Chapter 24: I’ve Confirmed That His Eyes Are … Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
How To Survive as a Villain
Xiao YuAn has been going to Yongning Palace recently.
On the first day, Princess Yongning was learning to play the Guqin. When she saw Xiao YuAn, she was very happy and played a piece of music for him. Her slender jade fingers were flying, and the scenery was beautiful.
Xiao YuAn was amazed, and then, went right to the point: âNingâer, do you want a personal Imperial Bodyguard?â
Princess Yongning hooked the strings and looked up doubtfully: âNo, thank you for your concern, Imperial Brother.â
Why donât you want! How can this be! Why are you both, young couple, so frustrating! Why!
Xiao YuAn smiled kindly: âWhy not?â
Princess Yongning did not understand: âWhy should I?â
Because he can develop into your husband!!!
Xiao YuAn said: âHe can serve you.â
Princess Yongning said: âYongning is very happy with her personal servants and doesnât need one more person.â
âHe can protect you.â
âThe palace is safe day and night. Yongning doesnât need to be protected.â
âHe can talk with you.â
Princess Yongning smiled: âIf Yongning feels lonely, why canât I talk with Imperial Brother? Instead, I have to deal with someone I donât know?â
Xiao YuAn said with difficulty: âIn case Iâm busy with politics, Iâll have no time to accompany you.â
Princess Yongning blinked mischievously: âThen Yongning is willing to wait for Imperial Brother to find me when heâs free. At that time, Imperial Brother will certainly talk with Yongning, right?â
Xiao YuAn breaks down and caresses his forehead: âYesâ¦Yesâ¦â
For fucks sake!
Princess Yongning sweetly smiled and said, âYou are so nice, Imperial Brother!â
Nice my ass!
The next day, Xiao YuAn said firmly to Princess Yongning, âI still think you need a bodyguard.â
Princess Yongningâs face showed grievance: âWhy? Because Imperial Brother doesnât want to talk to Yongning anymore?â
Donât twist my words! You believe that just because you look sad, I will be soft hearted and I wonât arrange a bodyguard for you!
Then Xiao YuAn became soft hearted, and didnât mention the matter of the bodyguard for the whole day.
On the third day, Xiao YuAn made psychological preparations beforehand and went straight to Yongning Palace.
Princess Yongning was also very happy to see Xiao YuAn: âImperial Brother, Iâve found a bodyguard!â
Xiao YuAn stared at her with wide eyes.
What! So I donât need to know when you two ran into each other, so Iâm not necessary for the plot to develop?!
Theyâre genuinely worthy of being the male and female protagonists.
Xiao YuAn felt that he was worrying for nothing.
âIf you found him, then thatâs good.â Xiao YuAn smiled like a father and nodded.
âBut sheâs not a guard yet. Yongning wants to ask Imperial Brother to give her a position.â Princess Yongning shook Xiao YuAnâs hand.
Xiao YuAn said kindly: âI understand, I understand.â
âGreat, Iâll let her see Imperial Brother!â Princess Yongning said happily, and quickly sent her maid to bring someone.
Xiao YuAn took a long breath.
Ah, this seems like a strange illusion of marrying a daughter.
As soon as Xiao YuAn finished this feeling, Princess Yongning brought a tiger with a wide back and a big waist. They were like two Xiao YuAnâs wide bodies.
A woman.
This woman, who resembled Lu Zhishen1, was so embarrassed that she gave Xiao YuAn a polite gesture: âThis maidservant salutes His Majesty.â
Xiao YuAn stumbled and asked Princess Yongning: âThis, this is the bodyguard you are looking for?â
Princess Yongning smiled: âYes! Do you feel at ease?â
Yes!! Canât refute!!
âYes, yesâ¦â Xiao YuAn hesitated, âShe gives people the feeling that â¦no, itâs not like she would be able to protect you.â
Hearing Xiao YuAnâs words, the woman suddenly exhorted, covered her face and began to cry: âYour Majesty, this maidservant, this maidservant will do everything to protect the Princess! I swear! Wuwuwu!â
Princess Yongning quickly patted her on the back: âItâs okay, Cuiâer donât cry, donât be aggrieved, Imperial Brother just doesnât understand you.â
Xiao YuAn: ââ¦â¦â
I donât understand!! I really donât understand!
Princess Yongning said: âJust show Imperial Brother that you can protect me, okay?â
Cuiâer wiped away her tears, nodded carefully, then reached for the porcelain cup on the table and easily crushed it with her bare hands.
Crushedâ¦â¦ With her bare handsâ¦â¦
Xiao Yuâan was still immersed in shock. When Cuiâer ran out of the Yongning Palace, after finding a tree with thick branches, she embraced it with both arms. She then roared and suddenly uprooted it! Then she took another small step and shook it two or three times, weak willowâs leaves were falling down.n/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
Xiao YuAn: ââ¦â¦â
Princess Yongning: âLook Imperial Brother! She can serve me, right?â
Xiao YuAn: âYesâ¦â
âAnd protect me!â
âButâ¦â¦â
âAnd talk to me!â
âThisâ¦â¦â
Princess Yongning finalized: âOkay, itâs decided that sheâs the one!â
Xiao YuAn was very tired, he put his head on the table and his hands fell on his sides. A lifeless look on his face, he couldnât even drink the delicate porridge in front of him.
Hong Xiu asked anxiously, âYour Majesty, whatâs wrong with you?â
Xiao YuAn replied weakly: âThe cold leaves are floating all over my face, and my daughterâs rebellion hurts my heart.â
Hong Xiu was used to Xiao YuAnâs amazing words for a while now. She bowed her head and asked: âIs His Majestyâs internal fire attacking him, is his heart burning? Should this servant arrange a little slave for His Majesty to extinguish the fire?â
Xiao YuAn held his head with both hands: âAh, poofââ
Hong Xiu advised: âI know that His Majesty is worried about the country and the people, and is now very obsessed with the government. But if this internal fire doesnât go away, it will also hurt your body.â
Xiao YuAn tried to change the topic: âBy the way, how has Yan HeQing been recently? Tomorrow I will⦠Forget it, you can call him over now.â
Xiao YuAn decided to forcibly follow the plot moving on itâs own, and let Yan HeQing and Princess Yongning meet by chance! If the two of them donât spark this time, he doesnât care! It doesnât matter!!
Suddenly, Hong Xiu screamed: âYour Majesty, but, this maidservant thinks heâs not ready yet.â
Xiao YuAn was puzzled: âAh? What are you going to prepare him for?â
Hong Xiu froze, then saluted: âThis maidservant understands.â
After saying that, Hong Xiu immediately left.
After Xiao YuAn finished the porridge, he waited at the left side of the Imperial Palace then he waited at the right, he waited until it was time to sleep. Suddenly, Hong Xiu reappeared: âYour Majesty, it has been arranged properly. â
Xiao YuAn nodded and went back to the bedchamber with Hong Xiu. She didnât get inside and instead closed the door gently. Xiao YuAn didnât care too much, thinking that she wanted to give him and Yan HeQing some privacy.
Anyway, he didnât expect the room to be without lighting, he couldnât see anything clearly. On top of that, the fragrant incense burner was sending out a sweet smell, which made Xiao YuAn feel kind of dizzy.
Xiao YuAn felt strange and was about to call for Hong Xiu. But suddenly, he was struck by lightning and understood what was going on, quickly approaching the bed.
After seeing the person lying on top of the bed, Xiao YuAnâs back went cold and his knees trembled in fear, almost kneeling down.