Chapter 1635 - A very scary Chinese film crew!
I am Really a Superstar
Translator: Legge Editor: Legge
Soon after.
âAlright, Iâll be off then.â
âOK.â
âEveryone, train hard.â
âAh, OK.â
âOh yes, Old Fang, teach them how to load the tank shells as well.â
âAlright, I got it. Donât worry, just leave them to me.â
âThanks.â
Then Zhang Ye left with the film crew.
Boss Qian Jr., Jiang Hanwei, Jacques, and some of the American actors couldnât help but stare in awe. The rest of the special forces soldiers were also dumbfounded. Everyoneâs eyes were fixated on Zhang Ye and the film crewâs cars as they drove out of the barracks. It wasnât until they left that the group of people finally came back around. Looking at the target shot full of tens, and then looking at the tank that had drifted to a stop, they realized how infuriating it was to compare people.
Ricky sighed, âThe director is ridiculous.â
Dolby wiped his sweat off. âThis marksmanship, even our SEAL teams are probably no better than this.â
âAnd the tank, can it even drift like that?â Jacques said in a speechless manner, âWhat does he not know?â
Ricky said, âThe director must have specially trained in these areas. Heâs a military expert who is also involved in the development of military weapons, so itâs very normal for him to be familiar with such weapons systems.â
When he heard the words âmilitary expert,â Boss Qian Jr. nearly wanted to curse and swear.
Dolby forced a smile. âThatâs right. If we compare martial arts, the director would probably fare much worse than us.â
Jacques said, âHe doesnât need to know much about martial arts since weâre just filming a movie. All the moves are fake and just for show. Theyâre all choreographed fights, although Iâm looking forward to sparring with Zhang Ye. When he gets back, the scenes left to shoot will all be action scenes. Itâd be good to get to know each otherâs skills in advance so that we can try to avoid injuring the director.â
Boss Qian Jr. turned eager and said, âWhen heâs back, I also want to spar with him!â
The instructor for hand-to-hand combat said, âThen you will all have to practice hard in the coming days.â
Jiang Hanwei said in a speechless manner. âItâs useless even if we practice hard.â
Boss Qian Jr. looked over. âItâs useless?â
Jiang Hanwei asked them, âYou guys want to spar with him?â
âYeah.â Jacques said.
Dolby also said with a laugh, âWe canât beat him at shooting, nor do we know how to drive a tank. But weâre action stars, and me, Ricky, and the others started out as stuntmen. What danger have we not been through? Weâve been sparring with real knives and guns all this time, so we definitely wonât do worse than the director.â
They were very confident in their skills.
Jiang Hanwei rolled his eyes. âThen go ahead and try him.â
They didnât catch the true meaning in Jiang Hanweiâs words and even very eagerly tried out a few moves.
Firing weapons.
Hand-to-hand combat.
Loading tank shells.
Their daily training began.
â¦
Several days later.
Africa.
In the savanna.
There was a tense atmosphere surrounding the film crew.
This was because there were several fearsome lions in a cage not far away.
Zhang Ye stood there and kept reminding, âTodayâs scene is very dangerous. Iâll repeat myself again. Sophia, the rest of the crew, all of you must watch out for your safety. Even though the animal trainers are around, that doesnât mean no accidents can happen when the cage is opened. So once the cameras start rolling, I want all of you to be ready to run for your lives. If the situation does not seem right, donât wait for me to shout âcut.â I want everyone to run to the safety zone, understand?â
âUnderstood!â
âGot it, Director!â
Everyone answered in a weak voice.
The female lead, Sophia, was in the jeep and constantly trying to control her breathing.
Many of the cameramen looked pale as a sheet. Only the actress who was about to face the lions looked much calmer than everyone else.
Zhang Ye got into the car and looked at her. âAre you going to be fine?â
Sophia forced a smile. âI think I can handle it.â
Zhang Ye said, âAre you ready?â
âI am, Director.â Sophia inhaled.
