ride on your back when I was a child, why can't I do it now?"

"Why don't you lie down and carry me back?"

The father and daughter talked as they walked. Minister Lin gritted his teeth and replied, "Because I still want my old face and my old life!"

Lin Mo: "I didn't want your life."

Minister Lin: "You ride on my neck to take my old life, and you want me to carry you back to take my old face. It's not easy for my father to work here for so many days. Please be a little considerate of me and don't let me lose face at my age. OK?"

The system felt a little sympathetic to Minister Lin after hearing his words.

[Sure enough, children are debts from previous lives. Fortunately, I can't have children.]

After the two parties left, there was nothing fun here. The emperor secretly hid behind a palace gate and was about to laugh madly.

The palace maids and eunuchs behind were speechless. The emperor actually hid in this corner to peek at the ministers' laughter. Who would believe it if they told others, but the emperor did it.

"Minister Lin is actually quite good to his children. He even played with them when they were young. Not bad."

Emperor Xuande had a good impression of Minister Lin, and now he felt even better.

People who take good care of their children are not bad in other aspects. Moreover, Lin Mo's lawless character is not something that ordinary people can raise. It's probably the Lin family's habit.

Minister Lin took great efforts to finally bring this annoying girl home.

Mrs. Lin saw her drunken daughter and her gloomy husband and knew that the two of them had embarrassed themselves outside again, and it was probably this girl who caused it.

"Take the second young lady back quickly and assign someone to watch over her at night." Drunk people must be taken good care of, in case vomit blocks their mouths and noses at night, it would be dangerous.

After Lin Mo was taken away, Minister Lin slumped in the chair and didn't want to move at all.

Mrs. Lin saw her husband like this and said with a smile: "What's the matter? Was the banquet held successfully today? Did Moer cause any trouble?"

Minister Lin snorted and thought about what happened tonight. He felt that the most exciting thing was probably tonight, but there would probably be more exciting things in the future.

He told his wife everything that happened in detail, especially the incident where that little bastard wanted to ride him back.

Mrs. Lin: ...She knew that things would not be simple with that girl present, but it was also a little funny.

Lin Ran and Lin Qi also knew that Lin Mo was drunk. They came to check on Lin Mo the next morning and found that she had passed away before she woke up.

The system looked at Lin Mo lying on the bed and sighed.

The host contributed a lot of energy to her last night. Now she can completely produce and sell by herself!

Lin Mo slept until noon. She had accepted what happened last night very well. After all, it was not the first time she got drunk.

The system was a little curious when it saw her normal appearance. [Host, why are you so normal today? The last time you woke up from being drunk, you were so nervous. You must be stimulated today.]

Lin Mo: [The first time is new, the second time is familiar. What's so exciting about this? Besides, I think I have made great progress.]

System: [Are you talking about your alcohol tolerance?]

Lin Mo smiled slightly, and then said: [No, the progress I am talking about is that I didn't ride someone else's son back this time.]

The system was silent for three seconds, and then said speechlessly: [But you are going to ride your own father!]

Chapter 40: The Butt That Made the Flower-Picking Thief Fall in Love at First Sight

Chapter 40 Lieutenant Naota's thief at first sight

Lin Mo also knew that he did a bit too much after he was drunk yesterday, so he did not show up in front of Lin Shang's written writing today.

Don't be so insignificant "Lin Mo

's bowed with his waist from behind, and then whispered," Isn't this a fear of Dad, if he knew that I woke up, it would be a meal. "

After

they have spread, everyone is joking about this incident.

When Minister Lin was out on business today, he was caught and teased.

The person said: "Why didn't Minister Lin take your daughter out? Little Lady Lin must be quite bored at home, why don't you take her out to play?" Minister

Lin snorted with a dark face, flicked his sleeves and left.

Is he riding a horse? He is still holding that thing.

The second prince of Xijiang has been sick since he went back at night. No one can mention Lin Mo's name in front of him. He goes crazy when he hears this name.

The system also told Lin Mo about this: [Look how you stimulated me. I go crazy when I hear your name. ]

Lin Mo took a breath of cold air when he heard this, [Are you so excited to hear my name? Then I must have made too deep an impression on him. Usually in novels, this kind of development would be that he would think that I am a different woman, and would slowly pay more and more attention to me, and finally fall deeply in love with me!】The more

Lin Mo thought about it, the more this possibility seemed to be true. He was still quite confident about his looks. After all, his mother was beautiful and his father was handsome. Although she hasn't fully grown up yet, she is still a beauty.

Looking at Lin Mo's narcissistic and worried look, the system was speechless.

No, why would someone in the world be so narcissistic? This is not even including the past ten years when she was not bound. How did she survive? Is she still so narcissistic in modern life?

The more the system thought about it, the crazier it felt.【Were you so narcissistic in your first life? 】The system asked this question very sincerely.

Lin Mo: [Of course not, but it is because I was suppressed for too long in the first life that I want to explode in this life. I find that nothing is as refreshing as going crazy and acting crazy! ]

[Look at how comfortable and free my life is now. I don't need to care about other people's eyes at all! ]

System:...Forget it, I can't talk to mentally ill people.

When Lin Mo went to the morning court, she received thousands of eyes. Everyone greeted her very kindly, calling her Lady Xiao Lin, and she was very happy in her heart.

The system was really confused when looking at this scene: [Aren't you just an eighth-rank official? And you are a fisherman, why are everyone so nice and respectful to you? 】

Lin Mo said smugly: [That must be because my personality charm conquered them! I am now a little red in the vast sea of ​​green! 】

The officials nodded in their hearts: Yes, Lord Xiaolin's personality charm is really very strong, and they are all conquered by Lord Xiaolin's personality charm.

During the morning court, the illness of the Second Prince of Xijiang was also mentioned.

"Your Majesty, the Second Prince of Xijiang is now in a serious condition. No one with the surname Lin is willing to see him. The last time you sent Doctor Lin, he was the first to be driven out by him."

"Your Majesty, even if someone is going to get into trouble, it can't happen within our borders."

The officials were also very complicated in their hearts. The Second Prince of Xijiang was too psychologically fragile. Is it necessary to make it like this?

Lin Mo: [Tsk tsk tsk tsk, this psychological quality is really too poor. 】

System:【Host, I think it may be because you are too crazy.】

Emperor Xuande almost couldn't help laughing when he heard what the system said. He quickly coughed and said, "Then let's change another doctor. If it doesn't work, send someone to send him back."

Anyway, the second prince of Xijiang is not a biological son. Didn't the system say that the eldest prince is on the way, and the second prince will be sent back sooner or later.

Lin Mo also thought of this. She asked the system in confusion:【The emperor's birthday is in less than half a month. Can the eldest prince of Xijiang come here during this time?】

The system checked the route of the eldest prince of Xijiang, and then was silent for five seconds and said speechlessly:【I think it is unlikely, because he went in the opposite direction! He is almost reaching Xirong now! 】

Lin Mo said in surprise with his eyes wide open: [No! How come this eldest prince doesn't know the way! 】

Hahahaha! The officials lowered their heads one after another. They immediately had such a picture in their minds. The royal family of Xijiang is full of talents!

Lin Mo was also speechless. [Is there no one under this eldest prince who can know the way? 】

System: [Well, there are some, but they are all flatterers. Oh, the eldest prince poisoned all his people yesterday. 】

Lin Mo: ???

Crowd: ???

System: [Aren't they sleeping outdoors? The eldest prince personally cooked a pot of mushroom soup to show his sympathy for his subordinates. Later, everyone was poisoned. They were discovered by hunters in the mountains this morning. If they were a step later, they would have been wiped out.]

Lin Mo and his people: ...

The second prince is not a biological son, and the eldest prince is like this. I always feel that Western Xinjiang is going to be finished.

The morning court was still as boring as usual. The seeds brought back from Western Xinjiang have been handed over to Si Nong. Lin Mo didn't understand this matter so he didn't pay attention.

[System, quickly bring a big melon to wake you up. It's too boring.]

System: [Okay! I've been waiting for you to say this! Do you want to eat domestic melons or foreign melons?]

All officials: Foreign, foreign!

Lin Mo: [They are from my country, I don't know foreigners, it's not too late to eat after they come. ]

Everyone's mouth corners drooped at once, I really don't know who will win this time.

System: [I have collected a lot of high-ranking officials in the past few days, let me tell you about the general first! ]

The general standing in front of him shrank his butt and tensed up: It's over, the little devil is watching me!

The voices of the people suddenly dropped three degrees, and even the emperor sat forward.

The happiest person was the Junior Official of the Dali Temple. Hahaha, you have come to this day!

[I'm telling you, someone has set their sights on the general's butt!]

Lin Mo:!!!

Everyone:!!!

Lin Mo felt that this was an unusual case!

[System! Hurry up and tell me the details!]

The general touched his butt, feeling cold in his heart.

Which pervert would set his sights on the butt of a middle-aged man like him! Do you have any shame?

System: [Didn't the capital city have a thief who was a flower-picking thief some time ago? That flower-picking thief ran to the Taiwei Mansion, but he walked into the wrong yard and ended up in the Taiwei's yard. The Taiwei had just finished a shower and was wiping the water with his butt sticking out. The flower-picking thief didn't see clearly whether it was a man or a woman, but he saw the Taiwei's butt clearly. ]

[This time he saw the butt of his dreams, white, beautiful, delicate and round, but because the Taiwei's guards came to patrol, he ran away. He thought he had entered the concubine of some lady in the Taiwei Mansion, and now he was preparing to find out which lady it was. ]

Lin Mo was dizzy after hearing this, and everyone present was full of questions and their moods were exploding.

Everyone secretly looked at the general's buttocks. How beautiful must it be to make a flower thief obsessed with it!

The general was almost dying of shame and anger. No wonder his window was opened that night. He thought it was the wind that blew it open!

Emperor Xuande could only see the general's red face while sitting on the stage, but not his buttocks. Tsk! Why didn't this man know to turn around!

Chapter 41 lets the general lure the enemy with his own body and directly kill the flower-picking thief!

Chapter 41 Let the general lure the enemy with his own body and directly kill the flower-picking thief!

Lin Mo is still discussing the general's butt with the system.

Lin Mo: [You said that the general's butt is so perfect that it can make the flower-picking thief fall in love with it at first sight! It's amazing! I don't think the general's appearance is that kind of fair and tender! ]

System: [In fact, his skin is quite fair and tender. He originally had a good foundation, but he just didn't pay attention to maintenance. His three daughters all have good skin, which is inherited from him. ]

Everyone immediately began to observe the general's skin. Well, although it is a little darker, it seems to be really smooth.

Originally, everyone thought that the three girls of the general's family looked like the general's wife, but they didn't expect that they looked like him!

Emperor Xuande was really getting more and more curious as he listened. If he hadn't wanted to maintain his image and majesty, he would have rushed down to take a good look at the general's butt.

The crown prince and the two princes beside the general stood silently a little closer to the general.

The crown prince gave the third prince a look, and the third prince chuckled, then stretched out his eager hand.

The second prince was speechless, then looked at the crown prince and whispered: "Brother, what do you want to do, what do you want the silly third prince to do!"

The next second, the general took the lead and looked at the third prince in disbelief.

The third prince nodded to his two brothers with certainty: "The general's butt is indeed very round!"

The officials watching on the side were stunned! What kind of development is this!

The second prince covered his face and couldn't bear to look at it, "Big brother! Why did you let the stupid third prince do such a thing!" It was too explosive!

The prince rolled up his sleeves and said, "I'm curious, and how can I, as a prince, do such a thing? I'm a serious person."

The second prince: ...

The officials around him: ...

After the third prince finished his investigation, he immediately stuck to his eldest brother and said with a smile: "It's agreed that you will give me three days off!"

The third prince's homework was the worst, so the emperor asked the prince to teach the third prince, mainly because the third prince didn't listen to those teachers at all, and only respected this eldest brother.

How important is the three-day vacation! Isn't it just touching the butt of the general, not touching the butt of a tiger.

He even touched his father's butt. What's wrong with men touching each other? It's not like they're losing any flesh, don't you think?

Emperor Xuande above looked at the behavior of his silly third son and turned his head away with an "ouch" sound. Eunuch

Li was standing nearby, trembling all over. Hold it in! Hold it in! You must not lose your composure!

He has been an old eunuch for so many years, how could he not hold back on such a small matter! It's just that the third prince touched the butt of the Grand Marshal. Even if he took a bite of the Grand Marshal's butt, what would happen?

Lin Mo and the system didn't notice the situation here. The main system didn't investigate either. It was now concentrating on eating the melon of the flower thief with Lin Mo.

Lin Mo actually still has a certain literary fantasy about the flower-picking thief. After all, the flower-picking thieves in novels and previous TV dramas all look good.

[How old is this flower-picking thief? Is he good-looking?]

The officials of the Ministry of Justice immediately began to listen carefully. This flower-picking thief must be caught, so they must listen carefully to the appearance characteristics of the flower-picking thief!

Yes, they are not curious, they are investigating a case!

The system thought for a while, and then said: [Well, he is not too ugly or too good-looking. He is about the same height as you, but very thin. Because of his petite figure, he often disguises himself as a woman to enter various occasions, and he also disguises himself as a woman to search for targets for himself.]

Lin Mo looked at his height and imagined it a little, [Tsk, then this person is too short! 】

Everyone nodded in their hearts, yes, yes, he is too short, about the same height as a 15-year-old girl, no wonder he can dress up as a woman.

System: [Now a woman has gone to the government office to report the case, it is estimated that the ministers will know about this matter soon, and the flower-stealing thief has decided to attack the Taiwei Mansion tonight. 】

【He also plans to take away the three young ladies of the Taiwei Mansion together, and then slowly investigate. Anyway, these three young ladies are all beautiful, and it doesn't matter if they are all taken away. Moreover, he has already sent a notice to the Taiwei Mansion, and the Taiwei will know after he returns. 】

Lin Mo frowned in disgust, [This man is too disgusting. Does he have to notify others before doing bad things? He is too confident here. 】

The general's face was blue with anger. He even targeted his three daughters! What a bastard!

Emperor Xuande had never seen such an arrogant person. This flower-picking thief really didn't take the country's laws seriously.

Lin Mo looked at the general's back, and then his eyes lit up and he came up with a solution.

[System! I have an idea! Wasn't the general the first person that the flower-picking thief set his eyes on? Then let the three ladies hide first, and let the general seduce the flower-picking thief! ]

The system was silent for several seconds, and then asked seriously: [Host, are you serious? You want the general to seduce the flower-picking thief with his bare ass! ]

A picture suddenly appeared in the minds of everyone present. Wow, it's too hot for the eyes!

Emperor Xuande could not help but twitch his lips. Although this flower-picking thief was very hateful, Lin Mo's method was too costly for the general.

The general was now completely depressed. If he had known, he would not have taken a bath! Who knew that someone would peek at him while he was taking a bath!

The prince looked at the general with pity, and then took his two younger brothers and quietly left the general.

Lin Mo was also shocked after hearing what the system said, [I thought my brain circuit was amazing enough, but I didn't expect you to be even more amazing than me! When did I use the general's naked butt to seduce the flower-picking thief! I just wanted him to dress up as a woman, and then seduce him with his back! ]

Everyone:...

So what's the difference? You two are so good at playing together, you are the same!

The Minister of Justice had already sneaked up to him and whispered to him, "Sir, Mr. Xiaolin's method is actually very good. Anyway, the first time the flower-picking thief saw you was in your yard, so when he came at night, he would definitely come to that yard first. Don't worry, we will arrange everything outside. You just need to hold the person back and leave everything to us!"

The Grand Commandant looked expressionlessly at the Minister of Justice, whose facial muscles were twitching wildly, and said with despair: "You did it on purpose, what if that flower-picking thief kills people without blinking an eye."

The Minister of Justice: "We will arrange people to protect you, and tonight we plan to ask His Majesty for the assistance of Lady Kobayashi. With her, everything will be fine!"

At this moment, our Lady Kobayashi is arguing with the system about whether the Grand Commandant should wear clothes when seducing the flower-picking thief.

Lin Mo: [Since the flower-picking thief fell in love with the Grand Commandant's butt when they first met, you must expose it to seduce him, so you only need to wear a thin gauze! ]

System: [You should also consider the Grand Commandant! He is over 40 years old. It is not easy for him to live this life. You have to save his face! 】

The general nodded in his heart. He didn't know why he was a little moved when he heard the system's words. It was rare for the system to be a human. No, it seemed that it was not a human.

Just when the general was moved, the next second the system's words made him fall into the abyss.

System: [So my idea is to let the general attack alone, lure the enemy to kill the flower-picking thief in bed, and none of us will show up. Wouldn't this save the general's face! 】

When the commander heard this, he trembled all over and rolled his eyes, about to fall down. The imperial physician had been waiting by his side and gave him a skilled injection.

Well, he was now very experienced in this job.

Chapter 42: The four royal family members disguised themselves to go out of the palace to watch a play, and the general dressed up as a woman to catch a thief

Chapter 42: The four royal family members disguised themselves and went out of the palace to watch a play. The general dressed up as a woman to catch a thief.

Now everyone looked at the general with a different look, but the general's incident was also a lesson for them.

In the future, when taking a bath, you must close the doors and windows! It's better to have someone guard there!

Emperor Xuande now has only one idea in his mind, can he go to the general's mansion to watch the thief catch today!

It would be best if the general could personally seduce the flower-picking thief. Such a scene is rare!

Lin Mo was also shocked by the system, and then he was instigated by the system for the first time.

[I actually think what you said seems to make sense. How about I find a chance to talk to the general after the court is dismissed? ]

General: No need! I already know about this matter.

There were a lot of things to deal with at the morning court today, not only national affairs, but also a lot of gossip! What a perfect morning!

When the court was dismissed, Lin Moshou was taken away by his father.

In order to prevent the general from being angry to death, it is better to take this girl away quickly!

As soon as the general returned home, he found out about the flower-picking thief's notice. The general's wife and the three young ladies had expressions of fear on their faces, and they were restless at home.

