CHAPTER 27: HOW DARE AM I
LOVE SICK : The Chaotic Lives of Blue Shorts Guys
This week has been an incredible week for all of us. The soccer event turned out great so everyone was in a joyous mood. Even Mr. Fiem, who usually stands at the gate looking menacing, hasnât been hanging out there this week. I havenât seen him there at all, I guess that heâs been enjoying this proud accomplishment. I feel like itâs better this way. I actually prefer it (since I wonât have to tuck in my shirt). ^___^
Even so, God is never on my side. Everyone will completely elated this weekend, except for me. This weekend will be pure hell. -_-â
Actually, Iâm beginning to forget what itâs like to be happy and enjoy life. Because ever since I was given the title of President of the Music Club from pâOak (against my will), I still havenât found peace to this very day. Whenever everybody seemed to be happy, this pitiful president still had to run around like a headless chicken trying to get things done.
What do I mean? Iâm talking about the Live Contest event that is happening in a few weeks. Our club hosts this event every year. We use this opportunity to find the best band in order to further our schoolâs great reputations. Itâs an open event, those that arenât in the music club can join. Just because youâre a member of the music club doesnât mean youâre the best there is. (Take a look at Om, heâs fucking dumb as hell.) (Aw, Iâm only kidding. Heâs good at somethingâ¦probably?)
Even Earn signed up (and heâs in the cheer team). This guy is actually a pretty good singer. I tried wooing him into joining our club so many times. He helped out sometimes and turned me down sometimes. It depends on whether he has the time to spare. This time around, Earn and his club members from the cheer team will be competing in this event as a band. I bet heâll have lots of fun.
Phunâs name is on the list too, as a member of another band. (When did he start a band anyway?) If I remember correctly, he plays the guitar. Heâs quite good at many musical instruments, actually. (He had a solo piano recital at the Christmas even about 3-4 years ago, I think.) He almost joined the music club too, but that guy is way too smart and capable. The Brother made him join the student council instead, otherwise we wouldâve been in the same club. (Or maybe the basketball team? Now that think about it, he mightâve joined the sudoku club too. Or the mathletes? Basically, heâs good at a ton of things. I suppose heâs better off working in the student council.)
Aside from those guys, there are about a million and 800 thousand other people lining up to drop off their applications. I canât help but feel like theyâre just trying to create more work for me to do. Thanks a lot. (Seriously, you guys donât need be so enthusiastic about this.) Next week will be the preliminary round where we decide on which band will take the stage during the Live Contest. I bet Iâll be working until 3 in the morning for sure. (Havenât you heard of global warming? Itâs not a good thing.) (Actually, I just donât have the cash to help school pay the electricity bills.)
âWhatâs the matter, Noh? Youâre being real quiet.â Before Iâve actually driven myself into pure insanity, Phunâs voice snaps me out of my (stressful) trance. I flinch before I take a look out of the window. The landscape is now filled with rice paddy as far as the eyes can see. Weâve arrived in Ratchaburi as we make our way to Hua Hin.
âQuit being so loudâ¦Iâm trying to hear the ocean.â I give him a lame excuse. I can hear him chuckling while he is muttering something about being a weirdo.
Heh heh, you all must be surprised as how I ended up here with him. Well, we skipped school today! Iâm hitting pause on my duties as the president of the music club for just a moment. (Iâm awfully popular as of late, everyone kept telling me that they needed to talk to me.) Iâm sitting in Phunâs black car since we somehow agreed to go a trip to Hua Hin with the girls last week.
Truth be told, I think this is actually a good idea. I get to use this opportunity to escape from those idiots with neverending problems. (âPâ, is it okay if the application is wrinkled?â âCan we fold the application?â âIâd like to change our bandâs name.â âShould we play Thai songs or English songs?â âWe donât have enough members, can we borrow from another band?â âCan my girlfriend come see me play?â âMy cat wonât eat the tuna, what should I do?â You know what? Fuck you.) So now, Iâm sitting in the back seat behind the driver. Naturally, Aim is sitting in the front passenger seat next to Phun while Yuri and I are sitting in the back seat.
