Chapter 30
Urban Most Awesome Dad
Chapter 30 â Pighead Admits His Mistake_1
Chapter 30 Pighead Admits His Mistake_1
Translator: 549690339
Su Wujinâs right arm and Liu Simuâs left leg, both targets of Xu Fanâs initial attack, snapped with the sound of bones breaking as Xu Fanâs fists landed.
Then Xu Fan delivered an extra punch to each of their dantians.
Su Wujin and Liu Simu fell to the ground, their blood spurting like fountains.
Conveniently, they were face-to-face, so they ended up spraying each other with blood.
Concerned more about the state of their dantians than their broken limbs, they were in such torment that they wished they were dead.
With a light leap, Xu Fan soared more than ten meters into the air to catch his precious daughter and then landed gently on the ground.
He carefully covered Tongtongâs eyes so she wouldnât see the bloody scene below and then leisurely turned his gaze toward the two martial artists lying on the ground.
âDoes it feel like you canât muster any qi force?â Xu Fan asked the two men writhing in agony on the ground.
âYou... what did you do to us?â Liu Simu, fighting back tears, lamented how he had barely managed to convince his master to let him leave the mountain. He hadnât even had a chance to enjoy himself at the entertainment venues before running into Xu Fan, which was just his rotten luck.
âWhy canât I feel my qi? Is this your doing?â Su Wujin felt utterly defeated. His qi force was the only reason he could beat all the ordinary fighters; without it and with an arm broken, heâd be nothing but a cripple. His sports cars, mansion, and women would all slip away. Jin Hui Group had no use for a useless person like him.
âYou two are sharp as tacks. You guessed correctly; I have indeed disabled your martial arts abilities, to stop you from causing harm and committing evil deeds with your limited skills,â said Xu Fan, smiling benevolently at them, his face aglow with a holy light.
To the uninformed, it would seem as though he was expecting praise for a good deed.
âYou... you... Iâll kill you,â Su Wujin said, struggling to push himself up with his left hand, aiming to attack Xu Fan.
âBrother Zhu Touqiang, do you realize your mistake now?â Xu Fan gently patted Qiangâs fat face, asking in the tone of a teacher educating a primary school student.
âI was wrong. I shouldnât have provoked you, I deserve to die, Iâm a son of a bitch, Iâm kneeling for you, please let me go, great sir,â Brother Qiang collapsed to his knees on the ground and began fervently kowtowing to Su Chen.
âDaddy, why is Uncle Zhu Touqiang kowtowing to you?â Tongtong pointed curiously at Qiang, who was thumping his head on the ground, and asked with a tilted little head.
âBecause he has deeply realized his mistake, he is a good child who knows to correct his errors,â Xu Fan pinched Tongtongâs chubby little cheeks and told her.
âAh, so Uncle Zhu Touqiang isnât that bad after all. Then, daddy, you should forgive Uncle Zhu Touqiang,â Tongtong, being quite naive, felt sorry for Brother Qiang with his incessant kowtowing and pleaded with Xu Fan, hugging his arm.
âSince Tongtong has spoken, daddy must of course listen. Brother Zhu, if you kowtow a hundred times, weâll call it even. One less, and Iâll break one of your legs. Two less, both legs. And if youâre short by three, you can figure out the outcome,â Xu Fan coldly dropped this line on Brother Zhu Touqiang and then opened the car door and got out, carrying Tongtong with him.
Brother Zhu Touqiang kept banging his head in the car, thump, thump, thump. He really didnât dare to skimp now, silently counting how many bows he had made to himself.
Anyone who didnât know better would think he was testing the carâs shock absorption capabilities with his head.
âDaddy is so awesome, he defeated so many bad guys in one go. Daddy is my superhero,â Tongtong proudly lifted her little head and clapped continuously in Xu Fanâs embrace.
di~ser~~di~ser~~di~ser...
From within the neighborhood, the sound of a police siren echoed.
A police car was coming towards Xu Fanâs location.
Tongtong hugged her little hands, excitedly saying, âYay, the police uncle is coming to catch the bad guys!â
Xu Fan touched Tongtongâs little head and a hint of a playful smile flashed across the corner of his mouth.
The police catch the bad guys?
It seems, itâs not just as simple as that.