Chapter 1
I Became A Part Time Employee For Gods
I Became A Part Time Employee For Gods Chapter 1
Prologue
[Part-time worker.]
The definition of this word listed in the Korean dictionary is as follows.
[noun] A person who works outside of his/her main job to earn money.
I am very bothered by that interpretation.
Anything other than your main job?
So who makes part-time work their main job?
ââ¦.â
Although he didnât say anything specifically, it somehow seems like heâs saying that you shouldnât make your part-time job your job.
Korean dictionary.
This bastard made entirely of type with no empathy.
Is there anyone in the world who only wants to work part-time? Theyâre doing it all for his money.
Yes, so do Iâ¦
âWhoa, damn the world.â
A loser who has been a failure in his part-time job for 10,000 yearsâ¦
A lot of negative words referring to me.
But they didnât last long. A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity that everyone comes to at least once.
âunder?â
Because that opportunity came to me too.
ââ¦Is this true?â
[6th Ragnarok. Recruiting otherworldly mercenaries! Promise of the best treatment in the industry!]
Employer: Odin
Power: 1,000,000 or more
Experience: Preference given to those with multiple war experiences
Job description: War of the Gods
Working hours: Time negotiated
Salary: 1,000,000 Odin Weapon (Myth) Armor (Myth) Helmet (Myth) Power (Myth)â¦(omitted below)
A word from the CEO: Long live Asgard!!!
One day,
there was a status window in front of me.
No, the âpart-time job windowâ started to appear.
A slightly special part-time jobâ¦.
#1. Became a part-time worker for Thor (1)
âDo you have any experience helping others?â
The interviewer asked without even looking at me.
The atmosphere is stiff.
But I wasnât nervous at all.
Because I have already studied all 300 expected questions for this company.
In addition, he has a high level of education and high qualifications that everyone recognizes, as well as spectacular extracurricular activities.
There is nothing to complain about, so who are they going to vote for if not me?
I started answering vigorously.
âyes. When I went on a volunteer trip to Africa last year, I volunteered to purify the drinking water there. Through that activity, Iâ¦â
It was rewarding.
No matter how much the world had changed, African children were still suffering from poverty and disease, and as hundreds of deformed dungeons appeared one after another on the African continent, nearby rivers all dried up.
The worst drinking water crisis in African history.
Going there as a volunteer representing each country was definitely a rare piece of luck and a valuable experience that helped me gain a lot of enlightenment.
Butâ¦
I guess the interviewer was curious about something else.
âHow did you purify the drinking water? âIt says âno talentâ on my resume.â
It was an expressionless, boring face that showed no interest whatsoever.
âThat face againâ¦â
My body stiffened without me knowing.
The confidence that had been welling up slowly dissipated.
ââ¦.â
I will slightly edit the information about myself mentioned above.
Oh, I didnât lie.
I graduated from one of the most prestigious universities in Seoul, had the best GPA, and received a scholarship for all four years.
It is true that my professors, classmates, and most people liked me, and my entire family was filled with various awards and certifications, not only from school, but also from outside and overseas.
But again, I will be rejected in the final interview.
Because Iâ¦.
âMr. Yu Dam-deok? âI asked how you purified drinking water.â
I came to my senses at the interviewerâs urging.
Know.
What does that question mean?
âyes. That was a special purification device prepared by the governmentâ¦.â
âThen it was done by a machine, not Mr. Damdeok Yoo.â
Blatant disregard.
The fever slowly spread.
Is it really that important how you purify it?
Anyway, isnât it okay to help people? I wanted to ask back, but I held back.
Instead, he gave standard answers.
âyes. Of course, strictly speaking, but looking at the children drinking the clean water to their heartâs contentâ¦â
âAh. Thatâs it. âLetâs ask the next question.â
In the end, I had to keep my mouth shut.
The interviewers were tapping and chatting among themselves.
âWhy are you asking such a thing? âIt says here that you have no talent~â
âI asked just in case. âYour talent may have blossomed before the interview.â
âThis man. No talent is a phenomenon that lasts almost a lifetime. âItâs completely useless.â
Once again, something hot rose up inside me.
âThat damn talent.â
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There is only one world. Moved by âtalentâ.
Talent.
A superpower that 99.9% of humanity has from birth.
Since the creation of dungeons, this has become a natural phenomenon.
The world has long since entered the era of superhumans.
A power stronger than ever before.
Infinite resources sleeping within the dungeon.
