Chapter 4
Down and Dirty
Abe
âThank fuck thatâs over,â I grumbled, flopping into one of the brown leather recliners.
âYeah,â Craig said as he settled into the matching recliner next to me. âI know more than I ever wanted to about RVs.â
The RV was a top-of-the-line luxury model.
Twenty-First Century Parks had struck a deal with an RV company to rent the mausoleum on wheels free of charge for six weeks in exchange for publicity and advertising through our campaign.
The owner of the RV dealership delivered it personally to Honeymoon Bay, boring three-hour training session included.
I guess I didnât give it much thought before, but there was a lot to know about setting up an RV at a campground. Not to mention driving the fucking thing, ~while~ towing a Jeep behind it.
Craig and I planned to take turns. The guy made us drive it out of the park and down the highway to make sure we could handle it.
We were farm boys, used to handling heavy farm equipment, so it didnât take long to get the hang of it.
âWhat are we having for dinner?â Julie asked, running her fingers along the marble countertop.
âWhatever you make,â Craig said with a laugh. He leaned his head back and closed his eyes.
âAs if,â she scoffed. âYou know I canât cook.â
âOrder a pizza,â I joked.
âIâll cook,â Cheyenne said. She opened the fully stocked fridge and began pulling things out.
âYou can cook?â Julie asked.
She watched with a skeptical scowl as Cheyenne laid out four steaks and applied a rub she mixed up in less than two minutes.
Cheyenne glanced over at us. Craig had his eyes closed. She looked at me with wide eyes before responding to Julie.
âYes. I went to culinary school. Iâm pretty sure I know how to cook.â
âYou went to culinary school? I didnât know that. Sorry.â She studied her nails for a moment. âYou have permission to cook my food.â
âShit,â Craig muttered under his breath.
âMy moneyâs on your sister,â I whispered. Hands down. No contest. Cheyenne was probably five-nine or five-ten. And she was all muscle. The kind of muscle developed from years of hard labor.
Yeah, the little farm girl could kick the society chickâs ass in five seconds flat.
Cheyenne picked up a cloth and wiped her hands before lifting her head to glare at Julie. If looks could kill, Julie would be dead on the floor.
âI donât need your permission to do anything. Iâll prepare the meals because I like cooking. Whether you choose to eat what I make is entirely up to you.
âIf it werenât for me, you wouldnât even be on this trip. I may be younger than you, but that doesnât mean you can boss me around or treat me with disrespect.â
She gathered up the steaks and marched out the door, slamming it behind her.
I got a semi just watching Cheyenne dress Julie down. Literally. No kidding. I had to grab a couch cushion to cover it up. That girl was hot.
Why the fuck did she have to be my best friendâs little sister? If she werenât off-limits, Iâd be taking her to bed. Thoughts of burying myself inside her sweet pussy didnât help the situation in my lap.
âJules, can I talk to you in the bedroom?â Craig asked, rising from the chair.
âSure, baby,â she crooned. âYou wanna have a quickie?â
I rolled my eyes as they disappeared down the hallway.
âIâm gonna head outside and see if Cheyenne needs any help,â I called out, slipping on my sandals.
I found her working away at the outdoor kitchen pull-out. âNeed some help?â
She looked up from the grill. âYes. Could you wash the mushrooms and slice them up?â
âSure thing.â I went to work on my assigned task. The outdoor kitchen was a small space, and I kept bumping into Cheyenne as she worked the grill. âSorry.â
She glanced over her shoulder. âItâs okay, Abe,â she said with a sly smile. Then she hip-checked me, laughing playfully.
~Fuck me.~
I was in so much trouble. How was I going to keep my hands off her? I swallowed hard, praying my dick would behave as I dumped the sliced mushrooms into the waiting pan.
âWhat else do you need me to do?â
âYou could set the table.â
When I went inside to gather up plates and cutlery, Craig and Julie were making out on the sofa.
~Ugh.~ I thought they needed privacy to fight. Not do that. And why the fuck didnât they stay in the bedroom if they wanted to swap spit?
âDinner is almost ready,â I muttered, opening multiple cupboards until I found the plates.
***
âCheyenne, that was amazing,â I declared, leaning back in my chair.
âYes, it was,â Craig chimed in. âThanks, kiddo.â
âCraig,â I said, leaning over to wrap my arm around his shoulder. âIâd like permission to marry your little sister.â
âThe answer is a resounding no.â He lifted my arm away and glared at me. âNot in a million years.â
âLighten up, man. I was kidding.â
âI didnât find it funny.â
âDid the meal meet your high standards?â I asked Julie with a pointed stare.
âYes. It was very good. Thank you, Cheyenne.â
âGood. I guess you wonât mind cleaning up then since we cooked.â I winked at Cheyenne.
âOkay. I guess thatâs fair.â Julie stood up and started clearing the table. âCraig, help me.â
He jumped up and gathered the plates. As soon as they went inside the RV, Cheyenne made a whipping gesture with her hand.
I threw my head back and laughed. âWanna go for a walk around the park? We need some pictures for the first social media post.â
âUm. Okay. Should we wait for them?â She swallowed nervously.
~Interesting.~ Was she afraid to be alone with me? Iâd have to correct that.
âIâd rather not.â
âYeah. Iâve had about all I can take of ~her~ for one day,â she said under her breath, glancing toward the open door.
âMe too. Iâll grab my camera and tell Craig what weâre doing.â
***
âWhat kind of people do you think would buy an RV like ours? Like, who has that much money? And then you pull into a place like this and park your hotel on wheels for the night.
âIf you had that much money, wouldnât there be more exciting things to do? Like travel to exotic places and see the world.â
âIâm not sure,â she said, glancing up at me. âI guess weâll probably have a better idea after we spend six weeks hanging out in campgrounds.â
âYeah. I guess.â
When we reached the front of the park, I stopped to snap a few shots of the log cabin that housed the general store and park office. A giant ceramic bear stood outside the front entrance.
