Chapter 1326
Poison Genius Consort
The capital city was located in the south central regions of Cloud Realm Continent and was cool during mid-autumn, but not enough to merit a cotton jacket. Princess Yan was dressed in both that and fox furs, so itâd be strange if she didnât get heat rash!
Long Feiye was afraid of her catching a cold precisely because she dressed too thinly when she was one and caught a severe chill. That was the first time Princess Yan had eaten medicine, which was forced down her throat. She choked several times. Moreover, Fourth Miss Ren had been very prudent in prescribing the medicine, so she recovered slowly and ate medicine for a long time.
Long Feiye had almost gone mad during the days Fourth Miss Ren and Zhao mama were feeding the princess medicine. He used to stand by the side, but couldnât bear it in the end and simply waited outside the door. However, his absence precisely helped the two women pour medicine more smoothly so the princess didnât choke again.
From then on, Long Feiye was afraid of his precious daughter catching another chill and was always preoccupied with her warmth. In other words, Princess Yan had already suffered multiple bouts of heat rash. Fourth Miss Ren, Zhao mama, and a few experienced nannies all looked after her. Logically speaking, they should be able to convince Long Feiye to relax, but none of them dared to speak up.ââ
According to Fourth Miss Ren, it was normal for young children to catch colds. If they spoke too much and the princess caught something else, they wouldnât be able to afford the emperorâs censure. Those outside the palace might not know how much the emperor doted on the little princess, but they knew best as servants. Thus, Zhao mama went to seek out the empress to convince the emperor.
Her exact words were, âEsteemed Empress, His Majesty listens to you most. Please coax His Majesty. If we keep stifling the princess, sheâll definitely get heat rash.â
Han Yunxi replied, âThe emperor listens to the little princess the most. After she gets heat rash a few more times, sheâll protest on her own.â
As expected, Princess Yan protested tonight in front of Gu Beiyue! Han Yunxi knew sheâd been faking sleep on purpose when Long Feiye tickled her, so she was too lazy to care.
Hearing about heat rash made Long Feiye panic. âWhere did you get them?â
âMy stomach!â Yanâer said as she prepared to lift her clothes.
Long Feiyeâs face turned black. Although heâd told her multiple times not to lift her clothes or roll up her sleeves, Yanâer was still too young to remember. Sheâd play and either lose a shoe or pull her sleeves up high. He quickly pressed down on Yanâerâs hand and had someone summon Fourth Miss Ren.
âQin Minâs here, no need to find Fourth Miss Ren,â Han Yunxi said.
She was about to take Yanâer and apply medicine when the girl refused. âImperial mother, I have something very important to tell Doctor Gu. Even more important than heat rash.â
âThen hurry and speak. Weâll apply medicine after that,â Han Yunxi agreed.
Long Feiye was very curious, but Yanâer simply said, âDoctor Gu, convince my imperial father now. Donât let him worry Iâll catch cold all the time. Iâm not that weak! My big brother is even laughing at me.â
Yanâer reached out a hand. âDoctor Gu, why donât you take my pulse? Big sis Fourth Miss Ren says my health is very good. I wonât get sick easily.â
Just like that, Yanâer completely ignored her father while sitting in his lap to babble at Gu Beiyue nonstop. Long Feiye was just embarrassed, while Han Yunxi sat back to leisurely drink her soup. Sheâd occasionally shoot Long Feiye looks, but silently chortled in joy at his awkwardness. Yanâer, the little sprite, was truly shrewd to grab Gu Beiyue for her complaints. The latter wore a small smile as he listened intently.
Qin Min was particularly baffled. Long Feiye rarely spoke, nor was Han Yunxi a chatty person, so how did they give birth to such a garrulous girl? She was on par with the daughter of the Tang Clan. However, Princess Yanâs tender young voice was lovely to listen to. She even spoke with a lilt, like a miniature adult. Nobody would get tired of her no matter how much she talked.
As Yanâer complained, Ruiâer and Shadow had silently landed on the roof and lying head to head to peek through the cracks in the glazed tiles. Of course, Ruiâer was covering his ears. Ever since his sister had started to talk, Tang Hongdou (å红è±)[1] had ceased to be the most frightening existence in his life. His little sister took her place!
Little Shadow listened to Princess Yan without missing a word, smiling as he did.
After eavesdropping for a while, Shadow asked, âYour Highness, the princess is someone I have to protect too, right?â
Ruiâer looked up to see Shadow still sprawled on the roof and pulled his head up. âToo? Who else are you protecting?â
Shadow chuckled and replied, âYou...â
Ruiâer immediately released his head and stood up to loom over him. âYou want to protect me?â
Shadow scrambled to his feet, voice earnest. âYes! The mission of the Shadow Clan is to protect the imperial family.â
Ruiâer only snorted. âYou only know how to run away. How will you protect me?â
Shadow was completely serious. âYour Highness, I can take you with me when I run.â
Ruiâer stumbled and almost fell off the roof at his words. When he straightened up, he poked Shadowâs forehead and said, word by word, âGu Nanchen, donât tell anyone else I know you!â
And then he went back to sprawling on the roof.
