Chapter 28: Picnic and dragon.
Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen. Watashi wa『Futsuu』no Koushaku Reijou desu!
Now then, today is the picnic day. I did not have much problems with making the lunch because Dirk-sama always eats abnormally lots. I decided on the menu after asking Dan about Fatherâs, Motherâs, and Elder brotherâs preferences. It had quite a fun.
Motherâs condition got considerably better so she decided to participate too. Arc and Martha are going along as guards too.
Leaving the town from the mansion, we embarked on the highway. We went by carriage as usual.
Stopping the carriage along the highway, a barrier was set up around it. The plan is to walk to the picnic place from here.
It was a small hill with a good view. A table with chairs and even parasol were set up... this is not the picnic I know of.
W, well, Motherâs body is weak after all! I tried to make an excuse for myself.
Elder brother wanted to stroll around the nearby forest, so I tagged along with him. Arc is our guard.
Elder brotherâs eyes were sparkling from the different plants that grow around our mansion and he especially stored those with medical use to his magic engraved bag. Since even the parasol came out of it, I thought that it was a magic bag with obviously strange capacity.
ãAh, an Orcã
Instantly taking out the knife that was fastened to my leg, I drove it right in the Orcâs glabella.
ã...... Whaaa!?ã
It was Rosalia-san. I canât do stunts like these. Elder brother is shocked.
Pulling the knife out, I shook off the blood. Itâs scary how used you are to it, Rosalia-san.
ãRosalia was apparently taught many things by Manyaã
Was this all taught in secret? I kept thinking.
ãGot it. I will have silly Sis break... retrain herã
ãYou said break just now, didnât you!?ã
ãI have thought so before, but donât you treat Manya too horribly?ã
ãNo, itâs normal, right?ã
I believe that their normal is abnormal in the first place. Arc has put away the defeated Orc in a magic bag. Eh, itâs edible?
ãItâs commonly delicious. Just like porkã
ãEh!? You are going to eat it!?ã
Elder brother backed away. Iâm glad, Elder brother had no knowledge of eating Orcs. I was relieved from the bottom of my heart.
Then, thirty minutes later,
ãNiisamaã
ãWhatã
ãWhat should I say?ã
ãYeahã
ãThis is not the picnic I had in mindã
ãI think so tooã
ãNo, this encounter rate is abnormal, alright!ã
I didnât know. That forest was a danger zone. Seriously lots of monsters are coming at us.
ãAnyhow, I will hold them back, so take Niisama and call for reinforcements!ã
It would be impossible for me to do it while protecting Elder brother. I will be able to somehow manage alone. Furthermore, my mobility is extremely slow because of my short legs.
ãI feel that I will definitely get killed by Neechan though!ã
ãDo you have any other way?ã
ãCanât think of one!ã
ãWhoaa!?ã
No sooner than talking, Arc threw Elder brother over his shoulder and withdrew at tremendous speed.
ãH, huh?ã
The monsters passed by the barrier I have set up. They are not chasing after Elder brother and Arc either, they are... running away?
ãY, you are!ã
ãThe son of Marquis Roswayde!?ã
Why is this fellow here? Moreover, heâs all tattered. There are a few other Knights, all are injured as well. I healed them first.
ãT, that helps, but... I wonât thank you. We have to call for rescue partyã
ãI donât really need your thanks... rescue party?ã
ãThe Second Knights Order is battling a dragon on the other sideã
If Iâm not mistaken, the Second unit is... where Dirk-sama belongs to.
Moreover, thinking about it carefully, Dirk-sama has only one eye in the game! In other words, heâs in danger of being seriously injured...
ãDirk is in trouble!ã
ãUwa!?ã
ãArc and others will come back here, so you guys stay here, borrow Dukeâs carriage and send a message! Hal! Sui!ã
ããRogerãã
Sui cast a barrier and Hal a floating magic, I gave it the propulsion power and flew in the direction where the son of Marquis Roswayde and other came from.
ãNooo, this is super scary!ã
Sui smiled wryly. Hal laughed hard. If you want to laugh, laugh! I did this myself, but I am super scared! Occasionally crashing into something (probably monsters?) is also scary!
ãI see it!ã
A dragon in the front! Rather than acting violently...
ãIt hurts, my throat hurts! Uncles, please make it stop, it hurts! It huuurts!ã
A voice of a crying child. Coming from the dragon. Is it a child dragon?
