Chapter 112.2: The promised reward.
Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen. Watashi wa『Futsuu』no Koushaku Reijou desu!
âOhh, you have some unusual ingredients here.â
âThat is the selling point! If you donât know their source, you will be able to deal with it even if you are shitty at cooking, after all.â
âFuooh⦠that is wonderful. What a calculated business you run.â
Now then, I made up my mind to make a meat pie.
âEh? Meat?â
âIt is a meat pie, after all.â
Letâs make cream puffs too. I want to eat them. I set out to make the pie dough and cream.
âIs that tasty?â
âTry it.â
I placed custard cream on a small plate.
âYummy! Ojousama, wonât you sell that recipe to us!?â
âHah?â
âIt will sell! This will definitely sell! Its other applications too!â
âCustard pie is delicious too. I canât forget about cream-filled rolls either.â
âTell me!â
I decided to give her my recipes later. To shorten the time, I baked the pie with magic. Sage would look at me with dead eyes, but itâs super convenient. You can make jam or cook stews in no time using this method, and the finished product will look exactly as you imagined.
âThis meat pie looks deliciousâ¦â
âI will give you a slice.â
âAmazing! The hell is this, itâs super delicious!â
âEeehâ¦â
Itâs a normal meat pie, though. Does she find it delicious because itâs freshly baked? Rather, Miss Butterfly, yo. You are becoming manly. It appears that my dishes have feminity-peeling effects⦠that canât be true. I ended up thinking something ridiculous.
âI would like my darling to eat while itâs warm, so I will be excusing myself here.â
I placed a tea blend and the cream puffs on a tray.
ââ¦â¦â
âEh.â
Fuku-kun stood in the corner of the kitchen. He was staring at me.
ââ¦â¦â¦â¦â
âUmmâ¦â
I was being stared at. It was my loss.
âHave some, if youâd like.â
âThanks~ Tasty! The hell is this!â
âItâs a meat pie. The sweet ones are cream puffs.â
Fuku-kun was eating in silence, so I decided to go to Dirkâs place.
âMaster, I have brought you tea and food.â
I kneeled in front of Dirk and sliced the meat pie.
âIt looks delicious.â
âFufu, I made it with love, after all. Master, say ahh~â
I sat on Dirkâs lap and fed him.
â⦠Delicious.â
âFufu, eats lots, okay? Once you have eaten⦠please pamper me⦠Master.â
I whispered next to his ear. My voice sounded sweeter than I thought.
â⦠I am going to have a nosebleed, though.â
âYes, did you affected a little by my sex appeal?â
âFar from little, I got affected so much my head feels dizzy⦠geez.â
âSince I am wearing cat ears, should I meow for you or something? Will you pat me?â
ââ¦â¦â¦â¦â
âDirk?â
I called out to the stiffened, pondering Dirk.
âMy instincts and reasoning are currently in the midst of a battle, so wait for a moment.â
â⦠Meow⦠Master, I want you to pat meow⦠I want to get caressed meow.â
I spoiledly rubbed against Dirk. While thinking that I am in bliss, Dirk hugged me tightly.
âMeowi!?â
Just now, he nonchalantly caressed my thighs! Not good! Did I overdo it!?
âSo cute⦠so unthinkably adorable⦠so cute itâs making me insane! Geez, whatâs wrong with you!?â
It seems that Dirkâs reasoning has lost the battle. I explained with a wry smile.
âNo, you see. This is that kind of role play. You carry out the role of the clothes you are wearing. I am your kitten maid, so I wanna get spoiled silly by you, the Master. I donât usually get to act this spoiled, you know? Only now⦠spoil me⦠my beloved Masterâ¦â
âMy kitten?â
âYeah.â
âOnly now⦠my very ownâ¦â
âYeah.â
Dirk closed his eyes, opened them again and smiled tenderly.
â⦠My cute kitten.â
âMeowi.â
He caressed my neck. I closed my eyes because it felt ticklish.
âHere, eat up. I have to give my cute kitten a snack.â
Dirk was in high spirits. I ate the cream puff from Dirkâs hand, but a little got stuck on my mouth.
âOh my, looks like a bit got stuck here.â
âMeow!?â
H, he licked me! He licked my lips⦠and cheek!â
âFufu⦠how cute. Enough to make me want to eat you.â
He wafted with sex appeal. My movements stopped just from his gaze. My heart is having a really hard time!
âDi⦠nu.â
âYou are currently⦠my kitten, right? Let your Master fawn over you.â
Cutting my words short with a kiss, I was told to continue the play, so I did.
âYes, Master⦠love me lots and lots, okay?â
It was embarrassing, but being spoiled and pampered so much made me feel happy. However, the cosplay magic got canceled with a change of clothes.
ââ¦â¦â
ââ¦â¦â
â⦠Err, whatâs wrong with you guys?â
I wasnât able to look into Dirkâs eyes and he wasnât able to look into mine. Right now, our hearts were one.
I overdid it!
Oh geez, I am too ashamed to make advances now! Who was it, who was the one that mewoed! It was me! (offender angry with the victim)
I am dying from embarrassment! Dying from embarrassment! So I was a spoilt child, huh? Nono, I wouldnât be able to do that while sober! Cosplay is terrifying!
âSorry, I got too caught up in the cosplay⦠now that I returned to reality, I feel like dying from shame when looking into your eyes, Darling.â
âCall it being young or somethingâ¦â
âMy youth has retired. I overdid it.â
â⦠But, you were so cute, so I donât regret it. Rather, I am completely satisfied.â
No, I am completely satisfied too, but⦠thatâs⦠but, if Dirkâs happy, then I might be fine with it⦠itâs fine, no? I pulled on Dirkâs sleeve.
â⦠Letâs come again.â
âYeah. Letâs choose the clothes together the next time.â
âYup.â
We finally laughed. Miss Butterfly who was looking at us warmly noticed our rings.
âOh my? You guys are wearing rings on your ring fingers. They are of matching design tooâ¦â
We are engaged, so I had the same merchant make Dirkâs ring too. Dirkâs is much simpler than mine, but the blue gem and the Riccar flower design is the same.
âAh, thatâs a foreign countryâs custom.â
I explained about the Beneficiaryâs custom of exchanging engagement rings.
âThis will sell! This will be popular! Rather, I will make it popular!â
And, several years later, exchanging engagement rings truly became the custom of Christia, but thatâs a different story.
âAh, these are the meat pie and cream puffs recipes. Things like the correct heat levels for the pie might be difficult to grasp.â
âWell, I will do something about that. What about the paymentâ¦â
âAh, how about the next time we come- âNo way!â
I was super scolded by Miss Butterfly. She was happy about the trust, articles like these apparently require proper compensation, which these recipes were deserving of. I was persuaded that merchants who donât value their business partners wonât be able to enjoy future relationships with them, so I received a considerable amount.
âEh, this much?â
âItâs a justifiable compensation! Best regards in the future.â
Thus, receiving a reward from Dirk, I returned home with great satisfaction.
Itâs just I was writhing each time I recalled the embarrassing things we did, so I was looked at with tepid eyes by my family and spirits for a while.