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Chapter 76 We are responsible for the rest of this dog's life!

Chapter 76 We have to be responsible for the rest of this dog's life!

Lin Mo wailed one after another after seeing his father and brother.

"Dad! Brother! I can't hold it anymore! I need to poop! I'm in a hurry! I want to go home!"

Lin Mo's voice was trembling, and it was obvious that he had been holding it in for a while.

Three seconds later, Minister Lin was running wildly on the street with his silly daughter, while Lin Qi was running wildly with Wei Zhengan on his back, and Qin Zheng was following happily with a big yellow dog in his arms.

System: [Hurry up, hurry up, and hurry up! It's time to release! Lin Mo

collapsed and yelled, "Dad! Hurry up! I can't stand it anymore!"

Minister Lin's beautiful face was almost distorted, "I'm already running as fast as I can. What did you eat today that you're in such a hurry?"

These people attracted the attention of everyone on the street. The young men and women who were out shopping took note of this and went back to share it with their families.

After all, Lady Xiao Lin doesn't come out every day, and when she comes out, she might eat other people's melons, but her own melons seem to be more fragrant than other people's melons.

Two seconds before Lin Mo collapsed, Minister Lin finally ran home, and then threw Lin Mo into the toilet with a fierce shake.

Maybe people really can unleash their potential in times of crisis. Everyone else thought that Lin Mo would fall headfirst, but Lin Mo did a 360-degree flip in the air and landed steadily, then he slammed the door shut and released him.

Everyone present breathed a sigh of relief when they heard the door close.

Minister Lin wiped the sweat from his forehead and swallowed his saliva. His heart almost jumped out of his chest.

Lin Qi put the person on his back to the ground, and he was a little dazed.

This daze was not caused by being tired but by being scared. Can't this damn thing go to the toilet and get out by itself!

The system said with emotion: [Host, your father is really great! I have never seen a father as great as yours! Lin Mo

: Please stop talking nonsense. What do you mean my dad is such a great dad? My dad is the best dad in the world! The best!

The people outside the door at this moment:

If you want to poop, just poop properly, okay? Stop flattering me now!

Maybe because of the severe bumps just now, Wei Zhengan also woke up slowly. Qin Zheng squatted beside him with a fainted big yellow dog in his arms.

Seeing Wei Zhengan wake up, Qin Zheng was full of joy, "Zhengan! You finally woke up!"

It's a pity that he woke up a little late, so he didn't see the scene just now.

The scene on the street just now was really wonderful!

I didn't expect Minister Lin to be so agile. Is he really a civil servant? Didn't he use Qinggong to run so fast?

Although civil officials also need to learn the six arts of a gentleman and more or less some martial arts, it is inevitable that they will become lazy after being an official for a long time. Some people even become powerless. Minister Lin's skills are so good!

Wei Zhengan looked at the big yellow dog in front of him that was about to hit his face, and said speechlessly: "Can you hold this dog away from me?"

I don't know if he has a grudge against this dog! And he stuffed this dog in front of him!

"Oh, oh, oh," Qin Zheng quickly took two steps back, and then told him carefully what had just happened.

When describing what had just happened, Qin Zheng's tone of admiration for Minister Lin was really undisguised.

"I have never seen such a brave civil servant! I have to talk to my father after I go back, and I have to let him train his body!"

The Minister of Personnel, who was listening to the ditty at home, touched the back of his neck and thought: Why does the back of my neck feel a little cold today? Could it be that I caught a cold last night?

Lin Mo's ridiculous behavior on the street soon spread to the homes of the major officials, and the emperor naturally knew about it.

Emperor Xuande laughed so hard that he couldn't even hold the memorial.

"This girl is really amazing! Minister Lin really dotes on this girl too much, but Minister Lin's body is really good."

Eunuch Li didn't dare to imagine what the scene was like, but it didn't affect his admiration for this little Lin.

Such an official has never been seen from ancient times to the present!

At the same time, the homes of the major officials also burst into laughter, especially the homes of the young men and women who saw the scene on the street.

In the end, everyone came to a conclusion: Lord Xiaolin is indeed a treasure of Dayong! With such a lively treasure, every day seems to have become much more exciting.

Lin Mo was beaten up by her father as soon as she came out of the toilet.

Minister Lin chased and beat her while scolding, "Isn't it shameful?"

Lin Mo used the evasion skills she had learned since she was a child to dodge every attack, but even so, she was still crying: "This is not my problem! How do I know when I will have a stomachache, but that dog! If it wasn't for that dog blocking me against the tree, how could I be so depressed!"

When talking about this dog, Minister Lin suddenly thought of the rumors of the people on the street.

"Now the people are saying that the young master of aristocratic family likes to spar with dogs. What's going on? Tell me the truth!"

Wei Zhengan and Qin Zheng both shrank their necks. This is none of their business! They were just passing by. Who knew they would be arrested and beaten?

Lin Mo asked the system in confusion: [What? The young master of aristocratic family likes to spar with dogs. Why didn't I know that this is popular in the capital now?]

The system replied in a cheerful tone: [This is all thanks to you and the peacock! The peacock and the dog fought from one end to the other, and the people misunderstood.]

[Host, I found that you really led many trends in the capital! I don't think anyone can take your top position in the capital away! I am really happy to bind you as my host. I am full of energy every day! So happy!]

Lin Mo:...Why do I feel that what you said is not good? I admit that you are the top in Beijing, but why do you sound so weird to me when you are full of energy every day?

Lin Mo glanced at his father's face, and then told him what happened just now with a guilty look on his face. The more Minister Lin listened, the darker his face became.

So these two people were completely implicated. Can this damn thing do something?

As the two people implicated in this matter, Wei Zhengan and Qin Zheng were sent back by Lin Qi personally.

After all, he had to go and apologize for torturing someone's son like this.

Wei Zhengan looked at the big yellow dog that was sent to the front door of his house, and his expression was a little distorted.

How could he not want this big yellow dog! Could it be that he and this big yellow dog really fought every day! Where would he put his face!

Qin Zheng looked at his expression and said carefully: "Zheng'an, I think this dog is still destined to be with you, so you should keep it. You have to take some responsibility for hurting it like this, otherwise you will be a sinner."

"But don't worry, I won't let you take the responsibility alone. I will share the responsibility of this dog's second half of life with you, and I will definitely let it live a safe and stable life!"

Wei Zheng'an pursed his lips and was silent for a few seconds, then said speechlessly: "You are so thoughtful."

Qin Zheng rubbed his head and said a little embarrassedly: "No."

Wei Zheng'an, Lin Qi: ... Do you really think you have arranged it well?

Looking at Qin Zheng's serious face, Lin Qi suddenly thought of his own annoying sister.

Why do I suddenly feel that these two people are so similar at this moment! Equally annoying.

Chapter 77 We are all the spectators on the front line!

Chapter 77 Everyone is a melon-eating dog!

In the end, the dog was taken away by Qin Zheng.

Wei Zhengan couldn't accept this dog. He was willing to pay but absolutely didn't want to see this dog.

Lin Qi stood by and watched the two people shirking each other. Seeing this scene, he also understood why his little sister could play with these two people.

The next morning, when Lin Mo took the system to court, she found that everyone was looking at her.

She touched her face and asked the system in a low voice: [Why are they all looking at me? Is there something on my face? ]

The system also answered her in a low voice: [I forgot to tell you, your story yesterday has spread throughout the capital. ]

Hearing the system's words, Lin Mo was petrified.

No, she wants to eat other people's melons! Why did I become someone else's melon now! Why did things turn out like this!

For the whole morning, Lin Mo was immersed in a sad atmosphere and couldn't extricate himself.

Emperor Xuande, who was sitting above, couldn't stand it anymore. Just when he was about to leave the court and find a good excuse to comfort Lin Mo, he took back his thoughts the next second.

Lin Mo said to the system aggrievedly: [I didn't expect that I would become someone else's melon. Alas, it really makes me sad. Tongzi, quickly bring two other people's melons to ease my mood.]

Everyone:...

You are really worthy of you! We shouldn't feel sorry for you!

The system has already collected the melons and is waiting, [Don't be sad, don't be sad, I have already found a big melon. Today's melon is the melon of the general! 】

The general raised his head with horror: !!! It's me again! Your system just wants to take advantage of us, right!

The others breathed a sigh of relief, as long as it wasn't them, they were still happy to eat other people's melons.

They were very happy to eat the melon from the general's butt last time, I wonder what kind of earth-shattering melon the general will have this time.

Tsk, I'm looking forward to what's going on.

Lin Mo asked the system: [Who has taken a fancy to the general again? Is the general so popular? 】

Everyone looked at the general furtively, tsk tsk tsk, the general is so secretive, and he has been taken a fancy to again.

The general's face was red with anger, when did someone take a fancy to me again! I lock the doors and windows every day when I take a shower, who else would take a fancy to me!

Just when everyone was guessing wildly, the system rescued the Taiwei.

[No, no, he was not favored by anyone, but his family's power was favored by others, and some new scholars were planning to seduce his daughter! ]

[There was a man named Xu Luobin who had made an appointment with his second daughter to go boating on the lake, and the man was planning to make a move during the boating. When the beauty fell into the water, he would jump into the water to save her. This way, he could be a hero and save the beauty and bring her home. ]

Lin Mo's brows were knotted when he heard this. How could there be such a disgusting man.

The Taiwei touched his chest and was a little breathless. What a bastard! He actually dared to set his sights on his daughter!

All the officials with daughters present suddenly became nervous. No, no, they must have a good talk with their daughters at home after the court session. They must not be seduced by men!

Minister Lin and Lin Qi glanced at the faces of the others, and suddenly felt relieved.

Fortunately, this devil of theirs would not go boating with any man, and others did not dare to approach her.

If someone who was not afraid of death approached her, wouldn't that be like actively offering the melon to her.

The system also looked down on this man, and it had already begun to list all the crimes of this man.

[Although this man did not commit any major mistakes, his character is really average, he likes to take advantage of others, and he talks a lot of morals, but these morals are used to restrain others, not himself. 】

【He is always so conceited, thinking that he is talented but was born in the wrong family. If he was born in an official family, his career would definitely be smooth. Oh, the person Xu Luobin is most jealous of is your brother. His initial target was not the second daughter of the Taiwei family, but your sister. However, your sister slapped him back. 】

Lin Mo: [My sister is so handsome! 】

Others have complicated thoughts in their hearts. They still have a good impression of Lin Ran. She is a famous beauty and talented woman in the capital. The phrase "talented and beautiful" is tailor-made for her.

But I didn't expect that this beautiful and talented beauty is so good at martial arts. She is really worthy of being from the Lin family!

When Minister Lin and Lin Qi heard that the target of this Xu guy was Lin Ran, their faces instantly fell. However, when they heard that Lin Ran slapped the guy back, the corners of their mouths curved up at the same time.

Lin Mo hated men like this the most. She decided to take care of this matter. Moreover, this man had even set his sights on her sister. She had to teach him a lesson!

[Tongzi, when is Xu Luobin going to go boating with the second lady? I'll go meet him! How dare he set his sights on my sister! That slap was not enough!]

System: [This afternoon, many young men and women will go boating, that is, have a date. There will be a lot of melons there!]

Everyone's breathing quickened when they heard the system's words. There are a lot of melons! They want to see it too!

When the court was dismissed, many people were comforting the general, "Don't worry, sir. Lady Xiaolin has already planned to go over to help. That Xu will definitely not get anything good."

The general was silent for two seconds, and then said seriously, "But Lady Xiaolin's attack is indiscriminate!"

Hearing this, the expressions on everyone's faces were a bit complicated. It was indeed the case.

Lady Xiaolin did things that shocked the world and wept ghosts. She didn't care about her own safety. After all, there was a systematic protection mechanism.

