Chapter 357
After the Doomsday Rebirth, My Whole Family is Big Brother
Looking at the meaningful smile of the old sister, Bai Yifan always felt something was wrong, but he didn't respond.
The walnuts in Bai Zhengxuan's old couple's orchard were basically given to Bai Yifan, and there was still no effect.
Maybe Bai Yifan's posture of eating walnuts is not quite right.
When he eats walnuts, he eats them with a door.
"I think I look good. If I compare with my sister..." Bai Yifan touches his nose and hooks the corners of his mouth. "I think I'm almost better looking."
Narcissistic people always think they are better looking than anyone.
Not to mention that Bai Yifan is compared with Bai qiramie, but Bai Yifan also thinks he is the most handsome compared with Zhu Yilong!
"I also think Xiao Fan looks better than Xiao Zhu."
Bai Anhai covered his eyes and said without conscience.
"Indeed, if you look carefully, Xiao Fan's eyes seem to be bigger than Xiao Zhu's eyes."
Wang Yiyun reached out and pulled Bai Yifan's eyes out twice.
In this way, it's really bigger than white Jue's eyes.
The premise is that Xiao Zhu has to close his eyes.
"Well, I think my parents are too biased and leave all the good genes to Bai Yifan. I'm really envious and jealous!" Bai qirami looked bitter and bitter.
"Xiao Zhu, you are the most beautiful in my heart." Leng Yebai stretched out his hand and pulled Bai Jue's finger, then looked at Bai Yifan and talked seriously, "although Xiao Fan looks better than you, others can't compare with you!"
"Xiao Leng is right. Xiao Fan's face is whiter than Xiao Zhu, and his legs are longer." Bai Zhengxuan nodded with a smile on his face.
"Waist is also thin." Liu Jing added.
Bai Yifan listened to everyone's praise. If he had a tail, he would be up in the sky.
"Elder sister, don't worry. Even if you're not as good-looking as me, I won't compete with you and steal your limelight!"
Bai Yifan bared his teeth and smiled, with a generous face.
My heart blossomed with joy.
It seems that his appearance can still play well, that is, the end of the world, otherwise it is not impossible for him to be a hero in an idol drama.
"Alas ~" Bai Juzhu sighed a long sigh and looked at Bai Yifan with his chin. "You say I'm not beautiful enough. How can I attract those traffickers? What we need is a long, super good-looking sister!"
"There's no way." Bai Yifan shrugged his shoulders, "but if you don't talk and kill the zombies with your bare hands, you may be able to cheat several human traffickers."
"Xiao Fan, I think you look good."
Bai Qizhu endured the impulse to beat Bai Yifan and smiled at Bai Yifan again.
"I think so, too."
Bai Yifan nodded solemnly.
"Which color do you like, blue or pink?" Bai asked again.
"Pink." Bai Yifan blurted out solemnly, suddenly felt that what he said was wrong, and quickly changed his mouth, "pink is also very good-looking. In fact, I like blue best!"
"Oh, do you think girls look good in long skirts or short skirts?"
"Long skirt."
"Do girls look good with long hair or short hair?"
"Long hair!"
"Do you like girls with heavy makeup?"
"Long and good-looking, with heavy makeup."
"Do you think high heels or low heels look good?"
"High heels, of course."
"How about wearing fake long hair, heavy makeup, a pink princess skirt and high heels?"
"OK..." Bai Yifan nodded to himself. Suddenly he found that he was talking too fast and shook his head, "no! This is really bad. My gender is wrong!"
Go out for a walk in girls' clothes. If someone you know sees it, does he still have the dignity of a man?
"It's all right. I'll put on a heavy make-up and a wig for you. No one will see it!"
Wang Yiyun calmly took out a makeup bag and began to take out things.
No matter what others think, Wang Yiyun can't stand his power.
It's challenging to dress up your ugly son as a little princess.
More trouble than dressing a zombie.
But she! But! To!
If this huge project can be completed perfectly, she will definitely become one of the best morticians!
"No, I can't wear girls' clothes."
Bai Yifan shook his head madly and looked at the bright eyes of the family. Bai Yifan refused in his heart.
What a shame.
"Alas, but I'm not as charming as you. I can't attract those traffickers!"
Bai Jue sighed faintly and looked at Bai Yifan's face with "jealousy".
"Yes! Xiao Zhu is really a little long..." Wang Yiyun secretly winked at Bai Juzhu and looked at Bai Yifan with a serious expression. "Xiao Fan is good-looking, so we have to make the best use of everything. We can't let those traffickers catch innocent girls everywhere!"
Human traffickers are no longer important.
Importantly, the Bai family now wants to see Bai Yifan wear women's clothes.
"Yes! If you can't catch them one day, you don't know how many innocent girls have been caught by them." Bai Anhai patted Bai Yifan seriously, "Xiao Fan, come on, for those girls, wear it!"
Bai Anhai's greatest wish is to have seven beautiful daughters, just like the seven princesses in the sky. (when Bai dad was a child, he was often dragged by grandma Bai to watch fairy tales. He watched too much and entered the play too deeply.)
The wishes of seven daughters can't be realized, and the wishes of two daughters can barely be realized for a few minutes.
"I won't go. Now I think my elder sister looks better than me. I think my elder sister will definitely seduce... Ah bah, attract human traffickers!"
Bai Yifan still refuses madly.
The Bai family looked at each other and saw that Bai Yifan didn't buy it.
So I changed my mind.
After two minutes of eye contact, the atmosphere in the bus suddenly became sad.
"Alas! Your elder sister has suffered a lot since she was a child!" Bai Zhengxuan said with a look of beating her chest and feet. "I'm too feudal. I always value boys over girls. I've been bad to your elder sister since I was a child. I'll give you everything delicious and delicious to watch."
Bai Yifan blinked and looked at Bai Zhengxuan who beat his chest and feet.
Sure enough, he guessed right. The old people are patriarchal.
It's just, is that true?
He thought grandpa gave him all the snacks that his sister didn't eat?
"I'm not good either!" Liu Jing rubbed her eyes. Although she didn't rub out tears, the sad atmosphere has risen. "When your mother gave birth to your old sister, I saw it was a girl and forced your mother to have another son to carry on the family line!"
In fact, Bai's mother was accidentally pregnant and ate too many hot peppers. Bai Anhai thought she was another girl, so she obediently paid the fine for the second child
"Alas --" Wang Yiyun also sighed, "yes! Your elder sister looks like a baby pimple on the surface. In fact, everyone likes you most. Your elder sister has really been wronged."
Bai Anhai was silent. He just lowered his head silently, tightened his fingers, and looked regretful.
... he's afraid he'll laugh as soon as he opens his mouth. It's better not to speak.
Bai Yifan silently glanced at Bai's father and immediately understood.
Father's love is deep. Why did dad beat him when he was young and don't beat sister?
That's because Dad expects too much of himself and has given up education for his sister!