Chapter 30
Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem ( Elysia and Tarquin)
Elysiaâs cheeks were still blazing hot at the thought of the bold move she had just made. Kissing someone first? That was something she never imagined sheâd do in her entire life.
Back in college, her friends Blossom Blythe and Winona Newsom had pegged her as the poster girl for the conservative crowd.
She snorted, recalling the predatory look on that guyâs face. It was as if she was trying to get a free ride or something. If it hadnât been to shut him up, why on earth would she have kissed him? And she had lost $250 in the processâenough to buy three sets of cozy fall clothes for the kids!
Just as she was stewing in her misfortune, a sleek luxury car suddenly cut in front of them, performing an elegant yet aggressive maneuver that blocked their way.
The cab driver slammed on the brakes, his heart racing with fright and anger. He rolled down the window, ready to unleash a tirade.
âWhat kind of driving is that? Do you even know how to drive? Youâ¦â
But his anger deflated like a punctured balloon when he saw two men in black suits step out of the car.
He clamped his mouth shut, not daring to make another peep.
Elysia peered out the window, curious. The window was knocked on, and a stern voice commanded, âGet out.â
Sensing trouble, Elysia scooted to the opposite door, asking, âAre you looking for me? Who are you?â
The man didnât bother with pleasantries, yanking the door open and pulling her out of the car. As soon as her feet hit the pavement, the cab sped off, anxious to avoid any involvement.
Elysia struggled to free herself from the manâs grip. âWho are you? Let me go! Let me go!â
She was dragged onto a bridge, where a chic convertible was parked.
The car door swung open, and a woman emerged. She strode toward Elysia, her footsteps echoing with the clickâclack of her stiletto heels. She carried an expensive designer handbag and had her arms folded across her chest.
Elysia couldnât shake off the feeling that she recognized this woman, but the mask and sunglasses obscured her identity.
âSlap!â
The woman struck Elysia across the face without warning.
Elysia was stunned. Held back by two bodyguards, she couldnât fight back and shouted, âWho are you?
Why did you hit me?â
âYou slut, thinking you can seduce my man? I ought to teach you a lesson!â
19-155 Elysia was confused. âAre you crazy? Who did I seduce?â
Nola, as if deaf to Elysiaâs words, slapped her again, twice more. âDonât think because youâre pretty, you can climb the social ladder. Let me tell you, Tarquin is out of your league. Heâs mine! If you so much as look at him again, Iâll make you wish you hadnât!â
Turning to her bodyguards, Nola ordered, âRuin that pretty face of hers. The sight of it disgusts me!â
Nola was determined not to allow any woman prettier than her to be near Tarquin. One of the bodyguards produced a gleaming dagger, its blade catching the light menacingly.
Elysia, panicâstricken, forgot to demand who Tarquin was and instead pleaded, âThere must be some mistake! I donât know you, and I certainly donât know any Tarquin. Let me go!â
As Nola took the dagger, intending to do the deed herself, Elysia lashed out with a kick, sending Nola sprawling backward. The high heels did her no favors; she fell, twisting her ankle, and the blade sliced her hand.
Nolaâs scream pierced the air, âAh! It hurtsâ¦â
e bodyguards rushed to her side, calling out, âMiss!â
Noticing that Elysia attempted to bolt, Nola cried with fury, âKill that bitch! Ouch, ouchâ¦â
Seeing the bodyguards in pursuit, Elysia took out the pepper spray her son had given to her, and she didnât hesitate to use it on the bodyguards. Of course, Evanâs work had always been potent, and it left them writhing on the ground.
She took off running, making a dash across the road to the opposite side in no time at all.
Left behind, Nola shouted in frustration, âIncompetents! Catch her, or itâll be your heads!â
Three more bodyguards appeared, giving chase to Elysia as she ran for her life.