After Lin Mo left the court, he had lunch at home and drove the two pigs out.

When they arrived at the lake, many people had already disguised themselves.

"How do you think I look today? I bought a lot of coarse cloth clothes so that I can eat melons first," an official pretending to be a small vendor asked the official selling candied haws next to him.

The official selling candied haws replied, "Not bad, not bad. Glue your fake beard better."

Yes, the small vendors who suddenly appeared around were all those officials.

They are serious about eating melons! They are the first-line melon eaters!

A young lady was walking by when she suddenly felt that the back of a small vendor looked familiar. Why did this back look so similar to her father's? But shouldn't her father be at home handling official business at this time?

Seeing his daughter coming, the official with his back to her said: Go, go! Don't delay me from eating melons!

Chapter 78 Mr. Xiaolin sticks his hooves!

Chapter 78 Lord Xiaolin sticks out his hoof!

Lin Mo attracted thousands of stares as she drove the pig over.

As soon as they saw her coming, they knew there was something fishy going on.

Lin Mo: [Hurry up and show me where the person is, I want to meet that scumbag! ]

Others who don't know the situation: ? ? ? Scumbag? What scumbag?

Those officials who know the situation: Hurry up! We want to meet that scumbag too!

The second lady of the Taiwei Mansion and Xu Luobin were taking a slow walk by the lake. They didn't know Lin Mo was here, after all, they were a bit far away from Lin Mo.

The system gave her a very specific direction, [Under that big willow tree, the man in a blue robe is Xu Luobin! 】

Lin Mo snorted and trotted over. Everyone felt that her happy back was funny.

Xu Luobin was chatting with the beauty about everything from poetry to life philosophy, when he suddenly felt a pair of hot eyes staring at him.

He turned around and saw Lin Mo.

Xu Luobin:!!! Why is she here!

The second young lady of the Taiwei Mansion was also surprised to see Lin Mo. How come Lord Xiaolin has the leisure and elegance to go boating on the lake today?

System: [The scumbag came on a date with a beautiful sister today and didn't even change his clothes! He's been wearing this dress for three days! No wonder he has to sprinkle perfume powder on himself before going out. 】

Xu Luobin:!!! You also know that I change clothes!

The smile on the face of the second young lady of the Taiwei Mansion disappeared immediately, and then she silently took two steps back.

Lin Mo also looked at the man from head to toe. With his greasy hair and powdered face and wandering eyes, he didn't look like a serious person.

And the clothes, no wonder he felt that his clothes were a little wrinkled, it turned out that he hadn't changed his clothes for such a long time.

Maybe Lin Mo's eyes were too obvious, Xu Luobin felt something was wrong all over.

Others also looked at Xu Luobin with disgust. You said that you are an ordinary citizen who has no time to change clothes because of your busy life.

But the problem is that you are also served by someone! What's wrong with taking a bath and changing clothes! You are here to pick up someone's girl today, you have to keep your body clean!

The Taiwei hidden in the crowd was disgusted. He was a person who loved to take a bath, so his son-in-law must take a bath!

(Everyone: Of course not, it's because you love taking baths so much that you are favored by the flower-picking thief.)

Lin Mo looked at Xu Luobin, and then pretended to be angry and asked: "You are the one who went to harass my sister?"

The second lady of the Taiwei Mansion: ??? What's going on, who went to harass the eldest lady of the Lin family again?

Xu Luobin's head was already sweating coldly, "Master Xiao Lin, this is really a misunderstanding, I don't know the eldest lady of the Lin family, how could I go to harass her."

System: [Bah! We don't know each other, your face was so swollen the other day, wasn't it because you were beaten by our eldest sister. ]

The second lady of the Taiwei Mansion looked at Xu Luobin, with a cold look in her eyes: Didn't you say that you had a toothache the other day that's why your face was swollen!

Xu Luobin's eyes wandered and he didn't dare to look at the second young lady.

Seeing his cowardly look, Lin Mo looked disgusted. She took the second young lady of the Taiwei Mansion and said, "Second young lady, don't blame me for meddling in other people's business. This man first went to entangle my eldest sister. My eldest sister didn't fall for him, so he came to entangle you. You'd better listen to my advice. He is really not good enough."

Lin Mo said this very clearly, and didn't hide from Xu Luobin at all.

Xu Luobin looked at Lin Mo and gritted his teeth with a hint of cruelty in his eyes.

So what if he just wants to be a superior person! He doesn't have such a good life as these people, and he doesn't have a good father! If he was also from a noble family, who would dare to look down on him!

And this Lin Mo, if she was not a young lady of the Lin family, how could she be an official in the court as a woman!

(Lin Mo: Who said I was serving as an official in the court as the daughter of the Lin family? I am clearly serving as the King of Melons!)

Xu Luobin gritted his teeth and approached Lin Mo step by step. The system noticed his action and said, [Host, be careful! This man is not worth playing with and is going to attack you!]

As soon as Lin Mo heard the system's words, he kicked from behind, and then all the men present instantly clamped their legs together, and their expressions became extremely painful, although the pain was not on them.

"Ah!" Xu Luobin fell to the ground, hunched over, and his face was full of pain.

Lin Mo looked at this man and said sarcastically, "You don't behave like a human being and you don't let others say it, right? You actually want to attack me!"

The system kept blowing rainbow farts: [Host! That kick just now was really beautiful! The kick you made just now was just like a horse kicking its hoof! It was exactly the same action! Very neat, very beautiful! 】

Lin Mo replied humbly: [No, no, it's because I've watched horses too much in the stables at home, and I've learned it naturally after a while. 】

The second lady of the Taiwei Mansion next to him: ... I thought your action was quite handsome, but after hearing what you said, I can't bear to look at it anymore.

The feelings of the other people who were watching quietly were also extremely complicated, but they were used to it.

If Master Kobayashi suddenly became normal, they might not be used to it.

"My kick just now wasn't very serious. I'll have someone drag you to the hospital later. I'll pay for your treatment. Young man, please focus on the right path. You've already become a new Jinshi, which is already above ordinary people."

"Even if you really want to use marriage to exchange for a smooth official career, this is a very normal thing, but the problem is that you are not a good person. What's the point of a man using some sneaky means?"

After saying that, Lin Mo let her husband take the woman away.

When she left, she didn't forget to remind the second lady of the Taiwei Mansion to be more selective in finding men in the future, and to ask her more if she really couldn't do it.

The second young lady of the Taiwei Mansion twitched her lips, feeling both warm and awkward in her heart. However, what he said was true. If someone has a crush on someone in the future, she can bring the person's head directly to Lord Kobayashi, so that we can know the character of this person.

This is the end of the story. Lord Kobayashi's hoof-pushing shocked everyone.

Many young ladies thought that the action was very handsome and had strong attack power, so they went back to learn it.

Alas, a new trend has been born, and the men in the capital are feeling a little panicked, and their lower parts are even more painful.

An official even went to find Minister Lin to talk about this matter.

"Mr. Minister, in the future, why don't you let Mr. Xiao Lin go to the stable to check on the horses so often?"

Minister Lin: ...

Chapter 79 Brother-in-law and Sister-in-law

Chapter 79: The melons about the brother-in-law and sister-in-law

Lin Mo's angry rebuke of the scumbag became famous in the capital.

It can be said that she has new things that reach other people's ears every day.

"I said, can you be more low-key in the future? Look at your reputation in the capital. Other girls are known for being gentle, virtuous, talented and beautiful. What is your reputation? Unruly and unrestrained! Which girl has a reputation for being unruly and unrestrained!"

Minister Lin immediately detained Lin Mo at home and lectured her.

Lin Mo knelt on the ground with a dull expression on her face. People who didn't know might think that she listened very seriously, but in fact, her thoughts had already flown away.

[System, you said there are many melons by the lake. Except for the one about Xu Luobin, what are the other melons? My dad is lecturing me here, and I'm just feeling bored, so tell me now. 】

Minister Lin's voice paused, but soon returned to normal.

Did this stupid girl listen to his words?

System: [Okay, but you may not know those people very well. It's all your fault that you left early, otherwise I could have pointed at them and let you eat melons together. 】

[Miss Chen from a wealthy merchant in the north of the city is out traveling with her brother-in-law. Her sister is pregnant now, and she wants to take advantage of this opportunity. 】

Lin Mo took a breath of cold air in his heart and was extremely surprised, [Is she okay? She actually pried into her sister's corner! Is that man good? A man who can be seduced at this time must not be good! Minister

Lin sat on a chair pretending to drink tea and take a rest, but actually his ears were already perked up.

The servants below were sweeping the floor, wiping things, and wiping things, and they all came over quietly.

System: [That Miss Chen and her sister are half-sisters. Her sister was born to the previous wife, and she was born to a second wife, so she always disliked her elder sister, and her sister married well, to the family of a sixth-rank official.]

Lin Mo frowned with confusion, [Then she can also choose a good family for herself, why does she have to stare at her brother-in-law.]

The servants outside also nodded vigorously, yes, yes, why does she have to choose her brother-in-law when she can choose a good one. Since

her elder sister was able to marry into a government official family from a wealthy merchant family, it stands to reason that Miss Chen should not be much worse.

The system laughed sarcastically: [Her elder sister was kind and virtuous and had some good reputation in the capital, so she was able to marry into a government official family from a wealthy merchant family. Miss Chen was spoiled by her mother since she was a child. She always liked to compare herself with her elder sister, but she was not as good as her elder sister in everything, so she wanted to snatch her brother-in-law away. Anyway, she wanted everything her elder sister had.]

When Lin Mo heard this, he wanted to hit someone. How could there be such a mean person!

Lin Mo suddenly thought of herself. She also had a elder sister.

[This Miss Chen is really sick. Things must be snatched to be useful, right! She may not like what her sister likes, just like my sister likes poetry and classics, but I don't like those things. To me, those things are worse than toilet paper. 】

Minister Lin almost couldn't swallow a mouthful of tea stuck in his throat.

What kind of metaphor is this! Can't you use a better metaphor!

Lin Ran, who hurried over because he was worried about whether his sister was punished:... Forget it, it's a waste of time to worry, this girl is very carefree.

"Miss, you can stand over here, you can hear clearly from this place", a maid even made room for Lin Ran.

Lin Ran smiled slightly and didn't refuse. After all, who can refuse to eat melons?

The system is now also spitting on Miss Chen: [Anyway, Miss Chen's character and morals are not very good, and her reputation is not good for being arrogant and domineering. You are not in the same circle so you don't know her very well. Her reputation in the circle of rich businessmen's daughters is really bad. ]

[But it's useless for her to seduce again. Her brother-in-law's family is not decided by her brother-in-law. The family is willing to accept her sister because her sister has a good reputation for being virtuous and kind. If she is well trained, she will indeed be a good mistress of the house. As for her, that family may not agree. ]

After hearing this, Lin Mo felt a little more comfortable.

In this era, it is a system of monogamy and multiple concubines. The relationship between husband and wife is still relatively stable. It is not so easy for Miss Chen to get her sister divorced.

The people outside heaved a sigh of relief when they heard this.

Lin Ran seemed to be in deep thought. It seemed that she had met Miss Chen's sister a few times.

Miss Chen married into the Zhao family. Although the official position of the head of the Zhao family was not very high, Miss Chen had also attended some banquets.

She still had a good impression of Miss Chen. She would find a chance to remind Miss Chen when she had time.

People were gossiping about such things. Some things could not be spread, but it was okay for such things to be spread.

After all, there were so many people by the lake. Maybe some people saw Miss Chen and her brother-in-law going out.

The servants of the Lin family had already thought of a reason, so they spread the matter quietly.

Minister Lin also turned a blind eye to this matter.

Who said it was spread from their family? Maybe someone saw it by the lake!

