CH 92.2
Fantasy Farm
Translated by yuki
Edited by xiaowu
âYin Xun, Yin Xun!â After catching his breath, Lu Qingjiu hurried over to take a look at Yin Xun.
His first glance shocked half his soul away, seeing as Yin Xun had already been frozen into a solid state. That pair of black eyes, which was covered by a thin layer of frost, stared right through him. Lu Qingjiu stroked Yin Xunâs cheek, confirming that he was indeed frozen stiff.
If he was a normal person, Lu Qingjiu would probably already start thinking of his burial spot. Fortunately, knowing that Yin Xun was someone who had already died once and therefore should not be that fragile, Lu Qingjiu prepared to drag Yin Xun inside his home to try to thaw him out.
With a huge amount of effort, Lu Qingjiu brought Yin Xun into the room with a roaring coal fire and removed his down jacket before letting Yin Xun lie in a position near the coal stove.
Xiao Hua was shocked by the human Lu Qingjiu brought in. Seeing that it was Yin Xun and that he was frozen into such a state, he exclaimed in dismay, âYin Xun! What happened to him?â
Lu Qingjiu answered with a face full of worry, âI saw him collapsed when I went outside, Iâm unsure how long he has been frozen for.â
âCan he still be saved after being frozen to such a degree?â
Lu Qingjiu poked at Yin Xunâs head which was harder than rock. âIâm not sure, letâs just try thawing him out. If thatâs not possible, letâs wait till Bai Yuehu returns.â
Xiao Hua watched worriedly.
Nonetheless, it was lucky he had found Yin Xun and didnât let him continue freezing outside. At least he could still try saving Yin Xun. Lu Qingjiu had just gone out for a short while, but his whole body was icy cold. Afraid of catching a cold, he changed into a dry outfit and burrowed back under the nest of blankets.
âAre we leaving Yin Xun there?â Xiao Hua glanced towards Yin Xun who remained as still as a statue.
âJust leave him there for now,â Lu Qingjiu who had half his head buried under the covers said with a muffled voice, âThe porch is too cold, I fucking thought that I myself would die outside.â
Xiao Hua patted Lu Qingjiuâs head with her hooves to comfort him.
As his body warmed up, Lu Qingjiu started getting sleepy. He had originally wanted to watch over Yin Xun, but thawing Yin Xun would take quite some time. As he waited and waited, he fuzzily fell asleep just like that.
The next morning, Lu Qingjiu woke up from his dreams and fuzzily saw Yin Xun was still lying in the same position by the coal stove. His mind jumpstarted and he immediately woke up, âXiao Hua, did you turn Yin Xun over in the night?â
Xiao Hua, who had been shaken awake by Lu Qingjiu, shook his head blearily.
Lu Qingjiu hurriedly tumbled out of bed to flip Yin Xun over, noting that half of Yin Xunâs body was already back to normal, but the other half was still frozen solid. Lu Qingjiu called out to Yin Xun, but there was no reaction, Lu Qingjiu started feeling a little worried, âWill this thawing process really help?â
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Lu Qingjiu: ââ¦Where did you read this story?â
âAt a story-telling session.â
Lu Qingjiu was at a loss for words. Yin Xun, it seems the odds are against you.
But in the end, they were still best friends, Lu Qingjiu was unwilling to give up on treatment. He decided to munch on a baked sweet potato before continuing to try thawing Yin Xun.
The sweet potato had been baked till it was warm and toasty. Holding it in one hand, he took a bite and almost burned his tongue. The insides were soft and tender, truly a dish that could warm your heart just with a bite, even managing to reduce Lu Qingjiuâs sadness over his friend being turned into an ice sculpture.
âThis is really tasty!â Xiao Hua exclaimed, âNow I really want to drink some warming mutton soup.â
âI also want some,â Lu Qingjiu sniffled, feeling that he had caught a little cold. The temperature outside the porch was really too low. If not for his speed, he feared that he would also be frozen alongside Yin Xun.
âOh well, Yin Xun looks like he wonât get well that soon. Let me help him eat up his sweet potato,â Xiao Hua expertly used his hooves to peel the sweet potato. After all, his sister was still asleep, the fox cub didnât like veggies, Yin Xun was still frozen, so all the sweet potatoes belonged to him and Lu Qingjiu.
Lu Qingjiu followed suit, âSure, Iâll also help eat one on his behalf.â
The two of them happily peeled sweet potatoes, completely missing a crystalline tear falling from the corner of statue-Yin Xunâs eye. Of course, even if they spotted that tear, they would just assume itâs a drop of water from the thawing processâ¦
After lunch, as he feared, Lu Qingjiu realised he had indeed caught a cold. At first, it was just his throat that was a little itchy, then he started sneezing and his nose started to run. Once he realised these symptoms, he immediately swallowed a larger dose of medicine.
After thawing for a full day, there was only one third of Yin Xunâs body that was still frozen. Xiao Hua and Lu Qingjiu had already shed any pretense of watching over Yin Xun. Instead, the two of them rounded up Xiao Hei and the fox cub to make a pot of mutton, planning to make some mutton soup.
SInce he had already caught a cold, Lu Qingjiu instructed Xiao Hua and Xiao Hei to do the tasks that would involve water. Though these two piglets only had hooves, they were really agile at handling kitchen chores, pretty much at the same level as Yin Xun.
