Chapter 9: You Can’t Pretend To Sleep.
How To Survive as a Villain
The next morning, Hong Xiu came to help Xiao YuAn wash and change clothes; only to find him sitting on the bed, stiff as wood, with tired eyes and heavy black circles under them.
âYour Majesty?â Hong Xiu was so scared by the shock that she almost dropped the pot of water in her hands.
Xiao YuAn suddenly came back to reality: âHuh?â
âWhat happened, Your Majesty? You couldnât sleep well?â Hong Xiu asked, very worried.
It wasnât just that Xiao YuAn hadnât slept well, he hadnât slept at all!
There was no way Xiao YuAn could fall asleep without the sound of breathing beside him.
Staying up all night was harmful to his body. Xiao YuAn rubbed his temples and got up to let Hong Xiu help him change his clothes.
Xiao YuAn was a person that was good at adjusting his mood. Staying up all night made his heart feel flustered, so he decided to find something to distract himself from anxiety.
For example, going to look at the Male Lead, and then the Female Lead, to feel what itâs like to bathe in the Protagonistâs halo.
Yan HeQing, the Male Lead, was getting his wounds treated by the Imperial Physician. After eating his breakfast, Xiao YuAn happily rushed towards the Imperial Physician.
It was just after dawn, so it was still very early in the morning, and in winter, the wind at this hour was extremely cold. Inside the Imperial Physician Hall, a very pleasant medicinal smell was in the air; and in the middle of the Hall under a row of cabinets filled with all kinds of medicine, was an old Physician wrapped in a thick robe, he was nodding and dozing.
After hearing some noise, the old Imperial Physician raised his head. When he saw it was Xiao YuAn, he knelt down showing respect and shouted âYour Majesty!â
As soon as the old Physician knelt down, his old arms and legs began to creak, scaring Xiao YuAn so much that he quickly helped him up: âWhereâs the man that was sent from the prison yesterday?â
âAnswering to His Majesty, heâs resting in the inner room. He just took an anesthetic, so he must be sleeping right now.â The old Physician replied.
âTake me to him.â
The old Physician glanced at the group of Imperial Bodyguards and Maidservants following Xiao YuAn, and his face became embarrassed: âYour Majesty, Iâm afraid that the inner room is too small for so many people to go in.â
Xiao YuAn picked out Hong Xiu and Yang LiuAn: âIâll take these two with me.â
The old Physician didnât dare to neglect anymore, and hurriedly led the three of them towards the inner room.
As expected, the inner room was really small, a single bed occupied almost the entire room. On the bed, there was a man sleeping on it, and Xiao YuAn, who was really hard to suppress his inner excitement, slowly walked over.
That man was the Male Lead himself, Yan HeQing, the one that can take ten girls in one single night. He either already got a new girl, or he was on his way to get her. Heâs the kind of man that always gets all the girls he wants, while also conquering the world! The Male! Lead!
However, when he looked at his face, Xiao YuAn froze in place.
The man in front of him was no longer the mess he was when he was in prison. His clothes were also changed into a clean set of clothes, his hands were wrapped with white cloth to stop the bleeding, and his whole body looked fresh and clean. But somehow, his face was covered with black charcoal, so it was completely impossible for him to see his original appearance.
Seeing the puzzled expression on Xiao YuAnâs face, the old Physician hurriedly explained to him: âThis thing on his face, it was something that this man said that he would rather die than wipe clean.â
Xiao YuAn thought of something from the original book, and suddenly realized what this was about.
In the original book, the Young Emperor, just like Xiao YuAn did, released Yan HeQing from prison. Because Yan HeQing could guess the real intentions of the Young Emperor, he insisted on covering his face with black charcoal. One day, when the Young Emperor remembered about Yan HeQing, he got curious and went to see him. However, what he saw was a ghost-like face and became disgusted with him. In the end, he stopped asking for Yan HeQing from that point on.
Therefore, Yan HeQing escaped from the possibility of being forced into becoming a male concubine.
Hong Xiu, as clever as she was, after seeing the depressed expression on Xiao YuAnâs face, asked: âYour Majesty, should I go get a basin of water and wash his face?â
âNo need, itâs fine like this.â Xiao YuAn waved his hand.
âAnyway, Iâm not in a hurry to see his face. I can always see what Yan HeQingâs face looks like on another occasion.â
Although the man sleeping on the bed was slightly frowning, his breathing was long, steady and calm.
Xiao YuAn was very clear in the fact that perhaps, a year and a half later, this man who was peacefully sleeping in front of him, would certainly torture him to death. He couldnât help but feel overwhelmed with complicated emotions, and after having that thought, a sudden dissatisfaction arose inside his heart.
âWhy is he able to sleep so soundly! When I couldnât sleep for the whole night!
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Xiao YuAn didnât care about this unequal treatment1. He didnât care about it at all, and yet, he still sighs regretfully, thinking that if thereâs no breathing sounds around himâ¦
âWait a minute, breathing sounds?â
Xiao YuAn took a look at the sleeping Yan HeQing, compared the size of the bed, and after nodding his face with satisfaction, he pushed Yan HeQing to the side of the bed, and then he laid down.
He laid down!!!
The other three people present froze in place for a few seconds. The old Physician was so frightened, that he knelt down to Xiao YuAn: âYour Majesty?â
âDonât be so surprised, have you never seen anyone whoâs so sleepy that they drop to the floor to sleep?â Xiao YuAn was kind enough to appease the old Physician.
The old Physicianâs heart was roaring and shouting: âIâve never seen it! Iâve really never seen it!!â
âYour Majesty, this⦠this⦠this?â Yang LiuAn was also at a loss for words.
Fortunately, the reasonable Hong Xiu was still present. She helped the old Physician to get up and said to Yang LiuAn: âBodyguard Yang, His Majesty couldnât sleep well last night. Right now, heâs feeling very sleepy so he wants to take a nap. You go out first and guard the inner roomâs door.â
Xiao YuAn couldnât help but lament inside his mind: âThis maidservant is really worthy of being the Young Emperorâs favorite! She understands him so well!â
Yang LiuAn looked at Xiao YuAn, saw him nodding his head, and then went out of the inner room to guard the door.
Hong Xiu and the old Physician remained behind, and while undressing and fixing the bedding for Xiao YuAn, she advised him: âYour Majesty, this bed is small and cramped. If you really want this person, then why donât you let someone bring him back to the Imperial bedchamber.â
Xiao Yuan: ââ¦â
ââ¦â¦.. Girl!!! I was wrong about you after all, and I definitely took back what I said about you understanding everything about me! Iâm just trying to sleep, please donât bring up the issue about a male concubine! Heâs the Male Lead. Iâm afraid that I wonât have enough flesh left behind after being cut into a human stick.â
Xiao YuAn was really tired, and he was tired because he was sleepy, so he simply didnât bother explaining to her. He laid down on the bed and closed his eyes. Finally falling asleep.
Hong Xiu probably didnât expect for Xiao YuAn to actually fall asleep. After feeling a little bit dumbfounded, she quickly wrapped the quilt around the both of them, and quietly left the room.