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Chapter 46: Minister Lin is infinitely charming, Lin Mo is glad that he doesn't have another male concubine

Chapter 46: Minister Lin is infinitely charming, Lin Mo is glad that he doesn't have another male concubine

However, Uncle Wang seems to be 60 this year, I really don't know when he can return the money.

The emperor's heart aches when he thinks of the borrowed money.

The national treasury is not rich and their royal family has no money. As a result, Uncle Wang took away a sum of money when he left. How could this be!

I don't know if the third prince of Xijiang took money when he eloped, but they are rich in gems and jades, so he should have taken away a lot of money.

When Emperor Xuande thought about how others were so rich and he was so poor, his mood suddenly became bad.

Although the national treasury was indeed much richer because of the raids on the mansions of several officials some time ago, there are still many places to spend money!

Lin Mo didn't know what the emperor was thinking. She was very curious about what the man who seduced the third prince looked like.

[System, what does the man who eloped with the third prince of Xijiang look like? He must be good-looking, otherwise how could he let a prince elope with him?]

The system scanned the officials in the court and said: [That man is also from the Great Yong Dynasty. He is a gentle and handsome man. He looks a bit like your father, but your father looks better than that man, and his temperament is a bit colder. If your father smiles often, he should be similar to that man.]

Minister Lin: ... Thank you.

All the civil and military officials in the court immediately secretly turned their eyes to the face of Minister Lin. Well, the system has praised Minister Lin's appearance many times. The Minister really deserves to be the third place winner of the imperial examination!

Lin Mo didn't know that her father was in a complicated mood. She was actually quite proud.

[Hahaha, he really deserves to be my father! Fortunately, it was not the third prince who came to our country, otherwise I was afraid that he would fall in love with my father at first sight. After all, he likes the type of my father, and my father is more handsome than that man. ]

System: [Yes! What if he really falls in love with your father and wants to come to marry, and insists on marrying your father, then you will have an extra male concubine. ]

The lips of all the civil and military officials were trembling, and Minister Lin's whole body was always shaking with anger.

Evil daughter! Misfortune for the family!

Although what Lin Mo said to the system was a bit absurd, it actually made sense. The more everyone present thought about it, the more they felt that it was right.

The corners of Emperor Xuande's mouth twitched, and he was frantically trying to control whether to laugh or not.

Hold it in! I'm the emperor! I have to be dignified and majestic!

Although this girl from the Lin family is really fun, she's really a waste of her father!

It's not easy for Minister Lin to live to this day in good health. Fortunately, this girl is not his daughter, otherwise he would have died young out of anger.

It's really fun to laugh at other people's families, but don't make jokes about your own family.

In order to prevent Minister Lin from fainting on the spot, the imperial physician has walked to his side, and he is always ready to take out his silver needle.

During this time, he became more and more proficient in the use of acupuncture. The technique that had been stagnant for a long time has now been perfected.

I guarantee that you will not feel any pain after one needle, and the main feature is fast, fierce and accurate!

Looking at the imperial physician who was always ready to take out the silver needle, Minister Lin:...

After the morning court was over, Lin Mo wanted to go to the street for a walk and play, but was dragged back home by Minister Lin.

Soon, bursts of wailing came from her yard.

"Dad, you are unreasonable! You always beat me for no reason! What did I do wrong!"

Lin Mo's crying voice came from the yard.

Minister Lin said angrily: "Do I have to choose a day to beat you? I really think you will become a scoundrel if I don't beat you one day!" Madam

Lin and Lin Qi and Lin Ran who were notified and rushed over: ...

Madam Lin sighed and said: "Your sister must have caused trouble again. Our family has become a celebrity in the capital."

Now, whenever she goes out, people will pull her aside to ask about that little girl, or ask her if there is any new gossip.

Lin Qi shook his head and said helplessly, "We are fine. I think the one who is under the most pressure among us should be Dad. After all, he has to go to court with my younger sister every day."

Lin Ran: "I also found that Dad's temper has become more and more irritable recently, and he often sits alone and sneers. Mom, when you are free, you can also enlighten Dad a little, otherwise I am afraid that he will have mental problems."

Mrs. Lin: ...

At night, Lin Mo lay on the bed and kept complaining to the system.

The system coaxed her like a child, [Oh, which child has not been beaten by his parents, and your father didn't beat you very hard. If he did, would you still be so lively? ]

Lin Mo: [Isn't this a heavy beating! He actually beat me with a cane! 】

System: [The cane only caused some superficial injuries. You will be fine after a day or two of rest. If you are in a bad mood, you will have a rest tomorrow. Go for a walk on the street and I will find you some fresh melons. 】

Very good, Lin Mo's mood improved immediately.

The only way to relieve worries is to eat melons!

She got up early the next morning before dawn. She was lying in bed wailing yesterday, but today she is full of energy.

System: ...I knew you were crying fake.

Now the capital city is really getting more and more lively. Lin Mo actually saw an acquaintance.

"Peacock!"

Wei Zhengan was strolling leisurely on the street, but suddenly heard the devil's cry.

The servant next to him: "...Young Master! How about we run!"

Wei Zhengan and the servant looked at each other, and then they ran away.

Lin Mo in the back: ...

[Why are they running away? I won't eat them. Is he afraid that I will go to their house for dinner again today? I brought money today, okay?]

Lin Mo was particularly dissatisfied with his reaction. She was rejected by Hua Kongque!

However, Hua Kongque's outfit today was quite nice. It was not as colorful as before. He was wearing a light blue robe, not to mention that he had the feeling of a gentle and elegant gentleman.

Except for the image of him running away.

System: [Maybe you really scared him last time. You even rode on his neck to go home and treated him as your mount. This may have cast a shadow on him for the rest of his life.]

Wei Zhengan ran to the door of his house in one breath before he dared to rest.

"Oh my God! Why did I meet that little devil on the street! I was so scared, so scared!"

Wei Zhengan patted his chest with a horrified look on his face.

Chapter 47 The eldest prince of Xijiang was sold to a brothel!

Chapter 47 The eldest prince of Xijiang was sold to a brothel!

Wei Zhengan now deeply regretted why he had provoked that little devil last time. Now, that little devil has remembered him.

"It's okay, it's okay. It's good that she didn't chase us. Why did Minister Lin let her out today? Isn't he afraid that she will cause trouble outside?"

The servant next to him said, "Maybe Minister Lin can't stand Lord Xiaolin anymore. He must need some time to relax after watching Lord Xiaolin all day long. He may let Lord Xiaolin out during this period of time."

It makes sense. Wei Zhengan believed it anyway.

"Tsk tsk tsk, although Minister Lin also needs his own space, it is still a bit hasty to let people out like this. How irresponsible it is to the people outside!"

The master and servant began to complain at their own door.

Suddenly, Wei Zhengan felt a little chilly from behind.

Lin Mo poked his head out from his shoulder and said with a smile: "I see you guys are chatting happily. May I join you?"

Peacock: !!!

"I was wrong! I was really wrong. Please forgive me and let me go! I really can't be a mount! I am alone!"

Wei Zhengan's main point is that he can bend and stretch. He is really afraid that he will be ridden away by others, mainly because the person in front of him seems to be able to do such a thing.

Lin Mo: ...

It seems that the blow to him last time was really big.

The system laughed and said: [Look at how scared you are. I am a big man over 1.8 meters tall and I am pale with fear. You look like a bully who robbed Minnan. ]

[Who robbed Minnan? Is there anyone in this world who is worthy of me? I, Lord Xiaolin, am invincible! ]

System: ...

Wei Zhengan: ...

Just be happy, but there is indeed no one in this world who is worthy of you for the time being.

They can't imagine what kind of person is worthy of Lin Mo.

"Hua Kongque, I was drunk last time, I'm sorry, to express my apology to you, I will treat you to dinner today! You can buy anything on the street!"

Lin Mo brought enough money today, so the tone was particularly big.

Wei Zhengan suddenly felt a little flustered. He looked at the servant next to him, who quickly lowered his head to avoid the gaze of his master.

Can't see, can't see! Don't look at me, don't look at me! I'm just a servant who can't do anything!

Because he didn't dare to refuse, Wei Zhengan was taken away.

The two people walking on the street were quite conspicuous. The third prince saw the two people from a distance.

"Tsk, why is Wei Zhengan with Lin Mo? Is he really brave?"

The second prince smiled and shook his head, "I always feel that something exciting is going to happen today, why don't we follow and take a look."

The brothers looked at each other and quickly followed, but kept a very safe distance.

The system was directing Lin Mo to go to a gladiatorial arena. This gladiatorial arena was built by those foreigners. It was relatively simple, and the people fighting in it were their own people.

[Big melon, big melon, there is a big melon here! ]

Lin Mo was immediately excited. It turned out that he still needed to walk around more!

Wei Zhengan breathed a sigh of relief. As long as it wasn't his own melon, it didn't matter if it was someone else's.

The second prince and the third prince were hiding in the back, and when they heard that there was a big melon, they immediately found a position to listen to the melon, and these two even brought their own melon seeds.

Lin Mo: [Hurry up and tell me what melon it is! Is it from our country or from another country! 】

System: [There are people from your country and other countries. Did you see the fat man in the arena? He is a general of Xirong. He arrived overnight yesterday and brought the eldest prince of Xijiang with him. Then he sold the eldest prince of Xijiang! 】

Everyone present took a breath of cool air. Fortunately, ordinary people could not enter the arena. Only dignitaries and nobles came to watch. Ordinary

people did not like to deal with these foreigners. They basically would not go to places where there were many foreigners. At most, they would come into contact with those people when they needed to buy something.

Lin Mo swallowed his saliva and said with emotion: [Is it really okay for him to sell the prince of a country? Does he want the two countries to go to war? 】

The second and third princes who were hiding in the back nodded quickly. Yes, yes, they sold out the prince. Are you kidding?

System: [He didn't know that it was the eldest prince of Xijiang. Wasn't the eldest prince of Xijiang detained by Xirong? Then he found an opportunity to escape secretly. He happened to meet the Xirong general who was riding a horse at full speed to Dayong. When the Xirong general came, he didn't bring much luggage, so he robbed him. 】

Everyone: ...How convenient is this? Are they so chaotic? Even a civilian can't be robbed like this.

At this moment, Lin Mo especially wanted to meet the weird eldest prince of Xijiang. Why are the things that happened to him so strange?

Lin Mo: [Where was the eldest prince sold to? Was he sold to someone as a slave?]

System: [No! He sold him to your brothel. Don't you have a men's brothel here? The eldest prince of Xijiang is good-looking, a mixed-blood handsome man, much better looking than the second prince. The Xirong general sold him to a brothel because of his looks. He is worth a lot of money!]

Lin Mo's mouth twitched when she heard the system's words. She found it funny and ridiculous.

Wei Zhengan was petrified, and the expressions of others were similar.

The second and third princes put themselves in the shoes of the eldest prince of Xijiang.

Oh my God! This is too tragic. A good prince ended up like this. I don't know if he is innocent.

Someone has secretly reported this to the emperor. No matter what, we can't let the prince of another country get into trouble here.

[System, you say, why don't we go to that brothel tonight to take a look! I want to see what kind of person this prince is. I didn't expect that there is such a strange person in the world! ]

System: [Oh, no matter what kind of strange person he is, he can't compare to you. But tonight is the first night of the auction of the prince's property. You can go and take a look. ]

The first night of the auction! Everyone looked at each other with extremely complicated expressions.

So they must buy the eldest prince back, right?

When the emperor received the news, his emotions were extremely complicated.

"The prince was sold to a brothel! So we have to send someone to buy him back, right?"

Eunuch Li nodded: "It should be, but we can use this to ask Xirong and Xijiang to compensate together, so it should be another large sum of money."