âNoh. Eat this, eat this.â Yuri thrusts a red Doritos bag my way. She had prepared a bunch of snacks since last night. Of course, Iâd never turn down food. I enjoy the snacks as I ask if Phun wants any. âYo, want some?â
âBastard, youâre asking as if you bought that yourself.â Jeez, heâs scolding me instead? I was being nice, why are you being such an ass about it?!
Yuri giggles at our childish argument before she reaches over to give the bag to Phun herself. âYou should have some, itâs a huge bag. Itâs not like Iâll be able to finish this whole thing on my own anyway.â I glance at his stupidly handsome face. Heâs acting courteous at first for a while before finally taking some for himself. Sometimes I do want to kick his ass when he gets so obnoxious about things.
âWould you like some, Aim?â Phun turns to ask his girlfriend after realizing that heâs been letting her sitting there in silence for a long while. I take a peek at the girl who has a slight annoyance look in her expression before she turns to look out the window.
âIâm on a dietâ¦â Iâm not entirely sure if thatâs a reply or just a statement that she wants to share. Whatever, Iâm just going to get back to enjoying my snacks.
âWe can be a couple of fatties together. Right, Noh?â Yuri says with a wide grin, revealing her adorable canine teeth. I canât help but smile in return. âYup! Thereâs no need to be afraid of drowning in the ocean when we have our own swim rings.â I continue with the joke. Yuri bursts into laughter.
âOur kids canât have a chubby tummy like us though. We need to make sure theyâre healthy.â
Cough, cough, cough, cough. Iâm choking on the snacks! I have no idea how to go from there. Thereâs nothing else I can do other than dealing with the painful aftermath where pieces of Doritos flew out of my nose. Yuri is laughing wildly, âNoh, I was only kidding! Why are you that startled?! Hahaha! Here! Have some water!â She laughs as she hands me a glass of water after she poured some from a bottle. Girls and their jokes these days. Do you find it fun giving someone a panic attack?
I accept the glass of water as I glance at Phun who is sneaking a look through the mirror. What the hell is so funny, you bastard?
***
Phun continues to drive while Aim, Yuri and I keep chatting along the way. We make several stops at gas stations and leave with some snacks every single time. (Yuri says itâs cheaper to stock up now than to get them at the hotel, can you believe her?) At times, Yuri and I try on funny looking sunglasses and play together very loudly. Meanwhile, Phun and Aim seem to be more on the quiet side. No matter how many times I take a look their way, Phun is always the one walking behind Aim.
We finally arrive at the resort late in the afternoon. Yay! I glance at my watch and it tells me that it is currently past 3 pm. Phun and Aim are checking us in.
âThis resort is so cute, isnât it?â Yuri tells me as she gleefully throws herself onto one of the modern style sofas in the lobby. She bounces up and down a bit, I suppose sheâs having a lot of fun. âThis sofa is made out of squirrel fur!â
âSeriously?!â You wouldnât believe how quickly I stood up from my seat. You guys need to understand something here. Yuri is an animal lover, especially the small critters. She adores them so much to the point where I think she might work for Greenpeace after she graduated. That means that the idea of putting any of these tiny animals through harm is a forbidden topic around her. (One time, she stopped me from playing a Chip and Dale game because she felt bad for them since they were being hit by apples.)
âNot really.â She finishes her sentence by throwing a pillow at my face. (I definitely asked for it.) The two is us break into giggles as we joke around with one another. This lasts for a long while before Aim and Phun get back with keys in their hands.
âWhat were you guys going?â Aim asks with a smile as she notices that Yuri and I are still being a little too loud. Yuri takes this opportunity to tell on me. âNoh is such a bully! I canât take it anymore! Are all the guys at your school a bunch of bullies like this, Phun?!â Hey! Donât lump the guys at my school like that!
