{The Supersoldiers(Field Trip)}
Peter Parker One Shots
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TW: Peter x Steve x Bucky. Peter is 18, Steve and Bucky are 21. Peter has a lip piercing. The Battle of New York and Age of Ultron happened but nothing after that. Peter started as Tony's intern but he eventually told him about Spider-Man. The team doesn't know him yet.
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Requested by anonymous: The one where Peter(aged-up) is like super hot with tattoos and piercing and all that jazz, and Andrew Garfield's spiderman type confident with or without the suit. Steve and Bucky(aged-down) meet him and fall for him and flirt with him a lot. You can take it from there but could you please add a field trip in the mix too?
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Note: I accept all types of ships except Starker because... Irondad and Spiderson, duh. But please know that I will either age-up or age-down the characters to make everything nice and legal and for my own sanity. But, also know that I have nothing against age gaps as long as both the parties are consenting and nothing is forced or illegal :)
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Peter was known for many things in Midtown High. He was known for being the nerdiest nerd there. He was known for standing up to bullies. He was known for his politeness. He was known for geeking out over Star Wars and Legos with his best friend Ned. He was known to befriend Michelle Jones, MJ. He was known for his god-tier looks and physique that had nearly everyone in the school drooling. He was known for his lip ring which he kept in his locker and only put on after school. Oh, and he was also known for his 'Stark Internship', which no one believed him about.
But no one tormented him about it more than Flash.
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Or at least tried to torment.
"OI PENIS," Flash hollered down the hallway at the end of the school, "You going to meet your best friend, Tony Stark? Oh wait, you can't because your internship's fake," he laughed mockingly.
The hallway quietened down. A few people even took out their papers and pencils. Peter and MJ had the best comebacks to all bullies. They both once teamed up to verbally attack a Senior who was insulting Ned, and the poor guy was in tears by the time they were done.
Peter just sighed and finished packing his bag, then he turned around to stare right into the bully's eyes, putting on his lip ring. He smirked slightly when he saw Flash's cheeks turn pink.
"You know Eugene, hearing you talk makes me realize why toothpaste tubes come with instructions on them," Peter said, swinging his backpack to his back and leaving Flash spluttering behind him.
Peter grinned and high-fived MJ (she was drawing Flash's face), hugged Ned goodbye, then rode away on his skateboard, stopping for a moment to hug Cindy on his way out.
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"So, when is this intern of yours coming, Stark?" Bucky asked, stretching his arms above his head.
"Give him time, Buckaroo, he gets sidetracked a lot. But I'm pretty sure you all will like him," Tony smiled knowingly at him and Steve.
As if on cue, FRIDAY said, "Boss, Peter is in the elevator."
Tony hummed in acknowledgment.
They all sat in silence for a while, then the elevator dinged.
"Thanks, baby," they heard a pretty deep voice say.
"You're welcome, Peter," FRIDAY replied, sounding amused.
Then, a streak of brown zoomed to the kitchen.
"Peter Benjamin Parker, do not ride your skateboard in my penthouse," Tony shouted.
"Whatever you say, old man," the voice replied. Then the boy, Peter, walked out of the kitchen.
Bucky stilled and through the corner of his eye, he could see Steve nearly stop breathing.
The intern is absolutely gorgeous, to put it simply. Silky, curly brown hair that was on the longer side and nearly covered his beautiful brown eyes. Plump lips were a soft shade of pink and adorned with a piercing. Bucky clenched his hand to regain some of his self-control when Peter started pulling on it with his teeth.
"Jesus Christ, God took his time in making him," Steve breathed beside him.
"Guys," Tony said, snapping the super-soldiers out of their reverie, "Meet Peter Benjamin Parker, my intern."
"HELLO PETER, INTERN OF STARK. IT IS I, THOR, SON OF ODIN," Thor nearly shouted.
"HELLO THOR, SON OF ODIN. IT IS I, PETER PARKER, SON OF RICHARD," Peter shouted back. He laughed and ducked when Tony brought his hand down to slap his head.
