Chapter 292 - 292: Eat Himself To Death
Spatial Farm Life: Raising My Kid, Abusing Scum, and Keeping Busy With Life
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
He looked at the menu at a loss. âWhich ones are delicious? You can choose for me.â
âDo you prefer sweet, sour, or spicy flavors?â
âIâm not picky. Just give me the best-sellers from your shop. Let me try a few.â
âAlright.â
Yubao stood beside the Emperor. The Emperor gestured for him to sit, âWeâre outside. Sit.â
âIsnât that inappropriate?â
âI said sit. As the Emperor, Iâll treat you to a meal. Look at the sign outside this shop â Eat what you order, and donât waste. Food is the result of the commonersâs hard work. Not bad for someone from the Yuan family, running a business and still thinking about the people.â
âMr. Yuan is a good official. I heard he sent people to buy grain for disaster relief in the South. The money came from his wife. With his limited salary, itâs even tough to support a family.â
âMany officials in the court are like this. I donât allow them to engage in
business.â
While chatting, the yogurt arrived, followed by four large plates filled with snacks on the table.
âItâs five hundred coins for snacks and one tael of silver for a cup of yogurt. If you want more, weâll settle separately. Our rule is to settle the bill immediately after serving the food.â
Yubao took out a silver ingot from his sleeve. âPack the remaining snacks from your shop for us.â
âAlright.â
After the worker left, the Emperor lowered his head and continued to look around. Yubao glanced around nervously. He learned to slurp it first.
âYou can suck it this way. The milk and fruit bits will come into your mouth.â
Following his example, the Emperor sucked gently, and the flavors of fruit and milk filled his mouth. He chewed and swallowed, sighing lightly at the refreshing and sweet taste.
âOne tael of silver per cup is indeed delicious.â
âWould you like to try this? Itâs called popcorn, made by popping corn kernels.â âShouldnât it be golden yellow?â
âThe brown layer on top is called chocolate. Some people like it, and some donât. Itâs a matter of preference.â
Yubao picked one and tried it first. Seeing that he was fine, the Emperor hurriedly took one and put it in his mouth.
âHave the palace buy it every day. No, you buy it. We should eat fresh food.â
âAlright, Your Majesty.â
âWhat is this?â
âItâs called crispy rice. Itâs crispy and fragrant the more you chew.â
âAlright. We came here by carriage. Go to the shop later, buy all the snacks, and
Iâll taste them slowly at the palace.â
âUnderstood.â
The Emperor tasted all four snacks. Leaning back on the chair, he said, âThis is the life of the Immortals. Not bad. In the future, I should come out more often.
âItâs getting late. Shouldnât you return to the palace?â
âNo hurry.â
Having eaten his fill, the Emperor decided to stroll to the embroidery shop across the street.
âCome, letâs go to that shop.â
âYes.â
Yubao assisted the Emperor to Lucky Embroidery Manor, where two young girls served customers.
As soon as they saw a male customer, the two girls were momentarily stunned and quickly shouted.
âManager Jin, thereâs a male customer.â
Nanny Jin stepped out when she saw the Emperor and turned pale with fright. Feeling a sense of familiarity, the Emperor asked, âWho are you?â
Nanny Jin glanced around, knowing that the Emperor was in disguise, trying to keep it a secret.
She hurriedly approached, bowing respectfully. âThis servant greets Your Majesty. This servant used to serve as a maid by Consort Xianâs side. As I grew older, I was released.â
âHmm, thatâs why you look familiar. After leaving the palace, did you go to the
Yuan family?â
âYes, I am their youngest daughter.â âIs this your Mistressâs embroidery shop?â
âYes.â
âHmm.â
The Emperor walked around the shop, inspecting and nodding. âNot bad. Youâve managed this shop well. The embroidery here is better than in the palace.â
âIs there anything you fancy? This servant will send it to you as a gift.â
âIâm not a bandit.â
After browsing the shop and picking a few items, the Emperor had Yubao settle the bill. He didnât stay long and left.
