CH 55.1
Fantasy Farm
translator: baumkuchen
The atmosphere inside the house seemed to freeze. Lu Qingjiu and Bai Yuehu just stared at each other. Neither of them spoke.
Liu Qingjiu held the nine soft tails like he was holding a hot potato. After a long period of silence, Lu Qingjiu felt like he should say something, so in a trembling voice, he called out, âYuehu?â
Bai Yuehuâs gaze moved from Lu Qingjiuâs face to those giant tails. His expression turned serious, as if he was mulling over something.
âYuehu, are you alright?!â Seeing Bai Yuehuâs dark, heavy expression, Lu Qingjiu started to panic slightly. âAre you hurt? How is the place where your tails connected to your bodyâ¦â As he said this, he put down the tails and reached out a hand towards Bai Yuehu, wanting to check if Bai Yuehuâs body was hurt.
Bai Yuehu avoided Lu Qingjiuâs hand, saying, âEn⦠They fell off.â
Lu Qingjiu, âFell off?â He was a little flabbergasted. He hadnât thought that Bai Yuehu would have such a blasé attitude about this.
âThen now that they fell off, what do we do? Will they grow back?â Lu Qingjiu stared at the soft tails still lying in his arms. He kept feeling like he had caused a disaster, so he repeated his words, âWill they grow back? Will they?â He had heard that geckos could grow back their tails, could it be that fox spiritsâ tails could grow back too??
Bai Yuehu, ââ¦â His expression was extremely complicated, so complicated that Lu Qingjiu couldnât tell what he was feeling.
âOh,â Bai Yuehu said, âProbably?â
Lu Qingjiu, ââ¦â Bro, can you say this with a little more confidence.
âGo sleep, itâs not a big deal.â Finally, Bai Yuehu put an end to the matter, âIf they fell off they fell off, and anyways it might even be better that theyâve fallen off, so now when I go out in the future they can accompany you at home.â
Lu Qingjiuâs head was dizzy, he didnât know what to say anymore. Bai Yuehu had just brushed it over, as if the big, fluffy tails in front of him were nothing important, and not a part of his bodyâ¦
Lu Qingjiu said, âI⦠got it.â
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âGo sleep,â Bai Yuehu said, âItâs already so late.â
Lu Qingjiu said, âThen what about the tailsâ¦â
Bai Yuehu, âPut them somewhere in the house as decoration?â
Lu Qingjiu, â???â
Bai Yuehu obviously found that this way of handling the matter had shocked Lu Qingjiu a little too much, so he hurriedly added, âI was joking, Iâll press them back in a few days.â
Lu Qingjiu, ââ¦â Okay.
Even though those big tails had left Bai Yuehuâs body, they were still incredibly warm. When he hugged them to his chest, it was like he was hugging a self-warming doll. Of course, the quality of the tails were a lot better than an ordinary dollââ they were basically a high-grade doll now.
Lu Qingjiu, who was already used to sleeping with the tails in his arms, had a nightmare that night. He dreamed that he had strayed into a dense forest and gotten lost inside. The trees were very dense, and the thick canopy blocked out the sun. Lu Qingjiu walked and walked, but no matter how much he walked, he couldnât find his way out. The sky was about to go dark. After the sun set on the horizon, the forest changed, becoming terrifying.
The surrounding branches began to morph strangely, becoming both long and soft, like many twisted arms. Seeing this, Lu Qingjiu became a little panicked, and turned, wanting to run, but no matter where he ran, there were still branches all around him. Those branches surrounded Lu Qingjiu, finally wrapping around his body. Lu Qingjiu let out a scream, but found like those branches felt like⦠they were clearly just like big fluffy tails!
âAh ah ah ah!!â Shocked awake by his nightmare, Lu Qingjiu let out a scream. With a face full of horror, he sat up from the bed, and saw there was nothing by his side. There was no Bai Yuehu, nor were there any tails.
Upon hearing him cry out, Yin Xun, who had been doing something outside poked his head into the room. âLu Qingjiu, youâre up?â
Lu Qingjiu, ââ¦En.â
âYou had a nightmare?â Yin Xun was washing the cabbages they were going to eat that afternoon.
âYeah. Whereâs Bai Yuehu?â Lu Qingjiu asked.
âIn the courtyard feeding the chickens.â Yin Xun said, âWhatâs wrong? Want me to call him over?â
Lu Qingjiu shook his head, signalling that there was no need. He looked at Yin Xunâs face. After a moment of hesitation, he said quietly, âYin Xun, come in, I want to ask you something.â
Yin Xun said, âWhy are you acting so secretive?â Even though he said this, he still obediently walked into his room, even closing the door behind him.
âI just wanted to ask, that, what do a fox spiritâs tails mean to them?â Lu Qingjiu asked.
