Bloopers!

"Hello? Testing testing---scream if you can hear me---Testing."

*adjusts camera to the left and blinks a few times, then smiles*

"Hey guys! Welcome! It's me Azriel, I'll be taking you behind the scenes in MY POV with some bloopers from the cast of The Alpha's Addiction."

"Hope you enjoy! And this chapter "Bloopers" will be updated depending on my mood."

Chapter 01

I gesture my arms behind you. "So, here's the dressing room for all the cast and make up artists station. Think of this as an AU where they are all actors or something like that."

A massive white tent with hundreds of clothes, accessories and fancy ball gown dresses. Suits, tuxedos and ties on a separate section while many talented make up artists are running around doing their make up magic like fairies.

"Say hi guys! I'm doing a blog for our wonderful fans!" Everyone around waves and says all sorts of 'hellos'

"Dude stop! My make up isn't on point yet!" Chase shouts from the main cast section and Rainier glanced over his shoulder. "Azriel? What brings you here? I didn't know you were doing a blog." I smile at the two walking over.

"I'd thought I'd treat our awesome fans with this, you guys were at the party right? But they didn't get to see you both on the first chapter."

Rainier smiled warmly. "We all know how Al feels about sharing the spot light. And we're aware you had to sell him good to fans. We understand."

"Aw Rainier, you're making me guilty for not introducing you in the first chapter. You both look good in suits too."

Rainier was in a dark indigo suit that pairs with his black tie while Chase is in a light gray suit and cream hue tie.

Chase snorts. "Yeah, you just had to make the first chapter of this book all about Al, what about us!? When are we gonna get laid!?" I sighed and turn to Rainier. "I'm glad I made you sooo understanding and decent Rainier."

"What's that supposed to mean? The fans love me! All the babes and cuties say they can't get enough!" I pinch his cheek hard. "Now I remember why I couldn't introduce you both at the first chapter Chase. You were running off flirting with everything that moves. No wonder Rainier has to watch you." Chase whines out. "No! You're running my make up Azriel!"

Rainier nodded. "Sometimes I think I was cursed to have immature friends. Please tell me that'll change Azriel."

"Shhh, no spoilers. Alright! Let's get this show rolling!" I go over to my red director's chair and sit down.

"Ok! Everyone shut the fuck up on the set!" I inhale deeply. "Anddd action!"

A small smile came to his lips spotting Shane, slightly choke on the wine that was offered up to him by the elders.

Shane pumps his chest and almost spits out the wine but swallowed it down. "Azriel, I-i don't like drinking wine. Its bitter. P-please don't make me do it again."

"Cut!"

I rush over and hand Shane a clean towel. "I'm so sorry Choco! It's alright baby don't cry, everything's okay you don't have to do a retake you were brilliant just the way you are! All the fans send their love and support to you."

"Really? They care about me?" Shane then turns to the camera smiling at everyone. "I hope they're all taking care of themselves, please be safe guys."

I crumble to the ground. "Y-You're too pure for this world I swear, why did I make your older brother a far cry from you." Shane pats my back gently.

"We don't get to choose our families, but in a way I'm content you made me brothers with Al. Because he isn't easy to love and it takes a lot to handle my scary brother."

Hugs Shane while crying out. "Omfg! Why couldn't you just be happy and get everything you deserve, to not deal with Al's pure bullshit attitude."

Shane pats my head. "If we got what we wanted in life by just asking, then it wouldn't be worth fighting hard for right? It's alright I'll be strong Author."

"I feel my soul is legit burning from your kindness." A thud echoes in the room and Tim is on the ground as Al walks across the grand ballroom then.

"Speak of the devil." I go over to the scene where Al squats down to look at Tim. "I said cut didn't I? Why are ya still doing." Gestures to a scared Tim. "This?"

Al raised an eyebrow. "Why? You're not the damn Alpha of this story, get lost."

My eye twitches. "Al, I'm the Author."

Grim scoffed eyeing me. So?

"I'm not sure who should I send to hell first YOU or Al or both dammit. This isn't what I wanted! I wanted a caring Top! Shane should replace your ass too." Al looms over me and smirked sadistically.

"Just try it bitc---"

I kick his balls in. "Sorry what?"

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Chapter 02

"Jack wait!" He sighed through his nose, and Shane catches his rapid breathing.

"Wait! what the fuck! Who's Jack!?"

Al turns to me. "This isn't Titanic! And we're NOT on a sinking ship!" Rainier starts to play "My heart will go on" in the background remembering his mate, and grabs a mic from the stage to cry his eyes out. then put his emotions onto something dramatic and sing karaoke Celine Dion and Whitney Houston songs.

