CH 157
The Return of The Lord God
The youth in the mirror had curly flaxen hair, which had previously been tangled in knots at the back because he was too dirty and didnât cut his hair.
Bai Lixin had washed this body to the point that the skin was peeling off. There had been a bit of mud, dirt, and grease on his bdy and whatnot.
His curly hair was still long because he hadnât been careful when he had pulled the knots out.
Seeing this, Ghar asked, âMaster, would you like a haircut?â
Bai Lixin nodded, âYes, please.â
Ah, it was so good to have such an understanding robot. Bai Lixin felt like he was living a life of clothes and food at the moment.
Ghar, the all-rounder, held a pair of scissors and a comb in each hand and styled Bai Lixinâs hair.
The droid reflected in the mirror gazed down at Bai Lixinâs hair with serious eyes, straightening his back and trimming the hair meticulously.
Bai Lixin almost fell to the ground in comfort as Gharâs hands plunged gently into his hair, occasionally massaging his scalp in the process.
In just a few strokes, the hair was trimmed.
Bai Lixin nodded with a satisfied glance at himself in the mirror and smiled, âThank you, letâs go out.â
Outside, there was a wail that belonged to Graversonâs gruff voice.
Gharâs fingers had flown at an unrecognisable speed, and in a matter of minutes, an exquisite shirt was ready.
Graverson looked at the gentlemanly Gahr and then at the dull, stupid robot beside him and asked pessimistically, âDo you know how to make clothes?â
âYes, Master.â
âHuh? You know how to make clothes? â Graverson hadnât expected Rubbish to actually know how to make clothes, âThen you can make me one too.â
Rubbish nodded, âNo problem, Master.â
There was a half-hour gap between when Rubbish had agreed to make the clothes and when they were made.
When Rubbish brought the mysterious clothes over, Graversonâs whole mood went south.
It was a large, one-piece nurseâs outfit!
And it was a bright pink at that!
Graverson wailed, âGeez, I told you to make a tuxedo or something manly. What are you doing making a nurseâs uniform?â
Looking a little aggrieved, Rubbish clutched the large nurseâs uniform in its arms and whispered, âIâm sorry, Master. In addition to nurse outfits, my memory chip has data on how to make hollowed outfits, bondage outfits, tight leather outfits, catgirl outfits, bunny girls, underwear, and lingerie. Which one do you need specifically? â
Graverson: ââ¦â¦â
Graverson rubbed his face helplessly and asked, âAnd this was implanted in you by the son of your former master?â
âYes, Master.â
**! @#$%!!!
Iâm going to find the boy and rip him to pieces!
When Bai Lixin came out, he saw a large pink nurseâs uniform in Rubbishâs arms and couldnât hold it in any longer.
He laughed so hard that he couldnât stand up straight and was lucky to have Ghar hold him up so he didnât roll to the ground, âEmma, Iâve never laughed so hard.â
Rubbish looked in Bai Lixinâs direction and realised that he was slightly different from the image he had stored in his memory. He asked in confusion, âExcuse me, are you, Mr. Bai Lixin?â
Bai Lixin wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and nodded in response, âYes, I am Bai Lixin.â
âMr. Bai Lixin, you are a different person than you were before the bath. Let me refresh Mr. Bai Lixinâs appearance.â
A faint blue light emitted from Rubbishâs eyes, scanning Bai Lixin up and down for a few seconds before retracting, âStorage complete, two of Mr. Bai Lixinâs physical characteristics have been recorded.â
The sound of Bai Lixinâs laughter had originally aroused Graversonâs anger, and he was about to break into a cussing fit when he took a glimpse of Bai Lixinâs features and stopped short.
Graverson stared at Bai Lixin with wide eyes, and his anger subsided.
Who was this nobleman? Was it that wretched brat Bai Lixin? How could such a cute young man be that evil fellow?
The others also stared at Bai Lixin. It wasnât so much that they were attracted to him, but the contrast between his true persona was too great. So great that his post-bath appearance made them feel that their worldviews had collapsed.
Underneath all that grubbiness and filth was such an angelic face.
Graverson finally withdrew his gaze and sneered, âSo itâs a little white face.â
Bai Lixin didnât say anything, but his eyes flickered to the nurseâs uniform, a hint of pity and sarcasm in his eyes.
