Rage Before Beauty
The Potato and the Prince
The days before the Gala technically measured out 48 hours, but they could have been ten-hundred for what they felt like.
Vilâs demands had gotten stricter:
âGo get the garment bag on the other side of the studio campus in less than six minutes, Potato.â
âOrder a catered lunch for sixty people to get here in less than an hour, Potato.â
âContact this director who hasnât been heard from in months, Potato.â
âFill this bathtub with lotion, Potato.â
And so on.
In the meantime, Neige was coming up with increasingly âcreativeâ ways to distract her from her increasingly taxing job.
It had started with âharmless,â things. Flowers addressed to her left in Vilâs dressing roomâwhich, while nearly as dangerous as a landmine, were only problematic if Vil discovered them first. Yuu dropped more flowers down the laundry chutes than clothing, and was fortunately never caught.
So he switched to more overt messages.
Tabloids online started reporting that he was naming stars after herâalthough she didnât know how he was doing that without a nameâ¦and she didnât WANT to know.
Then, every time she arrived to work, a flock of doves would be released at the entrance. She seriously considered sneaking in the skylight the second time this happened.
There was a life-sized chocolate sculpture of her in the foyer FIVE MINUTES before Vil arrived, weighing more than she did. She didnât get rid of that one, but she did cover itâ¦and arranged for security to feed it to the next set of angry/weeping fans.
The worst of them all, however, occurred when Vil was in the middle of his keynote address the DAY OF the ACTUAL GALA.
The crowds had been behaving that day. Attendees of the outdoor conference had dressed nicely. Well-to-doâs were scattered throughout the minimal organized seating. Even the paparazzi was on its Sunday Best.
Vil had almost finished speaking, when, at a somber moment of his speech, the crowd began to buzz with giggles, pointing, and muttering. It got so distracting that even master-of-situation-Vil-Schoenheit had to admit that it was a lost cause, and when he (and Yuu) turned around to look at what everyone was pointing at, the disgust and shock she saw on his expression (though he controlled it far quicker) was the same as her own.
There was a skywriter in the clear blue day above them, trailing his message:
âWILL THE GIRL WHO SAVED ME PLEASE GO ON A DATE WITH ME ð â NEIGEâ
âIâmâ¦.Iâm going to kill him,â she heard Vil mutter. âAll these years, and he hasnât learned a damned thingâ¦â
Suddenly, she knew it didnât matter if sheâd been helpful to Vil, personally, this week. There was no way any promoted event that Vil did was going to get more online attention than THIS. Cancel the Gala. Cancel Christmas. This was it.
Yuu pulled out her phone at the same time as Vil did to call the car. She didnât HAVE to be an international superstar to know that things were about to get ugly.
As expected⦠that was exactly how things gotâ¦.when the eyes on the sky finally turned down and focused on HER.
âOMG thatâs her! Thatâs the kiss Girl!!â
âYou sure itâs her? Thereâs no way Neige fell for her.â
âSheâs hideous!â
âShe looks like she hasnât slept in a week.â
âCanât believe he put his mouth on that.â
Yuu pulled up her hood, and hoped that Vil would get the clue that she needed to not be seen with him in order to survive.
âIâm a barista. Iâm late for my shift. I donât even have a mouth.â
The crowd surged forward as the skywriterâs final heart puff drifted lazily across the blue, drawing their eyes skyward againâbut not before several of them had already raised their phonesâand some of them were pointed at her.
She ran. Slipping into the shade of a pillar, Yuu ducked under a red rope, and moved fastâhood up, head down, shoulders hunched. She could feel the laughter rippling behind her like static electricity, like if she didnât get away quick enough, it would leap onto her skin and stay there forever.
She texted her own car service in shaky hands, thumbs flubbing the word help three times. The moment she hit send, someone behind her gasped, and she broke into a half-jog toward the street. A cab was rolling by. Thank god.
She flung herself forward, slapped the door, and barked, âTake me to Night Raven Collge!â
The driver blinked. âUh⦠that a restaurant?â
âItâs a college.â
âCopy that.â
As the cab pulled away, she risked a glance back through the window. The crowd had turned back to Vil, who stood statuesque in the sun, arms crossed, sunglasses on now like a visor pulled down to hide any trace of reaction. He looked every inch the professional, the star, the calm in the storm. No one wouldâve guessed he had muttered death threats under his breath just minutes ago.
The cab rattled over a pothole, jerking her out of her thousand-yard stare.
Yuu gripped her phone, thumb hovering, then finally typedâno finesse, no punctuation.
âWas only making things worse. Donât get mauled. Went back to Rmshkl.â She hit send before she could back out.
