Chapter 91: Lunch and mofu cravings.
Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen. Watashi wa『Futsuu』no Koushaku Reijou desu!
Now then, itâs time for lunch. Dober-san declined since he had his own lunchbox made with loving care of his wife or something, but everyone else had joined us.
I spread a large, pink blanket at the usual sunny place in the vicinity of the Knights Order headquarters, and lined up the lunchboxes. Today, I painstakingly made a piece of work. However, I thought that Dober-san would join us too, so thereâs a little bit too much, I think?
â... There are many dishes I have not seen before, huh.â
The son of Marquis Roswayde looked at the dishes in wonder.
âRosarinâs cooking is really delicious.â
â... Itâs not the Duke familyâs chefâs?â
âI made it myself.â
ââ......ââ
Silence speaks in the lack of trust in me. Hmph. You donât have to eat if you donât want to. Even though the son of Marquis Roswayde ate my barbecue and soup before, Adeil-san ate my homemade sweets as well.
âIf you donât want it, I am going to give your shares to Curtis.â
âSeriously? I will have it, I will eat!â
âEh?â
Curtis made an unexpected entrance. Hugh-san was with him too.
âRosarin, I want to eat too!â
I saw Curtis like a Shiba-Inu begging me for food. I canât win against a hungry puppy.
â... Eat as much as you please.â
âYaay~!â
Curtis swiftly took off his shoes and sat down on the blanket.
âYour manners, Curtis.â
âThank you for the meal!â
Curtis obediently thanked for the meal and started eating Karaage.
âSo good~!â
âThatâs not fair, Curtis! I am also going to eat!â
Dirk started eating undauntedly too.
âYummy... Rosarinâs warm meal after such long time...â
We couldnât eat lunch boxes together recently, after all... should I make a special bag for Dirkâs lunchboxes? Freshly made food is the best, after all. I am glad that Dirk is feeling happy. It was worthwhile doing my best.
âMugumugumugumugu.â
âHamhamhamham.â
Holy Beast-sama and Darkness-sama ate in silence. Is it tasty? Is that so?
âMay I have some too?â
âGo ahead.â
Hugh-san was hungry as well, so he joined us. He then pulled out many sandwiches he brought for his lunch.
âAdeil, how about you eat this if you donât want that? You like sandwiches, right? I will eat your share.â
âI did not say I wonât eat it!â
â...... What the hell is this?â
â... Itâs super good.â
Hugh-san showed a surprised expression. What he ate was a croquette.
And, Adeil-san forgot his character once again. What he ate was full of ingredients Shigure-Ni I made today.
âAdeil-san, that is Hundredth Million Buffalo beef stew.â
â... Wha?â
â... Thatâs an ultra high-class ingredient.â
The son of Marquis Roswaydeâs expression was sour, for some reason.
âIs that so? I am glad it suits your tastes. It was worthwhile hunting it yesterday.â
âIt should be quite expensive, you know? Is it all right to make such luxurious lunchboxes every time?â
âEh? I hunted it so it was free of charge, you know? If you want a compromise, then the only cost was my labor.â
â......â
â......â
Weird. Something is off. Buying (katte) and hunting (katte)... maybe? I could understand why they were speaking of it being expensive then. After I explained, the son of Marquis Roswayde who now understood had snapped.
âIn what world is there a young lady who goes casually hunting an S-rank monster to put into a lunchbox! Your lack of common sense should stay within the bounds!â
âThereâs one right here! Itâs the result of the affection for my beloved future husband and thoughts of wanting to let him eat something delicious, and wanting to reward the knights who were forced to do boring paperwork because of me!â
âYour heart is wonderful, but your actions are strange!â
â... Itâs Rosarin we are talking about, she canât help it, no?â
â............ Indeed.â
The son of Marquis Roswayde ended up assenting to Curtis words.
Wait, what do you mean by that, Curtis.
Donât just agree there, son of Marquis Roswayde.n/o/vel/b//in dot c//om
Noticing that I was glaring at him, Curtis tried to deceive his way out with the words âItâs tasty, so eat!â while stuffing food into the mouth of the son of Marquis Roswayde. Even if I say so myself, it was a fairly good method.
â... Itâs delicious.â
In the end, the son of Marquis Roswayde started eating too. He seemed to like it as he ate in silence.
