CHAPTER 31 : FACE TO FACE
LOVE SICK : The Chaotic Lives of Blue Shorts Guys
Miss Mettha dismisses our class just as my phone vibrates on my desk. Fortunately, everyone is being quite noisy so she isnât aware that the iPhone is causing big a tremor against the desk.
I take a look at the screen and think about how Golf has such a perfect timing. âWhere you at?â
âAlmost there, come get me.â What the heck? Donât act like you never went to this school.
âHilarious. Meet me at club room in the F Building. I gotta prepare the prelims event so Iâll be waiting there, âk?â
âNot okay! I gave up my precious time for you when I could be hitting on chicks. You better get your ass over to the gate and come get me. Iâm almost there, see ya in a bit!â And this jerk is another person in my life that makes assumptions about things and forces people to agree with them. (What is up with these people this poor Nohâs life? Will he ever get his way?!) Golf hangs ups and I put my phone away in defeat before making my way to meet him at the gate.
âOm, mind setting things up there for me? Iâll catch up to you soon.â
Per usual, this bastard has a problem with this. âWhat the hell, man?! Where are you going?! We gotta start soon!â
âI know. Itâll only take a second. I gotta go get Golf, heâs on his way.â
Om gets excited at the mention of Golfâs name. âFor real?! Okay, you go get him so I can kick his ass. He was mixing fish sauce for me to drink the other night at Lumphini Park. It was fucking salty. Iâm not letting him off the hook.â Hahaha, you two can sort this out on your own!
I rush over to the schoolâs gate since my watch tells me that it is almost time for the preliminary round to start. However, I donât even see as much as Golfâs shadow. âThat fucker, didnât he tell me that he was almost here?â I complain to myself.
While I wait for him, a light-skinned girl who is wearing the convent uniform from afar is stealing my attention. Whoâs that? I can tell that sheâs pretty hot even from this distance. If I get to see up close? Whoa, I donât even wanna imagine it. I keep staring as the figure moves in closer and closer with excitement, like any other teenage guys would be like.
Butâ¦
Goddamn it. Why didnât I realize this sooner? I watch as Aim walks over to the schoolâs gate and I am forced to pretend like I donât see her, simply because I donât have anything to say to her. I can tell that sheâs looking my way too.
And of course, aside from the security guard, Mister Suchart and other students leaving the school, I donât see anybody that resembles Phun at all. That means, Aim and I must stand here as we wait for the person that weâre supposed to meet. Honestly, I donât really care that sheâs standing around here. I no longer bother with any forms of politeness since Iâve lost all respects for this woman due to my personal experiences with her.
I lean on the gate and whistle, looking completely content with myself. Iâm not even saying hello, hoping that this might piss her off. I glance at her and it seems like she is pretty annoyed by this. I look at her seemingly beautiful face and I know right away that she came all the way here so that she can keep Phun away from me. I bet sheâs afraid that Iâd rat her out.
She has no idea that I wouldnât do that. (Iâm not that kind of a person.) If I wanted to tell on her, then I wouldâve done so back in Hua Hin. If I were that tough, then I wouldnât have called Golf so he can help me think like this. Speaking of which, when the hell will he get here already?
Soon enough, a purple taxi parks by the sidewalk. I can see Golfâs tall figure digging around to pay for the cab fare to the driver. He steps out of the car with a wide grin, still wearing his personal attire since his school allows that sort of thing.
âSorry, man. The traffic was god-awful in front of the Mandarin Oriental. I donât know what the hell was going on.â He hastily gives his excuse, probably because heâs afraid that I might snipe at him (which I was about to). However, before Golf and I can make our way inside the school, our eyes catch the sight of Aim who seems to be very startled.
Right, of course sheâs startled. I had just realized that when Aim met Golf, she had no idea that he used to go to this school. Heh heh, itâs going to be fun today. Thereâs still one person missing though.
