Chapter 115
Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem ( Elysia and Tarquin)
âYou know what they say, âYou never know how scary someone is until you meet them.â They say Mr.
Huber fears nothing under the sun except his sister. I thought it was just a tall tale, but turns out itâs the gospel truth! If only I could be Mr. Huberâs sister.â
âI donât want to be his sister; Iâd rather be his girlfriend, ha!â
âStop dreaming, girls. Mr. Huber is the silver man of Jindale City. Weâre not even in his league.â
Some of the girls didnât quite catch on.
âWhy do they call him the silver man of Jindale City? Is there a golden one?â
âSure is. Itâs Tarquin Bradford. Theyâre the most attractive men of Jindale City. Word on the street is that Mr. Bradford is even more of a looker than Mr. Huber. Mr. Huber is pretty, but Mr. Bradford? Heâs downright dashing.â
The mere mention of Tarquin sent a shiver down Elysiaâs spine. She was about to leave when she couldnât help but linger, pretending to wash her hands just to eavesdrop a little longer.
One woman chimed in, âItâs a pity theyâre both men. Imagine if one was a woman and they had a child together? That kid would break hearts!â
âHa, daydreaming, are we? If Mr. Huber were a woman, Mr. Bradford probably wouldnât give him the time of day. I heard that although Mr. Bradford is quite the headâturner, heâs not into the ladies.â
âReally? No way!â
âIâm not the one to judge if itâs true or not. Have you not seen the buzz online? Thatâs what theyâre all saying. Remember Nola Slater? Always trying to ride Mr. Bradfordâs coattails, making their relationship seem all hazy. Some folks said Mr. Bradford never spoke up because he used her to silence the gossip mongers. Then Mr. Bradford went on record to clear the air about him and Nola. Some say thatâs because there was trouble at home.â
âTrouble at home?â
The womanâs voice dropped to a whisper, âRumor has it Mr. Bradfordâs got a boy toy, and he couldnât stand the rumors about Nola and Mr. Bradford, so he pushed him to set the record straight.â
âNo way! A boy toy? A man?â
âYep!â
Another woman added, âIâve heard that too. Thereâs even paparazzi gossip that Mr. Bradford and Mr.
Huber, at opposite ends of the spectrum when it comes to women, get along so well because theyâve got a secret thing going on.â
Elysiaâs jaw dropped.
What in the world was she overhearing?
Was this kind of juicy gossip free for the taking?
The rumors about Tarquin liking men⦠she had seen that online as well.
09:40 Back when she had just married Tarquin, she didnât take those rumors seriously. She was sure it was all made up.
But now, she was starting to wonder.
If Tarquin really liked men, it wasnât without evidence. He had always refused to divorce her. perhaps to use her as a shield against prying eyes?
If the news about his preferences ever went public, he could claim he was happily married to avoid scrutiny.
Elysia smirked to herself.
What era were they living in that people would still care about that? Liking men wasnât a crime.
Tarquin and Keatonâ¦
That wild man and Keatonâ¦
Oh my, she felt like she had struck gold!
That wild man and Tarquin shared a mutual friend!
That wasnât the point, though. The real question was, if Tarquin was truly involved with Keaton, could she use that connection to push Tarquin to finally divorce her?
She had no way to reach Tarquin, but Keaton? After all, Keaton was Corbinâs uncle!
Elysia felt like she had stumbled upon a path forward, a light at the end of the tunnel, and her mood instantly lifted.
She gave herself a pep talk as she looked in the mirror.
First, win over Keaton, then use him to get to Tarquin. A flawless plan!
With this newfound strategy, Elysiaâs spirits were soaring, and she left the bathroom beaming with hope.