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Chapter 61: Last night the pig bothered you, so tonight you guys bother the pig!

Chapter 61: Last night the pigs bothered you, tonight you bother the pigs!

Lin Mo felt a little embarrassed to watch the two pigs hanging out together, and then said to Naipa: "You play here by yourself, I'll go back first, come back to me after you're done playing."

Naipa poked his head out in his busy schedule: "Humph."

The system was shocked by Naipa's reaction: [Hey! Look, this pig can actually understand you! ]

Lin Mo: [It can understand everything, right? If you want to tame the mechanism, even pigs know how to lure enemies with their bodies. I wouldn't be surprised if it becomes a spirit one day. ]

He rode the pig when he came here, and walked back when he left.

Everyone was quite surprised when they saw Lin Mo walking out of the woods.

Minister Lin sensed something was wrong, "What's wrong with you? Where's your pig? Didn't you go in on a pig?"

Lin Mo said calmly, "Naipao and a wild boar are making love, don't go and disturb it."

Everyone: !!! What the hell! What the hell are you talking about!

System: [Alas, fortunately this taming mechanism is on Naipao. If he really tamed a horse, then the wild boar would have asked you to fight it yourself today. ]

Lin Mo was also very fortunate: [It seems that there is a will in the dark! ]

The three views of everyone present were a little shocked, and those three views were being reshaped every day.

So after this man and pig went in, they encountered a wild boar, and Naipao took the initiative to sacrifice himself to the wild boar in order to save Lin Mo, right! That should be what it means!

This pig can eat people, kill enemies, and even sacrifice itself to save its master. They are all a little jealous of Lin Mo.

Maybe they want to see how Ding Pa will come out. Everyone has been waiting for Ding Pa for the whole afternoon. Finally, when it was almost dark, Ding Pa came out with a huge wild boar following behind.

It seems that these two pigs are quite affectionate.

Emperor Xuande sighed and said, "Why do I feel that I don't understand this world more and more?"

Others: We don't understand it either! Before Lady Xiao Lin entered the court, the world was still normal. Since she came, the world has changed.

When everyone went to bed that night, they could still hear the crazy sounds of the two pigs outside.

Crowd: ...

You pigs should have some manners, okay? Why don't you find someplace else to go crazy? How can we sleep with all the noise?!

System: [Tsk tsk tsk, these two pigs are really too crazy. The noise they make is absolutely amazing!]

Lin Mo plugged her ears with cotton and said calmly, "It's normal. When dry wood meets fire, it will crackle and bang. I want to know if Nail Rake will get pregnant. If Nail Rake gets pregnant, I will be embarrassed to ride it. Do I have to find a new mount?"

This is the only thing Lin Mo is worried about now. She is quite satisfied with Nail Rake now. It is obedient and smart, and its personality is very similar to its owner!

System: [Probably not, but you have a wheelchair now, so let the couple pull the wheelchair for you.]

The next morning, everyone came out with dark circles under their eyes. The ladies were originally quite shy when they heard the sound at night, but they became numb to it after hearing it that night.

The Crown Princess sighed and said to Lin Mo earnestly: "Master Xiao Lin, can you let your Rake take the wild boar to somewhere else tonight?"

Lin Mo took a bite of the apple and said incoherently: "I'll give it a try, but they may not listen to me even if they are very eager. If you can't sleep at night, just plug your ears with cotton."

The Second Prince's wife: "It's useless to plug them. I plugged them all night last night."

The system suddenly thought of an idea: [I've thought of a good idea, host, why don't you let them do the same? The pigs outside are messing around like crazy, so they can also mess around like crazy, just see who makes the loudest noise! ​​]

[The pigs bothered them last night, so they can bother the pigs tonight! 】

The system really thinks it is extremely smart, it is simply the smartest smart system in the world!

The system's words immediately silenced Lin Mo, who was so shameless.

Everyone who heard the system's words:...

Why is your system becoming more and more non-serious, what have you learned during this period of time! Lin Mo, can you please control your system!

Lin Mo also asked the system very seriously: [Are you serious about what you said, do you really think so.]

System: [Of course! I just searched for some information, and the loudest among you are General Liu and General Cheng.]

Lin Mo suddenly smelled the smell of melon, but it seemed to be someone else's private melon, and it seemed a bit bad to eat it like this.

(Everyone: It seems like you don't eat enough private melons on weekdays.)

General Liu and General Cheng's faces have turned red, so the system wants them to compete with pigs in voice in the middle of the night, right?

The system keeps saying: [These two generals like to roar no matter what they do. Let them roar at the pigs tonight. I think they can win.]

Lin Mo suddenly wanted to hear how loud these two generals' voices were: [I am really a little curious after hearing you say that, but it's a bit bad, this is someone's private matter.]

Others are also curious and embarrassed. They want to listen but can't get over this hurdle in their hearts.

Two generals: ...Take your eyes away from me!

System: [What's so private about this? They roar when they are happy and when they are angry. The two families living next door to them thought there was a wild animal in their yard and moved away overnight. Now no one lives next to Liu Mansion and Cheng Mansion because they were scared away.]

Lin Mo: ...What kind of humanoid monkeys are these! But they seem to have a lot of hormones!

Others were speechless, and Emperor Xuande looked at the two with a very strange look.

Since he was able to read Lin Mo's mind, Emperor Xuande also found that there were really all kinds of people among his ministers.

He used to think that these pillars of the country were stable and reliable, but later he found that these pillars of the country were difficult to control, had strange personalities, and behaved strangely. Now he couldn't believe that the country was supported by these people.

Today, these two generals were the most lively.

Many people teased them to roar.

"It's just a roar. Roaring won't hurt a piece of meat."

"That's right. When I went to your house before, I felt something was wrong there. There were no neighbors on either side. It turned out they were scared away by you. Do you also roar in the middle of the night? Aren't your wives scared?"

"Or do you think roaring can add to the fun, just like those two pigs did last night."

The two generals: ...Can you please shut up!

Chapter 62 Big news, the son of the Minister of Personnel has become an oiran!

Chapter 62 Big news, the son of the Minister of Personnel has become an otaku!

These two generals were able to charge and break into the battle line during the war, but they really couldn't do it here.

They were forced to run away by these people, which triggered a burst of laughter from behind.

Lin Mo didn't know what happened here. After she poked the basket, she went to have fun.

She was sitting in a wheelchair, and Nail Rake and the wild boar were pulling her in front.

"Hahahaha! Run faster! Nail Rake, lift up your short legs! Look at your husband, learn from him!"

The people around her who were looking at her madly:... Nail Rake is really sinful to have you as his master. He is just a domesticated pig, and you actually let him pull a cart.

Prince Xin was sitting on the new wheelchair and watching his old one being ruined like this. He felt a little complicated.

He asked Minister Lin beside him seriously: "Lord Lin, I remember you were not like this when you were young. Why is your daughter's personality so different from yours and yours?"

Minister Lin was about to answer, but Princess Xin beside him said: "Who said they are different? They are a little similar. Lord Lin was famous when he pursued Madam Lin. Otherwise, how could he marry a beautiful woman? Madam Lin was the dream girl of many men back then." "Lord Lin

was born with good conditions and a good face, and he was also generous in his personality, so he married a beautiful woman." Princess Xin

said with a teasing look on her face. She still remembered clearly what happened back then.

The most handsome man in the capital pursues the most beautiful of the two beauties in the capital. The union of these two people broke the hearts of countless men and women.

The man's dream girl got married, and the woman's dream lover got married. Alas, just thinking about the sadness in the capital when these two people got married, Princess Xin couldn't help but laugh.

Minister Lin: ...Can you please stop talking about the past?

In the end, it was Lin Mo who helped her father out, because her two pigs braked suddenly and made her fly.

"Ahhhh! Oh my god! Why didn't you two brake?"

Lin Mo lay in the mud and spit mud from his mouth. This is really mud, not the excrement of something!

System: [Don't worry, this is not the excrement of pigs and horses, it's just ordinary mud.]

The system was almost laughing mad, and it especially blamed itself for not having a screenshot function, otherwise it would have been able to capture the moment Lin Mo took off.

Alas, it's just a new small system, not as multifunctional as those old ones.

Minister Lin was so angry when he saw his bastard girl rolling in the mud.

He rushed over and pulled Lin Mo up.

"How old are you? You still play in the mud! Hurry up and get up!"

Lin Mo laughed, and a large piece of black mud stuck to his front teeth.

Minister Lin: ...

The people around her were really about to die of laughter when they saw her like this.

Just now, when everyone saw her flying out, their hearts were in their throats. Although they knew that she had system protection, what if this protection mechanism was not activated in time?

However, the worry just now disappeared immediately after seeing her like this.

"Hahahaha, Lord Xiaolin's teeth are similar to Lord Sinong's teeth."

"Lord Xiaolin's teeth are not lost, right? A good little girl can't have her teeth knocked out."

Minister Lin took out his handkerchief with a look of disgust and wiped his daughter's face. While wiping, he said, "Can't you save me some worry! You make such jokes every day. Look at what you have done to yourself."

Lin Mo looked at himself: [Isn't this good, with arms and legs. 】

System:【That's right, girls should be more lively. It's not fun to be dull every day. I think you are very good this way, keep it up!】

Lin Mo:【Yeah! We are really in sync! No wonder you tied me as your host, it turns out we are kindred spirits!】

Minister Lin gritted his teeth when he heard this. Damn kindred spirits! If the person is not serious, the system is not serious either!

When other people heard this kind of people, they thought they had learned it wrong. Can this be called kindred spirits?

Emperor Xuande leaned back in his chair and watched with relish. Isn't this much more interesting than those operas?

"Oh, Lin Mo here is really a lively treasure. The whole capital feels a lot more fun with her around."

Eunuch Li: ...Your Majesty, please pay attention to your image.

Finally, Lin Mo was sent to take a shower. Minister Lin looked at the dirty handkerchief in his hand, wanting to throw it away but reluctantly, because it was embroidered by his wife herself.

If he had known, he would not have used this handkerchief to wipe the face of that stinky girl.

He suppressed his disgust and put the handkerchief aside, waiting to rub it again when he returned home at night.

When Lin Mo came back clean after taking a shower, everyone had already started singing and dancing around the campfire.

The system couldn't help but look at this atmosphere, [Come on! Host, you also dance! Do you know what a dance king is! ]

Everyone immediately looked at Lin Mo secretly: Is Lord Xiaolin good at dancing?

Lin Mo recalled the dances he liked in his mind, and it seemed that none of them could be performed here.

[Uh... I'm not very good at dancing. I can't lead them to do the seaweed dance, that would be so awkward. Everyone is going to do seaweed dance with me, right?]

The system imagined the scene. Uh, it's really not very nice.

Let a group of nobles follow and dance the seaweed dance. This picture is a bit beautiful.

Lin Mo: [Then let's randomly pick someone to eat the melon! You quickly pick a good candidate for me! I want the most exciting kind of melon!]

This sentence made everyone nervous at first, the most exciting melon.

In modern terms, it feels like a teacher calling out a name.

Emperor Xuande swallowed his saliva, his face was full of excitement, and his eyes were shining. Eunuch

Li suppressed his silent reminder in his heart: "Your Majesty, pay attention to your image!"

The prince and the other two princes had already moved their chairs to sit next to Lin Mo. Things like this need to be listened to up close.

Those who had eaten the exciting melons were no longer afraid of anything, unless they created melons again. However, they knew very well that they had not done anything out of line recently, so the three princes were very carefree.

The system scanned and then locked onto a person first.

