Chapter 146: Pillow fight is the real pleasure of traveling.
Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen. Watashi wa『Futsuu』no Koushaku Reijou desu!
After reporting to Jess, I joined up with my classmates. The original plan was to stay at an inn for a night, but the town is still in a meat festival mood and I would be surrounded, so we decided to stay at the castle. We are still only seven, so we all sleep together. By the way, the exhausted teachers and knights who accompanied us are sleeping in a different room like logs.
âEveryone, when it comes to school trips, pillow fights are indispensable! Something outrageous happened today, but thereâs surely nothing more to it. Letâs enjoy ourselves!â
The power of unity and goodness glues our class. Everyone agreed. Everyone was listening happily as I explained the rules of the pillow fight.
Unlike at home, Curtis is the only one that can be tricky. I thought that he wouldnât want to participate, but he unexpectedly did.
âIt looks fun, so I want to do it too!â
âYou are bad at holding back! I canât let you!â
My classmates had a proposal.
âHow about a handicap then?â
In the end, Curtis was playing with both of his hands tied behind his back.
âI, is he going to be all right?â
The kindhearted Milfi was worried, but even though heâs like that, Curtis is Wolfaneaâs strongest assassin. Rather, I would say that itâs a lukewarm handicap for him.
With Curtis participating, we decided to allow the use of magical power operation and the use of magic. We also allowed Beastification. However, indoor destruction will come with a penalty.
âThen, letâs begin!â
Elder brother and Pitch Dark-sama were referees. If anything, they both belong to the indoor faction.
âWhat!? Neesan, isnât that Mister Knight too strong!?â
âThatâs why I did not want him to join us.â
As I thought, binding his hands behind his back couldnât be considered a handicap. Curtis was dexterously kicking the pillows and eliminating my fellow students one after another.
âAhaha, as expected of my guard knight.â
Pitch Dark-sama seemed to be having fun. I also wanted only to spectate, but Curtis was mercilessly aiming at the girlsâ faces.
âKyaa!â
What the hell, the face of my angel Milfi has beenâ¦
âCurtis you bastard, I shall avenge my Milfi!â
âEh?â
âEveryone, gather the pillows!â
âYes!â
âUnderstood!â
âRoger that!â
My well-unified classmates quickly gathered pillows for me. I turned the ring into a pitching machine⦠no, to a pillow Gatling gun and fired rapidly at Curtis.
âWhoawhoawhoah!? Isnât this against the rules!? Referee!â
âItâs amusing.â
âNo objections.â
You seem to be having fun, elder brothers!
âFuhahahahaha! Niisama is an ally of fun! Donât run, Curtis!â
âWho would want to get hit by that! Rather, werenât you supposed to be on my side, Alphage!?â
âGenerally, yes. However, I believe that itâs necessary for a fool that aims for the faces of ladies to get hit by Miss Rosarinâs pillows.â
âWhoah!?â
Using Alphage-samaâs distraction, I made Curtis slip on ice.
âCurtis, prepare yourself!!â
âGyaaa! Ouch!? Wait, this is too powerful! Rather, isnât aiming for face against the rules! Referees, stop her! It hurts super bad!â
âHowever, what a strange mandragora that is.â
âI also donât understand how it turned out like this.â
I donât know whether it was on purpose, but the referees were not looking. Ah, Alphage-sama did it on purpose, huh. As expected of Pitch Dark-sama. He will forsake even his subordinates for the sake of amusement.
âDonât be looking away!â
Curtis shouted with tears in his eyes, everyone burst in laughter.
âEh? Rosarin, aiming for the face is against the rules, so you canât do that.â
âOkay~â
âAlso, this has been on my mind since a while ago, but this canât be necessarily counted as pillow throwing, no?
Come to think of it, I am not throwing the pillows. Elder brother who shouldnât know more about pillow fights than me, interjected.
Everyone started laughing again when I turned my head away in silence.
âNow, everyone. There are people sleeping, so quiet down a little.â
Being warned by teacher⦠I mean by Dirk, who was actually working properly, everyone obediently entered their bed.