Yin Xun was stunned. âWhy do you suddenly ask this?â He thought of how before, Lu Qingjiu often hugged Bai Yuehuâs tails to sleep. Thinking that he was worried, he said, âTheir tails? Theyâre an important part of their body, which they only let people who they trust touch.â
Lu Qingjiu said, âThen⦠do fox spiritâs tails fall off?â
Yin Xun thought that Lu Qingjiu had misspoken. He asked blankly, âFall off? Fall off how?â
Seeing Yin Xun not understand, Lu Qingjiu knew that he definitely didnât know. He let out a sigh, shook his head and dropped the topic.
On his end, Yin Xun felt like starting from that morning, Lu Qingjiu had become strange. He would often sit off on the side alone in a daze. Him being in a daze was fine, but the problem was that while in his daze, Lu Qingjiu still clearly liked staring at Bai Yuehu. If it was just looking that would also be fine, but the place Lu Qingjiu would stare at⦠was actually Bai Yuehuâs ass!!
When Yin Xun first noticed this detail, Yin Xun thought that it was his misconception, but after repeated observation and careful study, he became sure that he hadnât misunderstood Lu Qingjiu. His childhood friend, seemed to have developed some feelings he shouldnât have towards Bai Yuehuââ Otherwise, how could he explain him staring at Bai Yuehuâs ass every day!
However, after thinking about it carefully, it didnât seem impossible for Lu Qingjiu to have developed feelings for Bai Yuehu. After all, Bai Yuehu was so beautiful, they were a bunch of men living together, and the only women in the village were little girls and fifty to sixty year old aunties. He had been happy for a while from seeing Jiufeng, so it was no wonder that Lu Qingjiu would become interested in Bai Yuehu, and the main point was that Lu Qingjiu didnât know anything about Bai Yuehuâs true identity, he probably just thought that Bai Yuehu was a beautiful fox spirit.
Yin Xun had even seen Lu Qingjiu readingãStrange Stories from a Chinese Studioãa few days ago, if he recalled correctly, that pook had a lot of love stories between humans and fox spirits! Even though none of them seemed to have a happy endingâ¦
âWhat are you looking at?â Just as Yin Xun was getting lost in his thoughts, a cold question sounded from beside him. He shot up, but found that it was Bai Yuehu staring at him with an unfriendly look on his face. Shocked, Yin Xun realised that he had followed Lu Qingjiuâs gaze and had fallen into a daze staring at Bai Yuehuâs ass, and now, he had suffered Bai Yuehuâs notice. Yin Xun hurriedly averted his gaze, and explained, terrified, âNo, nothing.â
Bai Yuehu glared at him coldly, then got up and left.
Yin Xun stared after Bai Yuehu as he left, feeling like there was something a little strange. Thinking about it carefully, he realised something even more terrifying.
With Bai Yuehuâs sharp sixth sense, how could he not know that there was someone staring at his ass? But currently, Lu Qingjiu had already been staring for so many days, but Bai Yuehu hadnât had a single reaction, but when he had looked for a while, Bai Yuehu gave him a warning while looking like he wanted to murder him⦠Could⦠could it beâ¦
Yin Xun looked at Lu Qingjiu in shock. Could it be, the two of them were already in a harmonious relationship??
Lu Qingjiu, ââ¦Whatâs with that dumb look on your face?â
Yin Xun, âLu Qingjiu, are you looking to get into a relationship?â
Lu Qingjiu, âIf Iâve never been in a relationship, how did I have you?â
Yin Xun, ââ¦â
Lu Qingjiu let out a faint sigh. âActually, thereâs something thatâs been bothering me for the past few days.â
The moment Yin Xun heard this, he thought that Lu Qingjiu was looking for romantic advice. He said hurriedly, âSay it, say it.â
Lu Qingjiu hesitantly said, âItâs just that⦠Ai, nevermind, even if I told you you wouldnât know anything.â Yin Xun hadnât heard about Bai Yuehuâs tails falling off. From the looks of it, he didnât know anything, so even if he asked it would probably be for nothing. Lu Qingjiu left with a melancholic look on his face, leaving behind a Yin Xun who had almost scolded him. What was wrong with this fucking Lu Qingjiu, what did he mean by you wouldnât know anything, yeah, he indeed hadnât been in a relationship before, but even if he hadnât eaten pork before, itâs not like heâd never seen a pig run! Wait⦠It seemed like he really hadnât seen a pig run before⦠Wuwuwu his life was too sad.
Yin Xun was also made depressed by Lu Qingjiuâs words, so the atmosphere in the house became even heavier. When they ate, one would see Bai Yuehu eating expressionlessly, while Lu Qingjiu and Yin Xun sighed beside him.
These kinds of days lasted until the blizzard ended. Just as Lu Qingjiu was planning on talking about it with Bai Yuehu, another guest came to the house.