Emperor; Tsk! This is a good idea!

Chapter 48: The Third Prince and the Monkey Steal Peaches, Lin Mo is Beaten by His Father

Chapter 48: The Third Prince Steals Peaches, Lin Mo Is Beaten by His Father

That night, all the people who went to the brothel were disguised court officials, and Lin Mo was among them.

Those people told her: "An envoy from Western Xinjiang saw the eldest prince of Western Xinjiang stranded here, so the emperor sent us to check the situation. If Lord Xiao Lin wants to watch from the side, it's okay, but you must find a safe place. It may be a bit chaotic tonight."

Lin Mo: "Okay, okay, I will definitely not disturb you from doing things! Don't worry!"

[System! What's going on? It feels like it's going to be very lively tonight. Let's find a place to eat melons! ]

System: [Hmmmm! ]

After a while, the eldest prince of Western Xinjiang was brought out. He looked dazed and must have been drugged.

"Dear guests, we have a good guy here today. If anyone wants to have a chance with him, you can bid! The starting price is ten taels!"

There are both men and women in this brothel. I have to say that the people of Dayong are really open-minded.

"I bid ten taels!"

"I bid twenty taels!"

"Thirty taels!"

Maybe the appearance of this eldest prince really suits these people's tastes. After a while, the eldest prince was bid for three hundred taels. He is quite a beautiful man from an exotic region.

Lin Mo was stunned! The officials present hesitated between bidding and not bidding.

Suddenly, the system shouted!

[Host, hide! There is an assassin! 】

This sentence made Lin Mo and the officials feel a little nervous, but the other guests didn't notice it because they were far away and their minds were on the eldest prince on the stage.

Lin Mo was quick and got under the table in the corner. The next second after she got in, the door was suddenly kicked open.

It was the first time that Lin Mo saw such a scene: [Oh my God! It's a real assassin! Who are they here to assassinate!]

System: [They are here to assassinate the eldest prince. They are from Western Xinjiang. Anyway, don't go out. I have a protection mechanism here. If you encounter danger, it will automatically let you avoid danger.]

The scene was really chaotic now. Lin Mo closed his mouth and got under the table, not daring to move.

The emperor and the Lin family were almost scared crazy when they got the news.

Minister Lin put on his robe and ran outside. Lin Qi and Lin Ran were also panicked. Mrs. Lin was the first to faint.

"Don't panic, my lord! Lady Xiao Lin has a protection mechanism, so nothing should happen, and she has secret guards there."

The person who came to deliver the message saw that they were so panicked and quickly stopped them.

Minister Lin immediately turned into a roaring emperor: "How can I not panic! That's my daughter in there! She has lived happily since she was a child and has never encountered such a thing. She will definitely be scared!"

At this moment, Lin Mo, who was scared, squatted under the table and watched the fight with his eyes wide open.

[Oh my God! This is a real martial arts movie! Wow! 】

System: [It is indeed very exciting. 】

The officials who were hiding with her: ...You are still watching the show at this time!

Suddenly, an assassin appeared from nowhere, and it was too late for the system to remind him. The person next to Lin Mo was held hostage.

"Stop it or I will kill him!"

The captured third prince: ...

Why am I the unlucky one again! There are so many people hiding in that group, why did they choose me all of a sudden!

Seeing the third prince being held by this person, the atmosphere suddenly became tense.

System: [Why are you so nervous? He holds his knife upside down?

Everyone's eyes were immediately on the knife. My goodness, the sharp side is facing outwards.

Maybe the assassin is nervous.

Lin Mo smiled obscenely and said: [Hehehe, what a great opportunity, Third Prince! Hurry up and use the monkey stealing peach trick to escape! ]

Everyone: ...

The tense atmosphere disappeared in an instant. It turns out that it is still up to our Lord Xiaolin to adjust the atmosphere.

The Third Prince seized the opportunity and stole the peach, causing the assassin to scream.

Everyone present was stunned by the Third Prince's move, and at the same time took a breath of cool air.

Lin Mo praised in his heart: [This move is really smooth! I didn't expect that the Third Prince and I had the same idea, not bad! ]

The system was speechless: [Uh... Just be happy. ]

After all the assassins were caught, the Third Prince looked at the assassin who was holding him and showed a wicked sneer.

"You dared to hold me hostage? You came to me to die. Who can you blame?"

The assassin: ...

You people in Dayong are all sick!

When the Lin family arrived, the scene had already been cleaned up. Lin Mo was in the crowd and looking around.

"Lin Mo! Get out of here!"

Minister Lin was dressed in rags and looked angry.

System: [It's over, you're done! Your father is here! Run!]

Lin Mo ran away subconsciously when she heard the system. In fact, she didn't even see where her father was, and then she ran in the wrong direction and rushed into her father's arms first.

System: ...

Everyone: ...

Minister Lin who was hit by the small cannonball: ...

Lin Mo is really crying now, [Why didn't you tell me my dad is here! ]

The system said speechlessly: [You didn't give me time! Can't you ask me yourself! ]

Lin Qi and Lin Ran stood in the back and sighed. Sometimes they felt that their sister's brain was really a little bit off, but she was very confident.

While everyone was still not able to react, Lin Mo turned around and ran with his head in his arms.

Minister Lin immediately started to chase, cursing as he chased. The father and daughter were particularly conspicuous on this street.

Lin Qi and Lin Ran silently covered their faces. It was so embarrassing!

"Dad! Don't chase me. I know I was wrong! I will never do such a dangerous thing again! I will never watch the excitement outside again!"

Lin Mo threw his two short legs upside down, but was still caught by his father.

Listening to the screams, the system sighed and said to Lin Mo very sympathetically: [Amen, I am with you. It's just a beating. We can just get through it! ]

But as soon as it finished speaking, it blocked its own hearing very cleanly.

Phew, it's quiet now. I have collected a lot of energy today. I'm so happy.

This meal of bamboo shoots and pork kept Lin Mo out of bed for two days. Even the emperor sent someone to see her.

"Don't worry, Lord Xiaolin. The emperor will never let go of those assassins from yesterday." Who would have thought that the one who was most seriously injured in yesterday's accident was Lin Mo. It's

just that Lin Mo was beaten by his own father.

Lin Mo raised his head from the bed with a strong will, and said, "I don't care about those assassins. I want to know what happened to the eldest prince of Xijiang." [I will not rest in peace until I eat the whole melon!]

System: ...

The person who came to deliver the message: ...

Chapter 49: Assassinating the Emperor, Imperial Physician Zhao's Torrential Pear Blossom Needle is perfected!

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Chapter 49 Assassination of the Emperor, Doctor Zhao's Rain of Pear Blossom Needles is perfected!

The person who delivered the message was really impressed by Lin Mo. He couldn't even get up from the bed but was still thinking about gossip.

"The eldest prince of Xijiang is fine. He has woken up now. This time it is a matter between Xijiang and Xirong. It has nothing to do with us." After

saying this, the man left in a hurry. The main reason was that Lord Xiaolin's shining eyes staring at people were really scary. It was

the first time he saw someone's eyes shining when gossiping.

After the person left, the system was very considerate and told Lin Mo about the follow-up: [Your emperor took advantage of this incident to cheat others. ]

Lin Mo: [Isn't this what he should do? We rescued the eldest prince. They should compensate us! Your Majesty did the right thing! 】

After Lin Mo recovers from his injury, the emperor's birthday party will also begin.

Now the whole capital is bustling with activity. As court officials, Lin Mo and Minister Lin also have to go to the palace for the banquet.

"Don't cause me any trouble today, or I'll beat you to death when I get home!"

Because of Lin Mo, Minister Lin has basically turned from a civil official into a military commander. It's really heartbreaking to talk about it.

Lin Mo patted her chest and said affirmatively: "Dad, don't worry, I will never let you down on such an important occasion!"

The westerners of the Lin family looked at her suspiciously, with the same expression on their faces: Are you really serious about what you said?

Before leaving, Madam Lin pulled Minister Lin aside and whispered, "You must keep an eye on her! There is a secret compartment in your belt. I put a bunch of thin ropes in the compartment. If this girl gets into trouble, you must tie her up!"

Minister Lin held his wife's hand and nodded seriously, "Madam, don't worry, I will definitely control this girl!"

Lin Qi, who saw all this, said:... Look at what you have forced your parents into.

The palace banquet was really lively, and the various treasures presented by various small countries were also dazzling.

Lin Mo put his human-shaped monkey in his arms and was very happy: [System, it seems that their intentions are not as good as mine. 】

The system thought about the appearance of the ape and said in a very speechless manner: [Your kindness is indeed very generous. The kindness of these people combined is not as generous as yours. 】

After hearing the system's words, the people around were secretly looking at Lin Mo, and even the emperor was a little expectant.

What kind of thing could be carved with such a generous intention?

Soon it was the turn of the ministers of the country to present gifts. Lin Mo walked up with a swagger and took out his own big ape.

"Long live the emperor, this is a gift that I specially prepared for the emperor. I carved the emperor myself."

Everyone present looked at the big ape with a dull look and a look of disbelief.

Emperor Xuande stared at the gift with wide eyes. No, this thing is a little similar to him, except that they both wear crowns on their heads.

Lin Mo felt everyone's gaze and looked very proud: [System, you see, they are all shocked by me, my carving skills are really amazing! ]

The system also gave up, and then shamelessly praised: [Yes, this lifelike monkey, you carved the ancestor of mankind! ]

Everyone: ??? Is the ancestor of mankind a monkey?

Emperor Xuande suppressed the frustration in his heart and laughed dryly twice, "Well, I received the kindness of Minister Xiaolin, come, take this gift."

Take it quickly! It's so eye-catching!

Those foreign envoys looked at the monkey in deep thought, is this the art of the Great Yong Dynasty? They have to learn it well!

Some people even drew the monkey and labeled it as "Emperor of Dayong"!

The prince who saw all this: ...

Father! Your majestic image will be destroyed from today! The image of our Dayong will also be destroyed from now on! From

now on, when people mention the emperor of Dayong, they will think of him as a monkey! A big-mouthed monkey!

The second and third princes looked at each other and said with relief: "Fortunately, we don't have to inherit the throne. From now on, when people mention the monkey emperor of Dayong, they will think of us as father and elder brother. It has nothing to do with us two."

The officials around: ... Are you serious?

After Lin Mo gave the gift, he began to eat and drink. It's no wonder that the food he made tasted much better since the emperor had money. I guess he has money to buy ingredients.

Just as she was enjoying the singing and dancing, the system issued a warning: [Oh no, there is an assassin! ]

Lin Mo sprayed the contents in his mouth, grabbed Minister Lin's hair and stuffed him under the table, "Dad! Don't worry, I will protect you!"

Minister Lin, who was bald after the incident: ...

The surroundings suddenly became chaotic. It seems that the assassin is going for the emperor.

There are several assassinations of the emperor every year. I don't know what they are trying to do. The country is so poor. If you kill the emperor, who will use their own money to subsidize the national treasury.

The prince stood beside Emperor Xuande, and the second and third princes protected them. One is the emperor and the other is the future crown prince. These two people must not get into trouble.

Suddenly, Lin Mo seemed to see an extraordinary person in the crowd.

Lin Mo said in surprise: [Isn't that Imperial Physician Zhao!]

The court officials hiding nearby also saw Imperial Physician Zhao fighting with the assassin.

My goodness, although he didn't have any martial arts skills, he actually trained his needles into flying needles. Before the other person's sword came, his needles had already flown out and pierced the other person's acupuncture points.

System: [Could this be the legendary Torrential Pear Blossom Needle! Too powerful!]

Lin Mo couldn't help but applaud: [Our country's imperial physician is really a hidden talent! Doctor

Zhao grabbed a handful of silver needles and rushed to the emperor, then said bravely: "Your Majesty! Don't worry! I will protect you!" The

emperor, the crown prince and the two princes were completely stunned:...

