Chapter 213: The Emperor of Da Xia and His Ministers: If I Lock Two People Together, Can They Change Genders? (2 / 2)
Echoes of My Heart Throughout the Court
The old emperor: â!!!â
Suddenly understanding her intentions, the emperor slapped his dragon throne and burst into hearty laughter. âXiangyang, my dear Xiangyang, repeat all your brotherâs achievements in detail. Ministers, I also want the Six Ministries to compile a record of the Crown Princeâs accomplishments and present it to me.â
Before anyone could speculate on his motives, the emperor joyfully added, âWhat use is it for only the court to know of these achievements? They must be proclaimed to the entire empire!â
The entire court praised the Crown Prince, and the people eagerly awaited his ascension to the throne. What use was the Crown Princeâs resistance?
Hurry!
The old emperor signaled to the Jinyiwei with his eyes:
While the Crown Prince is away from the capital, act quickly and make it an irreversible fact!
In ancient courts, it was customary not to publicize the individuals responsible for implementing policies on a large scale. Only officials were typically aware of who spearheaded certain initiatives.
Moreover, if enough time had passed, newly appointed officials might not even know who was behind the policies.
As a result, many officials present were utterly stunned.
âSo, the Crown Prince has actually done real work?â
They had assumed his stable position was purely due to the emperorâs favoritism.
Meanwhile, in distant Yangzhou.
The Crown Prince sneezed.
His reserved aide promptly removed his outer robe and held it out to the Crown Prince.
The Crown Prince waved it off. âIâm not cold.â
The aide, without a word, slowly put the robe back on.
The Crown Prince glanced around, then had an epiphany. âWhy would I sneeze out of nowhere? It must be my father coming up with new ways to torment me!â
The aide stayed silent.
The Crown Prince nudged him. âDonât you agree?â
At last, the aide spoke earnestly. âHis Majesty deeply cares for Your Highness. Furthermore, His Majesty only hopes that Your Highness will fulfill the duties of the Crown Prince at all times, strategizing for the nation. It is not torment.â
The Crown Prince, skilled at ignoring such remarks, changed the topic. âOnce Iâm done with this round of work, I can go back to lounging around. If Iâd known it would be this troublesome, I wouldnât have taken on this responsibility in the first place.â
The aide glanced at him, confusion flickering in his eyes. âYour Highness, your words and actions donât align. If you donât want to be the Crown Prince, why do you constantly take on responsibilities?â
The Crown Princeâs mouth twitched. âJust because I donât want to be the Crown Prince doesnât mean Iâm some heartless villain. Life-and-death matters arenât something I can ignore.â
Itâs just that over the span of thirty-plus years, the accumulation of responsibilities had made it seem like he was taking on a lot⦠thatâs all.
Still, it wasnât a big deal.
The Crown Prince reasoned to himself that aside from final evaluations of a reign, Chinese history never gave detailed credit for individual achievements. Besides, as the Crown Prince, handling these matters was simply his duty.
âThinking of it that way, thereâs absolutely no issue!â
The Crown Prince turned to his aide. âLetâs go! Iâm in a good mood today, so Iâll treat you to authentic Yangzhou cuisine!â
Seeing the aideâs puzzled expression, the Crown Prince laughed even more heartily. Draping an arm around the aideâs shoulder, he teased, âI knew it! Youâre such a stiff that youâve probably never even noticed how beautiful Yangzhou is.â
The aide raised his hand and slowly removed the Crown Princeâs arm from his shoulder, responding in a serious tone, âYour Highness, I do admire Yangzhouâs beauty. Slender West Lake is exquisite, and the Qiong flowers are alsoâ¦â
âNo, no, no, thatâs not what I meant. Although those things are beautiful too.â
The Crown Prince paused, lost in thought, and slowly began to speak:
âDo you see the street behind our residence? Every morning, thereâs an old man who sets up a stall there selling pancakes. The pancakes are thin and golden, and a long line forms early in the morning. They must taste amazing.â
âAt the end of the street, thereâs a pickle shop. You can tell right away that they make their pickles in-house. You should see the cabbage leaves and spicy radish stripsâperfectly pickled, not soggy at all. Toss them with chili powder or five-spice seasoning, pair them with steamed buns, and you could eat several in one sitting.â
âAnd those strings of dried beans, soy-cured chicken, marinated duck, and pig ears hanging from the walls of the local homes⦠You donât get it. Those things arenât fragrant if roasted in an ovenâthey have to be sun-dried, hanging out in the open! If you could buy a few pounds of those, it would be the best thing ever.â
As they walked, the Crown Prince casually described his observations from recent days. His eyes lit up when he saw steaming buns fresh out of the oven. He immediately pulled out some money, bought two, and tossed one to his aide. âAnyway! Iâll treat you next time!â
He then smiled at the bun-seller and asked, âMadam, have you visited the new money exchange shops that have sprung up these past few months?â
Confronted with the Crown Princeâs impressive achievements, the Daoist priest remained silent throughout, seemingly lost in thought. Then, at the conclusion, he suddenly blurted out:
âThis perfectly aligns with the omen of the hen turning into a rooster.â
The officials: â?â
The Minister of Works: âHow does it align? Please explain.â
The Daoist priest, recalling the Prince Fuâs instructions, steeled himself, gritted his teeth, and boldly repeated:
âThe hen transforms into a rooster to usurp the role of crowing, which symbolizes the Crown Princeâs actions as mere pretense! His only goal is to secure the position of Crown Prince! Once he ascends to the throne, he will cast off his mask and rule tyrannically!â
[Nonsense!!!]
[What kind of omen is a hen turning into a rooster?!]@@novelbin@@
Xu Lang was indignant: [If you confine two hens together for a year, one of them will naturally turn into a rooster. Conversely, the same happens with roosters.]
[If thatâs the case, I could transform a million hens into roosters!]
[This is outrageous! I need to find a way to reveal the truth. The Crown Prince is such a good person; he must not be falsely accused!]
The court of Daxia: (âoâ)
Wait, this sort of thing exists???
Some officials couldnât help but wonder: Could this apply to humans? Should we experiment with two people?
If it worked, wouldnât this mean we could always have enough men or women as needed?!
Beside them, the emperorâs eyes suddenly sparkled.
Ten years into the Xia reign, in April, a rooster laid an egg in Chai Bamboo Village. In October, there were three earthquakes.
During the Tongzhi reign, in February of the first year, a rooster laid an egg in Dajia Fort, followed by earthquakes in May and famine in June.
In the third year, in May, hens in Manka Street transformed into roosters during a famine.
â From âRecords of Danshui Hallâ
British biologists Allsopp and West studied over 120 species capable of natural sex changes and discovered a fascinating principle: most of these creatures undergo sex changes when they reach 76% of their maximum body size. They named this phenomenon the â76% Rule.â