Chapter 172.2: The reason for being called.
Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen. Watashi wa『Futsuu』no Koushaku Reijou desu!
A while later, Dirk was fleeing.
âThat thing is not possible for me! Absolutely not!â
âEh?â
I was having a cup of tea in a different room and was waiting for Dirk. The half-naked Dirk was clinging to me. What a wonderful view. A sight for sore eyes. Thank you for the meal.
âWhat kind of punishment game are those string-string panties supposed to be!?â
âAhh⦠itâs a Muscle Parade, after all. I guess itâs for showing off the muscles?â
âDonât nod in understanding! Anyhow, Rosarin! Take me and run!! Right this instant!â
âNo, Iâm here more or less for the diplomacy, soâ¦â
Usually, I would shout out âGladly!â but, Iâm here on an official visit, so boycotting the festival would be a little too much.
âEhhâ¦â
The teary-eyed Dirk is cute⦠now is not a good time. I would need a good excuse for boycotting it.
âI will do something about it, letâs go, Dirk.â
Dirk obediently followed along.
âAh, Dirk-sama!â
âSurround him!â
âDonât let him escape!â
Wha! I got surrounded by machos in speedos! They are huge and scary!! Stop creeping towards us! Scary, scary, scary! Why is your breathing so rough! No, I understand itâs because you are exhausted from running around, but itâs too scary!!
âDirkâ¦â
Auuu, Iâm scared⦠thereâs no way I can persuade them! When I looked at Dirk with tears in my eyes, he snapped. Why.
âLook here, you guys. Iâm still fine with you chasing after me. You did your best for the sake of your festival. But you know, what do you mean by scaring my precious mate?â
Shieeeeet! Scary but cool! Eh? Did he snap for my sake? Seriously~? Is he scary or is he cool⦠no, heâs both! My heart is throbbing. However, people who are usually gentle are scary when they snap in anger, arenât they!
This time, it was the machos who got scared. Yep. Iâm scared too. It canât be helped.
âDirk, thank you for getting angry for my sake. I was really scared.â
âYeah.â
Dirk smiled fluffily. Yep, Dirkâs smile is the greatest.
âWell then, I have looked for you gentlemen to file a complaint.â
âYes? What is it about?â
The favorite for the championship macho asked.
âDirkâs lower half of the body is mine.â
ââSilence reigned over. Yeah. I said it wrong. Nah, Iâm going to push it as it is.
âOnly I am allowed to look at Dirk in his underwear. I will allow millions to see his upper half, but his lower half is another thing. As his mate, I cannot give you my consent.â
âNo, but itâs a tradition, soâ¦â
It canât be helped. I will have to get specific!
âGora-chan, câmon!â
âYou called?â
Gora-chan tilted his head cutely.
âJUST THIS ONCE! I will allow your big form with no clothes on for a limited time.â
âAhhh!â
I pointed at the pervert⦠no, at Gora-chan who was wearing a leaf as I spoke to him.
âYouâre not much different in terms of exposure than Gora-chan here. No, you look even more obscene because the line between your nether regions is more revealing than Gora-chanâs.â
âMore revealingâ¦â
âObsceneâ¦â
âI will not present my beloved mate in this obscene form to the public! Only two of us can enjoy this!â
âYou did not need to disclose that information, okay!? You could have just said that you didnât want others to see it, no!?â
âMy real intentions just⦠itâs fine if itâs just the two of us though, no?â
âUghâ¦â¦â¦â¦â¦ if itâs just for a littleâ¦â
When I teased with my head tilted to the side, I never thought I would be OKâed! I will definitely make him wear it later!
Somehow, the machos were covering their crotches bashfully. Have you just become self-aware and embarrassed?n/o/vel/b//in dot c//om
âW, what should weâ¦â
âDoesnât Wolfanea have a fantastic national costume that is fit to show off muscles? Go wear that.â
The parade was a big success. For some reason, I also rode the float together with Dirk. Why? There was no need for me, right? I did not want to show my face, so I was wearing a mask as always.
âSaintess-sama, banzai!â
âMuscles, meat, meat!â
âRosariiin!!â
âMeat, meat! Muscles!â
âRosariiin!!â
Someone started responding to another personâs weird call!
âIs that the Muscle Saintess?â
âSheâs still just a child isnât she, our Muscle Saintess.â
I am no Muscle Sainteeeeess!!
Darn it, which one of you started the Muscle call & response! At this rate, I will become the Muscle Saintess!
âMuscle Saintess, banzai!!â
âMuscles! Muscles!â
âRosariiin!â
âMuscular muscles!â
âRosariiin!â
Stop iiiiiiit!! Wonât that make me look like a brawny muscly girl!? I certainly do have muscles, but! I am not musculaaaar!!
To alleviate my great deal of stress, I decided to gaze at my precious mate.
âWhoah⦠you are wonderful, Dirkâ¦â
âT, thanks.â
Dirk was wearing the Wolfanean national costume, ao dai. Moreover, it came with an option to expose the chest area a little! I want to fondle it later! No, Iâm absolutely touching it today!
Other machos were also wearing pen ao dais. Even in this world, giving a glimpse seemed to be romantic, so the barely showing muscles were apparently more popular than if they were wearing speedos. The following year, the Muscle Festival became Wolfaneaâs martial arts competition, and the parade was done in ao dais.
Thus, the Muscle Festival ended with a slight change in the Saintessâ title.
Why did it turn out like this!?