Chapter 303 Wastefulness
The Understated Dragon Lord
"How about we call it 'The Concubine'? What do you think, dear?"
"Am I 'The Concubine'? Then who is the emperor?"
"That would be me, of course!"
"Idiot, you want to be the emperor? Do you also want to marry a bunch of concubines?"
"Absolutely!"
"I should kick you to death!" Jessica retorted sharply and aimed another playful kick at Daniel.
Her kick wasn't strong but Daniel still stumbled back, landing with a flop onto the cushy couch.
Giggling uncontrollably, Jessica found teasing this idiot way too fun.
"Do you want to become a widow or something? You almost kicked me to death and now you're
laughing so uncontrollably?"
"Who are you calling uncontrollable? A widow? Are you even worth it? If you died, Iâd remarry in a
heartbeat. I certainly wonât waste a single day!"
"If you dare marry someone else, Iâll haunt you as a ghost every night by your bed. Anyone who
dares marry you, Iâll scare to death!"
"If you dare haunt my bed, I'll beat you with a crucifix!"
"Youâd hit a ghost? Arenât you afraid of me?"
"I'm not afraid of you turning into a ghost, or a demon for that matter!"
Jessica wasnât joking at all; she truly wasnât afraid of Daniel. She believed that even if this idiot
turned into a demon, he could never harm herâshe trusted him. It was her faith in this idiot.
"Get lost!" Jessica snapped at Daniel, then asked, "By the way, you mentioned needing a lighter.
What do you want it for?"
"Why donât you go downstairs and buy me a lighter? Then I'll tell you."
"Heh!" Jessica scoffed with sarcasm, "Sure I will. Do it yourself!"
"Iâm way too lazy for that! Running errands is something Brittany should do. But since Brittany isnât
here today, Iâll have to ask someone else to buy it for me!"
Saying so, Daniel started tapping away on his phone. Jessica watched him, amused by his antics.
"To buy a one-dollar lighter, you spend twenty bucks to have someone rush it to you? Youâre really
something!"
"Itâs not just thatâI have money! After all, my honey has so much money. No matter how much I
spend, I can never spend it all!"
"You⦠you idiot!" Brittany burst into laughter, giving Daniel a light slap on the face.
Since Daniel opted for rush service for twenty bucks, it didnât take long for someone to deliver the
one-dollar lighter. Impressed by the delivery personâs speed, Daniel left a positive review and tipped
him two hundred dollarsâbecause he could afford it.
"Got the lighter, now what are you up to?"
Daniel lit two of 'The Concubine' masks on fire. The flames burning from the masks were red and
blue respectively.
"Do you see the problem?"
"The flames are different colors."
"Yeah! Both of these are from 'The Concubine', from the same batch produced on the same date,
but the flames they produce are different colors. Why is that, do you think?"
"How should I know? Stop talking in riddles and tell me why! If you don't, I'm going to punch you!"
Jessica raised her fist threateningly, assuming a fierce stance to pressure Daniel into explaining.