[Oh my God! I found a super big melon! It's really a super big melon. The son of the Minister of Personnel disguised himself as a woman and went to a brothel to become an Oiran!]

Lin Mo: !!!

Crowd: !!!

The Minister of Personnel took a breath of cold air and almost fell on the spot, but when he saw the silver needle in the hand of Doctor Zhao, he bounced back by himself.

Chapter 63: The Minister of Personnel Arrests His Son at a Brothel

Chapter 63: The Minister of Personnel went to the brothel to arrest his son

Doctor Zhao looked at the silver needle in his hand with disappointment. It was such a pity that he didn't use it this time.

The Minister of Personnel wiped the cold sweat from his head. The cold sweat was caused by being scared by his son and the silver needle.

The system kept talking, and Lin Mo listened with great interest.

[The son of the Minister of Personnel has a girl's appearance. He has no other hobbies but to dress up as a woman. After dressing up as a woman, his appearance can beat a lot of people. 】

【He has several sworn enemies in the capital. When these sworn enemies go to those places of fireworks, the son of the Minister of Personnel comes up with a particularly damaging idea, which is to go to those brothels and become an otaku, then deceive those people, win their hearts, and then suddenly change back to men's clothes. 】

Lin Mo: ...

Everyone: ...

It's a good idea, but the sacrifice is a bit too big.

Lin Mo is really curious about the appearance of the son of the Minister of Personnel. [Is this person really handsome? Is he very beautiful? To be able to become an otaku in a brothel, this appearance should not be an ordinary person. 】

While saying this, Lin Mo also looked at the Minister of Personnel. The Minister of Personnel was not particularly good-looking, so his son must not look like him, but must look like his wife.

System: [She is indeed very good-looking. If she becomes the most beautiful courtesan after a fierce competition and makes those mortal enemies completely obsessed with her, I guess there will be two results if those men know that he is a man. 】

Lin Mo: [Which two results. 】

Others were also curious about what the two results were, and many people were secretly looking at the Minister of Personnel.

Emperor Xuande was looking at the appearance of the Minister of Personnel carefully. Well, he had regular features, so his son must not look like him.

System: [The first result is that he changes into men's clothes and those guys beat him up. The second result is that those guys fall deeply in love with him and are forced to bend him, and from then on they will never turn back.]

Lin Mo sighed in his heart: [Why do I feel that this will become the second idea? To be able to bend a man, the son of the Minister of Personnel is not an ordinary person.]

The Minister of Personnel: ...

Rebellious son! No wonder you didn't want to come with me. It turns out that you want to do bad things at home!

Qin Zheng, who was seducing those men in the brothel at the moment, sneezed.

I don't know why, why do I always have a bad premonition in my heart, forget it, forget it.

These bastards are already obsessed with him, so tomorrow or the day after tomorrow he will suddenly change into men's clothes and scare them to death!

Qin Zheng almost couldn't help laughing when he thought of the shocked looks on their faces.

"Beauty, what are you thinking about that makes you so happy? Tell us so we can hear it."

Someone touched Qin Zheng's hand, with infatuation in his eyes.

It's just that this beauty's hands are a little big, a little bigger than theirs, and this beauty is a little taller. Apart from that, this beauty is perfect.

However, these two shortcomings are nothing on the beauty, and her slender figure makes her temperament even more outstanding!

Qin Zheng suppressed his hatred and said in a pinched voice: "It's just that I'm happy to be with a few young masters. Are the young masters happy?"

Those people nodded quickly: "Happy, happy, nothing is happier than today."

After Lin Mo and the system finished eating, they went to have fun, leaving everyone and the Minister of Personnel with complicated faces.

Emperor Xuande looked at the Minister of Personnel with a particularly meaningful look and said: "My dear minister, why don't you go back now? I think it's better for you to go back now, so as not to let the young masters cause big trouble."

Others didn't dare to imagine the scene in the brothel at all.

In order to punish these mortal enemies, this is too much.

The Minister of Personnel thanked the emperor and immediately prepared to go back.

Emperor Xuande was especially kind and brought him a team of guards to protect his safety.

In fact, they also wanted to go back with him, but it was not appropriate to go back now after just a few days.

Minister Lin looked at the back of the Minister of Personnel riding his horse, and suddenly felt at ease.

Tsk, there are still people who are more noisy than their little bastard. At least their little bastard will not dress up as a man to seduce people.

Sure enough, people still have to be compared. Only after comparison can you know that your own child is actually not bad.

The Minister of Personnel rode his horse all the way and finally arrived home in the middle of the night.

"Where is that bastard!"

He started looking for that bastard son as soon as he entered the door. The wife of the Minister was shocked by his sudden return.

"What's the matter? You just left a few days ago. Why did you suddenly come back in the middle of the night? Are you looking for Zheng'er? Zheng'er said he was staying at a friend's house tonight."

Hearing this excuse, the Minister of Personnel was so angry that he laughed, "He's staying at a friend's house! He's staying at a brothel!"

After saying that, he went to the brothel first, leaving the Minister's wife in a daze.

What does this mean? What does it mean to stay at a brothel? Zheng'er never goes to a brothel.

Qin Zheng has now drunk all those people. Listening to them saying words of love to him one by one, Qin Zheng laughed so proudly.

"You are so lawless and always bully others, so this is how you deserve to be dealt with!"

"I will scare you to death first!"

When the Minister of Personnel came over, Qin Zheng was changing into men's clothes. When he goes out in this men's clothes tomorrow morning, he will definitely scare those people to death!

"Rebellious son! Get out of here! Get out of here quickly!"

An official suddenly broke into the brothel, which scared the others.

The Minister of Personnel asked which room the courtesan was in first, and the mother was so scared that she quickly pointed to the innermost room.

Are you here to look for the courtesan again? This new courtesan is really charming.

Qin Zheng was about to change into men's clothes, but suddenly the door was kicked open.

Looking at his father with an angry face, Qin Zheng's face changed all of a sudden.

Damn it! Why is Dad back? Shouldn't he be hunting in the hunting grounds at this time?

The Minister of Personnel was so angry that his head hurt when he saw his son dressed up in all kinds of fancy clothes.

He rushed over and grabbed Qin Zheng's ear and dragged him out.

"Daddy, daddy! Let go! I really didn't do anything! I just got them drunk! I'm really innocent!"

No matter what, he couldn't joke with his body. He just used his beauty to seduce these people.

"You bastard, come home with me quickly! I'll deal with you when I get home!"

Everyone saw an official coming out of the room holding the new courtesan's ear.

From what the new courtesan said, this new courtesan should be a daughter of an official.

No wonder this new courtesan sells her skills but not her body. She plays the flute so well. It turns out that she is a daughter of an official.

Do young ladies from official families like to prove their talents and beauty in brothels now? They don't understand. They really don't understand. This young lady is indeed very beautiful.

Chapter 64 Lin Mo helps Qin Zheng take the blame, Eunuch Li's big news!

Chapter 64 Lin Mo helps Qin Zheng take the blame, Eunuch Li's big news!

Qin Zheng was dragged back home by his father by the ear. When the assistant minister's wife saw her son dressed as a woman, she almost fainted.

"Dad! Dad, I really know I was wrong. I just wanted to deceive those people. I promise I didn't do anything. I just got them drunk." Qin Zheng was afraid that his father's fist would hit him.

The assistant minister of the Ministry of Personnel was so angry that his eyes turned white. "You said that even if you can't stand those people, you can't use this method! I don't care what conflicts you have with others outside, how can you do such a thing to kill 1,000 enemies and lose 800 of your own!"

The most important thing is that he lost face outside!

He couldn't even imagine how lively the hunting grounds were right now. They were probably all talking about this.

Qin Zheng knelt on the ground, shrunk his neck, and looked at his father carefully. To be honest, he looked quite pitiful.

The assistant minister's wife was first surprised by her son's outfit, and now she was amazed by his beauty.

She lifted her son's head with her hands, and then said with emotion: "Let alone other things, Zheng'er looks pretty good like this. It's a pity that we don't have a daughter. If we had a daughter, she would definitely look like this."

The assistant minister's wife was also a great beauty, otherwise how could she have given birth to a child like Qin Zheng.

The assistant minister of the Ministry of Personnel was quite angry at first, but after hearing what his wife said, he really looked at his son's appearance carefully.

Well, he is indeed a boy with a feminine appearance. He is indeed a great beauty in this outfit.

"It would be nice if this bastard was a girl. A daughter would definitely be well-behaved and obedient."

(Lin Mo: Hehehe, then a daughter would definitely be well-behaved and obedient! Just like me!)

Seeing the look in his parents' eyes, Qin Zheng swallowed his saliva and shrank back.

Why do I feel that the look in his parents' eyes is a little bit not innocent? Isn't it good for him to be a boy? People all want to have boys, why do his parents like girls?

At this moment, the people in the brothel woke up and were looking for their beauties.

The brothel's mother explained to them, "That beauty is not from our place. She is a daughter of an official family, but we don't know who she is."

"We don't know why this daughter of an official family came to the brothel. She was just taken back by her father. It seems that her father is quite angry."

These young men were shocked to hear this, so their beauty was gone!

If it was a daughter of an official family, they would not be able to meet the beauty often, and perhaps they would not be able to be intimate with the beauty. The official family daughter

still had to be concerned about her identity. If it was a girl from a brothel, she could be bought home and taken as a concubine.

"Alas, maybe we are really not destined to meet that beauty. I don't know which lady's family that beauty belongs to."

"Most ladies in the capital are dignified and lovely. Even if there are a few sexy ones, they won't come to brothels."

Several people looked at each other and had a common idea. Isn't the most unruly person in the capital now that Lord Xiaolin?

Although they have never seen Lord Xiaolin's appearance, they have heard of his reputation.

And it is said that the official lady was dragged back by her father by her ears. Didn't Minister Lin often treat Lord Xiaolin like this?

It is said that he even chased Lord Xiaolin in the street.

The more they thought about it, the more they felt that the beauty was Lin Mo. After all, the looks of the Lin family were beyond reproach, and Madam Lin was an unparalleled beauty. The daughter she gave birth to must be beautiful.

At this moment, Lin Mo was sitting in the paddock, and the pot came from the sky.

But she didn't know it herself, and she didn't have the leisure to think about other things, because she had eaten a new big melon.

System: [Big melon! Eunuch Li actually has a son outside the palace! ]

Eunuch Li's hand holding the dust whisk trembled, and the expression on his face almost couldn't be maintained.

What the hell! He has a son outside the palace, this system is not wrong! He

entered the palace to purify himself at the age of six, and later served the emperor. Can he have a child at the age of six!

Emperor Xuande looked at Eunuch Li in amazement, and then asked him with admiration: "I remember that you have been with me since you were a child, right? We grew up together. You can have children at the age of six or seven? Are you so amazing?"

The others also felt that their worldviews were shattered when they heard this. They all knew that Eunuch Li was an old eunuch in the palace, and he had entered the palace since he was a child.

Although they were not sure when Eunuch Li entered the palace, he was definitely no more than ten years old. A child no more than ten years old could actually make someone pregnant!

Eunuch Li said with a bitter face, "Your Majesty, I have been serving you since I was a child. I was purified at the age of six and entered the palace. How could a six-year-old child get pregnant?"

Why did the system start to talk nonsense!

Lin Mo was also shocked by this big melon. She thought for a while and then the system: [Could it be that Eunuch Li did not purify himself thoroughly! He is a fake eunuch! ]

As soon as this sentence came out, Eunuch Li almost knelt on the spot. He even wanted to take off his pants right now to prove that he was a real eunuch.