"What should we do? Why did this thief target our family!"

How could so many families in the capital target their family!

Looking at his panicked wife and daughter, the general pretended to be calm and comforted them, saying, "Don't be afraid, I'm here. When it's night, you can find a place to hide well. The Ministry of Justice will send someone to catch the thief tonight."

He said he would find a place to hide well at night, but in fact, the general arranged for his wife and daughter to leave after lunch.

In the afternoon, the officials arrived at the general's mansion one after another, and Lin Mo also came happily by himself.

General: ... It's a bit too obvious that you are watching a show. I'm going to be in danger soon, and you are so relaxed to come and watch the show!

The Minister of the Ministry of Justice was relieved to see Lin Mo come by himself, knowing that this little ancestor likes to watch the excitement.

In fact, he was a little scared when he saw this little ancestor. What if this little ancestor eats his melon again when he goes to pick someone up?

Lin Mo: [I feel like they are all ready. Today, the flower-stealing thief will definitely be caught. But why are there so many people here? It seems that the general has good relationships with people in the court. Everyone cares about him.]

System: [If the general uses my method, he will definitely catch the flower-stealing thief. The beauty trap is also one of the 36 strategies!]

Everyone present looked at the general's dark face: Tsk, setting a beauty trap with this appearance? Are you kidding?

The Minister of Justice whispered: "My lord, I have prepared clothes for you. You can dress up later. It doesn't matter if your face is a little dark. Just put on more powder later."

The general: "...Did I say that I want to dress up as a woman? Don't mess with me!"

What's wrong with these people? They treat such an important matter as a game! Look at the expressions on their faces! Don't take this matter seriously at all!

The Minister of Justice snorted and persuaded him, "This is the best way at present. Don't you want to catch this flower-stealing thief as soon as possible? Do you want to have someone coveting your ass?"

"Sir, as long as today's plan succeeds, you won't have to worry about your ass anymore!"

The captain:...

Why do I find that you guys are really becoming more and more indecent? Where are my former serious colleagues?

Under everyone's strong demands, the captain finally compromised.

Lin Mo was so excited to see that the captain really dressed up as a woman. [I didn't expect that there are so many people who have the same idea as me! It seems that I am also suitable for investigating and handling cases! 】

System:【I am looking forward to seeing the general wearing women's clothes. But what I want to see most is his butt. Can he let me see his butt again? Just one look!】

Lin Mo was silent for three seconds, and then said seriously:【I don't think it will work. You will be responsible for exposing such private parts here. You don't have a physical body, and you don't want a wife with a beard. The last time you saw the general's butt, you rubbed it, so you don't need to be responsible. If you see it again this time, you will be responsible.】

The system imagined the scene and said in horror:【Forget it! The wife I want to find must be a beautiful system! She must not be a 40-year-old man with a beard! 】

The people who came to help (watch the show) were almost laughing like crazy after hearing their conversation, but after this period of time, their ability to hold back their laughter has improved.

If you look closely, you can only see the tense and trembling muscles on their faces, and the slightly trembling bodies, and you can't tell that they are laughing.

The lips of the Minister of Justice are trembling, hold it back! It's time to mature after seeing such a world every day!

When Minister Lin came, he saw the tense and trembling expressions of these people.

Well, you don't have to think about it to know that something has happened to this family again, otherwise why would these people have such expressions.

After an hour of bathing, changing clothes, and makeup, the general came out coquettishly.

The first thing to show is his back, and it's amazing that this back is quite beautiful.

The general has maintained a good figure over the years, and he is the thin type, so he looks really good from the back, but he is a little tall.

But it doesn't matter, who says there can't be big-boned beauties.

Lin Mo: [Tsk tsk tsk tsk, look at her figure, I didn't expect that the general is so beautiful, not bad! I don't know if my dad can compare with him in women's clothes. My dad's face is better looking than the general, and his figure is taller than him. I guess he won't look too much like a woman after wearing women's clothes.]

Minister Lin next to him:...Just look! Why do you have to involve me!

Everyone secretly glanced at Minister Lin, he is really good-looking. As the Minister of Rites and married to Madam Lin, one of the two beauties in the capital, his appearance must be good, otherwise how could he marry such a beauty home.

I just don't know why two such excellent people would give birth to such an 'excellent' daughter.

Excellent Lin Mo is evaluating the figure of the general with the system.

Lin Mo: [The back view is quite good, I hope it won't be scary when you turn around. ]

System: [Probably not, but I think the general's butt should be raised a little more, he just wants to show his butt, otherwise how can people recognize it is him.]

Lin Mo: "General, can you turn your body around so that we can have a look."

The general stood at the door with his back to them, feeling extremely complicated.

If it weren't for protecting his daughter, how could he do such a thing!

Under everyone's gaze, the general turned around.

Lin Mo: "Hiss!"

System: [Hiss!]

Others: "Hiss!"

Lin Mo frowned and looked at him for a few times, then said in a complicated tone: "Why don't you turn around, we can just be a beauty from the back."

[Oh my God! Why is it so torn! Why does he look so much like a shemale! His brief head is more like Eunuch Li than Eunuch Li! 】

Eunuch Li, who was hiding in the crowd in disguise with Emperor Xuande: ...Excuse me, are you polite!

Minister Lin really wanted to cover the mouth of this little bastard, but the problem is that she is not talking with her mouth!

The system also said with emotion: [This is the first time I have seen a beauty from behind in real life. I hope the flower thief will not be scared to death, but being scared to death is not bad, at least our goal has been achieved. 】

Lin Mo: [Then we have to see the performance of Lord Taiwei. Just like you said, let our Lord Taiwei become an attacking Taiwei! 】

God damn attacking Taiwei! Everyone was about to laugh in their hearts.

The prince and the two princes at the door were smiling happily with their big teeth showing.

In order to dress up, they even glued beards on their faces. They are indeed the father and son of the emperor. The father and son have exactly the same ideas and even ran over to eat melons together.

"Brother, I didn't expect that the Taiwei looks good from behind when he is dressed up." It was the first time for the third prince to see a man dressed as a woman.

The prince touched his fake beard and said, "Of course, it can be ordinary if it can let the flower-picking thief see your back and buttocks."

The second prince: "First of all, I don't know if it's ordinary, but is it really okay for the three of us to squat at the door? Why can't we hide in the crowd like our father?" It's really

embarrassing for the three of them to squat at the door like beggars! This is not the way to watch a play! It makes them look a little stupid!

At the strong request of the second prince, the three of them still hid in the crowd, and then met their father smoothly.

Looking at the three strange-looking sons, Emperor Xuande:...

These three guys are here too! Didn't we let them review memorials in the palace!

Time soon came to the evening. There were many people in the Taiwei Mansion today. It was estimated that the flower-picking thief also knew that they would be well prepared.

Just when everyone was waiting and drowsy, the system woke them up with a cry.

[Ah! The flower-picking thief has come, and has entered the Taiwei's room disguised as a woman! ]

Lin Mo: [Then why didn't you say it earlier! ]

System: [I also need time to search, it's okay, it's okay, the Taiwei will take action later. Anyway, this Taiwei Mansion has been surrounded. 】

After hearing the system's words, everyone perked up their spirits (to watch the show). Anyway, this flower-picking thief could not escape, and the Taiwei Mansion had been surrounded by them. The reason why they

allowed people to come in and out just now was to let him in, but now it is not so easy to go out.

The Taiwei sat on the bed with his back to the door.

As soon as the flower-picking thief came in, he recognized that this was the beauty he saw last time. Look at that butt. Most people can't grow such a perfect butt.

"Beauty, I'm here. What's the use of calling so many people? They didn't recognize me."

The flower-picking thief didn't hear what the system said just now. His heart and eyes were full of his beauty, and the distance was still a bit far.

In order to prevent Lin Mo's thoughts from being discovered, everyone arranged for her to be at a particularly safe distance.

Lin Mo was particularly touched, thinking that this was everyone's care for him.

System: [Oh my god! The general has started acting, and his acting skills are pretty good! He actually lured that flower thief into bed!]

Lin Mo took a breath of cold air: [Are we really going to stage the attack of the general?]

Everyone also took a breath of cold air, this scene is a bit exciting just to imagine!

Chapter 43: Tooth stuck in apple, Lin Mo drools at the eunuch

Chapter 43: Teeth stuck in apple, Lin Mo drools at the eunuch

At this moment, the general in the room is about to collapse. The flower thief is very proud and keeps smiling and saying, "Beauty, turn around quickly. Although your back is also beautiful, I also want to see what you look like."

"Beauty, I also know that my reputation outside is not very good, but I am willing to give up a large area of ​​flowers outside for you and turn back for you!"

General: ... Then I really thank you.

The system outside imitated the tone of this flower thief so vividly that Lin Mo could hardly control the smile on his face.

[Oh my God! Is the charm of the general so great! You can make this flower-picking thief turn over a new leaf without even showing his face! 】

Other people simply couldn't imagine what the scene would look like for you. They felt sorry for the general, but they were also glad that the flower-picking thief didn't go to their house that night, otherwise there would be someone else in the room now.

Lin Mo really wanted to lean over to the window to see, but her father always stayed by her side and refused to leave. He would glare at her if she moved a little.

Lin Mo: [What should I do? I really want to go over and take a look, but my father is really in the way.]

System: [It's okay, it's okay. It doesn't matter if you go over to take a look. I'll just tell you.]

[Ah! The general took action! Ah! The general grabbed the lifeblood of the flower-picking thief! 】

As soon as the system finished speaking, a scream came from the voice.

"Ahhhh! Who are you? Where is my beauty! Let go of me!"

The people outside rushed in, and then there was a burst of crackling.

Lin Mo also ran in during the chaos, and Minister Lin didn't stop her.

The scene inside was particularly exciting. The flower-stealing thief couldn't get away at all because the general grabbed his lower body and refused to let go.

Just kidding, the general thought about it seriously. If you grab other places, this person might really run away, but as a man, he knows that this is the most vulnerable place for men.

As long as you grab this place, he will definitely not be able to run away. No man is willing to give up this and run away.

Looking at this scene, Lin Mo said with emotion: "Sir Taiwei is really a hero among men! He can dress up as a woman and catch thieves! Awesome!"

The flower thief was almost crazy, "You officials are so shameless, you are actually men dressed up as women, who is the beauty I like!"

The Minister of Justice had someone tie up the flower thief and said with a smile: "The one next to you is your beauty, didn't you recognize her from the back?"

"You said you are a flower thief, your eyesight is really not very good, you can't recognize whether it is a man or a woman."

"Thanks to our Sir Taiwei for his wisdom and courage, we caught you this time."

The Taiwei is now washing his hands vigorously: dirty! His hands won't be infected with disease!

The emperor, the crown prince and two other princes were hiding in the crowd, looking at the scene in astonishment.

Emperor Xuande exclaimed in amazement: "I never thought he could do such a thing. It's amazing enough that he can dress up as a woman, but he can be even more shameless!"

The crown prince: "Maybe he was influenced by Lord Kobayashi. Look at her, she's a girl standing there without any shyness. The way she smiles, I really don't know which young man in the capital will marry her in the future. I guess there's no one in the capital who can match her."

As soon as the crown prince said this, the emperor and the two princes were silent.

They really didn't seem to have considered this problem, but no one would dare to marry this weirdo.

Otherwise, everything about your family will be exposed in a minute, making you the hot spot of the whole capital!

The Taiwei Mansion was really bustling that night, but it also solved a big problem.

This flower thief is shameless, but I didn't expect that there is someone more shameless than him. Now it depends on who is more invincible.

When Lin Mo followed his father back, he was still talking to the system about this matter.

Lin Mo: [System, will the news that the Taiwei dressed as a woman spread throughout the capital tomorrow? ]

System: [I think so. The rich people in the capital are very idle every day. You see, every time something happens to you, it spreads throughout the capital. The Taiwei will soon replace you and become a celebrity in the capital! ]

Lin Mo: [I didn't expect that my top position would be squeezed out by someone. It's okay, let him take this position! 】

Minister Lin: ...

Why do I feel that this position will be taken back by you soon?

Although he didn't understand what the term "top stream" meant, it should mean the first.

Sometimes Minister Lin's feeling was really correct. During the morning court the next day, Lin Mo was rewarded with an apple by the emperor. She happily took a big bite, and then she was embarrassed.

"Ahhhhh!"

Lin Mo pointed at the apple in her mouth and kept yelling. Others didn't know what was going on when they saw her like this.

Lin Mo kept shouting in her heart: [Help, help! The apple is stuck in my mouth! My teeth are stuck in the apple and I can't pull it out! ]

The system said angrily: [I knew it would be like this! Why did you bite such a big apple? Now it's stuck. 】

【I have never seen anyone get stuck while eating an apple. 】

The emperor who gave the apple: ...

The ministers watching: ...

This is really a strange thing, eating an apple and getting stuck in the mouth.

Emperor Xuande waved his hand, and then Eunuch Li brought a knife.

"Don't move, Lord Xiaolin, I can pull your tooth out later."

Eunuch Li carefully cut off the edge of the apple. While cutting, he suddenly felt that his other hand holding the apple was a little wet.

Looking down, my goodness, this person is really drooling!

The system said in surprise: [You are actually drooling at a eunuch! You are not my host anymore! Eunuch

Li's hand trembled, and he almost put the knife into Lin Mo's mouth.

Lin Mo looked at the knife stabbing into his mouth, and his eyes were about to fall out of his head in fear.

Oh my god, please control yourself! But even so, she still managed to get out of her mind and scold the system .

Lin Mo: [You are the one drooling at the eunuch, I can't stop the saliva with an apple in my mouth! How come the taste of a good sentence changes when you say it, are you a mentally retarded system? ]

Minister Lin has already covered his face with his right hand: Shame on you!

It took a long time before Lin Mo was rescued. When she was rescued, the whole court was quiet, and only the sound of her slurping saliva could be heard.

The main reason was that this scene was really not very pretty. A young girl drooling at a eunuch, no one would believe it if she told others, although drooling was also uncontrollable.

Emperor Xuande coughed lightly, and then said, "Don't be so anxious when eating, eat slowly, Xiaolin, no one is fighting with you for this apple, why don't others get stuck?"

System: [Who said no! Although they didn't get stuck! But someone knocked out his teeth! It's still in his mouth now!]

Lin Mo slurped his saliva and his eyes lit up instantly, [Who!]

Everyone who had just received the apple was shocked, it's over! Another person is going to be ruined!

Chapter 44 Si Nong talks nonsense, while General Chen dances passionately in the court!

Chapter 44 Si Nong spurted out his teeth, General Chen danced in the court!

The man with the broken tooth was panicked, what should he do!

Why is this apple so hard! Where did the emperor get this apple from! They don't have iron teeth or copper teeth, how can they bite such a hard apple!

The system has already started to tell Lin Mo who the man with the broken tooth is.

[Look to your left front, that person seems to be Lord Si Nong. ]

Si Nong spurted out the teeth in his mouth in a panic, and then the person standing in front of him only felt something hit the back of his neck, and then something slid down his collar into his clothes.

The person in front: ???

The person standing next to Si Nong was stunned at first: What just happened, what just spurted out of his mouth!

Lin Mo looked over and saw the scene just now.

[Oh my God! The real-life version of the Pea Shooter! He spurted out his own tooth! ]

System: [Yes, and the tooth fell into someone else's clothes. ]

The emperor sitting on the top saw this scene clearly, he bit his lips and used all his strength to turn his head away.

Can't laugh, can't laugh, I'm the emperor! How can I laugh at my subjects, I must not laugh!

The serious prince has been holding his nose so hard that his nostrils are dilated. He is the future crown prince and needs to be stable, so he can't laugh on this occasion.

At this moment, the person standing in front of Si Nong was about to collapse.

"What did you spit into my neck! Are you sick? You spit everything out in front of you!"

The official in front began to twist, trying to shake the tooth out of his clothes.

Now the tooth is tightly attached to the skin on his waist. There is a belt around his waist, so the tooth is stuck there.

Lin Mo looked at the coquettish figure of this adult, and the whole person was trembling, trying to hold back laughter.

[Hahahaha! I didn't expect that this adult who looks quite majestic could twist his body so coquettishly. I don't know if he twisted the tooth out. ]

The system now hates itself for not having a video recording function, otherwise it would be able to record this scene.

The pea shooter just now and the water snake dance now, this is a rare scene!

Next to the official who danced the water snake dance was Minister Lin. Minister Lin looked at the crazy person next to him and silently moved two steps to the side.

The others were almost going crazy from laughing, not to mention that General Chen's twisted posture was really seductive.

Si Nong looked at General Chen who was twisting wildly in front of him, and immediately stepped forward to help with a smile, "I'm sorry, General, I'll help you."

Si Nong smiled particularly apologetically, but his smile made everyone unable to hold back.

He was missing one of his front teeth, so when he smiled now, his front tooth was a black hole.

"Haha!"

A loud laugh broke out in the court, and Emperor Xuande really couldn't hold it in any longer.

Lin Mo laughed so hard that her whole body was almost bent like a shrimp, and there were many people who had the same experience as her.

A handsome uncle now lost his front teeth while eating an apple, and spat his front teeth into the collar of the person in front of him. He didn't know how to describe this series of events.

Even the system's voice was split by laughter: [No, no, I feel like my radio waves are turbulent from laughing. ]

[It seems that you can't fill teeth here, so Lord Si Nong will have to be missing a front tooth in the future, right. ]

Lin Mo: [I don't know about this. I don't know anything about dentistry, but I think there should be no technology for filling teeth now. 】

The situation over there with Si Nong and General Chen was still in chaos.

General Chen said angrily: "Why are you spraying your teeth when you say you have nothing to do! If you have this ability, then go to the battlefield and use your teeth to spray the enemy first! I want to see how many times you can spray with your teeth!"

Si Nong nodded vigorously and apologized, "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry."

Feeling the saliva sprayed on his face, General Chen took a deep breath and said with gritted teeth: "Hurry up and shut up, you spray your teeth and then spit! Are you a sprayer!"

