CH 40.1
Fantasy Farm
translator: baumkuchen editor: ellabells
Knowing that there was a monster lying atop his own body, Pang Ziqiâs expression really wasnât good. But the main point wasnât about him but about the Rain Masterâs Concubine. Upon hearing the full story, Lu Qingjiu didnât know what to do for a long time. Itâs not like he could run to Shandong and dig up the Rain Masterâs Concubineâs grave. Besides, by the time he reached there, Pang Ziqiâs body probably wouldâve already gone cold.
The superior that Pang Ziqi mentioned came unexpectedly quick, arriving at the hospital at about six pm, just in time to bump into Lu Qingjiu and Yin Xun who were just about to leave.
The man was dressed in the garb of a Taoist priest, even holding a horsetail whisk in his hand and with a long goatee on his face. He looked like the very picture of a sage.
However, when Pang Ziqi saw him, his mood clearly became worse. He asked, âWhy is it you?â
âAiya, little friend, what do you mean by those words,â The Taoist priest spoke in a genteel manner, âThis one has travelled thousands of li just to come and pay you a visit, how can you have this kind of attitude?â
âDamn it, Wan Yuquan, Iâm already about to die, canât you just talk properly?â When Pang Ziqi heard the way his co-worker spoke, he instantly exploded with rage.
Wan Yuquan shook his head wordlessly, the image of âPang Ziqiâs beyond helpâ. Standing off to the side, Lu Qingjiu strongly suspected that if not for the fact that Pang Ziqiâs legs were injured, he would have stood up and attacked this Taoist priest called Wan Yuquan by now.
âThen you guys take your time and talk, Iâll be going first.â Seeing that the situation wasnât good, Lu Qingjiu grabbed Yin Xun, turned around and slipped out.
Sure enough, they had slipped away just in time because right after they stepped out of the ward, a fierce argument erupted in the ward behind them, even accompanied by the sound of things being thrown.
Lu Qingjiu and Yin Xun got onto the pickup truck and slowly lumbered back home.
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After getting home, they told Bai Yuehu about what had happened at the hospital. Bai Yuehu didnât express any opinions on the matter after hearing about it, only saying a vague line of, âThe stuff in Tanggu is delicious.â
Lu Qingjiu, ââ¦Are you talking about Shandongâs regional specialities?â
Bai Yuehu blinked. âProbably?â
Lu Qingjiu, ââ¦â Alright then, they were definitely talking about two different things.
âI donât know if theyâll be able to deal with the Rain Masterâs Concubineâs corpse.â Yin Xun was very worried about Pang Ziqiâs situation. âIf they canât, then Pang Ziqi will probably be done for.â
Hearing this, Lu Qingjiu didnât speak, just reaching out a hand and touching his back. He really didnât want to be followed by that woman. If he hadnât been able to see her, that would have been fine, but the problem was that he could see her perfectly clear. Also, she followed so closely, when he showered, wouldnât it be incredibly embarrassing to be stared at so closely by a woman?
Bai Yuehu looked at the sky, then spoke, âIt might rain over there tomorrow. Iâll go there the day after tomorrow.â
Lu Qingjiu hadnât thought that Bai Yuehu would actually be willing to act. But besides the pleasant surprise, there was some slight worry. âDidnât you say it would be very troublesome?â
Bai Yuehu, ââ¦â¦It is very troublesome.â He thought for a moment. âItâll be fine if you go with me.â
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Lu Qingjiu gave Yin Xun a look and said matter-of-factly, âAnyone who steals from or digs up ancient cultural sites or ancient tombs of historical, artistic or scientific value shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of no less than three years and no more than ten years.â
Yin Xun, ââ¦â¦â
Lu Qingjiu, âBuddy, wake up. Weâre currently living in a society with a legal system and legal institutions.â
Yin Xun finally cried, saying that he wasnât listening, he wasnât listening, this wasnât like the plot heâd written. Lu Qingjiu just wanted to give his head a few whacks after hearing this ââ This Yin Xun who made trouble without reason was really becoming more and more like a bear child.
After the tantrum was over, and each said their goodbyes and went back home. Lu Qingjiu went to bed and slept until dawn.
Even though Bai Yuehu had said it would rain in Shandong today, it was a bright and sunny day where they were. Lu Qingjiu placed the seeds he had bought a few days ago into salt water to soak and gave them to Bai Yuehu to prepare to go to the fields for planting.
The weather at the beginning of September had already gradually turned cold. The osmanthus trees planted in the courtyard were also budding tiny flowers. Even standing far away, one would be able to smell the elegant fragrance of osmanthus.
Once the osmanthus flowers bloomed, Lu Qingjiu wanted to pick a few flowers to make osmanthus cake. The osmanthus cake made by his grandma was especially delicious; fragrant, chewy, soft and sweet, both not overly sweet and with the unique taste of osmanthus. It was one of Lu Qingjiuâs favourite desserts from his memories.
Fortunately or unfortunately, Zhu Miaomiao, who hadnât contacted them in a long time, gave Lu Qingjiu a call, saying that the lakes had opened up a few days ago and she had gotten a batch of high-quality Yangcheng Lake hairy crabs, and asked Lu Qingjiu if he wanted any.
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Lu Qingjiu was currently pulling weeds in the courtyard. Using his shoulder to keep his phone against his ear, he said, âOkay, Iâll send you an address, you can send them there.â
Zhu Miaomiao said then she would find a time to mail them over so he would be able to eat them earlier and to not let them die, because it would be too much of a waste.
