Chapter 164: Sage, magic tools, and his wife.
Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen. Watashi wa『Futsuu』no Koushaku Reijou desu!
There was something I was curious about after returning home with Mikelle, so I made a visit to the Sageâs messy room. At once, I threw things that were piled up before me to make space without hesitation.
âHey, donât come here and throw things all of a sudden!â
By the way, I got permission from his wife, so I had no restraint.
âIt will break, it will break! You will break it!â
I was irritated that the dirty room I cleaned returned to what it was like in just a few days.
âI apologize! I will apologize, so please spare at least that!?â
The owner of the messy room, the so-called Sage, wrapped around my waist and begged.
â⦠Nope. I have nowhere to sit.â
I grinned. Additionally, I activated the picture recording magic tool.
(Seriously, please spare me this time!? If I do it next time, I wonât say anything, no matter what you destroy!)
âThe me from two weeks ago is stupid!â
I cleaned up and got down to the business.
âMithril and⦠silver, I guess? Give me a little.â
âSure, what for?â
I applied heat to the lump of metal to embed a magic stone, and reproduced the bracelet I received at the treasury. I also fused it with the magical powers of Holy Treeâs crystallization, Magchelia flower, and Yggdrasil fruit.
The magic tool I had given to the Second Prince was successfully reproduced.
âJiisama, appraise this for me.â
The Sageâs Revelation is Magic Eyes. He is able to understand the effects of a magic tool just by observing its magical power.
âItâs a bracelet with a purifying effect of the Holy attribute. Powerful magic tools like this are not readily seenâ¦â
âThen, this one, too.â
âYeah, yeah.â
When I handed him the thing, the room was overflown with dazzling light.
âThe messenger of the wisdom of a long time! The Sage GâSAMA is here!â
âGyahahahahaha!â
âThe hell is this sh*t!?â
An old man with bunny ears, wearing a miniskirt one-piece dress and knee-high boots appeared. Jiisama was holding his skirt down with tears in his eyes. His legs were slender with no hair. He was normally cute.
âWhat kind of prank is this! You devilish disciple!â
However, what a terrifying wand this is that even Jiisama who has many measures against the spontaneous discharge of magic tools would fall prey to it.
âThis wand was a souvenir from the Cathedral where it was passed down generation after generation, I received in Wolfanea. It was apparently a national treasure.â
âIt certainly amplifies magical power. To think a magic tool this old would still work properly.â
âThis magic tool is part of the Salvation Saintessâ dark history to bully Wolfanea.â
âSeriously!?â
Jiisama got super baited. To the creators of magic tools, the Salvation Saintess was a God. I wasnât aware.
As Jiisama begged me to tell him more, the front door opened.
âIâm homeâ¦â
The wife of Sage who returned home closed the door. And she opened the door again.
âHoney!? D, donât misunderstand this outfit! Itâs my discipleâs prank and definitely not my hobby, okaaay!?â
The Sageâs wife was a beautiful woman wearing manâs clothes, with short black hair and ice-blue eyes. The nickname people attached to her is the Noble Youth of Ice. That very lady was staring expressionlessly at Jiisama.
Jiisama felt she was seriously going to divorce him, so he was desperate.n/o/vel/b//in dot c//om
The lady grabbed the old man who was clinging to her and gave him a deep kiss.
âNu!? Fu⦠n~!â
Too long! And Jiisama was completely worn-out. Oxygen deprivation?
âWearing such cute outfit⦠are you tempting me?â
âI, Iâm not⦠wait a minute! My disciple is here, stop undressing me⦠why donât you hurry home, my discipleee!?â
The cool lady smiled and waved her hand at me while stripping the Sage clothes piece by piece.
âThank you for the wonderful present. I will accept it deliciously.â
âOh, you might turn out similarly if you touch that wand, so please be careful.â
âGot it.â
âWha, donât touch me there⦠at least wait for my disciple to⦠aaahn!â
Since the Sage was in deep trouble, I conveyed just the important part and withdrew. What to say, she seemed to enjoy herself thoroughly, so the lady sent me a thank you gift the next day. She returned the wand, though. How disappointing.