The driver glanced at her in the mirror. âBad breakup?â
âIâ¦I wish,â she muttered, pulling her hood tighter.
By the time they rattled up the gravel path toward Ramshackle Dorm, her feet itched to touch solid ground again. She flung some crumpled bills at the driver, half-apologized for the emotional turbulence, and shouldered her bag up the cracked steps and turned the doorknob out of desperate habit.
Why was the door unlocked?
Her spine stiffened.
She opened it slowlyâalthough there was really no reason to be so suspicions.
âGrim?â she called out. âGrim, you forgot to lock up! Roger?â
âWelcome home, welcome home, young mistress!â Rogerâs familiar ghostly bellow echoed through her ears, accompanied with the scent of burnt chamomile.
He was branching out.
âSo glad you arrived early!â Roger was bustling. âI let your guest in only a few minutes ago.â
She took off Vilâs hoodie. It was probably a dry-clean-only with extra conditioner, and returning itâ¦was going to be a pain. Through her frustration, however, Rogerâs words finally registered.
âRoger, did you say âguest?ââ
âYes, miss!â he replied as cheerfully as one who was dead could do. âMost charming guest!â
There werenât many âguests,â at NRC that Roger would describe as âcharmingâ¦â
So when she walked into her own sitting room expecting someone like Epel, or Cater, or evenâif the Powers That Be had finally decided to smile down on herâRook.
However, it was none of those. This was worse. So much worse.
âSurprise!â Neige chirped from the living room, perched on her dusty couch like he lived there, framed by a garland of wildflowers that had been strung across the broken ceiling light.
He was holding a tray of fresh cookies. From scratch. Probably with endangered saffron and unicorn milk or whatever fairytale ingredients lived in his kitchen.
âI wanted to apologize in person!â he said, beaming like a child on a cereal box. âI didnât know if youâd be checking your messages, and I didnât want to miss you again, so I asked around and someone said you lived here andâwow! Itâs soâ¦vintage!â
Sheâd died. The crowd had gotten her, eaten her alive, and now she was dead.
Entirely oblivious to her discomfort, Neige pulled out a guitar that heâd brought and started to sing.
And, well⦠he was good. Very good. Perhaps if she hadnât just been nearly mauled, and beaten within an inch of her emotional lifespan, it would have been the sort of thing that could make even HER turn her head and start thinkin things like, âmaybe this isnât so bad,â and, âif I open my windows right now, I bet birds would come in and start doing the dishes.â
His singing was so pretty, that she didnât even mind when he rhymed âthe beauty of a queen,â with âa rabid weaselâs spleen.â
Truly stirring stuff.
She found herself sinking into the couch not too far from him (exhaustion taking her knees right from under her) to listen.
When the song ended, he was back to his chipper brightness.
âI didnât know how to tell you I like you! So I asked a fan club forum and someone said âgo big or go home.ââ
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Yuu rubbed her temples tiredly. âThat is sound advice forâ¦interior design?â
Neigeâs lovely, innocent face fellâbut heâs not innocent, remember? Donât you dare forget the doves, Yuu. Or the near-murder. ESPECIALLY not the near-murder.
Neigeâs hands fidgeted at his sides, and for once, he looked nervousânervous in a way that no amount of frosting hearts or embroidered pillows could fix.
âSo,â he said, attempting gallantry and failing by a spectacular margin, âI realized I never properly⦠asked your name.â
Yuu, still perched stiffly on the edge of the threadbare couch with a death grip on her knees, exhaled slowly. It came out more like a wheeze. After all of his earnest effort, she supposed she did owe him that.
âItâs Yuu,â she said, trying her absolute best to keep the corners of her mouth up. âJust Yuu. Thereâs no last nameâ¦itâs kind of a long story.â
His eyes lit up like it was the most beautiful name heâd ever heard.
âYuu,â he repeated dreamily, like he was testing the sound. âYuu. Wow. Thatâsâit suits you! Itâs lovely. Like, really lovely. Wow.â
Wow. He really was sweet. REALLY sweet. And⦠he didnât seem like the type of superstar who would EVER make her empty sixty bottles of lotion into a bathtub, unlike other unnamed parties.
âIâm sorry I never introduced myself,â she said, feeling suddenly mortified.
Sure, heâd caused more trouble than the Mayhem Festival of Jade and Floydâs freshman year, but she realized that⦠she had a part of personal responsibility in this, too. How much damage could she have saved herself and Vil if sheâd just snuck away from her responsibilities long enough to introduce herself and tell Neige to call off the search, pretty please.
Another side of her knew that if she HAD done that, then Vil would have all but taken that as a confirmation of her treacheryâ¦but wouldnât that have been the better option? At this point, it was so difficult to tell.