These two people are here like they are acting in a comedy. Maybe General Chen doesn't think this is a comedy, but everyone is really happy to watch it.

In the end, Emperor Xuande asked two people to help them take out the tooth.

After the morning court session, Si Nong looked at his tooth and felt particularly sad.

Although he didn't let the little ancestor eat his melon today, he lost a tooth!

When the officials passed by him, they patted his shoulders sympathetically.

Even the emperor felt a little sorry for him, after all, he was the one who gave him the apple.

"Lord Sinon, the emperor said that he would find a skilled craftsman to make you a false tooth, which will definitely be able to pass off the fake as the real one." Eunuch Li tried hard to ignore the black hole in the man's mouth and said in a calm tone, "Just be a little more careful when you speak, and don't speak too harshly, otherwise it would be impolite to spit saliva on other people's faces."

Sinon made a long bow, "Thank you very much for the emperor's gift!"

The initials of the word "賜" made Eunuch Li squint his eyes, and saliva splashed into his eyes.

Eunuch Li wiped his eyes with his sleeve and sighed, "If you have nothing to do, go back first, take a good rest, and don't worry too much about the seeds."

Si Nong is in charge of agriculture. He is really busy during this period. This man is good at everything but a little too honest.

Lin Mo was still laughing wildly after returning home. She also told her brother and sister everything that happened in the court.

"You have no idea how funny it is. Si Nong just blew his teeth into General Chen's collar."

"General Chen twisted his body so coquettishly to get his teeth out! Even more coquettishly than a woman. I really can't imagine that a general can make his body so soft!"

That scene immediately appeared in the minds of Lin Qi and Lin Ran.

Tsk, how come it's a bit funny and a bit eye-catching.

Is it so lively every morning court?

Lin Mo wiped the tears from her eyes and continued, "After Lord Si Nong lost his big front tooth, the hole was particularly noticeable when he smiled. I wanted to stick my finger in it when I saw it."

After hearing this, Lin Qi and Lin Ran leaned back a bit, their movements were perfectly synchronized, and then they looked at her with perverted eyes and said, "Are you okay? My tooth has fallen out and you still want to stick your finger in the gap!"

Lin Mo: "What's the big deal? If it was my father's front tooth that fell out, I would have done it a long time ago. That hole is really attractive!"

Minister Lin, who had just walked in: ...

Chapter 45 The Third Prince of Xijiang Eloped with a Man

Chapter 45 The Third Prince of Xijiang Eloped with a Man

Lin Mo was still talking enthusiastically, not noticing that his elder brother and elder sister's faces had changed.

"I wonder if our father would spit like Lord Si Nong when he spoke if his teeth really fell out." Lin Mo couldn't help laughing when he thought of that scene.

The system was stunned. It completely forgot to remind Lin Mo. Lin Qi and Lin Ran in front of him were blinking their eyes so hard that they were about to cramp.

Why don't you turn your head and take a look! Both of us are blinking so hard that our eyes are about to cramp!

Lin Ran really wanted to turn her head around manually. Why is this person's reaction ability so poor!

Lin Mo looked at the distorted expressions of his brother and sister, and asked with concern: "Big brother and sister, are the muscles on your faces cramped? Do you want me to rub them for you?"

The system finally reacted, [Rubbing your ass! Your dad is here! He's standing behind you! ]

Your brother and sister have tortured these two pretty faces like this, and you haven't reacted yet! Usually these two people are so serious and stable!

Lin Mo took a breath of cool air when she heard the system's words, and then turned her head very slowly.

Minister Lin was standing right behind her with a dark face.

"Why don't you talk? I have no teeth, so you want to put your hand in my mouth, right? I have no teeth, so I will spit, right?" Minister Lin actually had a smile on his face when he spoke, but his smiling expression seemed particularly eerie and terrifying.

A usually serious person suddenly smiled at you, this is simply a horror story!

Lin Mo knelt down without hesitation, and then began to cry: "Dad~, I know I was wrong, I will never use you as an example again, Dad~."

The vibrato after this "ah" was particularly spiritual.

Minister Lin's face was almost as black as the bottom of a pot, and Lin Qi and Lin Ran stood beside him, lowering their heads and biting their lips.

If they didn't bite their lips, they were afraid that they would laugh.

I don't know if the crying sound is actually you howling. If someone who doesn't know what happened hears it, they might think that your father has passed away. It would be more appropriate if there is a suona sound.

The system was shocked by Lin Mo. The host's main feature is that he can bend and stretch! It has never seen such a shameless person. Oh no, I can't say that about the host. It has never seen such a sensible person!

"Get out of here quickly, go back to your yard, and make a mess for me every day." Although Minister Lin was really angry, he couldn't do anything about this guy.

What can he do with her? After all, she is his own daughter. You can't beat her to death.

How can a girl be so shameless? He educates his younger daughter in the same way as he educates his older daughter. Why does the younger daughter grow up so crooked? When

Lin Mo heard her father let her go, she immediately jumped up from the ground and dived out. This speed is really amazing.

The three Lin family members who were still in the room: ...

Lin Qi was silent for two seconds and then said, "I think Moer is quite talented in martial arts, don't you think so?"

Lin Ran twitched her mouth and nodded. How did she get out just now? Why did she feel like she saw a phantom?

Minister Lin had already closed his eyes and didn't care how she got out, as long as she didn't show up in front of him.

Lin Mo heaved a sigh of relief after coming out. She thought she was going to be beaten again.

Now even the system admires her ability to commit suicide. [Host, can you be more careful in the future? When you say bad things about others, you should also keep an eye on the west and listen to all directions. You are too obsessed with what you say. Look at your brother and sister's eyes twitching. You didn't notice it even after they gave you such a hint.]

Lin Mo said with a strong face: [Then I thought they had facial cramps. Who made them show it so subtly?]

System: [It's not obvious!]

Forget it, I won't talk to her. This person is just stupid.

After Lin Mo returned to his yard, he took out the wood carving. Looking at the wood carving, the system began to feel depressed again.

Lin Mo was very happy. "Finally, the wood carving is almost done. My skills are really good! My gift will definitely stand out from all the other gifts!"

Looking at the monkey wearing a crown and smiling in an extremely obscene way, the system said in its heart very tiredly: "Just be happy."

The news that the wood carving was finished was quickly passed to the emperor by the secret guards.

Emperor Xuande was actually quite excited when he heard the news.

"I don't know what kind of person that girl thinks I am. I should be dignified and majestic."

Eunuch Li smiled and said, "That's for sure. Lord Xiaolin will definitely carve your majesty very well."

In the next half a month, other foreign envoys arrived one after another. There were many new faces in the capital, and their appearance characteristics were also different from those of the locals.

Sometimes when Lin Mo was shopping, he would take a second look at these people. They felt like modern foreigners, but better looking than those foreigners.

As for the second prince of Western Xinjiang, he has not been out since he fell ill.

The next morning, the minister talked about these envoys again. There were many people making trouble in the capital during this period. Many foreign envoys thought that this place was the same as their own country, and civilians were slaves who could be bullied at will.

When talking about this, Lin Mo suddenly thought of the lost prince of Western Xinjiang.

[System, please talk about the prince of Western Xinjiang. Is he here? ]

Everyone immediately pricked up their ears and listened, and as usual, they lowered their voices by several degrees in order to be able to listen carefully to the gossip.

System: [Not yet. He arrived at Xirong smoothly two days ago, and was then detained by Xirong. Now Xirong is robbing Xijiang, and they want them to hand over the eldest prince. Xijiang will definitely bleed a lot this time.]

Lin Mo was speechless. Is there really nothing wrong with the eldest prince's brain? Even if you asked one more question, it wouldn't turn out like this. Aren't there any passers-by on the road? Will you die if you ask one more question?

Others didn't know what to say. Are there no normal princes in Xijiang? There are five princes in Xijiang, and only three of them are competitive, namely the eldest, the second and the third.

The eldest is stupid, and the second is not his biological son, so there is only the third.

Lin Mo was also very curious about the future of Xijiang. [System, who do you think will be the successor of Xijiang? The eldest and the second are not good enough, so the third is the only one left.]

System: [Oh, I forgot to tell you, the third prince of Xijiang eloped with a man, and now Xijiang is in chaos.]

Lin Mo took a breath of cool air, and the others took a breath of cool air in their hearts.

Is it so exciting! A prince eloped with a man?

Emperor Xuande frowned and suddenly felt that this matter was a bit familiar.

Uh...his uncle also ran away with a man, but it was not eloping, it was running away openly. together!

Chapter 31 You actually want the crown prince and the second prince to get together!

The second prince now really wants to cover the mouth of the system, but he doesn't dare.

Lin Mo originally wanted to hear about the second prince of Xijiang, but now that the system said so, she is even more curious about their country's second prince.

[Tongzi, you can talk about the second prince of Xijiang later. Now let's talk about our second prince. What do you think is wrong with his sex life? Is it that he can't last long or that he can't have sex?] The

second prince took a deep breath: Who can't have sex! If you can't have sex, then I can't have sex! All

the ministers, including the emperor above, were secretly looking at the second prince, but the look in their eyes was a little unclear, and the position they were looking at seemed a little wrong.

But fortunately, the system proved his innocence.

System: [There is enough time, and it is quite good, but it is too rigid and the postures are too scarce. You don't know how the Second Prince's wife and the two concubines complain about him behind his back. No matter who of these three people sleeps with the Second Prince, they will definitely have a complaining meeting the next day.]

Lin Mo took a look at the handsome Second Prince, and imagined the scene of the Second Prince's wife and the two concubines complaining about him. This time he really couldn't help it.

[Hahaha! How did he do it? All three women are dissatisfied with him! Isn't it said that men are born with it?]

System: [In fact, there is only one main reason. The Second Prince is unwilling to learn. He always thinks he is very powerful and has an inexplicable self-confidence, and then he uses the same posture to the end. 】

【You don't know what the Second Prince's wife said about him. She said that after being married to the Second Prince for so many years, she didn't learn anything else, but her acting ability has improved. 】

【But there is an advantage to the Second Prince being like this. 】

Lin Mo: 【What advantage? 】

Everyone also pricked up their ears to listen. Can this thing have any advantages?

The Second Prince himself is now almost dying of shame and anger. The Crown Prince and the Third Prince are afraid that he will lose control of his emotions on the spot, so they hold him tightly.

No matter what, it can't affect them from eating melons!

The system laughed obscenely and said: 【The Second Prince relied on his own strength to make the Second Prince's wife and the two concubines become a faction, and the house fight was stopped for the first time! Awesome! 】

【Now these three women have to deal with the Second Prince every day. They even exchange acting skills in private, and even shirk responsibility with each other. When the Second Prince's wife was pregnant with her first child, she simply wanted to set off firecrackers to celebrate! Because she wouldn't have to sleep with him anymore! 】

Lin Mo was almost dying of laughter, and her laughter was like a sword piercing the Second Prince's heart.

The Second Prince was completely numb now. Why did this system even know about his sexual life? What else could it do when it was full?

And why would his Princess and Concubine treat him like this! They were even complaining about him together!

The crown prince looked at his brother who had lost all hope in life, and said to him with pity: "Second brother, it's okay, as long as you are able to do it. You can learn more about this matter. I have collected many rare books. I will have someone send a few to you after the court session. You should learn them well!"

The third prince also said schadenfreude: "Yes, second brother, even if you don't think about yourself, you have to think about the three sisters-in-law. They are so tired to act with you every day!" The

second prince looked at the two brothers expressionlessly, and said dejectedly: "Can you two stop talking now? Can you let me be alone and quiet for a while?"

It was impossible to be quiet, because everyone in the court was secretly looking at him, including his respected father.

Emperor Xuande looked at his son with a look of disappointment, "How can you fail in this matter! Didn't someone send you a picture album when you got married? Can't you learn it well?" The

emperor knew that his second son always liked to be prudish, but he didn't expect that he would be prudish in this matter and force the princess and the concubine into this state. While

other people's harems were fighting among themselves, his harem was united against the outside world (the second prince). It must be said that he is really a genius! He is really a genius in balancing his wives and concubines! After

Lin Mo laughed enough, he quietly wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and then said with emotion: "I didn't expect the second prince to be such a person. You can't tell from his appearance. 】

System: [That's right. Last time you said that the Third Prince was a smiling tiger. These brothers are smart on the surface. Don't think that the Crown Prince looks very stable now. In fact, he plays very freely in private! 】

The smile on the corner of the Crown Prince's mouth was retracted in an instant, and the Second Prince's heart was suddenly relieved.

Everyone's eyes secretly looked at the Crown Prince again, so the main point today is to eat royal melons, right!

Why is the Crown Prince playing so freely? Could it be that he is messing around!

Even the emperor above is a little worried. He is still very satisfied with his eldest son. He is proficient in literary talent, military strategy, and governing the country. He should not make mistakes in women! The Crown Prince

is in the same mood as the Second Prince now. He wants to cover the mouth of this system.

Lin Mo chuckled, but this laugh was filled with a very obscene smell.

Everyone present felt offended when they heard this laugh.

Minister Lin had been standing there for a long time and was already numb. Let this world be destroyed!

Emperor Xuande rubbed the goose bumps on his hands and thought depressedly in his heart: Why does this girl's laughter make people feel so uncomfortable? How can a girl have such a laugh?

Lin Mo didn't know what everyone was thinking. He just wanted to know how the prince was open-minded.

[Tongzi, don't keep me in suspense! Tell me how the prince was open-minded! I remember that the prince seemed to have only one princess consort! There were no other concubines. Among the three princes, it seemed that only the second prince had a concubine. 】

System: [When I say open, I don't mean what you think. I mean the Crown Prince and the Crown Princess are open in their tricks. You don't know how open they are! They form a sharp contrast with the Second Prince's Jianshou! 】

[The Crown Prince also collects many, many rare books, at least a few big boxes, and he can learn! 】

This system is very spiritual. The Crown Prince is now like a cooked tomato.

What a sin! The stable image that has been maintained for so many years has now collapsed in an instant!

The emperor above also looked at his eldest son with a complicated look in his eyes. I didn't expect you to be such a Crown Prince!

Why can't these two sons balance each other a little? One plays too openly and the other doesn't know how to play! It's really worrying!

Lin Mo's thoughts are the same as the emperor's. [I think the crown prince and the second prince should get together. When the crown prince has nothing to do, he can guide the second prince!]

The system took a breath of cold air when it heard this: [Let the crown prince guide the second prince, so you want them to be gay! Longyang Zhihao, then one of them must not be good!]

Hearing the system's words, everyone present took a breath of cold air in their hearts. The crown prince and the second prince were choked by their own saliva.

Lin Mo actually wants them to be gay!

Although they don't mean to be gay, but the system said that Longyang Zhihao, they understand the meaning, and being gay should be the same as Longyang Zhihao.

Chapter 32 The Second Prince of Xijiang, who wasted his time and energy

Chapter 32 The Second Prince of Xijiang who wasted his energy and effort The Crown

Prince and the Second Prince looked at each other, and then together pulled the Third Prince who was standing next to them to watch the show, between them.

This way they could be separated! Perfect!

Third Prince: ???

Lin Mo was also stunned when she heard what the system said. She really didn't expect the system to be so open-minded, and even knew about homosexuality!

[Tongzi, I found that I really underestimated you. I thought that your mind was so open-minded. Did I say that they should be gay? ]

System: [Didn't you just say that the Crown Prince should guide the Second Prince? Doesn't this mean being gay? ]

Lin Mo was speechless to the system, and at the same time didn't know how to answer its question.

The ministers began to look at the crown prince and the second prince with strange eyes. The emperor above touched his chin and looked at his sons while thinking, both sons are good-looking, it would be pleasing to the eyes if they were together.

As he thought about it, his mind flew away. No, no! This is his son! Can't let your mind wander! But if you think about it for a while, others don't know, so let your mind fly a little!

In fact, the royal family is not without the good of the dragon and the yang. The uncle of Emperor Xuande, that is, the brother of the late emperor, liked men, and he gave up his status for a man and lived in seclusion in the mountains with that man.

As for how it is now, I don't know, but it should be living a good life, because when that prince left, he almost emptied his palace and borrowed some silver from the late emperor.

Well, the silver has not been repaid yet.

They were already poor as emperors, and the money they borrowed made their situation even worse.

But now, even if we want them to pay it back, we don't know where they are. There are so many places to go in this world, and they are still secluded, who knows where they have gone. But

the prince and that man were indeed very handsome. Among the princes of the previous emperor, only the prince was the most handsome.

Eunuch Li looked at the emperor and began to daydream, and coughed twice.

Your Majesty, what are you daydreaming about at this time!

Emperor Xuande came back to his senses when he heard the sound of Eunuch Li coughing. He looked at Eunuch Li awkwardly and turned his head a little embarrassed.

Lin Mo below began to explain to the system that she was not asking the crown prince and the second prince to be gay, but just wanted the two brothers to help each other.

The eldest brother is like a father. As an elder brother, you can't just watch your younger brother and his wife have incestuous sex, right? Don't you agree?

The system's brain was a mess after hearing this, although it didn't have a brain. [Alright, alright, stop talking. The more you talk, the less I understand. Anyway, I roughly understand what you mean. Do you still want to listen to the gossip of the second prince of Xijiang?]

The system began to shift attention. Lin Mo's heart, which was originally anxious to explain, was immediately attracted here. The

prince breathed a sigh of relief. Oh my God! This is really too torturous! He is now extremely grateful to the second prince of Xijiang. Thank him for saving him from the dire situation!

This gossip about the young mother's literature attracted the attention of everyone in the court, especially the emperor.

Tsk tsk tsk, this King of Xijiang is too miserable, he was actually cuckolded by his own son, fortunately his sons are all decent people.

The decent prince, the second prince, and the third prince stood below with excitement eating melons, eating their own melons is not as delicious as eating other people's melons.

The ministers in the court are really hard-working, not only can they not delay discussing national affairs, but they also have to pay attention to eating melons, it's not easy!