Lu Qingjiu nodded, saying okay.
After hanging up, Lu Qingjiu asked Yin Xun and Bai Yuehu if they liked crab and if they liked them steamed or in chili.
âCrab?â Yin Xun scratched his head. âIâve never had it before.â There was little water in Shuifu village and it was far away from any lake. There were practically no aquatic products here. Of course, this wasnât the main reason why he had never had crab, it was because of his lack of money ââ Poverty made it so that Yin Xun had no mortal desires.
Bai Yuehu replied, âIâve seen them, never eaten them. They look like they donât taste good.â
Hearing this, a great pity for the both of them immediately burst forth from Lu Qingjiuâs heart. Crabs were good things. One could just steam them, and if one disdained steamed crabs for being too bland, making them into chili crab was also a very good option. Every year, Lu Qingjiu would buy ten or so crabs to have a good meal. This year, he had been quite busy, so heâd forgotten.
As Lu Qingjiu thought about how he was going to cook the crabs, next to him, Yin Xun was a little dissatisfied, saying, âJiu-er ah, youâll be going to the tomb tomorrow, arenât you going to do something for it today?â
Lu Qingjiu, ââ¦What do I need to do before going to the tomb?â
Yin Xun, âPrepare some equipment, like Luoyang shovels?â
Lu Qingjiu looked at Yin Xun, doubtful, âWhere did you learn about this? Itâs not from reading novels, is it?â
Yin Xun smiled sheepishly.
âI donât think that I need to prepare anything,â Lu Qingjiu said, âAnyways, Iâm just there to join in on the action.â The main thing was that they still need to see what Bai Yuehu says.
Yin Xun had an expression full of unwillingness but didnât dare say it in front of Bai Yuehu. Bai Yuehu didnât oppose what Lu Qingjiu had said. After getting a silent agreement, Lu Qingjiu went off to make some soy sauce.
Even though they had decided to deal with this matter tomorrow, things on Pang Ziqiâs end werenât looking very optimistic. Hu Shu called to say that another incident had occurred the night before. Air had inexplicably appeared in his IV. If not for a nurse noticing in time, he might have already been done for.
And the worst thing was that even though the higher-ups knew about this situation and had sent people over, if they really were to deal with it, it might still need ten or so days. And with Pang Ziqiâs current state where he might lose his life at any time, he would definitely be unable to last until then.
Lu Qingjiu thought about it, but in the end, he still didnât tell Hu Shu that he and Bai Yuehu would also be making a trip over. After all, this was something he was doing in secret. And if one considered carefully, it was illegal and Hu Shu was still a police officerâ¦
Just like that, a day went by peacefully. It was now the morning of the third day.
Bai Yuehu had decided on a time in advance with Lu Qingjiu, saying that they would set out after breakfast. Lu Qingjiu asked how they were going to go over there and if he needed to book the plane tickets in advance. Bai Yuehu shook his head, telling Lu Qingjiu not to worry about that. As long as he followed him, it would be fine.
So after breakfast, under Yin Xunâs expectant and envious gaze, Lu Qingjiu left the house with Bai Yuehu.
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âGo early and come back early.â Yin Xun reluctantly waved to them in the courtyard. âBe safe.â
âEn,â Lu Qingjiu said, âWatch the pot as it cooks, donât let it turn to paste, weâll be back really soon.â
Yin Xun said, âRelax, Iâll obediently watch the house, itâs not like Iâm a three year old.â After saying this, he felt like the atmosphere was strange. After reflecting on it for a while, he finally realised what wasnât right. âLu Qingjiu, why do you sound so much like my grandpa?â
Lu Qingjiu, âStupid Yin Xun, Iâm not your grandpa.â
Yin Xun, ââ¦â
Lu Qingjiu, âIâm your dad.â
Yin Xun picked up the broom lying at the side of the courtyard and tried to attack Lu Qingjiu. Seeing the situation wasnât good, Lu Qingjiu rushed off.
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As for how exactly they were going to get to Shandong, Lu Qingjiu was still really curious about it. But Bai Yuehu didnât have any plans to explain, just leading Lu Qingjiu up the mountain. When they reached the peak of the desolate mountain, Bai Yuehu suddenly reached his hand out to Lu Qingjiu, signalling him to take a hold of his hand.
This wasnât the first time they held hands, so Lu QIngjiu didnât feel awkward about it at all.
The warmth of Bai Yuehuâs hand was a little cooler than the average person, slightly icy. As Lu Qingjiu held his hand, he saw a thick black fog rise up around them. This thick fog wrapped both of their bodies up within it. Following that, Lu Qingjiuâs vision went dark, losing consciousness for a few seconds. When he came to again, the surrounding fog was slowly dissipating⦠they had arrived at a completely unfamiliar place.
This place was a desolate countryside, with overgrown weeds as far as the eye could see, and no hints of human civilization.
âWhereâs the tomb?â Lu Qingjiu asked frantically.
Bai Yuehu pointed to the ground below their feet.
Below them was solid soil. Lu Qingjiu glance down, then turned to look at Bai Yuehu with helpless eyes. âThen how are we going to get in?â
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Bai Yuehu thought for a moment. âWe should probably be a little more polite.â
Lu Qingjiu, âEn?â
Bai Yuehu, âKnock on the door before entering.â
Lu Qingjiu, ââ¦â