The emperor and others looked at the lower body of Eunuch Li. Could he really be a fake eunuch?

Eunuch Li looked at the eyes of the others and couldn't hold his breath. He wanted to take off his pants on the spot.

"No, no!" Doctor Zhao quickly held Eunuch Li's hand.

There are so many people here, even if you want to prove it, you can't prove it like this! We can watch it privately, there are so many girls here.

Eunuch Li was so angry that his face turned red.

Fortunately, the system continued to explain: [Eunuch Li is a real eunuch. He entered the palace at the age of six, but he did have a son outside the palace. After his parents sold him, they felt that their family could not be extinct, so they bought a widow in. The widow had a posthumous child in her belly. The posthumous child was called Li Minggen.]

Lin Mo's mouth twitched and he asked in disbelief: [So the posthumous child in the widow's belly is now nominally Eunuch Li's son! 】

System: [Yes, Eunuch Li's parents died a long time ago, so the widow and Li Minggen are the ones who run the family. Oh, that Li Minggen is quite handsome, and he has secretly married the third daughter of Duke Zheng. The two plan to elope in three days.]

Duke Zheng took a breath of cold air: !!! What the hell! Why is it related to his family again!

Two big melons were revealed at the same time. Eunuch Li had a son for no apparent reason, and this son was about to kidnap someone else's daughter.

Eunuch Li looked at Duke Zheng with a hint of apology in his eyes.

Although he didn't know the existence of this child, he was his son in name after all.

Chapter 65 Lin Mo rushed home in the middle of the night to eat melons

Chapter 65 Lin Mo rushed home in the middle of the night to eat melons

Lin Mo really wanted to go back to eat melons right now.

Sure enough, the melons in the capital were still hot. She also wanted to see what the son of Li Gonggong looked like. He could actually let a noble lady elope with him. He must look good.

Lin Mo said to the system with emotion: [What do you think about us sneaking back tonight? We shouldn't encounter any danger. ]

System: [Don't worry, don't be afraid even if you encounter danger. I'm here. What danger are you afraid of? ]

This one person and one person actually discussed how to run back tonight.

Minister Lin heard that his temples were all tingling, and his hands suddenly itched again. What's going on? That girl really deserves a beating!

Emperor Xuande and his family really want to go back now. What's so fun about hunting? Is hunting as delicious as eating melons?

(The former Emperor Xuande: It's still more fun to go hunting. What's the point of staying in the palace every day? This capital city is just like this after a long time.)

Duke Zheng doesn't know how to describe the feeling in his heart now.

His little daughter actually wants to elope with someone else! Marry her as a wife and run away as a concubine! This is desecrating her own status. Her education from childhood to adulthood has been thrown into the dog's stomach!

If that man really cares about her, he won't let her elope with him!

Duke Zheng is not the kind of person who will look down on someone's status. It doesn't matter if you are born in an ordinary family, but you must at least be clean and have certain real skills to support his daughter!

The second daughter of the Duke's Mansion is together with the son of a restaurant owner.

Although Duke Zheng is a little uncomfortable, his daughter has already decided on this man, and after his investigation, he found that the man has good character and morals, so he did not discourage the two.

He just let his second daughter think carefully. If she really gets together with that man, she will have to bear any hardships in the future. This is the path she has chosen.

Now the couple lives in harmony. Although the son of the restaurant owner is not very educated, he treats his second daughter and his two grandchildren very well.

As for this little daughter, what kind of love potion did she feed Li Minggen? She actually wants to elope with that man!

Eunuch Li's eyes were secretly looking at Duke Zheng. He wanted to go over and say something but didn't know how to start.

They both had to go back for this matter, but they had to leave tomorrow anyway.

But at midnight that night, Lin Mo sat in a wheelchair and drove the two pigs out.

[Hahahaha! Go back and eat melons! How can such a delicious melon be left without me! ]

[System! You make navigation for me! I must reach the capital before tomorrow morning! ]

The system shouted happily: [Don't worry, the navigation is ready, go eat melons! ]

The people hiding in the dark and watching them quietly: ...

They really didn't expect that this one person would actually leave tonight. This is really a one-on-one thing!

Minister Lin's head hurts at this moment. Can't you sleep one more night and leave tomorrow morning? Can't it be delayed for one night?

Emperor Xuande looked at the girl's sad back, and then looked at Minister Lin with a sad face. He comforted Minister Lin with emotion and said, "Don't worry, your girl won't encounter any danger with the system. Let's set off together tomorrow morning."

Lin Mo didn't know what the people behind her thought, but she was quite happy driving the two pigs.

After two days of practice, she was able to drive the two pigs very skillfully, and even over obstacles.

Not to mention, Prince Xin's wheelchair is really good, light and convenient, and most importantly, wear-resistant. No wonder Prince Xin was reluctant to give her the wheelchair.

(Prince Xin: ...I don't want to give you the wheelchair because if I give it to you, I will have nothing! Do you know the key points?)

Under the command of the system, Lin Mo finally arrived in the capital at dawn with the two pigs. As

soon as she entered the city, Lin Mo became the most beautiful girl in the capital.

"Whose lady is this? Why is she driving two pigs?"

"Do ladies from wealthy families like to ride pig carts now?" "

These two pigs don't seem to be of the same breed. One is a domestic pig and the other is a wild boar. How did she put these two pigs together?"

Listening to the people's discussions, Lin Mo smiled with a big white tooth.

Sure enough, after returning, she became the eye-catching Lady Xiao Lin! She is the most beautiful girl in the capital!

Lin Ran and Lin Qi went out to buy some pens and ink, since Lin Qi was about to take an exam. Suddenly, they saw a familiar figure.

Lin Ran rubbed her eyes to make sure she was not seeing things. She quickly pushed her brother's shoulder and said, "Look, is that Moer? Didn't she go hunting with Dad? Why is she back?"

Lin Qi looked at Lin Mo, who was sitting in a wheelchair and driving two pigs. His expression was dull for a moment.

What kind of look is this! Didn't she go there riding pigs? Why did she come back with another pig and a wheelchair?

"What the hell is this girl doing? Could it be that she came back overnight?"

Lin Mo saw his own carriage driving the pigs and ran over.

"Big brother and big sister! I'm back!"

Looking at the upset sister below, Lin Qi and Lin Ran closed their eyes at the same time and didn't want to see her.

"Aren't you in the hunting grounds? How come you're back so early? You didn't rush back overnight!"

Lin Mo smiled and said proudly, "Yes, I'm brave!"

After hearing this, Lin Ran slapped him, "Brave, you're so brave! You dare to come back alone in such a dangerous night! Does Dad know about this?"

Lin Mo touched the back of his head, it didn't hurt, it just felt itchy.

"Don't worry, I've left a letter for dad. He'll know I'm back when he reads the letter. You guys are going out, right? I won't disturb you for now. I'll go back and get some sleep."

Lin Mo patted Nail Pa's butt and hurried home in a wheelchair. Lin Qi and Lin Ran were following behind him: ...

Early the next morning, when Minister Lin came to help Lin Mo pack, he saw her letter.

[Dad! I'm going back first! You don't have to worry about me!]

Looking at her short words, Minister Lin sighed helplessly.

It's so bad! Fortunately, he knew what kind of system she had, otherwise he would be really scared and angry when he saw the letter.

As soon as Lin Mo returned home, he fell asleep on his bed. Mrs. Lin wanted to call her for dinner, but when she heard her snoring like an electric drill, she silently closed her mouth.

Tsk! How can a girl snore so loudly!

After Mrs. Lin left, Lin Mo pushed the two pigs out with a dark face.

"You should find a place to sleep by yourselves. How can you snore so loudly?"

Actually, it was not Lin Mo who was snoring, but the two pigs. It must be said that pigs follow their masters!

Chapter 66 You are the Bamboo Leaf Green Snake! Your whole family is Bamboo Leaf Green Snake!

Chapter 66 You are the Bamboo Leaf Green! Your whole family is Bamboo Leaf Green!

When Lin Mo was sleeping soundly, three people pushed each other to her door.

"Are you sure it's Master Xiao Lin? Why do I feel a little panic in my heart?"

"It must be Master Xiao Lin, otherwise which official lady would go to a brothel."

Yes, these three people were the ones who were deceived by Qin Zheng. They suspected that the girl in the brothel was Lin Mo, so they planned to come and see her today.

"Go knock on the door. You were the least drunk that night, so you shouldn't recognize the wrong person."

A young man in green clothes was pushed out.

Under the pressure of the two people behind him, he knocked on the door with trembling hands.

The gatekeeper of the Lin residence opened the door and looked at the three confused people, "Excuse me, who are you looking for?"

The two people behind hurriedly squeezed the person in front, and then said with a smile: "We are looking for Master Xiao Lin, is Master Xiao Lin here?"

Oh, they are here to look for their second young lady, what a rare guest!

He has been guarding the door here for so many years, and this is the first time he has seen someone take the initiative to look for their second young lady.

"Wait here, I will go and call the second young lady right away! Don't run!"

Looking at the excited back of the gatekeeper, the three people suddenly had a bad premonition.

After a while, Lin Mo rushed out in a wheelchair driving her two pigs: "Who is looking for me!"

The three quails outside the door with their necks shrunk:... It's over! It seems that they have found the wrong person!

"Sorry, we got the wrong person. Goodbye, Master Xiaolin!"

The three were about to run, but Lin Mo slid in front of them with a moonwalk.

"Don't go! It's rare for someone to come to me to play. Since you are the first to come to me, I will take you to play!"

System: [Great! Accept them as your younger brothers, we are going to eat melons at the Duke Zheng's Mansion! ]

When they heard the voice of the system, the three people's eyes narrowed slightly.

They had heard about the system from their father and brothers at home a long time ago, but they were still quite surprised when they heard it for the first time.

But what happened in the Duke Zheng's Mansion?

Under Lin Mo's ardent request (coercion), the three were forced to walk in a row behind her wheelchair, just like three younger brothers.

"It's all your fault! If you hadn't recognized the wrong person, how could we be mistaken for his younger brother!"

"Why do you blame me? Aren't you drunk too? When I said it was Master Kobayashi, you all agreed. Why are you blaming me now?"

"Can we escape? But I'm afraid I can't outrun her two pigs. That wild boar might push me to death!"

Lin Mo didn't notice what the people behind her were whispering, because her attention was all on the Duke Zheng's Mansion.

[System, do you think we should set up a tent there? Otherwise, I'm afraid it will delay the time to eat melons. ]

System: [Not really, but we can find a big tree to lean on, so that we can hide ourselves and eat melons! 】

After a while, they arrived at the back door of Duke Zheng's mansion. The three people below were stunned by Lin Mo, who seemed to be possessed by a lizard.

"Why are you still standing there? Come up quickly! I brought you here to eat melons for free!"

Lin Mo felt that these three people seemed a little stupid. [System, are these three people a little abnormal in their brains? Why do I feel that they are stupid?]

System: [They seem to be scared by you. They are too timid!]

The three timid people: ... Who is timid! Climb up if you want!

In a moment, this withered tree was bearing a weight that it should not bear.

Emperor Xuande and his men also came back in the afternoon, and Duke Zheng rushed into the house first.

Lin Mo: [Oh my! Did Duke Zheng know about the affair between the third young lady and Li Minggen? 】

System: [It seems so, hurry up and eat melons! 】

After a while, the sound of crying and shouting was heard from inside, and the officials were all disguised and lurking at the door of Duke Zheng's house.

Those who didn't know would think they were carrying out some secret mission.