âWhy donât you sit there in front of the bear and Iâll take a picture of you?â
âOkay.â She sat down on the small bench in front of the statue.
As I was preparing to take the picture, the campground manager came out the front door.
We had met the middle-aged woman and her husband when we arrived.
âHello,â she called out.
I nodded at her and went back to fiddling with my camera.
âWould you like me to get a picture of the two of you sitting with the bear?â she asked.
âUm, sure.â
I didnât want anyone touching my camera, but I wasnât going to pass up an opportunity to snuggle up close to Cheyenne.
I handed the lady the camera. âItâs all set. You donât have to do anything except press this button right here.â
âOkay, honey,â she said, gesturing toward Cheyenne. âYou go and sit with your girl.â
âSheâs not my girl,â I said.
She tilted her head and stuck her lower lip out. âThatâs too bad. You two would make a cute couple. All that blonde hair.
âAnd youâre both so tall. A match made in heaven.â She sighed and pressed her hand against her heart.
âMaybe,â I said with a nervous chuckle. I could probably handle Craig, but I would be wise to remember that Cheyenne had ~four~ brothers.
I would be a dead man if I laid a finger on that girl. But boy oh boy. I wanted to.
Cheyenne slid to one side of the bench, perching on the very end as I took a seat next to her.
âI donât bite you know,â I said. Then I did something risky. I reached over and wrapped my arm around her shoulders, pulling her close to my side.
She tensed up, and I thought Iâd made a huge misstep. Then, to my surprise, she relaxed against me.
Her hair smelled heavenly. The coconut scent of her shampoo wafted up my nostrils as I tried my damnedest not to get a hard-on.
âSmile,â the lady said.
Cheyenne was nervous and jumpy on the walk back to our site. I decided it would be best to keep my distance.
We walked in silence most of the way, our feet crunching on the gravel as the smell of campfires filled the air.
Craig had our fire going when we got back. âHow was the walk?â he asked, throwing another log on.
âGood. Got a few pictures for the feed.â
âOh, yeah? Let me see.â He reached for my camera.
I handed it to him and put some distance between us. Cheyenne grinned, a devilish glint sparkling in her blue eyes.
What a little vixen. One minute she acted all innocent and nervous, making me wonder how much experience she had with men.
Then, in the next instance, she would flirt or make some comment laden with sexual innuendos. Like the one about her mouth being able to stretch. I knew what she was getting at. That did not slip past me.
Craig frowned as he scrolled through the photos. âWho took the one of you guys in front of the bear?â
I cleared my throat. âThe manager lady.â
âOh.â He handed the camera to me and went back to poking at the fire with a long stick.
âDo you want a beer?â I asked as I headed for the door.
âSure.â
The three of us settled around the fire with our beers. I was surprised when Cheyenne cracked one open and chugged it back.
Maybe you can never truly remove the tomboy from a girl, even after she turns into a super sexy woman.
âWhyâd Julie go to bed so early?â I asked, tipping my bottle back.
Craig shrugged. âSheâs not into sitting around the campfire.â
âWhat is she into?â Cheyenne asked. âSorry. I know sheâs your girlfriend and all. It just seems like sheâs out of her element.â
âItâs okay. Iâm hoping she might be willing to try some new things. Go outside her comfort zone. She can be a lot of fun.â
Oh, man. He was in for a world of hurt. That chick wouldnât change. And she wouldnât be happy until she was back in her high society life.
***
âWe need to talk about the sleeping arrangements!â I yelled from my bunk over the cockpit. âIâm six-four, and this bed is⦠well, itâs not long enough. Iâm twisted up like a fucking pretzel!â
âThereâs no room for Julie and me up there,â Craig said.
âNo shit. Thereâs barely room for me.â I leaned over the edge, hanging upside down as I glared at my friend.
âWhat do you suggest, Abe?â
âLet me sleep on the pull-out sofa.â
âThen whereâs Cheyenne gonna sleep? You wanna tell her she has to sleep up there?â
âNo, I was thinking we could both sleep on the pull-out.â I gave him a toothy grin. âIâll behave. Iâm your best friend.
âDo you actually think Iâd put the moves on your sister with you right in the next room?â
âYes,â he replied without a momentâs hesitation. âI know you, Abe. Too well. I can tell when youâve got your sights set on a girl. My sister is off-limits.â
âWhy? You think Iâm not good enough for her?â
âNo. But youâre a womanizer and afraid of commitment. I want my sister to find a guy who is husband-material. She had that, and for some reason she wonât share, she turned down his proposal.â
âWhat if she needs a rebound fling?â
âAbe, Iâm not kidding. Keep your hands off Cheyenne.â
âCraig? Are you coming to bed?â Julieâs whiny voice filtered out from the bedroom at the back of the RV. The bedroom with a fucking king-sized bed.
âYeah!â
He pointed his finger at me. âIâm right on the other side of that door. Remember that.â
âThis discussion isnât over!â I yelled as he closed the bedroom door.
The bathroom door opened, and Cheyenne emerged. I pulled myself up and fixed my gaze on her. She was wearing a white T-shirt and pink checkered sleep shorts.
~Fuck me.~
Why couldnât she wear a nightgown that went down to her ankles? But no. She had to prance around in her barely there shorts with her amazing tits bobbing freely under that shirt. I flopped back on my pillow and groaned.
I heard a small chuckle just before she turned out the lights. âGood night, Abraham.â
Oh! The little vixen knew I was watching her. And she liked it! Somehow, someway, I was gonna get in her pants without her brother finding out. And sooner rather than later, if my cock had anything to say about it.