"My heart will go onnn and ONNN!!!"

Chase rubs his back. "There, there...its ok. Author! Stop making Rainier cry! It's bad enough he's singing karaoke songs."

A small snicker is heard.

"S-sorry i cant, he sounds like dying cat. I'm sorry. Oh goodness Rainier. Its okay, don't feel sad anymore." Shane laughs lightly but he feels sorry for his Beta and the sound of Shane's laugh just...heals the whole world.

Shane gives Rainier a handkerchief.

"Jesus Christ Shane, your laugh is...historical! Tell me someone recorded that!?" Maylin screams. "OMG! I GOT IT!"

Shane smiles.

"I'm sorry, ahaha I just had to sneak in something for the bloopers." The crew on the set all coo and laugh with him.

"Yes Maylin was at the party, pretty much anyone who is a werewolf at Northwood was invited except for the Silver sector because...humans."

***

Yet Al stopped as he was about to go, he then snapped his long fingers together. "Chase, Rainier. Keep Tim company..."

Oh yeah sure NOW we're needed. Hail remarks and I turn to Rainier. "Gods, your wolf is pretty sarcastic unlike you." Rainier shrugs. "I can't blame him, Hail can be annoying sometimes on certain circumstances. Chase! I'm watching you, help me get this elder to the torture chamber room already."

"But first! Lemme take a selfie!" Chase snaps a photo. "Immature little shit, why can't you just listen to Rainier, he's your Beta and upper class man."

"Because you made me this way, duh."

"Your death will be painful."

***

But because they all didn't wish to provoke the real deadly monster that the young man was hiding within him.

I grab the mic and jump on a stage.

[Azriel:]

Why do all the monsters come out at night?

Why do we sleep where we want to hide?

Why do I run back to you, like I don't mind if you fuck up my life?

Throws the mic at Chase.

[Chase:]

Another day, 'nother headache in this hangover hotel

Gettin' used to the rhythm, yeah, I know this beat too well.

He passes the mic to Rainier.

[Rainier:]

Tunnel visions got me feeling, you're the only one I see

But I know what's missing, when I'm swimmin'

In my lonely luxury

He hands the mic for Shane.

[Shane:]

I'm wondering why do all the monsters come out at night?

Why do we sleep where we want to hide?

Why do I run back to you, like I don't mind if you fuck up my life?

Why am I a sucker for all your lies?

Strung out like laundry on every line

Why do I come back to you, like I don't mind if you fuck up my life?

Tosses the mic to Al who catches it.

[Al:]

I'm addicted to the way you hurt, the way you contradict me

I swear everything looks worse at night, I think I'm overthinking

I don't care who I might hurt along the way, I'm fuckin' sinking

Into every word, I don't care if you're lying when I'm drinking

So, tell me pretty lies, look me in my face

Tell me that you love me, even if it's fake

You can lead me on and leave these questions in my sheets

I'm under it, I made my bed and I'm still wonderin'

The Alpha throws the mic back to me.

[Azriel:]

"I'm wondering why do all the monsters come out at night?

Why do we sleep where we want to hide?

Why do I run back to you, like I don't mind if you fuck up my life?

Why am I a sucker for all your lies?

Strung out like laundry on every line

Why do I come back to you, like I don't mind if you fuck up my life?"

Somewhere else Cyrus joins in the fun.

"Thinkin' about you, you're in my head

Even without you, I still feel dead

Why do I run back to you, like I don't mind if you fuck up my life?

Dead, thinking about you, you're in my head

Even without you, I still feel dead

Why do I run back to you, like I don't mind if you fuck up my life?"

[Everyone; Al, Cyrus, Grim, Shane, Chase and Rainier.]

I'm wondering why! do all the monsters come out at night?

Why do we sleep where we want to hide? (Hide)

Why do I run back to you, like I don't mind if you fuck up my life?

Why am I a sucker for all your lies?

Strung out like laundry on every line

Why do I come back to you, like I don't mind if you fuck up my life? (Fuck up my life)

[Shane:]

Like I don't mind if you fuck up my life!

I look at the readers. "it's a song, by All Time Low; Monsters. There is actually a clue in the MUSIC VIDEO."

I gasp. "Anselme! My badass gangster Grannie! Omg happy 181th birthday!"

I hug her and starts crying happily.

She huffs a smoke out, putting one hand to her hip. "Author, I see you've made yourself welcome to my party. Though I don't remember inviting you. You're not even a werewolf. Where's security!?"

"Ayeee, I love you too Grannie! You smell like a decades worth of high expensive tobacco." I smile at her. "I got you a present myself." She grins.