System: [Oh my! Duke Zheng came back and ran into that young lady and Li Minggen having a secret meeting! No wonder he was so angry! 】

The people in disguise below:...Why does this voice sound so familiar?

They subconsciously looked up at the sky, my goodness! There was a person growing on the withered tree! One of them was particularly familiar to them!

Minister Lin looked at the person lying on the top of the tree, and suddenly he felt a little breathless.

Doctor Zhao rushed over and was about to use his silver needle, but Minister Lin dodged his silver needle with a light step.

Doctor Zhao was not convinced and wanted to stab him again, but Minister Lin twisted his waist and dodged again. The two began to fight back and forth. Doctor Zhao

: I don't believe I can't stab you!

Minister Lin: I don't believe I can't avoid you!

Just when they were fighting back and forth, a person suddenly rushed out from the back door.

Doctor Zhao was angry that he couldn't stab the person, but when he saw the person coming, he immediately threw a needle over.

Lin Mo on top: !!! Awesome!

The three people who were forced to watch the show: !!! ! Where did this expert come from!

Li Minggen, who finally escaped but was hit by a flying needle and fell to the ground:...

"Catch him! How dare he seduce my daughter!"

Duke Zheng's beard was so angry that it flew off. He thought this man was so handsome that he must have looked like Minister Lin to seduce his daughter. But this man was just ordinary handsome. There were many young men in the capital who were better looking than him!

I don't know what kind of magic my little daughter was possessed by that she was bewitched by this man!

Lin Mo looked at Li Minggen, who was lying on the ground with foam at the mouth, and then said to the system speechlessly: [Is this what you call handsome and good-looking? How is he good-looking? He is not as good-looking as me. 】

System: [Oh! This is still a level higher than the appearance of ordinary people. It is definitely not comparable to your appearance. After all, you look so much like your father, the most handsome man in Beijing. It would be great if you were a man. Then you can take the imperial examination and get the third place. Perfect! ]

Everyone who heard: ... How can you say that taking the imperial examination is so easy?

Li Minggen dragged his half-crippled body and tried to escape. Lin Mo immediately grabbed the three people around him and jumped down.

The three people who were forced to jump: "Ahhh! Help!"

Lin Mo put the three of them on the ground one after another to block three roads. Perfect!

The three people who were forced to be Land Rover: !!! You are sick! We are human beings! We don't want to be Land Rover!

Li Minggen dragged his half-crippled body and actually wanted to rush over.

Lin Mo: "Bamboo Leaf Green, hold his thigh!"

The young man in bamboo green clothes subconsciously held Li Minggen's thigh.

No, you are the Bamboo Leaf Green! Your whole family is Bamboo Leaf Green!

But now that he has been hugged, it is not easy to let go. Bamboo Leaf Green held Li Minggen's thigh and waited until the people in the Duke's Mansion rushed out.

During this time, his face was stepped on several times.

The two people lying next to him couldn't help but feel lucky: Fortunately, he didn't run towards them.

Chapter 67 Miss Zheng San, Zheng Baochuan!

Chapter 67 Third Miss Zheng, Zheng Baochuan!

When Li Minggen was arrested, he was still swearing, and his swearing was quite dirty.

Lin Mo now doubted the third lady's vision. She asked the system in confusion: [Is the third lady's vision really good? She can actually like such a person? ]

Others also agreed with Lin Mo's statement. This man really has no advantages except that he looks a little decent.

He came to someone else's house to meet someone else's daughter, and when he was discovered, he escaped through the back door. He was still swearing when he was caught.

Tsk, I don't know if Eunuch Li knows that his son who he has never met and has no blood relationship with would be like this.

Eunuch Li, who was hiding in the dark, also felt mixed emotions in his heart. What the hell is this! He doesn't want this root! It's too embarrassing, what's the point of keeping such a bad root!

The Crown Prince and the two princes hid behind a haystack and looked at Eunuch Li with pity.

Eunuch Li had been with their father for most of his life and he was second only to him in this position. Even as their father's sons, they didn't dare to be too presumptuous to Eunuch Li. After all, Eunuch Li had watched them grow up and in their hearts he was like an elder.

Suddenly, a son who had no blood relationship with them and was so bad showed up. This can be said to be a loss of integrity in his later years.

The last person to lose integrity in his later years was Minister Lin. Minister Lin had been well-behaved for most of his life, but suddenly a daughter like Lin Mo appeared, and then he started to walk on this road of no return.

(Minister Lin: ...Are you being polite?)

"Your Highness, does the Emperor know that you are hiding here?" Eunuch Li was speechless as he looked at the three princes hiding not far away.

How come these three are everywhere? Didn't the Emperor ask them to return to the palace early to deal with memorials?

The third prince chuckled and then came up with a very reliable excuse: "We are doing this for the sake of our father. He must want to know what's going on here, so we are here to investigate first. When we return to the palace, we can tell him everything in detail."

The other two also nodded quickly: Yes, yes, yes, that's what I mean.

Eunuch Li: ...I don't believe you, there is no decent person in your family.

Lin Mo was watching the show outside and was happy, but was suddenly invited into the Duke's Mansion.

The three people lying on the ground were also forced to follow in, and Zhuyeqing had several big footprints on his face.

Lin Mo was a little excited: [Hahaha, we actually ran into the melon field to eat melons, amazing!]

System: [I think the Duke may also want you to persuade the third daughter of their family, you must show your ability later! Show your brainwashing skills!]

Duke Zheng originally just wanted Lin Mo to come over and show his ability to eat melons, and by the way, dig up some melons about Li Minggen privately, but he didn't expect the system to provide him with a new idea.

It's hard to say about Lady Kobayashi in other aspects, but she is definitely a talented person when it comes to speaking. She can easily tell you about someone's 18 generations of ancestors in just a few words. Maybe letting her talk to her daughter can really help her wake up.

"Lord Xiaolin, I didn't expect to see you outside by such a coincidence. I have something I would like to ask you, Lord Xiaolin, for help. My disappointing daughter has had some trouble recently, so I would like to ask you, Lord Xiaolin, to help persuade her."

Duke Zheng acted embarrassed and spoke in an especially sincere tone, "You saw it just now. That man is really not good enough, but I don't know what possessed my daughter to be with this man. Lord Xiaolin is extremely talented, and I believe you will be able to help persuade my daughter."

Lin Mo was flattered so much that her teeth were exposed. She didn't expect that she was so useful in other people's hearts.

"Oh, no, no, leave this matter to me. I am the best at persuading people!"

System: [That's right, no one is better at brainwashing than us! ]

The three civets who were forced to come in looked at Duke Zheng in horror: Duke, are you serious about what you said!

After a while, Lin Mo met the third young lady. The third young lady was still good-looking, a beautiful girl from a small family.

But this beauty was now in tears, with a heartbroken expression on her face. It seemed that she was really dissatisfied with her father's behavior of beating a duck with a stick.

The system said to Lin Mo: [Li Minggen is really not a good guy, you should quickly help persuade this Third Miss, this is a thing that has been used by others! ]

Lin Mo was shocked in her heart, but she remained very calm on the surface. She sighed and said, "Why does Third Miss have to cling to a piece of grass, and that grass has been chewed by others."

Third Miss: ???

Others: ???

What does this mean? What do you mean this grass has been chewed by others? Who has used him!

The system echoed Lin Mo's words and said: [Alas, why do you have such a bad taste in beauties? That Li Minggen not only has a confidante, but this person is also a frequent visitor to brothels and has mushrooms growing down there! Do you like such a person because of the mushrooms down there! 】

Even Lin Mo took a breath of cool air at this moment, [Oh my god, this Li Minggen is sick! It's over, I didn't touch him just now! I won't be infected! 】

At this moment, Zhuyeqing's eyes were rolled up: Oh my god! I even hugged that person's thigh! Am I going to die? I'm still young and I don't want to die!

The two young masters next to him quickly moved away from Zhuyeqing. The expressions on their faces were apologetic, but their actions did not delay for a day.

Lin Mo organized his words and said to the third lady: "You are a good lady of a noble family, why do you have to be with this fickle person? Look at these three idiots, these three idiots are better than that guy."

Three idiots: ???

The Third Miss looked at the three men next to her, and they were indeed handsome, more handsome than that Li Minggen.

Lin Mo noticed that the Third Miss began to waver, and hurriedly continued: "There are so many young masters from noble families in the capital, any one of them is better than this Li Minggen, he might get sick if he picked such a random man."

"Compared with fate, this feeling is not worth mentioning, that man doesn't care about you at all, if he cared about you, he would never let you elope, wake up, Zheng Baochuan!"

Third Miss Zheng: "??? How do you know my name is Zheng Baochuan, does Lord Xiaolin know me?"

She seldom goes out, and most people outside only know her elder and second sisters. She didn't expect Lord Xiaolin to know her.

Lin Mo was stunned for a moment, [Oh my god! Her name is really Baochuan! No wonder she is so love-minded!]

The expression on Duke Zheng's face was almost uncontrollable. The last person who was called love-minded by this little ancestor was the general who protected the country.

The story of the general who protected the country had spread all over the capital. He slept with other people's women, raised other people's sons, and served other people.

So his daughter is also like this! No!

Chapter 68 Help! I'm stuck in the dog hole!

Chapter 68 Help! I'm stuck in the dog hole!

Miss San's face was a little embarrassed now. She could hear all of Lin Mo's inner thoughts, and naturally knew that what Lin Mo said was true.

After all, the melons that Master Xiao Lin eats are never fake.

But she really couldn't believe that her vision was so bad. Li Minggen actually had a sexually transmitted disease!

Lin Mo looked at Miss San's face and suddenly had an idea in her mind. She glanced at the three idiots next to her, quickly flashed to their side, and then whispered: "You should not have married yet, what do you think of Miss San?"

The system heard her words and understood what she meant at once: [Oh! You want to help them matchmake! ]

Everyone: ! !

Lin Mo: [Yes, look at how well they match like jackals and tigers! 】

Jackal, tiger and leopard Westerner:...

You are the jackal, tiger and leopard!

The third lady took a deep breath. She now really wanted to know what kind of image she had in Lord Kobayashi's heart. Must she find a man?

"Lord Kobayashi, I appreciate your kindness. I also know that Li Minggen is not a good man. As for these three young masters, I have no intersection with them, so let's forget it."

The third lady also glanced at the three people, with a meaningful look in her eyes.

The trio:...Why do we feel disgust from your tone, and what's the matter with your eyes!

When Lin Mo and the three people were sent out, their expressions were the same dull.

Lin Mo asked the system with some confusion: [So it seems that we were driven out, right. ]

System: [It seems so. 】

Lin Mo: [They are killing the donkey after they have unloaded their gear! 】

The trio nodded desperately in their hearts: That's right, killing the donkey after they have unloaded their gear!

The people outside: ...This idiom sounds a bit strange, but they can't tell what's strange about it .

The trio looked at the current situation and suddenly felt that this was a good opportunity to leave.

"Well, since there's nothing else to do, let's go first."

They still have to go find the beauty, and they really don't have time to stay here.

The capital is so big, and it's not sure if they can find the beauty.

Lin Mo originally wanted to hold them back, but she was a step too slow because she was caught by her father.

"Stop messing around with me, and go home quickly!"

Minister Lin picked up the man first, then sat on the wheelchair and put the man horizontally on his knees.

"Ask your Spike to take us home!"

Lin Mo: ...

People: ...

System: [Tsk tsk tsk, your father has changed too, he was also conquered by the Spike.]

Lin Mo replied in agreement: [Who said it wasn't, he even took away my wheelchair.]

