Chapter 296 - 296 The Talkative Uncle
Rebirth: The Fake Young Lady Is A Real Young Lady
296 The Talkative Uncle
Li Zhe, the infuriating man he was, had messed things up.
Lu Shanâs heart ached when she heard that. She held Guan Leiâs hand and said, âAh⦠Youâre a good child.â
Guan Lei offered Lu Shan a strained smile and explained, âMy uncle is exaggerating; my life isnât so miserable.â
âLook at him,â Li Zhe immediately said. âYou see how he is. Heâs very sensible.â
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Lu Shan nodded, tears welling in her eyes, âYes. Guan Lei is a sensible child!â
âHah, what am I saying? Letâs not dwell on such things while weâre eating. Letâs talk about something more pleasant.â Changing topics, he continued, âXixi, how about I tell you how long it took for Leiâer to stop peeing in his pants? Letâs seeâ¦â
Guan Lei was at his limit. âUncle!â His voice was urgent and loud, scaring everyone at the table.
âTsk!â Li Zhe snorted. âDonât be rude; weâre at the dining table. Must you be so loud?â
Li Zhe smiled apologetically at Shen Xi and her parents. âLeiâer is very thin-skinned, so he always gets embarrassed when I bring up old times.â
Guan Lei tried his best to quell his anger. âUncle! Shouldnât you be feeding the pigs at this time? If Auntie comes back and sees the pigs havenât been fed, sheâll give you a good beating.â
Li Zhe almost choked. When did he get married? And why was he stuck feeding pigs?
âYes, yes. Youâre right,â Li Zhe laughed drily. âLeiâer only ever has best intentions at heart. He worries that the pigs back home will go hungry if we donât return soon.â
Guan Lei was on his feet, tugging Li Zhe by his arm even as the latter was still speaking. Dragging Li Zhe with him, Guan Lei said to Shen Xi and her parents, âWeâll take our leave; thereâs still plenty of things we need to do back home.â
âDonât go! We havenât even finished eating. Iâm sure you can spare us some time to finish this meal,â Lu Shan persuaded.
Guan Lei swiftly declined. âMy uncle has diabetes; he canât overeat. He needs his insulin. He probably left it at home again.â
Li Zheâs eyes widened. This brat had cursed him with ill health! Just as Li Zhe was about to defend himself, he was forcefully hauled out the door and pushed toward the worn-out tractor.
Guan Lei glared at Li Zhe in a warning. âGet in. Weâre leaving. If you donât do as I say, Iâll make sure Li Industries loses all its contracts this coming year. Letâs see howâd youâd like having nothing to eat!â
Li Zhe knew Guan Lei was not making an empty threat, so he quickly got into the driverâs seat and bid the Shen family farewell.
Shen Xi waved goodbye to Guan Lei, who sighed in relief.
The tractor groaned to life, the sudden change causing Guan Lei to fall off the tractor and into the loamy earth.
âLi Zhe!â Guan Lei growled with his teeth clenched.
Being embarrassed in front of Shen Xi infuriated Guan Lei. Nothing would please him more than dragging Li Zhe out of the tractor and giving him a good beating.
Li Zhe did not expect such a thing to happen. He had just learned how to maneuver a tractor. Li Zhe looked over his shoulder, meeting Guan Leiâs furious gaze sheepishly. As the tractorâs rumbles grew more intense, he shouted, âHold on tight!â
Guan Lei scrambled back on, clutching the seat in despair. Now was not the time to lash out at Li Zhe. He could only swallow his anger and allow Li Zhe to drive the tractor away from the site of his embarrassment.
Lu Shan shook her head and said, âThat poor thing. He works so hard, and for what reasonâ¦?â
âYes, he is pretty hard-working,â Shen Yan agreed.
Shen Xi looked at her parents in confusion. âMom, Dad, what are you talking about? Who is so hard-working?â
Shen Yan and Lu Shan shared a look but did not explain themselves to Shen Xi. They merely led her back into the house to finish their meal.
Once he was sure Shen Xi had re-entered the house, Guan Lei hopped off the tractor and waited for Li Zhe to stop.
Li Zhe noticed the absence of his passenger, and he pulled over, patting his chest as he asked, âWhyâd you jump off? What if something happened to you?â
Guan Lei pointed at the rickety tractor, scowling, âAre you saying Iâd injure myself by jumping off a tractor slower than a turtle?â
Li Zhe knew Guan Lei was exaggerating, but he decided to play along. âItâs still a vehicle. Jumping out of a moving vehicle is dangerous!â
âYou are just here to make things difficult for me, arenât you?â Guan Lei was so angry he nearly lost all access to his higher faculties.
Innocently, Li Zhe replied, âYou were the one who told me not to drive anything fancy or wear branded clothes. Wouldnât that mean Iâd have to pretend to be poor? Iâve played my part well, donât you think?â