System: [The second prince of Xijiang is a complete contrast to your second prince. He is also the kind of person who likes to play openly, but not as loyal as your prince. ]

The loyal prince smiled slightly. This system should be complimenting him. He also thinks he is very loyal. He only loves the crown princess.

Lin Mo: [So did the second prince of Xijiang only slept with that noble concubine? 】

The system chuckled twice, [No, no, no, except for his own mother, he has slept with basically all of his father's concubines! So why did he say his father's favorite, because his father's harem are all his women! With the wind blowing on his pillow every day, his father must think that this son is the best! 】

The ministers and the emperor present took a breath of cool air at the same time. The crown prince and the two princes didn't know what to say, they could only express their admiration for this man!

Lin Mo's worldview has exploded, and his CPU has exploded. This second prince of Western Xinjiang is too awesome! There has never been such a strange person from ancient times to the present!

Even in the history of the real world, you can't find such a person even if you flip through the history of five thousand years!

He slept with all of his father's wives except his own mother. This is really an amazing person among amazing people!

Lin Mo asked the system seriously: [Excuse me, is his kidney okay? How old is this second prince? How many concubines does his father have in the harem?]

System: [This second prince is 28 this year. His father has a total of 123 concubines in the harem. You emperors are so shabby, with only a few.]

The shabby emperor widened his eyes slightly: ... What does this have to do with me! Although I have only a few concubines, I have not been cuckolded! It was my own son who was cuckolded.

The officials below lowered their heads one after another. From their shaking shoulders and the frequency of their coughs, it can be seen that they are struggling to hold back their laughter.

The system also added: [But it is understandable. Your emperor has been mending his underwear for so many years, how can he afford to keep so many concubines? Oh, he is wearing a new pair of red underwear today, with a pig embroidered on it, very beautiful! ]

"Puff!" Some people really couldn't help but spray it out, but they had to hold it back halfway, after all, they couldn't expose themselves.

Lin Mo didn't have this concern. Her laughter echoed in the hall like thunder. I don't know how a girl can laugh so deeply.

The Emperor Xuande above was numb. If he had known earlier, he would not wear this pair of underwear today. Who gave him this pair of underwear!

The third prince whispered, "This pair of underwear that the system is talking about seems to be a gift from me. I asked someone to make it for me, but someone took it by mistake and sent it over."

The crown prince and the second prince were speechless: "

How old are you? You still embroider piglets on your underwear! And they are red underwear!"

The system didn't feel anything about the fact that it betrayed the emperor. It continued to talk about the second prince of Xijiang.

[Although Xijiang is not as powerful as your country, they are really rich, and they are rich in jade and various gems. You will know tomorrow, the second prince is covered with gold and gems, he looks very rich.]

[This second prince is on this diplomatic mission to your country for his own reputation. He can represent the country to other countries, which shows how high his status is in Xijiang now.]

Lin Mo: [That's right, he slept with them. To put it nicely, he slept with his father's concubines. To put it bluntly, he used his body to exchange for the opportunity for those concubines to say good things for him. Tsk tsk tsk, it's not easy! 】

【I don't know who slept with whom. She coveted the body of the second prince, and the second prince just wanted someone's words. I feel that he is the one who is at a disadvantage. He wants the women in the harem to speak for him, so he must say nice things and work hard to serve those concubines, which takes a lot of effort. 】

Everyone: ...

Emperor: ...

Minister Lin: ...Why do I have a daughter like this? Why does she know so much!

Although everyone thinks that Lin Mo's idea is very unusual, why does this sound reasonable?

Chapter 33 What is that thing you carved? The species has changed!

Chapter 33 What the hell are you carving? The species has changed!

All the melons we ate this morning were from the royal family. Needless to say, the melons from the royal family are delicious!

Not long after the second prince returned home, a large group of people came outside.

"Your Highness, this was sent by His Royal Highness the Crown Prince. If you have time, you can take a good look at it."

"This was sent by His Royal Highness the Third Prince. He also asked me to bring you a message: learning never ends!"

"Your Highness the Second Prince, this was sent by the Emperor. He told you not to embarrass him and to study hard whenever you have time."

Other ministers also sent a lot of random things, filling the room half full.

There were even things to nourish the body. The main point was to have everything!

Second Prince: ...

You are sick! Why are you sending these medicinal herbs! My body is fine!

Lin Mo went to carve wood sculptures as soon as she got home. She had already found the wood, but she hadn't started yet. Yes, she hadn't started at all!

"Ahhh! Why is it so difficult!"

Lin Mo lay on the table and kept wailing. The system didn't know how to help her.

[I remember that you are very good at carving wood sculptures. When you have nothing to do, don't you carve a lot of strange things for yourself, such as the duck under your bed.]

Lin Mo replied speechlessly: [That's not a duck, it's a swan.]

System:...

[The one on your table should be a dog, right? It looks like the long-haired dog in your house.]

Lin Mo replied expressionlessly: [No, this is a lion. Can't you see that this is a lion? 】

She carved it so much like it, it shouldn't be hard to tell!

System: ...

The system suddenly felt that it was not a good idea to suggest that she carve a wood sculpture. This was completely changing the species!

The system pondered for a while, and then said seriously: [Why don't you change the gift? Your wood sculpture is good, but it's a bit abstract. You are an abstract artist, but abstract artists were not understood at first.]

The system's words were very tactful, so tactful that Lin Mo felt that the system was complimenting her.

She was moved and said to the system: [I knew that you were the one who understood me the most. I also think that I am an artist! But there are too few people who understand me, alas~.]

System: ...Well, you seem to have missed the point. My point is abstract art, not artist.

How does it feel that the host's brain is smart from time to time? You just think she is very smart, but she is foolish. You think she is not smart, but she is very clever sometimes.

The main point is that she is not smart when she should be smart, and she is smart when she should not be smart!

In fact, Lin Mo's brain was still very fast in modern times, after all, she had to live and survive.

But after living in this era for more than ten years, she has made her thinking very simple.

Isn't it good to live happily every day? Why do you have to think about so many troubles, and then slowly your brain is not used much.

Living here, maybe your brain will rust, and then it will become like this.

Lin Mo did not understand the system's silence. She held the wood and said confidently: [If you want to be an artist, you can't give up halfway! I will definitely carve a perfect work! It will definitely satisfy the emperor! ]

The system suddenly had a bad premonition. Can she really carve a perfect work? Why doesn't it believe it?

During this day, Lin Mo actually worked honestly in the room, and the system watched her carve the wood into a human figure.

Looking at this human figure, the system was just about to breathe a sigh of relief, but when it came to see it again, the human figure turned into an ape with a crown on its head.

The system took a breath of cold air: [What is this thing you carved! ]

Sister! The species has changed. If you send this thing up, I'm really afraid that you will be beheaded!

Lin Mo said without raising his head: [You don't understand, this is still a semi-finished product. You will know how beautiful it is when it is finished. Although it doesn't look good now, it will look good after it is carved.]

Are you sure it will look good after it is carved! Are you serious? Semi-finished products will not change the species! Are you carving the emperor or the ancestor of mankind! Is this what the emperor looks like in your eyes?

The emperor didn't know that his image was ruined. He was still happily listening to the report of the secret guard.

"I didn't expect that girl to be able to calm down and carve wood carvings. I want to see what she can give me when the time comes."

To be honest, Emperor Xuande was looking forward to this gift.

In fact, every year on his birthday, civil and military officials would give him many gifts, some valuable, some showing their feelings, anyway, there were all kinds of gifts.

The emperor had his people secretly sell the valuables to fill the treasury, but those that showed his affection could be kept (because they couldn't be sold), so his private storehouse was full of gifts.

To be honest, there was no other emperor who could do this.

Lin Mo worked hard for an afternoon and an evening, and no one except the system knew what she had carved out looked like.

Minister Lin was also busy until the evening before returning, after all, the second prince of Xijiang was coming tomorrow, and they had to be prepared.

They were a big country, and they had to show the demeanor of a big country, so they still had to have the proper etiquette.

The first thing Minister Lin did after returning was to ask his wife Lin Mo if she had done anything wrong.

Mrs. Lin looked at her husband unhappily, and then said, "How come you say that Mo'er only knows how to cause trouble every day? Mo'er was very obedient today. She stayed in her room as soon as she came back and never came out again. I heard that she was carving a gift for the emperor."

Minister Lin paused, holding the book in his hand, and then asked suspiciously, "Then do you know what she is carving? Have you seen it?"

Mrs. Lin shook her head, "No, but the maids outside heard Mo'er praising herself, saying that she is an artist or something, so she must have carved well."

Minister Lin was skeptical, forget it, forget about that girl, and go to bed early, the second prince of Xijiang will be here tomorrow morning.

He was also very curious about the second prince of Xijiang. After all, he was a strange man who slept with all his father's concubines.

However, the emperor couldn't sleep tonight.

"What should we do? What if people from other countries can also hear the conversation between Lin Mo and the system?" This is what the emperor was afraid of.

They can listen to the scandals of other countries, but other countries must not listen to their scandals!

Eunuch Li thought for a while and replied: "Then we will know after a little test tomorrow. Anyway, Lord Xiaolin needs to be present to welcome the foreign envoy tomorrow."

Chapter 34 Do his stepmothers like that he doesn't take a bath? Do they like that he has a lot of hair?

Chapter 34 Do his step-mothers like him not to take a bath? Do they like him to be hairy?

Early the next morning, Lin Mo was pulled up by her father to welcome the second prince of Xijiang.

"Dad, this is your job, you can go by yourself, why do you have to bring me along? Today is a rare day without court, can't you let me have a good rest?"

Lin Mo was carried away, her face was extremely hopeless, and there were two super big dark circles under her eyes.

Last night, she stayed up until midnight to carve that thing, and this inspiration came and she couldn't stop it, so she had to hurry up while the inspiration was there.

Minister Lin used his other hand to help her put her hat on straight, and then said unhappily: "Do you think I am willing to take you there? It was the Emperor who asked me to take you there. Lord Li also has to go there to record it. As his subordinate, you must follow him."

"I'm warning you, you'd better behave yourself, otherwise I'll show you how I'll deal with you when I come back!"

Lin Mo: ...

How am I not being obedient? I behave myself every day, okay!

She basically doesn't say a word in court every day, and just stands by obediently every day. Is this not being obedient?

(Crowd: You don't say anything with your mouth, but your mental activities are quite interesting.)

The system looked at her like this and comforted her, saying: [Oh, it's okay, it's okay. I'll tell you a few more stories and you'll be in high spirits! ]

Minister Lin's hand trembled, and he almost threw Lin Mo out.

Lin Mo was horrified, and immediately hugged his father's thighs with his hands and feet, and then said with a trembling voice: "Dad, even if you are not used to it, don't throw me out, I am your biological child after all!"

Minister Lin: ... If you were not my biological child, you would have flown out now.

You still want to eat melons at this time. Although he is also very curious, can't you be quiet for a while now?

The emperor does not need to be present in person to receive an envoy from a small country, so the Ministry of Rites is responsible for the reception and the historian is responsible for recording.

Lin Mo followed his father expressionlessly, waiting for the second prince.

System: [Here it comes! ]

As the system spoke, everyone hurriedly looked into the distance.

As expected, the envoys from Western Xinjiang came. The one sitting on the horse and walking in front should be the second prince of Western Xinjiang.

Lin Mo narrowed his eyes and looked at the second prince carefully, then said with disdain: [Do the hair of these foreigners have such thick hair? Isn't this second prince only 28 years old, a little older than our prince, but why does he look like 30 years old to me! ]

[And looking at his big beard, I always feel that he stinks. ]

The system echoed and said: [Your feeling is not wrong, this second prince of Western Xinjiang has not taken a bath for half a month, and his body is indeed stinking, but he has covered it up with spices. ] Everyone

's face changed at once, and there was disgust in their eyes.

The expression on Minister Lin's face fell all of a sudden. He hoped that the Second Prince could not hear what this little bastard said, otherwise the peace between the two countries would be over.

Eunuch Li also followed him in disguise. What he wanted to find out was whether this foreigner could hear what Lin Mo and the system said.

"Ur, I have seen you all," the Second Prince of Xijiang performed their country's etiquette, and he looked quite honest.

Minister Lin, as the Minister of Rites, began to communicate with the Second Prince first, and the two of them tested each other back and forth.

Lin Mo stood by and could not understand what they were saying at all, but these two people looked too close, and it felt like they were very intimate when they talked.

[Tongzi? What is my father doing with the Second Prince flirting with each other? He is so close to her, doesn't he think the second prince stinks? Be careful or I will tell my mother about him flirting with other men!

Lord Li, who was standing next to her, rolled his eyes when he heard her words and was choked by his own saliva.

Lord Kobayashi! You can't talk nonsense about this matter! He is your own father!

The system is also a fool, it has no crooked intestines, it says whatever it sees.

[It shouldn't be, your father loves your mother very much, and the second prince of Xijiang also likes beautiful women but not handsome uncles. As for why they act so close, it may be just a courtesy.

The officials at the back lowered their heads and were about to go crazy. Now their emotions were extremely complicated.

First, they were afraid that Lin Mo's secret would be discovered by people from other countries, and second, they wondered why this little ancestor was eating melons without knowing the occasion!

However, judging from the expressions of the other envoys, it seemed that they should not be able to hear the conversation between Lord Lin and the system.

Eunuch Li even pretended to have misheard and asked someone if he had heard a woman's voice.

The man shook his head in confusion. How could there be any woman's voice? Except for the dwarf at the back, who was not sure whether he was a man or a woman, weren't all the others men?

The dwarf - Lin Mo.

After getting a positive answer, Eunuch Li was relieved at once. It seemed that only people from their country could hear the voice of this little ancestor.

After the courtesy, everyone present went to the palace to pay homage to the emperor.

Eunuch Li left early. After all, this matter had to be reported to the emperor in advance.

"It's good that we can't hear it. If we can't hear it, then we have the advantage. From now on, wherever there are envoys, bring that little Lin girl over. Even if she is useless, we have to listen to more jokes from people from other countries!"

Eunuch Li: ...

It's over. The emperor is getting more and more unserious. He used to suppress himself when he had no money, but now that the treasury has a little foundation, he has let himself go.

Especially now that there is a devil who is afraid of chaos in the world and eats melons every day.

"Ur, I pay my respects to His Majesty the Emperor. Long live His Majesty!"

The second prince of Xijiang saluted Emperor Xuande respectfully. To be honest, the first contact between this second prince and the second prince of our country is a polarization.

The second prince of my country is handsome and gentle, but this second prince looks like a bear.

I don't know what ability he has to attract those young ladies. Is it possible that their aesthetic standards in Western Xinjiang are different?

Lin Mo: [System, how did the second prince attract his 122 concubines with his appearance? Is it his skills in bed? Or do his concubines like that he doesn't take a bath and likes that he has a lot of hair?]

"Poof!" The third prince sprayed the tea out of his mouth without paying attention.

Everyone looked at the third prince, who smiled dryly and said, "The tea is too hot."

The tea is too hot. It was obvious that he was shocked by Lin Mo's words. Everyone present was very surprised and secretly looked at the second prince of Xijiang.

Well, he has a lot of hair, but he doesn't like to take a bath. With so much hair and not taking a bath, no wonder they produce a lot of spices there, is it to cover up the bad smell?

The second prince of Xijiang always felt that many eyes were staring at him, but when he turned around, he found that these officials were all looking at each other and no one was looking at him.

Isn't that right? Could he be wrong?

Officials: Phew~, that was a close call! We were almost discovered!

The emperor above was speechless when he saw his ministers secretly looking at others like thieves.

Every time the second prince of Xijiang turned his head, the people behind him quickly retracted their heads and eyes. It really looked particularly demonic for such a large group of people to do this action together.

Although their movements were small, the emperor sitting above could really see them clearly.

Emperor Xuande looked at Eunuch Li speechlessly, and both of them had the same helpless look in their eyes.

Can these people not be so obvious!

Chapter 35 I just reminded you to take a shower, no need to kneel down and thank me

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Chapter 35 I just reminded you to take a bath, no need to kneel down to thank me

After all, they came to celebrate the emperor's birthday, so Xijiang also brought a lot of gifts, most of which were things produced in abundance there, and they looked very beautiful and valuable.

Lin Mo looked at these things and said with a sigh: [The main thing is that if all these things are sold, they should be able to sell a lot of money. ]

System: [I think so too, oh, your emperor basically sold all the things that the ministers gave him on his birthday before, except for those that couldn't be sold and are still in his private warehouse, the rest have been turned into silver and handed over to the national treasury. ]

[I have to say that your emperor is really a good emperor, but he is too poor. Emperor

Xuande: ...

Ministers: ...

No wonder the emperor smiles so happily every time he sees those expensive gifts from them on his birthday. It turns out that they have sold all the gifts from them!

In the eyes of the emperor, the gifts they sent are probably just pure silver.

Seeing the looks from the ministers, the emperor coughed awkwardly and said, "Second Prince, you must have come a long way and been exhausted. Why don't you go down and rest first? I'll hold a welcoming banquet for you tonight so that you can experience our local customs and practices."

The Second Prince of Xijiang smiled and said, "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your consideration. I've heard that the Great Yong Dynasty is a land of vast land and rich resources and has made great achievements in all aspects. Although I have been here several times before, I was always in a hurry. Today, I can finally experience the local customs and practices of the Great Yong Dynasty."

"I heard that the three princes of His Majesty the Emperor are all outstanding. The men in our country have been practicing martial arts and archery since childhood, and they attach great importance to martial arts. The three princes of His Majesty the Emperor should be good at martial arts as well. Why don't I compete with the princes in the evening, and I can also see the princes' grace."

The faces of everyone present changed. He started to make trouble, right?

I thought the second prince of Xijiang was quite honest just now, but I didn't expect that he would start to make trouble now.

Lin Mo rarely found that the atmosphere was not right, but before she could speak, the system spoke.

[The second prince can compete with him, the second against the second, perfect! ]

[But before the competition, the second prince of Xijiang must take a fresh bath, and the smell attack is not allowed!