Speaking of which, Iâm telling you that this guy must be psychic. Heâll show up at the mere mention of this name or if you happen to be thinking about him. Just give him a few moments. âOh, Noh. There you are. Om was complaining about you.â See? Phun Delivery. Think about him and heâll show up right away. Let the fun begins. I turn to smile at him while he is jogging over to where we are. I can see that he is out of breath. He was probably rushing to come get Aim.
Phun takes a breather before he notices the person standing next to me. âGolf! Youâre came to watch too?â There we go. I bet that Aimâs like a character in a horror movie right about now (where she sees the ghost).
Golf seems to be enjoying this as well. âYeah, Noh asked if I wanted to come so I decided to drop by. What are you doing here anyway? Arenât you supposed to be getting ready?â
âOh, I came to get Aim. Aim, this is Golf. He used to go to his school. Heâs real close to Noh. He and I used to hang out too.â At this point, I just know that Golf and I must be wondering what kind of a reply Aim will give to Phun.
âI see. Itâs nice to meet you.â Wow, the nerves of her.
âYou look familiar, Aim.â Golf throws her the first punch. Haha! I want to give him an award, this is so satisfying.
Aim is taken aback, but I can tell from her eyes that she wouldnât surrender that easily. âPhun brought me here before, I suppose we mightâve walked past each other before.â Oh, another award winning liar. I guess Iâll need to give out two trophies.
But before we can go any further, my phone starts ringing and signals the end of the first round of battle.
âU-Wo-U-Wo-Oh.
I wasnât thinking of anything.
Youâre cute so I came to introduce myself.â
The LCD lights up with the photo of Omâs middle finger. âWhat?â Thereâs no need to be polite when I answer his call, itâs a total waste of energy.
âWHEN THE HELL ARE YOU GONNA GET HERE ALREADY?! ITâS ALMOST TIME TO START, DICKHEAD!â Om is being loud enough that even Golf can hear him. I promptly reply that Iâm on the way there when Golf shoves my back.
âBetter hurry. Youâre the club president, you shouldnât be late, man.â
Oh, what the fuck? âThis is your damn fault!â
***
I rush back to the club room and am greeted by Om, who has a menacing look on his face. Ha, donât think that someone like this Noh would be afraid of that.
âWhat? I was only gone for a second. Did you really have to call me?â Itâs obvious to me that Iâm only making this worse by getting smart with him, but Iâm doing it anyway. The result is a fist landing squarely on my head.
âBastard, donât get smart with me. Get your ass over there. Thereâs a problem with the amplifier.â Hmph! Iâll let you off this time. I hastily take Golf to sit and wait behind the judges table before I make my way to check the amp that Om told me about.
We didnât take too long setting everything up before we begin. This preliminary round is a closed event since weâre choosing which bands will get to compete live on the stage later. I had told all 35 bands to meet up in this cramped club room. We told them that they could not bring their own instruments, which meant that they are forced to use the ones our club had provided. (Thereâd be no room and weâd end up wasting time if each band needs to do their soundcheck.) Iâm afraid that Iâll be spending the night here by the time the last band gets to play.
âJeezâ¦are we really letting them play two songs? Canât they just do one?â I start making a fuss from the judges table when I calculated how long this event will take. Om quickly scolds me. âYou were the one who told them to play two songs! I told you that one would be enough! Weâre gonna be spending the night here, goddamn!â Sure, kick me while Iâm down. Well, I thought it wouldnât be very fair if we judge a band after one song back then. But now, Iâm starting to feel like I want to change my mind about that. Y__Y
Time passes by ever so slowly, at least thatâs how it feels to me. Even though all these bands are great, having to sit here and score them for each and every song is freaking exhausting. Iâm starting to understand what pâOak (the previous music club president) went through. Fortunately, I closed the sign ups early. Otherwise, weâd be dealing with 50 bands like pâOak did last year and be forced to judge these bands to death, literally. (Seriously, it took two days last year, we were living on Red Bull.)
