: Chapter 8
Bossman
I had sex on the brain.
It just wasnât Bryant I wanted to have it with.
Weâd had two drinks. I told him all about my new job, and he actually listened. Now we were sitting at the bar, and he put his hand on my knee.
âI was thinkingâ¦how about we go down to the Jersey Shore this weekend? A weekend on the beach, dinner at a shack that sells cold beer and clams by the bucket? My friend has a place down in Long Beach Island, and he isnât using it this weekend.â
I loved the beach, and a clam bar and beer was totally my thing. Yetâ¦I was hesitant to commit on the spot for some reason. I needed time to think about it a little more. âCan I get back to you in a day or two? We just started this big project Iâm working on, and they may expect me to come in over the weekend. Iâm not really sure yet.â
As usual, Bryant was a good sport. âSure. Of course.â
We called it an early night after that since both of us were early risers. Back at my apartment, Tallulah, that damn ugly cat, scared the crap out of me when I walked in. The sound of my collection of deadbolts unlocking had become her personal Pavlovian call to action. The living room was dark except for two bright green globes staring directly at me. She was perched on the top of the back of the couch waiting for me when I flicked on the lights.
âGod, you really are ugly as sin.â
âMeow.â
âI know, I know, you canât help it.â I scratched my fingernails on her back. It felt so odd without any fur. âHow about if I get you one of those little cat sweaters? Maybe something sleek-looking and black? Or maybe something with faux fur on it, huh? Would you like that, ugly girl? You need some fur for this Butterball-looking body.â
âMeow.â
I carried her with me as I did my daily entry ritualâopening all the closets and doors, checking behind the curtains and under the bed. Finding all clear, I took a quick shower, moisturized my body, and climbed into bed. Tallulah hopped up and planted herself on the pillow next to me.
After a fourteen-hour day at a new job, followed by two martinis, I should have been tired. But I wasnât. I wasâ¦horny. My problem could have been easily remedied. I was certain all I had to do was invite Bryant back to my place, and he would have gladly taken care of my needs. Yet I chose to be alone.
Tallulah purred next to me, then hit me in the face with her paw. When I ignored her, she did it again. The second time, I took a paw to the nose. Giving in, I reached over and scratched her fleshy pink belly again. She rolled on her back to give me full access. With her paws drawn and bent at her sides, her arms and legs looked like wings. She really did look like an uncooked turkey. Reaching over to my nightstand, I grabbed my phone and snapped a couple of pictures I intended to email to my mother in the morning, but then I remembered the message Chase had sent me the other night about Tallulah.
I typed out a text, attaching the photo of Tallulah on her back.
Reese: Pretty sure her twin is a Butterball in a grocery freezer somewhere.
It had been less than a minute when my phone buzzed with an incoming text.
Chase: I flipped my phone around a few times before I realized what I was looking at. That is seriously one ugly pussy.
Reese: LOL. Who has taken over half my bed. Sheâs also very demanding and keeps pawing me in the face if I stop scratching her.
Chase: Just you two sharing that big bed tonight?
He knew Iâd been meeting Bryant after I left the office.
Reese: Yup. Just me and my ugly kitty.
Chase: Good to know.
Reese: Well, sweet dreams.
Chase: You can count on it now. Night, Buttercup.
My best friend Jules and I met for coffee the next morning before work. It had been the longest Iâd gone without seeing her since we both started at Fresh Look on the same day seven years ago.
âThe place sucks without you,â she pouted as we sat near the window with our coffees.
âOf course it does. You have no one to gossip with.â
âI had lunch with Ena from media relations the other day and told her about a new vibrator I bought. Iâm pretty sure I scared her away for life.â
âSome people are uptight about sharing that type of information.â
She shrugged.
Jules was the most open and non-uptight person Iâd ever met. Her parents were actual hippies, and she grew up with the share the love vibe in her house. Once she told me her parents had separate bedrooms for when the other had company. Sharing highlights about your new vibrator purchase seems tame when you grew up with your parents sharing partners.
âWellâ¦not that you need it since you have Bryant now, but Lovehoney just came out with a new triple-whammy Jessica Rabbit, and itâs seriously better than my last two partners. It actually finds your clit.â
âIâll have to check it out.â
âDonât tell me Bryantâs a dud?â
I sipped my coffee. âWouldnât know. Havenât slept with him yet. But heâs pretty attentive in general. So thatâs a good sign, I suppose.â
âJust not feeling it with him, or is something else going on?â
The fact that my mind immediately went to Chase made it clear it was more about something else than it was about Bryant. Someone else, actually. âHeâs great. He really is.â
âButâ¦â
âI donât know. Something has been holding me back from taking our relationship to the next level.â
âSomething or someone?â
Jules knew me too well.
âRemember that guy I told you about who I met at the restaurant on my date with Martin?â
âThe hot one who made up all the stories?â
âThatâs the one.â
âI sort of ran into him again.â
âSort of?â
âWellâ¦Iâve run into him a few times.â
âWhere?â
I hesitated and then responded with a question, as if I were trying out the response. âIn the office?â
Jules put her coffee down on the table between us. âHe works at the new office? Youâve got to be kidding me. You know what happened last time you had sex with a co-worker.â
âChase isnât exactly a co-worker.â Just as I said the words, my boss walked into the coffee shop. Well, technically he wasnât my boss. He was my bossâs boss. I wasnât sure if that made it better or worse. Worse, Iâm sure.
