BCJ 30 • naked
Babysitting the Campus Jerk (On Hiatus)
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Pete huffed as he successfully dragged Kao to the room where he was staying.
He grimaced as he smelled the piss on his own clothes, an aftermath of Kao's spraying activity earlier.
"Come on, Kao. Let's get you dressed," he groaned as he helped Kao to sit on the bed so he could change his clothes.
But before he could remove Kao's shirt, he felt a smack on the side of his head.
"Phervhert," Kao grumbled before pushing him away.
He sighed and forced himself to understand the situation Kao was in. Given that he was the one who was in the logical state of mind, though he was about to lose it any moment, he was the one with the responsibility to understand.
He massaged his temple as Kao removed his own shirt and pants. He was somehow relieved that Kao was still cooperative despite how drunk he was.
But that relief was replaced with panic as Kao removed the last piece of clothing remaining on his body.
"Kao! What are you doing?" he asked as he tried not to look at "it" as his breaths were starting to get heavy.
"Mhy clothes arhe whet," Kao grinned before grabbing Pete's shirt.
"Wh-what are you doing, Kao?" Pete trembled as Kao's hands started getting inside his shirt.
But Kao just giggled.
The next thing he knew, Kao was already removing his clothes as well and he could not even complain as Kao would start crying if he refused to do what he wanted.
"Kao, let's get you some clothes, okay? You can't sleep in this state or you will catch a cold," he tried to explain, his breaths even becoming more labored.
Him being stark naked with Kao in an enclosed space was not something he had planned that day.
"Kao, put this shirt on first."
"No! It's too hhoott," Kao exclaimed as he whisked Pete's hand away from him before sitting on the bed.
Pete sighed. He decided to just give up and let Kao sleep in his birthday suit.
"Oh!" Kao exclaimed all of a sudden. "Yhou have a thail? Why do yhou have a thail?"
Pete's face become as red as it could be as Kao grabbed his member and ogled at it liked it was some piece of art mounted on the wall of a museum.
"Dho humansh have thails? Oh mhy ghooodness, yhou arhe curshed! We have to rhemove thiss!!" Kao gasped before tugging it as hard as he could.
"Jameson Kao!!!!!" Pete screamed for the second time that night.
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Kao could feel his head throbbing the moment he opened his eyes. The last thing he remembered was coming over at Kavine's unit for some advice. He didn't even remember going home as he could see that he was back to his room at Pete's house.
He massaged his temple hoping that it would ease the pain but failed.
The sunlight peeking through the windows was making his headache worse so he closed his eyes again. He was about to pull the covers over his head when he noticed something move beside him, or was it someone?
"I already called the office and your school director that we're staying in today. Go back to sleep."
He just nodded and adjusted himself in the bed, "Okay."
But the moment realization hit him, he immediately rolled off the bed and stared at the man peacefully sleeping in the bed.
"What the fuck are you doing in my room, you asshole??"
But Pete just opened an eye and looked at him for a second. "You're cursing again. It's still early , Kao."
Kao nervously examined himself and almost lost his mind upon discovering that he was no longer wearing anything. He was in his naked glory beside Pete who was equally stark naked as he was.
He immediately pulled the covers to himself, leaving Pete with nothing on.
"What the fuck did you do to me, Ezekeil Pete?! I am gonna fucking kill you, you son of a bitch! You took advantage of me in my weakest state and you have the audacity to sleep beside me?! How dare you!" he raged as he continuously hit Pete's face with the pillow.
Pete didn't even bother complaining though Kao was sure his hits hurt.
"Come on, Kao. Go back to sleep. I barely had enough one from all your tossing and turning from last night."
Seeing how Pete was so nonchalant about the situation, he was even more enraged.
So, despite the pain he was feeling in his head, he straddled Pete and clasped his hands tightly around his neck.
"Get up, you fucking pervert or I will kill you with my bare hands!"
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Kao wished the ground would just open and eat him alive as he sat across Pete at the dining table. He didn't want to believe what Pete told him but the surveillance camera in the living room was not something Pete could fabricate.
It was a good thing what happened in the bedroom was not caught on camera or he would definitely go hiding for the rest of his life.
"Come on, Kao. It was just the two of us. There's nothing to be ashamed of. And besides, I've seen that before. I could not just believe you mistook mine for a tail. It still feels sore from you trying to detach it."
He could feel his face reddening as Pete threw him a naughty stare.
Not that he was ashamed about flashing Pete, but the fact that he pissed all over his bed last night and him grabbing Pete's made him wanna disappear from the face of the earth.
"Are you perhaps allergic to peas? You're getting red," Pete commented.
He knew Pete was teasing him because out of all the veggies he could have cooked that day, he chose peas.
"Just shut up, Pete. I'll have your bed cleaned today."
"I already sent it to the cleaning service so don't worry about it. For the meantime, I'll be sleeping in your room."
"Okay."
Then he paused.
"Wait, say that again?*
"Say again what?"
"You'll be sleeping where?"
"In your room."
"But why?!"
"You pissed on my bed, remember?"
"Your house is too big, Pete. Don't tell me you don't have any other bedrooms?"
"Yes, I do. But all the other guestrooms are not yet fully furnished."
"You can sleep beside Peter, then!"
"Do you think he'll allow that?"
"But why wouâ"
"No more buts, Kao. The cleaning service said it would take a month for the bed to be cleaned."
"That long?! Just go buy a new bed then!"
"I don't want to waste money, Kao."
"But why would the cleaning take that long?!"
"How would I know?"
"Goodness, Pete! I know you did something!"
Pete just shrugged but Kao caught a glance of the smile he tried to hide.
"When they asked when I want it back, I said they could return it in a month."
"Geez, Pete, I'll buy you a new bed!"
"It was imported from Italy and it was customized so you cannot buy it here."
"Goodness, what kind of bed are you sleeping on then?"
"Well, Mister, you have no choice. That's your consequence for getting drunk without me knowing," Pete's face was stoic but Kao was sure he was laughing from within. "And for trying to remove my buddy down here. Do you perhaps want to keep it with you?"
"Fuck you, Pete."
"When the time is right, Kao."
His face grew even redder as Pete said that. He tried to think of a comeback but failed.
"Ugh! I so hate you Ezekeil Pete!"
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