Once he left, Nanny Jin was drenched in cold sweat. She quickly had someone watch over the shop and rushed to Yuexian Residence to find Qiao Mai.
âMadam Qiao?â
Qiao Mai came out of the house, and the two sat in the courtyard. Qiao Mai poured her a cup of hot tea.
âIs there trouble at the embroidery shop?â
âToday, I saw the Emperor in the shop.â
âWeâre conducting legitimate business. Thereâs nothing to fear.â âI was scared to death.â
âYou reacted out of reflex. Heâs not a tiger, and he wonât eat people.â
âAccompanying the Emperor is like being with a tiger. If heâs unhappy, my life would be in danger. Iâm afraid heâd target our family.â
âHe wonât. Heâs just bored in the palace, coming out for fresh air. He heard our shop is doing well and then visited your shop for a stroll after eating at Qiaoâs Small Eatery, bringing some gifts back to his favorite concubine.â âOh, if thatâs the case, then itâs good. I wonât have to worry.â
âHow has business been this past month?â
âExceptionally good. Weâre making a fortune daily.â
âRemember not to be overly excited. We donât seek trouble, but weâre not afraid of it either. If any issues arise, thereâs no need to panic.â
Nanny Jin left, and the Emperor returned to the palace with a pile of gifts. He gave some to his favored concubine and kept the rest in his palace.
Looking at the paperwork for the meeting later, he said, âYubao, no wonder Yuan Jiaqi is so willing to spend money on his children. The profits from these two shops alone are comparable to the income of ten other shops.â
âYes. Even I envy what I see.â
âGo. Open that jar of boneless chicken claws for me. I want to eat.â
âEmperor, letâs wait until evening. Youâve already exceeded your normal meal amount, which isnât good for your health.â
âDo what I said.ân/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
Yubao had no choice but to open the jar and try one.
âItâs so delicious.â
He quickly filled a small bowl and handed it to the Emperor.
âTry it; itâs delicious.â
Seeing him salivate, the Emperor knew he wanted to eat it. âSince thereâs no one else, take a bowl and eat. After eating, go buy more.â
âYes.â
Yubao happily took a bowl. After a bite, the Emperor fell in love with the spicy, fragrant, and crispy taste.
âItâs delicious. How much is this jar sold for?â
âTen taels. Itâs about two catties.â
âNot expensive. How many chickens are needed to fill this jar? It still tastes so delicious. â
âThis one is spicy. Thereâs another jar of sour and spicy. Want me to open it to see the difference?â
âGo, open it. Letâs taste the difference.â
âEmperor, you exceeded your normal amount.â
âGo! Iâll go out and walk off my appetite. I wonât eat dinner tonight.â
Yubao thought, âYou wonât eat? Donât lie. With that table full of food, youâll be unable to resist tasting once you see it.â
As expected, the Emperor had no mood for handling official documents.
He threw the documents aside, sat at the table, and tasted one dish after another, insatiable.
He sampled various styles of chicken claws, trying boneless ones âtiger skin, pickled pepper, and fragrant braised. This culinary exploration widened his horizons.
Even pigskin, usually avoided by wealthy families, was consumed by the Emperor until his mouth was oily.
After filling himself, he strolled outside for a while, digested the food, and continued tasting.
Qiaoâs Small Eatery boasted dozens of varieties. The eunuchs serving the Emperor worried he might eat himself to death.
These snacks, irresistible even to the Emperor, spoke volumes about their popularity in the capital.
Shopkeeper Niu set the prices for each snack extremely high, but it still couldnât stop the shop from being fully occupied every day, morning to night.
From the moment the shop opened in the morning until it closed at night, every seat was taken.
The Emperor was pleased with Yuan Jiaqi, and his impression of Qiao Mai was also favorable.
After all, one earned money while the other distributed relief to the commoners. This combination was indeed commendable. For an emperor, it was ideal for every household to be like this, making his rule easier..