Jules and I were in the corner, so I hoped maybe Chase wouldnât see us. Not that I didnât enjoy looking at the man every time an opportunity came my way, but I knew Jules wouldnât be discreet. He walked in, stood in line, and within seconds turned and scanned the room. I briefly wondered if he was looking for me, although I didnât have time to deliberate long because suddenly he was heading right toward us.
Unlike my first day when Iâd run into him here, this morning he was already dressed in a suit. And, shitâhe looked even hotter than usual. His hair was still wet and mussed in that way that said he didnât give a shit, and it worked for him by setting him apart from the other suit-wearing, slicked-back-haired men. He had on a French blue dress shirt and a tie of the same color, only darker. It hung untied around his neck like heâd thrown it on and run out the door in a rush. There was zero doubt in my mind that his shirt was custom made, the way it stretched across his wide chestâfitted, yet not too tight. It hinted at the carved lines I knew were below, but didnât flaunt them on full display.
While I was discreet in checking him out as he walked over, Julesâ eyes lit up, and she openly ogled.
âMorning.â He smiled at me and nodded to Jules. âHowâd you and Ugly Kitty make out last night? She let you get some sleep?â
âShe did. Might have to keep her as a bedmate.â
âShame.â
Jules quirked an eyebrow. âUgly Kitty? And who is this handsome man speaking to us?â Like I said, Jules came from a very open house. She had no filter. If she thought it, it slid right down a steep slide from her brain and popped out her pink-painted lips.
Chase blessed us with his full, mega-watt dimpled smile and extended his hand down to Jules. âChase Parker. Reese and I work together.â
Jules turned to me, bug-eyed. âChase as in Chase, who we were just talking about?â
Chase raised an eyebrow. âAll good, I hope?â
âLook at you! What could possibly be bad?â she said.
Chase chuckled and shook his head. âYou ladies want a refill? I have an early meeting I need to run to after I get my caffeine fix.â
âI think weâre good. But thanks.â
âSee you in the office later, then.â
âHighlight of my day,â I teased.
Chase was barely out of earshot when Jules started in.
She held up her hand, showing me her palm. âNo need to explain why youâve lost interest in Bryant. That man is delicious. You know my theory that handsome men arenât as good in bed as the non-handsome crowd because theyâve never had to work for it hard enough?â
âYes. What about it?â
âOne look at that man and I can tell you, heâs the exception.â
âYou know heâs good in bed just by looking at him and that short conversation?â
She put on a serious face. âWithout a shadow of a doubt, I do.â
Jules was nutty, but I tended to agree with her. I knew from Chaseâs personality that he would perfect anything he focused on. He was also naturally aggressive, which I was certain would translate into dominant in bed.
I sighed. âHeâs really smart, too.â
âPoor guy. Gorgeous, smart, and good in bed. What does he do at the new job? Let me guessâsales. Whatever heâs selling, Iâm buying.â
âI guess you could say he does a little of everything.â
Jules thought she understood. She shook her head. âAdmin assistant? Thatâs okay. You have a good job. You can be his sugar momma.â
âHeâs actually the CEO. Chase Parker owns Parker Industries. And not in the same way that sleazy Derek Eikman will someday own Fresh Look. Chase is self-made. He invented most of the products the company sells, and he runs the company himself.â
âOh, Jesus. All right, all right. Let me think.â She tapped her pointer finger to her chin a few times. âSo you obviously shouldnât sleep with him, because we know how that can turn out from your little moment of temporary insanity with Derek. But there is absolutely no reason whatsoever that I shouldnât hop in the sack with that pimped ride.â Jules wiggled her eyebrows.
âPimped ride?â
âIâm trying a new phrase on for size. Howâs it working?â
âItâs not.â
âWell, this could work out for both of us. Actually, it works for four of us. Think about it. If I sleep with him, youâll think itâs too weird to sleep with him, too. Youâre not the kind of person who can explore where your friends have already planted their flags. So heâll mentally become off limits to you. Eventually youâll look at him like art you admire instead of a steak you want to eat, and that will free up your appetite for other foodâlike Bryant. That will make both you and Bryant happy. And, of course, Chase and I are going to be extremely happyâ¦because we will both have had the best sex of our lives.â She shrugged. âProblem solved. Youâre welcome.â
I laughed. âI really do miss having you around all the time.â
âMe too. It really sucks without you. Someday we need to start our own advertising firm. Weâll hire only powerful women as management and hot men as assistants.â
âSounds like a plan to me.â
âSo what are you going to do with Bryant and Bossman?â
âI need to give things a real try with Bryant. My dating life hasnât exactly been full of eligible bachelors. Iâve had one relationship that lasted more than two months in the last five years. And you know how that ended. Alec was a nice guy, but he was still so hung up on his ex that he called me Allison every time we were in bedâusually during his grand finale.â
I sighed. âBryant really seems to be a great guy without baggage. I should just sleep with him and get it over with.â
âNow that sounds like how Iâd want the person I was dating to think of having sex with me for the first time. Get it over with.â