The people behind looked at the back of Minister Lin sitting in a wheelchair chasing the pig, and sighed.

Lord Xiaolin's influence is really too great, look at Minister Lin, he is no longer the polite and old-fashioned Minister Lin.

Lin Mo lay on his father's lap, talking non-stop in his heart. This man talked about everything in the world, and Minister Lin's head was buzzing. When

the people in the capital saw this scene, their expressions were a little strange.

"What's going on recently! Why do the nobles like to drive pigs now?"

"I don't understand. How can we know what the nobles are thinking?"

Minister Lin has gotten used to the looks of these people now.

Lin Mo was bumped around and slowly fell asleep. Listening to the donkey's cry coming from his legs, Minister Lin sighed.

What a sin! Fortunately, we will be home soon, otherwise it would be really embarrassing!

Things here are settled, and Qin Zheng's things are not yet settled.

The three people asked one by one, and they really found out which lady was dragged back by the ears that night.

"Is this really the case? It seems that there is no lady in the family of the Minister of Personnel. Qin Zheng is the only son."

The three stood at the door of the Minister of Personnel's house, hesitating.

The young man in white thought for a while and said, "Could it be that the Minister of Personnel has a daughter outside and has recently found her again?" The more

he thought about it, the more he felt that this was possible.

He also explained to the other two people, "Look, if it is a girl who grew up in the capital, who would dare to go in and out of the brothel except Lord Xiaolin, but if she grew up outside, then it all makes sense."

It made sense, and the other two were immediately convinced.

The three of them mustered up their courage and knocked on the door.

Qin Zheng is now dressing up for his mother. These two days, he has to change into women's clothes every day for his mother to see. He is really about to give up wearing women's clothes.

"Miss, we don't have a young lady in our family, we only have a young master. The one you said was brought back that night was our young master."

Hearing the servant's words, the three of them were struck by lightning.

So, so the beauty they saw that day was Qin Zheng!

Zhuyeqing screamed, the chief ran away, and the other two rolled their eyes and fainted.

The servants of the Minister's Mansion: ...

This seems to be a bit too exciting.

After Lin Mo woke up, the system told her the follow-up.

[Hahahaha! This blow is a bit big, did they bend? ]

Lin Mo is most concerned about this matter.

System: [I don't know, but if they really bend, can Qin Zheng handle it alone? It's not enough for him to divide it among three people! ]

Lin Mo thought about it, and the chief began to arrange shifts for them, [One person per day, two shifts in seven days, and Qin Zheng rests on the last day, perfect! ]

The more Lin Mo thought about it, the more excited he became. Oh! I really want to see what their Shura field is like. It would be great if I could see it on the spot.

The westerners of the Lin family standing outside the door: ...

What should I do if my daughter is a little perverted! Can I put her back and rebuild her?

Lin Mo and the system talked more and more obscenely. The laughter of the two people was extremely vulgar and treacherous. It felt like they were going to do something bad in the middle of the night.

Minister Lin closed his eyes and gritted his teeth and said, "Keep an eye on her for me. By the way, let someone notify the Minister of Personnel to keep the gate of the courtyard tight. If he sees this girl, kidnap her and send her back immediately!"

Lin Qi Lin Ran: ... Dad, you are exaggerating a little bit. Even if Moer is so weird, she would not go out in the middle of the night to kidnap someone.

But facts have proved that Minister Lin's consideration is correct.

Lin Mo and the system said that they couldn't sleep at all after being excited, and then the two of them discussed and decided to go to eat melons nearby.

"Ahhhh! Help, I'm stuck in a dog hole, help!"

The system complained: [I told you to climb over the wall, but you insisted on crawling through the dog hole!]

Lin Mo: [How do I know this dog hole is so narrow? I could have crawled through it a few years ago!]

System: [You also know how many years ago it was! How can you compare when you were in your early teens to now? Wake up!]

The Lin family members who hurried over: ... Damn, you really plan to go out in the middle of the night!

Chapter 69: Minister Lin jumps on Lin Mo's head

Chapter 69: Minister Lin jumps on Lin Mo's head

Lin Mo's entire buttocks were stuck.

Minister Lin grabbed her feet and pulled them hard, but the person immediately started screaming.

"Dad! Stop pulling, my clothes are going up!"

System: ...

Lin Family West: ...

Lin Qi took Lin Ran outside and tried to grab her hand to pull her out, but the person started again.

"Ahhh! My pants are stuck, brother, if you pull it out again, my pants will be scraped off by this dog hole!"

Mrs. Lin looked at this annoying thing, slapped her on the butt first, and then said unhappily: "Then what do you say? Pulling your feet and hands won't work, if you have the ability to crawl in, you can also arch your way out!"

The loud slap made Lin Mo scream, "Mom! You numbed my butt!"

The system was really angry and funny when watching this scene, but after all, it was its host, so it still tried hard to think of a solution.

Then it came up with a particularly bad idea.

The system shouted excitedly: [I have an idea! Host, I have an idea to get you out! ]

Lin Mo: [Tell me quickly! 】

The system's words ignited Lin Mo's hope, but others were skeptical about the system's words.

The main reason was that if this person dominated everything, no one would be normal. How could you expect an abnormal system to come up with any good solution?

Sure enough, the next second the system said excitedly: [Let your parents hit your butt hard with a board. You will definitely arch your body forward because of the pain, and then you can arch it out! 】

After hearing this method, everyone was silent. Lin Mo asked the system very seriously: [Excuse me, do you and I have any grudge? The kind of hatred that is deep and deep. 】

The system answered cutely: [No! You are my dearest host. 】

Lin Mo collapsed and shouted in his heart: [Then why do you treat me like this! 】

Shangshu Lin and the others tried their best to suppress the corners of their raised mouths and lowered their heads.

Hold it in! Hold it in! Don't laugh!

The system is still defending itself: [That's not what I meant! I'm really thinking about you! Otherwise, what else can you think of? Do you really want to be trapped in this dog hole? ]

[Oh, you blocked the dog's door first, how can I go home? ]

Lin Mo thought about it, and actually felt that what the system said made some sense.

She raised her head and tried to shout inside: "Dad and Mom! Find something to spank my butt hard, so that I can get out!"

Minister Lin and Mrs. Lin: ...

Lin Qi Lin Ran who was watching her from outside: ...

Are you serious about what you said? The system dares to say so you dare to do it, right?

Madam Lin pushed Minister Lin: "You come, I can't do it."

Minister Lin looked at Madam Lin speechlessly, you said that, it seems that I can do it.

Normally, I beat him, but it is always measured, and it is completely different from the nature of now!

Lin Mo closed his eyes and prepared for a long time, but in the end, he didn't even wait for the pain in his butt.

System: [Your parents are shirking each other, do you want to say something to stimulate them, so that they can do it. ]

Lin Mo thought about it, and then shouted at the top of his throat: "Dad, the tea you worked so hard to get last time was stolen by me, and the tea eggs boiled with that tea are not delicious at all!"

Minister Lin widened his eyes: !!!

"Evil girl!"

Lin Qi and Lin Ran closed their eyes silently. What a sin this thing is! There are so many teas at home, but you have to use your dad's tea! After eating it, you said that other people's tea eggs are not delicious.

The system now wants to give Lin Mo a thumbs up: when it comes to courting death, no one can compare to its host.

Minister Lin picked up a thin and soft branch on the ground and hit Lin Mo's butt directly.

Lin Mo took a breath of cool air when she was hit, and her body suddenly shrank forward and she really arched it out!

"Hahahaha! I'm out! I, Lin Mo, am out!"

Lin Mo is now like Sun Wukong coming out of the mountain. Although his butt hurts, he is more happy.

"Little bastard, stop running! Give me my tea back!"

Minister Lin shouted angrily from the other side of the wall. That was the tea he had worked so hard to get! He thought he had finished drinking the tea, but it turned out that the little bastard used the tea to cook tea eggs!

Lin Mo ran wildly in front, rubbing his butt. If he stopped, he would be a fool.

And the tea eggs cooked with tea were really not delicious at all. Dad praised the tea to the sky when he got it back, and it tasted the same.

Lin Ran looked at her sister running in front of her, and then looked at her father who had just climbed over the wall. She sighed helplessly and said to Lin Qi, "Let's prepare the medicine. I feel that Mo'er's butt might be a bit miserable today."

Lin Qi thought about the girl who was courting death, and his mouth twitched. He didn't know what to say at all.

[Run, run, your father is catching up with you! Hurry up and lift your legs up for me! ]

The system felt that it was very exciting now. It was really great to have such a host to eat melons! She herself was a huge melon field!

Now the whole thing was a speed and passion. Lin Mo was running wildly in front of him, and Minister Lin was chasing wildly behind him. The branches in his hands were swinging and rustling, which made people know how painful it would be to throw this thing on the body.

Lin Mo's face was distorted from running. [No, no, I can't run anymore. Can you turn on the protection mechanism for me later? I'll install it later and I can fool my father!]

The system turned on the protection mechanism without saying anything. Anyway, it had enough energy today, so it didn't feel bad to take out other people's things.

[It's turned on. Now it's your turn!]

When Lin Mo heard this, she turned around and knelt down. Minister Lin didn't hear the conversation between her and the system, but he didn't brake when he saw this girl kneeling down.

The main reason was that the man in front rushed too hard, and this time the man suddenly stopped, and he was not prepared at all.

Seeing that they were about to collide, Minister Lin gritted his teeth and hardened his heart. When he was about to collide, he put his hands on Lin Mo's shoulders. Very good! A perfect vault! This obstacle was passed very beautifully!

Lin Mo: ...

The servants beside him: ...

Mrs. Lin and Lin Qi Lin Ran who were watching from a distance: ...

The whole environment was stagnant for a few seconds, and then a burst of laughter came out of Lin Mo's mind, and the system laughed like a goose.

[Hahaha! Your father jumped a horse on your head! You were stepped over! Hahahaha! ]

Chapter 70 Lin Mo: Dad, run!

Chapter 70 Lin Mo: Dad, run!

Lin Mo listened to the system's laughter and touched his head, his expression a little dull.

What happened just now, she just knelt down to admit her fault, why did you vault over her head!

"Ahhh! Dad! Why are you vaulting over my head! I've accepted that you hit me, why are you vaulting over my head, I can't grow taller! I can't grow taller!"

Lin Mo fell to the ground with a thud, and then cried sadly.

"I was originally the shortest in the family, and I was planning to make a push for height in the next two years, but this time it was all ruined by you! I can't grow taller!"

She will only be 16 in two months, and at 16 she can really make a push for height.

The height of her elder sister is at least 165cm, her elder brother is almost as tall as her father, 1.80m, close to 1.9m, and her mother is close to 1.7m. She is the shortest in the family!

Everyone in the family is tall, but she is the only short one! Why do you treat her like this?

Seeing Lin Mo crying on the ground, the servants around have become accustomed to it. They will wait until this little ancestor cleans up the place before cleaning up.

Minister Lin coughed awkwardly and threw away the branch in his hand. He was too embarrassed to hit her!

"It's not my fault just now. Who told you to kneel down so suddenly? If you hadn't kneeled down, this wouldn't have happened."

System: [That's right, you knelt down too quickly just now. You should have done a 360-degree Thomas turn and then kneeled down. That technique is cool!"

Lin Mo yelled at the system in anger: [I find that your system is really getting more and more abnormal. What normal person would do a 360-degree Thomas turn and kneel down to apologize!]

Crowd: ...You talk as if you are a normal person.