âReally, I could have just walked up to you on break, I suppose,â she rambled on. âBut, Iâve been so busy with work, and I guess I assumed that you would be, too. This Gala isâ¦incredibly important to my employer,â she finished lamely.
Yuu looked at him, at the hopeful curve of his mouth, the bouquet of lilies hanging sideways in his hand, the fairy lights flickering behind him like holiday regret.
âIâm just trying to not interrupt the work Vilâs doing,â she added quickly. âHeâs worked really hard to get to this point. Iâm justâhere to help, and Iâm not even doing a very good job of it at this point⦠Iâd like to get through this week withoutâ¦any more skywriting?â
To his credit, something clicked behind his eyes.
âOh,â he said. âOh. Right. I didnât mean to cause trouble. Really. That wasnât what I was trying to do. I just⦠got excited. You were brave, and kind, andâwell, Iâll stop, Iâll stop.â He held up both hands, sheepish. âBut⦠after the Gala? Maybe youâd consider going on one date with me? Just⦠think about it?â
ââ¦Iâll definitely consider it,â she said vaguely.
There was a beat of silence.
âAnd maybe save me a dance at the Gala?â
âIf Iâm there, sure!â she hedged.
Neige blinked, confused for a beat, as though this were the first time someone had ever said no to him, and definitely not maybe, and he couldnât quite compute it.
Okay, maybe she should soften this a little.
âI really admire what youâre doing for your family,â she blurted. âAnd youâre probably the best singer Iâve ever heard. I think this week has been reallyâ¦sweet. And I feel terrible for drawing things out like this. I justââ
I just donât want the Fairest of Them All to become the last thing I ever see when he hangs me from these rafters!
ââI just want to do better than I have been for what you and Vil have been working toward,â she said instead. âAnd I really havenât been up to par lately. Thereâs aâ¦real chance I wonât be at the Gala. Sorry.â
That certainly caught him off-guard.
âWhat do you mean you wonât be there? I saw you up the scaffolding to help the light-crew just yesterday. And youâve never been late for anything!â
Oh, if only that were all it took to keep Vil placatedâ¦
âListen, if the Schoenheit studios arenât a good fit, Iâm pretty sure my team could always use a person like yoââ
He was interrupted by a bloodcurdling scream from outside.
Yuu flinched.
There was another scream. Then a shoutâdozens of them. Then, the tell-tale storm of camera flashes.
Neige turned to the window and gasped, delighted. âWow! They found me!â
âThey found you?â Yuu echoed, voice jumping up an octave as she shoved herself off the couch and ran to the windowâshe pulled the curtains shut just as quickly, when one of the paparazzi membersâone with a pushy goatee, and pushier personalityâsaw her and grinned. âI think you might have been followed⦠No, no, noâthey know where I live!?â
âOops?â Neige shrugged.
Because the guy was âused to this,â and had his own security guards.
The hallway to the back door was narrow and crooked, like the rest of Ramshackleâa haunted maze of peeling wallpaper and floorboards that screamed louder than she wanted to. Yuu half-dragged Neige by the wrist, hissing at him to duck and not wave at anyone through the dusty windows.
âIâm not kidding, Neige, we have to go now. Theyâre going to break down the front door and take souvenirs.â
âBut Iâm with you,â he said, in that syrupy tone of his. âIsnât that kind of romantic? The worldâs gone mad but weâre together.â
Yuu twisted around, walking backwards now. âNo. No itâs not romantic. Itâs terrifying. You brought a mob to a haunted garbage houseâoh, the ghosts are not gonna be happy.â
âYouâre saving me again,â he interrupted, dreamily. âYou always save me.â
âOnce. I saved you once, and it was an accidentââ
He clutched her hand a little tighter. âIt wasnât. I think it was fate. Youâre like⦠like a guardian angel. I just⦠I was thinking⦠maybe I could kiss you for real this time?â
Yuu stopped dead at the back door, her hand hovering on the knob.
âIâm sorry, what?â she croaked.
He leaned in, eyes half-lidded, absolutely no shame. âJust a thank you kiss. A real one. No cameras, no accidents. Just us. Iâve been thinking about it since that day. Have you?â
Yuuâs soul left her body. âNeige. Iâm literally shoving you out of my house in the middle of a siege. Does that feel like a good moment for romance to you?â
But he was already tilting his headâhe was going for it, earnest and glowing and completely unaware that she was recoiling against the door like a cat facing a vacuum.
And thenâ
âWell,â came a voice like crushed velvet and frostbite.
Yuuâs heart stopped.
The back door creaked open behind her. He knew the back entrances. He knew the side entrances. Because hey, Vil knew her and her home well enough to know how to avoid a mob. He entered, probably to warn her, or check on her, or something else condescendingly noble, his expression now unreadable in that perfectly trained way that meant he was furious.
