Q&A with the characters pt 1

Author✨:Welcome to the Savage Little Nerd Q&A, featuring its characters! I'm your host, the Author*\(^o^)/* Characters introduce yourselves.

Hunter😈: Hey, I'm Hunter! (*⁰▿⁰*)

Author✨: Now A-

Hunter 😈: Wtf is that?!

Author✨: Wdym? The Japanese emoji?

Hunter😈: Yes that! Why did it appear on my sentence?!

Author✨: It's for the readers to see your reaction. Besides, it's cute.

Hunter😈: Oh no...

Adrien👅: THANK YOU!! SOMEONE GETS IT!!

Hunter😈: Where the fuck did you come from?! And stay out of this you idiot, I'm speaking with a civilized human being.

Adrien👅: .......

Hunter😈: Thank you. Now, author Can you please not use the Japanese emojis on my sentence.

Author✨: Okay.... Lets just continue with the Q&A..

Hunter😈: Okay, shoot.

Author✨: For Hunter. Sorry that I can't put your guys usernames, it doesn't let me...

Why is Hunter so cute? Like isn't it illegal?

Hunter😈: Aww, thank you. And it comes natural.

Adrien👅: I agree with that comment!

Hunter😈: 😳😳😳

Author✨: Awww, he made you blush❤️

Hunter😈: Shut up....

Author✨: Now lets continue..

If you could go to the past, would you go? And what would you change? To Adrien and Hunter.

Hunter😈: If I would go, yes. I will change the possibility of Adrien being in my life.

Author✨: LIES!!!!!!

Adrien👅: I wouldn't. I have Hunter in my life, so there's nothing I need to change. And, I'm already used to Hunter's mean statements; it just means he loves me (๑╹ω╹๑ )

Author✨: Awww.

Hunter, what plans do you have after high school?

Hunter😈: I plan on going into a good college and succeed in my vet career. Then I would like to open my own vet clinic or animal preservation organization.

Author✨: Ohh, you really have your life planned. Unlike some people...

Melissa👑: You throwing shade???!!

Author✨: Yess I am Melissa!

Melissa👑: Okay, just wanted to know. *slowly backs away*

Author✨: To Hunter, how many children do you plan on having? And who's the mom?

Melissa👑: Let me correct that question author. How many children do you plan on having with Adrien?* Or, How many children do you plan on having? And who's the Dad?**

Author✨: Couldn't say it better myself😌

Hunter😈: Um, EXCUSE YOU MEL AND AUTHOR. Don't be changing my questions.

And to answer your question-

Adrien👅: We will have 3 boys and 1 girl. And Hunter is the mom of the family.

Melissa👑: I agree😌

Author✨: I like that answer. Now to the next question.

Hunter😈: But I didn't answer my question...?

Author✨: Adrien answered it for you. Now next question.

Hunter😈: Wait-

Author✨: To Hunter, who is your celebrity crush? And for the author Laurel or Yanny? To answer my question: THIS D-

Melissa👑: Author! No yelling!

Author✨: Oh, Sorry.... like I was about to say. This duck(ᵔᴥᵔ)

Hunter😈: Lmao, y'all dirty thinkers. Now to answer my question; Beyoncé and Zendaya❤️ and Im starting to look up to Cardi B too💕

Author✨: Love them too💖 To Hunter and Adrien, How old are you guys planning on getting married?😉

Hunter😈: FIRST OF ALL, we're not getting married.

Adrien👅: Planning To propose to him after college once I get a stable job and my life straight ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶

Author✨: Aww Adrien is so cute💕 And Hunter, why you lyin🎶

Now lets continue with the questions. To Hunter, Brother do you have a girlfriend? And I love your evil side; If you do have a girlfriend, can I bring her and can we rule the world with our unicorn army?

Hunter😈: ...... I do not have a girlfriend and if I did, you could only take her to rule the world if you take me with you.

Author✨: Me too, me too!!!

Hunter😈: We will rule the world!!!!

Author✨: Yes!!! Now next question. To Hunter, what do you love most about Adrien? And Adrien, what do you love most about Hunter?

Hunter😈: Well....

Author✨: And no lying!!!!

Hunter😈: Okay.... *blushes from embarrassment and looks the other way* I like how he's always with me even though I always push him away... I like how he loves me and makes me feel all warm inside... He makes me unbearably happy, it scares me sometimes; to think that this perfect boy is in love with me scares me.... One day, this perfect boy or girl will come into our lives and eventually, steal him away from me.. And that thought scares me...

Author✨: Hunter ｡ﾟ(ﾟ'Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡

Adrien👅: Baby, that will never happen. My heart belongs to you and only you..

Hunter😈: You say that now, but we don't know what's going to happen in the future..

Adrien👅: You're right, we don't know whats going to happen in the future. But what I do know is that in my future I want you to be in it, completely. My future revolves around you, and if it doesn't; then I don't want it.

Hunter😈: Really?

Adrien👅: Of course❤️

*Author✨, Melissa👑 and Tessa💍 is seen crying their eyes out in a distance on how unbearably cute these two are*

Author✨: Let's continue~ To Adrien, Will you be my boo?

*Hunter😈 is seen glaring holes at Adrien's head*

Adrien👅: Sorry, Hunter already owns my heart❤️

*Hunter😈 blushes and goes to his usual spot*.