"Heyo Rhodey. Wassup Mr. Stark's Super Secret Band," Peter nodded solemnly at them after his laughing fit.
"What, no fanboying?" Clint all but whined.
"Don't be surprised Legolas," Tony said, sitting down on a beanbag, "He called Fury- Nick Fury- Captain Blackbeard to his face." Natasha snorted from her seat beside Wanda, who was looking at Peter in wonder. Clint and Sam started laughing hysterically.
Peter looked around the room at everyone. He even winked at Steve, who promptly choked on his spit and started coughing. The two super-soldiers didn't notice Tony's smirk, or Rhodey passing him a 20-dollar bill.
Peter took a double-take when he noticed Bruce sitting on an armchair in the corner. "You're Bruce Banner," he breathed out in awe. Bruce nodded awkwardly, "Yeah, but Hulk is not gonna come out any time soon kid. Sorry to disappoint," he said with a bitter smile.
Peter ignored the man, bee-lined to his bag, took out a book and pen, then raced to stand in front of him. "Can you please sign this, Dr. Banner?" he said, holding out Bruce's Gamma Radiation book.
"You read my work?" Bruce asked with wide eyes, slowly taking the book and pen from him.
"Of course I did Dr. Banner. You are the greatest scientist of this generation-," "Hey!" "And your work on Gamma Radiation and Biophysics? Phenomenal. We have a photo of you in my Physics classroom too. I once wrote a report about how you were the greatest scientist in the world and I got the highest marks for it and I converted many people to the Protect Bruce Banner Cult and I'm rambling, shutting up now."
Bruce looked at the teen with soft eyes, smiling slightly. "Thank you for your support, Peter," he said, signing on the front page of the book. "I'm going to write another book, would you want to help me in the research for that?"
Peter stared at him for three seconds straight.
"Dr. Banner," he said seriously, "I love you and would fucking lay down my life for you."
Then he turned and marched out of the living room, clutching the book to his chest.
"Oh, also," he said, poking his head back through the door, "I am Spider-Man," he deadpanned and walked out.
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"What the FU-"
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Time skip: One month
"I can't believe that you have two supersoldiers pining after you," Ned said.
"I can believe it," MJ shrugged, "If I wouldn't have been a hardcore lesbian, I would have been pining after him too."
Peter laughed, putting on his lip ring. It was the last period of school he had with his favorite teacher, Mrs. Warren, a surprisingly cool Physics teacher who allowed him to keep his lip ring on during her lesson and scolded Flash for being a bully.
"I don't know why they don't just ask me out," he told them, walking into the class, "I would have said yes if they just asked. But hey, I'm not complaining. After Steve got over his shyness, he is almost as bold as, if not more than, Bucky. And it is very enjoyable to see the entire team squirm when we start flirting."
"Hey, Parker," Flash sniggered from his seat between his group of 'friends', cutting off whatever Ned was going to say, "Looking especially ugly today."
"Aww thanks," Peter grinned, "My inspiration for today's look was you, sweetheart."
"Great comeback, Mr. Parker," Mrs. Warren said, walking in the class, "Although I'd appreciate it if you went to your seat." She winked at the boy discreetly as he went to his seat between Ned and MJ.
"As for you, Mr. Thompson," she said, looking at the bright red boy, "If I catch you bullying or rather trying to bully Mr. Parker again, you'll get detention."
She then clapped her hands, smiling brightly.
"Now that that's out of the way, I have some very exciting news for you all," she grinned, "We are going on a field trip tomorrow."
The class cheered excitedly.
"Where are we going?" a student asked from the back.
"We are going to- drumroll please-"
Peter aggressively drummed the table with two pens when no one else made a move to.
"Thank you, Mr. Parker. We are going to STARK INDUSTRIES."
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"ASHDJSHGIROSHIJ-"
Mayhem. Absolute chaos. Some people were screaming. Some were jumping. Some were strangling their friends. And in the middle of it all,
Peter Parker was laughing his ass off.
