Three Swedish Mountain Men: Chapter 6
Three Swedish Mountain Men: A Reverse Harem Romance
Poor Daisy looks like sheâs going to have a heart attack. She shoots up, her eyes widening. âWhat are you doing?â She demands. âGet the Hell off him!â
âNo.â
She launches herself at Cole, trying to pull him off me. Iâve got to hand it to herâsheâs a fighter. She comes at him like a wildcat. Unfortunately, heâs used to dealing with moose about fourteen times her weight, so he probably barely notices as she grabs his arm and tries to drag him away.
âWhat is wrong with you?â She hisses. âHave you lived in the woods so long youâve turned into a fucking bear? Get off him!â
âWhat the Hell do you think youâre doing?â He growls at me. âWe left you alone for half an hour! You canât keep your hands off her for that long?â
I put my hands up. âI didnât do anything!â
âHe wasnât groping me,â Daisy pipes up. âHe was comforting me!â
âHe hit on you while you have a fucking head injury,â Cole snarls.
âI donât! Riven said I was fine. And I was the one snuggling up to him, not the other way around.â She tries again to shove Cole off me. âGet off him, you fucking brute.â
âItâs alright, babe,â I say. âWe do this all the time. Heâs pretty easy to take down, look.â I grab him by the ankle and yank, hard. Cole swears as he topples down on top of me.
âFuck,â I grunt as all the air gets knocked out my lungs. âJesus. You need to go on a diet, man. No more moose pie for you.â
He shoves himself upright, eyes burning. âCome to the barn,â he mutters. âRiven wants to talk to you.â
Daisy offers me her hand. I donât need it, but Iâm certainly not going to say no to any opportunity to touch her. I wrap my fingers around her tiny wrist, letting her help me to my feet, then brush myself off.
âSee? No harm done. Cole wouldnât hurt a fly, really.â
âSure.â She sounds sceptical. âWhere are we going?â
âNot you,â Cole orders. âStay.â He pushes her back onto the sofa cushions.
She sputters. âIâm not a dog!â
âWeâre going to talk about you. You canât come.â
âWeâre going to look at your car,â I explain, glaring at him. âYou may as well stay here in the warm. Here.â I pull a blanket out of the basket next to the sofa and wrap it around her. âEat your cinnamon bun. Weâll be back soon.â
Her eyes narrow. This is not a girl who likes being told what to do. Noted. I smile at her as angelically as I can, until she sits back down, her eyes still suspicious.
Bored of this interaction, Cole turns on his heel and leaves, heading for the door.
I catch up with him halfway to the barn, stumbling through the snow. Itâs coming down thick, now. We donât have a lot of time. âCan you tone it down a bit?â I ask, as he storms ahead. âI was just telling her she was safe here. I donât think your random act of violence is really going to convince her.â
âYou shouldnât have tried to kiss her when she was drugged up and crying,â he mutters.
âI wasnât going to kiss her.â
âYou were.â
âI wasnât! I was drying off her face! She was upset!â
He cuts me a cold look. âYouâve never seen a pretty girl you didnât try to kiss.â
âItâs actually the other way around. A pretty girl never saw me and decided not to kiss me. Thatâs hardly my fault, Iâm just immensely kissable.â
âReally?â He looks unimpressed. âYou didnât even think about it?â
I scoff. âWell, I didnât say that.â
Of course I thought about it. Iâve been thinking about it ever since we saw her. She looked adorable with her huge brown eyes, her cheeks pink from the cold. And then we got her inside, and I could see her the rest of her. Sheâs stunning. All curves and flowing hair. When she snuggled up with me on the couch, I got a close-up view of her soft pink mouth. So yes, I thought about kissing her. But I think about a lot of things. I wasnât actually going to do it. Iâm not enough of an asshole to kiss a scared, crying girl.
Coleâs reaction is pretty interesting, though. Considering how much he seems to dislike Daisy, he certainly is protective over her.
I grin up at him. âThatâs sweet, you know. You swooped in like her knight in shining armour. It kinda seems like you like herââ
I grunt as he shoves me sideways into a pile of snow.
Cole towed Daisyâs car into our storage barn. Itâs a big wooden building that we keep all of our vehicles and supplies in. One corner is full with chopped firewood covered with a tarp. In the other, weâve got food; tinned and dried goods, and a ton of frozen meat. Daisyâs car is parked up next to Coleâs truck. Rivenâs got his head stuck in the bonnet.
âWell?â I pull the barn door shut.
âItâs dead.â He kicks the tyre. âIt needs a heavy-duty mechanic. Thereâs no way she can get it looked at until after the storm ends.â He frowns. âEven then, she wonât get far without giving up her license.â
I remember the panic in her eyes as she lunged for her wallet. âMaybe itâs out of date? And she thought weâd get her in trouble?â
âWeâre not traffic wardens,â he mutters. âShe didnât have any Swedish cash, either. Just English.â I can see his mind ticking over as he tries to put the puzzle together.
Rivenâs always like this. He loves problem-solving. I guess thatâs what makes him such a good doctor. Iâm personally of the opinion that when a gorgeous girl ends up in your house, you shouldnât question it.
âShe doesnât know the language,â he says slowly. âShe doesnât have the right clothes, she didnât get her tyres changed. Itâs like she wasnât planning this.â He glances at me. âDid she tell you what she does?â
âSays sheâs a teacher.â
âWhat sort of teacher?â
âDunno. When I pushed her, she just froze up. She clearly didnât want to talk about it.â
âIsnât it the middle of the school year? She just abandoned her students to come drive out, completely unprepared, into the wilderness? Itâs like she suddenly had to drop everything and run.â
âSounds like sheâs in trouble with the law,â Cole grits out. âWe need to get her the Hell out of here.â
âThis isnât just your house,â I point out.
When we first came across the cabin, it was more of a dilapidated shed. Between the three of us, we fixed it up into a real home; we installed plumbing and a generator, rebuilt all the walls and windows, added in the solar panels and under-floor heating. Riven covered the costs, and we split the labour between us. Itâs not like Cole can make any decisions about house guests all by himself.
âWe should vote,â I decide. âI vote that the sexy British chick stays as long as possible. Riven?â
We both turn to look at him. He presses his lips together. âI think, if she wants to stay, she should answer some of our questions. Or at least let us see some form of identification.â
I throw my hands up. âWell, I think youâre both being dicks. If she were a guy, would you be acting so bloody suspicious?â
Neither of them respond. They know the answer. If Daisy were a guy, she would probably already be asleep in a guest bed.
âWell, then,â I say. âMaybe stop being so sexist.â
Cole snorts. âRight. Because thatâs why you want her to stay. Youâre championing womenâs rights.â
âI think women have the right not to freeze to death, yes,â I bite back. âFor Godâs sake, pull yourself together. She needs help. Itâs not her fault sheâs pretty.â
Riven rubs his eyes. âShe can stay until the storm passes,â he decides. âThen Cole can tow her car into the town to get fixed, and she can book into a hotel.â
âThat could be days,â Cole growls.
I toss him a grin. âIâm sure weâll find a few ways to pass the time.â
We have an old collapsible guest bed tucked away in the back of the barn, so we take it with us back to the cabin. When we get inside, though, it turns out itâs not necessary; Daisyâs fallen asleep on the sofa, curled in a tiny ball under the blanket. Riv heads back to his office to do some work. Cole goes to clear stuff out of the junk room. I just stay in the lounge for a while, warming up by the fire, and watching the light flicker over her face.