What happened just now? Were those silver needles flying in the air?

Doctor Zhao smiled evilly. After so much practice, he had already mastered the acupuncture skills to perfection. This was all thanks to Lord Kobayashi.

At this moment, Lin Mo was suppressed by Minister Lin, who was afraid that this girl would rush out in a fit of anger.

System: [Get out of the way! An assassin is coming here!]

Lin Mo turned his head quickly and saw, oh my god! An assassin who was crippled by Doctor Zhao actually crawled over with a knife in his hand.

Lin Mo: [Huha! Watch me!]

Lin Mo pulled off the hairpin on his father's head and rushed out. After

the last assassination, Lin Mo has grown up completely!

System: [Host, don't worry, I have a protection mechanism! You can rush forward without worry!]

The disheveled Minister Lin and all his people: !!! Go to your head! Go!

Chapter 50 Lin Mo Human Shield: Hahaha, if you're a man then cut me!

Chapter 50 Lin Mo Human Shield: Hahaha, if you are a man, then cut me!

Lin Mo rushed to the front and stepped on the assassin.

The system kept cheering: [Grab his face! Stab his chest! ]

Lin Mo very obediently used her Nine Yin White Bone Claw to catch the assassin, but she still didn't dare to use this hairpin to stab people, so she first took a chair to pin him down.

Now the assassin is exactly like a turtle, lying on the ground with a chair on his back.

Everyone: ...

[Host, be careful, someone is coming towards you! ]

When Lin Mo heard the system's words, she looked up and saw a knife slashing towards her, and then she subconsciously caught it with her hand, caught it!

Lin Mo: [I can actually catch a knife with my bare hands! ]

The system laughed: [Protection mechanism activated! Copper skin and iron bones! 】

Lin Mo was extremely excited when he heard this. Others were stunned and tried to catch the knives with their hands. This was really not a joke!

But the next second Lin Mo rushed into the group of assassins. Whoever was about to be hit by the assassins would be blocked by the knife. This human-shaped shield could also move from place to place. Its main function was to move wherever it was needed!

Lin Mo was flying all over the field, [Hahaha, Copper Skin and Iron Bones! Isn't this just a real shield? Let me unleash the maximum power of this Copper Skin and Iron Bones! All the knives come at me! ]

Now even the assassins were stunned. Why couldn't the knives penetrate? Where did this crazy woman come from! She is here to block knives for others!

Seeing the assassin in front of him not daring to chop, Lin Mo patted his chest and shouted: "Come on! Are you scared? Chop here if you have the guts!"

"Come and chop me if you are a man! If I don't chop you, you are not a man!"

System: [Host! Let him chop your head! I will use this copper skin and iron bones to the maximum, and let your head break his knife! ]

Those ministers were completely stunned. When Minister Lin saw Lin Mo going to block the knife for others, his heart almost stopped in fear.

The Minister of War carefully moved to the side of Minister Lin, patted his shoulder and comforted him, saying: "Don't worry, don't worry, Miss Xiao Lin will be fine. You can tell from her lively appearance that there will be no problem at all."

Minister Lin: ...My heart is a little complicated at the moment, please don't

talk The protected Emperor Xuande swallowed his saliva, and then said to the prince: "I am not mistaken, she went up to block the knife for others!"

The prince looked at Lin Mo who was blocking the knife for others on the field with a complicated expression and replied: "You are not mistaken, she is still blocking the knife for others now, is she really not afraid that we will discover her secret?"

What is wrong with this person's brain? Doesn't she think that she is too conspicuous? How can she use her body to block the knife and sword? Isn't she afraid that others will think she is a monster?

Lin Mo at this moment: [Hahaha, who else! Who else! Please call me the best human shield! 】

System: 【Hahaha, keep going, I love seeing these people shocked, I want to give them this kind of shock, don't worry, I've found an excuse for you to be invulnerable, just say you practiced a kind of martial arts to be invulnerable.】

Lin Mo: 【Golden Bell Cover Iron Cloth Shirt!】

System: 【Yes, yes, yes, that's it! So take off my host! Use your greatest ability!】

With the help of Lin Mo, none of them died, and those who were injured were only slightly injured. As for the assassins, they have all fallen.

The assassin leader was seriously injured and looked at Lin Mo with disbelief, "You, you witch!"

Lin Mo showed a brilliant smile: "Thank you for your compliment, I'm not that witch."

The setting of a witch is usually a beautiful woman. This person is complimenting her beauty. She also knows that she is very beautiful. I didn't expect that she has reached the level of a witch in the eyes of others.

The assassin leader exhaled and then fell down completely.

It is unknown which country these assassins were sent from. At first, Lin Mo thought they were locals. As a result, when the cloth covering their faces was taken off, it was found that these people looked a little different from their locals.

All the assassins were caught, and no one killed them, after all, they still had to be interrogated.

Minister Lin looked at the smug Lin Mo, and immediately rushed forward and kicked him.

"I told you to rush forward! I told you to block for others! Are you tired of living?"

Lin Mo dodged, and then the father and daughter started chasing each other and fighting.

If it weren't for the face that was propped up by Minister Lin's disheveled hair, people would think he was crazy.

Emperor Xuande wanted to say something, but now he forced himself to hold back the words.

This girl really needs to be punished. People were hiding from her, but she rushed forward to block for others, and she was so cocky.

Lin Mo apologized while running, and the main point was that I admit my mistakes but I won't change.

In the end, the emperor couldn't stand it anymore and ordered people to capture the father and daughter.

"Well, Lord Lin, Lord Xiao Lin was also eager to save the driver today, so don't blame her so much. I don't know why Lord Xiao Lin is invulnerable to swords and spears."

Emperor Xuande gave Lin Mo a chance to explain.

Lin Mo patted the two footprints on his buttocks and said happily: "This is called the Golden Bell Cover Iron Cloth Shirt. Practicing this martial art is enough to make people invulnerable to swords and spears! But ordinary people can't practice it. The reason I can practice it is that I have a natural talent for martial arts. I am a rare martial arts genius! I don't usually use this skill."

Listening to her bragging about herself like this, the system felt a little embarrassed: [Oh, don't brag so much, you are almost blowing your own trumpet to the sky. 】

Others: ...I knew your answer would be shameless, but I didn't expect you to be so shameless and have a natural talent for martial arts. Where can a delicate and noble lady learn such martial arts!

Emperor Xuande smiled awkwardly and didn't know how to respond to her. The crown prince, the second prince and the third prince were so embarrassed that their mouths were cramped from trying to hold back their laughter.

This Lin Mo was really funny. They had never seen such a shameless person.

Minister Lin couldn't bear to watch it any longer, so he pulled Lin Mo over and said to the emperor, "Your Majesty, I have some family matters to take care of, so I will leave first."

Emperor Xuande waved his hand quickly, "Go ahead, but don't hit the child. You just kicked her twice, which is enough. What if you hurt her?"

Lin Mo looked at his father with horror, "Are you going to beat me again when you go back?"

Minister Lin bowed to the emperor, and then took Lin Mo away.

Looking at the backs of the father and daughter, everyone present sighed.

It seemed that Lady Xiao Lin's life was in danger today. I hope I can see her when I go to court tomorrow.

After Lin Mo was taken home, she was greeted by a beating by the Westerners. Mrs. Lin almost fainted again after knowing what happened at the banquet.

"Beat her! Beat her hard! If I don't beat her, she will not know her place!"

Lin Qi and Lin Ran were both furious, and Lin Mo's screams were heard at night.

The secret guards hiding in the tree shook their heads when they heard the screams. It was too miserable! I hope that Master Xiaolin will be fine tomorrow.

All the officials sent people to secretly inquire about Lin Mo, and they found out that she was beaten all night. They also felt funny and angry.

Minister Lin's life is really wonderful with a daughter like this!

Chapter 51 Big news: Princess Xin secretly sells Prince Xin's underwear in private!

Chapter 51 Big news, Princess Xin secretly sells Prince Xin's underwear in private!

The next morning when the court was about to start, everyone was paying attention to whether Lin Mo came today.

Even Emperor Xuande was curious. He originally wanted to exempt the girl from the morning court today, but he really couldn't help wanting to eat melons.

"Is she here? Is she here? Why hasn't she come yet? Could it be that she really won't come today?" Emperor Xuande had asked Eunuch Li to go out and check several times.

Eunuch Li shook his head: "No, Minister Lin hasn't come yet, but the Shangshu Mansion didn't let anyone come to ask for leave, so she should come today."

Finally, when the morning court was about to start, Lin Mo appeared in the eyes of thousands of people.

It's just that her walking posture was a little bit wrong.

The system praised: [Your O-legged, outward-facing walking posture is so domineering! ]

Lin Mo chuckled twice, [What domineering bullshit, my butt is burning now, and it hurts when my clothes are slightly rubbed. I don't know why my mother hits me so hard, when it was obviously my father who beat me in the past. ]

Minister Lin: ... So it doesn't hurt when I hit you, right?

Lin Mo's walking posture undoubtedly made her the most beautiful girl in the crowd. The third prince couldn't help but imitate her walking posture when he saw her walking posture.

"Tsk, how badly did you get beaten last night? If you really can't do it, you can ask for leave today."

When attending court, Lin Mo was particularly conspicuous in the crowd.

Lin Mo: [My butt hurts and burns so much, can you tell me two melons to divert my attention? ]

System: [Okay! I really have a big melon here! It belongs to Prince Xin! 】

Prince Xin, who was sitting in a wheelchair: ...

other people's attention was immediately drawn to him. Fortunately, everyone was used to multitasking, otherwise it would really delay the handling of national affairs.

Lin Mo glanced at Prince Xin, who was sitting in a wheelchair, and really couldn't think of what was so special about him.

Prince Xin was a handsome man of the gentle uncle type. Even now that he was older, his charm increased. If he stood up from the wheelchair, he would definitely be more charming.

What kind of thing could this handsome uncle have?

The system smiled obscenely, and then said: [You don't know this. Since the last incident with Prince Qi ended, everyone knows that Prince Xin was the great hero who defended the country, so his popularity among the people continued to rise. 】

【Some people even started to sell his personal belongings secretly, and they also told all kinds of legends and sold them at high prices, but most of them were fake. 】

Lin Mo: [How much is it! ] This is the only thing she cares about the most.

System: [The minimum price is fifty taels of silver. The more personal the items are, the higher the price will be. ]

The ministers took a deep breath in their hearts. Is it so expensive? Fifty taels of silver is enough for ordinary people to live a worry-free life for several years.

Emperor Xuande looked at the clothes he was wearing. What if he took out the clothes he was wearing and sold them? It can't be lower than his brother's. After all, he is the emperor.

Prince Xin's face has begun to turn slightly red. He usually eats the melons of other ministers happily. Now he understands the feelings of other ministers who are favored by Lin Mo.

System: [Later, this matter reached the ears of Princess Xin. Guess what Princess Xin did.]

Lin Mo and the system immediately understood each other: [She started selling Prince Xin's personal belongings herself!]

System: [Yes! The most expensive item was the old underwear that had been worn! And Princess Xin asked people in the mansion to sell it. Things that came out of the mansion must be real. This pair of old underwear sold for hundreds of taels of silver!] Lin Mo

took a breath of cool air, and then immediately looked at Prince Xin.

Prince Xin was a little scared by her look. What was she trying to do with this look!

In fact, not only Lin Mo was looking at him, but other ministers including the emperor and the prince were also looking at him.

Especially the emperor, as a poor emperor, why didn't he tell him about this way of making money! He had so many old underwear that he had worn before!

After all, Eunuch Li had served the emperor for so long, and he knew what the emperor was thinking as soon as he saw his face.

