Chapter 150.3: Now then, who took the bait?
Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen. Watashi wa『Futsuu』no Koushaku Reijou desu!
âTosaken-san, Mikelle-san liked you.â
âEhh!?â
Ehh!? You say! You seriously didnât realize... Oh, my God.
âW, well, talk about it later when you are alone. And so, the one who gave you the Rattling Puffing Mushroom?â
âIt was Kirsch-sama. Sniff... he was very kind and helpful to me. I consulted with him over and over again... ukh.â
You are getting somehow pitiful, Mikelle... she replied while crying.
âI donât know anything!â
Kirsch, you are denying, but ya know? Thereâs no way I didnât investigate, right?
âKirsch-san and Mikelle-san were secretly meeting so much that people started believing that they were lovers.â
Pochi said with his hand raised. We were short of hands, so I asked Pochi for help, and he was an unexpectedly brilliant little operative, who obtained information by being so lovable that people told him what he wanted while patting his head.
âErr, the maids Lani-san, Moora-san and the Knight... also the steward... they saw them numerous times together, would you like me to tell what they all said?â
The place fell silent. Pochi was unexpectedly brilliant. It seems that people arenât wary in front of his healing aura, plus heâs a good listener too.
âWe can listen to everything later. For now, it appears that Kirsch-san did meet with Mikelle-san secretly. There seem to me many eyewitnesses.â
âThis is false! They are just a kidâs words!â
Kirsch didnât want to admit it. He does not know when to give up... but thereâs more.
âThen, to respond to your request, I will take out the evidence.â
A three-dimensional projection was being projected. Fuhaha, itâs my very own video memory projection tool. After I asked Tosaken-san for cooperation, I secretly hid Mofumaru in the pharmacy. There, he got to witness Mikelle mixing the Lightning Puffer Fish with the herbs, he then followed her and recorded everything that seemed out of place.
From Mikelle consulting with Kirsch, Kirsch reporting to the Prime Minister, to making arrangements to kill everyone (todayâs soup incident), everything was recorded clearly. You did well, Mofumaru. I nonchalantly patted him.
Ha ha ha. The Prime Minister and Kirsch were ghastly pale. Idiots, stuuupid.
âYou know, Iâm actually good at fishing. Why do you think that the matter of relinquishing the rights of succession of Geraldin-samaâs son was brought up?â
Ahhahha. You noticed? You guys got already hooked on by me. Well, Iâd hate to see Jend getting exposed to the first princeâs faction, and our stupid hero gave up on his inheritance rights because he wanted to, so my actual purpose was to show that the first princeâs faction was barking at the wrong tree. I truly killed two birds with one stone! Who would have known that I would catch some fools try to assassinate the King?
âSo, what does this mean?â
âYou muscleheaaad!â
I canât be blamed for hitting the father of the stupid son. Iâm surely not at fault.
âIn~ other~ words~ Weâve had a big haul of catching the first princeâs faction who was plotting to assassinate you! The bad people are the Prime Minister and Kirsch! They are the main culprits! That being the case, royal guards, seize them!â
âKuh!â
âAs if Iâm going to die in a place like this!â
The Prime Minister tried to take Rabisha-chan hostage, but he was beaten at his own game. Sorry, Rabisha-chan is unexpectedly strong. That was a splendid ax kick.
I was flustered when Kirsch tried to take Milfi hostage, but the capable cactus that he is, Sabo-san...
âCactus Flaaaash!â
âMy eyes! My eyeees!â
Used kind of flashing magic to blind Kirsch, who was now in agony.
âNice one, Sabo-san!â
And then Kirsch cried as I attacked his joints. Secret move! Arm-crushing twist! Itâs a fearful technique that hurts more the longer you endure!
âGyaaaaaaargh! It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!!â
âI wonât forgive you for trying to make a move on my bestie! I will break your arms!â
âGyaaaa!â
I was stopped by teary-eyed Dirk and Aldin-sama. I was not able to win against the surprise hug of My Darling.
âUgh, I wanted to break him a little longer...â
âWhere did the Dukeâs daughter disappeared to?â
âI beg you, donât always resort to fighting. If you have to, I will do it in your stead.â
âWomen have times when they have to fight too! I wonât forgive him for trying to attack Milfi! Itâs a blood festival today!â
ââIâm telling you to stop.ââ
I was stopped. The elder brothers were bursting in laughter.
âI am unhurt thanks to you and Sabo-san. Thank you for getting angry for my sake. I am fine. Thereâs no need to torment him anymore.â
âIf you say so.â
It canât be helped If the victim says so. I withdrew obediently. For now, the main culprits were apprehended. The other offenders will be hunted down by Jess and his people.
Well, there were some problems, but the incident of attempted poisoning of His Majesty and us has been resolved.
âRosarin, give me a name as a reward for working hard.ân/o/vel/b//in dot c//om
âPardon?â
âCome to think of it, thereâs a rule that Rosarin obtains a spirit when she goes outing.â
âWait, Niisama! Thereâs no such rule!â
âKou, Haku, Kuurin.â
âAuu... rather, doesnât Mandragora-kun get along better with you than me?â
âRu is like a parent. He has no poison attribute, though. You are kindhearted. I want to be of help.â
â... Gora-chan then.â
Somehow, I did not want to name him after a jewel, but Gora-chan because heâs a Mandragora. Then, Gora-chan shined.
âGora-chan!?â
When the light subsided, a pervert stood in his place.
A handsome one, but a pervert nonetheless. He had a white flower on top of his head. He also had a leaf in his nether regions, but he was nude everywhere else.
âGyaaaaah!?â
âKyaaaaa!?â
It were mainly the girls who made a fuss. However, I still had to confirm with the suspicious person.
âWhy are you naked, Gora-chan?â
âMu? Itâs no different from before, no? Iâve been careful to conceal the important part.â
âItâs different! You are nude! Itâs okay if you are like usual, but you are going to get called a pervert by humans in this form. Sui, I will prostrate before you or anything, so please explain things to him. He doesnât have to be convinced, just get him dressed.â
âRosarin, your eyes look scary! I will do it, so stop with that serious look!â
A few minutes later.
âI couldnât do it.â
âWhy!?â
âIt makes no sense to him. I did my best, but I couldnât do it.â
It couldnât be helped, so I spoke to Gora-chan myself.
âIâm going to ignore you for the rest of my life if you donât wear clothes. I abhor perverts with the most. I wonât say it twice. Stop complaining and get dressed.â
â... I will get dressed.â
Sensing my seriousness, Gora-chan put on clothes properly.
Anyhow, I want to scream!
How did it turn out like this!?