Lin Mo nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes, yes, no matter what, he has to take a bath first. He has not taken a bath for half a month and he is smelly. When the competition comes, the princes will not dare to hit him. It will be so dirty if they hit him!" Everyone

: ...

The tension that was finally brewed has now dissipated in an instant. Lord Xiao Lin is getting more and more skilled in controlling his emotions!

The expressions on the faces of the crown prince and the two princes are about to collapse. They are not afraid to compete with this person, but when they heard the system say that this person has not taken a bath for half a month, they really don't want to touch this person!

The third prince whispered to his two elder brothers: "Big brother and second brother, why don't you go up tonight? You know that my martial arts are not as good as yours. I can compete with him in terms of talent, but I still won't go up to show my ugliness in martial arts."

The prince said speechlessly: "You said it the other way around. Among the three of us, you have the best martial arts. As for your talent, I guess only you can see it."

The third prince: ... How can you say such words to hurt my heart! Or are you not good brothers!

Emperor Xuande looked at the second prince of Xijiang, who looked a little proud, and a hint of sarcasm appeared on his face.

"Since the second prince of Xijiang said so, let's do it this way tonight. I just don't know which of my princes you want to compete with."

The system cheered: [Second brother, second brother! Let the second brother face the second brother! ]

Second prince: ... Why does this sound so strange?

Lin Mo also started shouting in his heart, and the whole hall was filled with the echo of the second son's voice.

The emperor's temples jumped, and he tried to ignore Lin Mo's influence. Minister

Lin, who was standing next to him, was already pale.

The official standing next to Minister Lin saw that his face was so ugly, and comforted him, saying: "Don't worry too much, Minister. The emperor knows what kind of character Xiao Lin is, and he won't be too picky with Xiao Lin."

Minister Lin pulled the corner of his mouth stiffly: "I hope so."

To be honest, he had already chosen the burial site for the whole family, and it was a particularly good Feng Shui treasure land.

With a little daughter who loves to make trouble and watch dramas so much, he must make plans for the future of the whole family.

The emperor is a wise ruler, but living with the emperor is like living with a tiger. Just because the emperor likes you now does not mean that he will like you in the future. What if the emperor is in a bad mood one day? Everything this little girl does is enough to convict him.

(Emperor Xuande: Please don't slander me! I will never kill people indiscriminately! Especially for such a happy person!)

The second prince of Xijiang could not hear what Lin Mo said, and he first looked at the prince.

"I have heard that the prince is both a man of letters and a man of war. Why don't I compete with the prince tonight?"

Lin Mo knew it would be like this. After all, he came here to cause trouble, so he must pick the one with the highest status.

System: [Didn't you say that the second son would fight against the second son? Why did this person suddenly pick the prince? Since he is the second prince, shouldn't he also pick the second prince? 】

Lin Mo: [How is our prince's martial arts? 】

Lin Mo is concerned about this now. Between other countries and our country, the prince must be on our side!

System: [It's okay, he is comparable to the second prince of Xijiang, but his strength may not be as great as his. It's best to win by trickery. 】

Lin Mo thought for a while and began to think of a solution.

[System, tonight you help find Poshuan and help find a solution, and then I will yell and tell the prince. They didn't say they can't help off the field! 】

System: [Yeah! Don't worry, I will definitely help find Poshuan and let your prince kill him! 】

Lin Mo: ... It's not necessary to kill him.

All the officials present suddenly felt relieved. With the help of the system, there should be no problem tonight.

Emperor Xuande touched his chin with a smile in his eyes. Although this little girl from the Lin family usually behaves in a wild and unruly manner, she still cares about the country very much. Not bad.

When the Second Prince of Xijiang was about to leave, the system reminded him: [Why don't you remind the Second Prince to take a bath? Although he is as good as the Crown Prince in martial arts, his attack power will be greatly increased with the addition of the poison gas attack.]

The official was just about to see how Lin Mo would remind the Second Prince, but Lin Mo rushed up from behind and shouted at the top of his voice: "Second Prince, please take a bath before the banquet tonight. You smell a bit strong!"

Emperor: !!!

Everyone: !!!

Minister Lin: ...Destroy it...

The Second Prince of Xijiang had already walked to the door, but she stumbled at the door after she shouted.

From Lin Mo's perspective, this person was kneeling down to pay her respects.

Lin Mo: "No need to kneel down to thank me, I just kindly reminded you."

[This person is quite polite, he even knelt down to me, is this how they say thanks in their country?]

Everyone was speechless again, this time even the system didn't know what to say to her.

System: [Uh... Just be happy], her eyes are almost killing you, your insensitivity is a bit too strong!

Chapter 36: Grab his feet and punch his lower body!

Chapter 36 Grab his feet and punch his lower body!

Lin Mo felt that she had performed very well just now, with a loud voice and a sincere tone, otherwise how could this man kneel down, he must have been moved by her sincere proposal.

Lin Mo opened her mouth and wanted to say a few more words, but Minister Lin and Lord Li next to her looked at each other and covered her mouth at the same time, and then the two of them carried Lin Mo out of the battlefield.

Lin Mo couldn't utter a word with her mouth covered, [What are you doing? What are you doing? I'm so moved, what's wrong with me chatting with me! 】

The second prince of Xijiang got up from the ground with a dark face, and said in a sinister tone: "I didn't expect that the Great Yong Dynasty actually had female officials. I don't know which family this lady is from, but she is so beautiful."

When Emperor Xuande heard this, his expression immediately sank, "If the second prince of Xijiang has nothing to do, please leave first."

As soon as the emperor's voice fell, the guards outside took the second prince of Xijiang out first.

The second prince of Xijiang: ??? Is this how you treat guests! The

second prince of our family has left, so these envoys naturally can't stay here, so they all left in a short while.

The officials also went back to their homes. They had to come to attend the banquet in the evening. I don't know what the second prince of Xijiang will do next.

Lin Mo was taken back by her father. Minister Lin was about 1.8 meters tall, and Lin Mo was only about 1.6 meters tall because she was still young, so the scene of her being taken away was really funny.

The three princes looked at the backs of the father and daughter and shook their heads and sighed at the same time.

The third prince asked curiously, "How did Minister Lin raise such a lively daughter? His eldest son and daughter are both dignified and steady, so why does Lin Mo have such a personality?" The second prince thought for

a while, then said unsurely, "Lin Mo should be their biological child, right?"

Upon hearing this, the crown prince slapped his two younger brothers on the back of their heads, "What are you talking about! The three siblings of the Lin family look so alike, how could they not be biological children? Although Lin Mo's personality is a little lively, her appearance is still impeccable, but her temperament often makes people ignore her appearance."

(Lin Mo: I have such an awesome temperament, don't I?)

After being taken home, Lin Mo immediately found an excuse to go back to her room and start carving her statue, while talking to the system about what to do tonight.

[System, you have to be careful tonight, we can only win and not lose here! ]

The system replied affirmatively: [Don't worry! I will never let the prince lose! ]

The evening banquet was attended by some officials. Lin Mo found a place close to the stands, which was also the position specially arranged for her by the emperor.

System: [Tsk tsk tsk tsk, this second prince of Xijiang actually secretly took a hidden weapon. There is a retractable knife inserted in the shoe on his foot. It's too insidious and cunning! ]

Lin Mo: !!!

The faces of the emperor and the ministers also changed, and the emperor looked at his eldest son worriedly.

The prince nodded affirmatively to the emperor. Since they knew that this man had hidden weapons on his shoes, it would be easy to deal with him. They just had to avoid him later.

"Your Highness, please come in," the second prince of Xijiang said with a smile on his face.

He looked rough and burly, standing next to the prince with an upright posture and gentle temperament. He was really an uncivilized animal.

Lin Mo really felt that his eyes were burned.

[Tsk, this is the nth time I have sighed at the appearance of the second prince. Do the women there have such strong tastes? Do they like this type? ]

[I think his mothers may have never seen a man before, so they are so fond of him. After all, compared with an old man, they probably can accept a bear. ]

The system exclaimed: [How did you know! I was just about to tell you! Those women in his father's harem have indeed never seen a man before, and things are valuable because they are rare. Moreover, the second prince has good capital and serves them very attentively. 】

After hearing the system's words, the officials lowered their heads or tilted their heads, but they all did one thing in common, which was biting their lower lips and trying to hold back their laughter.

But their eyes were all focused on the lower body of the second prince of Xijiang.

The envoys of Xijiang who noticed their movements were horrified.

What's wrong with these officials of the Great Yong Dynasty! Where are they looking!

The prince and the second prince of Xijiang on the stands soon started fighting. The second prince of Xijiang mainly used strong force, while the prince's body was very flexible.

Seeing that the second prince's punch was about to come, the system: [Bend down to avoid it! 】

Lin Mo: "The prince dodged it by doing splits!"

The emperor and all the ministers widened their eyes: ???

The prince: ???

Didn't you want to redirect the system's words? The system seemed to say bend down, you said splits, these two movements are completely different!

The prince dodged the punch of the Second Prince of Xijiang by leaning sideways, and the Second Prince of Xijiang looked at Lin Mo in the stands with a sinister look.

Lin Mo glared back, [Whose eyes are bigger, right? Your eyes are not as big as mine! ]

The system was also particularly speechless about what she had just relayed: [I just said bend down, you said splits. ]

Lin Mo: [It's the same, either way, we can dodge that punch, don't you think splits are more enjoyable to watch. 】

System: ...

Everyone present who could hear her thoughts: ...

The second prince on the stage started to cheat again. He kicked the prince and pulled out the hidden weapon from his shoe.

System: [Grab his feet and take off his shoes! ]

Lin Mo shouted to the stands: "Grab his feet and punch him in the crotch!"

All the men present felt a pain in their lower body, and then looked at Minister Lin at the same time.

Minister Lin had a dark face and almost crawled under the table: How embarrassing! Why is it so embarrassing!

Even the emperor looked at his lower body, and the little heart in his chest was pounding with shock at her words.

The prince subconsciously followed her instructions. He blocked the kicking leg of the Second Prince of Xijiang with his left hand and rushed to the crotch of the Second Prince of Xijiang with his right fist.

The pupils of the Second Prince of Xijiang trembled, and then his legs softened and his body immediately lowered. The punch of the Crown Prince hit his lower abdomen.

The Second Prince of Xijiang was hit by the punch of the Crown Prince and took several steps back, but fortunately his balls were saved.

The Crown Prince looked at his fist with a bit of regret, if it was three inches lower, it would be better.

Lin Mo was also very regretful: [It's a pity that his balls were not blown up, what a pity.]

The system now thinks that its host is a bit cruel. No, this is not a bit cruel, this is extremely cruel!

Chapter 37 I am my father's biological child!

Chapter 37 I am my father's biological son!

Now the prince has the upper hand, and Lin Mo and the system were watching with bursts of exclamations.

In the end, the prince won the competition, and the second prince of Western Xinjiang had a dark face.

"Your Highness the Crown Prince's skills are indeed extraordinary, but this is a bit unfair, the girl below has been disturbing you."

Lin Mo pouted when he heard such words, and then said sarcastically: "Bah, unfair victory, you have hidden weapons, why can't I give instructions off the court!"

"And even if it's really on the battlefield, what's wrong with a reminder? It's okay if you are not as skilled as others. I hate people like you the most. You still have to find an excuse to push the responsibility onto others. Shameless!"

System: [Yes, yes, shameless! Now I know why he has to grow a big beard, because he is shameless! 】

Lin Mo: [You are right! 】

Everyone: ... Can it be understood that way?

The Second Prince of Xijiang was so angry that he was shaking all over. The generals around him kept an eye on his movements at all times. Anyway, they must not let him hurt Lin Mo.

Emperor Xuande sat on top and said majestically: "It was originally a small competition. It is normal to have winners and losers. Now that the competition is over, let it go. There will be a singing and dancing banquet later. The Second Prince of Xijiang should take a break."

The Second Prince of Xijiang looked at the emperor on top and then at the people around him. Now he finally understood that the people of this country will take sides!

Lin Mo sat next to him eating melon seeds and was still complaining to the system.

[This bear is really annoying. If he becomes the emperor of their country, he will definitely cause trouble. 】

System:【Don't worry, he can't be the emperor of their country.】

Lin Mo:???

Emperor and ministers:???

Didn't they say that this man is a strong candidate for the throne? Why do you say that he can't be the emperor of their country?

Lin Mo suddenly smelled the smell of melon:【Hurry up, tell me, is there a new big melon!】

The system laughed twice, and then said:【I just searched it out. This second prince is not his father's seed at all! Now his eldest brother has found evidence!】

Lin Mo took a breath of cool air,【Is their country so chaotic!】

The emperor and the ministers took a sip of tea to calm down. Exciting! Too exciting!

The system continued: [The second prince's mother had an affair with someone else and gave birth to him. A big thing happened this afternoon. His mother was caught by his father while having an affair with that man! ]

[They were caught in bed! And the adulterer was the second prince's biological father. The eldest prince had been investigating the second prince's affairs. Now he has found evidence. The eldest prince should come over in two days. It's quite chaotic in their country now. ]

Lin Mo clicked his tongue twice: Chaos, it's really too chaotic.

She also looked at the second prince of Xijiang, who knew nothing about this matter. Well, it seems that he is still very angry, but he may be even angrier after a while.

The Second Prince of Xijiang saw Lin Mo looking over and sneered, "What kind of identity does this lady have? What is her official position? To be able to sit so close to the throne, her official position must be quite high."

Everyone watched quietly. If you dare to provoke Lord Xiaolin, we will just wait and see what happens to you.

The second prince whispered to his two brothers, "This second prince of Xijiang is so brave that he dares to provoke this devil."

The prince took a sip of wine and replied with a smile, "He doesn't know the ability of this devil, so we just watch quietly."

Facing the provocation of the second prince of Xijiang, Lin Mo replied with a smile, "I am my father's biological daughter."

The second prince of Xijiang: "??? I asked you what your identity is, who cares if you are your father's biological daughter."

Lin Mo still replied with a smile, "My identity is my father's biological daughter."

The system couldn't help laughing: [Hahaha, you're right, your identity is your father's biological daughter, that's right! ]

Everyone who heard their conversation lowered their heads and drank, but they had one thing in common: their nostrils were dilated. It seemed that it was really not easy to hold back their laughter.

Emperor Xuande looked up at the sky and forgot to hold back the tears in his eyes.

Eunuch Li also secretly wiped them with his sleeve.

He knew that Lord Xiaolin would not let everyone down! Look at this perfect answer!

The Second Prince of Xijiang was furious. Doesn't this woman understand what people say?

He slapped the table and stood up, "Are you deliberately laughing at me? What do you mean?"

The system said, "Oh, hey, he's anxious! Look, he's anxious!"

[Ah! He was so anxious that he farted. Does he vent his anger through his butt? You humans actually have this structure?]

Lin Mo: [No, he's the only one.]

Everyone's eyes secretly looked at the butt of the Second Prince of Xijiang, and they also felt a little sorry for the envoy sitting behind him.

Lin Mo looked at the second prince of Xijiang who was about to explode with anger, and said to him with a smile: "I'm not laughing at you, but if you think so, I can't help it."

The scumbag's words came, coupled with Lin Mo's helpless expression, the index of this bullying rose for the first time.

Everyone: ... Although she didn't say anything, why do we feel so angry.

Seeing that the second prince of Xijiang was about to rush over, Minister Lin rushed over to block Lin Mo and said in a loud voice: "What does the second prince want to do? Do you want to argue with a little girl?"

"That's right, you are 28 years old and still bully me, a little girl who will be 16 in three months. Shameless", Lin Mo also poked his head out from behind his father and mocked.

The generals also stood up and stared at the Second Prince of Xijiang. With a look from Emperor Xuande, the guards behind them were also ready.

The envoys of Xijiang were terrified and quickly grabbed their Second Prince.

"Your Highness, you have to bow your head under the eaves! Don't forget why we are here. We are here to seek help from Dayong. As long as we have the support of Dayong, it will be much easier to do anything after we return."

The Second Prince of Xijiang gritted his teeth and said, "But they are bullying us too much!"

When Lin Mo heard this, she raised her hands and shouted, "That's because if you fall behind, you will be beaten!"

Minister Lin quickly held her hands down and said, "Be quiet! Believe it or not, I will beat you now!"

System: [It's okay, your father has you under control, I can help you shout, if you fall behind, you will be beaten! If you fall behind, you will be beaten!]

Lin Mo also shouted in his heart, [If you fall behind, you will be beaten!]

People like this smiled when they heard this. This little devil is really good sometimes.

Emperor Xuande thought this was right. Since he came here to seek help, he had to be humble. He couldn't come to others for help and be arrogant.

At this banquet, Lin Mo first made the second prince of Xijiang furious.

Knowing that the Second Prince of Xijiang couldn't do anything to her, she came over to act naughty while eating.

"I am my father's biological daughter," Lin Mo danced on his face while sitting opposite the Second Prince of Xijiang.

The Second Prince of Xijiang closed his eyes and pretended not to see it.

Minister Lin was numb. This little bastard couldn't control her at all.

Lin Mo was so reckless now because she found that the emperor was really indulgent towards her in such a small matter, and the emperor had a very good temper.

(Emperor Xuande smiled: Yes, my temper is really very good.)

Maybe because everyone was high, Lin Mo also drank a few glasses of wine.

System: [You are drinking again! What kind of wine are you drinking in this occasion! ]

Lin Mo: [Shut up, what's wrong with me drinking a little wine in this occasion! And my father is here, what is there for him to worry about?】

System: I think you are finished.

Lin Mo looked at the Second Prince of Xijiang in front of him and suddenly showed a particularly brilliant smile: "Hahaha, your father doesn't want you! You don't know about this!"

The emperor and all his ministers: ...

Chapter 38 The Second Prince of Xijiang Goes Crazy, Lin Mo Gets Drunk and Wants to Sit on His Father's Neck

Chapter 38 The Second Prince of Xijiang was driven crazy, Lin Mo got drunk and wanted to sit on his father's neck

The Second Prince of Xijiang was so angry that his veins were protruding. The system was afraid that its host who was courting death would be beaten.