"Really? Marijuana?" I double take.

"NO! JESUS! You need help! I got you a special photo album Anselme."

She looks at me dryly. "Porno album?"

"N-No." I face palmed. "Please just...just open it will you?" She opens it.

A collection of photos of the effects of smoking greet her and I run hearing Anselme's wolf Mercy growled out.

I laugh. "Sorry not sorry!"

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Chapter 03

But you know we'd always be loyal to you Alpha. If you see this as fit, then so be it. Hail mentioned, as Rainier let's go of Tim and turns back to look at Al.

I munch on caramel popcorn.

"So, what do we do with this one?" He was already raising his hand at Chase knowing what the boy wanted to say.

"And no Chase, we aren't going to go through with barbecuing him alive."

I frowned. "Well damn Rainier, I was gonna request mine be made medium rare. But hey, down mind me here."

Fucking kill joy. Dagger bit.

"Ikr, but Hail and Rainier are right. This fucker needs to in Al's hands."

It's called awaiting your Alphas orders you illiterate monkey. Hale remarked.

I lean onto Tim. "Sooo, tell me Timmy. How does it feel like having your life in the hands of these idio---I-I mean teenagers? Seems hilarious? Right?"

"Goddammit just do it Author. Kill me already. Why do I have to listen to this."

I giggle. "Nah, suffer it bitch."

***

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH???"

Cyrus turns to me.

"Wait! What the hell!? Author!?"

"In the flesh. Nightmares again?"

Cyrus looks baffled. "Y-yeah...what are you doing here in the story anyway?"

"I got bored."

Cyrus sighs. This is too fucking weird.

"I know, but the readers will love it, if not, than piss their pants laughing out and you don't talk much Cyrus, you shy little adorable precious bean."

Please quit reading my thoughts, it's kinda violating you know. I cackle and nod. "That it does, though it's the only way to show readers your not an antagonist. That you aren't all that bad, because again, you don't talk that much and you're very cold."

Cyrus crossed his arms together. Gee, I WONDER who's genius idea was that.

I grin. "Don't worry things will get better and I'm not worried, just...a little scared what you really are."

Yeah...What am I? The fans have been curious it's making them cray-cray.

"You're you; Cyrus. A good boy."

I whisper. "#NoSpoilersMF"

"What?" I smile back. "Nothing!"

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A distant December.

One Christmas night.

Snow, white, weighted.

It coated the everywhere across the sky.

A mansion sitting in the middle of a thick deep forest, embraced with warm lights and decorations of the holiday.

Inside it, two little boys run down the long corridor and rush about the dark red carpeted floors excited, and really impatient. Well, one was running and the other one was trying to catch up.

A seven and six year old Alphas make their way downstairs both so anxious.

"Come on, you slow slug!" Al cheers, a smile on his face but a missing tooth is seen whenever he bears his teeth out.

He lost it after hitting his baby sitter.

Who turned out to be a spy that wish to kidnap him, when that didn't work they went after Shane in his sleep but Al got to them first and clawed their eyes off.

Everyone was always after them.

"We got gifts waiting for us! I cant wait to rip it open and see what Santa got me. He probably got me something cool. Like a Buzzlightyear! Or a Nurfgun!" He turns to Shane. "What did you ask for?"

The smaller child looks down and his lips suckle onto his tiny thumb thinking, Shane held his teddy bear closer to him.

"I...cant sai. I dont knuw if Santty Clause reads my letters, hew could bew busy."

Al rolled his eyes. "If that fatty old man didn't get you something you can just have the stuff i got last year. And he cant skip you! You're an Alpha! Alphas always get what they want." Shane tilts his small head. "But i-i dunnu if Santty can gemme what i whant." Al made a tsk sound and grabs Shane's tiny hand.

"Whatever, come on hurry up!"

And it was true, Santa cant give what the younger Alpha asked for, he wanted something even Santa cant give; relief.

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"Hey hey! Grannie! Can we watch a movie in the theater room!?" Al tugs at Anselme's long sleeve, she smiled. "Sure, my little Marshmallow. But remember your brother is still young. Pick a nice movie okay and bring Weiler with you."

Al nodded and ran to his cousin. "Hey Weiler, we're watching a Christmas movie wanna tag along?" The tall boy looks up and smiled. "Eh, why not, Mom I'm going with Al and Shane upstairs!"

Miranda waved to them. "Go ahead."

Shane sits down on the front row, and Weiler sat to his left. "What movie is it?"

"Dho we get to cee the fwying deers?"