ãHal! I will take charge of the flying, so give me your greatest amplification!ã
ãOkay~ã
I took a deep breath and shouted.
ãEveryone, donât moveee!!!ã
It caused a great damage. Especially to Dirk-sama. His hearing ability is great after all. I am sorry. I will think about my actions a little the next time.
ãGee, why is even Rudolf-san bullying a child this small!ã
ãWha?ã
Oh my? The Knights... even Dirk-sama are staring at me with their mouths wide open?
ãEh, I mean heâs crying so much, it hurts, it hurts, make it stop pleaseã
ã... Jouchan, does it sound like that to you?ã
ãYesã
ãOneechan, you can understand what I am saying?ã
The bright red dragon tilted his head. How big. His big, round eyes are adorable.
ãI canã
Dragon-kun was making a painful expression.
ãOwie... my throat acts violently from painã
ãYou poor little thing...ã
ãRosarin, thatâs dangerous!ã
Dragon-kun obediently lowered his head and let me pet it.
Oy, who was it? Which one of you said that even dragon fears the Witch Queen?
Sui climbed on top of my head.
ãIt canât be helped. This child is more of a child than we are. Unless one has Spirit Insight like you, they wonât be able to understand a dragonã
ãDirk canât tell either?ã
ãI think Dirk understands Holy Beast-sama most likely because heâs of the same feline family~ã
ãEh, a reason like that?ã
First of all, I received a permission from Rudolf-san to do something about Dragon-kun. Since heâs saying that his throat is hurting, I had him lower his head and open his mouth.
ãIt seems to be deeper inside...ã
I went into Dragon-kunâs mouth. When I illuminated it with light magic, I discovered something stuck deep in his throat.
ãHeave-hoã
What was stuck there was a palm-sized dagger. It felt somewhat uncomfortable.
I healed Dragon-kunâs wound just in case and came out.
ãRosarin! Are you a fool! Where in the world is a girl who would enter a dragonâs mouth!ã
Sheâs right here. I couldnât say that. Dirk-sama is scary when angry. However, seeing me like that, Dragon-kun faced Dirk-samaâs anger.
ãDonât bully Oneechan!ã
Thinking that Dragon-kun was turning violent, Dirk-sama protected me.
ãRosarin! Stay behind me!ã
ãStop! I am fine so donât be angry! This person was just worried because I have entered in your mouth!ã
ãIs that so?ã
Dragon-kun shrunk and became the size of my palm. He settled in my hand.
ãOniichan, Iâm sorryã
ãHeâs apologizing to youã
ãAh, yeahã
ãRudolf-san, hereã
I handed him over the dagger.
ãItâs probably cursed. I canât tell with what thoughã
ãFumu, I will wrap it with a sealing cloth. We shall investigate just in caseã
In the end, Dragon-kun seemed to be stabbed while sleeping, so the culprit is unknown. The problem would be what to do with Dragon-kun now.
ãOneechan, thank you. It doesnât hurt anymoreã
Round and cute eyes, nice and cold scales. The palm-sized Dragon-kun was adorable. It makes me want to rub against him. Hau~ so smooth. He closed his eyes and let out fawning sounds under my petting.
ã... Rosarinã
Umm, why do you look like crying? Dirk-sama, whatâs the matter?n/o/vel/b//in dot c//om
ãDo you like this lizard more than me?ã
ãEhã
To think he was jealous of a dragon. Eh? Seriously? The opponent is probably just a toddler, you know? Ah, I am too.
ãIf you mean in a romantic way, then I like Dirk moreã
ãAll is fine thenã
Is that really fine? He was a bit bashful and sulkish~ I ended up patting Dirk too.
In the meanwhile, Arc and... uwaai, Martha-sama who looked like the incarnation of Hannya arrived! Arc is tied up again! Treating a precious fighting force like that...
ãOjousamaaa! I am glad that you are safe! This Martha thought of crushing everyone to death were something happen to youuu!ã
I got embraced and ground against. Martha, that strength! I will die! Rather, I will be the one to get crushed to death!!
ãSheâs fine! She even had the balls to enter a dragonâs mouth without hesitation. You donât have to be so worriedã
Aaaaah, I wanted to keep that a secret though, Rudolf-san...
ãOjousamaã
ãYesã
ãYou will explain in detail, right?ã
ã... Yesã
I was firmly scolded. No, yeah. But, it was inevitable, I think.