â... By the way, Miss Rosarin. Why are you sitting on top of Dirkâs lap?â
ââAh.ââ
Itâs a habit, so I sat down as usual.
âEh? They are always like this during lunchtime, ya know?â
â... I see.â
The son of Marquis Roswayde said in a tone of resignation.
âHow about minding the public for once?â
Right! Being pointed out by Adeil-san who completely lost his Fake-Onee persona, I promptly got off Dirkâs lap and sat next to him.
Hey! Stop making a lonely expression, Dirk! Wonât you make me feel as if I have to sit on your lap!
â... Adeil, you are different from usual, arenât you?â
âAh.â
Adeil-san froze after being pointed out by Dirk. He roughly scratched his head.
â... Thatâs as it should be.â
âHmm. Isnât that way better?â
âIndeed. I feel thereâs a usually a distance between you, Hugh, and Curtis, but I could see you getting naturally along now.â
Dirk agreed with the words of the son of Marquis Roswayde. Heâs unexpectedly sharp.
â... That might be so.â
Adeil-san did not deny. He might be a close friend of Dirk and the son of Marquis Roswayde too.
âLike that, you are naturally cool.â
â... Eh?â
No, donât take it so seriously. I was quite fond of Adeil-san in the game. My real opinion has just...! Awawawawa! Dirk, donât be saddened!
â... Hmm~ they how about you date me?â
âNot possible. I am Dirkâs, after all.â
I replied reflexively. Dirk was obviously feeling relieved.
âWhoa, I thought so. Itâs good to be passionate, but wouldnât it be better to remove the wounds on your back and neck? Even if it might be to honor your first experience.â
Adeil-san grinned. First experience?
â...? ...!! Letâs erase it! We did not do it, but letâs not leave any trace behind!!â
Adeil-sanâs remark basically meant âhaving fun in the nightâ! There certainly is hickey on Dirkâs neck, so it canât be helped that he misunderstood!
âEh? No way!â
âWe will get misunderstood that we want all the way, though! At least the neck!â
â... All the way?â
Dirk looked puzzledly. However, realizing the meaning, he instantly blushed.
â... Rather, even though you did not do it, what have you two lovers done to cause such wounds on Dirkâs back?â
Delicacy? Is that delicious? Curtis dropped the bomb.
âThatâs â âI will die from embarrassment, so stop it! I will do dogeza or anything, so please donât say it! I wonât talk to you for a while if you say it!â
â... You are desperate, arenât you?â
The son of Marquis Roswayde was surprised. I got teary-eyed.
â... And so, why?â
And, being able to read the mood, but not minding at all, Curtis pressed for the answer.
âIf you ask again, I wonât ever give you snacks again.â
âGot it. I wonât ask.â
Sensing that I was being serious, Curtis quickly pulled back.
ââThey are completely tamed.ââ
The twins seemed exhausted. I cannot deny that. Curtis canât operate without snacks.
Finishing todayâs dessert, I took Dirkâs hand.
âDirk, I have something to talk to you about. Excuse us, we will return before the break ends.â
âSure.â
â... Keep it moderate.â
The son of Marquis Roswayde replied without asking questions. Holy Beast-sama understood my selfish reason. The other members did not seem to understand the reason.
â... Secret talk?â
Dirk asked while tilting his head.
âYesterday, I endured. I refrained from Holy Beast-samaâs wonderful fluff. Today, I endured. Please satisfy my mofu cravings! I am suffering from withdrawal symptoms already!â
âWait! What are mofu cravings!? You have withdrawal symptoms when you go without fluff!?â
âI do! Itâs said that humans have three big desires, appetite, sleep, and mofu cravings!! The mofu cravings is an insatiable desire to mofumofu the soft and fluffy fur of your beloved to your heartâs content!â
âNo... thatâs a libido, no?â
Adeil-san interjected in exhaustion. No, rather than a libido, itâs mofu cravings for me.
â... All right.â
Dirk heroicly acknowledged.
â... Do your best?â
Curtis, who understands the situation has been more or less, considera-...
âIf you donât return, I will consider it Dirk losing to his libido, but donât worry, I will tidy up here, so be at ease?â
He meant well at first, but he ended up going in the wrong direction in the end.
âI wonât lose, alright!â
Dirk was teary-eyed. I smiled wryly at Dirk and took his hand.