I stretch myself to chase away the drowsiness while glancing over to where Phun and his band members are. Aside from a ton of buzz-cut male students, thereâs also a beautiful convent student named Aim sitting among them. She is sitting right by the door and I notice that she often asks Phun to leave the room with her. When they come back, theyâd carry a bunch of drinks and snacks with them. I canât help but get curious. Is Aim off her diet or is she just trying to keep Phun away so he canât just sit there and stare at me.
Because every time I glance that way, my eyes would meet Phunâs puppy-dog eyes, as if heâs trying to make up for something. How many times do I need to tell him that Iâm not upset, Iâm not mad, and Iâm not jealous or anything? I just get pissed off when I see that woman who is lying to you sitting here. Do you get that now?
Sighâ¦I donât know what else to say. So letâs just say that Iâm trying to be as normal as possible.
âI think Phun thinks youâre upset with him since he brought someone to a closed event. He keeps looking at you and making those sad faces.â Look at that. Even Golf, who is sitting behind me, notices it. Good thing he isnât nasty like Om. Golf looks at me as I shake my head before he grinds his teeth. âIâm dying to just walk over there and tell Phun all about it right here and now. What should I do?â
âYo! Chill out.â Heâs already acting like he wants to crawl over where Phun is. This damn guy! I swiftly hold him back because I know full well what a hot-blooded dude this guy is.
Soon after that, a 9th graders band finishes playing their set, (they were pretty good, actually) so I need to let go of Golfâs shirt collar and announce the next band that will be playing. âNext is the band number 15â¦PâQueerâs Band. What a name, Earn.â Earnâs band will be playing next. A bunch of people (especially the junior high kids) are laughing at their choice of the bandâs name as they seem to like it. The entire band is made up of the cheer staff from the soccer event. The underclassmen usually address them as pâCheer, but pâQueer is used behind their backs (because the staff can be pretty mean and strict). Earn actually heard this term used with his own ears, but heâs not angry about it because he used to refer the cheer staff members as pâQueer too. Hahaha. (Where I come from, this is called karma.)
They did a short soundcheck (not much to do since our club had prepared everything already) before they start their first song, which is âChangeâ by Deftones. Iâve heard Om listening to this song often. I guess theyâll be getting a really high score from Om alone. Speaking of which, donât underestimate Om (even though I do this again and again) because his father plays for a major symphony orchestra. Heâs also a music professor at Mahidol University to boot. Basically, Om isnât exactly without talent, his only issue is that he tends to act like heâs stupid, causing people misunderstand him. (Or maybe he really is stupid, Iâm not certain.) I take a peek at his score card and let out a smirk.
âThatâs cheating.â
âTheyâre really good!â Om loudly exclaims as he tries to hide his score card. I can only laugh at him. It is true though, Earnâs band is playing very well. Earn is great as the lead singer. Itâs too bad that this song is a bit too slow and emo, Iâm about to fall asleep at any second.
Just as I am at the brink of my decision whether to just fall asleep or not, I hear my name from the speakers. âNoh, please donât fall asleep yet. There is one more song.â Jeez, Earn. Youâre really doing this to me? Iâm so embarrassed! I flinch and scratch my head as I stare at his face. Meanwhile, everyone breaks into laughter (Iâll get you back for this). I take a sip of water to hide my embarrassment (and drive away the lethargy).
Earn grins widely, showing his dimples before he continues with the next song. âListen to this very carefully, Noh.â I guess heâs afraid that I might doze off again.
Hack, the drummer, rhythmically taps on his drum sticks before the guitar begins playing the first few notes of the second song.
âToo close, I donât want to get too close
I donât want to go there yet
Itâs probably alright to stay at this spot
Too clear, if this is too clear
It may not be as touching
This is probably not too much, is it?