Lin Ran originally wanted to find an opportunity to wake up Miss Chen, but she didn't expect that the servants in the mansion acted faster than her.

The Zhao family and the Chen family are now almost at loggerheads.

The two families were originally in-laws and should have been very close, but because of this matter, they are almost at loggerheads.

"Do you still know what shame is? She's your own sister! You are arrogant and domineering in the house, but that's fine. Your sister was very tolerant of you before she got married. Now that she is married, you still do such a thing. Do you have any shame?"

Mr. Chen was almost going crazy. He felt a little sorry for his eldest daughter. He knew what kind of life his daughter lived at home.

However, for the sake of family harmony, he basically turned a blind eye to those things that were not too excessive, so his eldest daughter suffered a lot of grievances.

When the Zhao family took a fancy to his eldest daughter, he was really happy in his heart.

Miss Chen knelt on the ground with a look of dissatisfaction on her face, "Dad! You are biased, you are biased towards your eldest daughter! Why can she marry into an official family while I can only marry into a wealthy businessman's family! What's wrong with me fighting for myself!"

Miss Chen has always loved to compare herself with her sister, so she naturally doesn't want to lose when it comes to getting married.

However, the families her father has found for her are all wealthy merchants who are well-matched. There is a huge difference between wealthy merchants and officials, and the class is different.

If she really gets married, wouldn't that person be the one who dominates her for the rest of her life?

Chapter 80 The Third Prince Has His Period

Chapter 80 The Third Prince is having his period

Chen Yuanwai was overwhelmed by his little daughter. Now that the news had spread, he had to deal with it, otherwise the Chen family's reputation would be ruined.

"Tomorrow you should pack up and go back to your hometown. I will ask your uncles and aunts in your hometown to find a marriage for you. You are not satisfied with marrying a rich businessman, but now you can't even find this marriage." Since she

is not satisfied with the marriage, she should suffer.

Miss Chen looked at her father in disbelief when she heard this. She didn't believe that her father would be so cruel to send her back to her hometown.

"I won't leave! I won't leave even if you kill me! I grew up in the capital and I won't leave the capital! Dad, I am your biological daughter! You are going to force me to death!"

Chen Yuanwai said angrily while sitting on the chair: "Force you to death? You are going to force me to death! Do you know how many people know about this? Your sister will be affected by you! Do you know who we rely on to live like this? If your sister hadn't married a good family, would our business be so smooth!"

"There is no room for negotiation on this matter. If you don't want to go back to your hometown, I will send you to the temple to be a nun. Anyway, you can't stay in the capital."

Lin Mo was lying on the bed and was very happy listening to the system's retelling.

"It's what she deserves! She should be sent to the temple to be a nun!"

Such a morally corrupt person will also harm other families after getting married.

The system also said angrily: [That's right, people like this are the most annoying! ]

In the end, Miss Chen was sent away. How could someone like her be willing to be a nun in the temple?

When Lin Mo went to court, he was still talking to the system about this matter, and the officials around him listened with great interest.

The third prince was almost standing next to Lin Mo, and Lord Li was almost squeezed by him and had no place to stand.

Lord Li looked at the small corner where he was standing, and then looked at the third prince who squeezed in, and then said speechlessly: "Your Highness, your position does not seem to be here. You will go to court soon, so you should go back." After

hearing Lord Li's words, Lin Mo realized that the third prince had stood over unconsciously.

Looking at the third prince standing next to him, Lin Mo was filled with fear.

[System, system, why is the Third Prince standing next to me! Could it be that he has a crush on me? Doesn't he love his princess very much?]

The expression on the Third Prince's face suddenly fell:... Big sister, although you are very beautiful, you are a little too narcissistic.

The people around also secretly looked over here. They all knew that the Third Prince was there to eat melons, but Lin Mo didn't know.

The system searched for a while, and then said with certainty: [Don't worry, he doesn't like you! He still likes his princess! Maybe he came here because your place has good feng shui, or he wanted to fish so he stood here.]

The system was very sure of what it said. The Third Prince must have wanted to fish so he stood here.

Lin Mo was also convinced by the system. She said proudly: [That's right, my place is a good place to fish! I didn't expect the Third Prince to have good taste.】

Third Prince:...You are the one who is slacking off! I am the most diligent, okay!

After being told that, the Third Prince naturally couldn't stand here.

But when he walked forward, Lin Mo found a bright spot.

She squinted her eyes and looked at it, then widened her eyes and looked at it, and then said to the system in surprise: [Tongzi! Why is there blood on the Third Prince's butt! Is he having his period! Men also have their periods!]

Everyone: ??? What is a period? The Third Prince doesn't seem to have one, and Concubine De seems to be the eldest daughter of the family.

However, everyone's eyes secretly looked at the Third Prince's butt, and the Third Prince also touched his butt with full of doubts.

What blood, how could there be blood on his butt!

The Crown Prince and the Second Prince looked back, and there did seem to be a little blood.

The Second Prince asked the Third Prince in a low voice: "What happened to you? Why is there blood on your butt?"

The Third Prince touched his butt anxiously and said, "How should I know? No one told me on the way to court this morning."

Emperor Xuande heard Lin Mo's thoughts as soon as he came over. He leaned forward, and he couldn't see the Third Prince's butt!

Lin Mo was a little excited now. She felt that she had discovered something big. Maybe all men in this dynasty would have their periods, but she just didn't know it!

She said to the system with some excitement: [Do men also have their periods? Will my brother and my father have their periods? I haven't seen it. Why don't I go back and ask my mother? 】

The Lin family father and son: ...When will your brain be normal!

But they also understood that in Lin Mo's mouth, the first period is the menstrual period of women.

System: [Men don't have first periods. The blood on the third prince's butt is not blood but phoenix daffodil juice. 】

Lin Mo took a breath of cool air: [So the third prince put phoenix daffodil juice on his butt! He still has this kind of fun! 】

The third prince was so angry that he almost rolled his eyes when he heard this: You put phoenix daffodil juice on your butt! I'm sick, I put phoenix daffodil juice on my butt!

Everyone present suddenly had a picture in their minds, and then everyone's mouth corners raised the same arc.

The crown prince and the second prince looked at each other, and then they all moved away from the third prince.

The third prince felt hurt when he saw his two elder brothers treating him like this. They were not real brothers anymore!

Emperor Xuande actually thought that this was something his third son could do. Although this was a strange thing, the third son might really do it.

When he was a child, the concubines in the harem were painting their nails, and he insisted on joining in. He refused to paint his nails, and he insisted on painting his face, which resulted in his face being swollen like a pig's head.

During those few days, Emperor Xuande saw this miserable little son running in and out with a pig's head on his head. He didn't know how to describe the feeling in his heart.

When the system heard Lin Mo's words, it was shocked by her brain circuit. [Why do you think someone likes to apply chrysanthemum juice on their buttocks?]

It was really puzzled why Lin Mo had such an idea.

Lin Mo said with a strong breath: [Maybe this is the hobby of the third prince and the third prince's wife. Of course, they can't tell us their private affairs.]

The system said speechlessly: [I didn't apply the chrysanthemum juice on my buttocks. I painted the nails for the Third Prince's wife early in the morning. The chrysanthemum juice accidentally stuck to the stool. When I sat down, it was printed on my buttocks. ]

[Oh~, so that's how it is], Lin Mo's tone sounded a little disappointed.

The officials felt a little disappointed. It wasn't applied on the buttocks. Alas~.

Chapter 81 Prime Minister: Are you sick? You came to my house just to hurt me!

Chapter 81 Prime Minister: Are you sick? You came to my house to hurt me!

After Lin Mo returned home, she suddenly wanted to dye her nails, but she didn't have this kind of flower at home.

System: [Host, I know where there are phoenix flowers! ]

Lin Mo: [Hurry up, hurry up! ]

The system replied very happily: [There are many phoenix flowers in the greenhouse of the palace! You can ask the emperor for them! ]

The smile on Lin Mo's face collapsed instantly.

Are you serious? Who am I that I dare to ask the emperor for phoenix flowers to dye my nails? Do I think I don't live long enough?

Although the emperor is not the kind of person who would kill people casually, as the saying goes, being with the emperor is like being with a tiger. What if he is in a bad mood one day ?

Lin Mo has really discovered that this system is getting more and more out of tune, and Jian Shou is even more out of tune than her!

[Tongzi! Do you think I can do anything?]

Lin Mo really suspected that the system thought she was an immortal, the kind of immortal who could do anything.

The system replied in confusion: [Aren't you? In my impression, you seem to be able to do everything. You can climb trees, ride pigs, ride other people's sons, and ride your own father. Even if you ride on the emperor's neck one day, I don't think it's strange.]

Lin Mo was immediately silenced by the system. No! What kind of image does she have in the system's mind!

Is her life so bohemian? Why doesn't she think so?

Lin Mo decided to defend his image in the system.

Then, the people outside heard them quarreling.

One thought that he was usually very serious and just liked to play a little.

The other thought that his evaluation was correct and his host had nothing to do with the word serious.

Minister Lin and Madam Lin heard the quarreling sounds as soon as they came in. They were speechless after hearing the content of their quarrel.

No, what kind of wrong perception does this little daughter have about herself that she still thinks she is usually very serious?

Madam Lin glanced at her husband next to her, then sighed and said, "Mo'er is definitely like you, a hypocrite."

Minister Lin: ??? What does this have to do with me?

Every time this girl gets into trouble, I have to take the blame. Isn't it because she looks like me? But I can't control this!

Minister Lin was really depressed, but he couldn't refute his beloved wife, so he pushed the responsibility onto Lin Mo.

It's all this asshole's fault! If she didn't usually do something, how could he take the blame every time!

Lin Mo inside suddenly felt a little cold on the back of her neck, but she didn't pay much attention to it, because the system told her another place with phoenix flowers.

System: [I won't argue with you anymore. You have a very obvious misconception about yourself. If you want phoenix flowers, I'll tell you where to find them. The Prime Minister's wife loves to grow flowers and plants. She has a lot of phoenix flowers there. Your mother has a good relationship with the Prime Minister's wife. You should be able to get some flowers by asking her.]

After all, these were two beautiful girls from the capital back then. They were tied together when they were girls, so they had a very good relationship.

Lin Mo: [Let's go! Let's get the flowers! I don't believe I can't get my nails painted today!]

Minister Lin and Madam Lin at the door quickly hid aside. Looking at their little daughter who looked like she was going to a fight, their expressions were particularly complicated.

Are you sure you're asking someone for flowers? If someone doesn't know, they might think you're going to pick a fight with someone else.

Mrs. Lin asked her husband a little uncertainly, "Are you sure it's okay to let her out alone?"

She felt a little panicked in her heart.

"Yes, I guess," Minister Lin's answer was also a little uncertain, but they couldn't just lock the girl up in the mansion.

Anyway, people in the capital knew what kind of person this girl was, and even if she encountered danger, there was a system, so it shouldn't be a problem.

The couple comforted themselves in their hearts.

Lin Mo sat in a wheelchair and drove two pigs to the Prime Minister's Mansion.

People on the street were no longer surprised by her behavior. Now everyone in the capital knew that there was a female official who liked to drive pigs when traveling.

When Lin Mo arrived at the Prime Minister's Mansion and knocked on the door, the doorman ran inside in shock before she could say anything, shouting, "Master Xiao Lin is here! Master Xiao Lin is here!"

The smile on Lin Mo's face at the door was a little stiff, and she hadn't even put down her hand to knock on the door.

Is it so exaggerated? Is her reputation so big now? Even the people in the Prime Minister's Mansion reacted so much when they saw her.

The system said with emotion: [Host, you are so popular. Look how excited that person was when he saw you just now. He must be your loyal fan! ]

Lin Mo was originally confused about the doorman's reaction, but after hearing what the system said, her thoughts suddenly went astray.