Phun smiles as me glances my way. It seems he finds something to be funny. âJust him, Yuri.â This bastard is not helping me out at all. I squint at him before I go back to messing around with Yuri. âYouâre a bully too. I wonder if all the girls at your school are like this. Are they, Aim?â Yuri hits me in the arm a bunch of times after I asked that question. (Ow, that hurts.)
Aim is chuckling at our weirdness. âItâs nice how close the two of you are. So you wonât have a problem sleeping in the same room then?â She hands one of the keys to me. However, I am taken back by this. I keep switching between staring at the key and Phunâs face, full of hesitations.
Phun himself has a troubled expression on his face too. âAim, I thought we talked about this?â
âNo, you did all the talking and assumed that I agreed with you.â Oh, crap. What happened between these two? Yuri and I keep quiet and look at one another while feeling very confused. Phun and Aim continues their argument.
âWell, then! If I had known that weâd be spending the night in separate rooms, I wouldnât have bothered coming on this trip with you!â Aim raises her voice pretty loudly which causes the staff in the lobby to start staring at us. Phun shakes his head with some annoyance before he pulls Aim somewhere else (that is less crowded).
âBe right back, Noh. Yuri.â He turns around to tell us. We stand in our spot feeling completely bewildered.
Yuri throws herself back onto the sofa once again. âI guess Aim wants to share the room with Phun.â I make my way back to join her while Iâm thinking about how I donât really get how women operate these days and age.
âThatâs not really appropriate.â This is what I think.
âWhy? Theyâve already done it. Itâs not that strange for them to sleep in the same room, Noh.â Yuri continues to stick up for her friend to the point where she has forgotten about other things if that were to happen. âWhat about us then?â I hope that my question will trigger something inside her head.
Yuri goes quiet so I decide to say something. âItâs not a good idea for a guy and girl to sleep in the same hotel room like that. Us guys donât have anything to lose, but you two do. What if someone that knows your parents saw that? Then what? I donât have the money to go ask for your hand in marriage, ya know.â I figure that ending with a joke would lighten up the mood. Iâm gently patting her hair as she sits in silence. I really donât want her to get stressed out by what I had just told her. However, I am taken back by what she is asking me.
âDo you find me disgusting?â
âWhy are you saying that?â
Her round eyes are starting to get red to the point where Iâm starting to get worried.â Because youâ¦have never touched me.â Hey, donât start crying now! A girlâs tear is a severe weakness of mine. I wish I didnât feel this way.
âHey, thatâs not a bad thing. Iâm only trying to be respectful.â
âYou find me gross.â
âDo not.â
âDo too.â
âDo not.â
âNohâ¦â She pouts like a little kid when she realizes that she wouldnât win. I canât help but chuckle at the way sheâs acting. âYouâre old enough, so please try to understand where Iâm coming from.â I tell her as I gently pat her head. (Iâm not smacking her head like I would with Om.)
âBut I get jealous when my friendsâ¦talk about that stuff. I meanâ¦it feels like theyâre so in love with one another.â
ââ¦â¦â¦â¦â¦â¦â¦â I have no idea how to reply to her after hearing what she had to say. I suppose itâs because I know for certain that I cannot give Yuri what she really wants. Her eyes are red now. I can only clasp her small hands to cheer her up.
Yuri sits there quietly before she continues. âI know that youâve never loved me, Noh. No matter how hard I tried. You have never loved me.â A tear lands on the back of my hand and Iâm at a loss. By the time I snapped myself out of a trance, Yuri is crying hysterically. I have no idea what to do now. Iâm not good at calming a girl down. All I can do is tighten my grip on her hand.