He had a single shopping bag in one hand. He hadnât even taken his coat off. Clearly, he had stopped by on the way home. Clearly, he had not been expecting this.
Neige froze mid-lean.
Vilâs gaze swept over the scene: Neigeâs hands on Yuuâs arms, Yuuâs back against the door, the unspoken kiss between them like a landmine they were both about to step on.
He looked at Yuu. Then at Neige. Then at Yuu again.
ââ¦Am I interrupting?â he asked coolly.
Yuu opened her mouth, and closed it again. Talking around these two men was like navigating a game of Frogger, and she wasnât ready to leap into this level of about-to-be-crushed.
YES! YES YOU ARE INTERRUPTING AND THANK YOU VERY MUCH YOUR PRISSINESS, NOW PLEASE DONâT THINK IâM A TRAITOR! She willed her eyes to say it. She willed him to understand it. Hopefully. If he wasnât too angry to read behind the lines.
Neige lit up like a lamp. âVil! We were just talking about the Gala! And also fate.â
âAh,â Vil said, stepping fully inside and closing the door behind him. The sound of the lock clicking was ominously final. âOf course.â
There was a moment where no one breathed. Then Vil stepped inside, sharp and precise, like a closing guillotine.
âWell,â he said, tone almost conversational, âcongratulations, Neige. Youâve successfully hijacked every media outlet on the continent. Youâre trending in four languages, none of them for the reason we intended.â
Neige blinked. âI⦠am?â
âYou are,â Vil said with the razor-thin smile that always meant trouble. âExcept instead of promoting the filmâthe film weâve spent the last six months preparingâthe world is now discussing whether youâre dating the assistant costume runner. Or kissing her in some tragic, snowy romantic drama of your own invention. Congratulations. If playing the lead role wasnât enough, youâve stolen the international spotlight from yourself.â
Neige opened his mouth. âButââ
âOh no,â Vil said silkily. âDonât explain. Donât tell me it was fate, or magic, or another brush with death. Iâve heard enough metaphors from your press team this week to fill a soap operaâs runtime.â
âI didnât mean toââ
âClearly,â Vil snapped. âYou were meant to attend a quiet charity event and nod graciously in interviews. Instead, you both staged a public rescue and vanished, leading your fans on a frenzied manhunt that ended right here. In Ramshackle. Has it occurred to you what could happen to your little love interest if one of these fans gets it into their heads to catch your affections by removing the competition? Her safety is compromised by this little stunt as well.â
âThe fans would neverââ Neige started to argue.
âThe fans have already issued kidnapping threats, and published doctored porn with her face on every social media platform.â
To his credit, Neige looked genuinely shocked.
âYuu, I swear, I had no ideaââ
She held up a hand to silence him wearily. âItâs fine. It wasnât the intention. Justâleave it.â
So, Vil did know. And speaking of which, he turned a slow, deliberate look toward Yuu.
âTo be clear, Iâm not blaming you.â That sounded deeply untrue. âSome of us have been in this field long enough that we SHOULD know the risks!â
She felt a stream of relief that Vil wasnât completely ignorant of the situationâeven if he partially blamed her.
âBut Neige,â he continued, redirecting the full weight of his fury, âif youâre going to fumble through a half-baked courtship fantasy, do it off the clock. My assistant has a job. A full one. Keeping you out of trouble, as it turns out.â
Neige flushed. âI didnât mean to ruin anything. I just wanted to see her.â
Vil arched one perfect brow. âYou succeeded. Now kindly leave her house before they burn it down.â
Outside, the screaming had grown louder. Someone was throwing glitter packets at the windows.
The ghosts⦠were REALLY not going to be happyâ¦.
âAlso,â Vil added, âyouâre paying for a security spell.â
Neige shuffled beside her, looking like a kicked puppy. Even he could see the need. ââ¦Okay.â
Vil exhaled sharply, like heâd used up his patience rations for the decade.
âYuu. The Gala is tonight. Show up on time. Show up dressed. My detail will be around for you in an hour. Youâre sleeping in Pomfiore tonight until we can find out how so very many non-students were able to enter campus.â
That remark was very pointedly leveled at Neige, who by now had the wisdom to stay quiet.
With that, Vil tossed the shopping bag at her. She caught it reflexivelyâslightly stunned by the weight of the box inside.
âDonât ruin it.â
And with that, he grabbed Neige by the shoulder, turned and strode back out the doorâpausing only once to glare at the mob through the glass like he was mentally vaporizing every last one of them. Yuu stood frozen in place, still holding the bag, still slightly shell-shocked.
What a rescueâ¦