Not only that, she was feeling a little happy in her heart, [Oh, no, no! After all, I am the only female official now. Although I am just a small official, I am a little red in a sea of ​​grass, and this little red must be particularly conspicuous. ]

The people from the Prime Minister's Mansion who ran out in a panic:...

You are really worthy of being me, and you are still as shameless as ever!

I don't know how to describe the look in the Prime Minister's eyes when he saw Lin Mo. There was a hint of fear in the complexity, and a hint of panic in the fear .

If it weren't for this little bastard, how could the affairs of his second aunt and his wife spread throughout the capital!

Yes, now everyone knows that his second aunt really loves his wife, and he is just an accessory.

"Hello, Prime Minister and his wife," Lin Mo bowed politely.

The Prime Minister's wife had been curious about Lin Mo for a long time, after all, she was the daughter of a good sister.

"Master Xiaolin is polite, please come in and talk."

Lin Mo smiled, and then unceremoniously drove his two pigs in.

System: [Tsk tsk tsk, look at how beautiful the Prime Minister's wife is, she is really comparable to your mother, but the Prime Minister doesn't take good care of himself, his face is like a chrysanthemum. ]

"Hehehe", the second son of the prime minister's mansion couldn't help laughing, but as soon as he laughed out loud he was glared back by his eldest brother.

Although the eldest son was also trying to hold back his laughter, he was not as presumptuous as his younger brother.

How could you laugh at your father like this? Even if you want to laugh, you can only laugh in your heart! How can you laugh out loud!

The ladies were also observing their fathers. Well, it's true that they haven't taken good care of themselves. Now with his frown on his face, he looks more like a chrysanthemum.

Prime Minister:... Are you sick? You came to my house specifically to say that my face looks like a chrysanthemum. Did I offend you?

Lin Mo also looked at the prime minister's face, and then said to the system with great relief: [Fortunately my father is good-looking! My mother doesn't like my father to have a beard, so my father has had a clean face for so many years, and he looks handsome and good-looking. The prime minister's beard is messy. Are you sure it won't get into your mouth when you eat with such a long beard? 】

Everyone present bit their lower lips desperately, and the muscles on their faces kept trembling.

The prime minister's wife almost couldn't hold it back. She took a deep breath and kept saying in her heart: Hold it in! My husband was still handsome in the past, but he has become like this because of so many years of hard work.

The prime minister was so angry that the muscles on his face were trembling: What do you mean I am not good-looking! You have to use your father to drag me down, right! Who is like that guy Lin Huan who has not changed in twenty years! If you don't know, you would think he has taken an elixir of immortality! I became like this because I worked so hard for the country!

This little devil looks so much like Lin Huan, and his temperament is just as annoying!

Chapter 82 Lin Mo exchanges the Black Tortoise for the Turtle

Chapter 82 Lin Mo exchanges 'Xuanwu' for the turtle

Seeing that the prime minister could no longer hold back his anger, the prime minister's wife quickly pulled Lin Mo aside.

All kinds of snacks and tea were served, anyway, the purpose was to divert the attention of this little devil.

This method was indeed quite good. After Lin Mo's mouth was blocked, his thoughts were also diverted by the food.

[System! This pastry is really delicious! It's much better than what my father made for my mother. ]

Lin Mo's mouth was full and he didn't forget to complain about his father.

Dad and mom often show their love, and dad often cooks, but his cooking skills are really not that good, at most it can be regarded as edible.

But every time, mom would praise dad's cooking skills to the sky, making dad very confident.

System: [It looks like it tastes better than what your father made. Don't forget the purpose of our visit. We are here to find Phoenix Fairy Flowers.]

The system finally remembered the purpose this time. As for Lin Mo, her mind had long been filled with food.

When the others heard that Lin Mo came to find Phoenix Fairy Flowers, they were full of doubts.

What does this little devil want with Phoenix Fairy Flowers! Is he going to make it into a weapon and smear it on other people's faces!

This time everyone's thoughts were highly consistent. In their minds, they immediately imagined that the crazy Lin Mo's hands were full of Phoenix Fairy Flower juice, and then he would smear it on anyone's face, and then he would laugh wildly after smearing it.

Thinking of this picture, everyone was about to get goosebumps.

Tsk! This is something that Lord Xiaolin can do!

(Lin Mo: Are you polite? Am I such a crazy person?)

After the system reminded her, Lin Mo finally remembered her purpose. She swallowed the food in her mouth, and then humbly said to the Prime Minister's wife: "Madam, I want to ask you for a kind of flower. At this season, this flower is only available in the palace and only in your place."

The Prime Minister's wife's mouth twitched. She already knew what flower it was, but she still had to pretend not to know and asked, "Excuse me, what kind of flower does Lord Xiaolin want? As long as I have it, Lord Xiaolin, please ask."

Lin Mo smiled and said, "I want a daffodil flower, I want to dye my nails!"

As she spoke, she stretched out her white and tender hands.

The system shouted excitedly: [Dye your nails, dye your nails! Dye them into a deep red color! 】

Everyone has gotten used to this lively system. The Prime Minister's wife immediately asked someone to bring out a few pots of iris flowers.

"These flowers are not precious. These are given to Master Kobayashi. Master Kobayashi has beautiful hands. They will be more beautiful if you dye your nails."

The Prime Minister's wife was gentle and soft. Lin Mo felt a little embarrassed by her praise.

She touched her bosom, then took out a little turtle and stuffed it into the Prime Minister's wife's hand.

Everyone: ???

The Prime Minister's wife's smile froze for a moment: What is this for? Why give her a turtle?

Lin Mo chuckled and said a little embarrassedly, "I can't take Madam's things for free. This is the little turtle that my eldest brother fed. Today I took it in my hand and forgot to return it. This little turtle is very interesting. I will give it to Madam as a return gift to her."

The system was stunned by her operation. [When did you steal the turtle from your brother! Why didn't I find it! ]

Lin Mo replied with a vigorous look: [This morning, didn't I get up early this morning? Then I went to my brother's yard to ask him to go to court together, and took the turtle away by the way. ]

The system screamed: [So you also put the turtle in your arms when you went to court! Lin Mo

didn't understand why the system reacted so strongly: [Yes, is there any problem?]

The others were already stunned. As expected, Lord Kobayashi was indeed extraordinary!

Bringing a turtle to court, this must be the only one in the world!

The system now has a question it really wants to ask her, [What if you stole the turtle, what if your brother comes looking for the turtle?]

Others were also concerned about this issue. The Prime Minister's wife had already picked up the turtle without realizing it. Not to mention, it felt pretty good.

Lin Mo chuckled, with a hint of pride in his tone, [You don't need to worry about this. I asked someone to buy me a turtle today. I put the turtle in the place where my brother keeps the turtle. I also asked someone to buy a long yellow eel and tie it to the turtle! I stole a turtle from him and gave him a black tortoise in return! He made a profit!]

The system suddenly felt a little upset for Lin Qi, although it didn't mean to. Looking at its own complacent host, the system said sincerely: [Host, you are indeed a person of unparalleled intelligence! Zhuge Liang would have to rank behind you if he were alive! 】

Lin Mo was a little flattered by the praise, [Hehehe, no, no, you are praising me too much. 】

Others: ... Is this a compliment? Listen carefully, is this a compliment!

Although they don't know who Zhuge Liang is, but from the tone of the system, he should be a very smart person. The system is clearly mocking you!

At this moment, Lin Qi in his yard was looking at the "Xuanwu" and fell into deep thought.

Lin Qi blinked again without giving up. Good, the picture still didn't change, he was not crazy.

It's easy to tell who did it. Not only did she steal the turtle, but the naughty girl also stole a turtle and an eel. She should at least buy a turtle in exchange!

As for this unique "Xuanwu", Lin Qi brought it to the whole family.

Minister Lin, Madam Lin and Lin Ran: What the hell is this?

Madam Lin looked at her son, then at the "Xuanwu", and then said in a complicated tone: "Have you been under too much pressure recently? Are you not used to the officialdom?" Minister

Lin also looked at his son with concern, feeling that his son was a little abnormal mentally. What was going on?

Lin Qi sneered, suppressed his anger and said: "This was done by that girl Lin Moer! She stole my turtle and replaced it with this thing!"

The three Lin family members were relieved immediately. So this is the case. This is normal.

They were really scared to death. They thought Lin Qi was mentally ill.

Lin Ran looked at the 'Xuanwu' and comforted his elder brother, saying, "Don't be angry, don't be angry. That girl has been doing things inappropriately for a long time. At least she didn't take your turtle away for nothing. She left you a turtle and an eel."

Minister Lin and Mrs. Lin actually nodded in agreement.

This also shows what kind of image Lin Mo has in the hearts of his family.

Lin Qi: ... Then I have to thank her for leaving me this 'Xuanwu', right?

Chapter 83 Who! Who killed my daughter!

Chapter 83 Who! Who killed my daughter!

Lin Mo came back happily with two pots of flowers. As soon as she entered the door, she saw her parents and brothers and sisters waiting for her in the main hall.

Lin Mo took two steps back and suddenly had a bad feeling in her heart.

[Tongzi, what's going on? Why are my parents and brothers and sisters here? And why are they looking at me so strangely?]

Lin Mo hugged her flowers in her arms. Could it be that they were targeting her flowers?

The system replied happily: [Good news, good news! Your Xuanwu was discovered by them!]

Lin Qi sneered, rushed over and clamped Lin Mo's neck.

"Not bad, Lin Moer! Tell me where you put my turtle! You didn't want to raise it at first, but you played with it after you gave it to me."

Yes, it was Lin Mo who wanted to raise a little turtle first, and she also caught this turtle from outside.

But later she thought it was not lively enough, so she threw the turtle to her elder brother. Lin Qi also thought it was easy to raise a turtle, so he raised it.

But he didn't expect that after raising it, this little bastard would come to play with the turtle every now and then. Sure enough, other people's things are more fun, right?

Lin Mo smiled and struggled hard under the control of his elder brother.

While struggling, she explained: "Brother, today I suddenly felt that it was a good day to release animals, so I released the turtle. God is merciful!"

When she said this, everyone present was speechless, and even the system didn't know what to say.

The system reminded speechlessly: [Host, your excuse doesn't seem to be very good. You said that today is a good day to release animals, so why did you also catch a turtle and an eel? Release one and catch two, right?]

Lin Mo: ... Uh... How should I answer this?

Minister Lin stood aside and shook his head. This little girl's brain is really hopeless. How can she not even find an excuse!

Lin Qi didn't believe her nonsense at all, "Tell me where you put the turtle!"

Lin Mo shrank his neck and whispered, "I gave it away."

Giving it away! Lin Qi really wanted to beat someone up now! This little girl is really going to get angry if she is not punished for three days, right?

Seeing that her eldest brother was about to explode, Lin Mo came over and knelt down very neatly, then raised the two pots of flowers in his hand and said respectfully, "Brother, don't be angry! I exchanged your little turtle for two pots of flowers! And this flower is very useful!"

Lin Qi said expressionlessly, "What great use."

The system said happily: [Dye your nails! ]

Lin Mo replied in a low

voice, "Dye your nails." Lin Qi laughed, and Lin Mo thought she had escaped this disaster when she heard her eldest brother's laughter, but she was finished the next second.

Minister Lin and his wife were used to seeing their little daughter being chased by their son.

"Eat, eat, forget about them. It's time for her brother to take care of her. She's always acting out of control," Minister Lin said while picking up dishes for his wife and complaining about Lin Mo. Despite

the encouragement from the system, Lin Mo still couldn't escape the clutches of his brother.

"Is he a devil? He actually asked me to cook this turtle and this eel myself!"

Lin Mo squatted in the kitchen and started a fire, tears in his eyes, looking really pitiful.