Iâd rather slowly get close to you
Little by little, Iâll trickle in until I find your love
Itâs not time for you to know how I really feel yet
Allow me to dream and live this fantasy for a while longer
This is good enough even though things are uncertain
It may be only a small dream of mine
But Iâll continue waiting
If we get any closer
Then I am afraid that youâd back away
And never return
Iâd rather slowly get close to you
Little by little, Iâll trickle in until I find your love
Laâ¦Laâ¦La
Itâs not time for you to know how I really feel yet
Allow me to dream and live this fantasy for a while longer
This is good enough even though things are uncertain
It may be only a small dream of mine
But Iâll continue waiting
If we get any closer
Then I am afraid that youâd back away
And never return
Oh, youâd go away and never return
Iâm not ready to get too close just yetâ
Eh?!
I mean, I do like the band Friday. (I dream about having a smooth and dreamy singing voice like pâBoy Thrai.)
Butâ¦
Why is Earn staring at me while he is singing? Iâm getting so embarrassed that I need the avert his gaze!
It seems like Iâm not only one who notices this either.
âHoly shit, Earn! Youâre flirting with our boss by singing a love song in front of all these crowds?!â There he goes again. Om yells loudly once the song is finished. -_-â Asshole, this is so humiliating! Couldnât you have waited until everyone had left before you make such a fuss?! Iâm so embarrassed!
I faceplam myself while peeking at Earn, who is still standing there with a smile, accepting Omâs teases. What?! You too! Denying it wonât let anybody! Iâd be totally thankful! Donât just stand there and willingly be Omâs target!
Since Earn isnât saying anything, Omâs mouth decides to work overtime. âItâs too bad though, Earn! My bossâ real guy is already heading your way! Phun is so gonna kick your ass.â Bastard! Youâre dragging more people into this?! However, Om is right. I watch as Phun walks up behind Earn, but thereâs a logical reason to this. His band is number 16 and is supposed to be playing after Earnâs band so theyâre just setting everything up. I look at Phun, who has a smirk on his face, but he is not saying anything. He passes Earn to grab the guitar and gets into his position.
Smack!
âYou really need to watch it, donât just run your mouth off like that. Donât you see that Phun brought his girlfriend to watch him?!â Thank you, pâDew! You tell him. I turn to laugh when pâDew shuts Omâs shitty mouth up by hitting his head with the coffee cup. Om is now pathetically licking his own wounds by rubbing the spot where he was hit.
âSorry! I forgot.â Everyone breaks into a laughter once more while Om apologizes to Phun with a wai. The student council secretary quickly accepts Omâs apology before waving him off, letting him that he didnât mind. Although, Phunâs no longer looking my way.
âShit, now how am I supposed to judge this band? If I donât let them through, I might get kicked out of the school or theyâll definitely cut our clubâs budgets next year.â Gee, werenât you apologizing to him only a second ago? Now youâre talking about them by whispering to yourself? And when Om whispers? Youâd still be able to hear him even if you stand at the schoolâs gate. Another round of laughter breaks out in the room.
This time, itâs Fiâs (the student council president and the bandâs lead singer) turn at the microphone. âI wonât give you hell if you donât let my band through. But if you get smart with me then Iâm gonna hold your 20k.â Oh, what a prick. Heâs using our clubâs weakness to threaten us. I actually cower for a moment, but Om lets out a victory chortle.
âIâm not scared! Phun already gave us the money! Hahaha!â Dumbass, why did you tell him that? -_-â
âFor real?!â It seems that Fi is unaware of what his student council member has done. He has a shocked expression on his face when Phun gives him a nod, letting him know that this is true.
Fi mutters something to himself by the microphone which everyone can hear thanks to the speakers. âGoddamn it, Phun. Youâre actually trying to get with Noh after all?â And itâs back to us again! You assholes need new materials! Look at that. Even the junior high kids and the seniors that donât even know who I am are laughing along too. Whatâs the meaning of this? Y____Y There goes my image. Everything Iâve ever built went to hell thanks to these bastards.
I flip my middle finger to those guys, not knowing which names I can call them at this point. Phun seems to be pretty relaxed about this whole thing. He checks the strings on his guitar before he turns to let the drummer (who the heck is that?) know that theyâre ready to begin.
At any rate, itâs pretty clear now that Phun is not looking at me at all.