It is the best environment where all human violence can be resolved.
Dungeon.
Since the advent of dungeons, the development of civilization has achieved changes at a faster rate than any other development that has occurred so far.
Perhaps because of this, some were even saying that the existence of dungeons was not a disaster but a blessing for humanity.
âBlessings are shit.â
99.9 percent were blessed.
But what about the remaining 0.1 percent?
I am a member of the old generation who did not join the ranks of superhumans.
In other words, they were the 0.1% untalented who did not receive the blessing.
From birth.
âha. Because there are so many useless applicants, I am getting late from workâ¦â
âOh, they donât even let me filter out the documents because of that damn anti-discrimination policy or somethingâ¦â
My fists clenched as I heard the interviewers who were still muttering.
The words came out sooner than I thought.
ââ¦Are you discriminating against the non-talented now?â
A person lacks the normal superpowers that they should naturally have from birth.
There were no physical or mental problems, but the difference in ability compared to ordinary people with talent was enormous.
Although the country defines the non-talented as socially underprivileged and prohibits discriminationâ¦
As you can see, itâs useless.
The employment quota system for the socially disadvantaged is still being discussed for a long time.
The atmosphere in the interview room suddenly became cold.
âNo, itâs discrimination. âWhat are you saying?â
âHuh. âWhat this guy is talking aboutâ¦â
As the older interviewers expressed their disapproval, the youngest interviewer among them shuffled through the documents and cleared his throat.
âAh, managers. âI will speak well.â
He shrugged his shoulders and spoke in an arrogant manner.
âHmm. Iâll be honest with you. Damdeok Yooâs educational background, experience in various overseas volunteer activities, language skills, and various national technical certifications. ah? Are there different types of licenses, including large and special licenses? Yes, all of these points are great. But just one thing. âThere are some things that donât fit our company.â
The force of a successful office worker.
He said with a forced smile.
âMr. Damdeok, you donât have any talent. Talent. This is not discrimination, it is called fact. The company has the right to hire the talent it needs. Mr. Damdeok is just not that talented person. This isnât discrimination, itâs a difference. this.â
The two interviewers next to me nodded their heads in satisfaction, and he looked at me with an expression that seemed flattering and asked if I understood.
I smiled and responded.
âWho said what?â
ââ¦I beg your pardon?â
âRecruit the talent your company needs. Who says what? What I said was that you should apologize for your comments that discriminate against non-talented people. âDonât you understand?â
They seemed perplexed.
okay. There would never have been a person like this in an interview room.
But you guys started it first.
It says on my resume that I have no talent, but I ask about my talent and ignore it. What else? No talent is useless�
Isnât this discrimination, not even subtly but blatantly?
âHey. Mr. Yu Dam-deok. Why do you keep speaking so aggressivelyâ¦â
âOkay, so please at least apologize. âAll three of you.â
Iâm not going to pass anyway, so Iâll have to apologize properly.
âHuh~â
âThatâs rightâ¦.â
âHey, Mr. Yu Dam-deok! If you have no talent, you can just hire a non-talented person part-time! âWhy do you come to a good company and end up doing bad things?â
The young interviewer screamed.
Without hesitation, I took out the pen I had kept in my breast pocket.
âEverything youâve said so far. Itâs recorded here.â
I didnât prepare in advance because I knew something like this would happen, but since I was treated so discriminately at the interview site, it was something I carried around for self-defense.
Itâs my first time actually taking it out like this⦠but
the three peopleâs faces turned pale when they saw the recording pen.
why?
You said it wasnât discrimination earlier?
âYou said you wouldnât apologize, so Iâll file a complaint with the Human Rights Commission and check whether itâs discrimination or not.â
I just stood up.
The interviewers rushed out and caught him.
âOh no, why is this person like this?â
âhey. Letâs calm down firstâ¦â
âIf you donât let this go, I will file additional charges for using tangible force against an incompetent person.â
Only then did the clinging hands fall away in surprise.
âI apologize. I apologize.â
âThatâs right. We were wrong. âI didnât mean to.â
Since I have clear evidence in my hands, the Human Rights Commission will have no choice but to conduct a fact-finding investigation. In the end, even if itâs not a prison sentence, youâll have to pay a fineâ¦
If youâre unlucky, you might even get a little human rights news.
Companies make a living off of their image, so do interviewers have to do things like that?
I shook off the collar of my suit.
âItâs already too late. I was offended in every way possible. âYou should have apologized when you wanted to.â
I left the dumbfounded people behind and left the interview room that way.