âI will go easy on you, as much as I can. As much as I can.â
âI donât feel relieved to hear that at all...â
However, Dirk kept holding my hand. We went to a place further away, I erected a barrier and hugged Dirk.
âDirk, Beastify.â
âOkay.â
Dirk turned into his beast form. Hau... mofumofu. I unbuttoned his shirt.
âEh!? Wait!â
âOnly the upper half, all right?â
âWha... nyaa! Thatâs... nyaan!â
Fuhaha, my golden finger is not to be trifled with. I am already familiar with Dirkâs comfortable points.
I will have you nyaanyaa for me!
âNyaa... funyaa...â
Dirk was totally melted by my technique. He completely surrendered to me as his sugary voice couldnât stop leaking out. And above all, the sensation of this fluff!
âHau... mofumofu...â
âNyaa... it tickles when you rub... nyaan... feels good...â
I lied on Dirkâs chest and thoroughly enjoyed the mofumofu. Chin? Under the chin is where it feels good?
âFumiyuu... purr, purr.â
He was purring. Heâs about to melt, is it about the time?
âMiyaa!? T, thatâs...â
âI will make you feel good.â
I touched Dirkâs tail. I have not touched the tail much before, so I am not sure where it feels good.
âAh... stop... nyaan! Fuah... no...â
Somehow, his voice got sexy on top of being sugary...
âRosarin... any more than this is...â
âN~, a little bit more...â
When I ignored him and bit his ear, Dirk spasmed.
âNyaa! It really is bad! I will have to change clothes!â
Change? When I thought about it, I understood. You will feel comfortable over there? I would normally stop here, but not today.
â... I got it. Not the tail then.â
âIf... if thatâs the case, then... nyaa... nn...â
âMofumofu... happiness...â
Seeing Dirk who couldnât speak people language anymore, my mind recovered.
â... I overdid it.â
I definitely went too far. Dirk was stiff... with the expression of ecstasy.
âMiyuuu...â
I had not touched him, yet Dirk let out a catâs cry.
âDirk?â
After a while of swaying and shaking with him, Dirk came back to himself.
â... You said you would go easy on me!â
He cried. No, well, I am sorry. You see, itâs because my mofu cravings were oppressed.
After managing to soothe Dirk and returning just before the break ended, the picnic blanket was already tidied up
âThank you for tidying up.â
â... No worries, whatâs up with Dirk?â
â... I saw heaven and hell...â
Dirk declared with tears in his eyes. Holy Beast-sama looked at me with disappointment... no, except Dirk, everyone looked at me with judging eyes. I was being tormented by cold gazes!
â... My oppressed mofu cravings had exploded, you see.â
âYou, just how strong are those so-called mofu cravings of yours!? What do you mean by âexplodedâ!?â
â... I forgot myself because of the happiness from the mofu sensation and made a serious effort.â
âThe owner of the technique that could make even me, who has lived for such a long time, to purr got serious, huh... moreover, paired with the love for the young beastman... that would truly be from heaven to hell experience. Dirk, how about lifting Rosarinâs mofumofu ban?â
âNo way... I wonât let Rosarin do that to anyone except me... I will endure. I am going to bear it.â
âUmm... as expected, I had not done anything of such level to anyone except you, Dirk.â
âI would cry if you did!â
âNo, I did not and will not, so donât cry.â
âRather, it has levels?â
â... She normally plays by observing my reaction... it usually ends just with patting and hugging, though...â
âOnce you canât endure, the one who will end up crying will be definitely Rosarin, ya know? It would probably be wiser to adjust.â
â... Have a sense of humility.â
âWhat are you going to do if she explodes even while being carefu~l?â
âThings like mofu cravings, Rosarin-chan really is amusing! Rather, Adeil would seriously need your advice!â
â... I donât understand well, but enduring is not good.â
âThatâs why I told you to keep it in moderation.â
Curtis, Son of Marquis Roswayde, Adeil-san, Hugh-san who got to experience Adeil-sanâs fist, Darkness-sama and Holy Beast-sama each gave their comment.
Anyhow, the conclusion.
â... Dirk will have it hard if my mofu cravings spontaneously explode again, so I will make sure to discharge them frequently.â
The time passed and the lunch break ended. We worked in the afternoon again.
Dirk wasnât able to walk straight, so the son of Marquis Roswayde and Adeil-san had to support him. Holy Beast-sama, donât keep looking at me like that! I know. I understand that I overdid it, okay!!