CH 47.2
Fantasy Farm
translator: baumkuchen
Back to Lu Qingjiu, after sending Pang Ziqi and Meng Shuiyi off, Lu Qingjiu was planning to go do something when he suddenly noticed a red stain on a corner of his shirt. In the beginning, he thought accidentally come into contact with paint somewhere, but after smelling it carefully, he found that the red stain was actually blood.
Where did the blood come from? Lu Qingjiu was stunned in place. He inspected his body and the area around the table, and confirmed that other than the corner of his clothes, no other area had a trace of blood.
âStrange.â Lu Qingjiu pulled at the corner of his clothes, his brows furrowing. âWhere did it come fromâ¦â
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âDonât bother looking anymore.â Bai Yuehu, finished eating the corn cakes, slowly came out of the kitchen. He was still holding one in his hand, slowly munching on it as he spoke, âThat Meng Shuiyi isnât human.â
âNot human?â Lu Qingjiu replied, âThen what is he?â
âHeâs a Mengtu,â Bai Yuehu replied.
Lu Qingjiu, whoâd already become familiar with the Classic of Mountains and Seas, instantly understood what had happened upon hearing the two words âMengtuâ. Mengtu were a type of deity in the Classic of Mountains and Seas. It was said that when people in ancient times wanted to lodge a complaint, they would have to go before a Mengtu and explain their circumstances. The one who lied would have blood appear on their clothes, which was what the Mengtu used to judge the case, and would avoid a situation where someone was wronged.
Without a doubt, the blood on Lu Qingjiuâs clothes was the proof that heâd lied. Thinking back to his conversation with Pang Ziqi from just now, he felt like it didnât matter that his lies had been exposed, and relaxed. âCan it be washed off?â
Bai Yuehu looked at the blood on Lu Qingjiuâs clothes. âIt canât be washed off.â
âAh, it canât?â Lu Qingjiu was a little surprised. The shirt he was wearing was his favourite. No longer being able to wear it just like that was truly a bit of a pity.
Hearing Lu Qingjiuâs words, Bai Yuehu said an âitâs okayâ, then didnât speak again.
Lu Qingjiu thought that he was comforting him, and hence didnât think more about it. After taking off his clothes, he tried to wash it. Sure enough, like Bai Yuehu had said, the blood on his clothes didnât move a single jot. Even though there wasnât much, these clothes could be considered destroyed.
Even though he found it a bit of a pity, Lu Qingjiu didnât bother himself about it for too long. If he really couldnât wear it, he could still cut the clothes shorter for the little fox to wear. It was going to be winter soon, preparing a few more clothes for the little fox was also good.
Lu Qingjiu had never been one to dwell, and he soon forgot about this matter. But just a few days later, there was once again people at their doorstep. This time, the visitors were Meng Shuiyi and an old man who looked to be getting on in age.
The moment the two entered the house, their attitudes were incredibly deferential. The old man even addressed Bai Yuehu as Mister Bai several times in a row.
Bai Yuehu glanced at the old man, then looked back down and continued to eat his chestnuts, no intention of speaking.
âMister Bai, Iâm truly very sorry, this child is young and not very thoughtful,â The old man said respectfully, âI specifically brought him over here today to apologise to you.â
Meng Shuiyi, next to him, said, âMister Bai, Iâm truly sorry.â He then looked towards Lu Qingjiu and said, âMister Lu, the matter from before is really my bad. I specially brought you new clothes, I hope that youâll take them.â As he spoke, he actually pulled out several shirts from the backpack behind him and carefully placed them on the table before him. These shirts were exactly identical to the one that had been stained by blood. They clearly had been bought specially.
Lu Qingjiu actually had never expected to see a scene like this. After a moment of surprise, he was about to reject them, but seeing the pleading gaze the old man gave him⦠He was asking Lu Qingjiu to accept this gift.
Lu Qingjiu glanced at Bai Yuehu. Vaguely understanding something, he said, âThat⦠Thank you.â
The moment these words left his mouth, Meng Shuiyi and the old manâs expressions finally relaxed slightly.
âShuiyi, you go out for a while, I have some things I want to talk to Mister Bai about alone,â the old man said.
Meng Shuiyi nodded, then turned and left the house. Lu Qingjiu also made an excuse, saying that he was going to feed the chickens, and left together with Meng Shuiyi, leaving the house to Bai Yuehu and the old man.