Lu Qingjiu let out a sigh of regret that he hadnât discovered the pigsâ unique talents earlier. Xiao Hua puffed up his chest, trash talking Yin Xun in front of his body, âMy brain is not made of water.â
Lu Qingjiu tactfully reminded Xiao Hua, âYou shouldnât say such things, Yin Xun is still here.â
âBut heâs not yet thawed.â
âWhat if thereâs a chance the non-thawed Yin Xun could also listen to his surroundings?â
Xiao Hua replied, âIn that case, letâs stuff his ears up?â
Lu Qingjiu: â¦
Yin Xun, you really shouldnât offend Xiao Hua.
Jokes aside, the reason Lu Qingjiu and Xiao Hua was that relaxed was due to them already discovering that for the parts of Yin Xunâs body that had already thawed, they had regained the feel of a normal human skin, which was completely different from someone who had frozen to death.
Yin Xunâs skin was very elastic and pinching it a few times would lead to bruises, which was definitely not a reaction that a dead person could have. Lu Qingjiu even pinched quite a few times to confirm he hadnât seen something wrong.
Xiao Hua considered, âMaybe you shouldnât have pinched his face?â
Lu Qingjiu retorted, âIn that case, where were you thinking of pinching?â
âOf course it would be somewhere there was plenty of fleshâ¦â
As he said that, he looked towards Yin Xunâs bottom.
Lu Qingjiu was once again at a loss for words.
Xiao Hua faintly reminisced, âJust like the way he pinched me.â
Lu Qingjiu made the decision to not butt in between Xiao Hua and Yin Xunâs love-hate relationship, allowing them to freely express themselves.
The three young animals and Lu Qingjiu happily drank the warming mutton soup, which made Lu Qingjiuâs cold recover a lot. The cooking method was a little rougher than usual, after all the two piglets were not familiar with cooking. However, to them who had only eaten dry foods in the past few days, it was actually not that bad, especially since the quality of the mutton was actually really good. They quickly demolished the meat, leaving behind a large pot of soup.
Just as they were planning to also demolish the soup, Lu Qingjiu heard faint crying noises coming from the bed. He listened carefully to confirm it was not just his imagination before rushing to the bedside for a look. Yin Xun had fully thawed at some point in time, and was crying as if he had been wronged.
Lu Qingjiu quickly carried him on to the bed, reassuring him, âYin Xun, donât cry anymore. Youâre fine now.â
Yin Xunâs face was full of tears, but the words coming out of his mouth wouldnât move anyone to tears.
âLu Qingjiu, you dog, not even leaving me one slice of mutton.â
ââ¦â
âI donât have a friend like you.â
Lu Qingjiu eyed Yin Xunâs face which was full of bruises as if he had been pummeled black and blue by others. He silently turned around to prepare a bowl of warming mutton soup before bringing it to Yin Xun.
Yin Xun was really hungry, although he held a grudge for not being able to eat any mutton. Luckily, there was still soup leftover for him, which comforted his heartache a little. He gulped down three to four bowls of soup before slowing down and reaching out to get rid of the snow on his eye lashes, saying in a low voice, âI thought I would actually die.â
Lu Qingjiu queried, âWhy were you outside my door? Didnât I ask you to not leave your house?â
Yin Xun shook his head with traces of exhaustion on his face and started his explanation of what had happened.
It seemed like after it had started snowing, the candle lights in the memorial hall had become darker, no matter how much he tried adding new ones. In the end, they were all extinguished. The dead souls which had been suppressed rushed out like a school of fish, Yin Xun was unable to block them. Seeing those dead souls heading in the direction of Lu Qingjiuâs house and worrying that they would hurt Lu Qingjiu, Yin Xun had started running over.
However the temperature outside their respective porch areas was really too low. Although his destination of Lu Qingjiuâs house was right in front of his eyes, Yin Xun froze into a block of ice a few steps short of Lu Qingjiuâs house.
Luckily, the dead souls didnât enter Lu Qingjiuâs house and headed straight towards the mountains.
After hearing Yin Xunâs story, Lu Qingjiuâs heart was full of complications. He patted Yin Xunâs still slightly wet head muttering, âSorry.â
Yin Xun followed up, a little moved, âNo, it was my choice.â
Lu Qingjiu replied a little sheepishly, âNo, I meant that I should have left you two heaps of mutton.â
Out of sight, out of mind â Lu Qingjiu should have just not mentioned it anymore, reminding him of the issue made Yin Xun angry again, to the point he almost broke the bowl in his hands. In the end, it was Lu Qingjiuâs promise that he would make another pot of mutton soup which just managed to calm him down.
However, this calm was not to last for long. When he went to change his clothes in the toilet, Yin Xun realised the bruises all over his face.
âShit, Lu Qingjiu are you even human? Canât you use a lighter touch!!â
Yin Xunâs angry growls could be heard from within the toilet, âI fucking look like I just got totally beaten up.â
Lu Qingjiu, knowing he was in the wrong, acted as if he couldnât hear. His eyes looked down towards his nose, which looked down to his heart, closed his eyes and pretended to take a nap.
Authorâs notes:
Lu Qingjiu: If only this happened during summerâ¦
Yin Xun: I wouldnât be frozen into an ice lolly?
Lu Qingjiu: Then I can use Yin Xun to make iced canned peachesâ¦
Yin Xun: ?????