"SILENCE," Mrs. Warren shouted.
The class quietened down, except for Peter, who was still laughing.
"Gimme a minute ma'am," Peter said, choking on his laugh.
He took a few deep breaths, trying to stop his giggles from bursting out.
"Yeah, sorry, continue," he said, wiping away his tears.
"Thank you for your permission. Anyways, all of you, take a permission slip and get it signed tomorrow as this was very last minute-"
"Why were you laughing loser?" MJ whispered to Peter.
"I just imagined Flash's face when he realizes that I had been telling the truth all along and actually have an internship," he giggled.
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"Hey, Mr. Stark," Peter said, walking in the penthouse kitchen, "I have a field trip tomorrow."
"Oh really," Tony said, smiling innocently and sipping his coffee, "Where is it?"
"Don't try to be innocent old man, I know it was you who arranged this last-minute field trip," Peter said, rolling his eyes.
"Umm rude?" Tony said, widening his eyes comically, "Just for that, I'm going to make your field trip hell tomorrow."
"You do that," Peter said, rolling his eyes again, "But before that, sign my permission slip. May will be doing a double shift in the hospital today so she'll come home late and I'll forget about the slip till then."
He handed the man his permission slip.
"Hello there, doll," Bucky whispered in his ear, appearing out of nowhere.
"Yeah, no, I'll be in my lab. Flirt with the Icicles and come there, Pete. Adios bitches," Tony immediately said, strutting out.
"He's so dramatic," Peter murmured, "Hello James."
Bucky wrapped his arms around the teen from behind, digging his face in the crook of his neck. Peter shivered when he felt him press a kiss his pulse point, the supersoldier's long hair tickling his neck.
At that moment, Steve walked into the kitchen.
"Oh you're back," he smirked, walking up to him and pushing Bucky away, "Welcome home love," he murmured, kissing right next to his piercing, "Buck, give the poor guy space to breath."
Peter giggled, hiding his blushing face in Steve's chest, "Hey Steve."
"God, you three are sickening," Sam stated, walking in and grabbing a bag of Doritos.
"Shut it Birdie," Bucky rolled his eyes.
"God, I can't wait to see my classmates' faces when they realize that the Earth's Mightiest Heroes bicker like kids," Peter sighed, burying his head in Steve's neck when Bucky and Sam started chasing each other around.
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(Spongebob narrator voice) The Next Day
"OI, Penis," Flash cackled, "Ready to be exposed?"
"You know, your obsession with Peter's genitals is unsettling," MJ deadpanned, "You sure don't have a crush on him?" She smirked and high-fived Ned.
"WhAT NO I-"
"Everyone, get out of the bus, we're here" Mrs. Warren called out.
Peter grabbed Ned's hand and walked side-by-side with him.
"Why're you holding his hand, Puny?" Flash snorted, still slightly red in the face, "You gay?"
Peter didn't even spare him a glance, "Get it right, Eugene, it's bisexual."
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"Okay, do all of you have your badges?" Mace, their tour guide called out.
"You didn't give Parker one," Flash immediately said.
"Parker?" Mace looked around the group, and his eyes lit up when he saw Peter, "Peter? What're you doing here?"
"Field trip, Mace," Peter sighed, pulling at his lip ring.
"Stop doing that," Mace scolded, walking over to hug him, "One of these days you're going to tear out the piercing."
"I think you're forgetting you're a tour guide," Peter reminded, scowling playfully.
"Oh yeah. Everyone, come on walk through the scanners and scan your badge."
Mace swiped his badge first. "Rodriguez, Mace. Level Sá» nÄm, tour guide, and researcher. No unauthorized items. Threat level: 10/100. Good morning Mr. Rodriguez."
"Hello JASTIB," Mace chuckled when everyone except Peter, Ned, and MJ jumped at the sudden voice.