[Host! You better be quiet, you will really be beaten if you do this! ]

Emperor Xuande, who was sitting at the top, couldn't bear to look at her anymore. Sometimes this girl really looked like she deserved a beating. Fortunately, she was at home and others didn't dare to do anything. If she was somewhere else, it would be strange if

she wasn't beaten to death. Minister Lin didn't want to care about this annoying thing of his. Anyway, he just had to make sure she didn't get beaten.

Suddenly, Lin Mo stared at the beard of the Second Prince of Xijiang and stopped talking. Seeing that she was silent, everyone even spoke a lot less and turned their attention to this side.

Lin Mo asked the Second Prince of Xijiang very seriously: "Can I ask you a few questions?"

Everyone: Wow! When did this little ancestor become so polite?

Even the system was surprised. Could it be that the host was possessed by something? Why did he suddenly become so polite, but it didn't feel anything.

The Second Prince of Xijiang took a deep breath and said with gritted teeth: "Ask any questions you have."

Lin Mo took two steps back and distanced herself from him. When Minister Lin saw her action, he suddenly felt his temples jump and had a particularly bad premonition in his heart.

The next second, Lin Mo asked a particularly explosive question.

"You don't like to take a shower, you have so much body hair and you have so much beard, so do you have lice? Do lice grow in your beard? Do lice bite your mouth?"

Lin Mo asked the questions with a very sincere expression, as if she really wanted to know these questions.

But everyone's mood was not very calm, and everyone lowered their heads. The emperor picked up the wine glass and covered his mouth as if he was drinking.

The second and third princes couldn't help laughing, and the two brothers even toasted Lin Mo with a glass of wine.

"Lord Xiao Lin's focus is indeed different from others. I admire you!"

Lin Mo bowed humbly, "No, no."

System: [You are really worthy of being the host. No wonder you want to keep a distance from others. If it were me, I would want to hit you. 】

The second prince of Xijiang was so angry that his face turned red. Lin Mo continued to ask, "Hurry up and answer my question. You said you would answer me. You won't go back on your word."

Looking at the face in front of him, the second prince of Xijiang took a deep breath to suppress the anger in his heart, and then said word by word, "I don't have lice, and there are no lice in my beard! Lice don't bite my mouth!"

Hearing his answer, Lin Mo exclaimed with a disappointed expression. Why is it a little different from what she imagined?

"Miss, I'll toast you a glass of wine." The second prince of Xijiang poured a glass of wine for Lin Mo, and a trace of viciousness flashed in his eyes.

Lin Mo looked at his hand without saying anything. Emperor Xuande Lin Shangshu and other ministers also knew that this glass of wine could not be drunk. Lin Shangshu was about to find an excuse to refuse, but Lin Mo's next sentence made the whole atmosphere uncontrollable.

Lin Mo stared at the other person's hands and then said with disgust, "Hey~, why is there still mud in your fingernails? Didn't I tell you to take a shower before attending the banquet? Did you wash?"

System: [He washed it, but he didn't notice his fingernails. Hey~, his fingernails are really dirty. Host, you can't drink this glass of wine, it's dirty! ]

"Cough cough!"

Those who couldn't hold back their laughter pretended to cough, and the coughs came one after another.

Minister Lin raised a smile at the corner of his mouth but immediately suppressed it.

The emperor could still hold it back, and the prince had to pay attention to his image and tried his best to hold it back, but the second prince, the third prince and all the ministers had already held it back so much that they began to take deep breaths.

This banquet was the funniest and most exciting banquet they had ever attended. In the future, if there are such banquets, invite this little ancestor to participate. It's so fun!

Aren't there many foreign envoys coming? When they come, we must hold a banquet. It's a good opportunity to eat their melons.

When the Second Prince of Xijiang was talking, he was already shaking with anger. His rationality was on the verge of collapse.

Lin Mo looked at his shaking hands, and asked him puzzledly: "You are so young, why are your hands shaking so much when holding a glass of wine? If you are not feeling well, you should go see a doctor. The imperial physicians of our Great Yong Dynasty are very good. You can go and see a doctor after the banquet is over."

System: [Host, he doesn't seem to be sick. It seems that he is angry with you.]

Lin Mo: [Tsk, he is angry now. I am chatting and talking to him normally. Every word I say is very sincere. You can also see my sincere face. Sincerity is invincible! 】

System:...

"Ahhhhhh! Get out of here, don't stand in front of me", the second prince of Western Xinjiang collapsed immediately.

Minister Lin quickly pulled Lin Mo behind him to protect him. This madman has no rationality when he is crazy. What if he really hits someone?

"Second prince, calm down! Don't bother with a woman!"

The Western Xinjiang envoys behind him hurried over to hold down the second prince, but this man seemed to be on the verge of madness. He looked like a bear, and now he looks more like a mad bear.

Lin Mo squinted his eyes and stood behind his father to look at him, then said excitedly: "Hahaha! He has evolved! The ultimate evolution!"

Everyone:? ? ? What evolved?

System: [Host, what are you talking about? Isn't he crazy? Why do you say he has evolved?]

Lin Mo: [Digimon, ultimate evolution! Man-bear beast! Man-bear madness!]

System: [Hehehe, I know this!]

Emperor Xuande asked Eunuch Li beside him in confusion: "Have you seen a man-bear beast?"

Is there such an animal in the world?

Eunuch Li pondered for a moment, then said: "No, but it should be similar to the second prince of Xijiang now."

Emperor Xuande: ... What you said seems to make sense.

In the end, the second prince of Xijiang was calmed down by a shot from the imperial physician, and then he was carried back by the people of their country.

When the banquet ended, everyone felt quite disappointed. Tonight was really exciting.

Lin Mo was already dizzy. The emperor gave her some fruit wine to take care of her. This kind of wine tasted good, but some fruit wines had a strong aftereffect. Lin Mo's mind was completely unclear.

When Minister Lin wanted to take her back, she refused to leave.

"No! I don't want to walk back!"

Minister Lin said helplessly: "Then how are you going to go back? Let someone carry you back?"

Lin Mo looked at her father, and then showed an innocent smile: "Dad! I want to sit on your neck and go back, just like when we were kids."

Minister Lin: ...Are you serious?

System: [Absolutely not! You will break your father's neck! ]

The officials who were secretly watching the show nearby were almost laughing mad, and some of them came over to persuade her.

"Minister Lin, it's rare for a child to make a request, why don't you agree to her."

Chapter 39 Dad, lie down, I will ride you, and you crawl back!

Chapter 39 Dad, you lie down, I will ride you, you crawl back!

Looking at the people around who were enjoying the fun, Minister Lin said expressionlessly: "The children in your family are not much older than the one in my family, why don't you let them ride me when you go back."

After hearing this, the people around immediately shut up. Forget it, forget it, I can't afford to offend you! I

can't afford to offend you! The system kept persuading Lin Mo, but after getting drunk, Lin Mo's main point was to be stubborn.

The system said helplessly: [You are so old, you really want to kill your father, right! ]

Lin Mo: [My father is in the prime of his life! How can I take his life! When I was a child, I also rode on his neck like this, why can't I do it now! 】

Everyone nodded in their hearts, yes, why not now, look how much your daughter is looking forward to it, let her ride quickly.

Minister Lin looked at someone sitting on the ground, feeling desperate in his heart.

"Hurry up and get up! You were only a few years old when you were a child, and you are almost 16 now!"

Lin Mo listened to his father's words and thought about it seriously, and then came up with a very smart idea.

"Dad, since you can't let me ride on your neck, then you lie down, I'll ride on your back and you crawl back!"

System: [Puff! ]

Everyone: "Puff hahahaha!" This time I really couldn't hold it back anymore.

The Crown Prince and two princes not far away didn't know what to say. The Third Prince wiped the tears from his eyes and said with emotion: "This Lady Xiao Lin is really a rare talent. Guess how Minister Lin will take her back, let her ride on his neck or on his back."

The Crown Prince thought about it seriously: "He should carry her by the collar. Minister Lin often brought her here like this during the morning court."

The Second Prince: "I think she should crawl back! Imagine it boldly! What else can't happen to this Lady Xiao Lin?"

Lin Mo's eyes are shining now, sitting on the ground and looking at his father expectantly, "Dad, get down quickly! Let's go home early!"

System: [Host, you are really a filial daughter! The kind of filial daughter who is filial to death. 】

Lin Mo didn't understand what the system said, and thought the system was praising her, [Of course, I am the most filial! 】

Shangshu Lin looked at this annoying daughter on the ground and suddenly felt a little pain in his heart and a little dizzy.

This annoying thing kept asking him to lie down, and then she wanted to ride him back.

Lin Mo saw that her father was still motionless, so she crawled to her father's feet by herself, and then hung on her father's legs.

"Dad, lie down quickly! When you crawl, crawl faster, maybe you can catch up with your mother's midnight snack when you get home."

The people around were almost laughing crazy. If they had such a daughter in their family, they would really be mad to death, but it would be so fun if someone else had such a daughter.

They simply couldn't imagine how lively the Shangshu Mansion would be every day.

Minister Lin tried to ignore the gazes of others, picked up the annoying thing first, and held her shoulders to control her.

Lin Mo said dissatisfiedly: "Dad, I feel very uncomfortable like this, I will vomit later, I don't want to walk back by myself!"

Minister Lin gritted his teeth and said: "If you don't want to walk by yourself, then I will leave you here and let you sleep here for one night!"

Lin Mo pouted aggrievedly when he heard this, "Dad, you don't love me anymore, I could sit on your neck and ride on your back when I was a child, why can't I do it now?"

"Why don't you lie down and carry me back?"

The father and daughter talked as they walked. Minister Lin gritted his teeth and replied, "Because I still want my old face and my old life!"

Lin Mo: "I didn't want your life."

Minister Lin: "You ride on my neck to take my old life, and you want me to carry you back to take my old face. It's not easy for my father to work here for so many days. Please be a little considerate of me and don't let me lose face at my age. OK?"

The system felt a little sympathetic to Minister Lin after hearing his words.

[Sure enough, children are debts from previous lives. Fortunately, I can't have children.]

After the two parties left, there was nothing fun here. The emperor secretly hid behind a palace gate and was about to laugh madly.

The palace maids and eunuchs behind were speechless. The emperor actually hid in this corner to peek at the ministers' laughter. Who would believe it if they told others, but the emperor did it.

"Minister Lin is actually quite good to his children. He even played with them when they were young. Not bad."

Emperor Xuande had a good impression of Minister Lin, and now he felt even better.

People who take good care of their children are not bad in other aspects. Moreover, Lin Mo's lawless character is not something that ordinary people can raise. It's probably the Lin family's habit.

Minister Lin took great efforts to finally bring this annoying girl home.

Mrs. Lin saw her drunken daughter and her gloomy husband and knew that the two of them had embarrassed themselves outside again, and it was probably this girl who caused it.

"Take the second young lady back quickly and assign someone to watch over her at night." Drunk people must be taken good care of, in case vomit blocks their mouths and noses at night, it would be dangerous.

After Lin Mo was taken away, Minister Lin slumped in the chair and didn't want to move at all.

Mrs. Lin saw her husband like this and said with a smile: "What's the matter? Was the banquet held successfully today? Did Moer cause any trouble?"

Minister Lin snorted and thought about what happened tonight. He felt that the most exciting thing was probably tonight, but there would probably be more exciting things in the future.

He told his wife everything that happened in detail, especially the incident where that little bastard wanted to ride him back.

Mrs. Lin: ...She knew that things would not be simple with that girl present, but it was also a little funny.

Lin Ran and Lin Qi also knew that Lin Mo was drunk. They came to check on Lin Mo the next morning and found that she had passed away before she woke up.

The system looked at Lin Mo lying on the bed and sighed.

The host contributed a lot of energy to her last night. Now she can completely produce and sell by herself!

Lin Mo slept until noon. She had accepted what happened last night very well. After all, it was not the first time she got drunk.

The system was a little curious when it saw her normal appearance. [Host, why are you so normal today? The last time you woke up from being drunk, you were so nervous. You must be stimulated today.]

Lin Mo: [The first time is new, the second time is familiar. What's so exciting about this? Besides, I think I have made great progress.]

System: [Are you talking about your alcohol tolerance?]

Lin Mo smiled slightly, and then said: [No, the progress I am talking about is that I didn't ride someone else's son back this time.]

The system was silent for three seconds, and then said speechlessly: [But you are going to ride your own father!]

Chapter 40: The Butt That Made the Flower-Picking Thief Fall in Love at First Sight

Chapter 40 Lieutenant Naota's thief at first sight

Lin Mo also knew that he did a bit too much after he was drunk yesterday, so he did not show up in front of Lin Shang's written writing today.

Don't be so insignificant "Lin Mo

's bowed with his waist from behind, and then whispered," Isn't this a fear of Dad, if he knew that I woke up, it would be a meal. "

After

they have spread, everyone is joking about this incident.

When Minister Lin was out on business today, he was caught and teased.

The person said: "Why didn't Minister Lin take your daughter out? Little Lady Lin must be quite bored at home, why don't you take her out to play?" Minister

Lin snorted with a dark face, flicked his sleeves and left.

Is he riding a horse? He is still holding that thing.

The second prince of Xijiang has been sick since he went back at night. No one can mention Lin Mo's name in front of him. He goes crazy when he hears this name.

The system also told Lin Mo about this: [Look how you stimulated me. I go crazy when I hear your name. ]

Lin Mo took a breath of cold air when he heard this, [Are you so excited to hear my name? Then I must have made too deep an impression on him. Usually in novels, this kind of development would be that he would think that I am a different woman, and would slowly pay more and more attention to me, and finally fall deeply in love with me!】The more

Lin Mo thought about it, the more this possibility seemed to be true. He was still quite confident about his looks. After all, his mother was beautiful and his father was handsome. Although she hasn't fully grown up yet, she is still a beauty.

Looking at Lin Mo's narcissistic and worried look, the system was speechless.

No, why would someone in the world be so narcissistic? This is not even including the past ten years when she was not bound. How did she survive? Is she still so narcissistic in modern life?

The more the system thought about it, the crazier it felt.【Were you so narcissistic in your first life? 】The system asked this question very sincerely.

Lin Mo: [Of course not, but it is because I was suppressed for too long in the first life that I want to explode in this life. I find that nothing is as refreshing as going crazy and acting crazy! ]

[Look at how comfortable and free my life is now. I don't need to care about other people's eyes at all! ]

System:...Forget it, I can't talk to mentally ill people.

When Lin Mo went to the morning court, she received thousands of eyes. Everyone greeted her very kindly, calling her Lady Xiao Lin, and she was very happy in her heart.

The system was really confused when looking at this scene: [Aren't you just an eighth-rank official? And you are a fisherman, why are everyone so nice and respectful to you? 】

Lin Mo said smugly: [That must be because my personality charm conquered them! I am now a little red in the vast sea of ​​green! 】

The officials nodded in their hearts: Yes, Lord Xiaolin's personality charm is really very strong, and they are all conquered by Lord Xiaolin's personality charm.

During the morning court, the illness of the Second Prince of Xijiang was also mentioned.

"Your Majesty, the Second Prince of Xijiang is now in a serious condition. No one with the surname Lin is willing to see him. The last time you sent Doctor Lin, he was the first to be driven out by him."

"Your Majesty, even if someone is going to get into trouble, it can't happen within our borders."

The officials were also very complicated in their hearts. The Second Prince of Xijiang was too psychologically fragile. Is it necessary to make it like this?

Lin Mo: [Tsk tsk tsk tsk, this psychological quality is really too poor. 】

System:【Host, I think it may be because you are too crazy.】

Emperor Xuande almost couldn't help laughing when he heard what the system said. He quickly coughed and said, "Then let's change another doctor. If it doesn't work, send someone to send him back."

Anyway, the second prince of Xijiang is not a biological son. Didn't the system say that the eldest prince is on the way, and the second prince will be sent back sooner or later.

Lin Mo also thought of this. She asked the system in confusion:【The emperor's birthday is in less than half a month. Can the eldest prince of Xijiang come here during this time?】

The system checked the route of the eldest prince of Xijiang, and then was silent for five seconds and said speechlessly:【I think it is unlikely, because he went in the opposite direction! He is almost reaching Xirong now! 】

Lin Mo said in surprise with his eyes wide open: [No! How come this eldest prince doesn't know the way! 】

Hahahaha! The officials lowered their heads one after another. They immediately had such a picture in their minds. The royal family of Xijiang is full of talents!

Lin Mo was also speechless. [Is there no one under this eldest prince who can know the way? 】

System: [Well, there are some, but they are all flatterers. Oh, the eldest prince poisoned all his people yesterday. 】

Lin Mo: ???

Crowd: ???

System: [Aren't they sleeping outdoors? The eldest prince personally cooked a pot of mushroom soup to show his sympathy for his subordinates. Later, everyone was poisoned. They were discovered by hunters in the mountains this morning. If they were a step later, they would have been wiped out.]

Lin Mo and his people: ...

The second prince is not a biological son, and the eldest prince is like this. I always feel that Western Xinjiang is going to be finished.

The morning court was still as boring as usual. The seeds brought back from Western Xinjiang have been handed over to Si Nong. Lin Mo didn't understand this matter so he didn't pay attention.

[System, quickly bring a big melon to wake you up. It's too boring.]

System: [Okay! I've been waiting for you to say this! Do you want to eat domestic melons or foreign melons?]

All officials: Foreign, foreign!

Lin Mo: [They are from my country, I don't know foreigners, it's not too late to eat after they come. ]

Everyone's mouth corners drooped at once, I really don't know who will win this time.

System: [I have collected a lot of high-ranking officials in the past few days, let me tell you about the general first! ]

The general standing in front of him shrank his butt and tensed up: It's over, the little devil is watching me!

The voices of the people suddenly dropped three degrees, and even the emperor sat forward.