System: [Enough of the joke. You smoked out everyone in the kitchen by starting a fire. It's just cooking. Let me teach you! 】

The tone of the system was extremely confident, and Lin Mo was shocked by its confident tone.

【Can you cook? 】

The system said arrogantly: 【What's so difficult about cooking! Just listen to my instructions! 】

Perhaps infected by the confidence of the system, Lin Mo suddenly felt at ease.

Half an hour later, looking at the freshly cooked eel soup and steamed turtle, the Lin family's westerners were still a little bit unbelievable.

This little bastard can actually cook?

Lin Mo stood by proudly and urged them to hurry up and pick up their chopsticks, "Try it quickly! I have been taught by an expert!"

The system happily responded: 【I am that expert! 】

The western members of the Lin family swallowed their saliva. Before they heard about this master, they still had the courage to try it. But now that they were told that this system was a master, they were a little nervous.

These two can't even form a complete brain when put together. Can they really make something edible?

Lin Ran took a deep breath and stretched out her chopsticks tremblingly. Just when she was about to pick up the yellow eel, the yellow eel leaped and knocked her chopsticks away.

Everyone: !!! It's still alive!

Lin Mo also took a breath of cool air: [How come it's still alive! I've been cooking it for so long!]

System: [It shouldn't be! I've been cooking it for so long!] 】

At this moment, the servant in the kitchen was lost in thought as he looked at the fire under the pot that had long been extinguished.

Tsk! Looking at the appearance of this fire, it must have been extinguished for some time, so how did the second young lady make the soup?

Looking at the eel swimming slowly in the soup, the expression on the face of the western member of the Lin family was slightly distorted. Sure enough, he shouldn't have trusted this guy!

Minister Lin also poked the steamed turtle with chopsticks. Very good, the turtle seemed to stretch its western limbs.

Lin Qi looked at the two still alive foods and asked Lin Mo speechlessly: "Excuse me, did you light the fire when you cooked? These things are still alive!"

Lin Mo thought carefully and kept recalling with the system, [I should have lit the fire, I remember I did. 】

The system searched, [Oh my god! The fire went out when we were halfway through cooking! That's why the food is not cooked! 】

Everyone present: ... You are really worthy of it!

Very good, this meal left a deep memory for everyone, and became a topic of conversation for everyone in the Lin Mansion after dinner.

After being scolded, Lin Mo returned to the room aggrieved.

However, her emotions came and went quickly, and soon she put her mind on the Phoenix Flower.

Now is the perfect time to paint her nails! She must paint her hands beautifully!

Lin Mo and the system did what they said, and they cooperated very well.

It was just that when applying the phoenix flower juice on her nails, Lin Mo unconsciously pinched her face twice with her hands.

The two of them worked together until midnight to finish. Looking at her freshly painted fingernails, Lin Mo felt so happy.

She must show off tomorrow!

Because she stayed up late, she didn't get up the next day. Lin Qi was used to carrying her here.

After entering the room, Lin Qi saw someone sleeping in a mess on the bed.

He turned Lin Mo's body over speechlessly and was about to carry the person away, but the next second after seeing Lin Mo's face, his pupils trembled and his legs were weak and he held the edge of the bed.

"Dad! Something happened to Dad! Something happened to my little sister!"

Minister Lin rushed in when he heard the noise inside, and then he saw his little daughter lying on the bed with her mouth slightly open, her eyes slightly rolled up, and her face seemed to be stained with blood and red here and there. In short, she didn't look like a living person.

Minister Lin held the door frame, covering his heart, and his eyes turned slightly pale.

"Who! Who killed my daughter! Who killed my daughter!"

The system was stunned by the reactions of the two people. Who died? They couldn't have thought that the host was dead! Looking at

the host who fell asleep and was as unmoved as a dead pig, the system suddenly felt that she was finished, completely finished!

If they knew that the host was not dead, the host would definitely be beaten to death!

Chapter 84 Lin Mo and Master Nail Rake's Favor

Chapter 84 Lin Mo and Master Nailer

's Favor The commotion here was really too loud, and soon Mrs. Lin and Lin Ran also came over.

Mrs. Lin stumbled and fell, and Lin Ran couldn't stop crying.

How could this happen? He was fine last night, why did this happen!

"Mo'er, my Mo'er", Mrs. Lin saw Lin Mo lying on the bed, and she was so sad that her legs softened and she fell to the ground.

The system couldn't bear it anymore, and it desperately called Lin Mo: [Big sister! Don't sleep, something bad has happened! Wake up quickly! If you don't wake up, you will be expelled from the living! ]

The system's words suddenly stopped the sad atmosphere in the room.

Everyone's expression was a little dull, with a hint of doubt in their grief.

What's going on? Why is the system still there? And according to the system, Moer doesn't seem to be dead.

Lin Mo listened to the chattering of the system and slapped her head, "What are you making so much noise for? I'm sleeping soundly."

When she said this, everyone was even more confused.

No, nothing happened?

The westerner of the Lin family wiped the tears from her face and slowly approached the bed with an expressionless face.

Lin Ran used his hand to feel Lin Mo's breathing, and his breathing was steady and rich.

The system felt that the atmosphere was a little bit wrong, and quickly closed its mouth.

Found out, found out, was found out! It's over! I hope the host can stay alive!

Minister Lin closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and raised his big hand to go over.

"Lin Moer! If I don't beat you to death, I'll take your last name!"

Madam Lin took out a thin branch from somewhere, swung it twice, and then joined the battle.

Lin Qi and Lin Ran closed the door silently with expressionless faces, then rolled up their sleeves and rushed in.

Screams were heard inside, and the housekeeper sighed outside and said, "Send someone to ask the emperor for leave. I'm afraid that the lord, the young master, and the second lady can't go to court today."

When Emperor Xuande received this news, he laughed out loud.

"Hahahaha! Why is that girl Lin Mo so funny! Pretending to be dead so early in the morning, isn't she asking for a beating!"

Emperor Xuande simply couldn't imagine the scene of Lin Mo pretending to be dead.

(Lin Mo: I'm not pretending to be dead! They misunderstood!)

The morning court was indeed lacking some vitality without Lin Mo, but Emperor Xuande also mentioned the reason why Lin Mo didn't come, saying it was because of a private matter.

None of the three Lin family members came, this private matter might be a bit strange! Everyone present smelled a big melon.

After the court session, we must ask someone to find out, the Lin family must have a big melon!

The Lin family didn't keep any news about this matter, so we will know it with a little inquiry.

No! How can painting a nail make so many things happen! What kind of human is this Lin Mo!

They really feel more and more that Lin Mo is not a normal person now, this brain is not the same as that of a normal person.

Lin Mo was wailing non-stop on the bed at this moment, this time her face was really beaten black and blue.

"Wuwuwuwu~, I'm not pretending to be dead, it's obviously a misunderstanding, why do they want to beat me!"

Lin Mo was lying on the bed crying, she really felt that she was extremely wronged.

She was not awake in the morning, but she was slapped by her father, and then her mother also hit her with a thin branch. Not only did her brother and sister not help her to hold her father and mother, they even helped her to do evil and help her to hold her down!

Is this possible! Is she still their biological daughter or sister!

Looking at its host lying in bed in misery, the system said sympathetically: [Alas, it's not their fault for misunderstanding. It's mainly because you looked a little strange this morning. You applied all the iris juice on your face, and you seem to have an allergy and your face is swollen.]

[Your face is red and purple and swollen, and you look like you can't sleep. Anyone who comes by will think you're dead.]

Lin Mo looked at his beautiful fingernails, then looked at his deformed face in the mirror, and then cried even harder.

"I wanted to go out and show off my fingernails! How can I go out like this? My face is so ugly!"

The system felt both pitiful and funny when it saw her like this, [Oh, don't cry, don't cry, you are still very beautiful now. If you really want to go out and show off, you can wear a mask or a veil. ]

[And now you look like a master and a pet like the nail rake. Others can tell at a glance that you two are cut from the same mold. You are definitely the real master! ]

Lin Mo was silent for a few seconds after hearing this, and then he cried loudly, crying even harder.

[You mocked me! You said I looked like a pig! My handsome and beautiful face is gone! I became a big pig head! Wuwuwuwu~. 】

【Why did they hit me in the face? How could Dad have the heart to do that? He and I look so much alike, but he could suddenly hit me in the face. He is so cruel! 】

The system said helplessly: 【They didn't really hit you in the face. Your face was already swollen! 】

The westerner of the Lin family who was listening to Lin Mo's crying at the door: ...

Did this girl miss the point? She only cares about her beautiful and handsome face being beaten into a pig's head. Does she realize her mistake?

Mrs. Lin took a look at her husband's face that looked similar to her little daughter, and she was immediately furious. "You should discipline your daughter yourself!"

After that, she left angrily.

Minister Lin was confused: ... Am I implicated again?

Lin Qi and Lin Ran looked at each other and silently withdrew. Tsk, they couldn't get involved in their parents' affairs.

Lin Mo cried for at least half an incense stick of time. The system's words of comfort made her more and more sad.

It must be said that the system has a firm grasp of the art of language. It's murderous and heartbreaking!

Lin Mo sobbed and looked at her face in the mirror. It seemed that the swelling on her face was not because of being beaten, but more because of allergies.

[My face seems to be swollen due to allergies, not because of being beaten.]

System: [Yes, it is swollen because of allergies. How could your parents bear to hit your face so hard? You don't know how you looked this morning. Your face was like a swollen corpse. No wonder they thought you were dead.]

Lin Mo picked up the makeup tools while listening to the system.

As long as her makeup skills are good enough! Then she can change her head!

But Lin Mo really overestimated herself. There was a lot of iris juice on her face that was not washed off, and then it was cleaned up by her parents. These are not something that makeup can cover up.

After half an incense stick of time, looking at the miserable face in the mirror, Lin Mo cried again.

Listening to the screaming and crying coming from inside, Lin Qi and Lin Ran were speechless and distressed.

Lin Qi said helplessly: "I have never heard a woman cry like a beast."

Lin Ran: "So you heard it now, and it's your sister, are you surprised?"

Lin Qi: ...

Chapter 85 We have to spend money to eat melons!

Chapter 85 We have to spend money to eat melons!

After crying for a while, Lin Mo appeared in front of her parents and brothers and sisters with a pig-like face.

Looking at this pig-like face, the western family of the Lin family looked at it again and again.

Tsk, they didn't hit this girl's face, and they didn't even hit her hard, so why is her face so swollen.

Lin Mo touched his face and said pitifully: "Mom and Dad, I know I was wrong. I shouldn't play with phoenix flowers in the middle of the night, and I shouldn't laugh when you are crying."

Yes, the reason why this kid was beaten so badly was that after being slapped by her father and waking up, she didn't know the situation and asked what was going on with the system.

After knowing that her family thought she was dead and crying so badly, she couldn't help laughing, and then this beating made her even worse.

System: [Tsk, actually if I put yourself in your parents' shoes, they seem to be really worried about having a daughter like you. They were scared by you early in the morning and cried sadly thinking that something happened to you, but you were still laughing. Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, host, sometimes your beatings are really not in vain.]

Lin Jiaxi felt that the system finally spoke human words.

"Alright, alright, I've asked the emperor for leave for you during this period of time. The doctor said that your face is fine and it will be fine in two days."

Minister Lin felt that her face was irritating, but he felt sorry for his own daughter. No matter how upset he was, she was still his daughter.

Back in his yard, Lin Mo took out the unused iris flowers.

[System, what should I do if these flowers are not used up? They will be wasted when the weather gets cold. 】

Lin Mo looked at the irises and really didn't want to waste them. Their family didn't have a greenhouse, and after all, she had exchanged them for a little turtle.

System: [Then don't waste them. There are so many people in your family, can't you just paint them?]