Meng Shuiyi stood in the courtyard, watching Lu Qingjiu feed the chickens rice and corn. He asked, âMind if I smoke?â
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Lu Qingjiu was indeed an ordinary human, but what he was tangled up with absolutely wasnât a fierce beast, it was someone Meng Shuiyi couldnât afford to provokeââ No, to put it more accurately, it was someone the entire Mengtu race couldnât afford to provoke.
Sure enough, just a few days later, his grandfather called him back home. After a round of scolding, he asked him how heâd managed to provoke Bai Yuehu. Only when he thought about it, did he realise that he seemed to have offended Lu Qingjiu.
After that, the situation had become what it was now. His grandfather shakingly brought him here to make amends, deathly afraid that heâd really managed to piss Bai Yuehu off.
Meng Shuiyi looked at Lu Qingjiu. Lu Qingjiu looked at his familyâs chickens. Neither of them said a word.
Just as the atmosphere was turning stiff, Yin Xun, here to bum a meal, walking in, yawning. Seeing Meng Shuiyi, he froze for a moment. âJiu-er ah, whoâs this?â
âThis is Meng Shuiyi,â Lu Qingjiu said, âPang Ziqiâs colleague, heâs also a police officer.â
âOh,â Yin Xun replied, not very interested. He said, âIs there anything to eat? Iâm really hungry.â
Lu Qingjiu said, âDonât go in first, Bai Yuehuâs talking to someone. Just bear it a little while more. Zhu Miaomiao sent over another few crabs, Iâll steam them in a bit for you guys to eat.â One ate female crabs in September, and male crabs in October, these things were very dependent on the season. Once a certain time passed, the crab roe wouldnât be as luxuriant anymore.
âAlright.â Yin Xun rubbed his nose, and casually found a place to sit.
Meng Shuiyi wasnât a talkative person. He stood to the side and smoked quietly as he listened to the two talk.
Lu Qingjiu gave Meng Shuiyi a look. Seeing that he had no plans on talking, he began casually chatting with Yin Xun.
Lu Qingjiu asked, âDo you like crabs?â
Yin Xun smiled and said, âI do. Crabs are really delicious. Before you came, Iâd never eaten them before.â
Lu Qingjiu said, âBefore I came, how were you doing on your own in Shuifu village?â
Yin Xun said blankly, âWhat how were you doing? I think it was very good.â He smiled just like usual. âAiya, donât worry about me. Iâm an adult too, alright? People on their own also have their own ways of getting along on their own. When you werenât here, I was always able to find my own fun, I was also really happy then.â
Lu Qingjiu looked at Yin Xun, silent. He saw, after Yin Xun said that, a patch of blood bloom on the corner of his clothes.
But Yin Xun didnât notice, still smiling happily.
Lu Qingjiuâs voice lowered slightly. âThen what if one day, I go back to the city?â
Yin Xun scratched his head. âAs long as it makes you happy, you can go anywhere.â
Lu Qingjiu asked, âThen what about you?â
Yin Xun said, âMe? Iâll continue to stay in Shuifu village. I really like it here.â
The bloodstain on the corner of his clothes was growing bigger. Paired with Yin Xunâs smile, it looked particularly ironic.
Lu Qingjiu looked at his good friend. He sighed. âI wonât be going anywhere. There are two mouths to feed at home, after all. Besides⦠I really think of you as my son.â After he said that, his clothes were still clean as ever, without a single bloodstain.
Yin Xun raged, âYouâre fucking taking advantage of me again!!â
Yin Xun didnât know what had happened, but Meng Shuiyi understood the meaning behind the bloodstain on Yin Xunâs shoes. He glanced at Lu Qingjiu, and realised that this person didnât seem to be as harmless as acted. Lu Qingjiu, was more interesting than heâd thought.
The two had talked for a while. On that end, Meng Shuiyiand Bai Yuehu were also about done with their conversation. The old man soon came out. After bidding Lu QIngjiu goodbye, he left, bringing Meng Shuiyi with him.
âThat, Iâm sorry.â Lu Qingjiu stopped Meng Shuiyi. âCould you leave me your contact information?â
Meng Shuiyi was stunned. He then nodded his head, and left his phone number with Lu Qingjiu. Even though he didnât know what Lu Qingjiu wanted to do, getting on good terms with him obviously wasnât a bad thing.
After the two left, Lu Qingjiu went into the house, picked up a shirt, and passed it to Yin Xun to change into.
Yin Xun was puzzled. âWhy do you want me to change clothes?â
Lu Qingjiu said, âIf I tell you to change, you change. What are you asking all these questions for?â
Yin Xun could only take off his shirt. After he took it off, Lu Qingjiu casually took it from him and scrunched it into a ball, covering the corner that had been stained by blood.