Eunuch Li went over and whispered, "Your Majesty, your underwear will definitely not be sold. Your underwear can't even cover your buttocks. How can people believe that this is the emperor's underwear?"

Emperor Xuande's excited heart calmed down all of a sudden:... So what if it's a little torn? Even if it's torn, it's really worn by the emperor! Those people really have no vision!

Prince Xin held the wheelchair with his hands, sighing in his heart.

He said that all his old underwear that he had worn before were gone, and the family seemed to be a little better off recently. It turned out that he sold his underwear to earn the money!

Princess! It's good that you are frugal, but can you try another method!

(Princess Xin: No! This is the fastest way to make money!)

Lin Mo has another very important question to ask the system: [Tongzi, are the underwear sold by Princess Xin original or washed? ]

Everyone: ...

Prince Xin already looks hopeless, he should call in sick today! Otherwise, how could he be targeted by this little devil!

The system chuckled twice and said in a very special tone: [It depends on how the outsiders bid, but I have to say that Princess Xin is an honest person, and she will especially meet the requirements of various buyers. ]

The honest husband of the Prince Xin: ...

Wife! Do you know that I lost face because of you today! Prince Xin raised his head and wanted to cry to the sky.

At this moment, Princess Xin, who was tidying up the yard with her family at home, sneezed.

I have to say that this melon is really a big melon, and it is also a particularly strange melon.

These people have never heard of such a thing in this era, but there are quite a lot of such things in modern times.

Lin Mo secretly looked at his father, and then said to the system: [You said my father is also a famous scholar, and he is the best-looking one in recent decades. He is also considered to be a good-looking man in the court. If I sell his underwear, the price should be okay. ]

[And my brother, my brother is also very popular in the capital, and he is also the dream of many women. The price of his underwear should not be low. ]

Minister Lin widened his eyes: !!! What do you want to do, you scumbag!

The system was also shocked by Lin Mo's train of thought: [Are you serious? If you really do this, I think you might be beaten to death.]

The ministers cast sympathetic eyes towards Minister Lin, and the official standing next to Minister Lin even told him: "Take good care of your underwear and your son's clothes recently. I think Lord Xiao Lin seems to be serious."

Chapter 52 Lin Mo covets King Xin's wheelchair and rides a pig in the middle of the night

Chapter 52 Lin Mo coveted the wheelchair of Prince Xin and rode a pig in the middle of the night

Maybe Lin Mo really had a little bit of reason in the end to stop her, and she finally gave up the idea.

Lin Mo: [But our family doesn't seem to be so poor, let's let my father and brother go first. If the family falls into poverty in the future, we can use this method! ]

Minister Lin: ...You are sick, and you are still thinking about your family falling into poverty.

Even the system thinks that Lin Mo's idea is very weird. It's just his host. Even if it's weird, what can it do? At most, it will make this world crazy.

The morning court finally ended, and Prince Xin broke out in a cold sweat while sitting in the wheelchair.

But when walking outside, Lin Mo slowly walked to Prince Xin's side without knowing when.

Prince Xin appeared calm on the surface, but he was terrified inside: !!! Minister Lin! Take your daughter away quickly!

Everyone turned their eyes to this side quietly. Is Lord Lin still unwilling to let Prince Xin go?

The system couldn't figure out what its host wanted to do. [What are you doing? Are you attracted to this handsome uncle? I tell you that there is a generation gap between you two! His son is two years older than you!]

[His wife is beating people! She beats people more fiercely than your father!]

Everyone's breathing almost stopped when they heard the system's words. Minister Lin's eyes turned white and he almost fainted.

Prince Xin's hands began to tremble. He was scared.

He has worked diligently and conscientiously all his life, and he has never done anything against the law!

This devil wouldn't really like him, would he? He is of the same generation as her father!

Lin Mo really wanted to knock open the head of this system to see if it was a brain-dead system.

[Are you sick? Why would I like an old man? There are so many outstanding young men in the capital, I can pick any one of them. I like his wheelchair! ]

[It's really tiring to walk around every day. It would be great if I could sit in a wheelchair like him. Then I can have someone push me from behind, and I can sit in the wheelchair and eat snacks. Wow, this life is really wonderful! ]

People:...You have a beautiful idea. He has disabled legs and feet, why do you, a person with healthy hands and feet, sit in a wheelchair?

"Your Highness, are you selling this wheelchair?"

Prince Xin had a numb face: "I'm sorry, I can't sell it. I still need to sit in it to travel. If you really want it, I can recommend you a carpenter who can make this chair."

Lin Mo shook his head, "No, no, it takes too long to make. I want a ready-made one. Do you have any extra ones at home?"

Minister Lin's fist was already hard. Doctor Zhao hurried over to persuade him: "Don't be angry, don't be angry, calm down."

Just when Lin Mo was depressed, the system suddenly said in surprise: [Oh, I know where there is a wheelchair! There is a bandit hideout on the outskirts of the capital. They are preparing to create chaos in the capital. Their old man has weak legs, so they have a particularly luxurious wheelchair! 】

Everyone present took a breath of cool air, and the expression on Minister Lin's face suddenly became serious. Everyone listened to the system.

Lin Mo asked in surprise: [So as long as I destroy that hiding place, can I get the wheelchair?]

System: [Right! So let's rush now! I'll activate the protection mechanism for you!]

Everyone: !!! Rush! Where are you going! Shouldn't this matter be reported to the authorities? You can also report it to the emperor!

Seeing that Lin Mo was about to take off, Minister Lin jumped and caught him.

"Go home for me!"

Lin Mo, who was about to take off:...

[Ahhhh! Wheelchair, I want a wheelchair! I want to sit in the court too! 】

The system sighed and said quietly:【Who let your father catch you? Why don't you change a mount? Didn't you always want a mount?】

Lin Mo:【Can you help me get one? I'll tell you in advance that I can't ride a horse.】

The system chuckled and said proudly:【It doesn't matter if you can't. I've collected enough energy recently. I bought a taming mechanism that can tame an animal.】

Minister Lin held Lin Mo and listened to their conversation until his temples were about to explode.

It was really worrying and annoying!

However, no one expected that a wheelchair would actually lead to a thief's den.

When Emperor Xuande heard the news, he didn't know what to say.

"Is she so resentful about standing to attend court? Prince Xin is eager to stand up, but she, if the bed can be moved to the court, she will probably really be able to lie down to attend court."

I have never seen such a lazy person!

The prince: "Lady Xiaolin has a pure mind, it is not surprising that she has such thoughts, but your father does not need to worry about this matter, Minister Lin will take good care of her."

"The hunting will be held in a few days. Do you plan to let Lady Xiaolin go with us?"

There will be a hunting before the exam, and most officials will go.

Emperor Xuande said without thinking: "Then she must go. If she doesn't go, we will lose a lot of happiness. But I don't know if she can ride a horse." I

don't know if she can ride a horse, but she can definitely ride a pig.

That night, Lin Mo followed the system's instructions and went to the stable. When she was about to use the taming mechanism to tame a horse for herself, Lin Qi suddenly appeared, and then the mechanism hit a big white pig next to her.

Lin Mo was stunned when she saw the big white pig rushing towards her, and the system was also confused.

The next second, she was pushed onto the back of the big white pig, and then began to run wildly.

"Ahhhh! Help! Help!"

Looking at Lin Mo riding the pig and running wildly, Lin Qi: ...

System: [Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, this pig has been tamed, you can now completely control it, this taming mechanism can improve the various abilities of the tamed animal, don't look at this big white pig because it is fat, although its speed is not as fast as those horses, it definitely has endurance! Lin Mo

collapsed and yelled to the system: "Why do I need its stamina? I don't want a pig as a mount!"

System: "Then there's nothing I can do. Who told you to mess it up just now?"

Minister Lin and his wife were watching the moon in the pavilion, when they suddenly saw a man riding a big white pig running past them.

Minister Lin and his wife: ...

Mrs. Lin rubbed her eyes and asked with a puzzled tone: "It seems to be Moer on the pig, right?"

Minister Lin took a deep breath and closed his eyes, then opened his mouth and yelled: "Lin Mo! Are you sick? Riding a pig and running wildly at home in the middle of the night!"

Which normal person would ride a pig, especially a big white pig that is slaughtered and eaten.

Lin Mo's collapsed voice came from a distance: "Dad! I can't get down! Come and save me quickly!"

Although the pig held her very stable, she was not very proficient in riding a pig!

Chapter 53 Others rode by on horses, while Lin Mo rode by on pigs

Chapter 53 Others rode horses and passed by, while Lin Mo rode pigs and passed by

Lin Mo rode a pig and ran wildly in front, and a bunch of people chased after her.

Fortunately, she was at home. If she was outside, she would have laughed to death.

In the end, Lin Mo was forced to learn how to control the pig. When she got off the pig, her legs were weak.

Her parents, brothers and sisters looked at her with dark faces and panting, and their expressions had a feeling of impending storm.

System: [Host, why do I feel that you are going to die? Look at the expressions of your parents and brothers and sisters. I always have a bad feeling.]

Lin Mo comforted the system and said: [Don't worry, look at me, nothing will happen. 】

The system was about to ask her what she was going to do, but she knelt down and said aggrievedly: "Mom and Dad, I really didn't mean to do that. It was this pig that pushed me up."

"You should think about it. How could I be so stupid as to ride a pig? I just wanted to choose a horse as a mount. Who knew that this pig would go crazy?"

This was true. She really didn't think that her mount would be a pig.

The people of the Lin family watched her performance quietly. Lin Mo realized something was wrong while she was performing. Why did it feel like she was performing a one-man show? You should give some reaction.

Lin Mo secretly raised his eyes and took a look. Damn! The expression on his face was still so scary!

Looking at his little daughter kneeling on the ground with a sneaky look on her face, Minister Lin: ...

In the end, it was Lin Ran and Lin Qi who helped to speak up, and Lin Mo escaped.

After the Lin family couple returned to the room, they sighed.

Mrs. Lin said worriedly: "Why is Mo'er's temper getting more and more crazy? She was not like this before."

Minister Lin was silent for three seconds and then said: "Maybe she has always been like this, but we couldn't hear her voice before."

Mrs. Lin: ... That makes sense.

"We will have to go hunting in a few days. Mo'er may have to go with you. You should take care of her and take care of her more."

Listening to his wife's words, Minister Lin was silent for a long time before saying: "Madam, do you think I can really control her?"

The couple looked at each other and sighed together.

In the past few days, Lin Mo has been taming her big white pig, and she also equipped the pig with a saddle, so that it would be more convenient to sit on it.

Lin Mo looked at this majestic pig, and worried: [Can't I change my mount? I'm going to hunt soon. I can't ride a pig while everyone else rides horses! ]

The main reason is that this pig is too jealous. As long as she comes into contact with other animals, this pig will go crazy and attack other animals crazily.

She tried to ride her brother's horse, but the pig rushed over and almost knocked the horse away.

The system sighed and said: [If you can't change it, just use it. Think about it in a positive way. This is also the only one in the capital.]

Lin Mo: [Is it really the only one in the capital? Why do I feel that it is the only one in the world?]

After all, no one would ride a pig outside.

When the emperor and others knew about this, they almost laughed their heads off.

Emperor Xuande really couldn't wait to see what this pig looked like, and so did the civil and military officials.

With everyone's expectations, the day of the hunt finally arrived.

Everyone would ride horses from the capital to the suburbs, and some female relatives would also go, and the female relatives would sit in carriages.

Early in the morning of this day, the people of the capital saw the civil and military officials riding their horses majestically.

Huh??? No, why are there people riding pigs!

Among a group of tall horses, the pig ridden by Lin Mo is particularly conspicuous.