* * *
âI have no talent. âIs there no Gao?â
I glanced at my smartphone.
A message just came.
[2030/05/26 17:30 PM Damdeok Yooâs petition has been received.]
âUgh~ How long will this have to be like this?â¦â
Itâs been 27 years since I lived as a talentless person in Korea.
Although I have proudly faced numerous discriminations, it was inevitable that I would become more tired as time went by.
âHehe~ Letâs cheer up. âEven if you donât have any talent, you can eat well and live well.â
Nothing like cancer.
Isnât there a great economic activity called âpart-time workâ for me?
A savior-like being who can make a living without having to get a job.
part time job.
Part-time job for short!
âhaha. Yes, it is a very nice world!â
The moment I burst out laughing and took a big step,
it started to hit me!
I felt a soft texture under my new shoes.
âUgh! poop?!â
A thick layer of brown poop on the soles of shoes.
âI bought it at a high price at Second Hand Worldâ¦â
I couldnât help but rub it on the dirt floor of a nearby park for a while.
By the time the bad smell faded away.
Sigh!
A sudden splash of water.
âOh my! Why is this person in the flower bed?!â
The park manager looked at me with an absurd expression.
Hose in hand.
I guess he was just about to water the flower bed.
Water dripping from the head.
It was very wet.
ââ¦haha. âIs today the day?â
What day is it?
Unlucky day with scabies!
I failed the final interview, stepped on dog poop on the street, and even fell into the water at the park!
On days like these, itâs best to stay stuck at home, regardless of your part-time job.
âha ha ha. âLetâs go home.â
Damdeok smiled bitterly and walked away without saying a word.
* * *
âUgh! The smellâ¦â
As soon as I entered the house, the smell of ammonia hit my nose.
âNo way again?! You drunkards! âWhy do you keep peeing here!!!â
Semi-basement in an alley lined with bars.
Thanks to this, people who were addicted to alcohol kept urinating on the windows.
Unfortunately, I couldnât close the window today because I was in a hurryâ¦
âWoo! âWhat on earth did you eat?â
As soon as I came in and sat down, wiping off someone elseâs urine, something struck me that made me cry.
ââ¦Nothing really happened today.â
A text message that rings with good timing.
Jiiiing!
[You donât have to worry too much about your sonâs hospital bills. As long as I repay the money my uncle borrowedâ¦]
Wow! My expression was crumpled.
âMom, itâs been a long time since I took that bastard overseasâ¦â
Ugh. I ground my teeth.
A new type of cancer that developed with the creation of dungeons.
Like a typical Shinpa drama, the mother, against the slim odds, contracted dungeon cancer and is now unable to survive unless she is in the hospital.
Hospital expenses are like pouring water into a bottomless pot.
My father died in an accident while driving a bus with Class E driving skills, and in the meantime, my uncle took away all of my motherâs savings.
All thatâs left is hundreds of millions of dollars in debt and hospital bills.
âunder. Reallyâ¦â
I eventually went outside and smoked a cigarette.
I felt like my heart would explode if I didnât do something.
Chick chuk chuk!
Just as youâre about to light it,
shoot!
A sudden shower of rain.
The stiff cigarette became completely wet in an instant.
ââ¦.â
At this point, wouldnât the entire world be rejecting me?
Something hot surged up from below.
In the end, I screamed at the sky.
If youâre going to be like this, why did you make me?
If there is a God, you really are an asshole!
Shoot!!
I couldnât tell if it was rainwater or tears, running down my cheeks.
âHehehehe⦠If you made a fucking thing, shouldnât you be responsibleâ¦â
Rumble! With a sound, blue lightning flashes from between the dark clouds.
The sky was becoming increasingly bloody.
It seemed like he was just saying, âShut up and live!â, so I started to get angry.
I raised my head towards the sky again.
âI donât want to live like this!! âSomeone should take responsibility, you bastards!!!â
It was that moment.
Rumblingâ¦.
flashing between the clouds! I thought lightning was going to hit me, but then,
wow!!
âUghâ¦!â
A dizzying shock was felt throughout my body.
The stiff body tilted and then cooed! My vision went dark along with the sound.
How long has it been?
Little by little, I regained consciousness as the rain hit my face.
âAm I alive?â
I opened my eyes carefully.
And the sight before your eyes.
My mouth couldnât help but open on its own. Because a bluish window appeared before my eyes.
ââ¦whatâs this?â
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