Shadow only murmured, âYour Highness, everyone already knows we know each other.â
After leaving the Grand Tutorâs estate, they went straight to the palace and chased each other all afternoon. If it wasnât him chasing the crown prince, it was the crown prince running after him. They had covered the entire palace grounds. All of the servants, guards, and hidden shadow guards all knew that he was Grand Tutor Guâs son here to be His Highnessâs training partner.
His Highness had even personally told Xu Donglin in an arrogant tone, âGuard Xu, spread word that this guy will be this crown princeâs man in the future. Blocking his way is the same as blocking the crown prince.â
Ruiâer looked up and asked, âGu Nanchen, whatâs so skillful about running away?â
Shadow lay back down and replied, âYour Highness, it can save your life without hurting others. Thatâs true skill.â
âBut whatâs the use if you canât defeat your enemy?â Ruiâer asked next.
Shadow hastily added, âYou can anger them to death! Like how Your Highness chased me for an entire afternoon without being able to catch me. Werenât you very mad?â
Ruiâer banged his head against the roof tiles and didnât want to talk to Shadow anymore. This guy didnât need to run at all, his words would infuriate people enough. Shadow just grinned and continued to peek below them.
Lil Thing was curled up on the side, lazily watching them both. Like Ruiâer, it was afraid of the young princess ever since she had enough strength to hold it. His Highness Crown Prince had ceased being the most frightening existence. While the crown prince chased it and told it to transform, transform, transform, the little princess...kept a cat!
It wasnât even afraid of tigers, but deathly afraid of cats. When the princess held a cat in her hands and beckoned to it with her fingers, it kept feeling like it was a mouse. It had accompanied the gentleman throughout Cloud Realm Continent until the medical reforms were over. The gentleman had returned to Yunning but left suddenly a few days later, making it impossible to find him. The princess clung to Lil Thing and so it stayed in Yunning, later accompanying Mama Yunxiâs group back to the capital city.
Today it had finally seen the gentleman again. It planned to quietly wait until the banquet was over before sneaking back with him.
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In the pavilion, Yanâer had just finished complaining. Although Long Feiye was embarrassed, he allowed his daughter to babble. He didnât like speaking himself or noisy people, but he loved to hear his daughter talk nonstop. The awkwardness was temporary and soon replaced with a smile on his face. Long Feiye was still worried about Yanâerâs heat rash in the end, so he cut her off and said, âEnough, enough, imperial father wonât dress you so thickly in the future, all right? Hurry and apply medicine.â
âPinky promise!â Yanâer insisted.
Long Feiye stuck out his pinky without hesitation, but Yanâer said, âImperial father has to pinky promise Doctor Gu.â
Qin Min muffled her lips in time before spurting out a mouthful of soup. Long Feiyeâs expression stiffened, while Gu Beiyueâs grin had froze as well. Even Han Yunxi didnât react so much. She knew better than anyone else her daughterâs temper and thoughts.
âWhy?â Long Feiye didnât know whether to laugh or cry.
âGrown-ups are always lying when they pinky promise little kids,â Yanâer said seriously, âBut a pinky promise between grown-ups is a contract. You canât break it.â
Thinking it over, Long Feiye said, âHow about I pinky promise with your imperial mother?â
Yanâer shook her head. âMen who pinky promise women are liars too. But a pinky promise between men is a menâs pact and wonât be broken easily.â
Now Han Yunxi spat out her soup. She never expected her daughter to say such things. She was only two!
âWho taught you that?â Han Yunxi asked.
Yanâerâs face was stern. âImperial mother, I canât betray Master.â
Han Yunxi wanted to prove, but Yanâer started pushing her father. âImperial father, I knew you were a liar.â
Long Feiye was left helpless! He looked at Gu Beiyue, who also shook his head helplessly. In the end, Gu Beiyue stuck out his pinky first and Long Feyie followed before the two touched ands and immediately let go. Yanâer was wholly satisfied. Before her mother could carry her, she had already slipped out of her fatherâs arms and ran into the rooms.
Iâm itchy to death! By the time Han Yunxi and Qin Min caught up and saw the scene, they both burst out laughing. Yanâer was leaning against a pillar and grinding hard. Han Yunxi carried her to the bed and lifted her clothes to see a cluster of red heat rash on her back.
Qin Min looked and said, âEsteemed Empress, itâs not serious. Is the medicine she usually uses still here?â
Zhao mama had long returned with the salve. Everyone with experience knew this wasnât a big deal, itâs just Long Feiye who was overreacting to call for a doctor. Han Yunxi called Qin Min here so Long Feiye could be at ease too.
Qin Min sniffed the medicine and said, âEsteemed Empress, this is tea oil, right?â
âYes, it was given by Fourth Miss Ren before,â Han Yunxi replied.
1. åçº¢è± â Full name of Tang Li and Ning Jingâs daughter. Literally translates to Tang Red Beanâyes, they named her after the red bean soup Tang Li makes for Ning Jing all the time!