"What does JASTIB(I tried my best, okay?ð)Â stand for?" Betty asked, taking out a notepad and pen to write a report on it.
At that, Mace outright laughed, "JASTIB stands for Just A Scanner Trying Its Bestpacito," he said, "It was actually named and made by Peter Parker."
He pointed to a small engraving of Petre's name at the side of the scanner.
"The internship is not a lie?" Flash asked, his face a weird shade of red.
"Do you always behave this dumb, or do you make a special effort when I am around?" Peter rolled his eyes.
Flash huffed like a petulant toddler and stomped to the scanner, scanning his badge.
"Thompson, Eugene. Level Má»t, guest. Unauthorized item detected."
"What?" Flash cried out, "I don't have any unauthorized items."
"You have an unauthorized attitude," JASTIB deadpanned.
"JAS, enough," Peter chuckled.
"Fine. Thompson, Eugene. Level Má»t, guest. No unauthorized items detected. Threat level:-100/100. Move away Eugene."
Flash sulked away, red-faced again.
"What do the different levels mean?" Abe asked.
"It's a fairly simple system," Mace stated, "The levels go from Má»t to Mưá»i, which are the Vietnamese for one to ten. I have no idea why Mr. Stark decided to keep the numbers in Vietnamese, but I'm pretty sure it is because he has fun seeing racist white businessmen trying to pronounce the words."
He took a deep breath, then started again.
"Má»t is the lowest level for tourists as yourself while Mưá»i is the highest level held by the Avengers. There is also Level Bạch Kim, which gets you access to Mr. Stark and his Personal Intern's labs. This level is held by Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, and one more individual you'll get to know soon."
In the time Mace had been speaking, everyone except Peter, Ned, and MJ had scanned their badges. Peter pushed Ned ahead first.
"Leeds, Edward. Level Tám, a frequent visitor. No unauthorized items detected. Threat level: 200/100 with a computer, 100/100 with a phone, 0/100 without either because he's a teddy bear. Good morning, Ned."
People looked at him with wide eyes.
"Jones, Michelle. Level Tám, a frequent visitor. No unauthorized items detected. Threat level: 200/100 with a knife, 100/100 with a gun, 85/100 without anything. Good morning, MJ."
"WHAT THE HE-"
"Parker, Peter. Level Bạch Kim, personal intern to Tony Stark. 3 authorized items detected. Threat level: 500/100. Good morning, Dad."
"Morning sweetheart," Peter chuckled, putting away his badge.
"Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfu-"
"Mind your language, Mr. Thompson," Mrs. Warren said, rolling her eyes.
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Time skip: 1 hour later. Every intern recognizes Peter, he helps them in their projects, all that usual jazz.
"And this is the Avengers' training room," Mace said, "We usually don't have tour groups coming till here but you have Peter in your class, so Mr. Stark made an exception for you guys. We are behind the barrier because their training gets intense and-"
"Thank you, Peter," Cindy whispered to him, stars in her eyes.
"You're very welcome Moon," Peter smirked.
"Right now, in the room, we have Captain America, White Wolf, Black Widow, and Scarlet Witch, or Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Natasha Romanov, and Wanda Maximoff."
"Look Parker," Flash hissed, "You might have an internship but you definitely don't know the Avengers."
Peter looked at him for a moment, then wildly began looking around, searching for something.
"What are you looking for, Mr. Parker?" Mrs. Warren asked.
"Oh, sorry ma'am," Peter sheepishly smiled, "I was trying to find the amount of fucks I give about Eugene's opinion, but I can't find any," he said 'sadly'. Mrs. Warren coughed lightly, hiding her smile.
"You-" Flash started angrily.
"Guys look," Wanda suddenly said in her thick accent, her voice coming clearly through the glass barrier, "A tour group."
"FRIDAY, let them in," Steve said, wiping away his sweat.
"Oh my god we're going to meet the Avengers," Abe whispered to himself.
The group filed in, all of them in stunned silence. Even Flash was quiet for once in his life.