The happiest person was the Junior Official of the Dali Temple. Hahaha, you have come to this day!

[I'm telling you, someone has set their sights on the general's butt!]

Lin Mo:!!!

Everyone:!!!

Lin Mo felt that this was an unusual case!

[System! Hurry up and tell me the details!]

The general touched his butt, feeling cold in his heart.

Which pervert would set his sights on the butt of a middle-aged man like him! Do you have any shame?

System: [Didn't the capital city have a thief who was a flower-picking thief some time ago? That flower-picking thief ran to the Taiwei Mansion, but he walked into the wrong yard and ended up in the Taiwei's yard. The Taiwei had just finished a shower and was wiping the water with his butt sticking out. The flower-picking thief didn't see clearly whether it was a man or a woman, but he saw the Taiwei's butt clearly. ]

[This time he saw the butt of his dreams, white, beautiful, delicate and round, but because the Taiwei's guards came to patrol, he ran away. He thought he had entered the concubine of some lady in the Taiwei Mansion, and now he was preparing to find out which lady it was. ]

Lin Mo was dizzy after hearing this, and everyone present was full of questions and their moods were exploding.

Everyone secretly looked at the general's buttocks. How beautiful must it be to make a flower thief obsessed with it!

The general was almost dying of shame and anger. No wonder his window was opened that night. He thought it was the wind that blew it open!

Emperor Xuande could only see the general's red face while sitting on the stage, but not his buttocks. Tsk! Why didn't this man know to turn around!

Chapter 41 lets the general lure the enemy with his own body and directly kill the flower-picking thief!

Chapter 41 Let the general lure the enemy with his own body and directly kill the flower-picking thief!

Lin Mo is still discussing the general's butt with the system.

Lin Mo: [You said that the general's butt is so perfect that it can make the flower-picking thief fall in love with it at first sight! It's amazing! I don't think the general's appearance is that kind of fair and tender! ]

System: [In fact, his skin is quite fair and tender. He originally had a good foundation, but he just didn't pay attention to maintenance. His three daughters all have good skin, which is inherited from him. ]

Everyone immediately began to observe the general's skin. Well, although it is a little darker, it seems to be really smooth.

Originally, everyone thought that the three girls of the general's family looked like the general's wife, but they didn't expect that they looked like him!

Emperor Xuande was really getting more and more curious as he listened. If he hadn't wanted to maintain his image and majesty, he would have rushed down to take a good look at the general's butt.

The crown prince and the two princes beside the general stood silently a little closer to the general.

The crown prince gave the third prince a look, and the third prince chuckled, then stretched out his eager hand.

The second prince was speechless, then looked at the crown prince and whispered: "Brother, what do you want to do, what do you want the silly third prince to do!"

The next second, the general took the lead and looked at the third prince in disbelief.

The third prince nodded to his two brothers with certainty: "The general's butt is indeed very round!"

The officials watching on the side were stunned! What kind of development is this!

The second prince covered his face and couldn't bear to look at it, "Big brother! Why did you let the stupid third prince do such a thing!" It was too explosive!

The prince rolled up his sleeves and said, "I'm curious, and how can I, as a prince, do such a thing? I'm a serious person."

The second prince: ...

The officials around him: ...

After the third prince finished his investigation, he immediately stuck to his eldest brother and said with a smile: "It's agreed that you will give me three days off!"

The third prince's homework was the worst, so the emperor asked the prince to teach the third prince, mainly because the third prince didn't listen to those teachers at all, and only respected this eldest brother.

How important is the three-day vacation! Isn't it just touching the butt of the general, not touching the butt of a tiger.

He even touched his father's butt. What's wrong with men touching each other? It's not like they're losing any flesh, don't you think?

Emperor Xuande above looked at the behavior of his silly third son and turned his head away with an "ouch" sound. Eunuch

Li was standing nearby, trembling all over. Hold it in! Hold it in! You must not lose your composure!

He has been an old eunuch for so many years, how could he not hold back on such a small matter! It's just that the third prince touched the butt of the Grand Marshal. Even if he took a bite of the Grand Marshal's butt, what would happen?

Lin Mo and the system didn't notice the situation here. The main system didn't investigate either. It was now concentrating on eating the melon of the flower thief with Lin Mo.

Lin Mo actually still has a certain literary fantasy about the flower-picking thief. After all, the flower-picking thieves in novels and previous TV dramas all look good.

[How old is this flower-picking thief? Is he good-looking?]

The officials of the Ministry of Justice immediately began to listen carefully. This flower-picking thief must be caught, so they must listen carefully to the appearance characteristics of the flower-picking thief!

Yes, they are not curious, they are investigating a case!

The system thought for a while, and then said: [Well, he is not too ugly or too good-looking. He is about the same height as you, but very thin. Because of his petite figure, he often disguises himself as a woman to enter various occasions, and he also disguises himself as a woman to search for targets for himself.]

Lin Mo looked at his height and imagined it a little, [Tsk, then this person is too short! 】

Everyone nodded in their hearts, yes, yes, he is too short, about the same height as a 15-year-old girl, no wonder he can dress up as a woman.

System: [Now a woman has gone to the government office to report the case, it is estimated that the ministers will know about this matter soon, and the flower-stealing thief has decided to attack the Taiwei Mansion tonight. 】

【He also plans to take away the three young ladies of the Taiwei Mansion together, and then slowly investigate. Anyway, these three young ladies are all beautiful, and it doesn't matter if they are all taken away. Moreover, he has already sent a notice to the Taiwei Mansion, and the Taiwei will know after he returns. 】

Lin Mo frowned in disgust, [This man is too disgusting. Does he have to notify others before doing bad things? He is too confident here. 】

The general's face was blue with anger. He even targeted his three daughters! What a bastard!

Emperor Xuande had never seen such an arrogant person. This flower-picking thief really didn't take the country's laws seriously.

Lin Mo looked at the general's back, and then his eyes lit up and he came up with a solution.

[System! I have an idea! Wasn't the general the first person that the flower-picking thief set his eyes on? Then let the three ladies hide first, and let the general seduce the flower-picking thief! ]

The system was silent for several seconds, and then asked seriously: [Host, are you serious? You want the general to seduce the flower-picking thief with his bare ass! ]

A picture suddenly appeared in the minds of everyone present. Wow, it's too hot for the eyes!

Emperor Xuande could not help but twitch his lips. Although this flower-picking thief was very hateful, Lin Mo's method was too costly for the general.

The general was now completely depressed. If he had known, he would not have taken a bath! Who knew that someone would peek at him while he was taking a bath!

The prince looked at the general with pity, and then took his two younger brothers and quietly left the general.

Lin Mo was also shocked after hearing what the system said, [I thought my brain circuit was amazing enough, but I didn't expect you to be even more amazing than me! When did I use the general's naked butt to seduce the flower-picking thief! I just wanted him to dress up as a woman, and then seduce him with his back! ]

Everyone:...

So what's the difference? You two are so good at playing together, you are the same!

The Minister of Justice had already sneaked up to him and whispered to him, "Sir, Mr. Xiaolin's method is actually very good. Anyway, the first time the flower-picking thief saw you was in your yard, so when he came at night, he would definitely come to that yard first. Don't worry, we will arrange everything outside. You just need to hold the person back and leave everything to us!"

The Grand Commandant looked expressionlessly at the Minister of Justice, whose facial muscles were twitching wildly, and said with despair: "You did it on purpose, what if that flower-picking thief kills people without blinking an eye."

The Minister of Justice: "We will arrange people to protect you, and tonight we plan to ask His Majesty for the assistance of Lady Kobayashi. With her, everything will be fine!"

At this moment, our Lady Kobayashi is arguing with the system about whether the Grand Commandant should wear clothes when seducing the flower-picking thief.

Lin Mo: [Since the flower-picking thief fell in love with the Grand Commandant's butt when they first met, you must expose it to seduce him, so you only need to wear a thin gauze! ]

System: [You should also consider the Grand Commandant! He is over 40 years old. It is not easy for him to live this life. You have to save his face! 】

The general nodded in his heart. He didn't know why he was a little moved when he heard the system's words. It was rare for the system to be a human. No, it seemed that it was not a human.

Just when the general was moved, the next second the system's words made him fall into the abyss.

System: [So my idea is to let the general attack alone, lure the enemy to kill the flower-picking thief in bed, and none of us will show up. Wouldn't this save the general's face! 】

When the commander heard this, he trembled all over and rolled his eyes, about to fall down. The imperial physician had been waiting by his side and gave him a skilled injection.

Well, he was now very experienced in this job.

Chapter 42: The four royal family members disguised themselves to go out of the palace to watch a play, and the general dressed up as a woman to catch a thief

Chapter 42: The four royal family members disguised themselves and went out of the palace to watch a play. The general dressed up as a woman to catch a thief.

Now everyone looked at the general with a different look, but the general's incident was also a lesson for them.

In the future, when taking a bath, you must close the doors and windows! It's better to have someone guard there!

Emperor Xuande now has only one idea in his mind, can he go to the general's mansion to watch the thief catch today!

It would be best if the general could personally seduce the flower-picking thief. Such a scene is rare!

Lin Mo was also shocked by the system, and then he was instigated by the system for the first time.

[I actually think what you said seems to make sense. How about I find a chance to talk to the general after the court is dismissed? ]

General: No need! I already know about this matter.

There were a lot of things to deal with at the morning court today, not only national affairs, but also a lot of gossip! What a perfect morning!

When the court was dismissed, Lin Moshou was taken away by his father.

In order to prevent the general from being angry to death, it is better to take this girl away quickly!

As soon as the general returned home, he found out about the flower-picking thief's notice. The general's wife and the three young ladies had expressions of fear on their faces, and they were restless at home.

"What should we do? Why did this thief target our family!"

How could so many families in the capital target their family!

Looking at his panicked wife and daughter, the general pretended to be calm and comforted them, saying, "Don't be afraid, I'm here. When it's night, you can find a place to hide well. The Ministry of Justice will send someone to catch the thief tonight."

He said he would find a place to hide well at night, but in fact, the general arranged for his wife and daughter to leave after lunch.

In the afternoon, the officials arrived at the general's mansion one after another, and Lin Mo also came happily by himself.

General: ... It's a bit too obvious that you are watching a show. I'm going to be in danger soon, and you are so relaxed to come and watch the show!

The Minister of the Ministry of Justice was relieved to see Lin Mo come by himself, knowing that this little ancestor likes to watch the excitement.

In fact, he was a little scared when he saw this little ancestor. What if this little ancestor eats his melon again when he goes to pick someone up?

Lin Mo: [I feel like they are all ready. Today, the flower-stealing thief will definitely be caught. But why are there so many people here? It seems that the general has good relationships with people in the court. Everyone cares about him.]

System: [If the general uses my method, he will definitely catch the flower-stealing thief. The beauty trap is also one of the 36 strategies!]

Everyone present looked at the general's dark face: Tsk, setting a beauty trap with this appearance? Are you kidding?

The Minister of Justice whispered: "My lord, I have prepared clothes for you. You can dress up later. It doesn't matter if your face is a little dark. Just put on more powder later."

The general: "...Did I say that I want to dress up as a woman? Don't mess with me!"

What's wrong with these people? They treat such an important matter as a game! Look at the expressions on their faces! Don't take this matter seriously at all!

The Minister of Justice snorted and persuaded him, "This is the best way at present. Don't you want to catch this flower-stealing thief as soon as possible? Do you want to have someone coveting your ass?"

"Sir, as long as today's plan succeeds, you won't have to worry about your ass anymore!"

The captain:...

Why do I find that you guys are really becoming more and more indecent? Where are my former serious colleagues?

Under everyone's strong demands, the captain finally compromised.

Lin Mo was so excited to see that the captain really dressed up as a woman. [I didn't expect that there are so many people who have the same idea as me! It seems that I am also suitable for investigating and handling cases! 】

System:【I am looking forward to seeing the general wearing women's clothes. But what I want to see most is his butt. Can he let me see his butt again? Just one look!】

Lin Mo was silent for three seconds, and then said seriously:【I don't think it will work. You will be responsible for exposing such private parts here. You don't have a physical body, and you don't want a wife with a beard. The last time you saw the general's butt, you rubbed it, so you don't need to be responsible. If you see it again this time, you will be responsible.】

The system imagined the scene and said in horror:【Forget it! The wife I want to find must be a beautiful system! She must not be a 40-year-old man with a beard! 】

The people who came to help (watch the show) were almost laughing like crazy after hearing their conversation, but after this period of time, their ability to hold back their laughter has improved.

If you look closely, you can only see the tense and trembling muscles on their faces, and the slightly trembling bodies, and you can't tell that they are laughing.

The lips of the Minister of Justice are trembling, hold it back! It's time to mature after seeing such a world every day!

When Minister Lin came, he saw the tense and trembling expressions of these people.

Well, you don't have to think about it to know that something has happened to this family again, otherwise why would these people have such expressions.

After an hour of bathing, changing clothes, and makeup, the general came out coquettishly.

The first thing to show is his back, and it's amazing that this back is quite beautiful.

The general has maintained a good figure over the years, and he is the thin type, so he looks really good from the back, but he is a little tall.

But it doesn't matter, who says there can't be big-boned beauties.

Lin Mo: [Tsk tsk tsk tsk, look at her figure, I didn't expect that the general is so beautiful, not bad! I don't know if my dad can compare with him in women's clothes. My dad's face is better looking than the general, and his figure is taller than him. I guess he won't look too much like a woman after wearing women's clothes.]

Minister Lin next to him:...Just look! Why do you have to involve me!

Everyone secretly glanced at Minister Lin, he is really good-looking. As the Minister of Rites and married to Madam Lin, one of the two beauties in the capital, his appearance must be good, otherwise how could he marry such a beauty home.

I just don't know why two such excellent people would give birth to such an 'excellent' daughter.

Excellent Lin Mo is evaluating the figure of the general with the system.

Lin Mo: [The back view is quite good, I hope it won't be scary when you turn around. ]

System: [Probably not, but I think the general's butt should be raised a little more, he just wants to show his butt, otherwise how can people recognize it is him.]

Lin Mo: "General, can you turn your body around so that we can have a look."

The general stood at the door with his back to them, feeling extremely complicated.

If it weren't for protecting his daughter, how could he do such a thing!

Under everyone's gaze, the general turned around.

Lin Mo: "Hiss!"

System: [Hiss!]

Others: "Hiss!"

Lin Mo frowned and looked at him for a few times, then said in a complicated tone: "Why don't you turn around, we can just be a beauty from the back."

[Oh my God! Why is it so torn! Why does he look so much like a shemale! His brief head is more like Eunuch Li than Eunuch Li! 】

Eunuch Li, who was hiding in the crowd in disguise with Emperor Xuande: ...Excuse me, are you polite!

Minister Lin really wanted to cover the mouth of this little bastard, but the problem is that she is not talking with her mouth!

The system also said with emotion: [This is the first time I have seen a beauty from behind in real life. I hope the flower thief will not be scared to death, but being scared to death is not bad, at least our goal has been achieved. 】

Lin Mo: [Then we have to see the performance of Lord Taiwei. Just like you said, let our Lord Taiwei become an attacking Taiwei! 】

God damn attacking Taiwei! Everyone was about to laugh in their hearts.

The prince and the two princes at the door were smiling happily with their big teeth showing.

In order to dress up, they even glued beards on their faces. They are indeed the father and son of the emperor. The father and son have exactly the same ideas and even ran over to eat melons together.

"Brother, I didn't expect that the Taiwei looks good from behind when he is dressed up." It was the first time for the third prince to see a man dressed as a woman.

The prince touched his fake beard and said, "Of course, it can be ordinary if it can let the flower-picking thief see your back and buttocks."

The second prince: "First of all, I don't know if it's ordinary, but is it really okay for the three of us to squat at the door? Why can't we hide in the crowd like our father?" It's really

embarrassing for the three of them to squat at the door like beggars! This is not the way to watch a play! It makes them look a little stupid!

At the strong request of the second prince, the three of them still hid in the crowd, and then met their father smoothly.

Looking at the three strange-looking sons, Emperor Xuande:...

These three guys are here too! Didn't we let them review memorials in the palace!

Time soon came to the evening. There were many people in the Taiwei Mansion today. It was estimated that the flower-picking thief also knew that they would be well prepared.

Just when everyone was waiting and drowsy, the system woke them up with a cry.

[Ah! The flower-picking thief has come, and has entered the Taiwei's room disguised as a woman! ]

Lin Mo: [Then why didn't you say it earlier! ]

System: [I also need time to search, it's okay, it's okay, the Taiwei will take action later. Anyway, this Taiwei Mansion has been surrounded. 】

After hearing the system's words, everyone perked up their spirits (to watch the show). Anyway, this flower-picking thief could not escape, and the Taiwei Mansion had been surrounded by them. The reason why they

allowed people to come in and out just now was to let him in, but now it is not so easy to go out.

The Taiwei sat on the bed with his back to the door.

As soon as the flower-picking thief came in, he recognized that this was the beauty he saw last time. Look at that butt. Most people can't grow such a perfect butt.

"Beauty, I'm here. What's the use of calling so many people? They didn't recognize me."

The flower-picking thief didn't hear what the system said just now. His heart and eyes were full of his beauty, and the distance was still a bit far.

In order to prevent Lin Mo's thoughts from being discovered, everyone arranged for her to be at a particularly safe distance.

Lin Mo was particularly touched, thinking that this was everyone's care for him.

System: [Oh my god! The general has started acting, and his acting skills are pretty good! He actually lured that flower thief into bed!]

Lin Mo took a breath of cold air: [Are we really going to stage the attack of the general?]

Everyone also took a breath of cold air, this scene is a bit exciting just to imagine!

Chapter 43: Tooth stuck in apple, Lin Mo drools at the eunuch

Chapter 43: Teeth stuck in apple, Lin Mo drools at the eunuch

At this moment, the general in the room is about to collapse. The flower thief is very proud and keeps smiling and saying, "Beauty, turn around quickly. Although your back is also beautiful, I also want to see what you look like."