That's right! Lin Mo was sobered up by the system's wave.

Half an hour later, Lin Ran looked at his hands with painted nails and was speechless.

Lin Mo looked at the remaining henna with a worried look on his face, "There are still so many."

Lin Ran said casually: "How about I let you paint your toenails too."

After a while, looking at his wrapped toenails, Lin Ran fell into deep thought.

No! Do you take everything I say seriously!

System: [And more! There are still so many! Your brother is asleep, go find your brother! Let him experience it, too!]

The system really enjoys the excitement, and the key is that Lin Mo is also very excited.

Hehehe! Go paint your brother's fingernails!

Lin Ran, who was sitting on a chair: !!! What are you going to do!

Lin Mo quietly touched his brother's yard, and then saw his brother on the lounge chair in the middle of the yard.

Well, he looks like he is sleeping soundly.

Lin Mo quietly touched Lin Qi's side, and then skillfully applied the iris juice on Lin Qi's little fingernails.

She didn't plan to apply it all over, just two little fingernails would be enough.

The system is really excited. It eats melons when the host commits a crime, and it is full of energy!

After Lin Qi fell asleep, he suddenly felt his little finger was a little cold. He opened his eyes in a daze, and saw a swollen and deformed face.

Hiss! What the hell!

Lin Mo was about to leave, but she didn't expect her elder brother to suddenly open his eyes.

At this moment, there were only two words in her mind, run!

System: [Run, run, run! ]

Lin Mo ran away. Lin Qi had just woken up and was still in a daze, so he didn't chase after him.

He looked at the nail of his little finger, and then his eyes widened instantly.

"Lin Moer! Get back here!"

Very good, Master Xiao Lin is locked up at home and can't go out to bother others, so he can only bother his family.

Minister Lin and Madam Lin were living a peaceful life in the kitchen, but their three children were a mess outside.

They were used to this situation. As long as they didn't cause any big trouble and didn't upset them, they could do whatever they wanted.

The eldest son and daughter were sensible, but the youngest one was the one who didn't.

Lin Mo was locked up at home for three days. After three days, she finally recovered her beautiful appearance.

Looking at her beautiful face, Lin Mo felt comfortable. Tsk, she looked best like this!

But she was happy every day, but her family was worried about her birthday.

"Before, Moer was in the inner chamber. Except for the time of her coming of age, she invited more people. At other times, she invited people who were close to her family. But now that Moer is a female official, she must send invitations to officials in the court. How should she arrange it?"

Mrs. Lin was really worried to death. She was really afraid that the little girl would cause trouble at her birthday party. She

originally wanted to hold a small one, but this girl has been too popular in the capital recently. Some people even asked Xiao Lin what she liked so that they could send it as a birthday gift.

Minister Lin thought about it and decided to follow the standards of those young masters from noble families who entered the officialdom.

"Anyway, we just need to control her at the banquet. If she likes to gossip about other people, she can gossip about other people, as long as she doesn't embarrass herself."

It's better to gossip about other people than to embarrass herself.

At this moment, the officials in the capital were also talking about this matter.

"I don't know how Lord Xiao Lin's birthday banquet will be. Can we bring our families with us?" "

Alas, it's a pity that our family and the Lin family are not very close. Do you think they will invite us? If I give a more expensive gift, can I attend?"

"Or we can pay for Lord Xiao Lin's birthday banquet. I think there will be a lot of people coming to Lord Xiao Lin's birthday banquet. I don't think the Lin Mansion can accommodate so many people."

Everyone wanted to pool their money to arrange a birthday banquet for Lin Mo.

This is not going to a feast! Attending this banquet is going to eat melons! They are willing to spend money to eat melons!

At this moment, Emperor Xuande in the palace was also racking his brains to think of a solution.

"It's not appropriate for me to attend the birthday party of that girl. She is an eighth-rank official. If I go there in person, it will probably arouse her suspicion."

"But it's impossible to hide your identity."

Emperor Xuande walked around in the room, and Eunuch Li was almost dizzy.

"Your Majesty, why don't you pretend to make a private visit and use this excuse to go there."

Yes! After all, it's not like I haven't made a private visit before!

Emperor Xuande gave Eunuch Li an admiring look.

When the court was dismissed the next day, Minister Lin was dragged away by those officials. Listening to their ridiculous words, Minister Lin was in a trance.

Are you all right? You paid for my daughter's birthday party and told me that I don't need to worry about anything. Why would my own daughter let you host this party?

(Officials: Because we are just spending money to eat melons!)

Chapter 86 I want to hold a birthday party at a brothel!

Chapter 86 I want to hold a birthday party in a brothel!

Lin Mo was quite indifferent to the idea of ​​holding a party for her birthday.

After living here for so many years, she actually already understood the purpose of various banquets in the capital.

The first is to build relationships and develop personal connections, and the second and very important one is for blind dates.

"So you are planning to hold a blind date on my birthday?"

Lin Mo looked at her mother and asked this question very naively.

Mrs. Lin:...

"It's not a blind date party, it's your birthday party. Can you please not change the subject? Where do you want to hold the party, at home or in a restaurant?"

Mrs. Lin no longer wanted to complain about her little daughter's train of thought.

What does a birthday party have to do with a blind date? Besides, people who come to your birthday party are not here for a blind date. Those who want to come here have other purposes!

(Everyone: We are all here to eat melons!)

Lin Mo thought silently in his heart: [I want to go to a place with good wine, delicious food and beautiful women, but I don't know where this place is.]

The system said to Lin Mo in a sneaky way: [I know where this place is. It must be lively if we go there!]

Lin Mo went first and was immediately reminded, [What place? Do you know any good restaurants?]

Mrs. Lin also wanted to know what good restaurants the system knew.

The system said excitedly: [Go to a brothel! There are not only delicious food and wine, but also beautiful women! And the venue is large, and the beauties can dance and sing! Go to a brothel! 】

Hearing this, Lin Mo was silent for a long time, and then screamed madly in his heart: [Are you sick? You asked me to go to a brothel on my birthday! 】

The system answered innocently: [Didn't you say that you wanted fine wine, delicious food and beautiful women? The only place that meets this requirement is a brothel, and there are not only beautiful women, but also all kinds of singing and dancing. 】

Everyone present: ...

Although what you said is quite confusing, it somehow makes sense.

Lin Mo really thought about it seriously, it seemed to be true, could she book the brothel for a day?

Lin Mo raised his eyes and looked at his mother expectantly, "Mom! Can my birthday party be held in a brothel? Can our family book the brothel for a day?"

Mrs. Lin closed her eyes and took a deep breath. The next second, Lin Mo was chased out.

What a wishful thinking! Which daughter of a noble family would hold her birthday party in a brothel! You are afraid that your reputation is too good, right!

Although this little bastard has no reputation now.

After being chased out, Lin Mo was still a little confused. Didn't they let her choose? She chose it herself, so why was she chased out?

Could it be that her mother felt that this matter was a bit difficult to handle?

The system sighed and said, "I knew your mother would not agree, but if we hold it in a brothel, it will definitely be very lively!"

Lin Mo also sighed, "Alas, now I have no right to participate in this matter. I have just been kicked out of the decision-making circle. Do whatever you want. Anyway, as long as there are delicious food and drinks, it will be fine."

In the end, after discussion, the Lin family decided to hold the banquet at home.

As for Lin Mo's opinion, after knowing that this guy wanted to hold her birthday banquet in a brothel, she had lost all her choices.

"Holding a birthday banquet in a brothel, she is really bold." Lin Qi couldn't even imagine what it would be like if a birthday banquet was really held in a brothel.

Did the officials of Dayong go to a brothel together?

If this was recorded by the historians, it would probably be a topic for thousands of years!

Lin Ran also wanted to open Lin Mo's head and see what was inside.

Why did this girl think completely differently from others? What kind of brain did she use to come up with so many messed up things?

After deciding on the location, everything else was easier.

Madam Lin asked someone to send out the invitations.

Anyway, this girl of hers was already famous in the capital, and there was no one among the officials who didn't know her, so she might as well invite everyone over. Otherwise,

others would think that their Lin family had no opinions about anyone they didn't invite.

On the morning of his birthday, Lin Mo was woken up early to get dressed.

Seeing her sister who hadn't opened her eyes yet, Lin Ran patted her face and said, "Wake up quickly, you are the most important person today, you have to dress up nicely today."

Lin Mo nodded in a daze, still mumbling, "Yeah, yeah, pretty, pretty, sister, you are the prettiest, you are the most important."

The system said helplessly: [Your brain is short-circuited, your sister asked you to dress up nicely to wake you up, not to praise her.]

Lin Ran sighed helplessly at her younger sister who hadn't woken up yet, and immediately asked two maids to hold her up and start dressing up.

At this moment, guests were slowly arriving outside the Lin Mansion.

"Oh, Lord Zhou, what a coincidence! Did you bring your wife and children here?"

"Hahaha, yes, Lord Zhang is the same. I wonder what kind of birthday gift Lord Zhang prepared for Lord Xiaolin." "

Hahaha, it's not something expensive, just some little toys that girls like to play with."

Lin Qi stood at the door to entertain these people. Listening to the conversation of these officials, his mouth twitched and he was very speechless.

Those who didn't know would probably think that his little sister was a person of high status and power, and she actually had so many officials come to personally wish her a happy birthday.

It can be said that those who had no evil intentions in the court basically came, while those who had evil intentions found excuses to shirk.

Emperor Xuande looked at the list of those who declined and couldn't help but sneered: "They are guilty. Yes, it's hard for them to attend the court every day."

It can be said that Lin Mo's birthday party is a screening list. Those who want to go have basically not committed any serious crimes, and those who find excuses to decline are definitely very greedy.

Some people are really unwell, which can be found out by checking, but for some people, that's not necessarily the case.

Eunuch Li looked at the emperor in ordinary clothes and didn't know what to say.

If you want to go on a private visit, you should choose better clothes! These clothes are 20 years old! The edges are frayed!

"Your Majesty, why don't you change your clothes? It's not good to wear this to Lord Kobayashi's banquet." People who don't know would think you are here to eat and drink for free.

Emperor Xuande put down the list and looked at his own clothes.

Isn't this good? Very low-key. He also made up his face. No one can recognize him!

Chapter 87: Lord Feng is a nice person, but he is quite silly

Chapter 87 Lord Feng is a nice person, but he is quite simple

Lin Mo and her elder brother were entertaining guests together. Seeing so many guests, she was almost overjoyed.

She even said to the system in a boastful way: [I told you that I have good connections! Look, so many people are here!]

System: [Yes, so many people are here. Could it be that some people have taken a fancy to you? Didn't you say that this banquet is a blind date banquet? Look, these people are here with their families. I think there must be a young man who has taken a fancy to you, or a lady from a family has taken a fancy to you as a daughter-in-law!]

The system said it with a firm tone.

Everyone present: ...

No, which eye of yours saw that we have taken a fancy to her!

Lin Mo's thoughts were led astray by the system without exception. She looked at these people with families, and then said uncertainly: [It seems to be true! They actually brought their sons here! ]

All the unmarried men present: !!! We are not! We don't have any! We are just here to watch the show!

Lin Qi stood by and stroked his forehead with embarrassment. You are a little too confident in yourself! How can you tell that people like you! Lin Mo became more and more arrogant

as she thought about it . Now she is chatting with the system about which family's son is good-looking. System: [The son of Mr. Zhang is not bad! And he has good character! ] Lin Mo listened to the system and looked at Mr. Zhang. Mr. Zhang's legs were weakened by her look. Mr. Zhang: It's over, it's over!

What should I do? What should I do! I shouldn't have come here! Lord Zhang and Madam Zhang were also filled with horror, and then they silently blocked their son. Oh my God! They really don't want a daughter-in-law like this! Their hearts can't stand such stimulation! Lin Mo looked at this Master Zhang carefully, [Tsk, he looks okay but not as good-looking as the peacock and the stupid beauty.]