Al locks the theater room door and sets the bag of chips and snacks so they can all eat plus some drinks while watching.

"Yup, Santa also shows up to save the day. Everyone sings and gets a present like we do. I really like the part where this pumpkin guy in the beginning lights up and he helps Santa Clause bring gifts too."

Weiler glances at Al and raised a brow.

"Huh? Pumpkin guy? I don't get it."

"Jeez just watch it! And Shane! This is for you, don't open it until after the movie is done alright?" He puts a gift on Shane's lap and his baby brother nods. Al presses the remote and the movies begins with different doors in the middle of nowhere.

The Nightmare Before Christmas.

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After the movie. Al turns to Shane. "Hey, what's wrong?" Shane was shaking in his seat quiet and eyes wide open. "Well if it helps, you can open your present."

Shane just nods and unwraps his gift.

"MOMMY!"

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Random.

"Welcome back everybody! I'm your host, Azriel fucking Rhey. And today we have three special guests joining us." I signal my hand to the side. "From the cast of The Alpha's Addiction please give a big hand for The Delta, Chase. The Younger Alpha, Shane and The Zeta, Cyrus! Hi guys!"

They walk in and Chase does an EXTRA over the top bow, Shane smiles at the crowd and Cyrus just looks at people but his makes a small wave to everyone.

Chase sits down legs apart, one arm on the arm rest supporting his jawline and Shane is in the middle, hands neatly on his lap. While Cyrus is leaning forward both elbows on his thighs; slouching.

"Alright, I'll ask random shit and you all will give an answer as best as you can, seems easy, right? However Cyrus will be writing his answers down." They all nod. "Do you, trust your... A. Heart, B. Head, C. Gut?"

Chase : "Gut!" He winks at the readers. "i could be inside yours too." I spray him.

"Bad Chase! No flirting you player!"

Shane : "I'd say head but..." He looks at Chase. "I might walk into a dirty joke." I'll go with Gut too." I smile at him.

"And Cyrus?"

Cyrus : "Heart."

"Awwww."

"Okay, How would you put others in their place? Kill them with a look or Kill them with sarcasm?"

Chase : "Use everything against them."

"The hell, Chase you're awful."

Shane : "I'd rather not do both if we can talk it in a civil way like people. But, if it came to it...sarcasm." I blink. "Really?"

I turn to Cyrus and he just stares.

"O-okay, kill me with a look."

Meanwhile backstage Al seems bored when Grim takes over and his amber eyes shift into golden ones. "Hehehehe."

Grim makes Al knock out the music DJ and goes to pick a song. "Let's see here..."

"Next what---"

Lil John; "Take your shirt off" plays on and the audience goes wild; smiling. I glance at the trio and Chase brown orbs look ready, Shane is all pink and pretty much petrified. Cyrus narrows his eyes.

Chase : "Don't mind if I fucking do!"

And he does even going as far as tossing it to the screaming fan girls and guys.

Then everybody looks at Shane. "N-no, i---i don't got anything to show promise!"

I gasp when i gaze back at Shane.

"Shane! You already are topless!"

Shane looks downward. "Wha---how!?"

*cough Author say so cough*

The fans go gaga and run after the two.

"Azriel help!" Shane called and Chase runs ahead grinning to himself. "This is good cardio Shane! Run for your life!"

Grim looks at Cyrus who still has his shirt on. "Hey! Why is he still dressed?"

"Because...i love life. Oh and Al will come after me if i let it happen."

Fuck right i would! The Alpha growls.

"I hope you're all distracted." I smile.

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I smile at the camera holding a mic.

"Hello everyone! I'm here right now with some of the cast members of The Alpha's Addition interview session!" I rush over to The Alpha but his wolf takes charge instead. "H-hey."

Puts a mic to Grim. "Grim, the fans hate you." I glance over to the mob of fans all looking pissed holding signs that say #KillGrim. "Your thoughts? What do you have to say to them?"

Grim grins wickedly and uses Al's body, he fixes his tie and licks his lips. Stares at the readers with golden eyes.

"First of, thank you for the wonderful question Author. I believe that yeah I'm a jerk, a bad influence and an ass. But were ya'll expecting anything else? MY NAME IS FUCKING GRIM! I eat fear for breakfast, lunch and dinner!"

I shake my head snickering at Grim."Uhhh...Grim, you also sleep with dozens of stuff animals from the Sesame Street, you mostly like Big Bird. Chase after your own tail. You also hate eggplant, you go to watch porn hub twice a week, and you can't get enough of Cyrus Fluffy hair."

"Suck my di---"

"OKAY! WE'RE DONE HERE!"