Chapter 475: 475: Teasing

As Di Yelei combed Liu Sisi’s hair, he shared his thoughts with her.

“Actually, I owe my position as sub-captain to you. I was fortunate enough to have my little kitten by my side, which helped me secure this position.”

“Oh? What does that have to do with me?” Liu Sisi was surprised.

“It’s related, of course. Didn’t you bring that… pulley to me? I used it directly on the river bank. Unexpectedly, it was seen by the Imperial Envoy, who just happened to pass by. He mentioned it to the people around him, who then recorded it and sent down the appointment. That’s how I became the sub-captain.”

“Such a coincidence?”

Liu Sisi was pleased: “Have you met the Imperial Envoy?”

“How would I know when the Imperial Envoy passed by? That’s why I said, my little kitten is a lucky star.”

With a smug expression, Di Yelei continued, “You see, I have a great eye for talent. I immediately set my sights on my little kitten and brought her home. As a result, everything has turned out well.”

His words seemed to be praising himself, exuding a sense of triumph. If he had a wagging tail at that moment, it would have been wagging happily!

Liu Sisi glanced at Di Yelei and rolled her eyes. She couldn’t help but pinch his waist while grumbling, “What do you mean you have a good eye? Are you praising me or yourself? What if I didn’t choose you and refused to live with you?”

Di Yelei didn’t get angry when she pinched him. In fact, it didn’t hurt. Instead, it felt numb and pleasant, even sweeter than eating honey. He laughed and embraced her in his arms, giving her a heavy peck on the cheeks.

“Of course, I’m praising you! My little kitten would never choose anyone else, right? Who else treats you as well as your husband does? Tell me.”

As he spoke, he peppered her cheek with several pecks.

“Alright, enough. Are you combing my hair or just messing it up?”

Liu Sisi blocked Di Yelei’s approaching mouth and pushed him away, “Look at my hair. You’ve combed it for a whole morning and all you’ve done is made it messier.”

She tried to snatch the comb from him, but he easily evaded her attempt.

“Alright, alright! I’ll listen to my little kitten and be a serious hair-combing maid.”

Liu Sisi couldn’t hold back her laughter at his words.

True to his word, he picked up the comb and carefully combed her long hair. Just as Liu Sisi thought he wouldn’t utter any more nonsense, he leaned in and whispered into her ear, “Sisi, I’ll serve you well now so tonight, you can return the favor and serve your husband, alright?”

Liu Sisi was stunned and looked up at the bronze mirror in front of her. The stern face reflected in it made it seem like the words he had just spoken were all a figment of her imagination.

She understood the meaning behind his words, and because she understood, she felt even more embarrassed!

“Bah! You wish! Who cares about you? You never act serious. Now you’re a sub-captain, too. If you keep this up, you’ll be sleeping in the corner tonight!”

Her face flushed with embarrassment, Liu Sisi scolded him while her heart felt a strange sweetness.

“What do you mean I never do anything serious? If I sleep in the corner and catch a cold, will you be able to bear it? Who was it last night that couldn’t stop saying ‘I want more, harder, it feels so good…’ while holding me and moaning nonstop? And who had a great time, only to turn cold and indifferent as soon as they got out of bed today, treating me like a stranger?”

Liu Sisi’s face burned as if it were on fire, turning beet red!

The moment she looked up, she met his teasing gaze. She felt she wanted to crawl into a crack in the ground.

Her face was so red it looked as if she had put on rouge. She glared fiercely at Di Yelei!

Of course, all manner of words could be exchanged between husband and wife in their moments of intimacy. When one’s body reaches the peak of pleasure, who has the presence of mind to think about what they’re saying!

During times like those, many words are spoken without thought, naturally slipping out.

Di Yelei was so hateful, bringing up those words in broad daylight right to her face. How was she supposed to keep face now?

“You, you, you bastard!”

No longer able to hold back, she pinched him fiercely, truly using all her strength this time. Then, she angrily turned her face away, pouting.

Seeing the current situation, Di Yelei’s heart secretly shouted trouble!

Last night, he had been riding high on success and wasn’t careful with his words. However, he forgot that his little kitten couldn’t stand hearing this kind of talk. No wonder she was angry.

“I am a bastard! But I love how wild my little kitten is in bed. My kitten, don’t be mad! Look, you’re pouting so much that you could hang 24 oil bottles on your lips. Here, let me give you a kiss…”

“Get lost! You bastard, you did it on purpose, didn’t you?”

Liu Sisi furiously kicked him several times and glared at him intensely. She took the comb from him and turned away, combing her hair by herself.

“Good Sisi, I was wrong. I apologize, and I promise not to do it again next time.”

He leaned closer with a smile, lowering his head to check Liu Sisi’s expression.

“Hmph!”

Liu Sisi snorted heavily and turned away again, not wanting to deal with him.

“Good Sisi, my little kitten, my little treasure, my good Madam, I was really wrong! Why don’t you hit me or pinch me a few more times or twist me a few more times? I won’t ever dare to do it again.”

As he spoke, he even pulled her hand towards his waist.

Liu Sisi forcefully withdrew her hand and remained silent with a stern face.

“Good Sisi, don’t be mad, alright? If it comes to that, next time, you can be on top, and I’ll be on the bottom, okay?”

As he spoke, he anxiously held her small body and pulled her into his embrace despite her struggles.

“You’re still talking about it… you bastard!” Liu Sisi was genuinely angry!

Di Yelei wore an innocent smile, not fighting back or getting angry, just leaning in with a grin.

“Kitten, don’t be mad. I promise I won’t say anything like that again.”