Chapter 160.1: Return home and report.
Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen. Watashi wa『Futsuu』no Koushaku Reijou desu!
Rosarin Rosenberg has returned safely!
âWelcome back, Ojousama! Ru Bocchama! Iâm glad you are safe...!â
I got hugged tightly by Martha. C, canât breathe...
âMartha, Rosarin is turning blue, you know!?â
âOh my, who did this to Ojousama!?â
Everyone pointed at Martha in silence. I was saved that Elder brother noticed right away. I was shocked to be strangled to death first thing upon returning home. To be frank, I felt in more danger than during the Great Tsunami.
âPlease forgive me, Ojousama!â
âIâm home, Martha.â
âYes! We have been expecting your return!â
Martha smiled happily. Finally back, when I softened thinking such, Manya appeared.
âWelcome back~ Ojousama, Bocchama. It was quite difficult here when we heard from the Head Maid that you were caught up in a Great Tsunami~ The plates were breaking, the walls were breaking.â
ââ...............ââ
Did she say wall just now? The dazed Martha has apparently broken the wall with her head. Martha oy, you donât normally do that, okay? Rather, is your head (in a physical way) okay!?
âI was worried about you, Ojousama. It seems that Iâm also lacking practice.â
In a sense, I feel you have enough of practice. Please donât go breaking walls. As for the plates, well, it canât be helped.
âWelcome back, Ojousama, Bocchama. Tea and sweets have been prepared, so please come to the terrace. Everyone, good job welcoming them. Thereâs a share for you guys too. Wash your hands and come have some.â
As soon as Jash appeared, he was talking work. His talents are wasted here. Someone should learn from him, the son really is a capable person!â
âJash, crouch down.â
âYes.â
Jash crouched down obediently. I patted his head. Yep, silky smooth. His ears are soft too and have quite a fluffy feeling. I smiled.
âIâm home, Jash. Thank you for asking Rulan for help. It was really helpful. The tea and sweets too. I was worn-out, so I really appreciate it.â
âYes! Iâm glad I was of use to you, even if little, Ojousama!â
Whoah, a whole-faced smile and a wagging tail. What a praiseworthy puppers. My heart softened. Umm, Martha, Manya, donât smack your lips. I can hear you.
âWelcome back.â
ââWe are back, Okaasama.ââ
I got tightly hugged by Okaasama too. Motherâs nice smell brought me happiness.
âI have prepared Madamâs share of tea and sweets as well. How about joining Ojousama and others on the terrace?â
âOh my, thank you Jash-chan.â
Everyone moved to the terrace and while we were having a relaxing tea party, I noticed someone rushing over.
âLord, welcome back!â
âYes, Iâm back, Geraldin-san.â
I felt the muscular middle-aged man whose tail was wagging happily was cute. How strange.
âCome to think of it, we heard about Wolfaneaâs matters from Geraldin-san, didnât we?â
âYes, he said things like âLord went Rosariiin and babang. Now sheâs a Saintess holding a Meat Festival.â and âYep. Lordâs robo... Rosariiin was terrific. It was shiny and boomboom strong, most were defeated by Lord herself!â and âItâs a big fellow. Armored... with a shiny bow, it went dodonbang!â so we couldnât understand anything. Master and Ark-san were barely able to interpret for us, though.â
âYeah. I knew heâs poor at explaining, but thatâs worse than I anticipated.â
âIt already reaches the borders of a guessing game. Tousama did good understanding him.â
âHaha, they are of the same kind, after all. Welcome home, Ojousama, Ru Bocchan.â
ââWe are home, Ark.ââ
Oh, their natures resonated with each other. I can understand that.
âRosarin, Ru, welcome back.â
ââWe are back, Tousama!ââ
Embracing both of us at once, father smiled happily. No, he would seem expressionless by his surroundings.
âAnd so, Ojousama. What is this Rosariiin?â
â...............â
I didnât want to answer Arkâs question, so I ignored him with a smile.
âItâs called Valkyrie, a shouting giant from Rosarinâs weapon ring that earned her the title of Meat Saintess.â
â... Ojousama, just what did you guys do in Wolfanea?â
âTo put it roughly, we defeated the Great Tsunami in one day, awakened Yggdrasil and held a Meat Festival from the meats of the defeated monsters. The Meat Festival was Rosarinâs idea.â
Jash who heard that much from Geraldin-san nodded in understanding as he was expecting that much.
âAfter that, we resolved the attempted poisoning of His Majesty.â
ââHah?ââ
The two relatively common-sense people in our home were in harmony.
âNi, Niisama... you didnât have to speak about that, no?â
âRosarin, they can ask our classmates, and inquire from us even more later.â
â............... True.â
âBy the way, this attempted poisoning incident...â
âThe Wolfanean King was fed poison. It was a tasteless and odorless, slow-acting poison. The royal physician mixed up his herbs. Rosarin provoked the mastermind to make a move and we caught a big haul.â
âJust what did you guys went to do in Wolfanea, Ojousama!?â
ââVacation.ââ
âAnd so, why did you exterminate the Great Tsunami and resolved the Kingâs attempted poisoning by catching the criminals all at once then!?â
âI consulted with Jess about the attempted poisoning in advance. Jess thought it was an illness, though.â
âBy the way, we brought people who were indirectly involved in the poisoning with us.â
âHow did it turn out like this!?â
ââThey were pushed onto us by the Wolfanean King.ââ
âIâm so sorry about my Grandfather!â
He prostrated himself on the floor. I donât think itâs your fault or anything, Jash.
âOnly the Great Tsunami was an unexpected event, reviving Yggdrasil and resolving the Kingâs poisoning case were within our expectations, right Niisama?â
âIndeed. What was beyond expectations was... eradicating the pervert at the Cathedral, the unexpected matter of the King turning into a pervert, and Second Princeâs actions that I couldnât understand well enough. And also the matter of Jutiess-sama growing into adult-size and wanting to become your servant.â
âSo many things happened, right?â
âSeriously, just what was going on in Wolfanea!? Please stop glossing over it and explain in detail, I beg you!â
ââToo troublesome.ââ
âJust two words!?â
Jash was teary-eyed. However, thatâs not all.