And the pig makes its own sound when it walks, making a clacking sound. The

pig takes three steps for every one horse. Lin Mo is so charming sitting on it, bouncing up and down. The key is that she is smiling and waving and greeting everyone enthusiastically.

She has perfectly become the protagonist of this group of people, and everyone has become her foil.

The officials riding on the horses are almost laughing crazy.

"Hahahaha! Lord Kobayashi is really different from others!"

"That's right, Lord Kobayashi's mount is also the first in history!"

The officials are almost laughing to death. Their team was originally quite neat, but it was the first time that Lin Mo got stuck.

When they looked down, they could only see the top of Lin Mo's head.

Lin Mo was not angry when others teased her. After two days of getting used to it, she had already accepted this strange mount.

"Thank you for your praise, everyone," Lin Mo said while looking up at the others.

Mainly, there was nothing she could do. She was too short to ride a pig, and those people were already tall, and now they were riding horses, which made them even taller.

The system couldn't help laughing when it saw this scene, [Host, you are really a pig among thousands of horses!]

The three of the prince were almost going crazy with joy when Lin Mo came behind.

Lin Mo's back looked funny and pitiful. Others were all majestic, but when she was here, the whole feeling changed.

Others rode horses while she rode pigs.

Emperor Xuande was so mean that he asked the painter to paint this scene and hang it in the study so that he could look at it when he was unhappy.

Minister Lin looked down at his cheerful little daughter and he didn't know how to describe the feeling in his heart.

This little daughter is really thick-skinned. Didn't she see so many people were looking at her? She was still able to happily wave and say hello to others.

Lin Mo: [Hahaha, I feel that riding a pig is not bad. There is no need to worry about heights. Moreover, the pig's body is soft and it is very comfortable to sit on.]

System: [That's right, this pig has been modified. Although its speed is not so good, it is absolutely top-notch in terms of comfort and endurance! 】

said that the speed was not good, and this sentence was soon verified.

Everyone in the back sped up and made the horses trot, and Lin Mo rode on Zhushou and fell to the last place.

Lin Mo patted the pig's butt hard to make it go faster: "Brother Pig, please hurry up, we have walked from the front to the back!"

Pig: "Huh."

System: [Don't force it, it has tried its best, it's not bad to be a little tail. ]

Minister Lin looked at his daughter who was at the back and sighed.

Emperor Xuande: "Everyone slow down a bit, don't leave our Lord Xiao Lin behind." It doesn't matter if you arrive a little later, don't leave the pistachio behind.

After slowing down their pace, they finally heard the sound of "pa ji pa ji" getting closer and closer.

Looking at Lin Mo who was slowly approaching, everyone was really trying hard to hold back their laughter.

Hold it in, hold it in, for the sake of our Lord Xiao Lin's face.

Just when Lin Mo was about to catch up with the main force, the system screamed: [Run! There are bandits! 】

This bandit group outside the capital has actually been wiped out, but some people have escaped. These are the bandits that escaped.

As soon as it finished speaking, a group of bandits rushed out of the nearby forest. There were not many of them, but they all looked very ferocious.

The guards quickly formed a protective circle to protect the civil and military officials and the emperor.

But our Lord Xiaolin was outside this circle because he was too slow.

Lin Mo slapped the pig's butt and it made a clapping sound: "Go, go!"

Pig: Paji claji!

Chapter 54: Lin Mo is hugged by pigs, and the ministers' houses are on fire

Chapter 54 Lin Mo hugs pigs, ministers' houses are on fire

Soon, the thieves started fighting with the guards. Lin Mo stood outside riding a pig, not knowing whether to go over.

The main reason was that the thieves didn't seem to notice her. Her presence didn't seem to be that low.

Minister Lin looked at his daughter who was riding a pig not far away and rolled his eyes in anger.

"What are you talking about, that girl still standing there? Why don't you find a place to hide!"

Minister Lin was so anxious that he wanted to rush out by himself, but was stopped by two generals next to him.

"Don't be impulsive, Lord Shangshu. Lady Xiaolin won't be hurt, even if she is discovered. If you rush out now, your safety will be in jeopardy."

Lin Mo didn't know that her father was worried about her safety. She looked at the chaotic scene in front of her and chatted with the system.

Lin Mo: [These thieves are not crazy, right? So many people dare to rush down to attack. Do they really want to die?]

System: [People die for money and birds die for food. They are originally desperate criminals. Most of them have no relatives or blood in this world, so they just start to take revenge on society. 】

【Oh, their boss has been captured, the one in the wheelchair, and the wheelchair has been confiscated, so these people are scattered, not very smart, and not very good at martial arts. When they saw your team, they got angry and rushed down. 】

Lin Mo was standing quite far away, and the voice of this person was not that loud, so no one else could hear it.

However, a mountain thief discovered Lin Mo riding on the pig, and his eyes flashed and he rushed over with a big knife.

"Lord Xiaolin!"

The officials shouted in surprise, and the system immediately opened the protection mechanism, and Lin Mo didn't even try to hide.

But the next second, everyone's eyes almost fell out when they saw the mountain thief being thrown away by the pig.

When the brigand rushed over, the big white pig head under Lin Mo rushed over, hit the brigand with its head, then bit his clothes and threw him to the ground.

Everyone:...What kind of magical pig is this! It can be ridden and protect its master! Its attack power is so strong!

The official next to Minister Lin approached Minister Lin with a smile, and then said flatteringly: "Excuse me, do you still have such pigs at home? Can I buy one?"

Minister Lin looked at him as if he were a fool: Are you serious? A great general actually likes this pig! Are you going to charge into battle on a pig in the future!

Lin Mo looked at the pig's excellent performance and clapped his hands: "Well done, well done!"

System: [Hahaha, I said how could the pig I transformed be an ordinary pig.]

The two people's crazy laughter reached everyone's ears. The second prince looked at the pig with envy and suddenly wondered what was going on.

Soon the bandits were all solved, and the guards were basically not injured. It was normal for the emperor to encounter assassinations when traveling, so the guards around him had high military strength.

Lin Mo rode over on a pig, patted his pig's butt and said proudly: "Your mounts are not as good as mine! So what if they are handsome, they are good-looking but useless!"

These horses look handsome, but they are not as cute as pigs, and they are not as good at fighting as pigs.

System: [That's right, our pigs are the best! Next time if there are bandits again, you rush to the front with a red musket and ride a pig, I will give you the maximum protection mechanism! Then let someone draw your whole picture, maybe it can be passed down for thousands of years! ]

Lin Mo was a little excited by what he said, why not have another wave of assassination!

[Do you think we will encounter another assassination attempt when we come back? I have to get a red lance. Then the pig and I will be invincible. I will borrow your majesty's painter to draw a few pictures for me. If they are really passed down, I will be really famous, hahahaha! ]

There are not many people who can leave their names in history books. Lady Xiaolin must be one of them!

Emperor Xuande sighed and said to the prince in disbelief: "Do you think this system is still normal? I simply can't imagine Lin Mo holding a red lance and riding a pig to charge into the battle. The pig can't even run! She may still be on the road after the battle."

Minister Lin closed his eyes helplessly. What should he do with this picture lingering in his mind?

The prince held back his smile and replied, "Master Xiaolin has good intentions. As for this system, it may be that the system depends on the master."

On the road behind, Lin Mo immediately became the most popular person. Many ladies were particularly interested in this pig.

Especially when they were resting halfway, the ladies surrounded Lin Mo and asked about her well-being, just wanting to ride her pig.

"Hahahaha, everyone has a share, take your time, everyone can ride it." Lin Mo sat on a stone, holding a lady in his left hand, holding a lady in his right hand, and coaxing a lady in his mouth. Her mouth was so smiling that people could see her back teeth.

Minister Lin saw this scene and sighed, unable to bear to look at it, and turned his head away. The world is going downhill! Fortunately, this girl is not a man!

The officials whose wives and daughters were seduced looked at that place with hatred.

One official even walked up to Minister Lin and asked him seriously: "Are you sure your daughter doesn't like women?"

His wife and two daughters are now surrounding the devil, asking about his well-being. His wife is even coaxed by the devil and is smiling from ear to ear. He has never seen his wife smile so happily!

Minister Lin: ...How can I answer your question? I also want to know whether she likes men or women. I don't expect her to get married in this life.

As soon as he saw Minister Lin's expression, the official knew that he would not get any results. When he left, he glared at him and said angrily: "It's all your fault! You didn't teach your daughter well and gave her a beautiful face! You are just as fond of attracting bees and butterflies as you were before!"

When Minister Lin was young, his appearance was outstanding in the capital. Of course, he is outstanding now, but now in the capital, young men are valued for their appearance. The young ladies in the capital will not pay much attention to these successful officials, but those married ladies will often miss Minister Lin's grace. Minister

Lin, who was scolded for no reason: ... What does this have to do with me! It was that little bastard who attracted bees and butterflies, not me!

Emperor Xuande took his three sons to sit in the carriage and watch the play, and he was so happy.

"Tsk tsk tsk, Minister Lin is absolutely enraged."

"Oh no! Big brother, second brother, our harem is on fire!"

The third prince turned around and suddenly saw his wife feeding grapes to Lin Mo. Lin Mo even touched his wife's hand with a lecherous look!

The crown prince and the second prince immediately looked over with wide eyes:!!!

Looking at his three unlucky sons, Emperor Xuande sighed and shook his head, then thought happily: Fortunately, he didn't bring his queen and concubines out, otherwise his harem would also be on fire.

Chapter 55 Big news, Minister Lin is being noticed by someone!

Chapter 55 Big news, Minister Lin has been noticed!

The pig has beautiful women on its back, and its smug look is exactly like its owner.

After riding a pig, a young lady asked Lin Mo curiously, "Master Xiao Lin, what is the name of this pig?"

Lin Mo was stunned by the question: [Oh! I forgot to name the pig.]

When everyone heard her words, the expressions on their faces were dull for a moment.

You have ridden it for so long without giving it a name?

The system said happily: [Let's call it Tianpeng!]

Lin Mo's eyes lit up when he heard it. This name is very good, "This pig is called Tianpeng!"

At this moment, everyone's eyes were on an official, and the expression on the official's face was a little broken.

Minister Lin covered his face and didn't know what to say. He apologized to the official: "I'm sorry for my naughty little girl. Please don't mind it, sir."

The name of this sir was Chen Tianpeng, a fifth-rank official.

"Haha!"

A burst of laughter came from the crowd, and Lin Mo looked over there with a puzzled look.

[System, what are they laughing at? ]

The system said in a light tone: [Let me check, oh, one of their officials is called Chen Tianpeng, and his name is the same as your pig. ]

Lin Mo: ... I really didn't expect such a thing to happen. This name should not be very common, right?

Lin Mo was silent for two seconds and then said: "I suddenly feel that this name is not suitable for this pig. It is called Nail Rake."

Pig: ???

The system couldn't help laughing: [Marshal Tianpeng's weapon is the Nine-toothed Rake, so do you want that adult to carry this pig to the war?]

In the end, the pig was named Rake. Everyone could hear Lin Mo calling it Rake all the way.

"Rake, run faster, and get your short legs up!"

"Rake, keep up with my dad!"

At this moment, Minister Lin looked at his little daughter walking side by side with him, and sighed helplessly in his heart.

The two of them, one tall and one short, looked quite warm from the back, but the pig's butt twisted and swayed when it walked, and it also had its own sound effects, forming a sharp contrast with the handsome horse next to it.

Emperor Xuande wiped the tears from his eyes, rubbed his belly which was sore from laughing and said: "Draw it quickly! Draw this father and daughter for me!"

Painter: ...Your Majesty, I have been drawing all the way!

In the evening, we finally arrived at our destination. Lin Mo was the only female official, and she was deeply "favored" by the emperor, so she lived alone in a tent, and Minister Lin lived next door to her.

