Chapter 155: Strife in the castle.
Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen. Watashi wa『Futsuu』no Koushaku Reijou desu!
After the magic wand incident in the Cathedral, we were having tea. While having a harmonious girlsâ talk, it became kind of noisy.
Knights and soldiers were running around with serious expressions on their faces. The monsters have calmed down after the Great Tsunami, so is this an invasion from a foreign country or something? No, surely not.
âSeal it off!â
âItâs a disgrace to our country! Donât let it ever come out!â
It didnât seem to be an invasion. Thieves? Rabisha-chan who heard whatâs going on covered her ears.
âMaster, misfortune will befall upon you if you get involved. Please feign ignorance... no, itâs not too late now! I will become the bait! Please escape! This Rabisha is resolved to take the fall for your sake, Master.â
Rabisha-chan seemed unusually shaken up. She was trying to protect me while clearly frightened.
Just what is going on...
While having such thoughts, the noisy knights rushed over.
âSomeone, please erase my memory!!â
âMy panchira...â
âWhat a nasty thing to do!â
âThe menâs dreams, hopes, and romance, protect the panchira!â
âThatâs a blasphemy against panchira!â
âThatâs right, we shall protect the panchira!â
âWe are definitely going to capture them!â
The men shouted passionately and ran off.
Seriously, just what is going on? Anyhow, I have a bad feeling about this, okay?
â... What is panchira?â
The shocked Pure White-sama dropped a bomb.
â......â
I looked away.
â......â
Rabisha-chan was doing her best to not make eye contact.
âAh~ erm, thatâs... letâs see...â
âBeh, donât act so bashful!â
âYou are not one to speak!!â
I hit Hugh who was making fun of Adeil who tried to explain to the best of his abilities in embarrassment.
âThereâs no need for Aldin-sama to know.â
Alphage-sama spoke up with a suspiciously refreshing smile.
It would be embarrassing to ask for an explanation about panties again. Whatâs to be done? By the way, Dirk was all nervous.
âItâs an unexpected exposure of panties.â
Oh, my God... a hero... a hero is here! Hero Milfi-sama!!â
âCrap, sheâs so cool...â
âItâs embarrassing only because you are weirdly conscious about it.â
Hero Milfi replied to Curtis. And so, Pure White-sama who was taught the meaning of the word panties turned all red in the face.
âS, sorry...â
I donât think you are really at fault, Aldin-sama.
âNo, donât mind it.â
So cool! You are so cool! Milfi! No, Milfi-sama!â
We were discussing something so foolish, so we didnât notice the enemy approaching. Our response was delayed.
âKnow the heavens, know the earth, know the people. Someoneâs cry called me! The magical girl â Metal Fittings Hard King Shiken! Here I am!!â
afh?gknapsdjnqw!? (Incomprehensible)
Adorable western-clothes adorned with ribbons. It was the King of Wolfanea wearing a miniskirt and high heels with an afro on his head. His silver wolf ears and tail didnât change.
Oi, donât wag your tail. I can see it! I can see what I didnât want to see!
What happened. This exceeds the level of mental derangement infinitely. And I donât want to understand, but this is probably what crushes the dreams, hopes, and romance of men. I didnât notice before as I was shocked silly by His Majestyâs appearances, but he was holding a familiar wand in his hands.
So you are the culprit!!
Werenât you on a strike!? You are a cursed item, not a national treasure, arenât you!? Moreover, the Archbishop geezer and I had magical girl-ish names at that time, so whatâs up with his ridiculous name. A kingâs privilege? It has no fragment of magical girl element!
Moreover, why an afro... because of Gushiken (former Japanese professional boxer)!? What a useless thing! Rename yourself from a magical girlâs wand to a comical wand!
âFufufu, Saintess... are you prepared?â
The afro king approached me slowly. Iâm scared, but thereâs only one course of actions I should take!
âSober uuuup!!â
I swung my harisen with all of my might, but it was avoided.
â!?â
Crap! I was prepared to receive a blow from the counterattack, but the pain didnât come. When I timidly opened my eyes, I saw Dirk protecting me. Dirkâs ring must have activated as he was challenging the wand with a spear. A, as expected of him! Dirk was tightly holding me by my waist.
I know this is not the time for this. But, but let me say it.
I fell in love with youuuu!!
His profile which was looking straight at the pervert looked so dignified. Oh my, Dirkâs so cool when heâs fighting seriously no matter how many years pass! No matter how disappointing his opponent is, Dirkâs coolness wonât be harmed.
âDirk, t... thank you.â
âYou are not injured, right? Iâm glad.â
Noooo! Cool! So cool!! I did not only fell for him deeper, but I fell in love with him all over again!
At that moment, the castleâs knights arrived.
âHere he is! Capture him!â
Judging that there are too many opponents, the afro king retreated.
I saw it. I could see it perfectly even if I didnât want to. They were strawberry panties.
I understand that this is not the situation to speak about it. But, the mental damage I received is immense! Rather, so that wand even changes the panties! I couldnât check, though. His Majesty wasnât wearing strawberry panties to begin with, right? Heâs not a pervert, is he?
âStop moving about! They are showing!â
âStop desecrating our panchiraaa!â
Looking carefully, the knights had tears in their eyes. That much? The afro king escaped. On the other hand, Jess arrived.
âRosarin, are you okay!?â
I donât really want to hear it, but I have to confirm.
âWhat happened that it turned out like that?â
It seems that his father escaped when he went to report to him. He likely went to check out the wand and incidentally touched it.
âAm I its target?â
âYeah, it was saying that the Saintess is its lord and things like that. It probably wants to be used by you.â
âHow troublesome...â
âMoreover, it seems to be reflecting Fatherâs physical abilities, so we are unable to catch him.â
âHow truly troublesome! Including His Majesty!!â
âHowever, what do we do? You are the target, arenât you, Rosarin?â
âCertainly, the speed to avoid even my harisen is a nuisance. He has the advantage of knowing the local terrain so chasing him to capture him would be impossible.â
âWhat are we going to do then?â
âIf heâs quick all we have to do is stop his movement. Luckily, we know who the target is, so Iâm just going to be the bait.â
âUnderstood.â
That being the case, I was preparing meat and potato stew in a courtyard. I have already requested rice. Even if controlled by the wand, the glutton that His Majesty is still should be attracted.
âGuuh... not good, itâs a trap... starving, wanna eat...â
Just a little bit more... a little further... the afro king was approaching. Tsk, does this guy perhaps have Super Intuition too?
âI will have some. Hafu, hafu, delish.â
âYou love this, donât you, Curtis? Bring a plate if you would like a taste.â
âYess~â
Seeing the stew eaten in front of him, he reached his limit of enduring.
âMeat, give it to meee!â
The afro king assaulted me.
âActivate.â
I activated the magic circle I drew on the ground beforehand to capture him.
âMuu!?â
And then, he was exposed to my harisen.
âIt wonât woooork!!â
Ehhhh!? Oh, yes, the Silver Wolves are mostly immune to curses... is capture magic also useless!?
My harisen was avoided again. However, the afro king finally collapsed with a single blow from Dirkâs spear who followed after me from behind. I donât want to approach since his strawberry panties are in full view, but there was nothing else I could do, so I approached and wrapped the wand in a sealing cloth. His Majestyâs clothes turned back to normal. Iâm glad.
In the end, Jess asked me to hold the cursed wand in my possession. I will strictly seal it and never take it out of my bag! So I swore in my heart.