"Hello, students," Steve smiled patriotically, "My name is Steve Rogers. What school are you all from?"
"Midtown High," MJ said when no one else made a move to, bored.
"Do you have any questions for us?" Wanda asked.
"Hello doll," Peter jumped lightly when he heard Bucky's rough voice whisper in his ear.
"What the hell James, you were there right now, how are you here?" Peter asked, completely confused.
Bucky just chuckled and hugged him, his hand intertwining with his.
"Where's the Winter Soldier?" Flash asked eagerly when he was picked.
"It's the White Wolf now, kid," Natasha said evenly, smirking slightly when his face turned red, "And why, he's right there."
Everyone automatically turned towards where she was pointing, and they all froze when they saw Peter Parker wrapped up in one of the most dangerous Avengers' arms.
"Pete?" Steve asked, surprised, his Captain America mask slipping away.
"Heya Steve," Peter smiled at the blue-eyed man.
Steve immediately nyoomed towards him and pushed Bucky away to hug him too.
"What the heck, Punk," Bucky muttered, glaring at him, "What is it with you and pushing me away from Peter?"
Steve just stuck his tongue out towards him.
"How do you all know Parker?" Flash asked abruptly, glaring at the boy squished between the two broad supersoldiers.
"He's Stark's personal intern," Wanda said calmly, moving Steve and Bucky away with her magic and gently hugging Peter, "He introduced us to Peter weeks ago."
"Stop pulling at your ring," Natasha scolded lightly, noticing him pulling at the piercing with his teeth.
"Shouldn't Mr. Stark have taken someone better than him?" Flash suggested rather rudely.
"Someone like you?" a voice said.
Tony Stark was standing at the door in all his glory. He sashayed towards Peter and ruffled his hair.
"Oooooh, shit's about to go down," Peter said quietly, pulling a ready-made popcorn bag out of nowhere and watching everything go down as if it was his favorite TV show.
"I was imagining coming to Peter's class to embarrass him, but what do I see?" Tony glared at Flash, "A snot-nosed kid trying to put down his intelligence because of his own insecurities."
"I'm just saying that I'm better than Parker-" Flash started defensively.
Peter offered some popcorn to Ned and MJ, who looked at him weirdly but accepted some.
"Have you made the web fluid for Spider-Man?" Tony interrupted him, "Have you upgraded his web-shooters? Have you managed to hack into a multi-millionaire suit made by me? Have you made your own AI? Have you read Brucey's books and actually understand them?"
Flash stayed quiet, crossing his arms and glaring at the floor.
Peter shoved more popcorn in his mouth.
"Then you're definitely not better than Peter," Bucky said for Tony.
"Yeah, and if I ever see you try to bully my kid again I will-"
"Chill, old man," Peter finally interrupted, putting away his popcorn.
"Where did you get the popcorn from, kid?" Tony asked, getting distracted.
"I have my ways," Peter winked, "Also, you don't need to do anything. Flash's bullying consists mostly of him getting humiliated by either MJ or me."
"Fine," Tony huffed, "But you," he pointed straight at Flash, "Get out of my building and never let me see you again."
Natasha, Steve, Bucky, and Wanda glared at him for a good measure. Flash paled and nodded rapidly before rushing out.
"Hey teacher person," Tony called out, "I'm keeping Peter here. It's no use for him to tour a place that is practically his home."
"Okay, have fun, Mr. Parker," Mrs. Warren shrugged.
"Bye Peter," several of his classmates called out. Ned and MJ high-fived him.
"You have to tell me how you got two supersoldiers drooling over you when you come to school tomorrow," Betty called out from the door, then zoomed away, laughing.
There were two seconds of silence.
"Hey, love," Steve suddenly said, "Could you with Bucky and me? We want to ask you something." Bucky looked at Steve for a moment, then nodded.
"Sure," Peter said, grabbing their hands and walking with them.
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"Remember to use protection," Natasha shouted when they were outside.
"NAT-"