There was a bonfire party in the evening, and Lin Mo and the system had a lot of fun.

Those noble ladies also began to show their talents. Lin Mo was originally admiring the beauties happily, but the system's words made everyone present drop their jaws in surprise.

System: [You are still grinning with your big teeth. Did you see that girl playing the piano? That girl has a crush on your father! ]

Lin Mo: !!!

Minister Lin:!!!

The Emperor and all the ministers:!!!

The face of the young lady who played the piano turned pale all of a sudden. She was about to stand up and speak for herself, but the Third Prince's wife who was not far away threw a stone at her and sealed her acupuncture points.

The Third Prince looked at his wife with starry eyes and admired her: "Qinqin, your skills are getting stronger and stronger!"

Lin Mo got anxious when he heard the system's words. Someone actually dared to pry into his mother's corner, and the young lady who played the piano must be a generation apart from her father! The woman looked about the same age as her!

[Tongzi! Tell me about this matter in detail! I want to see which shameless person dared to pry into my mother's corner! Is my father not a man of virtue! 】

After hearing this, Minister Lin almost opened his mouth to explain himself, but he held back at the last second.

Now the voices became very small. If it weren't for the fear of Lin Mo finding out, probably only the crackling sound of firewood burning would be heard.

The system also particularly likes this kind of little fool. It said with an angry tone: [I just detected it. These ladies with performing talents are all good people, but the one who plays the piano is not good. The piano player is called Tan Pingting. I found out that she was secretly looking at your father just now, so I detected her affairs. This is a big deal! 】

【She lurks on the road your father must pass every day to peek at your father. Recently, she has also been in contact with your brother because your brother looks like your father. She wants to be both your mother and your sister-in-law! 】

Lin Mo took a breath of cold air: [Substitute literature! 】

Everyone also took a breath of cold air: Where did this strange woman come from! The daughter of the Qin family is too indecent!

Besides, Mrs. Lin has a beautiful face and outstanding talents. How can you compare with her.

Qin Pingting has been controlled by someone. She can't speak or move. She can only cry hard.

Is it wrong to like someone? She just gave birth to him late!

Emperor Xuande brought his three sons to gnaw on lamb legs and listen attentively. The posture of this Westerner eating melons is exactly the same.

The painter in charge of drawing the emperor's daily records: ...How can I draw this! If it is painted and circulated for a thousand years, it will be embarrassing!

Minister Lin is feeling very complicated. He didn't expect that at his age, he could still attract such a girl.

He usually didn't pay attention to whether anyone looked at him on the road he had to pass. After all, there were many people looking at him.

The system continued: [This Tan Pingting also raised many servants who looked a little like your father, either with similar eyes or noses. In the end, she found that your brother was the one who looked most like your father, and then she turned her attention to your brother. 】

【She also wanted to drug your brother, but she didn't have the chance. She also wanted to start with your sister, but your sister was smart and found out that she had bad intentions and cut off contact with her】

Lin Mo really wanted to curse after hearing these words, [She is sick! But isn't it me who looks most like my father? My brother looks more like my mother. 】

The system analyzed the appearance of the three siblings, and then said: [You do look more like your father, but you are a woman, and she thinks you are a little bit mentally unstable, so it's cheap to get close to you, and she seems to really dislike you and said a lot of bad things about you. ]

Lin Mo: ... Is this person sick? You are the one with a mental disorder!

Others looked at Tan Pingting with contempt.

Those ladies also took a fancy to Minister Lin: Tsk tsk tsk, he is 40 years old and can still attract teenage girls. Minister Lin is still as charming as ever, but he is also good-looking.

Lin Mo also looked at his father, and then took out a seal from his arms and stamped it on his father's forehead.

While stamping, she said: "Dad, I find that your face is too easy to attract bees and butterflies, so I'll stamp a private seal of your mother on your face to show that you belong to someone."

After three seconds of silence with the seal on his forehead, Minister Lin looked at the seal and asked: "How did your mother's private seal get into your hand?"

Lin Mo rolled her eyes and didn't know how to answer. Didn't she make her mother angry some time ago, so her mother stopped her pocket money.

To go to the mansion to withdraw pocket money, she must have her mother's private seal, so she secretly stole this.

System: [Host, why are you still carrying this? Didn't I ask you to carve a radish seal? Why did you bring the real one out! ]

Everyone: ...

Chapter 56 Lin Mo: Who said my pig is not prey? I said it is!

Chapter 56 Lin Mo: Who said my pig is not prey! I said it is!

Mrs. Lin at home needed to use a seal to stamp something, but when she opened the box, she saw a rotten carrot inside.

Mrs. Lin: ...

She picked up the carrot and saw an extremely ugly smiling face engraved under the carrot.

Mrs. Lin rubbed her brows, then gritted her teeth and said, "Lin Moer! You stole my things again!"

From childhood to adulthood, as long as she deducted her monthly allowance, that little bitch would sneak over to steal the seal, and she could find the seal no matter where it was hidden. No one knew how she did it.

Lin Mo sneezed, and suddenly had a bad feeling in her heart, but she didn't pay too much attention to it. All her attention was on her father and Tan Pingting.

Tan Pingting's face was pale now, and she looked like she was about to faint.

Maybe she was really scared, and she finally rolled her eyes and fainted.

Lord Tan was completely scared. He really didn't know that his daughter had such an idea!

His official position was not as high as Minister Lin, and he was working under Minister Lin. If he knew that his daughter had such an idea, he would have stopped it long ago.

This mess harmed the whole family!

Lin Mo felt that it was boring when he saw Tan Pingting fainted.

[How can this person's health be so bad? He can faint from playing the piano. His body is too weak.]

System: [Indeed, all the girls in the capital combined don't have as good a body as yours. I think they should learn more from you and stop pursuing the weak and graceful. Health is the capital!]

This bonfire party was quite successful and everyone had a delicious feast.

It's just that the parties involved were a little unhappy. One fainted, and the other had a stamp on his forehead by his own daughter, and this stamp couldn't be washed off!

Minister Lin rubbed it all night but couldn't rub it off. At most, the color faded a little, so when he went out the next morning, his whole face was black, and only the middle of his forehead was red.

The official who asked him to go hunting together: ...

The general suppressed his laughter and said, "When you came to me from a distance just now, I thought you had an eye on your forehead. Your wife's private seal is quite exquisite. Now, your forehead is stamped with your wife's name, and everyone knows that you have a boyfriend."

Minister Lin sighed, feeling extremely complicated. "What should I do if this can't be washed off? I guess I have to wait for it to fade away slowly. Why does that little bastard give me some every day? What a mess!"

The Minister of Revenue said cheerfully, "Lord Xiao Lin is a good child. You see how much he cares about his mother. But you are really charming. You can even attract that little girl. If it weren't for your good-looking face, you would have been the top scholar."

When the emperor was selecting the emperor, he took a liking to Minister Lin at first sight, and then immediately selected him as the third place. In fact, in terms of literary talent and learning, the top scholar of that year was not as good as him.

"Hahahaha! Rake, hurry up and rush for me! I must catch that rabbit!"

Just as they were chatting, a particularly shrill laugh came from not far away, and then when he looked up, he saw someone laughing crazily and riding a big white pig and running by.

Crowd: ...

You can't catch up with the rabbit at this speed, so you'd better not bother with your rake.

Lin Mo was woken up by the young ladies early this morning. Many of them were from military families, so they were very skilled in riding and shooting. The third prince's wife was even more proficient in it. They

were originally setting out together, but Lin Mo fell behind while running. They were shooting deer and pheasants, and all kinds of prey. She was chasing the rabbit from beginning to end, and she hadn't caught it yet.

Emperor Xuande sat there and watched Lin Mo riding the big white pig and running around, but got nothing.

"This young master Lin is very lively. He got up early this morning," said Eunuch Li with a smile.

Emperor Xuande took a sip of tea and said unceremoniously: "Get up early in the morning and chase the rabbit. You haven't caught it yet."

When everyone brought back the prey at noon, no matter whether they were men or women, they had at least two or three prey when they went out, except Lin Mo.

Lin Mo looked at others with a lot of harvests, and felt a little uncomfortable.

Lin Mo was depressed by the system: [Why are they all so powerful? Standing among them makes me look useless.]

The system comforted her and said: [It's okay, it's okay. Everyone has their own strengths. Your strengths are not here. You are suitable for eating melons but not for archery and hunting. You have to understand what you are suitable for.]

The system comforted Lin Mo with just one sentence.

However, when handing in the prey, everyone looked at the big white pig that was handed in and fell into deep thought.

Nail Rake: Huh? ? ?

Lin Mo really thought he was very smart, [Who said I have no prey, my pig is also prey! Hahaha, now I am not a person without prey! ]

The system praised: [You are so smart, why didn't I think of this method. ]

Everyone: ...You two are really amazing! The pig provoked you!

The prince looked at the clean big white pig mixed in with the prey, and couldn't help but speak for it.

"Lord Xiaolin, are you sure you want to take your spiked rake as prey? Isn't it your mount?"

Lin Moli said with great vigor, "Who said that a mount can't be taken as prey? Don't be so narrow-minded. Your Highness, don't you have to register the number of prey for each person? Tell me after you've registered, and I'll bring it back."

The prince's mouth twitched, and he didn't know how to answer her.

Now he only had one thought in his mind: this guy is so shameless.

Minister Lin looked very calm with his eyes on his head. Maybe it was because he had experienced many major events, so he was not disturbed by such a small matter.

Under Lin Mo's magical operation, she still ranked second to last with one prey. The one who caught less than her was a 12-year-old girl who shot a pheasant.

After recording the number, the nail rake was very smart and got down from the platform by himself, and then followed his master to eat and drink.

After eating and drinking, Lin Mo leaned back in his chair and said lazily: [Tongzi, let's have two big melons to cultivate our sentiments! ]

Everyone immediately sat up straight, and those who wanted to go back to take a nap walked back the next second.

All the animals were ready, just waiting for the melon owner to reveal the melon! I wonder who will be the unlucky one this time.

Chapter 57: The second prince got drunk and dressed like a woman and was chased away. He went to his brothers and cried in the middle of the night.

Chapter 57 The second prince got drunk and dressed in women's clothes and was chased away. He went to his brothers and sisters to cry in the middle of the night.

When it comes to eating melons, the system is more energetic than anyone else. After all, it is collecting energy for itself.

The system scanned the people nearby, and then let out a harsh laugh: [Hahaha, today there are melons about the crown prince and the two princes! They didn't sleep last night and hung out together! ]

Lin Mo: [Oh my! Brothers, orthopedics! ]

Everyone also took a breath of cold air. Can this thing be said out loud! And the three princes have already married!

The eyes of the three princes' wives immediately shot at the three people.

Emperor Xuande was frightened by the system's words. If it weren't for the injection from Doctor Zhao, he would probably faint on the spot.

How could this happen! How could his three sons get together!

The three parties involved had their eyes wide open, their expressions were a little dull, and their emotions were extremely terrified: What nonsense are you talking about, system! What do you mean the three of us were hanging out together yesterday! Hurry up and explain it to me in detail!

Lin Mo was really curious now, and hurriedly urged the system to explain the whole story.

System: [Oh, what brothers orthopedics, you think too much, the three of them love their wives very much, it's just that the second prince was driven out by the second prince's wife yesterday and went to cry to his brothers. ]

Second Prince:... Why is it me again! Does your system have any opinions about me!

The second prince's wife blushed, how come the system knows about this!

Lin Mo was immediately interested: [Why was he driven out, or is it because his skills are poor? 】

An unspeakable smile appeared on everyone's face.

Emperor Xuande was almost scared to death by this startled Jiandu. Fortunately, it was only the second son's poor skills, not the three sons together.

