T H E T A L K

Some friendly reminders

AKA

"T H E T A L K"

Yes, that's right. The Talk.

DUN DUN DUN (hahaha)

Just kidding. I'm not here to talk about the birds and the bees, so don't worry.

First off...

• Rereaders, please do not spoil the story. I can see you!

• If you have nothing nice to write, then keep your fingers to yourself. Think before you type. ;)

• This is a pretty rough draft. It's far from perfect. If you can point out any typos and any other plotholes, please PM me so I can fix it right away. It's greatly appreciated.

• Before you call the characters dumb or stupid, try reading the whole story first (or at least half of it). Please give it a chance. I purposely did not give a back story because in the end you'll get an explanation and you will find out why they acted that way.

• I don't want to read any comment saying eeww, yuck or WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS STORY??? whenever there are sexual episodes. Please behave. ;)

• I don't tolerate slut shaming. Bitch is ok, because you know, it's a female dog.

• A few sex scenes in a story doesn't automatically label it SMUT. There's a difference, people. Look it up. Wait, wait, wait — don't look it up! Okay, so maybe I have a little smut here and there. ;)

• Character pics are just a guide. It's how I envisioned them. But please feel free to ignore the character pics and imagine whoever you like. And tbh, I do lack in the character description department. I don't like describing them too much.

• If you think this story is confusing as hell within the first few chapters, please don't jump to conclusions. I know you guys have a lot of questions because the plot doesn't make sense, it's not believable, etc etc. but try to read the whole thing first, or at least get to read half of it, because I promise you, you will be able to understand it as the story progresses.

• Just because Daphne was so upset for losing her virginity doesn't mean you have to feel the same way. It's your life, you make your own decisions. If you know the time is right to have sex, then so be it. You want to wait until marriage? Then good for you. Always remember, TO EACH THEIR OWN. There isn't a right/wrong side. Do what you think is right for you. Virginity is sacred to some people, so please respect the views of others. Sacred is NOT a stupid word.

• Sex is a natural part of life. Oh, wait, are you cringing? Don't be scared. Just because there was a little blood involved doesn't mean you have to avoid sex. First timers can bleed, but some don't. Really depends how thick or thin your hymen is and how you guys have sex. I wish I can explain everything but all you gotta do is google it.

Or maybe not.

• In one of the chapters, there was a heated discussion about Brazilian wax/shaving your nether regions/shaving the hair in every part of your body. I know where you're coming from. Believe me, I'm not a fan of Brazilian wax either. If you want a thick forest, go ahead and don't shave. You want to be a bald pussycat? Then get the Brazilian wax. Hair basically protects our skin from bacteria, and it's really a matter of preference. It's your body, do whatever you want.

• Please do not start a fight with your fellow readers/commenters. Always be courteous and respectful.

• The title has a purpose, I promise. If you stick around the drama, then you'll find out why. Don't comment saying the characters are being unreasonable if you haven't read the whole story.

• So many people have pointed out that men only wear cologne. No, both terms (perfume and cologne) are used for both genders. Perfect example is the Johnson's baby cologne. I've used it back in high school. Therefore cologne is not only used by men. The difference is the alcohol content. Perfume is stronger, cologne is lighter. Thought I'd clear things up, just in case you didn't know.

• Yes, Daphne still lives with her mom. Everyone's like 'Why is she still living with her mom??' Just so you know, not everyone moves out once they turn 18. Some want to stay with their parents until they can afford it and some just want to stay with their parents because they just want to. It's a personal preference, really.

• This is a cringe inducing, blush provoking novel. Hope you came prepared. Hehe

• Annoying characters up ahead. Please be patient with them. ;)

• Please understand that this novel is not professionally edited like real published books. You might notice that the female character is super flawed. No one's perfect in real life anyway so we tend to overthink and change our minds a lot.

• Smile, you're on camera! Please do not plagiarize my story. Remember, I have your picture and I can track you down. (Evil grin)

• OR... (Creepy whisper)  I'll visit you in your sleep. BOO! (Evil laugh)

• Just kidding. #sorrynotsorry

• Last but not the least, always wear protection. :P

• And oh, before I forget... have fun reading! :)

• Oh, wait... Meet my little friend, Mr. Gecko.

Tell me what you make of that gif. ;)

I remember readers used to hate me when they saw this before the steamy scene. :P This Gif was posted on chapter 15 as a joke. Since chapter 15 is no longer free, I decided to move this little guy here. Hope I made you laugh. 😂

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