The meaning was as if to say, âArenât you a female fetishist?â
The old red-nosed dwarf came out of the production room next door, and his eyes almost popped out when he saw Bai Lixin: âWonderful, wonderful! People indeed depend on their clothes. The young masterâs attire fits his temperament perfectly. â
Bai Lixin smiled and asked the old red-nosed dwarf, âMay I ask the way to the Helium from here?â
âHelium?â The old red-nosed dwarf frowned, âThere used to be a monthly ship to and from Helium, but since the robot riots on Helium, the last ship that went there was detained by the robot army. Those people have not yet come back, so their lives or deaths are unknown. No ship has travelled to Helium since then. â
Bai Lixin nodded, âSo if I were to buy a craft with an excellent flight system, approximately how many interstellar coins would it cost?â
The old red-nosed dwarf gestured, âIt would cost about 100,000 interstellar coins. Plenty of energy reserves and a long flight distance to send you back and forth between any planets in this galaxy. â
âOkay, I got it, thanks.â
âHey old chap, I saw a nice sensor in your place last time. Didnât you say you would keep it for me at that time? Now that Iâve got the money, why donât you give it to me? â Graverson approached with his bag of money, his beard twitching as he spoke.
âOh, that thing, I kept it for you. Let me see where I put it. â The old dwarf bent down and rummaged through the room, which was piled high with boxes, and finally, in the corner, he found the sensor, which was already covered in dust, âIâve had a good Harvey today, so Iâll give you this sensor for free. Take it, Graverson. â
Graverson took the sensor with a grin. This guy asked for 50 interstellar coins last time, but this time he gave it for free. It looks like that red stone would make the little old dwarf a serious profit. âWhat is that good stuff you were tinkering with within the manufacturing room, old chap?â
âHahahaha,â the old red-nosed dwarf chuckled, âI suddenly remembered that you havenât told me about your racy experiences.â
âCome, come, letâs talk about it in detail to the side. These things are not suitable for young children.â Graverson said and gave Bai Lixin a withering glance.
Bai Lixin shrugged, âYou guys talk to yourselves. Ghar, letâs go to the black market for a stroll. Rubbish, do you want to join us?â
Rubbish blinked as he asked Graverson, âMaster, may I wander around the Black Market?â
Graverson was in the middle of a conversation with the old red-nosed dwarf when he waved his hand impatiently, âGo, go, just make sure to come back.â
âYes master, Iâll be back!â
With that, one man and two droids bowed out the door, Bai Lixin making no effort not to laugh at Ghar once more.
The black market was not far from the old manâs home, so they chose not to take transport but to go on foot.
As they walked, Rubbish suddenly asked, âLord Bai Lixin, why did master say his injury was caused by women when it was caused by the Ghar droid? Is he hallucinating? Is my master ill? Does he need to be rescued? â
Bai Lixin smiled and shook his head. He was currently sitting in Gharâs arms, his head almost level with Gharâs. He reached out to rub Rubbishâs head and said, âYour master is only upholding the dignity of a man.â
âSo a manâs dignity can be enhanced with sexual fantasies?â Rubbish seemed to understand. â I still have 100 TB of adult movies plus 10 G of seed resources stored in my memory chip. Should I play them to my master more often for his dignity? â
Bai Lixin: âEr⦠You probably shouldnât. I think your master will send you to the garbage recycling plant if you play them for him. â
âYes, Lord Bai Lixin.â Rubbish nodded, âBy the way, Lord Bai Lixin, do you have the dignity of a man? Do you need to watch these adult films? I can send them to Ghar and he will play them for you. â
Bai Lixin gulped for some reason, and he smiled awkwardly, âUh, well, youâd better not damage my Ghar.â
As they walked and talked, Bai Lixin and his group reentered the entrance to the black market.
He jumped straight out of Gharâs arms on seeing the crowded place.
Ghar led the way, while Bai Lixin and Rubbish followed. When they arrived at a clothing store, Bai Lixin suddenly stopped, âWait a minute, Ghar.â
Ghar stopped in his tracks and turned to look at Bai Lixin with an expressionless face.
Bai Lixin surveyed his size before reaching out and pointing a finger at a garment, addressing the long-eared, blue-skinned proprietor of the stall, âCan I take a look at that outfit?â
It was a silver-grey trench coat and silver-grey suit trousers made of metal-like fibre material. It was without a single crease, and an extremely pale white light reflected off the surface as it shifted.
Holding the clothes over to Galeâs body, Bai Lixin nodded in satisfaction and turned his head towards the seller.
âWrap it up, how much is it?â
âOh, my dear young master, this outfit costs 70-star coins. Look at the material it is made of; this is the best metal-like fibre in all of the stars. I am not deceiving you, this is the lowest price. It is sold at 120-star coins elsewhere. â
Bai Lixin nodded and pulled out seven silver coins from the money pouch Ghar had been holding, âHere you go, thanks.â