Mrs. Lin looked at her little daughter rolling on the ground, feeling upset, "Lin Moer! Wash the clothes you are wearing yourself! Look at you rolling around like this, it's just that your father jumped over you, it's not a big deal, who says you won't grow taller after being jumped over."

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo quickly got up from the ground, then walked up to her father and said seriously, "Dad, then let me jump for a while."

Minister Lin took a deep breath and pushed the big face in front of him away, "Get out! Get away from me now while I'm not angry!"

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo curled her lips and started crying again, "I won't, I won't!"

Seeing her daughter making such an expression with a face that looked very similar to her husband, Mrs. Lin's mouth twitched slightly.

Although I have seen it many times over the years, I am still shocked every time I see her.

"Why don't you let her jump a little, and she will stop after a jump." Mrs. Lin decided to send her husband to fight.

Minister Lin looked at Mrs. Lin in disbelief, with shock in his eyes.

Madam! Are you serious? We are the closest people, and you want me to do this for this little girl!

Mrs. Lin knew what he was thinking when she saw his expression. She leaned over to Minister Lin's ear and whispered, "Come on and comfort her. You were wrong just now. Why didn't you just fall to the side? Why did you jump over her head?"

"It's mainly because she looks too much like you. I always feel uncomfortable when she cries with a face so similar to yours. Why don't the two older ones look much like you, but the younger one looks so much like you?"

Minister Lin glanced at the crying person and suddenly felt like he was having a heart attack.

Lin Mo's face, which was more like him, was now covered with snot and tears. Tsk, it was really annoying to see.

Although Minister Lin looks old-fashioned, he still values ​​his face very much. After all, without this face, how could he have won the beauty so quickly?

So he has taken good care of himself over the years. Although he is in his 40s, he looks like he is in his early 30s. He has a fair complexion, tight skin, and handsome appearance.

He can attract a lot of attention just by standing outside. Moreover, people of this age have a calm temperament, which makes them more attractive.

But this little girl, who looks so similar to him, is crying with snot and tears, which is so heartbreaking!

"Alright, alright, I'll bend down and dance for you, okay? I really don't know whose temper you take after," Minister Lin sighed and bent down.

Lin Mo's crying stopped instantly when she heard this, and then she took off and dived, and then rode on her father's back.

Yoohoo! She didn't jump over.

The system burst into laughter again: [Hahaha, you overestimated your strength, your jumping ability is not enough! She rode on her father's back.]

Lin Qi and Lin Ran sighed and turned their heads away, it was difficult.

Lin Mo felt a little strange sitting on her father's back, she seemed to have found the feeling of her childhood.

As she thought about it, she squeezed her legs together, and then subconsciously said, "Dad, run!"

Minister Lin slapped her backhand, "I think you really deserve a beating!"

After receiving the slap, Lin Mo turned over and got down immediately, and then started running forward with her unruly steps.

Seeing the father and daughter start chasing each other again, the three people of the Lin family didn't know what to say.

Lin Qi gently touched his forehead and said with some distress: "Why do I suddenly feel that the burden on my shoulders is very heavy? I'd better go to school. I have to take the exam in two days."

Others are worried about the men in their family taking the imperial examinations at this time, but they don't care about this at all.

Because the troublemaker in their family always causes all kinds of weird things every day, the exams don't seem to be that noticeable compared to these things.

It didn't take long for the farce in the Lin family to spread throughout the capital. After all, there were many people who secretly followed (eated melons) their family.

As for Lin Mo, everyone was really angry, spoiled, and hated her. This girl was a good person, but her thoughts were a little different from others.

It was fun to eat melons with her, but it was not fun to eat your own melons.

This time, Lin Mo was beaten so hard that he couldn't get out of bed for two days. Although hitting people with that kind of tree branches would not cause serious injuries, it was painful!

It was not until the day of Lin Qi's palace examination that Lin Mo reappeared in the public eye.

System: [Go, go, go! There are several big melons to eat in the palace examination today!]

Such a big event will definitely be recorded by the historians, and Lin Mo, as an assistant, must be nearby, so she is going to go to the scene to eat the melons!

Chapter 71: I didn't like the young lady, but I liked her wet nurse

Chapter 71: I didn't fancy the young lady, but I fancy the young lady's wet nurse

Lin Mo followed Lord Li into the hall, but his expression looked a little obscene

for some reason. Lin Qi looked at his little sister's expression and turned his head away speechlessly.

He suddenly understood what it felt like for his father to bring this family to court every day. You felt embarrassed for her just standing there! And it's not her own face that's embarrassing, it's your face!

Emperor Xuande is a super beauty control, as we know from the fact that he appointed Minister Lin as the third place in the imperial examination more than 20 years ago.

Among this group of young men, Lin Qi is the best among them, but there are two others who are almost as good as him, except that the other two are a little older in their early 30s.

Lin Qi's face, which looked like Madam Lin, seemed to be filtered alone among the crowd.

Lin Mo looked at his brother's beautiful face, then at the emperor's expression, and then said to the system in a sly way: [Why do I see the emperor's eyes? He likes my brother. There should be no male concubines in the emperor's harem, right? ]

Everyone: ...

The emperor and Lin Qi: ...You are fucking sick! Can you stop thinking for a while and stop thinking nonsense!

Emperor Xuande shifted his gaze and stopped looking at Lin Qi. He was afraid that if he continued to look at her, the girl would really think that he was going to take her brother into the harem.

The key is that there is a system adding fuel to the fire.

The system said to Lin Mo very seriously: [Your emperor's harem has no male concubines, but maybe you can open it from today. If your brother really enters the harem, then you will be the aunt of the emperor! He is the uncle of the emperor and you are the aunt of the emperor! ]

Lin Mo thought about it, hehe, it seems okay.

Everyone present lowered their heads, and the muscles on their faces kept twitching.

Lord Li took a deep breath and tried his best to control his trembling hands. It was a pity that these things could not be recorded. Only the words spoken by this little ancestor could be recorded.

Lin Qi's fists were already clenched. If he could not beat his sister in this hall, he would have to let this stinky girl eat his fist!

After hearing what Lin Mo said, the prince and the two princes also began to look at Lin Qi.

Well, she is indeed very pretty, and her features are more like Madam Lin. I don't know what's wrong with this brother and sister, the brother looks more like their mother and the sister looks more like their father.

The third prince whispered to his two brothers: "Father really doesn't like men, right? I think this Lin Qi is really pretty!"

The crown prince slapped him on the butt: "Shut up, if father likes men, how did you come into being! Just listen to half of what Lin Mo says, this girl can't say anything good." The

third prince touched his butt and shut up.

In the end, Lin Qi was chosen as the third place winner because of his outstanding appearance and talent, and the two men in their early 30s became the first place winner and the second place winner.

"Tsk tsk tsk, the Lin family suffers because they are too good-looking. Minister Lin's talent could have made him the top scholar, but he only got the third place because of his looks. Now his son is like this again", an adult sighed with emotion.

Another person had a completely different view: "Isn't the third place a bad thing? The third place is usually a person with both talent and appearance. It's not something that ordinary people can get. When I took the exam, I was aiming for the third place. Who knew that Lin Huan would suddenly appear."

Lin Huan is the name of Minister Lin. Back then, this name alone could excite all the young ladies in the capital.

Just when everyone was immersed in joy, Lin Mo started to make trouble.

[Tongzi, didn't you say there was a melon? It's almost over, hurry up and get the melon! 】

Lin Mo took a look at these men. Most of them had regular features. It seemed that those who looked too ugly could not be officials.

I really don't know what kind of people are among these people.

The system almost forgot about this matter. It made Lin Mo take a look at the thin man next to him. [Did you see the man in the corner?]

Everyone looked at the thin man in the corner. The thin man was trembling with fear. He was standing in such a corner, how could the system find him!

Lin Mo took a closer look at the man. There was nothing special about him. He was just very short, about 1.7 meters tall, and too thin.

[What's wrong with him? He is a little short and thin. Could he be a woman disguised as a man?] The more

Lin Mo looked at the man's figure, the more he thought about it, the more possible it was. Otherwise, how could this man be so short!

Everyone gasped, a woman dressed as a man! In front of the emperor, it is a capital crime for a woman to dress as a man!

The thin man was so scared that he almost knelt down, and the two guards beside him pinched him from left to right.

This is the person that Emperor Xuande had prepared long ago, in order to prevent some people with poor psychological quality from fainting when scared.

[No, no, he is a real man. He was spotted by the Minister of the Imperial Household some time ago. The Minister of the Imperial Household wanted to marry his daughter to him, so he has been living in his house for some time.]

Lin Mo understood what this meant. No matter what dynasty, some officials would always bet on these examinations. Whether it was to catch a son-in-law under the list or to bet in advance, it was quite popular.

Others were also secretly looking at this thin man. He looked average and his figure was not outstanding. The Minister of the Imperial Household had a bad taste!

The system continued: [Although this person agreed, his vision was a bit unique. He didn't fancy the young lady of the Shaoqing family, but he liked the young lady's wet nurse! ]

Hearing this, Lin Mo almost choked on his own saliva, [What the hell! Say it again! ]

Everyone present felt the same as Lin Mo, and they all suspected that they had heard it wrong.

The system repeated it again: [He didn't fancy the young lady of the Shaoqing family, but he liked the young lady's wet nurse. ]

After thinking for two seconds, Lin Mo asked seriously: [How old is the young lady's wet nurse? Is she very beautiful, the kind of beauty that can be described as a fairy? 】

System: [The nurse is 35 this year, and she looks average, but she has a very good figure, big breasts and a round butt. Oh, this man likes young women. He has a woman in his hometown in the countryside, who is also the type with a plump figure. That woman is his nominal elder. 】

Lin Mo: ...

Everyone present: ...

Lin Mo glanced at the thin man, tsk, this is really a real person who doesn't show his true colors!

Emperor Xuande touched his chin and was very confused. Tsk, this person's character is not good. We can't let such a person be an official.

The thin man wanted to faint but couldn't. The doctor Zhao behind him stabbed him with a needle at the moment he fainted, and then he was forced to wake up.

Oh my God! He is finished! He is really finished!

Chapter 72: The top scholar is stimulated and rides a pig to tour the capital

Chapter 72: The number one scholar is stimulated and rides a pig to tour the capital

At the signal of Emperor Xuande, the man was secretly dragged away.

Lin Mo and the system had already changed their target, and now they are talking about the number one scholar's melon.

System: [Your number one scholar is really a love-sick man. He and his wife are childhood sweethearts. When he first came to the capital, some officials also took a fancy to him, but he refused. ]

Lin Mo took a look at the number one scholar. Although he was in his early 30s, he looked upright and upright. He was indeed a good man.

The number one scholar had raised his head, and there was a hint of pride on his face.

He and his wife were childhood sweethearts and had a good relationship. Even if Lord Xiaolin was eating melons, he could only eat melons about their love.

But sometimes the twists and turns come so fast, the next sentence of the system sent him to hell.

[But your number one scholar is also quite troublesome. While he was studying hard and preparing for the exams, his wife had already had an affair with his younger brother. Oh, and his newly born daughter is not his, but his younger brother's.]

People originally thought that the number one scholar and his wife were a loving couple, but the system's words caught them off guard.

Lin Mo felt his head buzzing, [So he was studying hard and getting a good name, but his wife and his younger brother cheated on him!]

Oh my God! This guy is so unlucky!

The number one scholar's face had turned pale, and his body was a little shaky, as if he was a little unstable.

Lin Qi quietly supported him and said, "Hold on, don't fall down!"

Emperor Xuande and others also looked at the champion with pity. Why do they feel that the champion hat they just put on is a little cheating.