Zhang Ye nodded. âDo you know why I chose you out of so many mixed-race actresses?â
Sophia was taken aback. She shook her head and said, âHonestly, I donât know.â
Zhang Ye smiled and said, âItâs because youâre ballsy.â
Sophia said, âHuh?â
Zhang Ye added in a whisper, âThe main reason is that your asking price is low.â
Sophia chuckled.
Only then did Zhang Ye shout to the outside, âThis set of scenes is very dangerous, so letâs aim to finish it in two takes. Alright, letâs try the first take!â
The cage was opened.
The lions were let out.
When everything was ready, the animal trainers left.
The cameras started rolling.
Two people were speaking their lines.
Sophia opened the door angrily and stepped out of the car.
The camera followed her, and everything up to here was perfectly going according to script.
However, at this moment, something unexpected happened. For some reason, one of the lions suddenly turned its head to look at Sophia before charging forward. The safety distance set between the beasts and the crew was 50 meters. However, the lion was too quick. Before anyone could react, the lion had already sprinted 20 meters and was getting closer and closer to Sophia. Everyone panicked!
Tong Fu carried the camera and ran!
The employee who was responsible for the fill lighting got so afraid that he screamed!
The animal trainers ran over while hollering!
The other crew members scattered and flusteredly got into the cars to avoid danger!
Ha Qiqi yelled, âRun!â
Zhang Zuo roared, âSophia!â
Sophia was braver than most actresses. But even if she was brave, she was still a woman. She blanched. She shouted out a vulgarity she had learned from Zhang Ye in recent days. âFuck your sister!â Then she turned around and started running, but tripped over, which caused her to be even slower in getting out of the way!
âSave her!â
âQuickly, save her!â
âAh!â
âWeâre done for!â
Everyone was in a state of panic!
At this critical moment, someone sprang out of a car!
âItâs Director Zhang!â
âDirector Zhang, be careful!â
âDonât come out!â
âRun! Run!â
âSophia, get up!â
Sophia leaped off the ground!
That lion was closing in. When the other lions behind saw this, they turned their heads and looked at Sophia. Then they padded over.
Zhang Ye stepped in front of Sophia at this moment.
âDirector!â Sophia was very happy to see him and she nearly cried!
In the blink of an eye, the lion pounced!
Zhang Ye stared coldly at it and raised his right hand, imbuing some concealed power into his palm. The moment the lion pounced at Zhang Ye, he moved his feet in the pattern of a Taiji Fish 1 and instantly shifted himself to the left side of the lion. Without any hesitation, he struck his palm onto the lionâs body!
Bam!
It was a soft sound.
In fact, it was so soft that no one could hear it.
But the next second, that majestic lion trembled as a force traveled through it, and it slammed down onto its side. It slid on the ground for a full two meters. Zhang Ye had slapped it right into a bushed area!
Sophiaâs jaw dropped!
Ha Qiqi was staring with wide eyes!
Little Wang was so shocked that her jaw dropped!
The animal trainers who were running over nearly tripped over themselves!
What the hell!
What kind of strength is that!
A lion?
It was sent flying?
With a slap?!
Silence!
The entire film crew fell silent!
The entire savanna was silent!
Then they saw the lion shaking as it laboriously climbed to its paws. Its eyes glared hate at Zhang Ye. With a loud roar, it looked as though it wanted to attack again!
Zhang Ye simply said one word: âScram!â
The lion suddenly turned timid and gave a weak growl. Then it spiritlessly turned its head and padded away.
When the rest of the lions saw this, they also slowly turned their heads away. They were behaving like they hadnât seen anything.
Zhang Ye turned around and pulled Sophia to her feet. âInto the car.â
As Sophiaâs knee was injured, she limped along and followed Zhang Ye into the car.
The moment the door closed, everyone in the crew could finally heave a sigh of relief!
Zhang Ye said in concern, âWhere are you hurt?â
âIâm fine.â Sophia said gratefully, âThank you! Thank you!â
Zhang Ye smiled and said, âYouâre welcome. Youâre with us to film a movie, and I was the one who brought you guys here, so I have to guarantee everyoneâs safety. No matter how I brought you over from China, I have to bring you back all the same. Thatâs my responsibility.â
Two other cars drove over.