If these three sons were really together, he would really be sorry for his ancestors!

(Second Prince: Father, do you think you are so polite? What do you mean by fortunately, it is only my poor skills!)

The system smiled obscenely and said: [In fact, it is not a problem of poor skills. It is the second prince who insisted on wearing the clothes of the second prince's wife. He was drunk last night, and then he took a fancy to a set of clothes of the second prince's wife and forced the clothes on himself. 】

【Not only did he put it on, he also insisted that the Second Prince's Consort praise him for his beauty. The Second Prince's Consort coaxed him at first, but later the Second Prince went too far. He was no longer satisfied with the Second Prince's Consort praising him alone, and he wanted to wear this dress to walk around for others to see. 】

When Lin Mo heard that laughter, she could hardly keep the expression on her face. In her heart, she was about to laugh like crazy.

The others were also shaking all over. If you didn't know, you would think they had Parkinson's.

【Hahahaha, I really want to see the Second Prince wearing women's clothes. 】

The others also nodded in their hearts, yes, yes!

Even Emperor Xuande secretly glanced at his second son, well, he looks pretty handsome, so he should not look bad in women's clothes.

Eunuch Li, who noticed Emperor Xuande's expression: ...Your Majesty, you were almost frightened to death just now. You quickly entered the state of eating melons, and you were eating your own son's melon.

The system continued: [The Second Prince's wife would definitely not let him go out in women's clothes, so she forcibly stripped him of his clothes, changed him into his own clothes, and then drove him out. ]

[After being driven out, the Second Prince turned around and cried to find his eldest brother and third brother, and then hugged his eldest brother and younger brother and cried all night. ]

The Crown Prince and the Third Prince: Who understands our suffering! We were sleeping well with our wives, but this man came to knock on the door in the middle of the night with a crying voice. Isn't this scary!

The Second Prince wanted to dig a hole in the ground and crawl into it himself. It's so embarrassing! It's all yesterday's fault. Why was yesterday's wine so strong?

Everyone present lowered their heads and pretended to speak, but without exception, the muscles on everyone's face were twitching.

After such a long period of training, their ability to hold back laughter is now very strong, and it is still continuing to strengthen.

After laughing, Lin Mo said with emotion: [Why do I feel that the second prince's alcohol tolerance is worse than mine? ]

As soon as she said this, everyone present looked at her with a very complicated look, especially Minister Lin.

Even the third eye on Minister Lin's forehead was shocked.

This little ancestor! May I ask if you are serious about this cognition? Do you really think that your alcohol tolerance is better than the second prince's?

The second prince was also very unconvinced. Although his alcohol tolerance was not very good, it was definitely not that bad!

The system was shocked by Lin Mo's words: [Are you serious? Do you really think your alcohol tolerance is better than the second prince's? ]

Who was the one who fell down from dancing on the roof when he was drunk for the first time! Who was the one who wanted to ride on someone else's son when he was drunk for the second time! Who was the one who wanted to ride on his own old father when he was drunk for the third time! Have you forgotten all these!

At this moment, Emperor Xuande suddenly had an absurd idea in his heart.

Otherwise, the second son and Lin Mo will compete in alcohol tolerance to see who is crazier!

It has to be said that Emperor Xuande's idea is really too dangerous.

When Minister Lin knew Emperor Xuande's idea, he looked at him with shock and said, "Your Majesty, please think twice!"

Emperor Xuande: "I don't think about it anymore. I just want to see how ridiculous they can be. My dear, don't worry too much. I am very relieved to hand over my son. You can hand over your daughter with confidence!"

Minister Lin: ...Is this a question of whether you can be relieved or not! This is a question that can cost lives!

A drinking competition was held that afternoon. Everyone can participate, but everyone knows who this competition is for.

In order to attract Lin Mo to participate, the prize for the winner of this competition is actually the luxurious wheelchair that Lin Mo has been longing for, which was used to pay off the bandits last time.

Looking at the particularly conspicuous large wheelchair on the table, everyone's inner emotions are very complicated. Your Majesty, this is too obvious!

But when did you bring this wheelchair!

Lin Mo's eyes lit up when he looked at the large wheelchair: [I want to participate, I want to participate! I want that wheelchair! This wheelchair is really as luxurious as you said! ] This wheelchair

is more luxurious than Prince Xin's wheelchair, and there are beautiful carvings on it!

The system also likes that wheelchair very much: [Participate, participate! Come on, host! ]

Emperor Xuande showed a smug smile on his face, he knew he could grasp the girl's psychology.

Minister Lin sighed and shook his head, he didn't want to face it anymore, he simply couldn't imagine how crazy the girl would get.

This time, everyone else participated in the competition just for the sake of it, everyone's attention was on the second prince and Lin Mo.

The second prince came to prove that he could drink more than Lin Mo, Lin Mo came just for the wheelchair.

Chapter 58 Lin Mo got drunk and treated people like pigs and pigs like people, and even stole Prince Xin's wheelchair!

Chapter 58 Lin Mo got drunk and treated people like pigs and pigs like people, and even stole the wheelchair of King Xin!

Not long after the game started, everyone pretended to be drunk and left.

Lin Mo looked at those people who were dizzy, and said to the system proudly: [I said my alcohol tolerance is not the worst! Compared with them, my alcohol tolerance is very good! ]

System: [Indeed, but several people with good alcohol tolerance did not come to participate. I guess they are not interested in your wheelchair. ]

The system is right, they are really not interested in this wheelchair. Who likes to sit in a wheelchair every day for no reason? It's so unlucky.

"Second Prince, come on! Let's have a good competition!"

Lin Mo poured himself a full glass and said proudly, "Let's drink it in one gulp!"

The second prince's desire to win also came up. He didn't believe that his alcohol tolerance could not be better than Lin Mo's!

"Come on! Drink it, who is afraid of who!"

The others looked at the two people with bright eyes, and the expressions on their faces were more excited than them.

The system was still cheering for its host.

After a big glass, the faces of both of them were red, but the second prince's was better.

Seeing these two people drinking one glass after another, and finally taking the lead to the altar, Emperor Xuande was really excited.

"Guess who can drink more! I think the second brother can drink more than Lin Mo."

Minister Lin glanced at his bold and unrestrained daughter, and then said lightly: "Mo'er can drink well too. She just behaves a little weird after getting drunk, but she doesn't fall down."

Everyone: What the hell? Behaves a little weird?

Why does this sound so strange?

But soon they knew why Minister Lin said that Lin Mo's behavior would be a little weird after getting drunk.

Looking at Lin Mo, who was walking with S-shaped steps and a confident look on his face, everyone dispelled their doubts.

This person might be the reincarnation of a snake spirit! He didn't fall down even after walking like this! It turns out that he has some skills!

"Hahaha, you can't take it anymore! Let me tell you, my Lord Xiao Lin's alcohol tolerance is not exaggerated!"

People who don't know might think that she was bragging to the Second Prince.

But in fact, she was bragging to her own pig with confidence. Obviously, she mistook the pig for the Second Prince.

The system couldn't help but remind him: [Host, turn around a little. You are not facing the Second Prince, you are facing a rake! ]

Minister Lin sighed. Now his heart is numb. Maybe he has experienced too much.

The others were so happy with their big teeth showing. It was so funny. They had discovered a characteristic of Lord Xiao Lin. When Lord Xiao Lin was drunk, he couldn't tell the difference between humans and animals!

It really was in the literal sense.

Lin Mo didn't believe that she saw it wrong. The Second Prince was standing in front of her.

"Second Prince, how come you have become so short all of a sudden? Do you shrink when you drink?"

The second prince responded from behind her: "You shrink when you drink. I am tall and mighty. I am the best!"

The prince couldn't bear to look at his second brother's silly look. Why did he insist on fighting for victory or defeat? It's okay to embarrass himself in front of so many people!

Lin Mo heard a sound coming from behind him, and a dragon swung its tail and kicked over. The second prince fell to the ground with a confused look on his face.

Others were also stunned by her. What was she doing? Why did she suddenly start fighting?

The system also asked cautiously: [What's the matter? Why did you hit someone? 】

Lin Mo patted the non-existent dust on his shoulders handsomely, and then said confidently: "In this deep forest, if someone talks behind you, you must not turn around, you must remember this!"

Everyone: ... What place have you put yourself in again.

System: ...

Even though he was so drunk, Lin Mo did not forget his wheelchair.

She stumbled to the stands, but it seemed that she was not walking to the stand where the prizes were placed, but to the stands for the audience.

Everyone watched her stagger in front of Prince Xin, and then said politely: "Excuse me, can you stand up for a moment?"

Prince Xin nodded with a confused look on his face, and Princess Xin beside him helped Prince Xin up. Although they didn't understand why Lin Mo asked them to stand up, she must have her reasons for saying so.

As a result, the next second, when the other person stood up, she snatched the wheelchair and ran away, and then laughed crazily.

"Hahahaha! From today on, I also have a wheelchair!"

Everyone was really stunned when they saw this scene, and their jaws almost dropped.

The system was also shocked by this scene, and it shouted crazily: [Ancestor! You got the wrong wheelchair! Your wheelchair is not this one! You stole someone else's wheelchair! 】

It said why this ancestor was so polite all of a sudden. This ancestor basically didn't know what politeness was after getting drunk. Unexpectedly, she was so polite to steal someone else's wheelchair.

Amazing!

Minister Lin covered his face with his sleeves, leaving only the "eye of heaven" on his forehead: How embarrassing! It's really too embarrassing!

At this moment, Prince Xin and his wife had dazed expressions, and the expressions of the couple were exactly the same.

What happened just now, how could the wheelchair be stolen!

Prince Xin's feet are now able to stand up, and he can even walk a few steps with the help of something, so it's okay to stand for a while.

Emperor Xuande can be said to have seen the world. He has seen people go crazy after drinking, but he has never seen such a crazy person.

But soon he saw an even crazier scene.

Lin Mo took out a rope from somewhere, tied a knot and threw it over the second prince's head. The other end of the rope was fixed on the wheelchair, and she sat on the wheelchair.

"Nail Rake! Hurry up and run! Let me enjoy the feeling of running!"

Nail Rake, who was lying next to him, said: "Huh huh??"

The trapped second prince: ...

"Hahahaha!" A huge burst of laughter came out.

If anyone else did such a thing, it would definitely be an insult to the royal family, but if Lin Mo did such a thing, the nature is different. After all, our Lord Xiaolin is capable of anything.

The corners of Emperor Xuande's mouth twitched violently. He wanted to laugh, but then he thought about the fact that it was his son who was mistaken for a pig, and he couldn't laugh all of a sudden.

If his son is a pig, then what is he.

The system was speechless. It didn't expect that it would be even more terrifying after getting drunk this time.

[Oh my God! You should drink less in the future! You treat people as pigs and pigs as people. Are your eyes drunk too when you are drunk! 】

Lin Mo: "I'm not drunk! What are you doing lying on the ground, you bastard? Hurry up and run!"

The second prince, who was beaten to the ground by her and tied with a rope around his neck, said: ...

Chapter 59 Big news! The emperor's horse was fucked!

Chapter 59 Big news! The emperor's horse was fucked!

Lin Mo looked at the second prince who didn't move, she sighed in disappointment and said: "Nail Rake, why are you so lazy."

The second prince was sober, he got up from the ground and said speechlessly: "Please look carefully at who I am, your nail rake is lying there now." He

was a little dazed, but after being stimulated by this devil, he suddenly became sober.

Lin Mo saw the second prince stood up with a look of surprise, "Oh my God! The pig has become a spirit!" The

people around were almost laughing crazy, damn, the pig has become a spirit, I am a good person, but you have to treat me as a pig, and the good pig next to you has to treat it as a human.