Lin Mo couldn't wait to hear the sequel, [Hurry up and explain to me in detail what's going on. It can't be an affair. There must be something behind it! ]

The system exclaimed: [How do you know there is something behind it? There is indeed something behind it. The wife and the two brothers are childhood sweethearts. His younger brother likes his wife very much, but it was his elder brother who arranged the marriage. The younger brother resents his elder brother. ]

[The champion's younger brother is actually very jealous of his elder brother. He is also a scholar, but his knowledge is not as good as his elder brother. He only passed the examination to become a scholar, so he wants to take revenge on his elder brother. Lin Mo

's inner voice was a little broken: [So he took revenge on his sister-in-law!]

Everyone didn't know what to say. It was really terrible to have such a bad brother!

Lin Qi suddenly felt a little better. It turned out that people still need comparisons. Compared with this bad brother, his own bad sister is nothing. At most, she just lost some face outside.

The top scholar's breathing has begun to get heavier. It seems that he is really stimulated.

The system continued: [You don't know how disgusting his brother is. As long as his brother beats him today, he will definitely go to his sister-in-law soon.]

[And the character of the top scholar's wife is not very good. Since she wants to be an official's wife, she doesn't want to be ignored by her husband. Then she naturally got together with the top scholar's brother. 】

【Alas, sometimes the relationships between you humans are really messy. 】

Lin Mo also nodded in his heart. Indeed, sometimes the relationships between people are really messy.

After the palace selection was over, everyone looked at the number one scholar with a meaningful look in their eyes.

Later, the number one, second and third place scholars will ride horses around the capital. It was originally a good thing to be on the list of successful candidates, but because of this incident, the number one scholar looked as if his parents had died.

Even when riding on a tall horse, he still looked like he had lost all hope in life.

When Lin Mo drove out with his two pigs, the number one scholar's expression had not yet slowed down.

Suddenly, the number one scholar saw Lin Mo's pigs, he was stunned for a moment and then got off from it.

Looking at the number one scholar walking towards him, Lin Mo was full of doubts.

[What is he going to do! Why is he not riding his big horse to tour the capital city but coming to me?]

The system was also very confused: [I don't know either. Maybe he is so happy that he wants to share his joy with you.]

Everyone present was extremely speechless when they heard the system's words. It is really hard to explain the system's thinking process. It has its own unique way of thinking.

After the top scholar came over, he suddenly smiled at Lin Mo, and Lin Mo also smiled at him politely.

Just when everyone didn't know what the two of them were going to do, the top scholar grabbed the wild boar and rode on it with his long legs.

"Master Xiaolin, can I borrow your pig for a bit?"

Lin Mo: ...

Wild boar: ...

Everyone present: ...

Logically, this is not feasible, but everyone understands that he was quite traumatized today, so they acquiesced to him riding the boar.

Then the picture became like this.

The top scholar rode on a wild boar with a dull look on his face, and the expressions on the faces of the runner-up and third scholar behind him were also a bit distorted.

Completely different from the lively scenes on the streets in the past, this time they walked on the streets, and the streets were particularly quiet.

The girls were going to throw flowers at them, but when they saw the pig that the top scholar was riding, everyone instantly forgot what they were going to do.

I've heard that the most popular means of transportation in the capital is pigs, but I never had the chance to see one, but today I have seen it.

In the past, the top scholar rode a horse past, but now the top scholar needs to ride a pig?

The young masters who are preparing for the next imperial examination have already had an idea in their minds. They have never ridden a pig, what if they can also pass the exam and become the top scholar next time.

No! We have to buy a pig and practice! Regardless of whether we can pass the exam in the future, we have to make plans in advance!

Lin Qi glanced at his leisurely little sister behind him, and then looked at the top scholar who was already crazy in front of him. He felt extremely complicated.

This world is crazy after all! I don't know what the top scholar's ​​mental state is like.

After today, the supply of pigs in the capital city was in short supply. Almost every wealthy family wanted to buy pigs, especially those with scholars, and they wanted to buy strong pigs.

After that, everyone could basically see those scholars riding pigs on the streets, which became another sight in the capital city.

Emperor Xuande who heard the news:...

"Who spread this news? When did I say that the top scholar should ride a pig to tour the capital? Wouldn't it be more glorious to ride a horse? Is riding a pig good-looking?"

Eunuch Li coughed lightly and said in a low voice: "It should have been Lord Kobayashi who started it in the beginning. Then the top scholar was stimulated that day and borrowed a pig from Lord Kobayashi to tour the capital, so everyone thought the rules had changed."

The expression on Emperor Xuande's face was extremely complicated. He really thought it was absurd and funny.

Chapter 73 The concubines in the harem work together to steal the emperor's pants and sell them for money!

Chapter 73 The concubines in the harem worked together to steal the emperor's pants and sell them for money!

It seems that the matter of the number one scholar was also dealt with later.

Lin Mo also listened to the system to explain the follow-up. When the number one scholar returned home in glory, he went back secretly and happened to see his wife having an affair with her younger brother.

The crime of adultery was punishable by 50 lashes and exile. The number one scholar finally softened his heart and just drove his wife and younger brother out of the house. He

has achieved success and fame, but now he is alone again. This is indeed quite sad.

Lin Mo was a little dissatisfied with this result. This result was not very satisfying!

"This man is too soft-hearted! They don't even treat you as a husband or a brother, why do you still care so much about them?"

The system also felt that this result was not good: [That's right, these two people should be exiled! ]

But they can't meddle in other people's affairs, anyway, as long as he is satisfied.

Lin Qi has now become a compiler in the Hanlin Academy, and now he has to go to court with them every day.

"Brother, when you come tomorrow, please carry me away. I have to stay up late tonight to read a storybook."

Lin Mo stood in front of his eldest brother and said with his head raised, looking very proud.

Lin Qi took a deep breath and said speechlessly: "Can't you find an excuse that convinces me a little bit, or at least make me feel better."

This man is too honest, so honest that it makes people a little annoyed.

Lin Mo thought for a few seconds, then said seriously: "Forget it, I don't seem to have done anything serious. If I find a more serious excuse, you probably won't believe it, so it's better to tell you the truth."

"Anyway, remember to come to me tomorrow!"

After that, the person ran away happily, and while running, she could still hear her conversation with the system!

System: [Hurry up! A new volume of the storybook "The Enchanting Young Master and the Coquettish Fox" has been published, buy it back quickly! Let's stay up late tonight to read it for it! ]

Lin Mo: [I know, I know, I have sent someone to buy it for me, tonight is our carnival night! Lin Qi

: ...

You are a good court official, can't you read some serious books? This so-called Amorous Young Master and Pretty Fox is obviously some messy books.

Lin Qi now seriously suspects that his sister is not very smart and just reads these messy books.

That night, the two of them were wrapped in quilts, reading books while showing obscene smiles.

System: [Your books are really good! It's better to be a human being, this life is colorful.]

Lin Mo sucked his saliva and said with a lewd look: [Of course, it's good to be a human being. I think I was reborn well in this life. If I could become a pig or a dog in this life, it would be too unlucky. 】

The system was curious about what she would be like if she became a dog: [If you really become a dog, what would you do? ]

Lin Mo thought about it, and imagined the lives of those dogs. Tsk, it seems that life would not be very good.

[I guess they work hard to survive every day. I can't even keep warm after eating shit, but dogs seem to really eat shit. ]

The more Lin Mo thought about it, the more disgusted he felt. If she really became a dog, then this nature would probably change. Eh~~, so disgusting.

The next morning, when Lin Qi came to find Lin Mo, he didn't see her in bed.

The maid outside the room reminded: "Young Master, please touch under the bed."

Lin Qi obediently touched under the bed, and he really touched someone.

After dragging the person under the bed out, Lin Qi really didn't know what to do with her.

He was covered in dust and had messy hair, and he was holding a storybook in his hand. But why did he never take off his clothes when he slept? Was it comfortable to sleep in court clothes?

When Lin Qi carried Lin Mo out, Minister Lin turned his head away.

The father and son put her on her wheelchair, and then they got on the carriage by themselves.

These two pigs are very smart now. As long as you put someone on them, they will pull the carriage by themselves, and they know the way!

Other officials who were going to court on the way saw pigs pulling wheelchairs and someone sleeping soundly in the wheelchair. They were no longer surprised.

When Lin Mo went to court, she was still not awake.

The system was afraid that she would fall headfirst, so it decided to reveal a big news to her.

[Don't sleep, don't sleep! I'll tell you a big news to wake you up! 】

Everyone's mind was immediately aroused, they just liked the way the system took the initiative to send melons.

Lin Mo yawned, [Then hurry up and tell me, if you don't tell me anymore I really can't stand it anymore, I stayed up too late last night. 】

System: [This melon is still the emperor's melon! It just happened recently! 】

The smile on Emperor Xuande's mouth was instantly retracted: Damn it! Eat my melon again!

All the ministers breathed a sigh of relief, it's good that it's not theirs, thank the emperor for sacrificing himself!

The emperor's melon is a big melon no matter what, Lin Mo woke up at once, [Hurry up and tell me! 】

The system said slyly: [The emperor's pants were stolen! 】

Everyone took a deep breath after hearing this: Who is so perverted to steal the emperor's pants! The emperor was already poor! These pants were contributed by them!

Lin Mo showed a meaningful smile: [Hehehe, this might be another flower thief! No, it should be called dragon thief! 】

The crown prince and the two princes looked at their father with pity. The pants they worked so hard to get are gone again. They should find a chance to send some more to their father. Emperor

Xuande: ...Who is sick! Why steal my pants when you can steal anything else!

System: [This pair of pants was not stolen by someone outside, it was stolen by the empress and the concubines. Princess Xin went to the palace some time ago and talked to the concubines about how to make extra money. Then the empress and the concubines had an idea.]

[You concubines are quite harmonious. You all worked together to steal the emperor's pants and sell them for money. It's amazing!]

Emperor Xuande: !!! I was wondering why my pants are getting thinner and thinner! So this is the reason!

At least you should tell me! Let me join in!

Emperor Xuande was really regretful in his heart. He had thought about selling his pants before but never carried it out. He didn't expect that others would get the upper hand, even though these people were his empress and concubines.

Everyone present hunched their necks and lowered their heads, and only heavy breathing could be heard in the hall.

Lin Mo's unruly laughter echoed throughout the hall, [Hahahaha, are the ladies in the harem so fun? Then how do they sell these pants? Most people don't dare to take this job.]

System: [Of course not, so they asked Princess Xin to help sell them, and Princess Xin also took a 10% commission in the middle. Lin Mo

now really thinks that Princess Xin is an amazing woman, a woman who is more amazing than her!

Prince Xin covered his face with his hands, it was embarrassing! He said that the princess suddenly became busy after returning from the palace some time ago, and it turned out that she had taken on a new job.

Chapter 74 One meal for another, fair!

Chapter 74: One meal for one meal, fair!

Lin Mo now really admires Princess Xin.

But she is very curious about something, [System, how much can the emperor's pants be sold for outside? They should be more expensive than the prince's.]

Everyone became alert when they heard this question, and they were also very curious about this question.

Even Emperor Xuande himself was very curious, he guessed that the price of his pants must be higher, after all, he was also an emperor.

System: [No, no, no, your emperor's pants are not as expensive as the prince's. Look at your emperor's pants, there are three holes on a piece of cloth, and I don't know how he made them.]

"Puff!" Someone in the audience almost couldn't hold back his laughter.

Lin Mo's expression twitched wildly. Well, there were three holes on a piece of cloth. She definitely didn't think wrongly! Absolutely not!