System: [He is indeed not as good-looking as the two of them, and although this Master Zhang has a good character, he is quite old-fashioned, and he is not a good match for you.]

The two passed this Master Zhang while chatting, and after hearing what they said, they finally breathed a sigh of relief. Old-fashioned is good! Old-fashioned is good! Old-fashioned saved his life! The peacock Wei Zhengan and the stupid beauty Qin Zheng who were hiding in the crowd:...

What does this have to do with us! Lin Qi glanced at the people who were fidgeting, and finally decided to send this troublemaker away. "Mo'er, don't you like fried meatballs? Your sister has gone to the kitchen to make you something delicious. Why don't you go find her now and come over when you eat."

Everyone looked at Lin Qi with emotion: Lin Hanlin is really the best! Lin Mo was immediately attracted by the delicious food. "Then I'll leave first. I'll come over after I finish eating." After that, she also greeted everyone and said,

"Everyone, eat and drink well! Don't be restrained, just treat this as your own home!"

Everyone smiled and said, "Okay, okay, Master Xiao Lin, don't worry." Seeing Lin Mo's back running away quickly, everyone finally breathed a sigh of relief.

All the unmarried young men present wiped the cold sweat from their heads, and their little hearts were about to jump out of their chests. The Emperor Xuande, who was hiding in the crowd, was smiling with his big white teeth. He knew that he was right to come out and have fun! The frightened faces of those men were so funny.

"Master, please pay attention to your image!" Eunuch Li was speechless when he looked at the emperor who was grinning. Other emperors do not show their emotions on their faces.

This emperor was indeed like this before Lord Xiaolin entered the court, but since Lord Xiaolin entered the court, this emperor has changed! Lin Mo didn't know what the people in the front yard thought. She was eating a plate of fried meatballs with relish.

Seeing her eating so deliciously, Lin Ran couldn't help but say, "You must pay attention to your image outside later. Today is your birthday party. Everyone's attention will be on you. You must maintain your image." The system couldn't help but say, "Huh? Host, do you still have an image?" Lin Mo paused chewing, then thought for a while and said with certainty, "Probably not."

Lin Ran: ...

Well, it seems that there really isn't. She was worrying too much. Lin Mo was eating deliciously here, and the people in the front yard began to compare their gifts. "I'm going to show my gift to Master Xiaolin later. I'm giving Master Xiaolin a headdress that girls like.

This set of headdress is unique in the capital," an official proudly showed his gift. The second prince, who was hiding in the crowd, looked at the glittering golden headdress and couldn't help but whispered, "Why do I feel that Lin Mo won't like it? She's not a normal girl."

The third prince nodded affirmatively, "Yes, I think our father will definitely like this headdress." Emperor Xuande really liked it. Looking at this set of glittering golden jewelry, his eyes were shining. "It's better to be a woman! Others give such precious things! How much money would it cost if it was converted into silver!"

Emperor Xuande rubbed his hands, his movements were inexplicably a little obscene, especially with his expression that was about to drool. People who didn't know would think he was a playboy who saw a beauty. Eunuch Li next to him sighed in his heart: Tsk! Shame! How shameful! Your Majesty, please pay attention to your image! This is someone else's gift! Don't let your eyes light up at someone else's gift! You just had your birthday a while ago, and the gift they gave you was not bad! The officials who recognized the emperor felt particularly complicated when they saw the emperor like this.

Tsk! Your Majesty is rich now, and the treasury is also full. The last time you wiped out those bandits, you also collected a lot of treasures, but why does your Majesty still look like he has no money?

(Emperor Xuande: What fool would complain about having too much money!) Just when everyone was comparing themselves with each other, Lin Mo came over happily, touching his full stomach. He came at the perfect time.

"It's Master Xiaolin's birthday today, I don't have anything good to give him, so I'll give this set of headgear to Master Xiaolin," the official said proudly, thinking that this thing would please Lin Mo.

Lin Mo chuckled twice and said politely, "Thank you, Master Feng."

Her real thoughts: [I'll be crushed if I wear this set of things! I'm carrying a heavy burden!]

System: [Who said it wasn't, but Master Feng is really a good person, just a little silly.]

The smile on Master Feng's face immediately disappeared: Who is silly! Who are you talking about!

The third prince complained quietly to his two brothers, "You are really stupid. You actually gave Lin Mo jewelry. You might as well give her a stick. I think she would be happier with a stick than jewelry."

Chapter 88: Almost pairing up my wife with my love rival

Chapter 88 Almost pairing his wife with his rival in love

Lin Mo didn't pay attention to other things, she just wanted to know why the system said that Lord Feng was stupid.

[Tongzi, I smell the smell of melon from your words. What did Lord Feng do to make you think he was stupid? ]

System: [He did a lot of stupid things, such as his relationship with his wife. ]

The system's opening words immediately attracted everyone's attention.

Everyone was extremely excited in their hearts, but on the surface they maintained a very good state of mind. Eating and drinking seemed quite lively. Anyway, from the surface, it was absolutely impossible to tell that they were eating melons with their ears tilted up.

Lord Feng's soul had already left his body at this moment. God! He shouldn't have been the first to come forward and shouldn't have sent gifts so early!

The officials around were very lucky that they were not the first to send gifts. They were also very concerned about what was going on with Lord Feng, and it was actually related to his wife.

The system began to share this melon with Lin Mo.

[When Lord Feng was pursuing his wife, he almost brought his wife together with his rival in love, and he almost became the matchmaker for the two! ]

Lin Mo listened carefully while eating. He was so curious, how did he let his wife and rival in love get together!

[Hurry up and tell me in detail! ]

The system continued: [Lord Feng and his wife are childhood sweethearts, but he has a friend who also likes Mrs. Feng, and he doesn't know about this yet. 】

【His friend began to secretly undermine him. Lord Feng was a simpleton and trusted this brother very much, so he did not guard against this brother. 】

【When he was not convenient to go out, he asked this brother to bring the things he bought for Madam Feng and the letters he wrote, which created many opportunities for this person. 】

Lin Mo was stunned when he heard it. What a simpleton! This is not the way to create opportunities! You are almost pushing your own wife into the arms of others!

Others looked at Lord Feng with a trace of disbelief, and in this disbelief there was also a trace of admiration.

Awesome! Pushing your own wife into the arms of others!

Lord Feng: ...How do I know that that bastard likes my wife! I thought of him as a brother, but he wanted to steal my love! What a bastard!

Mrs. Feng blushed. It was really embarrassing to have the things that happened when they were young revealed like this.

It was the first time for Mr. Feng and Miss Feng to hear such a thing.

Tsk! Dad is too stupid! The brother and sister looked at their father with disdain.

The system sighed and said: [Fortunately, Mrs. Feng has deep feelings for Lord Feng, and the relationship between the two is very stable, so no one has stolen their love. ]

[It was only with Mrs. Feng's reminder that this fool finally recognized the true face of this friend. He really thought that this friend was their love security guard, but he didn't expect that he was a hole digger. Lin Mo

glanced at Lord Feng, and his eyes were particularly hurtful.

The others ate the melon with gusto, and Lord Feng's nickname appeared from then on.

After that, Feng Hanhan replaced Lord Feng's name, and after this nickname had been called for a long time, Lord Feng was no longer called Lord Feng, but Lord Han, but that's a story for later.

With the melon as a garnish, this meal was extremely delicious.

While Lin Mo was gnawing on a chicken leg, he started to draw lots with the system to eat the melon.

When it comes to eating melon, the system's head is very active.

Lin Mo said a little bored: "Without singing and dancing, this meal is not interesting. 】

System: [It's not that simple, just let the Prince of Anping Marquis dance for you, he is the best dancer in the capital. 】

Everyone took a breath of cool air! Another big melon!

Lin Mo's eyes widened and he looked at the Prince of Anping Marquis secretly.

The Prince of Anping Marquis almost dropped his chopsticks in shock: !!! How did you eat the melon on me! I've been hiding here! I'm a prince, eating in the corner of the door, why would I be discovered hiding here!

Anping Marquis's face turned black, and he took a look at his son who was pale next to him and knew that what the system said was true.

Lin Mo said excitedly: [Tell me quickly! What's going on! 】

The system also said excitedly: [You don't know how powerful this Prince of Anping Marquis is! His martial arts are superb! Not only is his martial arts superb! His dancing is also superb! 】

【His biggest hobby is dancing, but he can't let his father find out about this, and he also wants to show his dancing skills to outsiders, so he went to Qianyulou. You know Qianyulou, there are some singing and dancing actors inside, both men and women. 】

【The Prince of Anping Marquis dressed up and challenged the most powerful person as soon as he entered, and he got the title of the best dancer in the capital! 】

【There is a kind of masculinity when men dance, which is super super super beautiful! It is completely different from the charm of women! The Prince of Anping Marquis has been practicing martial arts for many years, and his dance shows the masculinity of men to the fullest! 】

Dancing is not just for women. The capital is prosperous and there are all kinds of dances.

The Prince of Anping Marquis has been looking for a hole to crawl into.

It's over! He's finished! He went to Qianyulou just because he was afraid that his father would know that he liked dancing, but everything was exposed by this system!

He couldn't imagine how many people would laugh at him in the future.

After being told this by the system, Lin Mo wanted to see the Prince of Anping Marquis dance.

She really admired talented people. [The Prince of Anping Marquis is so amazing! He is really great! He can even do something as difficult as dancing! It is extremely difficult to be the best in everything, and he became the first in dancing for the first time. He is so amazing!]

Lin Mo's tone was full of admiration and praise, without any contempt, and everyone was confused by her tone.

This girl seemed to really think that the Prince of Anping Marquis was great.

Generally, people of noble status would not learn to dance. Dancing for others would lower their status and please others.

Therefore, even if they are young ladies from aristocratic families, few people would learn to dance. Even if they did, they would not be too obsessed with it. At most, they would learn to dance just to improve their figure and make their body more perfect.

The system also said admiringly: [I also think he is amazing, but you people here are biased about this matter. In fact, there is nothing wrong with loving to dance. Everyone has their own hobbies, but some people like to compose poems and play the piano, and some people just like to dance. ]

[It is great that the prince of Anping Marquis dares to do this. After all, ordinary people dare not do it even if they really like it, for fear of lowering their status. ]

After hearing what Lin Mo and the system said, the prince of Anping Marquis was almost moved to tears.

Lord Xiaolin is really great, and this system is great too! He thought he was going to be laughed at, but it turned out that they really thought he was amazing.

The system's words stirred up ripples in everyone's hearts.

Some people originally laughed at the Prince of Anping Marquis in their hearts, and now their feelings are a bit complicated.

Some things are indeed not wrong in themselves, but people give it special meaning.

Anping Marquis looked at his son who was moved beside him, sighed and said softly: "Do whatever you like, Lord Xiaolin is right, this is just a hobby." The

Prince of Anping Marquis was so moved when he heard his father's words. This emotional excitement makes it easy to do some irrational things.

Then he rushed to the middle and said excitedly to Lin Mo: "Lord Xiaolin, I don't know what gift to give you today, why don't I dance for you!"

Lin Mo nodded excitedly: "Okay, okay!"

The system also said excitedly: [Dance quickly! Host, I think he must want to use this birthday party to explain his hobby to his father. His father will not make it too hard for him for your sake. 】

Lin Mo: [I think so too! If his father really hits him, help me open the protection mechanism, and I will help him block it! 】

Everyone: ...You two are overthinking it again.

The Prince of Anping was deeply moved: It is indeed the kind-hearted Lord Xiaolin!

Chapter 89 Playing the Suona at Your Own Birthday Party

Chapter 89 Playing

the Suona at his own birthday party The Prince of Anping performed his latest choreography under the gaze of the crowd.