Ha Qiqi said from inside the other car, âDirector Zhang, how is she?â
Zhang Ye said with a smile, âFortunately, everything is fine.â
Little Wangâs eyes were red. âYou guys scared us to death!â
Meanwhile, the rest of the film crew and the African employees were looking at Zhang Ye with a terrified gaze. They had a look in their eyes that suggested they had seen an immortal of some kind. The scene that happened just now was beyond their comprehension and all common sense. They had never seen something like that before!
Zhang Ye asked Sophia, âCan you continue to act?â
Sophia nodded firmly. âYes!â
Zhang Ye said, âAlright, letâs do another take!â
Ha Qiqi said, âWeâre still going?â
Zhang Ye instructed, âWe must guarantee that there will be no mishaps this time!â
âUnderstood.â Ha Qiqi went over to get everything set up and in order.
Zhang Ye then looked down and helped Sophia spray some medicine onto her leg. âTodayâs scenes have to be shot and completed. Thereâs no way to stop, so letâs hang in there a little more. After this set of scenes is done, weâll stop work. Thereâs no need to be afraid, Iâm here.â
Sophia nodded. âOK, Director.â
20 minutes later.
The prep work was complete.
When the cameras started rolling again, the second take went underway.
This time, when Sophia got out of the car, everyone in the film crew took a deep breath as their hearts leaped into their throats. They were all afraid that another accident would happen.
The lions turned around to look again.
Sophia was very tense.
But this time, everyone noticed that Zhang Ye, who was sitting in the car, was glaring daggers at the lions.
The lions looked at Sophia, then looked at Zhang Ye again before quietly turning back again. They went back to doing whatever they were doing. The lion that was beaten by Zhang Ye even let out a whimper.
The African employees looked at one another.
âThe lions are afraid!â
âJesus!â
âWho is this? What kind of person is he?â
âIâve worked in the savanna for so many years now, but Iâve only heard of lions eating people. Iâve never heard of lions being scared of people!â
âDoes a person who can fight a lion with their bare hands really exist?â
âIâve seen something unbelievable today!â
âThis Chinese film crew is really too scary!â
On this day, a film crew from China had given the local African people an indelible and terrifying memory!
â¦
Meanwhile.
On the other side of the planet.
At the barracksâ drill grounds.
Boss Qian Jr., Jacques, and several of the others were practicing hand-to-hand combat.
Jiang Hanwei had answered a call. He was stunned for a while before walking back over to the group and saying, âI just received news. The film crew just met with a mishap in Africa.â
Jacques was startled. âWhat happened?â
Everyone crowded around anxiously. âWhat mishap?â
Jiang Hanwei said, âA lion tried to attack Sophia and there was nearly a tragedy.â
Boss Qian Jr. said, âWhat? Did she get hurt?â
Jiang Hanwei said, âNo, she wasnât hurt.â
Ricky said in surprise, âShe got so lucky?â
Jiang Hanwei looked at him and said, âIt wasnât luck. It was Zhang Ye who sent the lion flying with a palm strike.â
âWhat did you say?â Boss Qian Jr. was stunned.
Several of the nearby special forces soldiers were also dumbfounded. âSent flying with a palm strike?â
Jacques was speechless.
Dolby was speechless.
Everyone at the drill grounds was speechless.
Jiang Hanwei suddenly got reminded of something. âOh yes, which of you said that you wanted to spar with him?â
Boss Qian Jr. said, âHuh?â
Dolby blinked. âNo one said anything like that.â
Ricky kept shaking his head, âI didnât say it either. Did you say it?â
Jacques shook his head firmly. âNo!â
They were going crazy!
Spar? Spar your sister!
You can even fucking send the king of the savanna flying with a palm strike? Who the fuck would want to spar with you? Even the several of us combined couldnât fucking slap a lion like you did!