{Twitter AU - 1}
Peter Parker One Shots
Disclaimer: I own not. You sue not.
TW: Nothing? Ig? Just Petey being chaotic.
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PBParker@FavIntern
i was told not to make a Twitter account... so naturally, i did :)
FlashThompson@CoolestMan
You still going on about your fake internship, Penis?
TStark@YouKnowWhoIAm
PETER BENJAMIN PARKER
PBParker@FavIntern
oh no-
FlashThompson@CoolestMan
What the shit-
TStark@YouKnowWhoIAm
What did I tell you?
PBParker@FavIntern
Don't make a Twitter account?
TStark@YouKnowWhoIAm
And what did you do?
PBParker@FavIntern
I made a Twitter account?
TStark@YouKnowWhoIAm
Do you see what's wrong here?
PBParker@FavIntern
Idk Mr. Stark, I'm suddenly Jared 19
TStark@YouKnowWhoIAm
kID-
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CornChip@Yummy
Yo is the @/FavIntern guy legit?
SalsaDip@Delicious
He had a whole ass conversation with Tony Stark, whaddya think, Samantha?
CornChip@Yummy
Shut your fuc James
CornChip@Yummy
Anygays, he seems like a whole mood and I love him
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PBParker@FavIntern
@FrozenPopsicle
SteveRogers@FrozenPopsicle
Yeah?
PBParker@FavIntern
Binch
BuckyBarnes@DwImArmless
Stop making my boyfriend sad Parker.
PBParker@FavIntern
Your boyfriend ate our gummy bears
BuckyBarnes@DwImArmless
HE DID WHAT??
SamWilson@TiredBird
why is Barnes chasing Cap around the compound?
SamWilson@TiredBird
Oh nvm
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R-Rebecca@ItsNotWhatYouThink
@FavIntern
PBParker@FavIntern
yee?
R-Rebecca@ItsNotWhatYouThink
Can you tell us about Tony Stark being an Idiot?
PBParker@FavIntern
*gasp* i WoUlD nEvEr BeTrAy HiM lIkE tHaT
PBParker@FavIntern
Who am I kidding ofc I will
IWont@HesitateBEECH
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R-Rebecca@ItsNotWhatYouThink
Omg he's posted a whole ass video-
IWont@HesitateBEECH
Like I said- Icon
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R-Rebecca@ItsNotWhatYouThink
THE VIDEO IS 45 MINUTES LONG
Depressed@Lol
My Life Is Complete.
IWont@HesitateBEECH
You missed the important part. It says part 1/47
CornChip@Yummy
Holy shi-
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TStark@YouKnowWhoIAm
@FavIntern Kid you're in so much trouble.
PBParker@FavIntern
*chuckles* I'm in danger
TStark@YouKnowWhoIAm
i can see you on the cameras...
PBParker@FavIntern
@GITC Bro when I die I want to give all my legos to you, give my books and notes to MJ and a big punch to Flash bcs he's a binch and I want everyone to know my deepest darkest secret whis is
LeedyWeedy@GITC
Tony Stark got to him before he could finish
TStark@YouKnowWhoIAm
:)
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A/N: Sorry if this is shorttt :( I've had this in my drafts for quite some time so I wanted to get it out. Gimme ideas for part 2 :D