Seeing Lu Qingjiuâs movements, the corner of Bai Yuehuâs lips rose slightly. He and Lu Qingjiu met gazes for a moment, each understanding the meaning in the otherâs gazes.
Yin Xunâs figure was pretty much the same as Lu Qingjiuâs. The shirt fit him perfectly. He looked left and right, then asked, âWhat did you buy so many identical shirts for?â
Lu Qingjiu said, âWhat do you know, these are parent-child sets.â
Yin Xun, ââ¦Fuck.â
Lu Qingjiu burst into loud laughter. He didnât have any plans of wearing these clothes again. Rather, he gave all the shirts to Yin Xun, getting him to first wash them before wearing them. Even though he was confused, under Lu Qingjiuâs insistence, Yin Xun accepted this gift, taking back all the clothes Meng Shuiyi had given him back with him.
âIâll give this shirt to the little fox.â Lu Qingjiu took the shirt Yin Xun had changed out of away. Yin Xun didnât mind, he was just confused as to why Lu Qingjiu had bought so many clothes, and all of them even looked the sameâ¦
Bai Yuehu quietly watched the twoâs interaction. He didnât speak at all, until that night, after Yin Xun left after dinner, only then did he finally let out a sentence, âYouâre not going to keep one for yourself?â
âNo,â Lu Qingjiu said, âIt seems like I didnât actually like that shirt that much.â
âWhat lie did he tell?â Bai Yuehu perceived that Lu Qingjiu didnât seem to be in very high spirits. He knew that it must have something to do with Yin Xunâs lie.
âHe said that he was very happy staying in Shuifu village before,â Lu Qingjiu said.
Bai Yuehu was silent.
âWhat about you? Are you happy here?â Lu Qingjiu looked at his beautiful yet mysterious tenant. After this period of interaction, he could tell that Bai Yuehuâs status in the supernatural world was very special. He could originally have lived even more freely, sp why did he have to confine himself to this little, remote, mountain village?
Bai Yuehu said indifferently, âMeng Shuiyi isnât here.â The meaning behind his words was that even if he lied, Lu Qingjiu would have no way to tell.
Lu Qingjiu let out an involuntary laugh, âDo you have the need to lie?â
Bai Yuehu asked, âWhy wouldnât I?â
Lu Qingjiu said, âI thought that you thought lying was beneath you.â
Bai Yuehu said, âIâve lived for so many years, Iâve seen people who didnât lie. But their lives arenât as good as you might imagine.â
Lu Qingjiu sighed. He didnât say anything else. Reality was like this, sometimes, a white lie could actually make people happier than a cruel truth. He said, âSo you actually donât like this place?â
Hearing this, however, Bai Yuehu smiled, the corners of his mouth drawing upwards into an alluring curve. âNo, I like this place.â
Lu Qingjiu frowned at him.
âYou see, Iâm telling the truth, but you donât believe me,â Bai Yuehu said, âBut Iâm serious. At least now, I like it here.â
Lu Qingjiu gave up on continuing to debate with Bai Yuehu on this. He shrugged. âAlright, it looks like thereâs no point in asking this question. Letâs talk about something more meaningful, then.â
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Bai Yuehu raised his eyebrow, indicating for Lu Qingjiu to speak.
Lu Qingjiu said, âLike what you want to eat for lunch tomorrow. Itâs starting to get colder, so I want to store up some goat meat, but thereâs not enough space in the fridge at home⦠I guess I should just go buy a fridge tomorrowâ¦â The broken fragments of speech were filled with the smoke and fire of the human world.
Bai Yuehu said, âThereâs no need to hoard goat meat, when itâs coldest, thatâs also the time when the Conglongâs meat is at its plumpest. I can just catch a few and bring them back.â
Lu Qingjiu, ââ¦So what we ate before was also a Conglong, right?â Conglong were a type of animal in the Classic of Mountains and Seas. They looked like goats, but its fur was red. It was said that eating it could even cure deafnessââ Lu Qingjiu sighed. With his familiarity with the Classic of Mountains and Seas, he could already communicate seamlessly with Bai Yuehu, there was no need for him to try and popularise science again.
Bai Yuehu blinked. âDid it taste good?â
Lu Qingjiu heartlessly threw away his conscience. âDelicious.â
Bai Yuehuâs face broke into a big smile
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Lu Qingjiu: This animal is really precious, arenât we being too cruel by doing this?
Bai Yuehu: Then what are we supposed to do for it to not be cruel?
Lu Qingjiu: Put in some more star anise to reduce the gaminess
Bai Yuehu: â¦