"Beauty, I also know that my reputation outside is not very good, but I am willing to give up a large area of ​​flowers outside for you and turn back for you!"

General: ... Then I really thank you.

The system outside imitated the tone of this flower thief so vividly that Lin Mo could hardly control the smile on his face.

[Oh my God! Is the charm of the general so great! You can make this flower-picking thief turn over a new leaf without even showing his face! 】

Other people simply couldn't imagine what the scene would look like for you. They felt sorry for the general, but they were also glad that the flower-picking thief didn't go to their house that night, otherwise there would be someone else in the room now.

Lin Mo really wanted to lean over to the window to see, but her father always stayed by her side and refused to leave. He would glare at her if she moved a little.

Lin Mo: [What should I do? I really want to go over and take a look, but my father is really in the way.]

System: [It's okay, it's okay. It doesn't matter if you go over to take a look. I'll just tell you.]

[Ah! The general took action! Ah! The general grabbed the lifeblood of the flower-picking thief! 】

As soon as the system finished speaking, a scream came from the voice.

"Ahhhh! Who are you? Where is my beauty! Let go of me!"

The people outside rushed in, and then there was a burst of crackling.

Lin Mo also ran in during the chaos, and Minister Lin didn't stop her.

The scene inside was particularly exciting. The flower-stealing thief couldn't get away at all because the general grabbed his lower body and refused to let go.

Just kidding, the general thought about it seriously. If you grab other places, this person might really run away, but as a man, he knows that this is the most vulnerable place for men.

As long as you grab this place, he will definitely not be able to run away. No man is willing to give up this and run away.

Looking at this scene, Lin Mo said with emotion: "Sir Taiwei is really a hero among men! He can dress up as a woman and catch thieves! Awesome!"

The flower thief was almost crazy, "You officials are so shameless, you are actually men dressed up as women, who is the beauty I like!"

The Minister of Justice had someone tie up the flower thief and said with a smile: "The one next to you is your beauty, didn't you recognize her from the back?"

"You said you are a flower thief, your eyesight is really not very good, you can't recognize whether it is a man or a woman."

"Thanks to our Sir Taiwei for his wisdom and courage, we caught you this time."

The Taiwei is now washing his hands vigorously: dirty! His hands won't be infected with disease!

The emperor, the crown prince and two other princes were hiding in the crowd, looking at the scene in astonishment.

Emperor Xuande exclaimed in amazement: "I never thought he could do such a thing. It's amazing enough that he can dress up as a woman, but he can be even more shameless!"

The crown prince: "Maybe he was influenced by Lord Kobayashi. Look at her, she's a girl standing there without any shyness. The way she smiles, I really don't know which young man in the capital will marry her in the future. I guess there's no one in the capital who can match her."

As soon as the crown prince said this, the emperor and the two princes were silent.

They really didn't seem to have considered this problem, but no one would dare to marry this weirdo.

Otherwise, everything about your family will be exposed in a minute, making you the hot spot of the whole capital!

The Taiwei Mansion was really bustling that night, but it also solved a big problem.

This flower thief is shameless, but I didn't expect that there is someone more shameless than him. Now it depends on who is more invincible.

When Lin Mo followed his father back, he was still talking to the system about this matter.

Lin Mo: [System, will the news that the Taiwei dressed as a woman spread throughout the capital tomorrow? ]

System: [I think so. The rich people in the capital are very idle every day. You see, every time something happens to you, it spreads throughout the capital. The Taiwei will soon replace you and become a celebrity in the capital! ]

Lin Mo: [I didn't expect that my top position would be squeezed out by someone. It's okay, let him take this position! 】

Minister Lin: ...

Why do I feel that this position will be taken back by you soon?

Although he didn't understand what the term "top stream" meant, it should mean the first.

Sometimes Minister Lin's feeling was really correct. During the morning court the next day, Lin Mo was rewarded with an apple by the emperor. She happily took a big bite, and then she was embarrassed.

"Ahhhhh!"

Lin Mo pointed at the apple in her mouth and kept yelling. Others didn't know what was going on when they saw her like this.

Lin Mo kept shouting in her heart: [Help, help! The apple is stuck in my mouth! My teeth are stuck in the apple and I can't pull it out! ]

The system said angrily: [I knew it would be like this! Why did you bite such a big apple? Now it's stuck. 】

【I have never seen anyone get stuck while eating an apple. 】

The emperor who gave the apple: ...

The ministers watching: ...

This is really a strange thing, eating an apple and getting stuck in the mouth.

Emperor Xuande waved his hand, and then Eunuch Li brought a knife.

"Don't move, Lord Xiaolin, I can pull your tooth out later."

Eunuch Li carefully cut off the edge of the apple. While cutting, he suddenly felt that his other hand holding the apple was a little wet.

Looking down, my goodness, this person is really drooling!

The system said in surprise: [You are actually drooling at a eunuch! You are not my host anymore! Eunuch

Li's hand trembled, and he almost put the knife into Lin Mo's mouth.

Lin Mo looked at the knife stabbing into his mouth, and his eyes were about to fall out of his head in fear.

Oh my god, please control yourself! But even so, she still managed to get out of her mind and scold the system .

Lin Mo: [You are the one drooling at the eunuch, I can't stop the saliva with an apple in my mouth! How come the taste of a good sentence changes when you say it, are you a mentally retarded system? ]

Minister Lin has already covered his face with his right hand: Shame on you!

It took a long time before Lin Mo was rescued. When she was rescued, the whole court was quiet, and only the sound of her slurping saliva could be heard.

The main reason was that this scene was really not very pretty. A young girl drooling at a eunuch, no one would believe it if she told others, although drooling was also uncontrollable.

Emperor Xuande coughed lightly, and then said, "Don't be so anxious when eating, eat slowly, Xiaolin, no one is fighting with you for this apple, why don't others get stuck?"

System: [Who said no! Although they didn't get stuck! But someone knocked out his teeth! It's still in his mouth now!]

Lin Mo slurped his saliva and his eyes lit up instantly, [Who!]

Everyone who had just received the apple was shocked, it's over! Another person is going to be ruined!

Chapter 44 Si Nong talks nonsense, while General Chen dances passionately in the court!

Chapter 44 Si Nong spurted out his teeth, General Chen danced in the court!

The man with the broken tooth was panicked, what should he do!

Why is this apple so hard! Where did the emperor get this apple from! They don't have iron teeth or copper teeth, how can they bite such a hard apple!

The system has already started to tell Lin Mo who the man with the broken tooth is.

[Look to your left front, that person seems to be Lord Si Nong. ]

Si Nong spurted out the teeth in his mouth in a panic, and then the person standing in front of him only felt something hit the back of his neck, and then something slid down his collar into his clothes.

The person in front: ???

The person standing next to Si Nong was stunned at first: What just happened, what just spurted out of his mouth!

Lin Mo looked over and saw the scene just now.

[Oh my God! The real-life version of the Pea Shooter! He spurted out his own tooth! ]

System: [Yes, and the tooth fell into someone else's clothes. ]

The emperor sitting on the top saw this scene clearly, he bit his lips and used all his strength to turn his head away.

Can't laugh, can't laugh, I'm the emperor! How can I laugh at my subjects, I must not laugh!

The serious prince has been holding his nose so hard that his nostrils are dilated. He is the future crown prince and needs to be stable, so he can't laugh on this occasion.

At this moment, the person standing in front of Si Nong was about to collapse.

"What did you spit into my neck! Are you sick? You spit everything out in front of you!"

The official in front began to twist, trying to shake the tooth out of his clothes.

Now the tooth is tightly attached to the skin on his waist. There is a belt around his waist, so the tooth is stuck there.

Lin Mo looked at the coquettish figure of this adult, and the whole person was trembling, trying to hold back laughter.

[Hahahaha! I didn't expect that this adult who looks quite majestic could twist his body so coquettishly. I don't know if he twisted the tooth out. ]

The system now hates itself for not having a video recording function, otherwise it would be able to record this scene.

The pea shooter just now and the water snake dance now, this is a rare scene!

Next to the official who danced the water snake dance was Minister Lin. Minister Lin looked at the crazy person next to him and silently moved two steps to the side.

The others were almost going crazy from laughing, not to mention that General Chen's twisted posture was really seductive.

Si Nong looked at General Chen who was twisting wildly in front of him, and immediately stepped forward to help with a smile, "I'm sorry, General, I'll help you."

Si Nong smiled particularly apologetically, but his smile made everyone unable to hold back.

He was missing one of his front teeth, so when he smiled now, his front tooth was a black hole.

"Haha!"

A loud laugh broke out in the court, and Emperor Xuande really couldn't hold it in any longer.

Lin Mo laughed so hard that her whole body was almost bent like a shrimp, and there were many people who had the same experience as her.

A handsome uncle now lost his front teeth while eating an apple, and spat his front teeth into the collar of the person in front of him. He didn't know how to describe this series of events.

Even the system's voice was split by laughter: [No, no, I feel like my radio waves are turbulent from laughing. ]

[It seems that you can't fill teeth here, so Lord Si Nong will have to be missing a front tooth in the future, right. ]

Lin Mo: [I don't know about this. I don't know anything about dentistry, but I think there should be no technology for filling teeth now. 】

The situation over there with Si Nong and General Chen was still in chaos.

General Chen said angrily: "Why are you spraying your teeth when you say you have nothing to do! If you have this ability, then go to the battlefield and use your teeth to spray the enemy first! I want to see how many times you can spray with your teeth!"

Si Nong nodded vigorously and apologized, "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry."

Feeling the saliva sprayed on his face, General Chen took a deep breath and said with gritted teeth: "Hurry up and shut up, you spray your teeth and then spit! Are you a sprayer!"

These two people are here like they are acting in a comedy. Maybe General Chen doesn't think this is a comedy, but everyone is really happy to watch it.

In the end, Emperor Xuande asked two people to help them take out the tooth.

After the morning court session, Si Nong looked at his tooth and felt particularly sad.

Although he didn't let the little ancestor eat his melon today, he lost a tooth!

When the officials passed by him, they patted his shoulders sympathetically.

Even the emperor felt a little sorry for him, after all, he was the one who gave him the apple.

"Lord Sinon, the emperor said that he would find a skilled craftsman to make you a false tooth, which will definitely be able to pass off the fake as the real one." Eunuch Li tried hard to ignore the black hole in the man's mouth and said in a calm tone, "Just be a little more careful when you speak, and don't speak too harshly, otherwise it would be impolite to spit saliva on other people's faces."

Sinon made a long bow, "Thank you very much for the emperor's gift!"

The initials of the word "賜" made Eunuch Li squint his eyes, and saliva splashed into his eyes.

Eunuch Li wiped his eyes with his sleeve and sighed, "If you have nothing to do, go back first, take a good rest, and don't worry too much about the seeds."

Si Nong is in charge of agriculture. He is really busy during this period. This man is good at everything but a little too honest.

Lin Mo was still laughing wildly after returning home. She also told her brother and sister everything that happened in the court.

"You have no idea how funny it is. Si Nong just blew his teeth into General Chen's collar."

"General Chen twisted his body so coquettishly to get his teeth out! Even more coquettishly than a woman. I really can't imagine that a general can make his body so soft!"

That scene immediately appeared in the minds of Lin Qi and Lin Ran.

Tsk, how come it's a bit funny and a bit eye-catching.

Is it so lively every morning court?

Lin Mo wiped the tears from her eyes and continued, "After Lord Si Nong lost his big front tooth, the hole was particularly noticeable when he smiled. I wanted to stick my finger in it when I saw it."

After hearing this, Lin Qi and Lin Ran leaned back a bit, their movements were perfectly synchronized, and then they looked at her with perverted eyes and said, "Are you okay? My tooth has fallen out and you still want to stick your finger in the gap!"

Lin Mo: "What's the big deal? If it was my father's front tooth that fell out, I would have done it a long time ago. That hole is really attractive!"

Minister Lin, who had just walked in: ...

Chapter 45 The Third Prince of Xijiang Eloped with a Man

Chapter 45 The Third Prince of Xijiang Eloped with a Man

Lin Mo was still talking enthusiastically, not noticing that his elder brother and elder sister's faces had changed.

"I wonder if our father would spit like Lord Si Nong when he spoke if his teeth really fell out." Lin Mo couldn't help laughing when he thought of that scene.

The system was stunned. It completely forgot to remind Lin Mo. Lin Qi and Lin Ran in front of him were blinking their eyes so hard that they were about to cramp.

Why don't you turn your head and take a look! Both of us are blinking so hard that our eyes are about to cramp!

Lin Ran really wanted to turn her head around manually. Why is this person's reaction ability so poor!

Lin Mo looked at the distorted expressions of his brother and sister, and asked with concern: "Big brother and sister, are the muscles on your faces cramped? Do you want me to rub them for you?"

The system finally reacted, [Rubbing your ass! Your dad is here! He's standing behind you! ]

Your brother and sister have tortured these two pretty faces like this, and you haven't reacted yet! Usually these two people are so serious and stable!

Lin Mo took a breath of cool air when she heard the system's words, and then turned her head very slowly.

Minister Lin was standing right behind her with a dark face.

"Why don't you talk? I have no teeth, so you want to put your hand in my mouth, right? I have no teeth, so I will spit, right?" Minister Lin actually had a smile on his face when he spoke, but his smiling expression seemed particularly eerie and terrifying.

A usually serious person suddenly smiled at you, this is simply a horror story!

Lin Mo knelt down without hesitation, and then began to cry: "Dad~, I know I was wrong, I will never use you as an example again, Dad~."

The vibrato after this "ah" was particularly spiritual.

Minister Lin's face was almost as black as the bottom of a pot, and Lin Qi and Lin Ran stood beside him, lowering their heads and biting their lips.

If they didn't bite their lips, they were afraid that they would laugh.

I don't know if the crying sound is actually you howling. If someone who doesn't know what happened hears it, they might think that your father has passed away. It would be more appropriate if there is a suona sound.

The system was shocked by Lin Mo. The host's main feature is that he can bend and stretch! It has never seen such a shameless person. Oh no, I can't say that about the host. It has never seen such a sensible person!

"Get out of here quickly, go back to your yard, and make a mess for me every day." Although Minister Lin was really angry, he couldn't do anything about this guy.

What can he do with her? After all, she is his own daughter. You can't beat her to death.

How can a girl be so shameless? He educates his younger daughter in the same way as he educates his older daughter. Why does the younger daughter grow up so crooked? When

Lin Mo heard her father let her go, she immediately jumped up from the ground and dived out. This speed is really amazing.

The three Lin family members who were still in the room: ...

Lin Qi was silent for two seconds and then said, "I think Moer is quite talented in martial arts, don't you think so?"

Lin Ran twitched her mouth and nodded. How did she get out just now? Why did she feel like she saw a phantom?

Minister Lin had already closed his eyes and didn't care how she got out, as long as she didn't show up in front of him.

Lin Mo heaved a sigh of relief after coming out. She thought she was going to be beaten again.

Now even the system admires her ability to commit suicide. [Host, can you be more careful in the future? When you say bad things about others, you should also keep an eye on the west and listen to all directions. You are too obsessed with what you say. Look at your brother and sister's eyes twitching. You didn't notice it even after they gave you such a hint.]

Lin Mo said with a strong face: [Then I thought they had facial cramps. Who made them show it so subtly?]

System: [It's not obvious!]

Forget it, I won't talk to her. This person is just stupid.

After Lin Mo returned to his yard, he took out the wood carving. Looking at the wood carving, the system began to feel depressed again.

Lin Mo was very happy. "Finally, the wood carving is almost done. My skills are really good! My gift will definitely stand out from all the other gifts!"

Looking at the monkey wearing a crown and smiling in an extremely obscene way, the system said in its heart very tiredly: "Just be happy."

The news that the wood carving was finished was quickly passed to the emperor by the secret guards.

Emperor Xuande was actually quite excited when he heard the news.

"I don't know what kind of person that girl thinks I am. I should be dignified and majestic."

Eunuch Li smiled and said, "That's for sure. Lord Xiaolin will definitely carve your majesty very well."

In the next half a month, other foreign envoys arrived one after another. There were many new faces in the capital, and their appearance characteristics were also different from those of the locals.

Sometimes when Lin Mo was shopping, he would take a second look at these people. They felt like modern foreigners, but better looking than those foreigners.

As for the second prince of Western Xinjiang, he has not been out since he fell ill.

The next morning, the minister talked about these envoys again. There were many people making trouble in the capital during this period. Many foreign envoys thought that this place was the same as their own country, and civilians were slaves who could be bullied at will.

When talking about this, Lin Mo suddenly thought of the lost prince of Western Xinjiang.

[System, please talk about the prince of Western Xinjiang. Is he here? ]

Everyone immediately pricked up their ears and listened, and as usual, they lowered their voices by several degrees in order to be able to listen carefully to the gossip.

System: [Not yet. He arrived at Xirong smoothly two days ago, and was then detained by Xirong. Now Xirong is robbing Xijiang, and they want them to hand over the eldest prince. Xijiang will definitely bleed a lot this time.]

Lin Mo was speechless. Is there really nothing wrong with the eldest prince's brain? Even if you asked one more question, it wouldn't turn out like this. Aren't there any passers-by on the road? Will you die if you ask one more question?

Others didn't know what to say. Are there no normal princes in Xijiang? There are five princes in Xijiang, and only three of them are competitive, namely the eldest, the second and the third.

The eldest is stupid, and the second is not his biological son, so there is only the third.

Lin Mo was also very curious about the future of Xijiang. [System, who do you think will be the successor of Xijiang? The eldest and the second are not good enough, so the third is the only one left.]

System: [Oh, I forgot to tell you, the third prince of Xijiang eloped with a man, and now Xijiang is in chaos.]

Lin Mo took a breath of cool air, and the others took a breath of cool air in their hearts.

Is it so exciting! A prince eloped with a man?

Emperor Xuande frowned and suddenly felt that this matter was a bit familiar.

Uh...his uncle also ran away with a man, but it was not eloping, it was running away openly.