Author✨: To all of you, pineapple on pizza?

Hunter😈: I don't mind.

Adrien👅: Me either

Melissa👑: It's bearable, I wouldn't chose to eat it though..

Tessa💍: Agreed.

Connor😇: True.

Jaden⚾️: Agreed.

Melissa👑: Hey baby💕

Jaden⚾️: Hey love💖

Author✨: Let's continue. For Hunter and Adrien, when y'all gonna fuck?

Hunter😈: 😳😳😳

Adrien👅: 😏😏 Good question.

Melissa👑: 👀👀👀

Tessa💍:^^^^

Jaden⚾️: Oh no....

Author✨: Oh Yes... I mean.... oh yesss.

Adrien👅: Well Hunter? When is it?

Hunter😈: .....

Adrien👅: I'm just kidding Hunter. To answer the question whenever Hunter's ready.

Author✨: Maybe in a few chapters😋

Hunter😈: !!!!!!

Adrien👅: ?!

*Adrien👅 is seen thanking the author in silence while Hunter😈 is too embarrassed and tomato red to see what is happening*

Author✨: Now lets continue. To Connor😇, when are you going to prank Adrien? And what is the prank about?

Adrien👅: You're going to prank me?!?!

Connor😇: I plead the fifth.

Adrien👅: What do you mean plead the fifth?! I thought mom swore you to stop prancing people!! And not ME!!

Hunter😈: Oh Adrien calm down, it's just a small prank..

Adrien👅: SMALL PRANK?! SMALL PRANK?! Of course you think that, you don't know how far Connor's prank goes.

You know why I needed to leave our little date at your house? It was because last time we had Connor alone in the house, was the day my parents decided to MOVE!!!!

Hunter😈: ???

Adrien👅: Turns out Connor managed to piss off some teenage group and let's just say they paid our house a "little visit".

Hunter😈: OMG! Was he okay???

Adrien👅: You should be asking if THEY were okay! We came to the house with broken windows, walls, the furniture a little ripped and/or all over the place. And you know where Connor was? He was watching Shameless on the sofa, while the pile of unconscious boys were in a corner next to him... Like who does that?!

Connor😇: In my defense, nobody can interrupt me from my favorite tv show, without getting away conscious or alive.

Adrien👅: You boy, have anger issues.

Connor😇: Indeed I do. Now, author can you please continue with the questions? I want to continue watching shameless.

Author✨: Okay my adorable demon boy😚 For Adrien, how big is that dick? Omg, y'all dirty🤣

Adrien👅: Ask Hunter, he will tell you in a few chapters( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hunter😈: (//_//)

Author✨: To Connor, do you like younger?

Connor😇: Maybe.

Author✨: To Hunter and Adrien, what that mouth do besides love.

Hunter😈: Eat.

Adrien👅: Speak.

Author✨: To everyone, tell a dirty secret or a secret that no one knows.

Everyone: .......

Hunter😈: I ate Mel's piece of cake when we were 10.

Melissa👑: I KNEW IT!!!! HUNTER YOU ARE SO DEAD.

Hunter😈: Mel no need to do something irracional, we are all civilized people here besides Adrien.

Adrien👅: Love you too💕

Melissa👑: But Don't worry, I did something worse🙃

Hunter😈: .... What did you do?????

Melissa👑: Remember that movie you wanted to see, what was it again? Oh, Infinity Wars?

Hunter😈: Don't do it Hoe!!!

Melissa👑: Well, Jaden and I saw it the other day and *spoils* (A/N: the people who saw it, don't spoil it for me please.)

Hunter😈: NOOOO!!! BURN HER!! SHE DESERVES DEATH!!!!!!

Adrien👅: I started watching anime, and I LOVE IT!!!!

Connor😇: I'm gay.

Tessa💍: I think I have a crush on someone from school....

Hunter😈: No you don't, I will make sure of it.

Tessa💍: Here we go again🤦🏽‍♀️

Jaden⚾️: I think I'm starting to like yaoi....

Hunter😈: Jaden Noo!!!!

Jaden⚾️: Sorry bro, I'm confused right now. Honestly..

Melissa & Tessa: Yessss!! Join us!!!!

Author✨: Let's continue. To Hunter, do you really forgive Adrien on what he did to you? Or are you still mad?

Hunter😈: What did he do to me?

Author✨: I think the person is talking about when he told you his first intentions.

Hunter😈: Oh, no I forgive him. Why would I still be mad? It's not like he did anything to me or actually fulfilled it.

Author✨: Nice answer. To Hunter, what would you do if Adrien got hurt?

Hunter😈: Hunt down the person who hurt him, simple. Next.

Adrien👅: ❤️

Author✨: To Hunter, how many times were you kidnapped? How badly were you hurt? Who did it? And we're you always with Mel.

Hunter😈: Yes, I was always with Mel. I don't know exactly how many times, but I do know it was more than 5 times; and the only bad injury I had was our last kidnapping. The kidnappers never got to physical with us, they would beat us sometimes yes; but we would mostly get bruises. That's it; don't know who did it.

Melissa👑: Hunter, I'm still sorry...

Hunter😈: And I told you I would do anything for you. Now, author are we done??

Author✨: Yes, we have came to a close. Thank you for the people who commented and have a great day. See you in the next update👋🏼