This dance was magnificent and showed the masculinity of a man to the fullest, and Lin Mo could actually see the muscles of the Prince of Anping rising and falling under his clothes.

The system also said with emotion: [I think he shouldn't wear clothes when dancing this dance, but should show everyone his muscles! Jian Shou's hormones are bursting! ]

Lin Mo agreed with the system's statement very much, [That's right! Alas, but taking off clothes is impossible, we can only think about it. ]

The Prince of Anping, who was immersed in the dance: ...

The crowd watching: ...

No, you two are really daring!

The Lin family members lowered their heads with sad faces, tsk! After this banquet, the reputation of the little girl will probably be even worse!

All the girls present blushed a little when watching the dance of the Prince of Anping.

The Prince of Anping is handsome, has an outstanding family background, and dances so beautifully. He is indeed a good candidate for a husband!

"Master Xiaolin, what do you think of my dance just now? Are you satisfied?" The Prince of Anping panted slightly. He just showed his level to the fullest, and he was quite satisfied with it.

Lin Mo smiled foolishly and nodded wildly, "Satisfied, satisfied! Very satisfied!"

[Jian Shou is very satisfied! I will also go to Qianyu Tower to watch men dance in the future! ]

When everyone heard this, they looked at the Lin family. The faces of Minister Lin and others had fallen.

This little bastard is really daring. He actually wants to watch a man dance! Didn't he see enough today?!

The system also joined in the fun and said: [Host, host, I remember that your dancing skills are not bad, and that peacock's dancing skills are also good. The last time he had a dance battle with a dog, his dancing skills were very strong! ]

The peacock hiding in the crowd:... Are you sick! Was I dancing with a dog? Who did I become like that for!

The Shaoqing of Dali Temple glanced at his son, his eyes full of doubt: When did you go to dance for Lin Mo? How come I didn't know? And it was a dance battle with a dog?

Noticing his father's eyes, Wei Zhengan panicked and signaled with his eyes: I didn't! It's talking nonsense!

The system didn't know that it had dragged the peacock into trouble with just one sentence, and now it was urging Lin Mo to dance.

[Hurry up, today is your birthday, of course you have to perform, people are dancing for you.]

Lin Mo recalled his talents, and then said with embarrassment: [But I don't have any talents. My dancing skills are okay in my own opinion, but it's not so good when it's displayed here, especially when others dance so well. In comparison, I will become a pile of shit.]

Everyone: ... There's no need to belittle yourself like this.

Minister Lin signaled to his son with his eyes, and Lin Qi immediately understood what he meant.

This little bastard must not be allowed to perform his talents in front of everyone. This is not a talent show, this is embarrassing!

Lin Qi was about to walk to Lin Mo's side, but Lin Mo took out a suona from somewhere.

Lin Qi was almost hit by the suona. He looked at the suona, then looked at the part where Lin Mo was holding the suona, and his eyes widened.

Where did you take it out from? Do you have such a big bag in your arms?

The others were also stunned. No, what happened just now? Where did this suona come from?

Lin Mo boasted to the system: "This is the toy I just bought yesterday. I don't have any other talents, but I still know how to play this. When I bought it from the old man yesterday, I specially learned from him for an afternoon. The old man said that I have talent!" Lin Mo's tone

was smug. Yesterday, the boss said that she was a natural prodigy, that she was born to play the suona, and that he would introduce her to a job.

System: [Then show it to everyone. Play the one you learned yesterday.]

Everyone was in a trance. Is there a talent for playing the suona?

Young ladies from aristocratic families all learn piano, chess, calligraphy, and painting, and have never learned to play the suona. This young lady Lin is really extraordinary.

But looking at Lin Mo's posture, everyone is looking forward to it.

"I am really honored that everyone came to my birthday party today. I don't have any talents to show you, so I will play the suona for you today. The suona is festive and makes everyone happy."

Lin Mo said this in a very grand manner, but Lin Jiaxi had a bad feeling in his heart.

Sure enough, when the sound of the suona came out the next second, everyone's faces changed instantly.

This sad and cold sound, this trembling sound, does it have anything to do with festivity!

The system was still blowing rainbow farts: [Great! You performed much better today than yesterday! I knew you were talented in this! ]

Lin Mo was even more excited by the system's praise.

One of the ladies narrowed her eyes and thought for a moment. She seemed to have heard this tune somewhere before.

"Isn't this "The Little Widow Goes to the Cemetery"? Is it really okay to play this on such a happy day?"

An older lady was still knowledgeable about these aspects. She played "The Little Widow Goes to the Cemetery" at the birthday party. This young Master Lin was really extraordinary! The

Little Widow Goes to the Cemetery! Everyone stared with their mouths slightly open and their eyes wide open at Lin Mo who was constantly showing off in the middle.

Mrs. Lin's face was numb, Lin Ran hid in the corner, Minister Lin had a dark face and was shaking all over, and Lin Qi wanted to stop Lin Mo but didn't know where to start, so he was dancing beside him.

What a fool~, she shouldn't have been let out~, what kind of nonsense are you playing~!

Lin Mo didn't know what the song was called, but it was taught to her by the old man, and she learned it in one go.

At this banquet, besides the sound of the suona, you can probably hear the sound of a needle falling to the ground.

The emperor and the three princes also saw such a thing for the first time.

The prince touched the goose bumps on his hands, and said excitedly: "Sure enough, we came to the right party!"

Eunuch Li sitting next to him: ... Your Highness, do you still remember that you are a serious person?

As Lin Mo played the suona, she found that the atmosphere seemed a little too quiet. She asked the system in her heart: [Why are they so quiet? Are they shocked by my talent?]

The system continued to flatter her: [I think it is definitely true. None of these young ladies from aristocratic families can play the suona. Even if they have talents, they are in the arts of music, chess, calligraphy and painting. You are the only one who can play the suona!]

Lin Mo was very happy to be praised by the system. [Alas, low-key, low-key, do you know what the song I played is called? I forgot to ask the old man what the song is called.]

The system answered excitedly: [I know, I know, I just checked it out! Your song is called "The Young Widow Goes to the Tomb"! Lin Mo 's

suona stopped abruptly: What the hell! What do you think this piece of music is called?

Chapter 90 The Art of System Talk

Chapter 90 The Art of System Speaking

Looking at the way other people looked at him, Lin Mo suddenly felt like a big joke.

How could anyone in this world play the suona at her own birthday party! You wouldn't think she was a fool, would you?

Lin Mo swallowed his saliva and wailed in his heart with the system: [Ahhhh! What should I do? Why didn't you remind me in advance?]

The system replied innocently: [Why should I remind you? Isn't this nice? You played much better than yesterday. Don't you all like to play the suona at weddings and funerals here?]

Lin Mo roared in dismay: [What good is it? Look at the name of this song. Does it match my birthday party?] 】

The system moved its not-so-smart brainwaves, and then suddenly realized, [Ah! It seems that it really doesn't match. I was wondering why it sounds so strange. It sounds good but it's a little strange. It turns out that it's strange here. 】

Lin Mo: ...

Everyone: ...

Lin Mo really felt that she was about to be tricked by the system. She glanced at the dazed audience, then smiled awkwardly and said, "Hahaha, I was just joking with you all just now. Hahaha, this joke is funny, isn't it."

In this atmosphere, whatever Lin Mo said seemed extremely awkward.

Everyone exchanged glances, and then laughed dryly together.

"It turned out to be a joke. It's really funny. Lord Kobayashi is really humorous."

"Yes, yes. I was wondering how Lord Kobayashi would play such a song at his birthday party. It turns out it was just a joke."

"Lord Kobayashi plays the suona really well. Minister Lin is also very good at music theory. It's true that a good father will have a good daughter!"

Minister Lin: ...Please don't drag this matter into my hands at this time!

Emperor Xuande always felt a little uncomfortable looking at these fawning officials. He felt his teeth itching when he saw this scene.

He whispered to the prince next to him: "Don't you think these people look particularly hateful? I think there is a word to describe them, flatterers!"

These people's faces are exactly like those of treacherous ministers, and they often make false accusations and tell lies with their eyes open.

Prince: ... Father, it seems a bit wrong for you to say that. If they are flatterers, then what is the status of Lin Mo, who they flatter, the emperor?

The father and sons were not together at first, but later everyone recognized them and took the initiative to give them their seats.

This is the first time I have seen a royal family come to eat melons with their families.

The prince looked at his father who looked serious, and then looked at those officials who were embarrassed and still saying nice things with fake smiles on their faces, and he sighed helplessly.

"Father, you worry too much, everyone is helping to cover up the lie."

Seeing these usually honest officials speaking nice things eloquently, the prince felt so comfortable in his heart, he didn't know how to describe it. Usually,

he not only has to deal with state affairs, but also has to go to class with those adults, so the prince has been talked about by those people a lot, this is the first time he has seen those people like this.

The audience at this meal was really happy, they ate three big melons today!

The most exciting melon was contributed by Lord Kobayashi himself, playing such a song at his birthday banquet, in one word, absolutely!

After sending all the guests away, Lin Mo was locked up by his family for interrogation.

Mrs. Lin slammed the table and said angrily: "Why are you playing the suona on such a happy day! And even if you play the suona, there should be some more festive songs! Listen to what you are playing!"

"You are a girl and you are playing the suona for the young widow to go to the grave! You think your reputation is too good, don't you? Do you know that you have no reputation now!"

Lin Mo lowered his head and whispered: "I know, everyone knows about this, since you have no reputation, you don't need to care too much about your reputation."

Lin Qi and Lin Ran standing next to him: ... Can you shut up at this time, do you really want to be beaten up on such a happy day!

Blowing such an unlucky thing at a birthday party, if it happened at someone else's house, the family would have punished her by law.

Fortunately, it happened at her own birthday party. If it happened at someone else's birthday party, she would have been beaten on the spot, and the two families would have been enemies for the first time.

After being scolded, Lin Mo immediately returned to his own yard.

[Alas, someone will definitely laugh at me when I go to court tomorrow. What should I do if I don't want to go to court?]

Lin Mo was lying on the bed, really worried to death.

System: [What's the big deal? Don't you laugh less when others laugh at you? You know that having a lot of debts is not a burden. Anyway, everyone laughed at you the last time your father took you running wildly on the street. There were various things before and after. Anyway, this matter is not a big deal compared to other things, so just relax. Lin Mo

was silenced by the system for the first time. Why did she feel that the system's words were all weird?

The key point was that it spoke very sincerely, and there was a soft knife in its sincerity. Where did this system learn the art of speaking? This art is too hurtful!

Lin Mo covered her chest and said uncomfortably: [Let me be quiet for a while. In fact, sometimes you don't have to use your mouth. You are really not suitable for persuading people.]

The system did not agree with Lin Mo's words. Why is it not suitable for persuading people? It has learned so many things and is now a cultured system. Why is it not suitable for persuading people!

Then it quarreled with Lin Mo about this issue all night.

When Lin Mo got up the next day, the two dark circles under his eyes were particularly conspicuous.

System: [Fortunately I don't need to sleep. Even though I quarreled with you all night, I am still full of energy now. Your physical condition is not good. ]

Lin Mo was so angry that he laughed at its words. The system's words were really annoying sometimes.

On the way to court, everyone who passed by Lin Mo greeted her happily.

"Good morning, Master Xiaolin."

Lin Mo smiled dryly: "Morning."

"Master Xiaolin doesn't look very well. Did you not rest well last night?"

Lin Mo: "I rested well, but I was a little too happy on my birthday yesterday."

System: [A birthday party like no other! Of course I'm happy! And the guests seem to be even happier!]

All officials present: Hahahaha! It's really fun! I ate so much melon yesterday, and my sleep quality at night has improved.