Chapter 184: Something’s Wrong With This Foreplay.
How To Survive as a Villain
The sky was slightly bright, but the light surrounding was so obscure that it was nearly impossible for a person to know whether it was early morning or late afternoon.
Xiao YuAn stared blankly at the golden veil in front of him, feeling that this scene was oddly familiar. As he tilted his head to look around, he couldnât help but curse inside his heart.
âIsnât this my bedchamber?â
âIâmâ¦. Iâm not dead?!!!â
Memories of the past suddenly flooded into his mind as Xiao YuAn sat up violently. His black, silk-like hair slipped down his shoulders and scattered in front of his eyes. Probably because of Xiao YuAnâs sudden movement, a person lying beside him seemed to be disturbed as they expressed an uncomfortable âhumâ.
Xiao YuAn turned his head to look, and was surprised to see Yan HeQing sleeping beside him.
The bedchamber gradually brightened, so it turned out to be early morning.
As he looked at Yan HeQing, Xiao YuAn stretched out his hand and pinched himself.
âShit! it Hurts! Thereâs a bruise!â
âThis isnât a dream, ah! Not a dream!!!â
âThen, could it be that those events were just a nightmare?!â
âYan HeQing and I are still fine, so nothing happened? But why is the pain, the suffering, and the fresh blood dripping so clearly engraved in my mind? And why canât I forget it?ân/o/vel/b//in dot c//om
Xiao YuAn was a little confused for a while, but the joy of regaining his life washed over him, making him feel so excited that he almost burst into tears. Xiao YuAn laid down on his side and wrapped his arm around Yan HeQingâs waist. As he adjusted his posture and leaned comfortably on Yan HeQingâs chest, he found something strange.
Yan HeQingâs face was flushed. He was short of breath, and his body temperature was unnaturally hot. His eyebrows were tightly knitted, as if he was having a nightmare, and his hands were clenched tightly into fists.
âWhatâs going on? Does he have a fever?â
âYan-ge? Yan-ge?â Xiao YuAn got up in a panic as he touched Yan HeQingâs forehead.
When Yan HeQing, who was in a daze, felt a trace of coolness in his forehead, he subconsciously rolled over and pressed himself against Xiao YuAn. His breath gradually turned heavier.
A hot and firm âthingâ pressed against Xiao YuAnâs leg, making him feel horrified. Only then did he realize that Yan HeQing may not have a fever.
âSuch excitement so early in the morning. Is he at his limit?â
Yan HeQing shouted Xiao YuAnâs name in a daze, and Xiao YuAn hurriedly responded: âItâs me, Iâm here. Yan-ge, let me help you.â
Xiao YuAn raised his head to kiss Yan HeQing, as he slowly stretched out his hand towards Yan HeQingâs lower half. However, who wouldâve known that Yan HeQing would fiercely block his mouth right after he spoke, unrestrainedly invading every part of his mouth. Yan HeQingâs hands mercilessly tore Xiao YuAnâs clothes apart, ravaging his waist and buttocks, leaving behind bright red marks on Xiao YuAnâs body.
The taste of blood quickly filled his mouth, and Xiao YuAn couldnât bear the pain caused by Yan HeQingâs roughness. As he gasped for breath, he subconsciously pushed Yan HeQing away: âYan-ge, it hurts! Wake up⦠youâre hurting me!â
âDamn it!
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âThis foreplay is too wild. If we do it to the end, Iâll die in this bed!â
In order to avoid the tragic case of murdering oneâs own husband, Xiao YuAn pressed his hands against Yan HeQingâs shoulders, and shook him a few times: âYan-ge! Hello! Daxiongdi1! Baobei2, dear! Darling! Husband! Hubby! Please wake up, I donât want to be fucked to death, alright?â
After a few more shakes, Yan HeQing gradually opened his eyes, and immediately stopped teasing Xiao YuAn. Yan HeQing then blankly propped himself up, as if he was thinking about something, and his eyes gradually brightened.
Xiao YuAn took a long breath and collapsed on the bed. Most of his undergarments were spread out, and the marks on his body showed a shocking sight. When Xiao YuAn looked up at Yan HeQing, he was about to laugh and complain, but he suddenly saw how wide Yan HeQingâs eyes became, filled with disbelief.
Our little brat is back to life!!
But⦠Whatâs wrong with YHQ? ðð
Footnotes
大å å¼ dà xiÅng dì; A Northern dialect word originally used by Northern women to refer to men who are younger than themselves. This word is popular on the internet because of the Webcast.
å®è´ bÇo bèi; Itâs the equivalent of âbabyâ in english. Between lovers, this word is more commonly used to refer to the female party rather than the male, but it can also be used to refer to a male lover.