The prince touched his buttocks. No matter how much he rubbed his buttocks, there were only two holes. How did these three holes come from?

After leaving the court, Lin Mo and the system happily put this matter behind them, while the emperor and Prince Xin went to find their respective wives.

"The emperor has only a few pairs of pants left. We have to find a chance to replenish them for him." The queen brought a group of concubines to a meeting in Fengyi Palace. Those who didn't know would think that they were holding a very important meeting.

De Fei sighed and said, "But I can't bear to give it up. I don't even have a few pieces of good fabrics. The emperor's character is known to the queen. Basically, things that go into his hands can't come out. Every time he gives me something, it's his own calligraphy. Not only does it take up space, but it's also worthless."

De Fei's words made all the concubines present sigh.

They really didn't expect that being a concubine could reach this level. People outside may think that they are served by others because they are all well-dressed and well-fed, but in fact, this is just a bright and beautiful appearance.

As soon as Emperor Xuande came in, he heard his wives discussing how to sell his underwear sustainably.

Emperor Xuande: ...You guys are talking very seriously. You don't even want to give me a piece of fabric. You just want to take it out and don't want to put it in, right?

"My beloved concubines are quite leisurely and elegant. I was wondering why I have less and less clothes recently. It turns out that they have been taken away by my beloved concubines."

Emperor Xuande's sudden voice startled the concubines.

Then a large group of people knelt down.

"Your Majesty, please forgive us. We just want to supplement the family income." The queen knelt in the front.

Emperor Xuande slapped the table with his hand and said angrily: "Then why didn't you tell me about this? How can you do such a lucrative thing by yourself!"

Concubines: ???

So you are angry about this matter, no, Your Majesty, do you still know your own identity?

Eunuch Li bent his waist slightly and covered his face with his sleeves: Oh! How come the emperor is getting more and more shameless!

After Prince Xin returned, he happened to see the princess counting the accounts.

The princess just looked up and let him go and play by himself.

Prince Xin: ...Why do I feel that you despise me so much? We are husband and wife!

"I heard that you are selling the emperor's pants for the ladies in the harem." Prince Xin hesitated for a long time before saying this.

Princess Xin said without raising her head: "Yes, is there any problem?"

Prince Xin looked at his wife's face and said carefully: "Well, aren't you afraid that the emperor will blame you?"

Princess Xin pushed the big head next to her away and said calmly: "Don't worry, it won't happen. The Queen said that she will take care of everything."

"If you have nothing to do, take your son and daughter out for a walk. Don't bother me here. I still have to settle accounts."

Prince Xin was pushed out of the room, and then the door was closed in front of him.

Prince Xin: ...Do I still have any status in this family?

He found that his status became lower and lower after his leg healed. The princess was relatively gentle to him before, but she became much more brutal after his leg healed.

Alas, life is so hard!

Lin Mo and the system didn't know what happened in the palace and the prince's mansion because they went to the street to eat melons.

"Ahhhhhh! Stop chasing me! I accidentally stepped on your bones!"

Lin Mo ran wildly in front with her coat in hand, and a big yellow dog was chasing her from behind.

What happened was that Lin Mo saw two aunts arguing on the way home, so she squeezed into the crowd to eat melons.

But because of her small body, she was squeezed away, and the moment she fell over, she kicked the bone of the dog next to her away.

Then things turned out like this.

As for her two pigs, well, they abandoned their master without hesitation and went to have sex with him.

Seeing the excitement, the system shouted: [Run, run, it's about to catch up with you! It's about to bite your butt! ]

Lin Mo was extremely agile. She quickly climbed up a big tree in front of her. At the moment when the dog was about to bite her, she successfully climbed up the tree.

[Oh my God! I didn't expect eating melons would be so dangerous. The rake is so disloyal! ]

Lin Mo hugged the tree trunk and panted. She had just used up all her strength. She had never run so fast in her life.

The dog below was still barking non-stop, and Lin Momo silently retracted his legs upwards.

System: [Actually, you don't have to be so scared, I can activate a protection mechanism for you, so that no matter how the dog bites you, you won't feel any pain.]

Lin Mo: [Then everyone will find that I was bitten by a dog with an expressionless face, is this normal!]

Man and Tong started chatting on top, and the dog below was really persistent, and really stayed there and wouldn't leave.

Half an hour later, Lin Mo lay on the tree with an extremely ugly face: [Tongzi! What should I do if I want to poop! I really can't hold it anymore! Can you find a way to get this dog away! 】

The system thought for a moment, and then answered seriously: [Why don't you just take off your pants first and poop? Didn't you say that dogs eat shit? You kicked its bones and now it's time to give it back. One bite for another. 】

Lin Mo was silent for three seconds, then he yelled at the system in a bit of a breakdown: [Are you serious? You let me shit here in broad daylight! I still have no shame! ]

Wei Zhengan and Qin Zheng who passed by: ...

We were wondering why the voice sounded so familiar, it turned out to be the devil in the tree.

But it seems that we came at the wrong time, why don't we take another way.

Chapter 75: The Peacock Dances to Inspire the Yellow Dog

Chapter 75 Peacock Dances to Inspire the Yellow Dog

Wei Zhengan and Qin Zheng tiptoed back, sneaking around. People who didn't know them would think they were thieves.

Just when they finally reached the corner, the system suddenly gave a prompt: [Hey hey hey! I found someone to help you. Peacock and Stupid Beauty are here! ]

Peacock Wei Zhengan: ...

Stupid Beauty Qin Zheng: ...

About the nickname Stupid Beauty, the system came up with it. It thinks that Qin Zheng is good-looking, but not very smart. He

actually used his body as bait to seduce his mortal enemy. What if he accidentally got himself into trouble? So the system thinks that this person is not very smart. This kind of person is commonly known as Stupid Beauty.

Lin Mo turned around and saw the two men's sneaky backs.

"Peacock! You two, hurry up and help me drive this dog away!"

She was really about to burst out, and now she was on the verge of exploding.

Wei Zhengan took a deep breath and pushed Qin Zheng beside him: "You go over and help!"

Qin Zheng retorted with his eyes wide open: "Why should I go? They called you!" Are you

kidding? Is he so stupid to come to the door on his own initiative?

He already knew why his father came back in the middle of the night last time, it was because Master Xiao Lin ate the melon and ate him.

He didn't even participate in the hunt, but he didn't expect that he would have a share. This is really speechless.

Lin Mo waited for a long time but they didn't come over, so he started to roar: "I'll count to three! Come here quickly!"

The two were startled by this roar. The roar was full of energy and rough. If you didn't know, you would think it was the voice of a rough man.

The system couldn't help but say: [Pay attention to your image. You are a good girl, don't make your voice so rough. Have you forgotten that you are holding your shit? Be careful that the shit will burst out if you use too much force. ] He

walked to the two people below in small steps:... Xiao Lin, who is holding his shit, is so scary, this girl is so scary!

The big yellow dog below was not afraid of the two people coming, and barked twice with his teeth bared.

Wei Zhengan swallowed his saliva in fear and kicked tentatively with his foot, "Go away, go away!"

As a result, the next second, looking at the big yellow dog biting his boots, Wei Zhengan first screamed, and then began to perform Pili dance and street dance.

He tried to influence the dog with his dancing ability, but no matter how hard he tried, the dog still bit his boots and wouldn't move.

Lin Mo and the system were stunned.

The system said foolishly: [I didn't expect this peacock to have such dancing ability, it's amazing! ]

Lin Mo nodded in agreement: [It's really amazing, wow, there's even a floor move, beautiful! ]

Wei Zhengan, who was crazy about trying to get rid of the dog:...

You are dancing! I'm clearly struggling! Who am I in this state for! Who am I bitten by a dog for!

Qin Zheng looked at him with pity, then quickly took two steps back.

Brother, it's not that I won't help you, it's just that this dog is too brave.

Qin Zheng observed the man and the dog for a while, and felt that their battle might not stop for a while, so he quickly shouted to Lin Mo on the tree: "Master Xiao Lin, hurry up and come down, this dog has been restrained by Master Wei!"

Lin Mo came back to his senses and nodded quickly, then climbed down with his butt sticking out.

As for Wei Zhengan who was fighting with the dog, it seemed that no one was paying attention to him now.

After Lin Mo came down, he stood with his feet splayed inwards, with an extremely distorted expression on his face.

I didn't feel so anxious when I was up there, why do I feel more anxious after coming down? Is it because I touched the ground and there was interference from gravity?

System: [Hold on for a while, go and tame that dog first. The peacock fought with the dog because of you. No, it was because of you that the dog beat him. I'll turn on the protection mechanism for you, go ahead!]

Lin Mo nodded with a distorted face, and then walked towards that place step by step with a heartless pace.

There was no way, she was on the verge of exploding!

Qin Zheng looked at Wei Zhengan who was fighting with a dog not far away, and then looked at Lin Mo who was moving towards that place step by step with a painful face. His emotions were extremely complicated.

Wei Zhengan and the dog fought back and forth. With his dancing skills, he would at least be the center of the debut in the training camp.

Seeing Wei Zhengan getting farther and farther away from him, Lin Mo shouted in frustration: "Don't fight me farther and farther, please come over here! I can save you only if you come over! My legs can't move!"

Wei Zhengan, who was fighting and running with the dog, also shouted in frustration: "This is not something I can control! It's chasing me all the time!"

System: ...

Qin Zheng: ...

Soon, such a scene appeared on the street. A handsome young man from a noble family fought back and forth with a dog. The man and the dog fought and ran at the same time. It felt like they were evenly matched and sympathized with each other.

Behind them, a woman with a painful look on her face moved forward little by little. Her pigeon-toed steps looked particularly magical. (Zombie steps)

The woman was still screaming in despair: "If you run again, I will not care about you!"

The young man from the noble family in front also screamed in despair: "It's not that I want to run! If I don't run, it will chase me and bite me!"

Oh, there is a handsome young man from a noble family following behind these two people. The expression on his face is a little complicated, the kind of complexity that cannot be described.

People on the street: ...

What the hell is going on again, what happened to these rich people in the capital recently, it was popular to ride pigs before, is it popular to fight with dogs now? Don't young men from noble families have special sparring partners when practicing martial arts, and now the sparring partners have become dogs?

Just when Lin Mo was struggling painfully on the street, his two pigs had already dragged their wheelchairs back home.

Looking at the empty wheelchair, the Lin family's westerner was full of questions.

"Where is the person? How come the pig is back but the person is not?"

Lin Ran's voice broke.

Nail Rake: "Huh."

Westerner: ...What's the point of your humming? We don't understand what you are saying!

The Westerners looked at each other and suddenly had a bad feeling in their hearts.

Minister Lin and Lin Qi rushed outside first. Lin Ran and Madam Lin immediately arranged for people to look for her. The family had a clear division of labor.

As soon as Minister Lin and Lin Qi went out on the street, they heard the gossip that the people were talking about. Something

was said about the fact that the sparring partners of the young masters of noble families who practiced martial arts had all turned into dogs. When the two heard this, they immediately thought of their own devil.

She must have been involved in such an outrageous thing.

The father and son asked the people and walked in the direction that the people said. When they went to find the person, they were almost to the suburbs.

What they saw was a man and a dog lying on the ground, not knowing whether they were dead or alive. Their own devil was holding his butt and wailing in despair. Behind him, there was a man digging a hole, and while digging he said, "Master Xiaolin, please bear with it for a moment. I will finish digging my hole soon, and you can go to the toilet soon!"

The Lin family father and son: ...What kind of situation is this!