The system said earnestly: [Little ancestor, please sober up a little. This is not a pig, it is the second prince! ]

Lin Mo: [How could this be the second prince! Isn't the second prince lying there? ]

The pig lying next to him: Humph.

System: [Little ancestor, you are drunk. You should stop drinking in the future. You are really terrible after drinking. ]

Others thought so too. This man's lethality increased after drinking. He was crazy enough at ordinary times, and he became even crazier after drinking.

Minister Lin came over and took Lin Mo aside: "Alright, alright, stop playing tricks here, go back to sleep first, everything will be fine when you wake up."

Lin Mo looked at his father with his eyes hooked, and then suddenly burst into a surprised smile: "Erlang Shen! Are you Erlang Shen! My father is Erlang Shen!"

Minister Lin: ...

"Erlang Shen is asking you to go to sleep now, go back to sleep!"

Minister Lin had already given up and didn't want to say more to her, so he sent her away first.

This farce ended just like that, but the people who watched it were all very happy, except that Prince Xin lost a wheelchair.

Emperor Xuande coughed lightly and looked at his brother and said, "Since your wheelchair was taken away, I'll give you the other one. I don't know what that girl was thinking. She didn't want a new one but your old one."

Prince Xin was silent for a while, then said, "Maybe she was attracted by my wheelchair at first, and she couldn't think too much after getting drunk, so she just took it away."

Lin Mo slept for the rest of the day.

It was so lively outside hunting and barbecuing, but I always felt like something was missing.

The prince grilled food for the princess and said, "It's really boring when Lady Xiaolin is not here. Even if I don't eat watermelons, I feel happy just watching her riding a big white pig."

The princess also sighed and said, "Who said it's not true? Usually Lady Xiaolin doesn't go out to play with other ladies, so it's hard for us to see her. Now we finally have a chance, but we are getting less and less together."

Everyone felt the same way. Although the atmosphere was still as lively and happy, they always felt that something was missing.

One night when everyone was getting ready to go to bed, Lin Mo woke up from the bed. She woke up when others were going to sleep.

System: [My little ancestor! You finally woke up. Do you remember what happened? 】

Lin Mo buried his head in the quilt and answered a little depressed: [Of course I remember, I don't lose my memory when I'm drunk, why don't I lose my memory, so embarrassing! 】

The system said with a bit of schadenfreude: [Everything else is fine, but I don't understand why you want to snatch someone's wheelchair, there is obviously a better wheelchair next to it. 】

You are the most immoral to snatch someone's wheelchair from under their buttocks.

Lin Mo glanced at the wheelchair beside the bed, sighed and said: [Maybe it's because I fell in love with it at first sight, and I fell in love with it at first sight. 】

System:... God damn, I fell in love with it at first sight, don't think I don't know how you got here, didn't you also fall in love with it at first sight when you traveled to this world?

Originally, Lin Mo wanted to stay asleep for a while, but she couldn't fall asleep today because she slept too much.

She squinted her eyes and looked up, and said helplessly: [What can I do? I can't sleep, and I'm a little hungry.]

The system thought for a while and said: [Then go out and find something to eat. It happens that the fire outside has not been extinguished yet, and some people haven't finished eating the prey they hunted.]

As soon as she said, Lin Mo went to eat other people's leftovers.

Seeing Lin Mo running out, the patrolling guards didn't even raise their eyes, as if they didn't see her.

Lin Mo grilled a piece of barbecue by herself, and then told ghost stories to the system again.

[This atmosphere is most suitable for telling ghost stories. Let me tell you the story of an embroidered shoe! 】

The system's interest was immediately aroused, as it had never heard a ghost story before.

Lin Mo made his voice particularly low and terrifying, which made people feel completely involved.

The people in the nearby tents who had not slept yet:...You are sick, you are not asleep in the middle of the night and come out to tell ghost stories!

The expressions on the faces of the patrolling guards were also a little broken, if they had known earlier, they would have switched shifts with others today, it's too sinful!

System: [Ahhhhh! Embroidered shoes are so scary! The shoes you wear are all embroidered shoes!]

Lin Mo: [But we are not wearing red embroidered shoes.]

The girls in the nearby tents who had red embroidered shoes:...They will throw away their shoes when they go back!

After the two of them finished telling the ghost story, they patted their butts and went back, but the people in the tents were left terrified, and the guards on patrol wanted to curse.

Lady Xiaolin did it on purpose! It seemed that they had never offended her before!

That night, those who heard the ghost story never closed their eyes, especially the shadows illuminated by the fire above the tent, which looked like ghosts to them.

Lin Mo slept comfortably in the second half of the night, and was full of energy when she woke up the next day, which was in sharp contrast to those who were scared by her.

Emperor Xuande also knew what happened last night after getting up in the morning.

This girl is really annoying. She has to bother others when she wants to sleep. Fortunately, she went to bed early yesterday.

Just when Lin Mo was eating breakfast peacefully, the system suddenly revealed a big news.

[Super invincible huge melon! The emperor's horse was fucked by someone else! ]

The coughing sound came one after another, and many people suspected that they had heard it wrong.

The emperor's horse was fucked by someone else. What kind of hero could do such a thing, and even animals were not spared!

Emperor Xuande was also confused: This couldn't be what he imagined, there was such a "talent" among his ministers!

Chapter 60: The love between the horse and the man continues, Lin Mo's rake and other pigs are messing around

Chapter 60: Love between a horse and a human, Lin Mo's rake is messing around with other pigs

Lin Mo was shocked by the news. What kind of genius is this!

Is he unconscious and drunk or is he conscious and just likes this! Love between a horse and a human?

Lin Mo's curiosity immediately reached its peak: [Hurry up and tell me what's going on! Tell me in detail! ]

System: [This matter is related to the Minister of the Central Secretariat. ]

Everyone present was a little angry, and Emperor Xuande's hands were shaking.

He treasured his horse, but he didn't expect his horse to suffer such humiliation!

Yes, for Emperor Xuande, it was his horse that was wronged. He didn't agree that his horse should be with the old man who was the Minister of the Central Secretariat! The old man had a wife and children, and he was shameless enough to seduce his horse!

The system said in a sneaky way: [Last night after you all went to sleep, the Secretary of the Central Secretariat sneaked out in the dark.]

Lin Mo took a breath of cool air: [He sneaked out in the dark and raped the emperor's horse!]

The eyes of others looking at the Secretary of the Central Secretariat suddenly changed. This is a freak among humans!

The Secretary of the Central Secretariat was full of shame: When did he rape the emperor's horse! How could he do such a thing! This system is wrong, can't it explain this matter clearly! The

Secretary of the Central Secretariat opened his mouth to defend himself, but after Doctor Zhao inserted a silver needle, he couldn't speak.

Doctor Zhao whispered in his ear: "It would be better for you, the Secretary, to be honest. You actually dared to defile the emperor's horse. This is a serious crime!"

The Secretary of the Central Secretariat:...You are all sick! All of you are sick!

The system was a little surprised after hearing what Lin Mo said, and then said: [Is the Secretary of the Central Secretariat so exciting, a love story between a man and a horse! I didn't even know about this, I am not a qualified melon-eating system! ]

Lin Mo: ???

Others: ???

Didn't you say that? You said someone fucked the emperor's horse!

Lin Mo finally understood that there was a problem with the system's expression. What it wanted to say should be different from what it said.

Lin Mo [Hurry up and tell me what's going on! Why can't I understand what you are saying. ]

Others also nodded in agreement: Yes, yes, they also don't understand it. What exactly does it mean?

System: [What I mean is that the Secretary of the Central Secretariat took his own horse to fuck His Majesty's horse in the middle of the night. He thought the emperor's horse was of good breed, and then he had an idea.]

Lin Mo: ... Can't you speak more completely? I was so excited for nothing!

Others: ... It was really a waste of time. We thought it was some kind of forbidden love.

But everyone looked at the Secretary of the Central Secretariat with the same strange eyes.

The Secretary of the Central Secretariat is very brave. He actually dared to breed the emperor's horse secretly. I didn't expect that the Secretary of the Central Secretariat had such a skill.

The Secretary of the Central Secretariat had a look of despair on his face: I understand now!

He really just thinks that His Majesty's horse is of good breed. Although he has his own little ideas, he is not so perverted!

Lin Mo really felt that this system was becoming more and more like a mentally retarded system.

[Tongzi, I think you still need to study the art of language. Your words are too easy to be misunderstood.]

The system was a little puzzled: [I think I speak very well, and my language system is very complete. Didn't I describe it clearly just now? Isn't this a melon?]

Lin Mo and others: ... This is indeed a melon, and it is indeed a huge melon, but when you say it, the melon becomes invincible and explosively large, but the truth of the matter is not what we thought.

After sighing for a while, Lin Mo rode his big white pig to hunt under the command of the system, leaving the others speechless.

Doctor Zhao quickly unblocked the acupuncture points of the Secretary of the Central Secretariat, "Is the Secretary of the Central Secretariat okay? This is not my fault. If you want to blame someone, blame the inaccurate description of the system."

Secretary of the Central Secretariat: ...

Emperor Xuande glanced at the Secretary of the Central Secretariat, thought about his horse, and then asked seriously, "Do you really have no improper thoughts about my horse? It's just pure breeding?"

After Lin Mo's stimulation again and again, the emperor's thoughts are different from others, and he can accept more and more things.

Even the system can exist, so there must be spirits in this world. Maybe his horse can really be cultivated into a human form, and maybe the Secretary of the Central Secretariat wants to have a human-demon love.

Everyone looked at the emperor with shock in their eyes. Minister Lin now seriously suspected that the emperor was influenced by his bastard daughter.

The Minister of the Central Secretariat fell to his knees and said in shame and anger: "Your Majesty! Although I have selfish motives, they are not that kind of selfish motives! I just want to breed a horse. I have a wife and children, and I can't possibly like a horse!"

Seeing the Minister of the Central Secretariat like this, the emperor was a little embarrassed: Tsk, he thought he could witness a wonderful love story, but it turned out to be a misunderstanding.

The prince and the two princes looked at their father with a hint of disbelief.

The crown prince said to his two younger brothers with some disbelief: "Don't you think that the emperor's ability to accept things is getting stronger and stronger now?"

The third prince: "That's right, but don't you think that our ability to accept things has also improved? I was able to accept that Lord Kobayashi's spiker became a human that day."

The second prince nodded and said, "Yes, but I hope that if the spiker wants to be transformed into a human form, it will not be transformed according to my appearance. I have no other opinions."

Minister Lin, who heard their conversation, said: ... I think you are really crazy! All of you are crazy!

It is also a crime to breed the emperor's horse privately, but the emperor saw that the secretary almost suffered such a great injustice, so he forgave him and asked professionals to help him breed.

I don't know if this is a blessing in disguise, it should be considered.

At this moment, our Master Xiaolin was riding a pig in the woods.

The system shouted excitedly: [Over there! There are pheasants over there!]

[Right, right, there are wild boars on the right!]

Lin Mo: !!! What did you say!

Before Lin Mo could react, he heard a thump thump thump sound, like the sound of a beast running over.

Lin Mo and Ding Pa were both silent for a while, then Lin Mo slapped Ding Pa on his butt: "Ding Pa, run!"

Ding Pa turned around and ran, but he was still slow, and the wild boar caught up with him soon.

System: [Don't worry, this wild boar is in estrus, I will turn your protection mechanism to the maximum now! It will definitely not hurt you! ]

Lin Mo nodded solemnly but was still a little nervous.

But the next second, Lin Mo was no longer nervous. Looking at the two pigs in front of him, Lin Mo's emotions were a little complicated.

"Tongzi, am I standing here like a light bulb?"

The system was silent for a few seconds and then said: [It seems a bit. The wild boar is male and your pig is female. Your pig actually seduced the wild boar. Amazing!]