âWhatâs wrong, Yu?!â Aimâs booming voice is coming from behind me. I look up with a pleading expression on my face as I am desperately in need of help. Both Phun and Aim seem to be stunned by what is happening. After a while, Yuri gets up from her seat. âAim, I could use some rest. Iâm gonna head to the room.â She tells us before she grabs her luggage and other bags, leading the way. Aim runs after her to unlock the door.
Phun stares at me with a perplexed expression as if he wants to ask me something. However, he doesnât ask anything. Itâs probably because Iâm shaking my head in disbelief so he takes me to our room as well.
We waddle our way through the hallway which is decorated in a very chic and modern way. I had just noticed that this must be a pretty fancy resort. It wouldâve been pretty expensive if we were to pay for these from our own pockets. The staff told us that our room is called Studio Piers and I was confused as to why. I understood the reason for its name once Phun unlocked the door. There is a private pool through the back of the room. (Itâs a pool which connects between rooms.) My eyes twinkle once I see what lies beyond the balcony. I bet that the girls must be squealing out of excitement too.
I quickly throw the luggages onto the bed and inspect the room. It is beautifully decorated. Thereâs an LCD TV inside the wall, a king-sized bed, and even a half spa for a bathroom. This is quite luxurious!
I fail to notice that Phun is slowly putting his things away since Iâm so amazed by the room that we get to stay in. âSo are you not gonna put your things away?â He shouts my way.
âWhat for? Iâll just take whatever I need when the time comes. Weâre only staying here for a couple of days anyway.â Weâre just very different people. Phun laughs at my carefree way of life as he continues to put his clothes on hangers and puts them in the closet. I can hear the girls squealing from the next room.
âI guess the girls are in a better mood now.â Phun tells me with a smile. I canât help but smile in return. Soon enough, we change our clothes so that we can invite the girls to play on the beach since the sun isnât too strong now.
While I was putting on the flip-flops, I suddenly get curious and decide to ask Phun a question.
âHeyâ¦â I begin. He switches his attention from messing with the drawstrings to look at me. âWhat?â
âWhy arenât you sharing the room with Aim?â I just want to know whatâs on his mind.
He doesnât even hesitate before giving me an answer. âItâs not right. And Iâve done enough awful things as it is.â He tells me while handing me towels for the both of us. I feel better hearing his answer.
I pat Phun on the shoulder with a wide grin on my face. âPersonally, youâre not a bad guy anymore, you know.â Because I figured if Phun had said that it was because he wanted to sleep with me, then I wouldâve punched him in the face and hitch a ride back to Bangkok.
***
We leave our room and head next door to invite the girls down to the beach. It seems like theyâve been waiting for us already. I admit, I gulped when I saw them in their bikinis. This is what they mean when they say the teenage years are the best years of your lives, I guess?
It seems Phun knows exactly what Iâm thinking since he stomps on my foot. That fucking hurts! What, I canât even look at your girlfriend?!
âLetâs take these thingies with us!â Yuri excitedly tells us as she grabs a beach ball and a huge floatie in the shape of a dolphin. I quickly rush over to help her carry them. Iâm not sure if Iâm just imagining this, but it feels like sheâs not even looking at me.
The four of us walk, rather quicker than normal, to the beach in front of the resort. The spot where we are is not very crowded. Most of the people here are foreign tourists. (Heh heh, exactly my style.) On the other hand, lame locals like us rush into the ocean when it came into the view. Well, three of us did. It is taking a while to convince Aim to join us.
âCome on, Aim! This trip was your idea!â Yuri shouts from afar, half of her body are already under the water. Phun and I are already here waiting for her as well.
âNo wayâ¦I donât know how to swim.â She shyly tells us and we canât help but burst out in a huge laughter. Which pre-school did you go to, Aim? How is it that you donât know how to swim?! I can hear Phun laughing along with us while Iâm still doubled over.
âWhat the heck?! Itâs not even deep! And weâre not even swimming in it or anything! Are you just gonna sit there and watch us?!â Yuri continues to convince her friend to join us. I watch as Aim nods her head along from the shore.
