Port Lincoln
Sharkbait Down Under
It was great seeing my friends in the Three Sisters Pack, but we couldnât stay long after the funeral.
It would be a full flight. I was flying out with Leo, Adrienne, Nicholas, Amy, Kai, Linda, Brent, and Olivia. My younger brothers, Mark and Chance, were flying out of Minneapolis with Midwest Chairman Lewis Wolfe, his mate Carolyn, Alpha Ivan, Luna Karen, and Amyâs younger brother, Luke. The twins stayed behind in Oregon; their boyfriends only had four more leave days, so flying to Australia was out. Alpha Steven wanted them to spend more time with the Pack before they could make the change. âWeâll have a big party when weâre back in the States again,â I told them. âLinda is going to have it on a private Internet channel. Honestly, with the date change, the cost, and the distance, Iâll be happy if anyone shows up.â
âWe should be there for you,â Makani said.
âYou have been there for me; after what just happens, I canât take you away from your mates.â We had a teary goodby that night with them and the others.
Very early the next morning, we took our last flight in our borrowed aircraft to Los Angeles, and from there, it was a direct flight to Sydney. The business class seats were worth every penny. âMom, youâve been pretty quiet about the wedding plans,â I said as we sat waiting for takeoff.
âItâs all under control. After all, you ran off to the beaches and left Dorothy and me in charge!â
Uh oh. âWe havenât even had a fitting for my dress! And what about the bridesmaids?â
âItâs all under control.â
âFine.â It was a little weird, me stressing about a wedding. Iâd wanted to do everything BUT get mated when I came of age, so I hadnât given it much thought. I nudged Nicholas. âWhat do you know about the wedding?â
âWhat Dad told me. Show up on time and sober, donât screw up the vows, and give you a night to remember when we get to our room.â
I snorted. âSo, nothing.â
He shrugged. âIâm still trying to figure out where our honeymoon is. Leo told me it was their gift to us, so donât worry.â
Was there ANY part of this wedding Iâd know about before I got there? I texted Amy, who was two rows behind me. âWhat does my matron of honor know about the wedding plans? Have you seen your dress?â
âShow up and make sure youâre wearing waterproof mascara and no.â
âYouâre no help.â I pulled out my computer and went to work. I had a TON of things in my inbox and on my phone; the Dateline interview had premiered late last night during the funeral. My publicist had proclaimed it a success, including links and excerpts from news stories and websites about it. Mercedes was very happy; the CEOâs decision to match my donation paid for itself in publicity and sales. The reward fund had grown to over ten million dollars already, as everyone from hourly workers to Hollywood elite donated to it and the other charities mentioned.
I watched the video stream of the interview, then read some of the stories about it. The feedback was almost all positive, and tips were flowing in.
I read a report Lynette sent to the Sharkbait Foundation Leadership. The Sea Scout was ready to go for the next season, with all the improvements we needed to film in the spring. Overhauled engines, revamped berthing, installed cameras, video editing capabilities, powerful computers, new electronics; it was like a brand-new boat. She had taken the survey vessel out for a shakedown in mid-December, taking along some of the researchers and advisors we had targeted for shows. They were all excited for the opportunity to work on the Sea Scout, praising its speed, stability, work area, and davit capacity. Now that they knew what our boat could do, they were going back to adjust their research plans accordingly. I sent her a response, telling her how thrilled I was with it, and asking the Foundation to see what the boat could help with until we could start filming in a few months. After the New Year, weâd have some videoconferences to plan out the next year.
I needed some time before the next Sharkbait World Tour.
