Chapter 142: Way too cruel message game. (Jash’s point of view)
Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen. Watashi wa『Futsuu』no Koushaku Reijou desu!
The atmosphere in the Rosenberg house was intense.
A Great Tsunami.
A horde of merciless monsters rushing in. Iâm worried about Ojousama, Ru Bocchama, Rabisha-san, and Haku-san who are over there.
Especially Ojousama. I wonder if sheâs hurt after doing something unreasonable? Surely not, she surely didnât participate in the subjugation of the Great Tsunami, right!? She took on the position of the Commander, right!? I am scared because itâs something she would do!!
As I could only worry about Ojousamaâs actions, I decided to do what I could and contacted the Crystal Dragon Rulan-san via a communication magic tool.
Rulan readily agreed as he had a debt to repay to Ojousama. I hope this will help Ojousama a little. The price for his help is handmade baked desserts. My baked desserts have been well-received recently, so people are delighted when I bring them. Wondering whether something so little would be really fine as repayment, I promised to bring many.
Thereâs nothing much I can do. I look after the two former slaves as Ojousama instructed and return to the Knights Order. I just worked without thinking. It was time for dinner before I noticed. The meal that was supposed to be delightful had no taste because of my worries for Ojousama and others.
âIâm back!â
Father is back!
âHow about Ojousama and others!?â
âAre Rosarin and others safe?â
âAre Ojousama and others all right!?â
âWhat about Oneechan!?â
âIs Oneechan okay!?â
âIs Oneechan hurt!?â
âMy, oh my~â
Everyone other than the madam rushed over. As expected, Father was surprised, but he tried to convey the situation.
âUmu. A big thingy shouting Rosariiin dropped from the sky, she flared into a rage and now is a Saintess holding a meat festival.â
â¦â¦â¦ As if I could understand that!!!!
I want to beat my Father dead! I feel like cursing that muscled brain of his to death! However, if I extract the information about Ojousama⦠I somehow managed to smile and asked him.
âUse subjects and predicates to be concise and clearâ¦â
âFumu, Rosarin and others are safe. That good?â
It workeeed!?
Sire is way too incredible!!
â⦠Well, thatâs the most important part. I donât know what this meat festival is, but you are saying that Ojousama did something about the Great Tsunami in this short time⦠right?â
âUmu. Meat festival is a meat festival. It was yummy.â
Ark-san, what a wonderful deciphering ability you have! Ark-san looked at me, who was looking at him with admiration, tiredly.
âI am used to working with airheads, you see⦠as for the meat festival, is it perhaps a grill party using the meat from the defeated monsters of the Great Tsunami or something?â
Eh⦠but⦠surely⦠speaking of which, Wolfanea had a shortage of food because of me. Defeating many monsters equals lots of meat. Itâs a meat festival because there was a Great Tsunami. There will be people who see her like that. As a person who solved the food shortage of Wolfanea.
âWhat is Ojousama doiiing!?â
Why. I am certain that Ojousama must be screaming at her own actions.
âItâs so like Oneechan.â
Wait, my little bro. Is this alright? No, something like holding a meat festival is certainly something she would come up with, but.
âUmu. Lordâs thingy⦠Rosariiin was incredible. It went whoosh and kapow and so most were defeated by Lord herself.â
âThe hell is this Rosariiin?â
Ark-san wanted to confirm first. Certainly, I have no clue.
âUmu⦠itâs a big fellow. Armored⦠with a whoosh-whoosh bow that went kapow!â
That would be too amazing if anyone could understand this.
â⦠Why canât you understand? Rosarin summoned a giant with her magic who then defeated a great part of the Great Tsunami with its bow.â
âUmu.â
Father nodded in satisfaction.
You are way too incredible, Sire!! Itâs already on the level of sixth sense, you know!?
I knew that Father was quite an airhead, but to understand from this shitty explanation. I asked Father what I wanted to know the most.
â⦠So Ojousama is safe without any injuries, yes?â
âUmu. Sheâs now a Saintess and grilling endlessly.â
ââ¦â¦â¦â¦â¦ What the hell is Ojousama doiiiing!?â
I donât think I have ever shouted so much in my life. Since she saved Wolfanea from destruction, I could understand why sheâs being called a Saintess. I have no idea why sheâs doing the grilling, though.
âJash-chan, calm down.â
Madam patted my shoulder.
â⦠Come to think of it, Madam, you werenât worried about Ojousama?â
âMe? I mean, if Rosarin judged the situation dangerous, she would sent Ru and the princes back before anything else, you know? Since that didnât happen, I thought Rosarin decided that everything was fine. She would make sure no danger would befall on Ru and the princes. She must have judged that she could manage the Great Tsunami. Thatâs why I also thought everything was going to be fine.â
âMadamâ¦â
Madamâs wisdom certainly makes me feel that sheâs her mother. Her smile also resembles Ojousamaâs. While feeling healed by Madam, Father recalled something and clapped his hands.
âOh, that reminds me, Lord entrusted me with a letter.â
âTake it out fiiiirst!!!â
My lariat exploded at Father with all of my might. In the end, Ojousama, who was uneasy about letting Father explain the situation had him carry a letter. They managed the Great Tsunami and everyone was safe.
âFirst of all, how about we study for a bit, Father.â
âStudy?â
âYes. What was with that explanation! Aside from Sire and Ark-san, no one else could understand a word you said! Letâs study until at least another person could understand you!â
Fatherâs ears and tail went soft, but I seized him by the nape of his neck and lectured him.
The result, you ask? I did my very best, but⦠Ark-san told me that the correction of such natural airheadedness wouldnât be possible. It basically couldnât be done.
Anyhow, Ojousama seems to be safe, so I will listen to what she has to say when she returns.
What kind of tea would she like when she returns? My heart, that was unwell, cleared up when I heard that Ojousama was safe.
I was wondering whether Ojousama would return soon.