Chapter 123.1: Let’s buy underwear.
Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen. Watashi wa『Futsuu』no Koushaku Reijou desu!
When Dirk finished changing clothes, we decided to go shopping. He needed a spare, and going to the Knight dormitory to get his stuff would be troublesome. Dirk also asked Curtis to be subtle because of something in the room, so it might have been really dangerous if Dirk turned into a Beast on the way.
âNow that think about it, you did well recognizing Dirkâs panties, Curtis.â
âYeah, the Knight uniforms have names sewn on them. Besides, I thought that only you would strip Dirk naked and kidnap him.â
âEven if itâs me, I wouldnât do something like that! We take clothes off only when we are alone! I donât want strangers to see Dirkâs naked body!â
âYou are concerned about that!? The main point in your sentence is wrong In the first place! Rosarin did not kidnap me, okay!â
ââAh.ââ
The stimulated Dirk turned into a black panther. The clothes properly stuck to Dirkâs body.
âIs it not too tight?â
âHow strange⦠it feels fine.â
He looked like a puppy in clothes, very cute. The embroidered clothes were a simple shirt and pants, but it looked good on the black panther. I am glad the embroidery magic worked as intended above all.
âMofumofu~â
I buried my face into his neck and rubbed against it. Dirk also returned the rubbing. Itâs so ticklish.
âFuha.â
I got licked by the rough tongue.
âStrange, isnât it? Even though itâs normal when you Beastify, your tongue is all rough in complete Beastification.â
â⦠I donât understand it quite well myself.â
â⦠Oi~ leave the flirting to when you are alone.â
ââAh.ââ
I forgot Curtisâ existence. I would be troubled if the shops closed, so we went to a nearby one.
âI usually buy something like thisâ¦â
Dirk handed me the underwear similar to what Curtis brought over. It seems that there wonât be any problem embroidering these.
âShould we take five or six of them?â
âEh~ such normal ones? How about these?â
âWhoa, the hell is that. It hides nothing. Are these for show?ân/o/vel/b//in dot c//om
Curtis brought thongs. Bikini thong? Are there people who buy these?
âN, no way! Absolutely, definitely, never!!â
ââAh.ââ
He turned into a black panther again.
âCurtis, I canât embroidery that, so I have to refuse.â
âThaaat!? Rosarin, thatâs your reason for rejecting these obscene panties!?â
âYeah. I will love Dirk no matter what kind of panties he wears, so be at ease.â
âNono, I wonât wear those, okay!? Iâm not going to put on such meaninglessly thin panties!â
âRosarin, how about this?â
Panties with a birdâs head between the groin, huh. So there were in this world too. The hero of dirty jokes. Rather, who would buy something like this? Iâm curious.
âCurtis, should I buy this for you?â
âEh, no way.â
âDonât push something you donât like on others!â
The black panther Dirk is busy interjecting. Rather, this isnât considered as underwear, no? Itâs a joke item.
âRosarin, how about this then? It has a tail.â
âYeah, it seems that I could do embroidery on it and the tail is detachableâ¦â
âWhy have you been bringing weird things deliberately since a while ago, Curtis!! Not speaking of the tail, I donât want to wear that has a hole on the butt!â
The so-called O-back. Itâs sexy underwear with a hole opened on the back and a nearly full view of the butt.
âDirk, Curtis does it purposely. He takes delight in peopleâs reactions. He finds you amusing because you react so much.â
âBut, if I donât react, you are also going to start running wild.â
ââ¦â¦ Tehe.â
âDonât try to deceive me by smiling cutely!!â
âDear customers⦠umm, you are bothering other customers, soâ¦â
âââWe are sorry.âââ
We got cautioned by Ms. Shopkeeper. We certainly were loud, so we apologized.
âCome to think of it, are you not buying anything yourself, Rosarin?â
âEh? Underwear?⦠Dirk, do you want to choose?â
âEeeeeh!?â
âBut you see~ Iâm wearing underwear my Kaasama makes especially for me. They are cute ones with laces.â
âHmm~â
Thatâs why I donât find the underwear in this shop cute at all. I am curious about Dirkâs underwear of choice, though. Huh? Dirkâs reaction is⦠he already turned back, but he became a black panther again. He got stimulated too much, it seems.
I snuggled up to Dirk and whispered to his ear.
â⦠Would you like to see my underwear?â
âEh, wha⦠I, I do, butâ¦â¦â¦â¦ nonono! Stop tempting me!â
âYep. I will show you later then.â
âEh.â
Dirk was dumbfounded. Curtis brought something strange again.
âRosarin, how about this?â
â⦠I want to reject because I canât do embroidery on it, but is that even in the category of underwear?â
Curtis brought something like a huge fang. With a string.
âMs. Shopkeeper told me that you can stop it from moving by putting a string through here.â
âYou are quite brave for asking the shopkeeper! Rather, I am shocked by you, Curtis!â
I would definitely not be able to ask!
âThereâs no way, okay! I wonât ever put it on!â
The black panther Dirk was about to cry. I spoke to him while patting his head.
âI donât know what clan uses this costume on what occasion, but I wonât make you wear something like this. It certainly is amusing, but if I am to bring some with you, it would be only the sexy underwear.â
âHeeeey! I donât want to wear sexy underwear either!!â
âDear customerâ¦â
âââWe are sorry for causing racket.âââ
The three of us apologized simultaneously. However, we got cautioned by someone else this time. She was a big sister with quite a lump of meat and an impressive presence. A beauty with an envious rack. Her straight, red hair was also wonderful.