I called a few other people while I was flying south. Stan Greenberg had been a busy man between the Discovery Channel contract and all the spending Iâd been doing. âYou might have told me you were donating a million dollars,â my accountant said. âYour donation is coming from Sharkbait Production Company, which you own. That way, we can deduct the full amount, and we arenât taxed on the business income and again on your income. Plus, on personal income taxes, the deductionâs limited by the alternative minimum tax. At least you told me what you were doing instead of writing a check!â
âThereâs been a lot going on, but I appreciate it.â
âIâm happy to have my client back again, Vicki. Now, about this marriage thing.â
âYes?â
âYouâve taken steps to protect yourself?â
âMy sex life isnât any of your business, Stan.â
He laughed. âI mean financially, with a pre-nuptial agreement.â
âThereâs no need for that, Stan.â
He paused for a moment. âVicki, Iâve been doing this a long time, and Iâve talked to a lot of people getting married who didnât think they needed one. Trust me, you do. If youâre deliriously happy and grow old together, the cost is nothing. Nobody expects their marriage to only last a few Khardashians, but it happens.â
âKhardashian?â
âBefore your time. Kim Khardashian was a reality television star who had a big wedding leading to a marriage lasting 72 days. These things happen, especially with young, rich women. Youâre young and rich, Vicki. Youâve know Nicholas for about a month?â
âI love him,â I said defensively.
âHow many days have you spent with him, given your work schedule? Seven?â
âOr so.â
âPlease, Vicki. Get a prenup done before you get married. Any family law lawyer can do it for you.â
âIâll think about it.â I wasnât going to do it, though. Stan didnât understand the mating pull and was looking at me through a human lens.
âGood. What did you find out about the yacht?â
âThe owner is not interested in shortening the lease period. When I told him we were considering not picking up the buy option, he got nervous. He dropped the option price to one-point-five million cash before January 31, four hundred thousand less than we previously agreed. I think heâs having cash flow problems. I told him Iâd present it to you and get back to him.â
I was a little surprised at the development. I loved living on the yacht, and we hadnât decided where we wanted to live yet. Maybe bringing the boat down and living off it for a while made sense? It would take about three weeks and cost fifty thousand dollars to get the yacht to Adelaide.
Nicholas had been listening in. âItâs an option we can consider, and we have a month to decide,â he said. âIt would beat living above my parentâs garage.â
âI think we could afford an apartment.â
âYouâre eighteen, and I donât have a job. Who would rent to us?â
I nudged him and went back to the call. This year had a lot of income and expenses for Sharkbait Productions, and he made some suggestions for how we could move things around to limit our tax bill. Stan wanted to minimize my tax liability this year, expecting that the company would move to Australia next year. To make that work, weâd have to wait until after the New Year to give Discovery Channel the next set of edited television shows. That would give me time to screen and approve the second half of the season.
I spent the rest of the flight talking to my publicist and Mercedes about how we could leverage the coverage for more. Mercedes wanted to do another tour, but I flat refused. âI need to settle into marriage and a new country before I do any more traveling,â I said.
âIf I can arrange something in Australia?â
âPerhaps,â I said. The pilot put on the seatbelt sign. âWeâre landing soon, so I have to go. Iâll talk to you after the honeymoon.â
âEnjoy every moment, and I hope you enjoy your wedding present,â she said with a bit of tease.
âWhat did you do?â
âYouâll see. The Bodyglove family appreciates everything you and the girls did for us, and we wish you a Happy New Year.â
âYou too, Mercedes. Itâs been a wild ride.â She hung up, and I shook my head. Mercedes was yet another person who wasnât letting me in on her secrets.
We took a shuttle from the regional airport to Los Angeles International, boarding an hour later. It was a fifteen-hour flight, landing the next morning, followed by a two-hour flight to Adelaide, and a forty-minute puddle jump across the bay to Port Lincoln. It felt like a step down with each leg; we started on a plush private jet and ended on a noisy twin-engine regional transport. In total, we were in airplanes or airports for a day and a half, plus we crossed the International Date Line. I was sore and tired when we arrived at the hotel in town.
I kissed Nicholas good night; he was going home while the girls were with me at the hotel until the wedding tomorrow afternoon.
I was glad it was a small wedding; Amy would be at my side, and his cousin Patrick would be at Nicholasâs side. Amy, Dorothy, Olivia, Adrienne, and Susan joined us at the spa in the morning. We were pampered and prepped, and then it was time to get dressed. âHereâs your outfits,â Mom said as she handed over the bags.
I looked inside. âReally?â
She just smiled and left Amy and me in the room. âIâm wearing a white bikini and a lacy white dress for my wedding?â
Amy looked in her bag. âYou canât have my ocean-blue bikini.â
What kind of wedding was this going to be?