Yuri shakes her body like a child throwing a tantrum before she grabs Phunâs arm. âPhun, please talk to her? Please? Please? Come on? Please? Please?~â
âHow exactlyâ¦?â Phun chuckles at the way Yuri is acting since sheâs holding on to his arm very tightly as she continues pleading with him. âJust do whatever you can. Pleaseeeee?â
Heh heh, how are you supposed to say no in this situation? (Iâm a prime example of this.) Even someone like Phun canât even handle all this and surrenders to Yuri. He gives in and walks back to the beach to where Aim is.
We watch as those two are discussion something. It seems like theyâre making an agreement of some sort. (Weâre playing in the ocean, not buying stocks. You donât need to do all that.) Finally, Phun flashes a smile and a nod before he carries Aim in his arms and runs over back to us.
âWeâre here! The princess is here!â He should before he throws his girlfriend into the water. Yuri and I are laughing our butts off as Aim resurfaces and starts yelling.
âPhun! This is not what we agreed on!â She protests as she hits Phunâs chest. Phun is laughing so hard, his eyes are nearly closed. âWell, you didnât tell me how you wanted to get into the water.â
All of us were soaking wet since none of us wanted to be cold by ourselves. I remember that Aim pushed Phun under the water as a punishment, except he refused to go down alone. He used this thin arm, yet full of strength, to pull me under with him. (I was choking!) Thus, this was where the multiple attempted murders at the sea began.
We played loudly in the ocean for a long while before we headed back to the beach and played with the ball that we brought with us. It was so exhausting to play as an it and having to chase after the ball. It was even more exhausting since everyone else refused to be it. They were having a lot of fun tossing the ball around and making sure that I couldnât get it.
Even though it seemed like we were having a great time together, I noticed that Yuri barely said anything to me. She wasnât even looking at me. Any time our eyes happened to meet, she was always the first to look away. Iâm not entirely sure if weâre having a misunderstanding about something so I tried to act as normal as I possibly could.
âAre you cold?â I figured that I should try striking up a conversation with her (even though Iâm not sure what it is weâre fighting about). I wade through the water and head her way. Sheâs riding on that giant dolphin thing since we were done playing on the beach. The wind is blowing quite a bit, I canât help but get worried.
âUmâ¦no.â She barely gives me an answer. I find this very strange since Yuri is normally a chatterbox. Itâs very hard to stop her from talking. But now? I practically need to beg for her to say anything. So whatâs really going on with her?
âSomething wrong? Youâve been really quiet.â
âOuch!â
Before Yuri and I could have our conversation, Aim lets out a painful yelp. I turn around to see what happened to the couple on the beach. I can see that Aim now is sitting on the ground.
Phun inspects his girlfriendâs ankle before giving me a signal with his hands to let me know that she twisted it. I nod as a reply and watch as Phun carries Aim on his back before heading back to the resort.
Yuri stares at Aim, who is on Phunâs back, for a long while before she turns her attention back by kicking the water with her feet. The more I see her nonchalant expression, the more annoyed I begin to get.
âYuri, weâre on a vacation together. You shouldnât get upset like youâre a little kid like this.â I must sound very cold by the way Iâm scolding her because she quickly turns around and stares at my face with a sour look. âIâm not a little kid!â She screams at me.
I have never seen her eyes glow in such a way before. To be honest, Iâve never seen Yuri this upset either. But today, she is very upset as if sheâs incredibly mad at me about something.
I furrow my brows as I watch her climb off the giant dolphin. Iâm starting to get curious as she stands there in the water with her eyes filled with anger. But at the same time, they look like theyâre trying to challenge me.
âAre you really straight, Noh?â Her lips move and those words come out of them. She grabs my hand and places it on her breast.
(a/n: more? OK but I'm so sorry for those who can't read the chapters 5 to 20. I will find some ways to fix it though.)